The Osage County Chronicle from Burlingame, Kansas • Page 7

Increase of Insanity Effects of Fancy Farming. TUB KANSAS CITY EXPOSITION SEPT. 5 th to 30th, 1812. Six days of unequalled attractions. A carnival of sight seeing1 by brilliant illumination at night- An acre off pace in the epacious, elegant stone front Exposition Building at' the cor.

9th and Delaware street, filled wl'Ji rare displays of Textile Fabrics, Fine Art, Floral Lxhibits and a thousand articles of Interest to Tisitors. Grandest display of mechanical arts ever made in the West. Great national fruit contest open to all States. Finest lire stock show all habits that are injurious to yonr health. The practice of going about the house winter mornings with naked feet often caused a had cold that mar end in consumption.

Rapid Oatin car.ses derangement of the digestive or-sTacs. A quarrelsome habit may end ia murder. The habit of taking severe cathartic medicines is very unwise. When suffering from indigestion, etc, it is best to strengthen those organs by sing Dr. Guysott'6 Yellow Dock and It assists nature in restoring health and strength to every part of the body.

FARM AND HOUSEHOLD. An average two or three-year-old steer will eat its own weight of different materials in two weeks. Chicago Journal. French people are skilled agriculturists, as farming is taught practically and theoretically in 27,000 out of 34,000 Public Schools in the country. A good preparation to mark sheep without injury to the wool is said to be thirty large spoonfuls of linseed ounces of litharge and, one ounce of lampblack, all boiled together.

Detroit Post. Burns and scalds are soonest relieved by an application of cold water. Dry carbonate of soda, or baking soda, sprinkled over the burned spot, is the latest remedy, and is said to be very effectual, Halt's Journal of Healtu Neat and pretty bureau covers are made of white momie cloth. Trim the edge with antique lace of such quality and width as your purse allows. This cloth will be found to be very serviceable, as it looks well after it "is washed, and it needs no lining.

N. Y. Pout. When you serve black raspberries or huckleberries, alter putting sugar over them, allow one tablespoonful of water to each saucer of fruit. Do this even if you serve milk and cream with them also.

They are so much less juicy than most other small fruits that they need it. Boston Transcript. Judge Miller, of Missouri, says he has learned how a full week may be gained in getting sweet-corn for boiling. As soon as the ear is formed, break the top down or cut it off, but leave the stalk erect in order that the pillen of the tassel may be sure to dust the silk of the ears, as they may not be fully impregnated should the stalk be stopped. -Onion Pjckles: jTake the; smallest white'onions, skin them and throw into salted water, and let them boil slowly until transparent.

Then skim them out, throw away the water, and put the onions into a jar, and make a pickle of strong vinegar, in which a bag of spices has been boiled for ten minutes. Pour it over the onions boiling hot, cover tightly from the air, and in a few weeks they will be very toothsome. The Household. A delicious pudding is made by taking eight orpine good-sized and tart apples; peel them and cut out the cores, leaving the apples whole. Fill the space thus made with sugar and a little grated nutmeg or cinnamon.

Put them in an earthen baking dish, so large that the apples will cover the bottom only. Then make a rich custard, allowing four or five eggs to one quart of milk; sweeten to the taste. Pour this over the apples, and bake until they are tender; try them with a broom splint. Serve with cake 01 with sweet biscuit. N.

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105 1 891 When vun'tfTiw tn Avert! ani-a nlai atatis that -you uv their advertisement in tfci vapor. i6 1AYS i-J 'ill, TEAS II mm mi js rm 'K MM I d.i It came out at a recent convention of delegates, representing charities and corrections, at the capital of Wisconsin, that there are now in the United States fully 100,000 insane people, of whom lesa than one-half can be accommodated in the public and private asylums. It appears, also, that insanity is increasing more than three fold as fast as the population. The increase from 1870 to 1830 was 100 per cent, against 30 per cent increas of population. The asylums are costing a year, and yet more are cared for out of them than in them.

The ratio of cures to the total of the afflicted is lower than it was ten years ago, and asylum statistics show that it is only by taking hold of the disease in its early stages that cure is at all possible. "Alcoholism" is presented as one of the chief causes of this increase of madness, and the marriage, of persons inheriting the disease another. Startling as the theory may seem at first though, it is probably susceptible of proof that the increase of insanity keeps about even pace with the advances of civilization. The States that are most enlightened are those which have the highest per cent of people in the asylums for the insane. Savages and barbarians hardly ever become crazed.

An insane Indian is as rare as a dwarf Indian. The logic of it is that there must be radical defects in the thing we call civilization and these are probably as often traceable to the schools and colleges as to the family and heredity. Can it be that the children are prostrated in their brain force and nerve force by being over taxed at school Certain it is that the great majority of crazed people in the asylums are of the educated class. No doubt alcoholism is a prolific generator of insanity. The records of the California asylums explain that.

The history of the growth of insanity in this State shows that it has been about in proportion with the excess of the growth of the cities and towns over the growth of the rural districts. It is in the town and city that alcoholism most prevails. Not only alcoholism, but other promoters of the disease, such as sudden revulsions of fortune and vices peculiar to ail cities. This assertion is fully sustained by a comparison of the statistics of insanity in the States containing the large cities with those almost exclusively rural. New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois, California rank highest in the percentage of insanity; while Iowa, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, which contain no cities over 30,000 or 40,000, rank lowest.

All remedial measures for the prevention of the disease are but perfunctory; bnt temperance, moderation in study by the young and relaxations from the cares and vexations of business by those of maturer years are the best in results yet tried. Eras of high excitement and reckless speculation are promoters of insanity. The Coin-stock mines have added five hundred victims to the list in this State and Nevada. San Francisco Chronicle. A Sad Case.

A Jackdaw one day made its appearance in a grove where a number of Birds had assembled to talk business, and as soon as he could secure the Floor he began: "My dear friends, I desire to call your Attention to one of the saddest cases it has been my Lot to know. Some of you will remember that Mr. Blue Bird was killed by a stone thrown by a Boy some six weeks "ago. His Widow was left without any means of Support, and in addition to her great grief she is now in need of the necessaries of Life." "Hear hear cried the Partridge and the Loon in chorus. "It has quite melted my heart," continued the Jackdaw, "and I have taken it upon myself to see if something can't be done.

Let us be charitable. Let us open our purses. Let us go at it and at least soften the pangs of poverty, even if we cannot dry the tears of grief." "That's my style, and here's an 'X for the hat," said the Fish Hawk as he drew a roll of wealth from his hind pocket. The Turkey Buzzard followed suit, the Nightingale, Robin, Mocking Bird and others chipped in what they could spare, and when a good fat parse had been made up the Heron arose and inquired: "I I that is you know I'd like to ask how much Mr. Jackdaw chipped in?" "Just what I was going to ask," added the Owl." "Gentlemen I I didn't contribute anything," replied the Jackdaw "I am the one who draws up the Resolutions of Sympathy instead of chipping in Cash: MORAL: Resolutions of Sympathy should be baked for two hours before being eaten.

Detroit Free Press. Catehin? a Pickerel by the Wrong End. On Friday Mr. Hawthorne, while fishing for bass with light gut, hook and leader, felt a heavy pull on his tackle. Mr.

Hawthorne was feeling a littla drowsy and not paying any great attention to his fishing, but the pull woke him up sharply. The fish went off with the line like a horse, and nearly mcceeded in taking rod and Mr. Hawthorne put on all the strain he could and stopped it. Then for about thirty minutes it was pull fisherman pull fish. At' last, to the astonishment of Mr.

Hawthorne and his oarsman, the tail came up first about the size of a lady's fan. The fish's weight was eleven pounds. It appears the pickerel made a dash for the minnow, and by some means got the line round its tail forming a half hitch. It was lively fun for the fisherman while it lasted. Alexandria Bay Cor.

Rome Sentinel. In a hovel on the banks of the Delaware, at South Chester, live Frank Gerund, his two wives (sisters) and their eighteen children. According to the Philadelphia Times the current of harmony is rarely disturbed in the household, and when it is Frank restores quiet by threatening to get a wife who will care, for him. Each of the sister wives holds a marriage certificate, though Pennsylvania does not recognize plural marriages. Miss Richards, who has been traveling about in Wisconsin organizing woman's suffrage clubs, says that her greatest opposition comes from young unmarried women, who imagine that men will cot like them so well if they advocate the? woman's suffrage cause.

Chicago Herald, Many words have "been spoken and written in behalf of agriculture. The State has smiled approval upon the nus-bandman's employment, and a department of the Government has been maintained for the welfare and encouragement of this craft. In politics the claim of the interest of husbandry have been fully recognized. In literature and art, the grace and dignity of country life and of the laborers of the field have received honor and most generous compliment. Painters have sketched rural scenes, and cattle pieces, showing bits of breezy hillside pastures, and the most home aspects of the homesteads by.

the roadway have been familiar and favorite subjects in studios and galleries of art. Poets have sung the charms of our Arcadian life, and now fashion has sought its retreat for all the summer season of the year. The markets have sustained prices that were burdensome to the consumer, and wealth, that can do iust as it pleases, has shown its taste and its sense by entering the field and joining hands with the toil and theskill of honest farm labor. All this patronage has been well meant, and very much of it has been hopeful. It is, however, possible that fancy farming, carried on by wealthy amateurs of the craft, may work hardships to the very class it is designed to benefit.

The advantage of having ample means at his disposal enables the capitalist who manages his farm with an eye by no means single to the profits of the business, but rather as whim or as fancy may lead him, to undertake many experiments upon which the prudent husbandmen would not venture, and to introduce improvements that bring a late return. Doubtless in a general way great benefits have resulted to the farmers of this country from the pains taken by individual wealth and enterprise to improve the breed of our domestic stock. Much pride is shown, and justly, too, in what has been effected. The products of the dairy in particular have gained as much in quality as they have increased in quantity during the last twenty-five years. The prices of, these products have advanced in nearly equal ratio, and a stability has been given to these values such as they have never heretofore maintained.

This is almost wholly due to the efforts of amateur farmers. It would seem to be a gratuitous and unmixed good to the producer. No doubt it was so intended, but there is one way in which it operates to wrork a lanre class of producers and the general consumer a real and serious-hardship. It has so refined upon the quality of butter that what is rated as first-class now is really a fancy article, and and its price is no less a fancy one. There are many private tables and a few public ones in this city which are supplied with butter at prices ranging from one dollar and a quarter to one dollar and a half a pound.

The producer asserts that such butter cannot be afforded at any lower rate, and he easily demonstrates the correctness of his statement. In the first place his cows arc costly. For not one of them did he pay less than seven hundred dollars; some of them cost as high as twelve hundred dollars each. The feed and the care of these animals will be expensive nearly in proportion to the price. The butter must be furnished to the table without having been salted, so that each person using it may season to his or her own taste.

To secure this the butter must be delivered as soon as convenient alter it is taken from the churn. This requires that the cows be kept near the city, where the expenses incident to their keeping will be the heaviest. All the circumstances go to prove that butter cannot be afforded except at prices which place it beyond the reach of any but the rich. The' man wrho follows farming as his vocation and not from fancy, nor as a speculation, must locate farther from the city, where the value of land will be according to its capacity for production. At such a distance he cannot furnish butter quite fresh and unsalted.

The money which would buy one fancy cow will stock his farm with ten or a dozen first-rate cows at from $G0 to $75 apiece, any one of which will make as much and as good butter as the imported animal. With careful feeding and skillful management of the dairy, he can produce butter which ought to be classed as of the first quality. In the market such butter as he makes will sell for little more than one-fourth what is paid for the fancy article. The difference between its price and that of the poorest quality will be but a trifle. Indeed, the manufactured oleomargarine holds a place quite respectable alongside the genuine article of good, yes, of excellent quality.

Any of our city markets will show this demoralization of taste, if prices are the index of values and of estimation. The- result is that the honest farmer gets no credit for any pains he jnay take to supply a good market worthily; for the best he can do is to produce an article which, judged by its price, is of fourth or fifth rate quality. His neighbor, who is a notorious sloven, does only a little worse than that. Giving really good butter such bad repute by bringing it into competition with an article that can only be produced by capital and afforded by luxurious wealth, opens the market'to a spurious article, and tends to make both producer and dealer indifferent to the wants of customers, It is in ways like this that fancy farming shows at times effects such as those who engage in it little dream of produc ing, and which, if seen by them, would be sincerely deplored. Only careful noting of results will enable the amateur to benefit the craft with which he had allied himself.

Boston Advertiser. Mrs. Johanna Holland did live in Bullion Ravine, Gold Hill, Nev. Her neighbors caused her to be arrested as a common scold, and testified that she had ather command and used without scruple an astonishing vocabulary of unrepeatable words. 8ome of them thought her crazy, because she seemed much more fiuent there was a change of the tnoon A.

magistrate sent her to jail for five' inonths. Th Virginia City Chronicle thinks that the rest of the Pacific States and the more courageous Eastern ones will rise up with enthusiasm to follow the example of punishing female scolds. Then in the blessed peace-fulness and quiet that will reign, men will gather by night and dance in gleeful criumph, bolding'one another hands. Chicago News, ever made in anj State, already, guaranteed. The Races will be equal to any heretofore, $11,000.00 in purses will be contested for by the leading horses of the day.

Both Exposition and Fair to be enjoyed at the price of an ordinary Fair. Visitors should visit the Exposition on arrival, and afterward proceed to the Fair Grounds, thus securfug the advantages of two great displays without extra expense. Reduced Rail Road Fares on all lines leading into Kansas City. Correspondence should be addressed to THEO. 8.

CASE, Secretary and General Manager- Thet used to 6ay when a man was in an ill humor that he "Lad his back up." Now they remark that he is his This is a great and needed improvement. Personally The Voltaic Belt Marshall, will i lend Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing, speedy, and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above. N.

B. No risk is incurred, as thirty day 'a trial is allowed. Whex ten-cent pieces again become fashionable as articles of jewe'ry every man can wear a dime-aad-pin. X. Y.

Commercial Ad- trrtiser. Mensman's Peptonized Beef Toxic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force-generating and life-sustaining propei ties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration and all forms of general debility; also in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard te proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.

Ax Arkansas girl ref asd to marry hr lover unless he performed some heroic deed, lie eloped with her mother. What is beautiful! Why, Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, as now improved and perfected. Clear as spring water, delightfully perfumed and will not soil the tinest linen fabric a perfect toilet preparation and absolutely makes the hair grow on bald heads. Straighten your old boots and shoe9 with Lyon's Patent Heel StilTeners, and wear them again. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.

The proof of the pudding is eating it. Wise's Axle Grease. Try Russia Salve is the universal remedy for burns, scalds, cuts, bruises and flesh wounds. A man should not resign even an umbrella while under a cloud. X.

O. Picayune. Modoc Axle Grease is the best cheapgrease in the market. Do tou want good bread i Use National Yeast. Try the new brand, Spring Tobacco." Wise's Axle Grease will not run off.

HOT WORK, HAED FIGHTING WITH QUICK EESULTS Last fall a party left New York City In high spirits for a pleasure tour through some of the 'Western Statos. They had thrown aside the cares and responsibilities of business for a few wcefcs, and were determined to enjoy themselves and have a good time generally. Begone dull was their motto, and they intended to net up to It. Everything went as pleasant as could be wished for for a time, until one day, while campingout In Wisconsin, a spark from the camp fire set the tent In a blaze, and the conflagration was so sudden and unexpected, that the whole party came pretty near being cremated la mode, but after great exertion the flre was finally put out with the loss of a considerable portion of their property. After all was over, one of the party, who was perhaps the most active in his exertions, discovered that his hands and wrists were severely burned, which he had not before discovered in the excitement of the moment.

The pain was Intense and he suffered severely. One of tho company had Wen troubled for some time with rheumatism, and by the recommendation of a friend had purchased a bottle before coming West, some of the contents of which were still left. It was speedily found and applied to the burned wrists and hands and the relief was instantaneous, for la a few minutes it soothed the pain effectually. That bottle contained Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil, and now it 1 their stand-by as a household remedy.

It has no equal for alleviating pain. LYDIA E. PlNKHAr.TS VEGETABLE COMPOUND. la a Positive Cnro. For all thoM Painful Complatat sad Weaknesses eoGuaoa oar best fenale population.

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Use Itsnd Prescribe It Freely Itremores falntneas, flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulant, and relieves weakness of the stomach. That eelinz of bearing down, causing pahi weight cad backache, is always permanently cured by its nee. For ike care of Cidaey CempUtaU feitker sex tkla Ceatpooad ia uaaurpaaaed. I.TDIA E. PIXKT1AM8 BLOOD PURIFIER wi eradicate every vetige of amors from the Blood, and gire tone and strength to the system, of dan woman or child.

Insist on having it. Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared "at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price of either, fX. Six bottles for $5. Sent by mail in the form of puis, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, fl per box for either.

Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose Set. stamp. Bend for pampLkt.

Ko amfly should be without LTDIA E. LIVEa rlLLS. They core constipation, hiltou froths, and torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box. 3-Sold by all A SURE CURE for Epilepsy or Fits fn 24 hours.

Free to poor. Da. i Arsenal SU Su Louis, Mo This summer a party ofSevr York touristy had penetrated the wifds of Northern Michigan in search of health and recreation, and coming unon a squatter's 12x13 cabin with a sign of "Hotell" over the door, the partr ba'tel to make a few inquiries. "Can obtain accommodations here!" asked the spokesman. Yaaa, I guess so." 4'Got everything lisndv!" "Yaas." "What are your charges?" The landlord looked the rnrtr over and rep'ied: "Gentlemen, I'm a blunt man, and we'll come to the pint at once.

I kin furnish but yu'll have to Sieep out doors. The grub will consist ot pork, taters and Johnny-cake. I a'low no card-playlnz, -hoss-racing or swearing, and furnish a razor and soap for Sundav shaving. I sell whisky at two dollars a pint, a sure cure for chills, and have a hoss and wagoa to convey any one who dies to the nearest railroad-station. That's me; and I euess about thirty dollars a week will be the fair thing, though I want ye to know that I'm making a great reduction over last year's prices." '-'Wall Strtet Xetcx A piitsiciax writes: "I have found that Dr.

Guysott's Yellow l)ot-k and Sarsaparilla is a perfe-. and complete cure for sexual weaknesses, the ost stubborn of all debilitating diseases. This fact should he crcnerailv known. It will save manyfron the clutches of thatvile class of meiical pretenders, wbo call themselves specialists, but wiiose specialty consists mostly in prolonging thesuffer.ngof theirvic-tiiu aud emptying his purse." Plantation philosophy: man, dat de best frien' yer's got on dis earth is a better frlen' ter himself, den he is ter you. Doan turn a mm outen de rinks ob respectability case he's a coward.

While Nature was foolin' away her time paintin' different colors and stripes on de horns ob de Jack-snappers an' udder bugs, I doan see why she didn't coivtrive some easier way fur a child to cut teeth. Arkansas Traveler. Found at Last. What every one should have, and never be without, is Thomas' Eclectric On- It is thorough and safe iu its effects, producing the most wondrous cures of rheumatism, neuralgia, burns, bruises and wounds of every kind. A writer in the Musical Education writes on 'How to To those who are not too lazy it will be found interesting.

O. Picayune. Rough on Rats." Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c Druggists. Step on a woman's trail and she has a claim for damages.

Her redress is a new dress. X. O. Picayune. How Now! What Is It The great system renovator is Burdock Blood Bitteks.

Try it and be convinced. Price, $1.00. FcxxY pact: That "noon," whether we spell it backwards or forwards, is always midday. Andrew's American Queen. The woman who seeks relief from pain by the free use of alcoholic stirmA ants and narcotic drugs, finds what she seeks only so far as sensibility is destroyed or temporarily suspended.

Xo cure teas ever xcrought by such means and the longer hey are employed the more hopeless the case becomes. Leave choral, morphia and belladonna alone and use Mrs. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. This year people have been going away to spend their money, not to spend the summer. -V.

O. Picayune. The Best Remfdj for Chapped ITands Is liegeman's Camphor Ice. It should be rubbed upon the part affected. If the hands are badly chapped, apply every night and protect the hands by wearing an old pair of kid gloves, liegeman's is the best and most popular of all the camphor ices made, liegeman's Camphor Ice is also a cure for sore Hps, chapped face and sunburn.

It is compounded with glycerine, which renders it more emollient than any other camphor ice, and it will be found a most soothing application to the face after shaving. Be sure to ask for Hegeman's (formerly made by liegeman New York, and now made by the Metropolitan Med. of New Ilaven, and do not be put off with any other compound, which may become rancid, and do you more harm than good. Hegeman's Camphor Ice never fails. Effjptain Rat Destroyer Is the best preparation ever devised for the extermination of these troublesome vermin and all other insects, bugs, roaches, etc.

A yOuxg man in Gosheri has been entirely 3ured of nervous prostration by playing on a fiddle. The disc ise passed to the family next ioor. Detroit Free Fress. Important. "When you visit or leave New York City, saYfli baggage aud expressage and carriage hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel, nearly opposite the Grand Central Pepot.

450 elegant rooms, 6ingle and in suits, fitted up at an expense of one million dollars. Rooms reduced to $1 and upward per day on European plan. Elevators. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all depot.

It is not always the flower of the family that furnishes the bread. Whitehall THE GENERAL MARKETS KANSAS CITY, 11, 1S82. 5 10 3 25 3 35 3.80 8 40 8 00 75', 72 CATTLE Native Steers 25 i Native Heifers 2 50: Native Co ws 2 50 Texas Steers 3 AO HOGS Good to choice heavy. 7 00 Stockers WHEATTNo. 2 3 No.

4 CO ItlSi OATS No. 2 2b FLOTJH Fnncy, per sack HAY Car lots, bright ltUTTEK Choice dairy. CHEESE Kansas, new EGGS Choice PORK Hams Shoulders Sides LARD WOOL Missouri, POTATOES New, per busheL ST. LOUIS. CATTLE Native Steers NativeCows.

HOGS Good to choice. SHEEP Fair to choice FLOOR XXX to choice HEAT o. 2 Winter No. 3... CORN No.

2 mixed ViY PORK 6 80 .79 70 66 28 53 6Gtf 29 54 2 30 6 50 20 09 18 16 11 14 14 20 .50 6 00 19 08 17 10 a 11 13 18 40 3 4 50 3 50 7 50 3 00 3 40 96 S6 (A 32 58 2d 00 13 at to to to rto 4 00 9 20 4 50 3 75 95 9 674 C3'4 58! 21 25 1 5 50 8 20 673 8 30 4 75 6 00 TOBACCO New Logs. .5. "ifedium new leaf CHICAGO. CATTLE Good shipping HOGS Good to SHEEP Fair to FLOUR Common WHEAT 3. No.

2 Spring CD O- OATS No. 2 RYE to 4 40 tt 5 25 to to to to to to to to to to to to 70 3 50 4i 5 86 99 704 334 60li 21 10 12 50 9 00 13 8 25 1 07H 106 8014 43 2187 98 70 33 60 20 90 PORK ew Mess. NEW YORK. CATTLE Exports 1 13 00 HOGS Good to choice 8 COTTON Middling. FLOUR Good to choice.

WHEAT No. "2 red No. "Spring OOTfci 2 OATS Western PORK Standard Mesa. 5 25 1 C7. 1 C5' 8 to 2175 Autumn Shootin "What has this to do with agriculture?" may be asked by some.

answer this question we may ask; Should any one take a few days of recreation with his gun? Is it proper 01 beneficial for any one to shoot the woodcock, the partridge, the snipe or the prairie chicken, either for the healthful exercise it brings or the delicate food the day's shooting may aflbrd? One view ot the matter is: If the results of a day with the gun are buoyant spirits from a close interview with nature; hap pier "stite of mind" on account of freedom from care; increased intelligence coming from a knowledge of the habits of our native birds; and, finally, if a full bag gives a welcome variety upon the family table if these results are desirable for any one, they are doubly so fot the farmer. Shooting, like every othei good thing, may be perverted, and the farmer who neglects his work for shooting is just as likely to go to the bad as a merchant or machinist, but no more so. 13ut we do not advocate, a devotion tc-the gun to the" neglect of the Some persons think the farmer should fatten prairie chickens and quail upon his wheat stubble for some one else tc shoot. The writer thinks the farmer has the first right to the game that he has The farmer who shoots should make himself familiar with the game laws of his State, and not only observe them for himself, but make others do so. If he finds one shooting ir June, he should haul up the trespassei before the nearest justice, and the same as to other birds.

The farmer takes care to get the best plow and mower and he should have the best gun. Ever should a day of shooting require ar amount of exertion quito equal to thai expended in ordinary farm work, it is for a different object." The 'mind is di verted to different thoughts, and the labor that may be involved is of an en tirely different kind, and lead to recreation in its best sense. American Agriculturist. Late Fashion Items. The hair, to bt fashionably 'dressed must fall low on the neck in' braids 01 coils, and over the forehead in loose, airy -curls or, rings.

Somo of the models, of Parisiar dresses have absurdly long-pointed 'cor sages and stiff, hideous paniers, which, more resemble the workmanship of ar upholsterer than thc deft and gracefu? handiwork of a French artist. a 4 Among the countless array of noye1 and beautiful parasols sire those of white pongee, which are a happy medium between the hisrh-priceu white lace-trimmed sunshades of satin and the verj common ones of satin simply -'stamped with bright-colored flowers. A prettj one of white pOngcer Utcly: wa fringed all around with daisies in the bud, pendant from the edge of the para sol by its long green stems; and the fronl of. the fair ownerVbonnct was a mass of the same "wee modest" crimson-tippec flowers once eulogized by- the -Ayrshire poet. 4 Circular fans form one of the prettj trifles of present'attire.

Composed eithei of feathers or lace, they are little more than fluffy appendages to give fresh de tail to an already dressv get-up. One modej will suffice as an idea of the gen eral style: of black and gold fthj mount, int the center bi which appears a large white Cornell Coot rose, with Its soft petals of a greenish tint. Maidenhair fern mingles with the leaves and coils gracefully up the long black handle, covered with gold-colored satin ribbon and surmounted bj cluster of. loopa and white rosebuds..