Concordia Press from Concordia, Kansas • 3

After "The horse is stolen' the barn doors are invairably lucked DUYING GLASSES FROM INEXPERIENCE PERSONS IS The Warden of the Leavenworth Penitentiary is having a new guard tower built. Miss May Mcllenry is again sale Geo. Culrer Jr. met with a paiurul accident Saturday Afternoon, one of the little boy with whom he was jJaying let an axe fall hitting him on top of the head cutting quite a gash. The wound though painful is not serious, and the little fellow is getting along nicely.

New side walks are being made in frout of the Bitournay and Lasnier block. 1). J. Sexsmith went to Kansas City this morning ou business con- EXPENSIVE I have had almost 12 years exjerencc is fitting glasses, and if experence mounts to anything, I have alxmt 11 years the lest of any erson fitting kind iu this county. When you find a fellow spleeuy ami dti not take him seriously.

He is more of an enemy to himself titan to anyone else. Tlie biggest thing we know of is our victory in the Third commissioners district, and the smallest thing is the local coal oil iiisjtectorVsalary. Slander when first heard from is is usually after a yon see it is impossible to invite every sly. The lale John L. Reynolds is one of the fellows, who made a run while aeoi.vietand was not in danger of the flying bullet.

But Jif he had made the race for senator while not a convict he might have been a subject of that sort of excitement the escaped convict experienced. Pugilist Jefferies, is a pretty good knot'ker himself. He sent Ruldin out of the ring at the 5th round. It struck us O. K.

He was the Press' gladiaior from the start. M. V. I. Shea for says that he is not an asjMirant for the legislature, but there is a senator to elect and Bill Short can't fill all the places.

Of course Mart has too much political pride to see the office go begging. The hit-chins post problem has been solved. Some of our merchants are putting rings in the side walk for hitching purjwses. The horses will not have so far to splash mud to reach the pedestrians. connected with the real estate office.

Mrs. Lin White of Beloit is visiting relatives in the city. iss Maude Wells of I towns is visiting her sister Mrs. Owens. Clyde and Concordia will play foot hall here Thanksgiving.

Congress meets the first Monday in Iecember, Bert Bray has purehsed the Car-mter projerty on east seventh glasses in cloud county, Vou can not afford to experiment. Examination free. DR. H. G.

PALMER, Optical Parlors. PHONE 386 Over Postoffiee, Concordia, Kan. The publishers of The World are F. W. Kellog and L.

V. Ashbaugh, both are Journalists of national reputation. Both are young men and both have made jouirnalisui their life study. lioth started as newsbovs both did their first newspaper work in country nespajer of fices. Bot have act ype and both know a newspaper from the ground up.

E. W. Farmer, of Jamestown, was in be city last Wednesday. J. 11.

McConnell, of Jamestown, was in the city Wednesday attending to some business. According to Dun's review the cost of living in this country has now reached the highest attiined during the decade. November 1, last the average cost was 97.73. This is an increase of 7 per cent as compared with the same date last year. Superiutenant Simms of the Central Branch says daily freights were resumed on the branches west of Downs because the tri-weekly service was not satisfactory to the company.

It will be rememberd thai all the towns along the lines effected set up a terrific roar because of the change to every other day trains, perhaps the return to daily service was because the company did not like the new plan; but lie railroad could have made a hit with the dear people by what caused the order to revoked. 1'eople like to believe that gets them something, and in such cases as this it would not have hurt the railroad company to let 1 hem snuggle credit to themselves. Capitol, Mayor Messall of Concordia an-nouncesthat he will send if necessary, to close the joints in his tow n. It will take allof that perhaps more, to do the job in Concordia. street.

Consideration Mrs. L. Mason was very sick last Week. Jas. Mai lory the popular auctioneer of Jamestown was in the city-last Friday.

Mrs. Lydia Charles visited iuCou-(Htrdia Thursday. MissColson came up from Concordia Monday evening 011 the 1'iiiou pacific and left on the Rock Island for iW-s Moiites, Iowa, where she will attend school. Belle-vill Telescope. In the vocabulary of love, there is no such word as forget.

Ed. Hoch An Eldorado girl was shocked because she saw a sewing machine running up stairs with out a stitch on. Ex, There is a Concordia woman who will not go through a potatoe patch because the potatoes have eyes. A western lecturer has selected for his subject "A Bad This subject often strikes a lectirrer unfavorably. Ex.

The merchants at Jamesthwn now close their places of business at 8 o' clock. Mr. D. Troujie returned to his home in KansasCity last Friday after a weeks visit with relativer here and at Aurora. Mr, and Mrs.

John Kelly of Jamestown, visited friends in the city last week. Miss Mabel Harrison visited her sister Miss Gertie at Jamestown the first of last week. Fred Moe visited his home folks at Jamestown last week. T. E.

Griffelh adjuster for the Continental Insurance Company, was in the city last Thursday and Friday. Mr. and Mrs. C. M.

Niquette of Osborne, visited friends in the city last week. Judge Alexander and his stenographer are attending court at Washington this week. Wm. Taylor visited relatives in the city last week. Our Knocker.

The joints will be closed today. D. J. Sexsmith Collections, Insurance, Real Estate, Abstracts. Office over Kelly store.

Conxriia, Kansas A farmer living in Saline County has not been at Salina tha county seat for 15 years, President Roosevelt has purchaseb a driving team. Newton was vUitcd by a $1( 0, Mt. fire last Saturday morning. E. P.

Hannah one of the leading lawyers in the Schley case from Salina. President Roosevelt's message to Congress will contain 1600 words, (ieo. Dubyof Glaseo was in the Removed. Kennet and Peck, Lawyers, to room over Cloud County Bank. city one day Isst week.

lady at the Fatuous Store. Colonel Russel B. Harrison non of the late lit' jam in Harnsou has recently been admitted to the State and I'nited States bar in Indiana At Coffey ville last week an aged negro woman bought a lot forf 125 rash and made the payment in 50 cent pieces that she had earned doing washings and had been years in saving the money. She had 256 pieces. Three of I'nele Sam's soldiers are in the county jail at Junction City charged with stealingf2(i from a farmer.

Salina is all puffed up over their Art Circle recently organized there. It is the first of its kind in Central Kansas. Dr. Quayle in his lecture before the Anthenaeum Art Department at Kansas City last week man dismissed from a hard day's task goes home. Why? Because his feet take him there.

His head doesn't do any thing about it. I want to commend! hat kind of a foot to. For there are some men's feet that don't have sense enough to go home and some women's feet that, havn't sense enough to stay Mark Twrin perscribes lying on the right side as a cure for dyspepsia rnd heart trouble. Brigadier General Henry O. Merri-8in has been placed on the retired list on account of age.

His command the Department of Colorado will be assumed temporarily by Brigadier General J. Bates, commanding the Department of the Missouri. It is said the first thing Sheriff Cook did after being released by (lie fugitive convicts was to send a check to the ransom fund of Miss Stone. Denmark is covered with five feet of snow. Miss Hardesty of Clyde visited relatives here Sunday.

At a sale of cattle at Harris, Mo. last week a two-year-old cow sold for $1,110. From the Jamestown Opthtnist Miss Pearl Tcbow has gone to Concordia to accept a position in a millinery .11. Gretliem' the Beloit marble man, has been down at A.J. Zimmerman's in Buffalo township put up a fine monument for Mr.

andMrs. C. Davies came up from Concordia Saturday evening and spent Sunday the guests of Mr. and Mrs. F.

K. Lane. Quite a pleasant time was had Tuesday evening when a number of young lady and gentlemen friends of Misses Ada Pennock and Gertrude Harrison stepped in upon them unawares. It was in the nature of a suprise on the young ladies. Gaines were played, The Belleville Telescope is now Republican Ticket.

For ttmimUxionrr 81 lM Ml'RT DAILY FARM LOANS. Honey to loan at 5 per cent and small com missions. Wai.tku Office over Cloud Co. Hunk. running an all home print.

The Telescope is one of the best country If your farm is for sale we can furnish you a purchaser. Our method of doing business brings all prospective purchasers to our office. Remember this fact, that in listing property with us you put it where it will be sold, if there is any sale for it, and where an effort will he made to sell CAPiraL. weeklies in the state. Mark, A.

Hannah has I men invited In 1900 the Nebraska fusion circus had 55 rings. In 1901 it had been rcdu. to make an address at the annual ce to a two-ring show by the disappear- banquet of the Kausas Day Club on it. We know those who want land and know what they want we don't January 29 011 the subject of "Me- anceof the so-calledsilver republicans will it get down to an old fashioned W. H.

L. PEPPERELL Kinley and The oldest woman office holder in know all who wish to sell. This is for them. Call on us for terms and one-ring performance next year and Collections, Loans, if so, which ring will be retained? part iculars. exsmit frGo.

1 AVWUi LdiaiW That is the perplexing question that 39 America is Mary Anne Paschall post mistress of Trenton, Indiana. She is 94 years old and was appointed by Insurance. is puzzling several fusion leaders in Nebraska. Bee. Oflic over J.

WilHon's grocery dtore. Concordia, Kansas, Lincoln and lias since retained her office. Mrs. Owen came up from Con-! -1 1 ,1 i Vacant Lots. KOR SALE BY SKXSMITH 0.

Lots 4, 5 and 6, block 185. $150 5 22 ft lots on Lincoln. 250 SUft lots block 184. 125 Ut 8, 1, 5 and 6, block 96. 250 COruia lasi rnuay evening uu tiiicu The boot leggers are lined up for her parents, Mr.

and Mrs. F. M. Wells until the 8:15 train. Downs Times.

For Sale. We have first mortgage 6 tier cent Sinking Fund Gold Bonds in business, and by the ten days notification of the mayor no one need suffer for the lack of proper stuff to slack the thirst. There will be no great shock felt among our tipplers. "The world is get ting better." This may be true but it is a noticahle fact that the great powers of the world denominations of $100 and $500 each. Dated Sept.

16, l'JOl due Sept. Kith, 1910. These bonds are very highly recommended, and any one desiring a good investment should investigate the matter. Call or or write Sex- continue to increase their armies smith Concordia, Kas. How close did you come to the lucky number in the Gonventon Hall guessing contest The application for a parole for Emmet Dal ton has been with drawn.

Dr. Coffev was called to Scandia Sunday and again today to see a couple of typhoid patients. songs sung and a good time had gen-i Mr.andMrs.Squires ofBeloit, was in the city last Saturday and Sunday visiting relatives. Frank Lane of Jamestown, was in he city the first of the week. H.

B. Dickerhoof finding Norway too dull for his metropolitan taste, went, to Concordia Tuesday. If he finds that place to his liking he will eraly. light refreshments were served Those fortunant enough be present were: Misses Ethel and Alma Gould, Nellie Wilcox, Maggie MelSride.Edna Anderson, May and Dot Carter. Messrs Paul and Robert Cutshaw, Rastus Pow ell Roy Wilcox, Roy Layton and Elmer Hanson.

fffa Ofc B. Thomas, of Concordia, is in the town today on business. Mr. and Mrs. Bracken have returnenfrom a visit to Concordia L.

B. Quigley, of Concordia, was transacting: business in Beloil todav. Mr. Quigley is one of tne leading republicans of Cloud Mrs. B.

Rose arrived last night from Concordia to visit her son C. E. Rose, and wife. She was accom-mpanied by her sister, Mrs. L.

N. Conway, of Iowa. From the Beloit Call. remain all winter, if not he will spend the winter in Kansas City. Norway items in Scandia Journal.

Mr. and Mrs. Al Goodman will GEO. L. GREGG, The Leading Auctioneer of Northern Kans.

Dates made at this office. Terms Reasonable. Santa Fe Excursions. To Kansas City Oct, 19-20 round trip. Oklahoma, Indian Territory and Texas Oct, 13, Nov.

5-19, Dec. -17 one fare plus round trip. San Antonio, Texas, Oct. 1(1-17, $25.45 round High School Notes The Philos gave their program me Friday, it was exceptionally good and was a credit to the society. The paper by Lake, and the specialities bv.

Fell and Lamb were the best given this year. Miss Brownelle of the Business College attended our programme Miss Anthony was absent from school Thursday. On account of the rehearsals the Club Swinging Class lias not met this week. The l'hysics class are learning to play tunes on glasses partially filled with water, and to talk over the lover's telephone. John Davies has won the reputation of being the High School philosopher.

Wonder why Frank Anberson wants to read the latin book through so quick, li the story getting interesting? A friend of Miss Boyers visited our sanctum Friday. Miss Etta Oartney rendered a vocal selection last Friday, as substitute for Miss May Fullerton. Miss Para-dis played her accompaniment. Much thanks are due the l'hilo chorus for' it's part in the 'programme. The Foot Hall Boys are contemplating giving an entertainment to recover their finaciale quilibrium.

We notice dish Borroughs lias taken an unaccountadle interest in the rhilo programmes. We wonder what the attraction is. Born: to Mr. and Mrs. Housam, Friday, Nov.

15 daughter. GLOBE SIGHTS. Winter is a great joke on the fles. It is easy to quit a habit you never learned. We always hate to receive one of those try-hard-to-be-funny kind of letters.

Sin mav find a man out, but it usually finds his family at home. When a man marries, he is greatly eirbarrassed the first year in attempting to call his wife's mother, After that, he gels rid of all embarassment by calling her When men say a woman is no good they mean she won't pay her debts, but that isn't always what women mean when they say a man is ''no The girls are wearing so many glad things in their hair, and such high pompadours, that the only pleasure for a man at the thetre is to sit behind a little thin old girl whe doesn't pretend to be fashionable. There is one thing we never expect to see a rat as big as women see and describe. When two men go to a big city together, they on each other on their return. The real old fashioned woman takes a folded handkerchief to church with her, and brings it home still unfolded.

When you hate any one very much you see him every day, and there are fifteen days in each week. When a rich man takes a walk for exercise, a poor man can't keep his nose from going up. Among the women, the idea of a thorough bred is one who wears silk stockings for every day. You probably would recieve the shock of your life if you knew how much the neigebors know. ffc If1 The home of young Jessee in Kansas City, was robbed last week.

Will Hanson, of Jamestown, was in the city on business Thursday. Mr. Low, the republican candidate for Commissioner of Dickinson county, is a cousin of Seth Low. An educated pig which had traveled 27,000 miles with circuses, was sold at the Ksnsas City stock yards last week. Mr.

R. Spicher returned Monday from Oklahoma where he has been visiting he past month. leave Thursday for Clay Center For Rent: One half of the cottage just west of Lamays Harness shop. N. B.

Buowx. J. Cory of Republic County has purchased Milt. Scott's house on seventh street. Oil Inspection From the Beloit Call.

A Call reporter was called in at the Missouri Pacific depot to witness an inspecl'or! of coal oil. Mr. Marshall of Concordia, who was making the test, explained that! lie testing instrument was a receptacle containing oil standing in another filled with water. A small alcoholic lamp is used to heat the water, which in turn heats the oil. A Uterometer extending out of the oil registers the heat in degrees.

From the oil also extends a small wick which, when lighted burns until "test" is reached when it goes out. when the Call man came in the thermometer reg'isterd somewhere between and 120, the flame burning steadily for some time, probaly 5 minutes. He was then asked to make a sfatementsin the Call to that effect and also told that this oil had been inspected and condemed as being only 104 test, required test: being 110. The Call man suggested that he did not know-where the oil came from that was being tested and declined to make uny annoiincement without proof. At risk of life and limb he climbed up on the tank car.saw a sample taken herefrom saw the same gradually heated to 100, when the wick waslighted; the thermometer gradually rose; two degrees to the minute, the wick burned until 122 degrees was reached, hen it went out with a puff and could be made to burn no longer.

What, we don't know-about oil inspection would make a long statement; this is a short statement of facts. 6 Ragtime Up Against It. A call has been sent out from the ChicajjoFederatioi'i of fnusicians, asking the I'nited States to make a fight on music of the rag time variety. The union declares that ragtime composition is immoral, obscene, degrading and unworthy of production. Horace Powell of Jamestown wass in the city Saturday.

and navies. It is nn easy matter to round-up great bunches of cattle on the green, but it takes the good old green goods to round-up the human heard. A woman is like a bant um chicken i. nevergives up.Gentle folks, this is why you hear so much about the hen pecked luisband. Some men havn't horse sense.

This is the case with some of the run-away Federal convicts last week. The hist kidnapping on record is the hold-up of Sheriff Cook by the two escaped convicts. From the drubbing the sheriff got in the State Journal one would think his goose was fixed to a dark brown. It is a very nice thing to lie a leader among men, but such a position does not always guarantee a full dinner pail. There was a low browd cuss stepped into the ollice the other day and remarked that the K'nakespeare drama would not bo played here this winter as reported and that Romeo was in jail.

About a dozen fellows enquired "what why, for what et of course. Well, that fellow went down st airs about 5 steps at a jump. The fellows who are waiting for the quail law to run out, will probably discover that the other fellow has been there, when making the rounds after December 1st The last thing reported on the old maid's club at Beloit since Palmer Felt rounded up the bunch and inserted a matrimonial advertisement in the Times, is a card displayed as follows: "Man wanted, white man prefered." It is said that if fools would keep their mout lies shut it would not be known that they were fools. Such a thing is impossible it takes a smart man to do that. It is a great deal better to let your boy go fishing than to give him a where they will make their home.

Mr. Goodman has a position in a can dy kitchen nt that place. DYSPEPSIA "For six years I was victim of dyspepsia in its worst, form. I could eat nothing But milk toast, and at times my stomach would not retain and digest even that. Last March 1 began taking CASCAKETS and since then I have steadily improved, until 1 am as well a I ever was in my life." Pavid H.

Muhi'HT, Newark, O. Found; by C. A. Bache a lodge charm. Col.

Ed, Little's 9 months old son has been made on honorary member of the Crawford County Association of the Army of the Philipbines. Miss Hazel Birch, a former Bethany girl, is winning recognition in Concordia ns an actress. Lindsborg News. The foot ball game played here last Saturday between Jamestown and Concordia ended with a scow of. 5 to 0 in favor of Concordia.

The federal prison at Leavenworth contains 816 prisoners; ninety-three of these are military prisoners. There are 722 civil prisoners, white, 113 Indian, Kit) negroes, 4 Mexican and I Chinamen. Lillie Mellan visited at Norway a couple of days last week. Win. and Ivan Hanson and Terry HoUingsworth spent Sunday in Minersville CANDY I A CATHARTIC T0! HUH NMIHD Pleasant.

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Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, 36c, SUo. CURE CONSTIPATION. irrllnt llraud; opj, Ikltiro, Mmtiwal, Man York. Jll ri good sound threshing to make Mft.Tfl.lt If! 8ld an(l eiuranteed by all dru-IIU I U'QAW glitf to 11 KK Tobacco Habit.

Mr. Cardiff of Jamestown was a business visitor in the city last h. 11 go to Sunday school, the boy thinks so at least. "The evil that men do live after them." We know of a case of that.