Kansas City Daily Gazette from Kansas City, Kansas • Page 3

THE KANSAS CITY GAZETTE. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 3. 1893. JUNCTION THE YELLOW JACKET.

THE DOWNY COUCH OF TO-DAY. CALIFORNIA HOUSE. FRUIT Doggetts Annual Silk Sale Doggetts Annual Valentine Sale Doggetts Great Red Letter Department Sale Beginning tonorrow for one week at DOGGETTDRYGOODSCOMPANY A good team of mules, wagon and harness for sale cheap for cash, or will trade for an eqnitvyn house and lot Call at auction house, 129 Minnesota a veil tie. Hoy. Leigh Vernon, the evangelist, arrived in the city last evening, and spoke at the union revival services, at the Washington avenue Methodist Episcopal church, where a very largo congregation awaited hint.

Justice Hanks yesterday discharged Mrs. M. E. Arnold and Miss L. C.

Mills, who were arrested on complaint of E. II. Blackburn for stealing throe pounds of butter some weeks ago. There wasn't sufficient evidence to sustain the charge. Application for a pardon for James Lang has been made and will be beard on tbe 11th day of February by the board of pardons.

Lang is the colored man who shot and killed Etta Leslio at a colored celebration at Northrup's park on July 4th last. The board of trade committee appointed to meet with the general agents of the railroads in Kansas City, with the view of prevailing on them locate a union ticket office in this city, are actively engaged in the canvass aud are hopeful ot success. A mass meeting of the Young People's Society ot Christian endeavor was held at the First Christian church in Kansas City. yesterday. An interesting programme was carried out, the occasion being the twelfth anniversary of the founding of the society.

Rand, McNally 1G6 Adams street, Chicago, desire a local manager to take the management of the sale of their new Universal Atlas. Any one desiring a pleasant and profitable position would do well to write them. LAWRENCE W. ROBBINS Lite returned from Berlin), Concert Pianist, Organist and Teacher. Special attention Riven to the Pianaforto after the methods of Kuliak and Earth, and Orsat i aa taupht hv Clarence Eddy (Cnicafio) and Otto P'e-nel (Berlin).

Concert engagements solicited, lor terms apply at Studio. 1307 Oak street. Piano Organ, Looks exactly like a Piano. 5-0clave Organs. SEND FOR CIRCULAR.

R.E.KR0I 542 Minn. Kansas City, Kansas. RAILWAY TIME TABLE. Trains Arrive and Depart From the Union Depot as Follows! Atchison, Topeka Santa Fe Railroad. Beir Bros, McPhail Opera Euterpe Dopart.

Arrive. California A 1240pm A 440 pm Mexico ACalX. A 1266 A taOam Den. Utah lim. A 020am A C40pm TopckaX A 430pm A 140am Colorado A JfiOpm A SuOara Etnporiapass S0pm 11 1118am Texas X.

US am A 425 pm Olathe pass A ISO am A lam Olathe pass 1730am lOBpm South Kan pass A HOam 610pm Panhandle A 1( A 610am A. T. S. Lisa east or Miagouni wivaa. Depart Arrive.

Columbian limited A 625 pm A 1210pra Chicago liui IW A 8 40 a Chicago Daylight X. A A 646pm. B. A M. H.

IN NEBRASKA. TRAINS. LSAVS. AHIVS. Nebraska fc Colorado ex, 7:25 am Nebraska Colorado ex, Lincoln Nebraska ex, 8 GROCERY AND MAT MARKET.

COR. FIFTH AKDVIR8SSIA AYE. Chas. Smith, Proprietor SOME OFFERS THAT WE ARE MAKIXG; Alliance standard patent flour, per 100 lbs $1 50 1 pail Preserves, 20 lbs 1 65 Best Sugar Corn, per doz. 1 20 6 lbs best Butterine 1 00 21 lbs granulated Sugar 1 00 Colorado Potatoes, per bushel 1 00 Broken Java Coffee, 6 lbs.

1 00 20 lb pail Jelly 80 No. 1 Wash Tub. 70 No. 2 Wash Tub. (.0 No.

3 Wash Tub 50 Best Gunpowder Tea, per lb 50 1 gallon Sorghum 50 1 gallon Silver Drip Syrup 50 3 lbs evaporated Apricots 50 5 gallons Gasoline 40 5 gallons Headlight Oil 40 Fine Silver Drip Syrup, per 40 Imperial Tea, per lb 35 Young Hyson, per lb 25 3 packages Oat Flakes 25 6 lbs pure Buckwheat 25 3 packages self rising Buckwheat. 25 8 lbs Oat Flakes 25 2 lbs evaporated Apples 25 4 lbs English Currants 25 4 lbs fancv Kaii-ins 25 2 lbs Raisins 25 lib Citron 25 4 lbs Apple Butter 25 3 lbs Mince Meat 25 3 packages Mince Meat 25 Ladies' Friend Soap, 9 bnrs 25 3 packages Snow Flake Hominy. 25 2 cans Apples 25 3 cans Pumpkin 25 3 cans String Beans 25 3 cans Lima Beans 25 2 lb can good Baking Powder 25 Mustard Sardines, 3 cans 2 Country dried Apples, 3 lbs 25 1 dozen Lemons 2 lbs CreRjn Cheese 7 lbs Loose Starch 2 lbs cleaned Currants I gallon bottle Mixed Pickles Oolong Tea, per lb 20 Japan Tea, per lb 20 English Breukfast, per lb 20 Graham Flour, per sck 20 1 quart Ohio Mnple -Syrup 20 Choice Country Roll Butter, per lb. 20 Florida Oranges, per dozen 20 Natural Leaf Tobacco, per lb 20 2 sacks fresh Corn Meal 15 Home made Jelly, 2 glasses 15 1 can Green Gage Plums 15 1 can Egg P.ums 15 1 can Grapes 15 2 Hoop Pails 15 Washboards. 15 2 lbs Codfish 15 Best Salmon, per can 10 1 dozen boxes Parlor Matches.

10 Ginger Snaps, per lb. 10 Crackers, by the bos, per lb 1 package Bird Seed i dozen Clothes fins No. 2 Lamp Chimneys 5 2 sacks Salt Oil Saidines, per box Everything firstcliiss, Goods delivered to any part of city free of charge. Mail orders promptly attended to. Our goods are first class and we propose to sell them as low as any grocery in the west, not excepting anyone.

Take road cars to Fifth and Virginia avenue. HER SCHEMES IN VAIN. The Man's Stupidity Frustrated All Her Well-Laid Plans. It was at the hotel table, and they looked suspiciously like a bridal couple, but their conversation seemed to disprove the theory. He had explained in rather loud tones that he had sewed the loop on his over coat with white thread and she had told him that if he'd any ingenuity he could have made it black by drawing it through an ink bottle.

So that every one could see they were "old married people," for, of course, a bride would have reproachfully asked him why he hadn't let her do it Then they began to order their dinner. "Will vou have a redhead ducic or a mallard?" he asked. "I'm sure I don't know," she returned, airily. "I don't know the difference between a redhead duck and a blue-eyed pheasant" This flippancy disconcerted him for a moment, but he seemed to remember something and went on: "WelL how do some broiled quails strike you?" "Broiled or stewed, its immaterial to me," she answered nonchalantly. Then he became cross and delivered himself of an opinion.

"See here, Alice, you've got to decide. I don't want to go and order something for our first dinner And then he suddenly paused as Alice moaned: "Oh, hush! I knew, you'd forget, You've given it away after all my attempt to seem so old-married. Oh, Ralph!" And the hearers thought again of the stupidity of -man and how it ruthlessly destroys all that the finesse of woman accomplishes. And they also wondered again why the victims of a wedding journey should regard themselves aa criminals Chicago Times. Ho Obeyed Orders.

A teacher who last week received as an addition to her primary school flock a small graduate from tbe kindergarten was impressing upon the new pupil the necessity of quiet movement about the room. "Now, Harry," she said, "go back to your seat and see how still you can come to the desk. Come up like a mouse," she finished, by way of illustration. Whereupon the small Harry returned to his place and, dropping down upon all fours, came nimbly and silently, in true mouse fashion, through the aisle. The outburst of merriment, which neither scholars nor teacher could suppress at this performance, surprised and grieved the heart of the little kinder-gartner, who saw nothing unusual in it N.

Y. Times. Hearth Bong. Before the hearth I dream of many things. The red-eyed embers glow, doll down, expire! An evanescent life in each, that brings Sad omens for the life that men desire.

Wm It not end mashes, like the flref Not death ia here, hat change I Each sparx 'that gleams Is pent-up sunlight, and the back-log's tune Repeats the music of the woods and streams. Bend low and listen; It is nature's Singing of summer, chanting soft of Jane. Buhard Burton, in N. Y. Independent It Is a Creature that Operates ia a Quiet I bat Effective Manner.

"The yaller-jacket is the meanest of all flyin' varmints," says an old Hli-noisan. "He is a peculiar, sneakin' sort of a cuss, and never gets in his work like other insects with stings in 'em. Now, take a honey-bee when he gets after you he buzzes around a good deal and sings a purty 6harp note just before he makes a dab at you. The bumble bee he's a great big, lumber in' feller, always good natured and busy with his own affairs, if youTl just let him alone. When he gets mad he gives you fair notice, and would druth-er fight a black, woolly dog or a little nigger any time.

If he does come at you he'll cut a half-dozen big circles in the air about your head before he zips you. The wasp and the mud-dauber won't sting you unless you put your finger on him or give him a squeeze of some kind. "The hornet welL the hornet simply comes out of his high-hangin nest some Saturday afternoon when the stones and clubs begin to fly thickly about him takes dead aim at the little boy who's settin' back on the fence and hasn't thrown a single stone. Like a rifle shot her pings him square in the face. If that little boy don't go backward, heels over head, on the ground, its no healthy that's all I've got to say.

But the yaller-jacket is a pesky beast Maybe he's harmless enough buzzin' around the kitchen, when your mother's making preserves orputtin'up peaches and pears in tin, cans. He's very quiet too while he's suckin' grapes and bitin' all kinds of ripe fruit He never gathers any honey or wax from the purty flowers that I can see, and I must say I never saw him go out of his way to sting anybody; but you stir him up at home once and youTl always remember it He don't come out like a fair fighter and go for your face or hands. "You may take a big elder brush or pick up a piece of fence rail and thrash or poke into his nest with a grand hurrah and never get a sting while you're doin' it When you get tired you go on with the other boys and set on a bank or a log and tell each other how you slathered, the yaller pests. But in a few minutes, like yon was struck with lightnin', you bounce up about four feet in the air and begin to clutch at your clotb.es and yell. You tear off your roundabout, snatch open your shirt collar, yank off youngalluses, and skin off your breeches, howlin' all the time like a wild Injun.

When you git down to the bare skin you'll likely find three or four yaller-jackets sittin' on a soft place on your hide, pluggin' it into you for all they're worth. I tell you it hurts, too, worse than any other sting you ever had. You see, that's the way the yellow-jacket operates. "Of course, he gets out of patience while you are tearin' up his nest feels kind o' outraged, you know and two or three quarts of him pours out of the hole to see what's goin' on. He takes the matter quiotly, lights on your clothes, slowly investigates and looks around for an opening, gently slides' hisself in between the buttonholes, and finally gets down to hard pan.

When three or four of em on each boy git ready, they proceed to business, as you dictionary fellers would say, Mebbe they like chorus singin'. by the boys. I tell you I've been there frequently. After one of these engagements I've often seen a dozen boys sittin' in the mud on the creek bank, start naked, with little dobs of blue clay all over their backs and bellies to take the poison out where the sting went in." St Louis Globe-Democrat THE NEBRASKA SENATORSHIP. The Republican Caucus Chooses Thurston Democrats Will Stand By Green.

Lincoln, Feb. 2. The republican caucus last night nominated John M. Thurston on the twenty-ninth ballot The scene in tbe rotunda of the Hotel Lincoln when the news was announced was an animated one. The Thurston boomers were wild with delight and the Paddock supporters were crestfallen.

The populist leaders held a meeting and John Powers was roundly scored for not giving Green his support Powers is in the sulks because the populists did not stay by him. It i announced that thirteen democrats will vote for Green. If this be true he will lack but three votes of election, and it is in the power of Powers to give him those three votes. Language of the An English inquirer, armed with a microphone, or sound-magnifier, has been listening patiently through long hours to the curious noises made by house-flies, and reports his belief that they have a language of their own. The language does not consist of the buzzing sound which we ordinarily hear, which is made by the rapid yi-t brations of their wings in the air, but of a smaller, finer and more widely modulated series of sounds, audible to the human ear only the aid of the microphone.

Probably this fly conversation is perfectly audibK? to the fly ears, which, as every schoolboys knows who has tried to move his hand slowly upon them, are very acute. The hope is expressed that, since the heretofore inaudible whispers of flies have been detected and recorded, some inventor may construct a microphone which will enable ns to make out the language of the micropes, and so surprise them in the horrible secret of their mode of operations. Afraid of a Big Magnet. We have heard of a bold and costly undertaking' which an eminent personage, still living, projected in his youth, says the Saturday Review. He caused a magnet to be built of such size and power as had not yet been imagined.

It was his intention to charge this gigantic object without witnesses, so as to enjoy the unparalleled result in selfish solitude. Happily, a great authority called at the moment and received an invitation to assist When he saw the preparations his face paled. Neither he nor anyone else could foretell what would happen if that twenty-foot magnet were set to work; but it was probable, at least, that the. house would fall The thing still remains uncharged, or did a few years ago. Why fie Did It Cusmo Johnny, why did you jab yoar sister with your fork? Johnny Cumso She was putting her fingers into the sugar-bowl and I wished to give her a pointed rebuke.

i Truti, i The Bed Itself la All night, bat Few Know-How to Prepare for It. There are nowadays cleanly springs and hair mattresses piled high in place of the old feather beds, as to stiff white bed covers, pillow slips and shams, false sheets and Valenciennes trimmings, monogrammed and ruffled fineries, there is a truce. They were so slippery, so troublesome, and so false withal that the beds that have known them shall know them no more forever. They always to be unpinned and unhooked before the sleeper could enter his bed, and they were the torment of the housemaid. They entailed a degree of washing and ironing that was endless, and yet many a young housekeeper thought them indispensable.

The idea has gone out completely. The bed now is made up with its fresh linen sheets, its clean blankets, and its Marseilles quilt with square or long pillows, as the sleeper fancies, with bolster in plain linen sheath. Then over the whole is thrown a light lace cover lined with liberty silk. This may be as expensive or as cheap as the owner wishes. Spreads of satin may be used, covered with Chinese embroidery or with patchwork designs.

One light and easily aired drapery succeeds the four or five pieces of unmanageable linen. If the bed has a tester and curtains of silk or chintz the bed covering should match in tint, and in a very pretty bedroom the walls should be covered with chintz or silk. The bed itself is distinctly as it should be, but there are camparatively few who know how to go to bed. What is the correct method to pursue in preparing for a trip into dreamland, for there is a right as well a wrong way? The business of disrobing should be so systemized that attending to all the little niceties included in tbB process will become after awhile second nature. There is something more to be done, let me assure you, besides put-l ting your hair up in curl papers and dabbling a bit of cold cream on your face if you would wake up in the morn- ing looking as fresh as a rose.

In the first place, do not pull off these important preparations until you are so heavily lidded that you are ready to omit everything belonging to the toilet And now for the first step. Early in the evening your sleeping apartment should be thoroughly aird by dropping the window from the top and raising it at the bottom. Ten minutes will be quite sufficient for clearing the atmosphere. Now close the windows and allow the room to become thoroughly warmed, that you may not experience a chill while taking a rub down. Prepare a big bowl of tepid water, into which you besprinkle a small quantity of ammonia or borax.

Take a Turkish towel, which is much better than a sponge, wring it out as dry as possible, and, grasping a corner in each hand, give the spine a vigorous rubbing. Have at hand another Turkish towel, and, as you bathe the body in sections, dry as quickly as How your smooth, white skin will glow as you start into action the slug gish circulation. Chicago Times. ROBBING A HAWK'S NEST. An Ornithologist's Adventure with Warlike Apaches.

A birds'-nesting adventure that came near ending in a tragedy is described by Capt Bendire in a monograph on the birds of North America, issued by the Smithsonian institution and the National museum jointly. The captain was riding along the banks of Rillitto creek, Arizona, one day in the year 1872, when he saw a big black hawk. He followed the bird, and at a distance of about five miles from camp he found it perched on a dead limb of a tall cottonwood tree. On nearing the tree he discovered a bulky nest placed in a fork close to the main trunk, and about forty feet from the ground. The mate of the hawk which he had been following was sitting on the nest With the intention of robbery the captain climbed up to the nest, in which he found a single pale-blue egg, the parent birds meanwhile circling around and manifesting their anger by shrill screams.

He put the egg, which was as big as a hen's egg, into his mouth, and was about to descend, when he caught sight from his elevated perch of several Apache Indians crouched down in a little canyon about eighty yards distant They were evidently watching him. It was a case where the only chance of safety lay in presence of mind. Without exhibiting any signs of having made the alarming discovery, the captain proceeded to descend in as leisurely a manner as possible, still retaining the egg in his mouth. If he had manifested any symptoms of being in a hurry, the Indians would have perceived that they were spied and they would have been waiting for the egg-hunter at the foot of the tree before he could get down. In that case death by torture of fiendish ingenuity would doubtless have been his fate.

As it was, he reached the ground in safety, mounted his horse, and started for camp. In an instant the Apaches were after him, and they chased him nearly to the camp before abandoning the pursuit He got there all right, however, with the egg in his mouth. It was unbroken. Owing'to its large size the captain had great difficulty in getting it out of his mouth without injuring it, but he finally succeeded, though, as he says, his jaws ached for some time afterwards. It is now included in the Smithsonian zoological collection.

Washington Star. Another long-distance ride, this time between Vienna and Borne, is proposed, and likely to be definitely arranged. The distance will be about twice that from Berlin to Vienna. The principal prizes are to be awarded to those riders whose horses finish in the best condition, having due regard to the time occupied in the ride. Many of the horses ridden in the Berlin-Vienna contest have since died, and engraved hoofs are being largely collected as mementos of the event How To gars Doctor Bills.

Chicago Daily Calumet: Many a doctor's bill has been saved by the use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. The name is a household word in many parts of the country. Chamberlain's medicines have an extensive sale in the World's Fair City and many people testify as to the merits of their different reme-dies. For sale by druggists. Ftr Rest, One room on second floor of Colombia building.

For terms call on The Columbia Trust company, in the basement of building. d-tf Eipaas Tabules cure biliousness. 63G Minnesota Avenue, NEXT DOOR TO THE POSTOFFICE Extra Bargains -IN Crackers and Cakes! boxes fresh Soda Crackers, per 1 lb box $0 05 lbs fresh Oyster Crackers 25 lbs Ginger Snaps 23 2 lbs Vanilla Wafers or any kind of fancy cakes, worth 20c to 25c 25 These goods are ail guaranteed. CO tubs of Oleomargarine 21 lbs finest Granulated $0 1 1 1 15 00 75 50 Straight patent Good family Flonr Fancy high patent (good as 2 sacks Cornmeal 1 sack Graham Flour 7 lbg pure Buckwheat Flour 8 lbs Loose OatflakeK 1 lb best broken Java Coffee 2 pkg Coffee, equal to Arbuckle's. lbs Java and Mocha All 50c Teas for 3 cans Tomatoes 1 can best Sugar Corn, worth 15c, for 1 can fancy Table 50 cases Pie Peaches, 2 can 40 casos 3 lb can Apples, 4 cans.

20 cases assorted Can Goods, 5 cans. 8 bars Ladies' Friend or Saxon Soap All kinds of Spioes, per lb 5 sacks of Table Salt 3 lbs Country Iried Peaches 3 lbs Country Dried Apples Fancy Turkish Prunes, per lb lbs Raisins 4 lbs Currants 2 quarts Sour Krout Fancy Potatoes, per bushel 1 gal Table Syrup 1 gal Rock Candy Syrup 1 gal Sorghum 9 lbs good family Lard 1 gal pure, sweet Country Cider 1,000 California Hams, per lb 2 25 15 20 25 25 20 45 1 00 25 25 10 15 25 25 25 25 20 10 25 25 10 25 25 15 00 35 50 40 1 00 25 12i Fresh Country Butter received every day. Goods delivered to any address in Ar uourdale or Argentine free of charge. ALL ABOARD FOR ALL POINTS EAST Bat before yon go. bear In mind that W.T.

MAUNDER Book. Stationery and Trunk Dealer, at 620 Minnesota avenue, baa tii largest and beat assortment of Trunks, Valises, Travelling Bags in the we it, and i mto uu uiouej every time. MONEY LOANED on Househould Fur- liture, Musical In strumenta. Live Stock. Wagons, or anjr satisfactory security.

All business confidential. DANIELS, Boom 4. new Masonlo Building, Minnesota avenue. aa-CCT THIS OUT. ALLEN STAMPjk SEAL 644 MAIN KANSAS CITY, MO.

Manufacturers of STAMP GOODS. Stencils. Badges and Pool Checks. We repair eleetrio bells, umbrellas and do key titling. Send for circulars.

AGENT AND DEALER IN The best selected stock of Hardware. Stores and Binges in the city. Bee my stock of lamps and the Quick Ileal gasoline stove, the best on the market. F. O.

Valcker, 612 Minnesota ave. and 26 Central ave, Goods on easy payments if desired. CITY BREVITIES. Griawold'i for groeene. Physicians prescribe Tutt'a pills.

Chapin, notary and real estate. Moral: Meriam, insurance, 511 Minnesota ave. Mrs. Truax has gone to Peoria, I1L, on a Tioit to relatives. Edward Howie, of San Jose, Cil, is the guest ot friends here.

Henry McGrew is entertaining Mrs. William Jordon, of Ottnmwa, la. A. H. Kaylor of this city is conducting evangelical services at Girard.

The Union Terminal company will begin tracklaying as soon as spring opens. The convocation of the Episcopal clergymen Is still in session in Kansas City, Mo. The case against A. Mack was yesterday continued by Justice Hanks until Saturday. The Law and Order league held a meeting last evening at the Congregational church.

Clear city real estate to exchange for grocery stock. L. H. Hose, 304-5 Hustod building. The Union club has issued cards for an informal hop at the club hall on the evening of February 17.

A special meeting of the Kansas City, council to act on the policy ordinance has been ailed for tonight A contracted slot rail was responsible for an accident on the Independence avenue cable road yesterday. The force of workmen at the Keystone Iron Works has been increased and ten hours work is done each day. Miss Grace Hall of this city left yesterday morning lor a tour of the state in the interest of a Bt Louis firm. The funeral of Chas. E.

Call of Chelsea Place occurred yosterday afternoon. It was in charge of the Knights of Pythias. Grain dealers have prepared a bill which bey will Lave introduced in the Missouri legislature and ask to have passed. The Commercial club has sent out 900 circa-1 lars asking contributions toward the fund of the proposed mercantile library. Mits Jennie Smith, tbe railroad evangelist, talke 1 to a big congregation at Firemen's hall across the state line yesterday.

The county judges inspected the electric lighting and steam heating plant in the new Kansas City, county court house. Yesterday was Candlemas day, the day of the purification of the Virgin, the day of the blessing of the candles and the day of all then fraught with superstitions. City Treasurer Eveland of Kansas Citv, Ul make a tour of eastern cities lor the purpose of observing their methods of collectinc taxes. Dr. Francis Flanders was arrested by the United States authorities across the state line yesterday for using the mails for the purpose fraud.

An agreed case will be presented to the court appealajo deterninethe validity of the franchise ot the Ammonia. Uoirigeraung corn pan in Kansas City, Mo. The members of the Entre Nous dub were entertained last evening by Miss Clara MUlei at tie home ot her parents, at Kioto street nd Barnett avenue, HKLF WAWTKU FEMAI.K. XT ANTED A good womsn or girl for generul housework. No washing or ironing.

Apply No. T10 Minnesota avenne. "Jw KEAh E8TATK OR HALE. TTiOR 8ALK- Two lots, south front on grade. 50 avod street, two blocks to car line.

1 ftt mm ni Former price, 11,000: you can have both for 299 C. CHAPIN, 649 Minn- sot avenue. FOR KKST. IOR RENT I have a few of tiie limited uum- berof good bouses now vacant in hnnsus Citjr. Kansas.

If yon contemplate a chauge you had better begin look'tig now. li'you dcire a 4, 5. 0 or 8 room, 6, 110, $li or house, C. Chnpin. 549 Minnesota -J'-1 TO EXCHANGE.

rjT0TsxiriTAN7iK5 fruit land iu Benton county, Arkansas, on railroad, unincumbered. To exchange for stock of boots and shoes, or vacant lots In Kansas City, Kansas. C. CUAPIN. 549 Minnesota avtnne.

FOR BALE. FOR SALE A fortune for somebody millinery store with a large trade; slock about safes about $7,000 per anunm; nil in good order; low rent: centrally located; half cash, linlf rental realty. Reason for selling, sickuets. 622 Minrcsota avenue, Kansas City. Kansas.

CVR SALE Piano, Rosewood, in good condi-X? tion; only 1150. Will sell on month'y psy-ments. C. CtUTPIN. 2W9 549 Minne-ola Av-na WAKS.

titoXeyWloan lVL ON FURNITURE. PIANOS, HORSES, MULES, WATCHEf, DIAMONDS, ERWTN, 5aS MINNESOTA AVE. ATTORSKYS. JC. FOSTER.

LAWYER Offices Mesor.lc Building. 624 636 Minnesota Ave. MOUSE, KUiG MOltSii, LAWYERS. Telephone 1319. Hosted Building.

Kansas City. Kansav C. TRUE, XJ- LAWYER Office at City Hall Citv Attorney. angkv1ne. cubbison cobb, law office- Husted hansas CHy, Kansss.

MISCELLANEOUS. time. We sell the Formers, Excelsior, Cor der Mystic, Iowa, Oregon and Richmond coal, and the beat grades of Anthracite coal in large or small quantities. Also dealers in all kinds of feed. Riverview Coal Company, southwest corner Seventh and Central avenue, J.

Corvi'l, proprietor. KH rpUE Kansas City, Kansas, can luge works, 905 JL Nugent avenue, between Minnesota and Armstrong avenues. First class work in all deportments. Prompt work and low prices. Horseshoeing a C.

K. Staub, proprietor. OLIVER L. TURNER, 1955 North Third street, all kinds of tin works; tin rnttering and roofing. Castings furnished and pn: in.

Gasoline stoves cleaned, overhauled ud repaired. Satisfaction guaianteed. 2u8 MENDENHALL Transfer company, general transfer and express. Family, piano, safe and machinery moving. Baggage bauied to aud from depot Office 635 Minnesota avenue.

"VTEW and second hand forsiture bought and i. sold. Bargains in stoves and household goods. White, 418 Minnesota avenue. H.

J. JOHNSON, colored, undertaker and em balmer. Office and residence 333 Nebraska BUSINESS COLLEGES. TWENTY-SEVENTH YEAR KANSAS CITY. MO.

East Wlar t. T. Life los. 814, 814, 81 elawxr Bt. Book-Keeping, Shorthand, lypswriunz, English Branches, at lowest rates.

No Vacations. Visit College or send for Free Catalogue. J. F. SPALDING, A.M., President Tf.

B. Twenty-seventh Annual Day and Nlgbt Schools will resume, after holiday vacation, on January WANTED. A Representative for our Family Treas- ury, the greatest book ever offered to the public Our coupon system, which we use in selling this treat work, enables each purchaser to get the book i'ree, so every one purchases. For his firt week's work one agent's profit Is 9168.0:. -Another S1.10.UO.

A Lady Las Just cleared 8120. OO for her first waek's work. We eive you exclusive territory, and pay large commissions on tbe salaries ot sub sgenu. rite at once for the agency for your county. Address all communications to BAND, McNALLY CHICAGO.

Pflll JflUHANHAMflKER VRfb A MAN 910,000. A YEAR TEND 1115 ADVERTISING It Pays Joiin. YOU CAN BB ENTER. FRISKS- 1H PROPORTION. I CHICAGO, ST.

PAUL KANSAS CITY R. H. "The New Line" to St, Joe, Des Moines, lo-bnque, St. Paul and Minneapolis. TBAINS.

LSAVS. I DSFAST. Bt. Joe, Chicago, Dubuque and Des Moines St. Paul a 9:00 aiauuum a 7:80 am a 4-Mm bANSAS i'TV.

Si. Ot N.1L BLL'f F.I TRAINS. Iowa mail LEAVE. ABKlTS. A 7:25 a.

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9:00 p.m. K.C.ASt Paul fast mai! Iowa express Omaha express Atchison St. Joe ex. Atchis'n Nebran. ex.

Daily. Daily, except Sunday, Suuday only. The passenger station at Kansas City Is located the corner of First street and Central avenue-convenient to the elevated and cable lines, reacht lng all parts of the city comfortably and wUhoat TwJ THROUGH TRAINS EACH WAY DAILY. F. H.

L'JRD. Gen. lessen srer and Ticket A gene C. A. CAIRNS, Asst.

Gen. Pass, and Ticket Agent Chicago, Illinois. SCOTT It Lamar A Springfield Mail, daily 9:50 a. a P. P.

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p. ARRIVE. Subvrbaa Passenger, daily New Orleans A birmiuxbbm. Ex Fort Smith Eun-ka Springs, Webbcity, Joplin A Pittaburg, daily. Fast mail, daily Suburban Passenger, dal'y 6:00 a.

as 7:30 a. aa 7:) a. 7:80 a. ta 10:25 a. 1 p.

6:36 p. 6:85 p. ra 635 p. in 0:40 a. 440a Springfield, Lamar A Fort Smith, daily r.

r. A cnerryvnio mail, oanv Jonlln. Girard A Clinton Mail. Texas Ex via Paola A M. K.

daily Tsxas Mail via Paola A U. E. A d'li CHICAGO GREAT WESTERN RAILWAY. DEPART. Annrvi.

A 8:67 a. Chicago, St P. A M. St. M.

A C.ex..C Leavenworth 10:00 a. m. 9:00 p. m. 9:45 a.

3:10 p. m. 5S0 p. m. An11v: Exceot Sunday sC Except Satur day; Except Monday.

Local tickets reading between Leavenworth aad Kansas City, of the Kansas City, Wyandotte and Northwestern R. R. Issue will be accepted on tfla-trains of the Chicago Great Western Railway. F. H.

I-ord. G. P. A T. St.

A K. C. Ry, Chicago; M. K. Fleming.

G. P. K. W. A N.

W. R. Kansas City; G. E. Hoff master.

A. G. P. K. W.

a N. W. R. B-, Kaaaea city. HANNIBAL AND JOSEPH R.

B. Beware of Ointments for Cavtarrb That Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense oi smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Bach articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is tea fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.

Cheney Toledo, contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and utueons surfaces ot the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney Co.

Testimonials free. S-Sold by druggists, price 75c per bottle. It Took Trouble. Bat He Got It. About two or three months ago I purchased from you a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, put np in Des Moines, Iowa.

Such good results were obtained from its use that I enclose one dollar and ask that you send me two bottles by express. J. A. Scriven, 18 E. 15th St.

New York City. To 17. H. Lane, druggist, Peekskill, N. Y.

Mr. Scriven is president of one of the largest shirt factories in New York, and widely known in bnsiness circle. When troubled with a cold give this remedy a trial and, like Mr. Scriven, you will want it when again in need of such a medicine. 50 cent bottles for sale by druggists.

Tobacco Cser Smile Sometimes when told that tobacco hurts them; their wives never do, because shattered nerves, weak eyes, chronic catarrh and lost manhood, tells the story. If your husband nses tobacco, you want him "to quit post yourself about No-to-bac the wonderful, harmless, guaranteed tobacco habit cure, by sending for our little book titled: "Don't Spit and Smoke Your Life Away," mailed free. Drag stores generally sell No-to-bac. THE STERLING REMEDY Indiana Mineral Springs, Indiana. SFliCIALi NOTICES.

A NEW DEPARTURE. Early Trai Service The Missouri Pacific Makes an Important Move. Au important change In the train service of the Missouri Pacific took effect Sunday, January 15th, 1893. An additional southern train was pat on the road leaving tbe Union depot at 8 :43 a.m. daily for liot Sprints, arriving at tbat point at 11 :25 a ni.

Thctrain will go via Paola, Yates Center. Coffeyville. Fort Gibon, Fort Smith and Little Rock, and will reach all these points several honrs earlier than hitherto. At Little Rock the train will connect with the fastest through trains for New Orleans via Alexandria, and also with the best trains to the southward on the Texas Pacific, the International Great Northern and the Cotton Belt At Fort Smith it will connect with the through traina for the south on the 'Frisco, via PartsTex. Numerous advantages will accrue to Kansas City from this early train.

If all the roads wonld do as well as the Missouri Pacific they wonld build np a larger suburban business and materially increase the business of local jobbers and wholesalers. The towns along the line ot this road will experience great gains by this prompt service, not the least of which will be the arrival of the Kansas City papers before the midnight edition of the St. Louis dailies. Elegant equipment. Palace Bay coaches, and Pullman Buffet Sleeping cars.

For local and coupon tickets and berths, call at i Union depot. No. 104S Union avenue, and City, Ticket office. No. 800 Main street.

E. S. Jbwett, Passenger and Ticket Agent Cheap Bates for a Winter Trip Via Santa le noma. To Texas, New Mexico, California, Utah and Old Mexico, are one red or the Santa re. Tickets now on sale to Corpus ChristL El Paso.

Galveston, Houston, Rockport, San Antonio, City of Eexico, Monterey, rncenix, rre- scott. Samiio, san Luis rotosi, los veeas. Hot Springs, Grand Canyon of the Colorado, Los ngelos. San Diego, San Francisco. Sa.t Lake and rortlana.

New Mexico is noted as having one of the most equable climates in the world, snddea changes Delng almost wnoiiy unanown. ii is a mosiue-sirable place either for the business man, pleasore seeker, or the invalid, while it is the baven for the immigrant. No portion of the United States can compare with the fertile valleys of Its rivers, and in the productions of tbe field, the market garden, the orchard and the vineyard. For full particulars regarding country, rates, stop overs, etc, call on or address Geo. W.

Hagen-bucb, passenger and ticket agent, feanta Fe Route, 812 Main or Union Kansas City, MoM or Geo. T. Nicholson. G. P.

T. A. and W.J. Black, G. P.

T. Topeka, Kansas. Three Fast Trains to Chicago on the Santa Fe Koate. The attention of the public is called to the new train service inaugurated by the Santa Fe routa from Kansas City to Chicago. A new fast daylight train has been put on, leaving Kansas City daily at a.

arrivine in Chicago at 10:30 p. m. This is the only line having a train leaving Kansas City in the morning which arrives in Chicago tbe same day. In addition to tin above two fast trains leave Kansas City every evening at 5:25 and 7 o'clock, arrivingin Chicago the nex morning at 8:30 and 9:15. The service on allot these trains is trst clasa in every particular, and dining cars are carried on all traina.

For tickets, sleeping-car berths, etc, eslt at ticket office, 812 Main street, 1050 Union avenue, or Union depot. AU trains atop at Grand avenne station, coiner of Twenty-second and Grand avenne, also at Fifteenth street station corner of Fifteenth and Askew avenue. Gio, W. HaeiSBrcB, P. A T.

A Union Pacific Specialties. The Union Pacific Is the only line running Pullman palace fining cars from Kansas City to Denver and Portland. It is the only line rnnnins Pall-man colonist sleeping cars from Kansas City to rtenTer. Cheyenne and Portland witbont change. It is the only line running free reclining chair cars from Kansas City to Denver aud Portland.

It ia the only line running fuliman paiace sleeping cars from Kansas City to Denver, Og-den and Salt Lake without change. Ay change cars at inconvenient hours and in crowded stations, when you can avoid it by taking the great Thronen car Line, me imoa raciac. ra oiaer line offers eanal facilities for comfort. It is "the original overland ronte," aud the beat for all class es of travel. J.

B. Fbawlet, General Agent. Heart Disease. r. I.

h.rn i. nr. nArvin tn 1 jour awn ibuuww. i i .1 fh.i fmft h.rlap than wnnr. Ulc WOF1U BUUUlii uvw u.

self. If you have pains or dtstreu aroord the A nnaaaaiul iiaI i at nAf 4 Aeh n.at or Mrimrains? in the head, momentary etoppage of we cu tuiauuu vj attack at sight while asleep ana are com pel Jed ont of bed and walk the floor until the hrart relieved and proper circnlation restored, you are troubled with an affection of the heart yonr a. 1 A tu SnAtlftS WAfl tTiH fft it the better it will be for yon. t. )av wrwwaVts tA fTnUl nf ftOHiA IB au 'j poor unfortunate dropping dead in the street, or at home, or lound dead in bed, from heart disease.

loousauus i even while under treatment of ph sicians. There i nn.Hi. Ihit is no meaicme hscu iu umuuii jc1 enre it. doctors suffer with it and die from it as strange, but it is a fact nevertheless that toe Had CiwsVonstitu tonsils the only medicine thst is known at tne present uay mf t. t.

iia in 1st ease that ia curable. The first dose of this medicine will re lieve the most aggravatea "CT Immediately. You can ry tt and get relief ree of ii-l will ffnurantee won a care If your case is curable. Call or address r. HSDCKOiS OHSTTTUTKJWaJ.

621 and 643 Main street, K.C., Mo. Timely Aavtoe. flea ae note that the fast time to an eastern points riCTsenoic ui. Puis lui express wilt leave Kansas City. Kansas Missouri hcific depot at 8:42 p.

m. KMesj City nloa te- Th.V.f mall will be equipped with palace coaches chair free) aad Pn ihu. vesuosied sleeoera. it win owi BiveTpalrons ample time to take supper at their homes or hotels at Kansas City. Kansas, do full day's work aad pack their grips, and msxe tnree dwhio than the so-called fast trains via Chicago.

Sure connections made at St. Louis ia Union depot wUbcTt transfer with special No. Yd.Ua, Bie Four. Southwestern eippi and' Wabash Banner routes for all fasten rthTon thTFiVer li 'No! 1048 Union avenue and No. Mam street.

and railroad tickets at Ml-ouri 1 neriPasger Agent. TRUE CONVERSATION. It Is Conspicuously Lacking from the Dialogue of To-Day. It is very curious to one how yery much diag-log-ue there is in the world and how very little true conversation; how very little, that is, of the jrenuine attempt to compare the different bearings of the same Bubject on the minds of different people. You may look through the greatest of Shakespeare's plays and hardly find in this sense a true conversation in any one of them.

And, indeed, conversation in this sense is very seldom truly dramatic, and can not often be so. Nevertheless, one would expect to find instances of real comparison of the state of different minds on the same subject in Walter Savage Landor's "Imaginary Conversations," and yet you will hardly find one of them in which the attempt was made, even by the author, much less by any of the imaginary interlocutors, to enter thoroughly into tbe views of those with whom he had been dealing. There is plenty of characteristic and contrasted prejudice in Landor's 'Imaginary but hardly any trace of the real probing of each other's minds. Plato understood true conversation conversation in the higher sense. His Socrates continually succeeds in prob ing the mind of another, and making that other enter into his own.

The late Cardinal Newman understood true conversation in this sense. There is more of the upshot of true conversation in the various Oxford sermons, especially the university sermons, in spite of the absence of anything like dialogue, than there is in other sermons of our day, and that is, no doubt, one secret of thfcir great charm. Again, his two remarkable religious tales, and Gain" and "Callista," are full of true conversation of the kind we mean. But for the most part dialogue is gossip, or wrangling, or plotting, or counterplotting, or menacing, or conciliating, or complimenting, or submitting. It is the rarest thing in the world to come, even in the best authors, on a successful picture of the diff erent views taken by different minds of the same subject, and the grounds of the difference.

Even in politics we seldom with it, though the late Mr. Charles Buxton and lus son have carefully prepared the way for such an appreciation, by placing in close comparison the different views taken of the same political subject. That, however, is not political conversation, but only the raw material for such conversation. We can not but wonder that in a day so full as this of real and careful study, so few should have the patience to present the various contrasts of opinion, thought and feeling on some of the most important subjects of human life, in the living and picturesque form in which Plato has given us the moral antagonisms of Greece, and Newman the theological antagonisms of modern England. London Spectator.

A Cargo of Elephants. "An elephant's shoulder is never still," is a Hindoo saying indicative of the restlessness of the animal. Mr. J. L.

Kipling, in his "Man- and Beast in India," tells how the animal's passion for moving about once came near wrecking a ship: "A batch of elephants were taken on board at Calcutta, and the steamer went down the Hooghly, and at night anchored off Sangor Point The sea was as still as oil, but the ship rolled so much that she was in danger of rolling over. The elephants had found that by swaying to and fro all together they could produce a pleasant rocking motion. As the ship had no other cargo, and rode light, the captain was much frightened. The mahouts were hurried down into the hold, and each one, seated on his own beast, made him 'break but they had to stay there for a long; time." Youth's Companion. Who Was tbe Guilty Has? A Cass avenne woman has a husband who has done such a thing as to forget to do what his wife had requested.

The other evening about five o'clock he came home and she went at him. "John," she said, "did yon tell that expressman' to come here this afternoon?" "Yes, Mary," he answered meekly. "Well, he hasn't come." "Is that so?" "Yes, it is. Now, how do yon account for it?" John gave the matter a few moments consideration. "Well, my dear." he said finally, "either he's lying or I am, and to re lieve us both from your suspicions.

I'll just step down to his place and see what's the matter," and the charitable John went to see the expressman. De troit Free Press. It Was Risky. A solemn man was standing on the street corner in Chicago, with a carpet bag in one hand and an umbrella in the other, gazing about as if to locate him "Well, what is It?" inquired a policeman, tapping him, on the shoulder "Are you lost?" The solemn man looked, earnestly at the "No, friend," he said anxiously, "but I'm afraid if I stay in this town much longer I shall be," and he sighed profoundly. Detroit Free Press.

TRAINS. LEAVE. ABaiVS. Atlantic ex.A K. A Brookfield ex, 41W 11 :10 a Chicago fast train Eli, A 9:10 ana St Lonla ex.

A.M 7 00 a sal 7 5 am KANSAS CITY, WYAND TTE AND NOUTli WESTERN. Trains will arrive and depart from our Kansas City, Wood Street depot on and after Sunday, Novembers, 1892, (trains depart from Fifth Street station 10 later and arrive 10 minutes earlier than tbe time shown below) as follows: par art. nam. Beatrice express, A 8:37 a. A 4:35 p.

Seneca pasenger, 6-10 p. ra BllOOa. Leavenworth pas'eng'r, A 9 .45 a. A 8:67 a. A 7:30.

A 6:30 p. 9:00 p. A 6:00 p. MISSOURI PACIFIC. BAST.

Trains. Leave, Arrive. Lexington A oedalia Ex A 6 :35 a A re St Louis dsy ex A 7:00 am A 7:06 St Louis limited ex A A 0:40 St Louis night llra'ed ex A 8:30 ra Alfflm. St Louis fast mail ex A A 10:30 am Lexington A Sedalia A 8:40 A 9:25 Paola ex from Grand ave A :38 pm A Independence 7:56 am A 7:45 a Omaha, St Joe A A m. A 9:00 p.

tn Omaha A Lincoln A 9:30 p. m. A 6:30 a. Atchison St A A 6:00 p. A A 6:66 p.m.

A nt SOUTH. Joplin, Ft S. Wichita A 4:15 a. m. A 11:45 p.

ra i 6:30 p. A 7 a. A 6:30 p. Joplin A Texas ex FtSmlth A Little Rock A 8:30 a. A 70 p.

m. A m. Wichita A Anthony A 7:30 a. Pneblo A Denver 10:06 m. A SO p.m "A Daily.

Daily except Sunday. KANSAS CITY, KANSAS, Odorless Vault and Coss Pool Cleaning We are prepared to clean Prixy Vanlta, Cesspools, on short notice and at honest prices, Privy Vaults and Cesspools repaired or bnilt Give ns a Call. 0. PATTERSON, Manager. 1S3 LOTH SI.

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