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IN VANITY FAIR, TESTIMONIALS, Cholera Morbus. This disease in its worst form is almost as severe and dangerous as Asiatic cholera. Many deaths occur from it each year. During the eighteen years Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has been in use, it has cured many thousands of persons aud has never yet failed, even in the most severe and dangerous cases. Ohio Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera ana Dl arrhoea Remedy has given excellent satisfaction to my customers.

Fued C. Emde, Druggist, 1315 Superior street, Cleveland, Ohio. Pennsylvania "It's a good medicine," is what F. Shope of Saltillo, says of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. We advertise at present for a firm whose preparations have proven, in ourown family all they claim to be.

We refer to Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Eiarrhoea Remedy, i We stand up for this medicine because we have tested it. This is not an advertisement for the medicine; it is simply our testimony regarding it after a fair trial Houtzdale, Observer, Tennessee "It is the best medicine we I ever used. We have not been without it for three years," is what Mrs. M. S.

Beardsley of Chattanooga, says of Chamberlain's The following testimonials were sent without sol citation, to the manufacturers of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. They speak for themselves as to the merits of that medicine, and show how rapidly it is garni i favor and popularity throughout the United States. From Minnesota On last Friday evening I was prosjrated with a severe attack of cholera morbus, and suffered intensely for nearly two hours, being averse to taking medicine of any kind. The pain became so violent I determined to take something I stepped into G. O.

Trow's drug store and bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. During the night I took three doses of it. In the morning I was able io al tend to business. A. H.

Willits, Editlum The Aunandale Post, Annandale, Minting i Through Vanity Fair, in days of old, There passed a maiden with locks of gold, And a pedler opened his tempting pack, Crying, "Oh, my pretty lass, what d'ye lack? Here's many a ware, Costly and rare, Come buy, oh, come buy In Vanity Fair! "Silks and satins are not for me; Lace is for damsels of high degree; The lads would laugh In our country town it I came clad in a broidcred gown; Hut yet there's a ware, Precious and rare, I fain would buy me In Vanity Fair. "Pray sell me, sir, from your motley store, A heart that will love me for evermore, That, whether the world shall praise or blame, 'Chrough sorrow or joy will be still the same 'Tis the only ware For which I care 'Mid all the treasures In Vanity Fair." "Much it grieves me, lassie dear," The peiler said, "but I greatly fear The hearts that love in the old sweet way Have been out of fashion this many a day And gilded care Is all the ware You will get for your money In Vanity Fair." Ex. He Asked No More. Pittsburg OironidoTckgraph, A well known clergyman of Pittsburg was riding in a Pcnn avenue car the other day, when a lady and cnild got aboard. The minister gallantly offered his seat, as the car was crowded, and it was graciously accepted.

As the gentleman hung to a strap with one hand he patted the child's head with the other, and the following conversation ensued: "Fine child, madam." "Yes, sir." "Very fine, indeed." "We think so. It is the only one we have." "I am very fond of children." The lady nodded. "Now this boy will grow up to be a great comfort to you and perhaps a support. You ought to be very proud of him." "Yes, sir." "What is his name?" "Annie." At this the whole ear roared. The minister joined in the merriment, but not in a hearty manner.

He asked no more questions, however. CHAMBERLAIN'S Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Box, Humphries 2. 1891. Bilious Colic.

Persons who are subject to bilious colic can almost invariably tell, by their feelings, when to expect an attack. If Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is taken as soon as these symptoms appear, they can ward off the disease. Such persons should always keep the Remedy at hand, ready for immediate use when needed. Two or three doses of it at the right time will save them much suffering. Chamberlain Co.

Des Moines, Iowa Gen We are having abb trade on Chamberlain's Colic. Cholera and I Marrhcea Remedy. Two iving near here, viz: Mr. of our best farmers Patterson and Mi rtin Nelson, were taken very sick with col i and diarrhoea. Each ttle of the Remedy, and Pkice Lake Wil bought a fifty cent it cured them, Simc son, Minn.

California Dur, ing the past ten years I have suffered instantly with cramps liich at times seemed in my stomach, o. I tried medicines impossible to endu of all kinds and had doctors prescribe for mo, but it scCtmed of no use. Mr. tlemen: Please send me 3 doz. Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, 25 cent size, and one dozen 50 cent size.

This medi cine has no equal. Send at once. Box. Virginia-Clifton Station, Sept, 2, 1891 Chamberlain Des Moines, Iowa Gen-tlemen. Please ship mo 3 ioz.

Chamberlain Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, 25 cent size. It is the best medicine for the purpose 1 have ever sold, W. Ford, "It is one of the best medicines I ever saw," is the language of J. H. Booth of Lisbon, regarding Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.

New York Some time ago I was laid up with cholera morbus, at a hotel In Decatur, Indiana. Was very bad, was treated by a physician there and grew worse. The hotel proprietor recommended Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. I took tho contents of a 25 cent bottle in regular doses as directed and within twenty-four hours was out hustling with the trade. I will wager tho price of a gross that it will knock the cholera morbus every time.

Deck, Traveling Salesman for the Gary Safe Buffalo, New York. Vermont "I consider it the best remedy for stomach and bowel troubles ever used," is the opinion of Mrs. C. C. Spillerof Brookville, of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.

Nebraska Frank Wolverton, a farmer and stock raiser at Elm Creek, Neb. says he has used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy himself and in his family for the past four years, and has never known it to fail in any case of diarrhoea or cholera morbus. It has invariably cured the most severe eases in a few hours, and usually much quicker. Florida Archer, Alachua Sept. 8, 1891.

Chamberlain Des Moines, Iowa Gentlemen: Please ship me ti dozen Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea 25 cent Size. It was some time before I Indian Ambition. Having taken two scalps, the next ambition of an Indian is to place a "strike," as they call it, to the credit of his record, says an Omaha paper. It is something that very few Indians do in these times. To do so is counted an act of especially great bravery.

The act consists of rushing along, horseback or on foot, into a camp of white enemies, killing a man, and then when he has fallen dead simply wounding him doesn't count to bend over him and strike his body, either with the hand or any weapon, stick, or even a feather. The idea is that it requires the utmost nerve to use a modern white man's term to rush in among a lot of persons, all supposed to be looking out for the safety of one another as well as then-own, and to stay there not only long enough to shoot or cut one of them, but, if necessary, to fight others, until the one dies, in order that he may bend over and give the heroic stroke. "An effort to earn this distinction has, a noted old Indian here tells me, cost the lives of more would-be chiefs than any other one thing. "When, hwwevcr, the deed is performed twice, the performer, so to speak, is entitled to a perch on the topmost pinnacle of rori-fneorl ftamei Two only Indian in this part of the country who has won such honors, and hence his name." C. R.

Fitzell, our drulrgist, persuaded me to try a bottle of Chamberlain's Golic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Kemedy. I used it and it effected a complete W. J. Tagoart, of the firm of Taggart Casey dealers iu Boots atd Shoes, Eureka, Cal. Oregon Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is a favorite in this community.

At times I have found it difficult to obtain enough to supply the demand There are many families in this vicinity that keep a full line of Chamberlain's medicines always in their homes Mits C- Stone, Grant's Pass, Oregon. West Virginia! have used one bottle of Chamberlain Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, 50 cent size, and with it cured seven cases of colic and diarrhoea. N. A. Ens-mingkk, Robison'sMiils, Wetzel W.

Va, Georgia We are well pleased with Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. It has cured every case of diarrhoea iu which it has been used. Davis Rogebs. Blackspear, Pierce Ga Alabama Chamberlain's Medicines have given entire satisfaction here. The Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is the best medicine I ever sold I can recommend them, li.

U0IU.N50N. Garland, Butler Ala. Louisiana I have tried Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and think it one of the grandest medicines ever offered to the trade. GrsixA. Pilottown.

S. W. Tass. La North Carolina--! have used several bot Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Is intended only for bowel complaints, and has met with perfect success in the treatment of those diseases.

Pain in the stomach, colic, cholera morbus, dysentery, diarrhoea, bloody flux and cholera infantum, are the diseases for which it is especially valuable, and, we may safely say, without an equal. No one needing such a medicine can use it without benefit. There is nothing, however, that we could say that would so thoroughly convince the reader of its great value as a personal trial, and what we do say is only with the hope that you will give it a fair test and satisfy yourself that our statements are true. It is put up in three sizes, which sell for 25 cents, 50 cents and $1.00, respectively, and can be obtained from the firm from whom you received this paper. Marrying a "Widow.

Robert J. Burdctte. IS'o, son, don't a widow. She Is too calculating, and loving by arithmetic is not romantic. Heal love should not have any more sense than a bottle of soda water suddenly tapped.

It should sizz and fuss just like there wasn't anything else on earth. Ah! the electric spark from the heart that has not been tampered with! The widow is all right, and she is pretty but don't marry her. The idea of a second-hand heart appears flat and insipid no foam. No, son, don't make a pawnbroker shop out of your trusting heart. If you do marry, teach your wife that you, who gained her heart under the pale glittering of the milky way, where the restless young meteor chases its love across the heavens I say, convince her that you were at the barber shop until 1 o'clock a.

m. There is no memory so pleasing as the knowledge that your wife knows you would not lie! But the widow is too fly. She will kiss her second edition at 7:45 o'clock p. m. It will be a duty kiss, not like the guMi of the geysers of the fiock-ies, but tired and lethargic.

She will not coil about yoa like the helpless and enticing ivy, while her golden tresses wander over your E. W. collar. will kiss you by geometrical measurement, and say at parting: "George, dear, it is just 7:45 o'clock. It will take you j.ist five minutes to get a drink, twenty minutes to get shaved, and live minutes for a shine.

Here is a dollardear. Bring back G5c and return at 8:15 o'clock, please, as we will have bridal calls to-night." Ko, boy, don't marry a commercial college. Get hold of a girl who thinks vhat you say is true, and it will take tier fifteen years to 11 nd out what a mistake she has made, It the Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy saves the lives of many children each year. It is the most ieliable known remedy for the summer d'arrheea to which children are subject. It has also cured hun- drcds of cases of cholera infantum.

Colic a nd Diarrhoea. I wish to say regarding Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrluea Remedy: It is the best preparation in use for colic and diarrhoea, aud the best selling medicine I have ever handled. It always gives satisfaction. C. L.

Jones, Orangeville, Tex. It Cured the Boy. My little boy was very bad off for two months with diarrhoea. We used various medicines, also called in two doctors, but nothing did him any good antil we used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, which gave prompt relief and cured him permanently. I consider it the best medicine made, and can conscientiously recommend it to all who need a reliable remedy for diarrhoea, colic, or cholera morbus.

J. Hake, Trenton, Texas, Sent One Hundred Miles to Get It "I can say in regard to Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment, it is like all other good things a God send. I feel like all the praise I can give this celebrated ointment will fall below what it deserves. It is the best I have ever tried. The druggist nearest to me was out of it and wanted me to take something else.

I told him, no; none for me but Chamberlain's. I obtained a box through a friefd and sent 100 miles to get it. Mns. R. L.

Hastie, New Haven, White Ills. Mrs. Hastie used the Ointment for itching piles. could get thin Remedy introduced here, but now they are anxioiu for it. Wm C.

Andrus. have been severely afflicted with chronic diarrhoea fot a long time and can get nothing that will hejp, me but Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diurr'10ea Kenedy." Mrs. Wm. Ross, Elsie, Mich. Indiana "It is the best medicine for the purposes for which it is intended that lever havo sold," is tho opinion of R.

D. Fornshell of Dill man, Wills Iud. Illinois Scott Burgett, Cashier of the Newman Bank, Newman, says Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy did more for his littie girl than all tho doctors in the place, and that, with only two doses of the Remedy, Iowa I have used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and can recommend it. J. H.

Pickett, Druggist, Oska-loosa, Iowa, ox-member of tho Iowa State Board of Commissioners of Pharmacy. Texas Please say that Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is the best medicine I have ever seen used and the finest seller. It always gives satisfaction. I recommend it from my own personal knowledge for cramps, colic, pain in tho stomach, diarrhoea and (lux. A.

Caddo Mills, Texas. George McCombs of Shiloh Postofflce, Denton county, Texas, wishes to say to the public that ho has used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in his family for both diarrhoea and cholera morbus, and can conscientiously recommend it to any one ueeding such a medicine. Chombarlain's Oollo, Cholera and Diarrhoea itsumay ts the best and most speedy cure for cramps in the stomach I have ever used. Albert Erwin, Editor Leonard Graphic, Leonard, Texas. Idaho Mr J.

R. Sheppard, manager of the Paris Co-operative Mercantile Institution, Paris, Idaho, says: "For colic produced by change of drinking water, Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is without an equal. It is quick and effectual and leaves no bad results." Missouri Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is our loader. We recommend it. Mever Brob.

Drug Co St. Louis. Send mo by express 3 dozen Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. If you want some testimonials from parties whom your medicine has benefited, I can send them Remedy is all tho go hero. Herman Rauich, Dutchtown, Mo.

Mississippi I havo been using Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for my son, who was in almost a helpless condition with flux. It gave him prompt relief, and I am sure saved his life, I take great pleasure in recommending it to all. Mus. M. L.

Johnson, Everett, Simpson county, Miss. A Sure Cure for Diarrhoea. I have used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Piarrhoea Remedy myself, for a verv severe attack of diarrhoea, and found it to bo the best pieparation I ever tried. It cured me, and 1 mean to keep a bottle of it in my house to use in my family. I have also seen it used by others, and it always cures.

Ed. Schmidt, Grocer, Lcngvicw, Gregg Cc. Texas. tles of Chamberlain 3 Colic, Cholera aim Diarrhoea Remedy, and And it to be an excellent medicine. I am sure it cured my baby.

MBS. T. J. Heuuino. 813 7tu street, Wilmington, N.

C. Washington, D. of the Interior, Bureau of Pensions, Washington, D. July 24, 1891. To Chamberlain Des Moines, Iowa-rGen tlemen: Your valuable Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy cured my father of chronic diarrhoea, and saved his life.

It is a wonderful medicine. I dislike to travel without it. Victor Dodge, 408 Florida Avenue, N. South Carolina Chamberlain Medicines give satisfaction in every case. Their Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is the best we havo ever tried R.

B. Kino. Adrian, Harry County, S. C. Kansas Having used Chamberiain's Colic, Cholera and Diairhaa Remedy 1 unhesitatingly say it is the best remedy of the kind in the world, and I cheerfully recommend it to suffering humanity, confident that after a trial they will become as enthusiastic in its praise as I am.

W. H. James, Chanute, Kansas. North Dakota The most wonderful medicine I have ever met with is Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. In cases of colic it gives speedy relief.

On hunting trips I have found it indispensible. Put in alkali water it mparts a pleasant taste and prevents the painful diarrhoea which alkali water produces. I could not feel safe witb out it in my house. J. F.

Smith, Fort Abe crombie, N. D. South Dakota I consider Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy the best medicine for the purposes it is intended that I ever tried. Since 1 have used it I would not be without it. I was always subject to cholera morbus and never found anything else that gives the relief that this remedy does.

I. never leave homo without taking it with me; and ou many occasions have ran with it to the relief of some suff-erer, and have never known It to fail. My children always call for "that good medicine," when they have pain in the stomach or bowels. C- D. Cove, Attorney, Parker, S.

D. Colorado For several years previous to my removal to Colorado, I handled Chamberlain's medicines at Nemaha City, and always found them to give good satisfaction, especially Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, which I consider one of the best preparations ever offered to the trade for bowel complaints. Thoso who used It once always recommend it to their friends very highly. J. J.

Bender, Druggist, Akron, Colo. Arkansas I tried Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for cramps and diarrhoea, and It worked like a charm. It is certainly very good. Rachel Grayson, Corning Clay County, Ark. Wisconsin We hare been told of a number of cases of dysentery, chronic diarrhoea, and bloody Dux, which havo been cured by Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.

Many 'Ives have undoubtedly been saved In this county by Its use within the past few weeks Every person who has used It, so far as wo can hear, recovered Darlington, Journal. Kentucky I can say for Chamberlain's Colic, Cholora and Diarrhoea Remedy; It Is excellent, and.gives great satisfaction to my trade B. JB AbIjett, Hendricks. K.T. One Thing G-eorge Didn't Know.

New York Tribune. They were walking on a hillside overlooking Lake Champlain. "George, dear," said she, "how charming it is to get away from the bcated city and its artificial life and spend a few weeks among these simple rustics. What arc those little green things growing on those trees? They look like gooseberries." "Those are apples, Mabel." "George, how absurd you are! Apples? Those little things! I'm going to ask this wee country girl, and see." "Nonsense, Mabel don't display your ignorance. Don't you think I know? Those an; appies, in their first stage, far from ripe yet, small and green.

Gooseberries don't grow on trees, anyway; they grow oa bushes." "Dear George, how clever you are to know all those things. Where did you learn it all? How heavily the trees are loaded! All but one. Look at that one. Look at that one, George. It has no apples at all on it.

What is the reason of that, dear?" "Well, really, Mabel, I know a good deal about things in general, but it's a tittle difficult to say just why that tree has no apples. I presume the farmer has picked them all." "But, George, how could the apples on one tree ripen so far ahead of the others?" "Perhaps he likes them green." "Then why not pick some off the ot her trees?" "What a little tease it is," said he. "Perhaps the wind shook them off perhaps caterpillars destroyed tho buds; perhaps a dozen things, dean Agriculture is a precarious pursuit. About as safe as poker, I should say." "Now. George dear, just let mc see if this little girl knows.

"Little girl, can you tell me why 1 liis ree has not a single apple on it, while the others are fau'ly loaded?" "Cnfh itth not an apple tree, ma'am." And it wasn't- An Epidemic of Flux. "Last summer during an epidemic of flux," says J. W. Dunn of Derby, Iowa, "a young man by the name of Frank Smith, came to my store and asked me if 1 had anything that would cure the flux, behaving been troubled with it for a week or ten days. He had been treated regularly from the beginning by a physician, but grew gradually worse until lie was hardly able to walk.

I gae him a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and told him to go home and go to bed and take it according to the directions! The next morning he came back and wanted to know why I had not given it to him before, as it had already cured him. There was five deaths from the disease in this little neighborhood, but none of them used this Remedy. During the epidemic I sold over one hundred bottles of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and 46 proved, effectual in every case." An Old Timer. Mr. H.

E. AHckers, of San Francisco, is one of the old time traveling men, having been on the road since before the east and west were joined by the great continental railway lines. The following incident was related by him to a fellow traveler as one of the most important in his career: "Last summer I was troubled with cramping pains in the stomach and bowels for about four weeks to such an extent that I was unable to attend to business. I tried three doctor's prescriptions without receiving any relief and had just about come to the conclusion that the time had come for me to 'pass in my when my attention was called to Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. After using the Remedy for four days, I was as sound and well as ever and have not had any return of the complaint since.

I believe it saved my life.