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TM S1L1MA DAILY KEPIJBLidA TUESDAY EVENK6, NOVEMBER 29 1892. several months. We believe the legis-' PAUL JORDAN, Notary Public. WILLIAM HONEYWELL. Notary Public.

TWO CONVENTIONS. Salina Republican Jordan 8l Honeywel Reom 1, Grier Block, Salina, Kansas. Real Estate, Life and Fire nsuranse, Loans Etc. We have calls for farms, small tracts of land near Salina, and for improved and unimproved city properties. If you want to sell or exchange, call and list the same with us.

V-V 5INQ THE PJlMSZf-Z OoFPure CLAIRETTE CITrS FOR IT -HAS STOOD WE TEST. OF ALL TE SOAPS "OuflCiniSJl.Vi this TAmmniYo is tie best. WUH ClOTOES SHELL SUBETfiVn UUEN SWft tos house is cimi hm Bmcm flo V0QF? EinUflf ftl'S CLAIRETTE SOAP FILS JiOUSEIllDS V77I DEitGflT. f.K.J54IRBANK ST. LOUIS, mm n7 I -3 1 V.n OZS.FOR Absolutely Pure JustTryIt, I -ELY'S CREAW1 irassajfesf fliiays rain tne sores, iteiitorcs Oivcs Uelief at Apply into the Nostrila.

sue. urugifiis or oymu. tmo once tnux And time for you to order your Winter Suits and Overcoats- See Lindblom. He has a large line of well selected Suitings and Coat Patterns Also a large line of Fall Suitings left. lature will take the Star's advise and elect a republican.

THAT COMET THE ASXBOSOUEBS TOtDUSOF. The Republican desires to congratu late its readers upon the failure of that comet to interfere with this issue. The eollisionists agreed that the destruction of the world could not be delayed longer than last night, and we may therefore rejoice that man are doing business at the old stand. Why should an astronomer prophecy disaster from a comet? In all. the experience of this sphere there is no record of any difficulty with a comet, while hundreds of thousands of men who have predicted collisions with comets have proven false prophets.

A man does not show the proper respect for his reputation by insisting a comet-whirling through space is apt to put on the brakes and wait for a hostile visit from the earth- The earth has no grudge against the comet and we believe that any ordinarily well balanced cemet, whether it belongs to Biela or some one else would not maliciously pass out of its regular course to do us harm. We can especially see no reason for fearing a comet that does not come close enongh to be visible to the naked eye, and we advise our readers to borrow no uneasiness about this particular comet until the astronomers agree that it is moving toward the earth and not from it. We think that professional astronomers owe it to the general public to get together sufficiently to determine whether a comet is going from or coming towards the earth, before they attempt to disturb our dreams by predictions of dire calamity. Those unfamiliar with the mysteries of astronomy are not concerned so much about the size of a comet as about its course, and the average man would prefer that astronomers f-pend less time in measuring a comet and more time in getting its bearings. It materially affects our opinion of a comet and its liability to collide with us to find out first which way it is moving.

A Sm Cure for Piles. Itching piles are known by moisture like perspiration, causing intense itching when warm. This form as well as blind bleeding or protruding yield at once to Dr. Bosanko's pile remedy which acts directly on parts affected, absorbs tumois, allays itching, and effects a permanent cure. 50 cents.

Druggist or mail. Circulars tree. Dr. Bo-sanco, 329, Arch street, Philadelphia Pa. Sold hv Kih1hnrn.

druggist THE THEOSOPHISTS. They think that the Pacific Slope Is a Rich Field fur them to Work. New York, Nov. 29. The theosoph-ists of this city are on the quivive in anticipation of the arrival of Mrs.

Annie Besant, who is on one of the trans-Atlantic liners booked to reach port within the next twenty-four hours. She will be met at the dock by a delegation and escorted to her hotel. The ex-associate of the late Charles Brad law has been entrusted with the special mission of reviving the interest in affairs theosoph-ical in this country. Sho believes that the far west offers the best field for her efforts, and will spend the greater por tion of the next six months in the terri tory bet ween Seattle, Wash and San Diego, Cal. The Theosophical society has inaugurated a propagandist mission all over the world, Secretary Wahl be ing en route to India and Miss Oakley to California.

The funds are being put up by Mr. ah whose enthusiasm hap pens to be backed with a big bank ac count and a steady income. Order of the Vesta In Court. Philadelphia, Nov. 29.

Re turn was made to-day before Judge Simonton in the Dauphin county court upon the writ of quo warranto issued upon the application of Attorney-Gen eral liensel against the Order of Vesta, a beneficial concern having headquarters in this city, the writ demanding that cause be shown why a decree should not be issued dissolving the corporation. The order was incorporated in this city four years ago last Thursday with C. Oscar Beasely as national president and Charles H. Edmunds as national secretary. The collapse of the Iron Hall and other similar organizations have had a depressing effect upon the organization, and six weeks ago the national officers decided to make an assignment.

The order has at the present time but one thousand members, although the appraised assets are claimed to amount to nearly ninety thousand dollars. Private Dalzell and Wife Celebral Their Silver Wedding, Cincinnati, Nov. 29. Private Dalzell and Mrs. Dalzell are today celebrating their silver wedding in their Ohio home.

Many of the old soldier's friends from this city are in attendenee. Old People. J. V. 8.

is the only Sarsaparilla that old or lecblo people Rbotild take, as the mineral potash which la in every other Sarsaparilla that we know cf. is under certain conditions known to be emaciating. 8. on the contrary is purely Tcgctablo and stimulates digestion and creates new blood, the Tcry thing for old. delicate or broicn down people.

It builds them tip and prolongs their 11 res A case in point Mrs Bcldcn an estimable and elderly lady of 610 Hasoa SL. 8. was or months declining so rapidly as to seriously alarm her family. It got so bad that sho ws finally afflicted with fainting pells. She writes "While in that dangerous condition saw some of the testimonials concerning B.

and sent for a bottle. That marked the turning point. I regained my lost flesh and strength and ha Ye not felt so well in years. That was two years ago and Sirs Cclden is well and hearty to-day, and still taking J.V. 3.

It yon are old and feeble and want to be built np Ask for I Vegetable Sarsaparilla largest bottle, most effective, same price. JOY'S GAESAPHEiLlil For sale by Emil Arner. Ask for free If! J. Jj. BRlSTOW; Editor ud Proprietor Terms of Subscription.

M. IIMIJ, QDB WW UJ wiiici Daily, one month, in advance i-iA; Mniisss: Advertising nw OFFICIAL CIaTT PAPER. it. 16, and 22, Obex Block, TEL2FHOKE Ko Theke are fifty thousand private families in Chicago who are preparing to entertain visitors next year. Those who get a picture of General Sherman as a Christmas present will be in luck.

It is on the $500 treasury notes just issued. Inter Ocean. J. M. Asher has bought a control! ing interest in the Argentine will hereafter conduct that paper in be half of the republican party in the city of Argentine, Wyandotte county and the state of Kansas.

If you want to select choice Christ mas presents watch thanjolumn of the Republican closely from now till the 25th of December. Select your pre sents early before the rush. It will be more satisfactory to you as, well as to the merchants. The Philadelphia press in speak ing of Mrs. Lease's senatorial aspirations says that she would not add to the dignity of the senate but that she is as well, if not better, qualified to sit as a member than some of the men who are now serving in that capacity.

Young gentlemen who cherish a se cret hankering for football and yet lack the courage to take an active part in the game may find it an agreeable sub stitute to retire to a secluded place and fall down a long flight of stairs at reg ular intervals. Chicago News. NOT A PARTY BUT A PROTEST. Mrs. Lease says: The democratic porty is not a party, it is a protest.

It is a protest agaiast temperance, against truth, and, in fact, a protest against everything that is true and good. It is a coward, and after pledging reforms is afraid to give them. It professes to be opposed to protection and yet will not give the country free trade. But the seeds of dissatisfaction have already been planted in the south, and while they are a little slow down there, they will come around to our way of thinking in time. FOR OK AGAINST.

The democratic party will soon be monarch of all it surveys, legislatively and executively speaking. As the party at Chicago, from the platform and through the press, proclaimed that protection is unconstitutional and a national iniquity it will be guilty of compounding with felony or giving thp lie to its own words if it delays a holy minute to repeal the McKinley law. From the declarations and promises made it must be absolute free trade. No tinkering and glittering generality distinctions without differences will do. They must repeal or virtually endorse protection.

Gypsum Advocate. But Brother Amos, they will not do it. The democracy never do what they say in their platform ought to be done. KANSAS NEWSPAPERS. After all there is a great deal of abil ity of high order in Kansas newspapers.

We sometimes think that because we have never developed any Halsteads or Greeleys or Reids that we have rather mediocre talent in the journalistic field in Kansas, but when you sit down and take up your exchanges such as the Leavenworth Times and others that devote a column or two every day to clippings, you observe a great many bright and original things, and while none of our man have had an opportunity to tower above others in the national field, yet the sum total of ability displayed by the newspapers of Kansas is equal or superior to that of any other western state. The boom that we had probably had a more fatal effect on the finances of newspaper men than any other class, but in time this will be overcome and the newspaper business will be restored to its proper place in the business life of its community and the state. FOR THE BEST MAN. While the republicans elected to the Kansas Legislature are turning over in their minds the question of who shall be the next United States Senator, whether he shall be a "stalwart" or a "fusion" democrat or a Populist, would it not be well to consider the claims of that ofteu-talked-adout statesman, the "Best Man?" That gentleman has often been "mentioned" for the senate in Kansas as eisewnere, wny not make this opportunity? If there is any doubt as to his identity it may de said by way of explanation that he is the man the office has been seeking so long. Everybody will know him by that description.

If the republicans will stand by the "Best Man" the democrats and populists may come to him; at least he is the man they have said that they were after. The "Best Man" when chosen will reveal himself once by seyeral gculiarities which will endear him to ansas. He will not be a boodler. He will write his own speeches. He will be perfectly trustworthy.

When he gives his word to do or perform anything; even to making a speech, he will keep it. He will not change his opinions on public questions oftener than once a month. He will not be a crank. He will not "play horse." He will hot be a word-monger or a phrase maker. He will know when he has had enough.

Everybody must know the "Best Man" at first sight. Let him be the next United States Senator from Kansas. Kansas City Star. We wish to thank the Star for this effort to secure the election of a Repuo-lican U. S.

Senator. The Star has for a long time claimed to be an independ ent paper, but its zealous efforts in be half of democracy have caused the great majority of readers to smile at its claim of independency; This open and avowed support of a republican to succeed Sena tor Perkins indicates a disposition, on the part of the Start to atone in a measure lor its partisan course for the past THE AMERICAN PTBLlC HEALTH ASSOCIATION AND THE INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL. CONGR12SS BOTH MEET IN CITY OF MEXICO. THE NICARAGUA CANAL, THB CONVENTION AT NEW ORLEANS TO CONSIDER ITS INTERESTS A LAROB DELEGATION AND INCREASED INTEREST. THEY DISCUSS THE AMERICAN HEALTH, Citv of Mexico, Nov.

29. The American Public Health Association, which numbers among its members the most important sanitary authorities of this country, Mexico and Canada, held its opening session here to-day. It will last four days. During that time an International medical congress will also meet and the two bodies will have joint discussions. The morning session of the American Public Health Association was held in the hall of the Chamber of Deputies, and the afternoon session will be held in the large hall of the preparatory school on San Oldefonso street.

The city government will entertain the association one evening; a local society another evening; one day. follow- ing the meeting an excursion will be made to observe the great work, now nearly completed, for the dra nage of the valley of Mexico; and anoiher day will be devoted to an excursion for sight seeing in and about tht; City of Mexico. Portirio Diaz, the eminent president of the republic of Mexico, will give a reception to the association at the famous castle of Chapultepec. Members will be invited to wiu.ess the eeremoniesattendi ng the reinaug.uration of President Diaz on the moaning of December 1st. a committee of American ladies, resident in the city cf Mexico, has been organized for the purpose ot entertaining all the ladies ho may attend from the United States aid Canada.

The entertainments and excursions at the city of Mexico will be arranged as not to interfere with the regular work of the association The delegates include ex-President V'cCormick, of the National Boards of Health Association, Surgeon General Wyman and Dr. Kenyon, of the Marine Hospital Service, Dr. Smart and Capt. Long of the army, Medical Director Gihon and Surgeon Amos of the navy, a representative of the Bureau of American Republics, a representative of the Agricultural Department, and Mr. Robinson, inspector of plumbing in this city.

Nearly all these gentlemen will read papers on matters relating to con-tageous and infectious diseases, and it is expected that tae association will give much attention to the recent cholera epidemic in Europe and the best sanitary arrangements to be adopted with regard to it. THE NICARAGUA CANAL. New Orleans, Nov. 29. The Nicaragua Canal Convention began its session here to-day.

It resumed it deliberations at the point where they were dropped at the rather poorly a St. Louis conference last June. Many of the delegates named at that are present and also numerous ad. litional delegations, which have sine: been named by governors aud inf uential business bodies. The following is the conmittee named at St.

Louis last June to arrange for the present gathering: J. F. Merry, of Iowa; George L. Converse, of Ohio; 1- Lt4'- PlMEatee. S.

H. Hawkins, of Georgia; John B. Jones, of Arkansas; R. YY. of Mississippi; John S.

Pillsbury, cf Minnesota; Ambrose Snow, of New York, and Geo. S.Baker of Illinois. Since the June meeting the canal project has received the indorsement of the great political conventions, of the bankers nvemion at San Francisco, of the national real estate donvention at Buffalo, and of almost every influential exchange in the United States. Among the other notable delegates here are W. Fishback, the crovemor elect of Arkansas; Coxrresaman-elect fx 42, i 1 S.UVf Hot Springs Skin salve.

This salve is generally considered nee-essary only in aggavated cases of skin eruptions, although many today are using the soap, the powder nd the salve at the same time, for instance, the soap can be used at any and at all times, the powder during the day and the salve at night. For sale by Emil Arner and O. C. Tobey Co. Particular, The Young Housekeeper Let ma have two pounds of nice ham.

The Butcher Yes, marin. The Young Housekeeper Ham, Ihave concluded not to buy pork in any form. Chicago Jury. Fan for the Flies. First Fly Come into the dining-room.

Lots of fun there. Second Fly Bald-headed visitor? First Fly Better than that. There's a free merry-go-round on the table. Good News. Success in everything depends largely upon good heath.

De Witt's Little Early Risers are little health producing pills. See the point? Then take an Early W. H. Carlin. In the Boudoir.

Mrs. Herdso If there is anything I hate, it is a backbiter. Mrs. Saidso So do Now, there is Mrs. Westend; what a gossiper she ia and such a liar, too! 'She told me her husband got twice the salary yours did that she didn't know how you managed to dress as you do.

Mrs. Herdso The old cat! She took in washing a year ago to support the family, while the old man was on a six weeks' drunk. I hate gossips! Truth. For instance. Mrs.

Chas. Rogers, of Bay City, accidentally spilled scalding water over her little boy She promptly applied DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, giving instant relief. It's a wonderfully good salve for burns, bruises, sores, and a sure cure for piles. T. W.

H. Carlin. Kivalry. Molly My little sister's got measles. Jimmie Ho! So has mine.

Molly Well, I'll bet you my little sister's got more measles than yours has. Harper's Young People. Hurt Hint She played for him uutll be said It really made bim soar; And now be wonders wby it is She speaks to bim no more. -Lit In the Orthodox Wny. Smith Jobson is wedded to politics.

Brown Yes, with a rin. Truth. Why will you cough when Shiloh'e Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10 50 Sold by Jas. Purcell.

The first cast iron plow was made in 1797. The circular saw was invented by Bentham, an Englishman, in the year 1790. Are you made miserable by Indigjes-tion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss ol Appetite, Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vital-izer is a positive cure. Sold by Jas. J.

Purcell. Trying- to Please. Wife (in railway train) It's mortifying to have you act so. Why don't you get up and help that young lady raise that window? Dutiful Husband She's so pretty "I was afraid you'd be mad. N.

Y. Weekly. Squire Jones, of Taney county. is said to have been ordered by controlling Bald Knobbers to leave the, county. Eastbound shipments from Chicago continutTunsatisfactorjr.

Cubeb Cougn Cure one minute. Piles of people have piles, but De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve will cure them. T. W. H.

Carlin. Incompetent Testimony. Mr. Noodles I confess, Miss Mnlli-gatawney, to having loved you for years. Miss Mnlligatawncy (just admitted to the bar) Mr.

Noodles, I have only to remind you that the standard writers on jurisprudence no longer accept a confession unsupported by other evidence as conclusive proof. Good day, Bir. Detroit Tribune. The taff of life is the staple production of a firm named Death Clutch, in Franklin, O. They run a flour milL The Western Michigan diocese has decided that hereafter, at all vestry meetings, women may vote for vestrymen.

Small in size, great in results: Witt's Little Early Risers. Best pills for constipation, best for sick headache, best for sour stomach. Theyinevx gripe. T. W.

H. Carlin. Settled. President (of Red Rhinoceros Mining Company) Gentlemen, I have called you together to lay a plain statement of the case before you. Work on the Red Rhinoceros mine has been suspended because of the inability of the miners, even with the best pumps money can buy, to keep the water out of the mine.

It comes in faster than we can pump it out. The ore is there bnt we can't get it. The question is: What are we going to do with that water? Directors (with one voice) Put it in the stock. Chicago Tribune. -'I was deaf for a year, caused by catarrh in the head, but was perfectly cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla." If.

Hick, Boohester, N. Y. McCullough, of the same state; M. M. Estee, of California, and ex-Speaker Keifer, of Ohio.

The convention' will remain in session two days and will probably memorialize congress on "the subject of aid for the The California delegation is the mon active from any of the states. Hon. M. M. Estee heads the delegation and he wi'l be very active in pushing the enterprise.

There is strong talk this morning of making him chairman of the Con vention. MITCHELL. IN DISREPCBE. His Father-in-law Has to Keep Him Away and it ts Generally Believed that the Gentleman Will. Have to Break Rock.

New York, Nov, 29. A dispatch from London says that the licensing committee ot the London County Council has compelled George Washington Moore, better known as Poney Moore, the well known minstrel and manager of the Moore and Burgess troupe, to dispense with the services of his son-in-law, Charley Mitchell, the bJowrhard pugilist, as a perquisite to the issue of a music and dancing license for Moore's Washington Music Hall in Battersea, of which Moore has been manager up to a week ago. Moore protested that Mitchell had three children and that it was pretty hard to be compelled to drive his son-in-law out of work, but the committee, led by Hon Hood Barr, was obdurate, and Moore was compelled to sign an agreement that Mitchell should not be seen about his place for the next twelve months before a vote on the renewal of the license was taken. Mitchell's appeal from the sentence of imprisonment, passed upon him for his brutal assault upon an aged inoffensive pedestrian, comes up next month at the Middlesex sessions, and both in pugilistic and legal circles the opinion is expressed that the conviction and sentence will be affirmed, and that Mitchell will have to break stone or pick oakum for a couple of months. A Great HoreSale.

Lexington, Nov. 29. In the great thoroughbred sale today and tomorrow here the imported stallions Scorpion, Bly the wood and Rapture, the stallion Bay Star, by Star Davis, and many brood mares and tillies, including the brood mares composing the Fair-view Stud of Oxden Bowie, of Maryland will be sold. The sale begins this afternoon. Underwriters Meet.

New York. Nov. 29. The members of the various committees of fire underwriters provided for at the national convention in Fartford in Jul? last to consider the matter of a universal schedule, assembled to-day at the rooms of the New York Board of fire Underwriters in the Mutual Life building. It was decided to sit for three days with two sessions a day.

Nearly all of the heavy tire insurance companies are represented. The conference will determine the final edition of the schedule, and hereafter will be changed only'from year to year, to meet improvements in construction, fire extinction and other details of the business. Wedding in High Life. Newport, K. I Nov.

29. The wedding at high noon to-day in Trinity church of Miss Charlotte Hunnewefl Winthrop and Henry S. Cram, both prominent young leaders in New York society, was one of unusual brilliancy. Over a hundred representatives of Gotham's old families were among the con- fregation. J.

Sergeant Cram, the well nown club man, and a brother of the groom, officiated as best man. What's that A new invention which works. aff the year round? Sarprisin' these days are not like the old times. Bleedin' was the only remedy them cays. But now, as you say, Dr.

Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a true- remedy for the blpod.w It's not like the sarsaparillas, that are oaid to be good for the blood in March, April and May. The "Golden Medical Discovery works equally well at all times, in all seasons and in all cases of blood-taints, or humors, no matter what their name or nature. "Golden Medical Discovery is the only Blood and Liver medicine, sold by druggists, gttaranteed to benefit or care in every case, on fair trial, or money paid for it will be promptly refunded. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors, No. 633 Main Street, BaCalo, U.

Y. CO. KANSAS IT MO. BALrlins.e the Xajr huu ipiiamviEiion, jieaii una istnell, and i f(rAKrk" Vi 4y for Cold in Head. l.

I rbed. I N.Y.L It it QuicUn Abor 1M as wsnea et, i i iMBHiOliiiil! SEND FOB OUR HEW CATALOSUE. SENT TO ANV ADDRESS, Vs Hi Complete Mall Order Department SampUs Free. SATISf ACTION GUARANTEED. ALWAYS SCNO VOUR ORDERS TO J.

cay Jo si in. Son, DRY GOODS, MILLINERY, CARPETS, Gorcsr I Eth and Curtis Sts.f Ccnvsr, 8ALINA LODGE. M. A. F.

M. Hinted communications first and tliird Mori days in each month. Visiting; brethren (rater aaily invited. Jam KB W. Chowlit, M.

Frank Spier, uec'y. hAWA llr r.i, If. A.M. Staud ccrvoc-atlf fcec i ti Mrt I nr'li Men-days of earn month. YJnitnv ih.Ih.n ternary nvited.

Ai fx i i i K. 1'. K. J. 81 evens, ec'y.

ASKEI.OK rOMMAMJKhY. K. I. Stated conclaves Brcond and f-urih 'lui-Mlys of each month. Visitirg fcii a oui tfrr.ua-ly invited.

it. J'ackaki, Alex Berg, Recorder. 1818 1EMP1.E. A. A.

O. N. M. 8. Stated sessions third Tuesday of each month.

mil Arner, Iboh L. f-i, Kecorder. 111. Potentate. MACKEY LOLOE OF PERFECTION, Ko.

2, A. and A. 8. K. Regular meeting first Wednesday of each month.

Emil John Anderson, 32o. V. M. hecretary. SALINA CHAPTER, ROSE CKOIX, No.

6, A. and a a. H. Regular meeting second Wednesday of each month. K.

II. Gibbs. so. John Anderson, 32o, M. Secretary.

SALINA COUNCIL KNIGHTS KADOoU, N0.6, A. and A. 8. ft. months of January, July.

8eptem- her iind November. John Anderson 320, Kecorder. Commander. carina oNBls'lOh No. 3, A.

and A. 8. K. StMted sessions fourth Wednesdays In March, Ju e.ei'tunber and Ieeeniber. John Anderson, EmilAhnkh, 32o, Kefcls'rar.

Kali road Time Card. UNION PACIFIC. CAST BOtTHD Ko. 8, mail express arrives 1 1 s. m.

Co. 2, mail sod 12:47 s. m. Jo. 12, (local freight) sccomcxtatlrm.

p. m. So. 14. (locsl freight) accomodation, doily except Saadsy 6:00 p.

m. So. 1. freight 12:30 p. m.

So. 8 is solid vectibuted train for Chicago with through elteper to Et. Loot. ffzsi soukd No. 7, mail sod express srrivea p.

m. No. 1, expres arrive m. No. II (freight) scroiDicodation a.

m. No. 18, (local freight) accomodation, dally sxoept Buirfy 7:10 s. m. So.

7 i a solid rsMibntwt tiain irm Chicago with throagh clu 1 IX'Ui. M'rvxBSoa B.fl- troio Passenger leaves. 5 p. arrive 10 40 a. ra lilxed leaves T.3ti a.

wrtvea 60 p. LTSrcoui BBAJtOH No Sunday tralc atixed m. 4:30 p.m. MISSOUKI PACIFIC. CAST BOT7SD No.

22, msll sod express No. 220, freight sad sccc n.n West aocm 8 26 s. ra .10 10 a. Jl V. xo.

301, mail snd exprew arrives 7 80 p. m. .2 15 p. m. C.

E. I- fc P. Rock lalssd Boots. Passenger for K. 8t.

Joe snd east Pass, for Wichita, Caldwell and ..935 a. m. .2 15 p. m. ..8 IS p.

m. 00 p. ra. ..1 15 p. in.

12 06 p. in. TE. ..8 2" p. .2 25 p.

LJti A. 1U1TU rtOH THI BVAS'T pass, front K. 8t. Jos snd eat w.tt Wichita. Caldwell anrt ontb Acoomodatlon ATCHISON, TOPEXA BAST A Ko tkiindav trains.

No. 317, sceomodation srrivss ar sir. Aeeomodstion decaits daily. No. Sly, mtxsa amvaa Vo.

tSS nUzad dsparts A Sclentlfio Definition. Son Pa, what is a whisky straight? Father (who knows whereof) Er well, my boy, a large, swelled head; an erroneous impression of gTeat and sudden wealth; a disposition to fight a man twice your size; an aptness for making' the world to appear lop-sided and to be revolving rapidly; any one of them may be called a whisky's trait. Jury. A New Hampshire man has invented a machine that trims and punches belts in one operation. Headache is the direct result of indigestion and stomach disorders.

Remedy these by using De Witt's Little Early Risers, and your headache disappears. The favorite little pills everywhere. T. W. H.

Carlin. Tobias F. Hitdsos. a prisoner In the Maryland penitentiary, has invented an improved socket for incandescent lamps and constructed a number of unique clocks, one of which, the warden says, keeps better tune than the expensive French clock in the prison. Spideus are solitary in their habits.

The tradition that they are weather prophets is not credited by scientists. Pbof. Marshall tells us that the oak in a general way requires to grow from 120 to 200 years before it is fit to cut for large timber. The wind from the north bl ws sharp and keen, and bad effects of coM are seen. One Minute Cough Cure so safe and sure, will quickly perform a wondrous cure.

T. W. H. Carlin. Don't get "mad as a hatter," no matter what the occasion for indignation may be.

Ungovernable passions don't pay. HEALTHFUL IdStEEABLB, CLCANSLNQ Fcr FErnars. libers and tlschniss. A FESFEST tZk? FC3 AUAU VATEH. Coses Chafing, Chapped Hards, Wounds, Barns, Etc A DeligbtfrJ Shampoo.

UI1ITE RUSSIAN SOAP. rilv for Ud in Hzxd VaS Two Meat Mai kets SPAULDiNG DEALERS IX All kinds of fresh and Salt Hosts, asese. Asa and ss smi sUiffiUr WOT I 1 1 I I It-.