The Topeka State Urinal from Topeka, Kansas • 1

Sty? opka Statt Urinal A Sot-Jftsll of Sinus MAY 24, 1921. CONFIDENTIAL EDITION PRESS CLUB SPECIAL LOCKED UP ALL NIGHT I "TO HELL WITH FACTS" CARRUTH FOR HOSPITAL As a Director He Can't Very Well Help It. THE WEATHER. Fair or otherwise Sunday, with chance of humidity in case of rain. Colder in south portion if temperature falls.

Warmer if temperature rises. ft W. G. Plugston Caught in Y. W.

C. A. Swimming Pool. Cecil Whoose Explains Policy to Stu. dents.

Faithful Reporter Tells the World He Is a Regular Martyr. If You Want to Write, You Must Get Mad First, Says Correspondent. Advisory Hoard Seriously Considering the Possibilities of New Tubercular Hospital. Y. W.

G. A. NEEDS CASH MacLennan Says Write a Story, and Here It Is. Try to Think Up Some Benefits from Y. W.

C. A. Before Our Next Edition. Arthur J. Carruth, is boosting for a new tubercular hospital.

At meeting of "the board" this noon he led the movement in favor of taking immediate steps to get action started. Arthur J. Carruth, is a strong advocate of preparedness and believes that a new hospital is just what To-peka needs. From figures submitted by City Health Officer Earl G. Brown Arthur J.

Carruth, showed the possibilities of future need in caring for capital city consumptives. Arthur J. Carruth, is in favor of laying out a nine hole golf courst in connection with the proposed hospital. He says plenty of outdoor exercise is iust the remedy for coughs and coughers. W.

G. Plugston, correspondent of the Kansas City Boast, was locked up in the lavatory of the Y. W. C. A.

all last night. He was caught and imprisoned by the young women who ive at the building, as he was trying to hide himself behind a cake of soap on the bank of the swimming pool. He had been told that the swimming lessons were held in executive session, but prompted by the devotion to the readers of the Boast which characterized him thruout the last legislature, he refused to acknowledge the right of privacy. "The people have a right to know," he said when he was released this morning after a hard night. "There are a lot of things that could be seen around a swimming pool that ought to make interesting reading.

That is what the Boast tries to give 'em. I think I am a martyr, so I do." The Y. W. C. A.

is about ready to bit you for some more money. Old Man MacLennan says we have t( give 'em some space, and here it is. The Y. W. C.

A. is a wonderful in stitution. You may not realize it, bu it does you a lot of good. We shall run some interviews with people telling why. We can't think up any ar "To hell with the facts," Cecil Whoose, correspondent of the Kansas City, MISSOURI, Twinkler, told the Washburn College journalism students in an extended address this morning.

"Flint's text book may advise you to tell the truth, but that's hogwash. There may be some reason in what he says when it comes to murders and robberies and drunk stories, but a political correspondent can't be bound by any hard and fast rules like that "Our policy is to fight. Half the time we don't know what we're fighting about, but we keep on fighting, by golly, just the same. "I remember how often Colonel Nelson told me, 'Keep blood in your pvp, Cecil, and keep your temperature "The Colonel often advised us against the dangers of impartiality. 'You can see more vividly if you're he said.

'Make people see it the way you want 'em to see it. We don't want the facts. We want the story behind and beyond, above and below the facts. Anything but the "Don't be surprised at what I tell you, children. When you're as old as guments offhand this wav.

"People of Kansas are progressive Mm Tabor and the Merchants Asso. in the care of their consumptives and dation haye gaid it wag aU rf ht for at this critical time," says Arthur us to ask for this money. IN CITY POLITICS. IN KANSAS POLITICS. Carruth, "we should not fall behind, oor lungless citizens should be accorded every possible convenience.

I will furnish the new hospital with a sufficient number of Urinals to supply every patient. (By Filbert Sneed.) As the election comes nearer ano nearer, I am impressed with the thought that one might readily fore REVOLTING CRIME COMES OUT. cast the outcome if one could tel? what the majority of Topeka people I am you'll realize that all political correspondents get this way, but few of them stay honest enough to admit it." (By Schlitz.) The wise ones at the state house are expecting something to happen. They don't know what, but something must happen. Perhaps Governor Allen is going to have something to say "bout running thestate.

Henry may be governor, but I agree with Dave Mulvane that he ought not to have too many liberties. Henry won't always be governor, but Dave will always be Dave. There is a lot of buzzing in state house circles about a recent meeting between Clyde Reed and Dick Hopkins. Each of them Father Wrongs His Own Daughter Here in Topeka. A horrible case of incest has just come to light.

(If this were a regular edition oi the Journal we would tell you ah about it.) are going to do. A great deal depends on what Eva Lambert and several thousand others are going to do. There are so many elements to be considered especialyly the white vote and the colored vote. The size of the vote is a matter of some importance, particularly since the votes are what elect the candidates. VIEWS AND INTERVIEWS.

SHOOTING THAT OLD STUFF. said, "How do you do," and their friends are wondering if they have struck some kind of an agreement. FRIENDS OF IRELAND MEET. (By V. E.

Grundy.) (By Jazzum.) Emmet George made the long hole at the Shawnee links in three, and the ninth hole in two the other day. We do not mean three strokes and two strokes. We mean three lost balls and two broken clubs. SOCIAL EVIL SPREADS. Question.

What makes a wild cat wild? Answers. Oscar Swayze The printers' union. Earl Akers Debtors and creditors B. B. B.

Biby Mucca. Prof. Flint The girl students that sit on the front row and cross their legs. Cliff Stratton Who wouldn't get wild when K. U.

hogs all the appropriations Hill of Kansas Who wouldn't get wild when K. S. A. C. hogs all the appropriations One Topeka Man Said to Be A lot of ballyhoos had a meeting last night and talked disgustingly about irish freedom.

I'm no friend of Irish freedom, having been a paid emissary of British royalty during the war. I fought against the and I'm cursed if I'll write anything agreeable about the cohorts of Pat Coney, who didn't. So there you are, A. J. take it or leave it.

This is my story. There are a lot of editors playing golf, but damn few reporters. Milt Tabor, the renegade to capitalism, doesn't count. For Sale A pair of twin beds, one each being contributed by Bill Wolfe and Joe Nickell. A man in Topeka has the gonorrhea! (If this were a normal Journal we would go ahead and tell you the.