The Illustrated Weekly from Topeka, Kansas • 5

0 A LANDED GENTLEMAN. BOUDOIR REPARTEE. ROSALIE: How shalt I wear my hair, to night? GRACE (sweetly): On your head, I should say. ROSALIE (gently) I was thinking of wearing it down my back. INGRATITUDE.

Up WALKED to my some waist in dozen drifting miles or snow, so And got myself frost-bitten, To get a maid a Christmas tree. And then she hung on it, for me, What do you mitten. (u. ALAS In. A A mutt THE REASON.

do you love me, Grace? he "WHY asks, catching his breath in time to save his life. He is a manly fellow, with high ambitions in life, and he plays half back on the football team. 6 Because," she begins, shyly at first as one who comes in a Jack Pot in which he has no earthly show in the world, and then more courageously as one who discovers he has drawn a fourth king; "because, George, I have promised to marry you." Come, Ruby, and have adrink. I got a dime. I can't, Swipesy, I can't.

I don't dare to. swore off, have ye?" You see, I just come across a lot of dried barn door, and I et about three or four THE WEAKER SEX. Young Litewayte (as his partner takes a difficult backhander)-" WELL, PLAYED INDEED, MISS LIVINGSTON! CAPITAL STROKE!" Miss Livingston-' THAT'S RIGHT, MR, LITEWAYTE, IF YOU'LL KEEP ON APPLAUDING, AND LET MI ATTEND TO THE BALLy I THINK WE CAN WIN THE GAME." This is Our Home. Our latch string is on the outside. Come and see us.

We'll Welcome You Whether You Buy or Look. OUR STOCK OF Clothing, Hats TRAMP: SECOND TRAMP: 6 What! Ye ain't "No, dat ain't it. apples hangin' on a pounds of 'em." and Furnishings -IS ALL NEW. PRICES LOWEST, ASSORTMENT LARGEST, STYLES LATEST. We treat everybody alike and have but ONE PRICE TO ALL.

THE HUB CLOTHING CO. 606 608 KANSAS AVE, TOPEKA. Hughes Banjo and Guitar School. We also sell Lester and Stewart Banjos and fine Guitars, Instruction Books, Sheet Music and Supplies. Send 25c in stamps and receive by mail 3 fine Professional Banjo Strings.

GEO. H. HUGHES, 922 Harrison St. N. Topeka.

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FORBES, 111 SIXTH AVENUE WEST. Fire, Tornado and Accident Insurance, Represents the following Old and Reliable Companies: Royal, of Liverpool, England. Ins. Co. of North America, Phila.

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Philadelphia Underwriters. Phoenix, of Hartford. Also loans money on Real Estate and does a General Real Estate and Rental business. See him for special bargains in farm and city property,.