Current Comment and Kansas Register from Topeka, Kansas • 9

CURRENT COMMENT. 7 "A La Vaudeville' "lobster" by profession; He had a face that would turn back a funeral procession! They promised they would stake him if he'd let Miss Sallie take him, They knew that it would finish her machine. When he came around they hid them- selves behind the fence to listen, Miss Sallie heard them laugh and any chance she wasn't missing, Ii' their running-match that followed, she sat on the fence and hollored, As she took a snap at everyfcoon she saw. 'Cause no matter where she'd meet 'em wid a light brown smile she'd greet 'em, And before they could escape she'd softly say, Chorus: "Won't you wait and let me take your photograph? Look a little pleasant now and don't you laugh! It takes a little while, so put on your nicest smile, And I'll snap you in a minute, yes, I shall, I'll have you all developed in the morning; If you call you can have it for a present, with a silver frame and all; I'm too dignified to sell 'em, but whoever asks you, Tell 'em dat you got it from Snap Shot Sal." Her friends they got a coon who was a Many of the so-called popular songs ought to be excluded from the mails. first half of these cool mornings, in a faded eider-down bath-robe and looks "sweet as the little pink flower that grows in the wheat." Since the advent of golf, decolette skirts have become quite the fad in Topeka.

FRANK WE1GHTMAN UPHOLSTERER. Furniture Re-upholstered and Re-polished equal to new. Hair and Wool Mattresses Re-made. 702 Jackson Topeka. It is enough to give a lover of the sea "delirium frenzies" to read about all the nice "doings" down East.

Did you know that the big clock in the steple of the First M. E. Church has a special custodian? Mr. F.W. Swearin-ger has charge of it.

A local modiste noted for her taste and skill, thinks it looks droll to see an old face surmounting an Empire gown. The Star Grocery J. SPROAT, Telephone 252. 1 1 2 East Sixth Street. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.

Don't abuse your enemies; they are generally not worth the time wasted in speaking of them. Great people don't look at parades; they "review" them. Speaking of a man acquaintance a Topeka girl says "I wouldn't mind his attitudenizing, if he only wouldn't make it altitudinous. Groceries, Fresb Meat, Queensware and Tinware. If you are thinking of buying Canned Goods by the case or dozen, but them of us and get the wholessale We guarantee the quality to please you.

Look out for a higher price on ar kinds of Laundry Soap. Now is the time to buy by the box. White Russian, Lenox, Silk, Clair- ette and Diamond 10 bars, 25 cents. Special low price by the box. 15 bars Monday Morning Soap 25 18 bars Dandy Soap 25 11 bars White Rose Soap 25 6 bars Jaxon Soap 25 6 bars Ivory Soap 25 200 sacks Standard Fine granulated sugar 19K lbs $1.00 93 lbs 50 4 lbs 25 21 lbs Extra C.

Sugar $1.00 3 lb. cans Table Fruit. Eastern Pears, per can 10 Eastern Blackberries, per can 10 Eastern Raspberries, per can 10 California Fancy Yellow Peaches per can .15 California Fancy Pears, per can. .15 California Fancy Plums, per can .15 California Fancy Apricots, per can .15 1 box, 3 cakes, Buttermilk .05 A school of magnetic healing and suggestive therapeutics has been opened at 818 Kansas ave. The Cremerie is a popular resort for "oyster parties." If the shoe designers don't make the rising generation pigeon-toed, it won't be because they haven't tried.

A man or a woman either for that matter will follow his own views as surely as he does his nose. You can always tell a pessimist by his walk. Everybody knows Uneeda paper like Current Comment to keep abreast of the times, and if you are not already a subscriber, send us your name to be listed at once. If you can't sot on a barl and mend harness, you haven't any story to tell. Mr.

T. P. Cully made a two days business trip to Kansas City this week. The latest painful emmotion in Coon-dom: SNAP SHOT SAL, BY WILLIAMS WALKER. Sal Van Astor Gould was up to date in every little caper, De photographic fad was one she didn't let escape her; First she started in a snappin' at two pups she saw a scrappin', But de pups snapped too, and Sal laid off dat day.

In just about a week or so she got so awful snappy, Her friends all wished that she would move, and they would be so happy; An organization of exclusive Topeka young men is known as the Bean Club. "The membership is limited" explains a member, because the qualifications are that the applicant must ''know beans." "The best book of etiquette" says a charming woman I know, "is an unselfish heart." "I'll meet you in the handsome new cloak room of the Mills Dry Goods Company" said one Topeka girl to another. "Isn't it just too lovely for anything; that cozy reception corner which they have fitted up near the elevator entrance? There is a circular divan upholstered in the prettiest olive green, a desk where one can write, lots of restful rockers, and best and prettiest of all there is a Moorish corner, draped with rich Koman blankets, the sofa piled high with downy cushions. "I think it is just lovely." Then she paused to get her breath, and her friend replied, "I'll be there, but I may not get as far as the waiting room before you come; I maybe admiring that beautiful costume in the window. Did you know the real Duchesse lace shawl which is draped tunic fashion over that gown is worth and the bertha of lace lint I must go, if you're not there on time, I'll read Current Comment while I wait.

si Isn't it funny how some people can idealize the most commonplace and even clownish things, just by association with their own beauteous being? One of our west-end belles spends the Standard full Weight Gallon Fruit. 1 gal can Peeled Peaches 35 1 gal can Apricots 35 1 gal can Blackberries 40 1 gal can Blueberries 50 1 gal can Gooseberries 50 1 gal can Raspberries 45 Canned Vegetables. Fancv Suear Corn, 2 cans 15 Honey Drip Table Syrup, per gal. .20 3 pks Aunt Jemima Pancake Flour .25 3 pkgs Ralston Pancake Flour 25 3 pkgs Eagle pancake Flour 25 2 cans Columbia River Salmon 25 3 cans Alaska Salmon 25 3 flat cans Warren's Al Salmon 25 5 lbs. Armour's White Lard 25 2 lbs roll Armour's best Butterine .25 7 cans Oil Sardines 25 New Evaporated Apples, per lb.

.10 New Evaporated Peaches, per lb. .10 2 pkgs new Seeded Raisins .25 3 pkgs Cleaned Currants 25 3 lbs. new Prunes 25 New Blackberries, per lb .10 New Raspberries, per lb 15 New Califorinia Layer Figs, per lb .20 4 pkgs Columbia Oats 25 10 lbs Bulk Scotch Oats 25 2 pkgs Scotch Oats 25 10 lbs. Hand Picked Navy .25 4 lbs. Lima Beans 25 25 oz can C.

P. Baking Powder 15 25 oz can K. C. Baking Powder 20 3 pkgs Tooth Picks 10 Rising Sun Stove polish, per pkg. .05 6 cans Enameline 25 Java Blend Coffee, per lb 20 Java and Mocha Coffee, per lb 25 Good Sweet Corn, 4 cans 25 Solid Packed Tomatoes, 2 cans 15 New French Peas, per can 10 Fancy Sifted Peas, per can 10 Lima Beans, 4 cans 25 Red Kidney Beans, 4 cans 25 3 lb.

Boston Baked Beans, 2 cans. .15 3 lb. cans Kraut 10 Monarch Asparagus, per can .30 Monarch Succotash, 2 cans 25.