The Pink Rag from Topeka, Kansas • 4

i BRUTAL I have noticed says the caustic Sixth street philospher, that after all, the bride is not always so well groomed. C. S. POPE. Druggist For the best Ice Cream Sodas, Sherbets, and Fine Cigars Prescriptions Promptly Filled 422 Kansas Avenue U.

S. Cycle Co. Headquarters For Bicycle, Gas Appliance Baby Cab Tires 83 Kansas Ave. Phone lnd. 962 Taft, it will be explained, is not entering the campaign because he has to to influence votes but as a matter of working off his surplus fat.

At least this may be said in fa-1 for of Topeka: The smart ass who smashes your straw hat over your ears, claiming that you are wearing it out of season, hasnt been foaled here yet this year. Turkish Bath and Private Room all Night $1.00. passage and Chiropody The National Hotel Turkish Baths and Barber Shop All those who really believe that the railroads are fighting Stubbs and Bristow have my unanimous permission to assume an inverted position. The railroads are not in habit of being caught in the company of any forlorn hopes, if they know it and they usually do. Charlotte I would like to izrfve my fiance a eurpiise for his birthday.

Kit You might tell him your age! Chicago Journal. The Mysterious Mr. Raffles stunt has reached Topeka after a season in the big cities, the difference being that the Mysterious Mr. Fox exploited by the Capital, is here only two days instead of three weeks and gives only $10 for his capture instead of $300. Meals 15c Ind.

Phone 1573 SIXTH AVENUE HOTEL J. H. Burgpi, Prop. 109 E. 6th St.

Topeka, Kang. Short Orders in Connection HINKvSON MAKES- SIGNS Specialist in Up-to-the-Minute Outdoor Advertising 611 Jackson Ind. Tel. 126 CAFE TRAPP The popular little eating; piece has been polished up like new, new chef engaged and mil that was high-class retained. You will be pleased with the cooking and the service.

7i6 on the Avenue Mrs. Annie H. Trapp Maaager Both Phones 154 1 The Independent Cleaners Dyers Stewart (XL West 3L8ANING. DYEING. PRESSING.

REPAIRING I Adieu' Work a Specialty Hats Cleaned and Blocked Out-of-town Work promptly attended to. 1M MUSAS AVENUE TOfEKA, KANSAS lnd. Phone Bell Phone 1054 Square Deal Furniture Co. 127 Kansas Ave. Opposite P.

0. Goods of all kinds Bought Sold and Exchanged A Hutchinson man claims to have discovered that the burial of hogs that have died of disease under a fruit tree will not only make it bear better but will improve the flavor of the fruit. Possibly you will remember that a quarter of a century ago aj family died from eating fruit of a tree under which had been buried a hog that died of cholera. This story is told by Jake Freiderman on Dick Hodgins, now of Kansas City: One day soon after going there Hodgins was strolling about taking a Sunday morning view of things when he spied the Jewish synagogue. Never having visited one he stepped in and modestly took a back seat.

In a short time the rabbi, seeing him, approached saying, Wont you come and pray with us, stranger? No, replied Dick, I guess I will sit here. But, persisted the rabbi, when Jesus Christ was on earth He prayed with us. Yes, answered Hodgins, and what did ye do to Him? Advertise in The Rag. It didnt take long for the story about Leland whipping a merry-go-round man at Troy to get into the papers, you will notice. But how about the time Mr.

Leland was chased around the depot stove up there by a section foreman with a shovel? Did that get into the papers? One of the principal assests of a personal press agent is discrimination, Ind. Phone 1488. Bell Phone 1630. 501 KANSAS AVE. TOPEKA.

KANS. 2 Pure Drugs Soda Water, Fine Cigars and Perfumes Call on Taylor Riddle Jr. DRUGGIST Tenth and Kansas Avenue Copeka employment Office Furnishes Help for Hotels Cooks, Clerks, Waitresses, Kitchen Help. Farm Help and Laborers of All Kinds. Send us your order.

R. J. Kearney, Mgr. When You Want Your -LAUNDRY Ride Dont Grumble Smoke done as it should be, send it to us City Hand Laundry, 927 Kansas Phones 546 Reading-Standard The best Bicycl on Earth J. C.

Harding and Sole Agents GENERAL BICYCLE REPAIRING BOTH PHONE 823 KANSAS AVE. Klingamans Growler.