The Cambridge News from Cambridge, Kansas • 3

The Camteictee News. 6ld newspapers for sale cheap at thl nigh Waters. The loss by the high waters of last Married. Mr. Si M.

DeBolt and Miss Fannio NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land office at Wichita, May 14, '85. Notteo is heriibv uivm t.lmt. ilin follnwlim- CHIN MUSIC. "Oh, that poor 'Ittle chicken Now invoice of groceries just received ofilce.

tf Wo have plenty of money to loan on good real estate security, at as low a ate or interest as can be obtained else where. SriKUMAN Si Hicks, Cambridge, Kans, A New Homo sowing machine to trade. Call on Sherman Hicks. tf D. CTA-CEZSOIsr, "REAL Estate A 61, North High Street, Columbus, Ohioi Farms for sale and exchange in all parts of the country.

Also, residences, hotels, mills, coim. try stores, stocks of merchandise, western and southern laud, etc. If you want to buy, sell or exchange any kiud of realty or merchandise, do not fail to call upon or write us for list of bargains. A GREAT STORY. Bv Mr.

James Payn, is now being published li our family weekly paper. Also each week wo give a sermon by REV. T. DE WITT feature alone worth the price we charge foi the whole year. In addition to the continue1! stories, weekly sermons by Brooklyn's most noted Divine, and general literary miscellany, every issue contains the following Illustra; ted sketches of prominent men, letters from al! parts of the world, news of the week, happenj ings of interest in Missouri and Kansas, full and reliable market reports, political goings-on, Washington news, and special departments, carefully edited for farmers, little folks, the family circle and business men generally.

The present publishers have conducted The Timet tor 15 vears and have learned bv experience that genuine merit wins more friends than any-, tiling else, we are encouragcu uy our iareiji increased list of subscribers, now numbering over 03,000, to continue tho reduced price of $1.00 a year, and will therefore receive subscriptions at this low price. Every Democrat, every Westeru Man, every Farmer, every housekeeper and every intelligent newspapei reader in this section will find something every week in The Times worth our price of year. Specimen copies free. Remit by postal note, money order or registered let te.t, to TtIV Subscribe for the Weekly Globe- DEMOCRAT 1885. PAGE S.

COIN-IE! IDOIDLjIR PEE YEAIi. The Largest, Best and Cheapest Week ly Newspaper in the World. Daily, per year, Semi-Weekly, per year 12 01 3 ob 5 0C 2 OC Tri-Weekly Sunday Edition Postmasters and News Dealers will receive your subscription, or address, Globe Printing 1 1 Send for sample copy. St. Louis, Mo, DO YOU KNOW THAT LORlLLARD'S CLIMAX PLUG TOBACCO with Red Tin Tag; Rose Leaf Fine Cut Chew-j (no-- Niivv irmme-s.

ana DiacK, urawu uui-i Yellow Snuffs are the best and cheapest, qual ity considered. v2n49yl tfaAiioOj Anvil, Vice, Cut on Tool, iju hraf. for farm gt. week in Cowley, E1k, Chautauqua and Montgomery counties, is very groat. Cowley and Montgomery counties did not sufler as much as the other two.

The destruction of stock, crops and other property in Chautauqua county is estimated at $500,000. The streams were higher than eyer before known. Many bridges along the Southern Kan- as railroad were washed out, besides other great damage to the road, and it will to several days yet before the bridges are all fixed. Concerning the loss of life in Elk and Chautauqua counties, the infield Tribune says Mr. Albright know of the death of eleven persons and the probable injury of many.

The entire family of Mr. Witt was drowned, 'us old Mr. Green and four men who were camping in a corn crib on Big Caney. It is thought that probably 2ii to 40 lives are lost on Little Caney. Many who escaped with their lives will bo completely bankrupt and ruined." The damage in Cowley is considerable.

C. A. lives juat south of Torrance, lost 120 head of hogs, and John Maurer was driven from home and much of his pioperty destroyed. It is impossible for the News to mention all who suffered even con siderable loss, but Cowley has reason to be thankful that she escaped as well as she did. Every incorporated town should, have on hand some public work, such as breaking stone, sawing wood, or work ing the highway, as the weather would permit.

Then when a tramp strikes the town, he should not be given a bite to eat until he earns it by the sweat of his brow. Introduce him to the stone pile, vvood pile or highway. It's a square No man should be turned away hungry who -will work for a meai, but if they, refuse to do so, they undoubtedly should be chained up to a post, decently flogged and then run put of town. We don't believe in refusing the hungry bread, if they are willing to toil and earn it and if unfortunate cir cumstances have deprived them of the means of earning a living, let each town through which pass give them temporary employment until they reach steady work. This kind of charity no doubt would have a tendency to check the tramp business.

Who hath dried codfish Who hath boxes of sardines Who hath boxes of cigars Who hath remnants: of calico that are faded and are out of style He that hoardeth his scanty supply of filthy lucre and will not as much as advertise in a newspaper. Behold that man and pass him by, for he hath become an ob ject of little notice. He hath- become as a broken iish-horn after the cam paign. His ways are dark, like unto the countenance of defeated. of that and go not into his dusty place.

He i3 all undone and the last days of that man will be like unto the first, only, much more so. lie is joined to his idol, leave him alone. Exchange- Last Tuesday while a number of girls were in the kitchen at the hotel, one of them broke an egg, tho inwardness of which bobbed up serenely in the shape of a chicken in a slop-bucket. The ten der hearted maid sighed heavily and re marked "Oli the poor 'ittle chick en The boarders then imagined they were eating "spring The boarding house is a delightful place. Its inmates, are jolly, good-natured folks, And no one belonging to the human race cyade those innocent.

jokes, A' preacher turns loose in an ex change and propounols.this conundrum to the ungodly "Suppose your'settle ment; your final account-squaring. should take place to-morrow what would you merit bat a kettle cf sulphur and a 'red-hot pitchfork, shovel and coal-scuttle Go to work, late tho it be, in tho hoi-vest fields of God, or, in the great hereafter, it is to be feared many of you will come kickins; and banging at the back doors of heaven." The young man who knows how to lay off com and cotton rows, and reg ulate tho (lislauca of tho came so as to get the best crops, is worth a cow-pen full of nice, kid-gloved, fancy over-coated follows who may know how to load at a fashionable waltz. Setting a plow just right, and adjusting gears so that Bhouldera and backs of horses will never- hurt, are worth a thousand fold more to the country than knowing how to pose in a parlor. There are a few of our customers wt.o are generally considered good as gold, that are owing us small amounts which we need and must have order to meet our obligations." Please do not wait for ua to call your attention to it but come in and pay it. You perhaps think the amount too small to think of, but our purse is very near enlpty, and we must protect our credit.

5 Ydur3 respectfully; J. B. Harden Soft. A man may be loaded to the eyebrows witlMuin-niuoic, as helpless as a child when he tries to ge the last word with a spunky woman Hiraelic were united In marriage ut the bride's home'in this city last Thursday at 5 p. Rev.

Cal. Dwyer olllciating. Only a few invited guests were present, to-wit Mrs. W. L.

Koons, Mrs. E. J. Sherlock, Mrs. Cal.

Dwyer, Miss Laura Johnson, Messrs. Joseph Comli3 and A. V. Wilkinson. Tho groom was dressed in black, while tho bride wore a handsome seal brown silk, trimmed in ori ental lace her only ornaments being diamonds.

Mr. DeBolt is well known to our peo ple as our efficient station agent, coming hero about one year ago. He is a young man of much promise hi steady and industrious and ono of the best tol- raph operators along the line. The bride is one of our fairest and most accomplished young ladies, with friends innumerable. Tho happy couple left on the li GO train or Cincinnati, Ohio, to spend tho honeymoon (i or 5 weeks), when they will return to Cambridge to reside.

May they ever live happily together without once regretting the important step they taken, is the sincere wish cf tho News. A Bashful Beau; "Your beau seems very bashful," said a Dayton avenue mahima to her daughter. 'Bashful echoed the daughter, "bashf ui's no name for it." "Why don't you encourage him a lit tle more Some men have to be taught how to 3o their courting. lie's a good catch." "Encourage him tho daughter, he cannot take the broadest hint. Why, only last night, when I sat all alone on the sofa, and he perched up in a chair as far away as he could get, I asked him if he didn't think it strange that a man's arm and a woman's waist seemed always to be be the same length, and what do you think he did "Why, just what any sensible man would have, done tried "He asked me if, I could find a piece of string so we could measure and see if it so.

Ain't he horrid St. Paul Herald. Baud of elected; new officers Sunday, to-wit Minnie Leedy super intendent, Ola Harden assistant super intendent, Mrs. King secretary, Emma Freeborn treasuer. Ten new members were admitted.

John Johnson this week traded his property in Moline for Geo. Watts' prop erty in this city, and has moved back to Cambridge. Mr. Watts will move to Moline and run a billiard hall, with Joe McCoy a3 chief clerk. Tom smitliy who moved rrom near this place to Elk county lately, lost his wife Wednesday night of week.

The bereav'd husband and children have the sympathy of this neighborhood. Mrs; Ford and MissTodd wish to state to the ladies that" they have on hands a nice selection or the styles ot millinery, which they are selling at Ioav prices. Call and them. tf Wo are authorized to announce that Elder Joseph Leedy, of Andrews, In diana, will preach, in -the' school house at 8 this (Sat.) evening, and Sunday at 11 a. 8 m.

The-'; White" one-eyed cat of the town is dead; died with his boots on as it were, for he was fed With a load of shot seasoned', with powder. ElderJoseph Leedy, brother, 'of our Jonas, of Andrews, is hereon a few days' If farmers are. contemplating getting a loan' upon farm property, they, will do well to call upon Jarvis, Conkfih Co, at Winfield, Kas. This firm guarantees the cheapest rates- in Kansas, and gives privileges that no other agents can give Call and see them. OYouns thoroughbred Short Horn bulls for sale by W.

II. Palmer. lM'ORTANT. Wliia vou visit or leav-? New YoW; City, save Bagjtage, Express and Carnage Hire and stop Grand Union Hotel, opposite (iraud Central Dqiot Elegant rooms lithd up at a cost oi onemdlioti dollars, reduced to one uoi larandiir.wardsrcrdav.' European plan. 1.

pvatM-. Hcs'tiinrant, siiimlied wilh the best. Horse cars, stmres and elevr tod railroad to all depots. Families cun live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other iirst-claus hotel in the city. 1 5)1 For Domestic Sewing Machines CALL ON SHERMAN HICKS.

$5 to $15 per day made selling HASKELL BROTHER'S Indexed Map of the United States and A LIGHTNING QUICK FINDER. Price, Liberal terms to agents. Send price list and catalogue. College students willed well to take; an agency. 'We lfftve many are pay-, ing their: tuttipri-by-celling 'tte -above maps.

Address, Daltoh South Water Chicago. 35yl named settler has illed notice of his Intention to make final proof In support of his claim ami tnat saiu prooi win no made beioro sner- uiauor 11 Jf Hicks, notaries public attain-bridge, Kansas, on iluly 3, ISsS, via uiittin euivcty, tor lot see is, twp au east, He names the followlntr wituesses to nrove hU continuous resldeuco upon uud cultivation of said land, vlis John Brock, Hodson. UslmrnandT Martin, till of Box, Cowley county, Kaunas. US-4-S H. L.

WAI.KKU, KeglSUT, NOTICE FOIt PUBLICATION. Land Office at Wichita, Kansas. Muy 14. '85. Notice Is hereby given that the following named settler lias tiled notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim and that said proof will bo made before Kherniiin or 11 Hicks, notaries public at Cambridge, ou June 37, 18.S5.

viz: Alonzo Laird, tor the cm nwa and wj noJi see two 'ii south range Beast. He names tho following witnesses to Drove his continuous resideuce upon and of said land, viz 1 lioinas tSuare. Win Reed. Davis and Wallace, all of Grenola, Elk county, Kansas. 0-l L.

WALKER, IttgiStOr, NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Office at Wichita, Kah, Mar. 30, 'S3. Motiee is ne.reiiv (riven that the followlmr named settlor has tiled notice of his intention to make iliuil pre of in support his claim and that said proof will be made before Moony, Clerk District Court at El Dorado, Kansas, on is, isso. viz: Levi Arnold. nouocK.

Butler county, Kuusas, for the lots 14 and 15 see iv twp s-j e. lie names the foiiowinir witnesses to prove his continuous residence unon and cultivation of said land, viz David Carbin, of Glen Grouse, Cowley county, Kansas, Sanders, John Sutton and John Marian, of Bo- county, Kansas. 33-iis ri. ancer, ncgictcr, NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Land office at Wichita. April 11, '88.

Notice i6 hereby given that tho following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof In support of his claim, and tnat-- said prooi wm oe made betore Ed. fate, Clerk ot District Court at Winfield, Kausas, on Sat. May 23, 1SS5, lr ranKS. Cogswell, oiuien Grouse. Kansas.

for the r)4 sc sec 1 twp 30 of 7 e. and lot so sec 0 twp au 0 e. ne names tno louowmsr witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cul tivation 01 said land, viz: James Lane. Da vid Sliger, Isaac 'fussing and Campbell, nil of Boy CMv. f-mvlpvpnimtv.

Kansas. 11. walker, register, NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at Wichita. Kansas.

April 4. 'Si notice is nereoy given tnat tne loiiowinir named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof In support of his claim and that said proof will be made before Clerk of District Court at Winfield, Kansas, on June in, ioso viz 1 James Lane, of Glen Grouse, Cowlev county Kansas, for the lots 1, 3 and nescc 1 two 30 of 7 east. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said lanu, viz David Slisrar, David Ferry, 0 Hodson and Joel Wiggins, all of Glen Grouse, Cow ley county, Kausas. 33-3S R. L.

Walkeii, RegiBtcr. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at Wichita. April 4, '85. is hereby etven that the toiiowmg named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim and tnat saict prooi win no made oeiore tierit 01 District tourt at Kansas, on May M3, 188S, viz Kansas, for the wl4 ne sec 11 and sek nhn I'mntiK.

nt o- (). nw cv poiintv. see 'A twp 3U 7 0. Ho names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation ot said land, viz: Jolin i'aruer, William Harnss, of Box 0, Cowley county, Kansas, suowshury sweet and Jonu a bmitn, 01 Dam-more; Cowley county, Kansas. 33-iJS K.

JL. WALKER. KCglStcr. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land office at Wichita, Kansas, Mar.

SO, '85. Notice is hereby civen that the following named settler lias tiled notice 01 ins intention to make final proof in support of his claim and that said proof will be made before iUooney, CierK 01 District court at ,1 Dorauo, Kansas, on June 19th, 1885. viz Joel Wfceins. of Glen Grouse. Cowley county, Kansas, fot the neJi sec 2o twp iv range 7 e.

Ho names the following witnesses to prove Ids continuous residence upon and cultivation of said land, viz James Lane, David sugar, David ferry, 01 Glen Grouse. Cowley county, and George Rowan, of Bodock, Butler county, Kas, 33-0S it, JL. walker, jtcgisier. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at Wichita.

April. 22, 1885, Notice is hereby that the following named settler has filed notice of his Intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before Slier- man or Hicks, notaries public at Cambridge, on May 80. 1885, viz William Cue. for the e4 nw and swj sec 24 twp 31 7 e. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and Cultivation of Sflul IftTKl VZ'I Dwyer 3 A Jones, A A Kinley and Dwyer, an 01 Cambridge, cowiey county.

Kansas. 34-39 R. L.WALKER, Register, NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at Wichita, Kas. April 22, '85, Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim and that said proof will be made before Sherman or II.

F. Hk-ls. notaries public at Cambridge, Kaunas, on JUav 3d, ltN, viz: Morris li Rowe, for the scjtf" see 1 tp 33 7 Ho names the lol lowing witnesses to rrov his continuous residence noon and cultivation of said land, Roberts, sGreenlief Jas A Irwin and Nelson I'tley, nil of Cam bridge, Cowlev county, Kausas. 3-1-39 Ij. L.

Walkeu, Register. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at Wichita, April Id, RS Notice is hereby given, that, the followhi named senior has tiled notice of his intention to make final proof in supports! bis clubhand ihai. salil nvoof will bo made before James Me- Dermott or A. Johnson, notaries public, at Winfield, Kansas, on theMiidny ol Juno, i.vuv viz: Alexander Lcrtram, D.

S. iNo. for lots 13, 14, 15 and Hi sec 18, twp 32 He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence- upon and cultivation of s.iid land, viz: Marlon McCoy, of Winfield, Tlen-drickson, William Rowe and James Kid- well, Of Cambridge, kans. 3KW K. Walker, Register.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Land Office at Wichita Kan.i Mar. 30, 'So. Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before Clerk of, Court at Winilehl. Kansas, on Juno 18th, 1885, viz David Sligar of Glen Grouse, Cowley county, Kansas, for the se) sec and c)i nc) Sec 11, twp 3f) Ho names tho following Witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of iaT(r" viz Jamqs Lane ajid, Joel Wiggins, of Glen rouse, Co tfley county. and "William A -Tussmy and Andrew of Box P.

0, Cowley county, KanS. 83-38 R. L.Walker, Register. SATUIIDAY, MAY 3, 1S85. TOST OFFICE DIRECTORY.

Mail going East Mall going West, 0:30 p. ra. 0:32 a.m. Ollloc open from 1 :80 a. to 8 p.

except Sundays, open to 10 6. mid 0 to 7 p.m. Mnil arrives from Glen Grouso everv Tuesday and Suturdayat4p.nl. Departs at 6 a. m.

II. F. niCKS.P.M. TEltMS OF SUBSIUPTI ON. One copy, one year, in advance, $1,00 Out! copy, six mouths, in advance, 50 with 15 cents a year additional for postage to persona llviug outside of the county.

K. L. S. K. R.

It. TIME TABLE GOIXO EAST. GOIKO WEST. JW-'BRCr, C.80 p. iii.

7.23 pm Freight 9.8.1 a. Passenger, O.S'Ja. m. Passenger, 5.20 a. in.

Passenger, y.44 m. S. M. DeBolt, Agent, Dr. S.

Wilkins, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, CAMBRIDGE, KANSAS. Office on west side Main street. P. A. IIOWLAND, M.

homeopAthist CAMBRIDGE, KANSAS, isSTOflice opposite L'ukeii Bros' shop. E. II. LONG, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN, CAMBRIDGE, Calls promptly attended to day or night. Will be found at my office when not professionally engaged elsewhere.

Office one door south of Dr. nine's drug store, in same building. HENRY E. ASP, A TTORNEY AT LAW. Winfield, Kansas Jr Office, in Hackney McDonald's build mg, Avenue.

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Elliott's stable in Grenola. Fridavs iind Saturdays); TERMS $15 and 61 0 to in- wire coR-s to stand and suck. Mares will stand good for pay of foal. The season will br n-ivnn fo 1hr nun clinn-lnn Hie best colt at Burden on September. 1st, and si uronoia ocptcmocr am, lsso.

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You can live at home and work In spare time only, or all the time, All of both sexes, of all acres, crandlv success- 'Jul. 50 cents to 5 ciirncd everv even. ring. That; all who want work may test the TOincsSj'we mako this unparalleled offer: To rll who tire not well satisfied we will send CI to ay fbr the trouble of writing us. Full iWirtlc- lars, directions, etc sent iree.

immense pny bsoiutciv sure lor an wno start at once, ah- ORGANS at Todd Call and see. Will Irwin says the News was wrong- ly informed as to his going west. "The wit of men compared to that of women is as rouge compared to the rose." The Iluggin House is the name of a Western liotel, whlcli ought to ho popu- ar with young folks. G. B.

Shaw Si Co. aro selling lumber at reduced piices for a short time, at their yard in Cambridge. Freah oranges and lemons just re ceived at Todd Son's. Also good eating and cooking apples. It is the gay old bird who lies in bed till his wife has the Ore kindled and the breakfast on the table, who catches the warm.

The "Widows Ketreat" i.i the name of a new settlement two or three miles south of Dodge City. It would he a good place for a "bachelors resort." All our customers owing us need not feel slighted if you do not get a state- ment to-day. You will get one in a day or two. J. B.

IIardkn Si Son. If your neighbor's dog injures one of your chickens, you can collect damages, he injures pne of your children, you cannot. Moral Raise chickens. Ex. Straughan and McClamroch visited Attica this week.

They report that town booming. They were both well pleased with tho country out there. Buy a box of ink at T. Hicks' and try your luck at drawing one of those handsome clocks. Tho ink alone is worth tho money asked.

Call and try your luck, boss. A cyclone resembles a Western man, because it i3 some It is like a woman, because when it makes up its mind to go somewhere all crea tion can't stop it. If you are ready to buy noiv, for prices of lumber, lath, shingles and fence posts, at G. B. Shaw yard in Cambridge, will be surprised at the low prices.

Tho Chicago White Stockings is said to be the only base ball club in the country who will not play on Sunday. Ex. Hold on 1 You surely forgot the Cambridge Clippers. A colored man who emigrated from South Carolina to Siberia, writes home complainingly, that it is impossible to get lard, and roast monkey without lard is mighty dry eating. From the Kansan wo' learn, of the sad death of two little girls need four and six years, near Radical City, by eating tho ends off from matches while their parents wrere away from home.

Rev. Wan-en, of DeJcter, called on us Tuesday. The high waters prevented him from filling his regulas appoint ment at this place Sunday. informs ua that a promising young man by the name of Elmwood died rather suddenly at Dexter last week. If tho "tarriai'! cats don't let up on having their midnight concerts under this print-shop, there 'will flying hi the hair," and Violin strings and sausage will be cheaper' than ever known before.

We have declared war against the feline race. Frank Harden is ieal wicked! Oh so wicked I He brought us a "bouquet" last Tuesday, which had a bill, legs wings and, a breast. 1'lacing it upon our table, Frank dreamily remarked "That breaQt is awful pretty." Strange how a man's mind wanders. Friends may desert an editor, rivals may scorn him, and he may fail to get a d.o6tofiicc, but as long as his scissors do not break and the cockroaches do not eat up his turns its golden libt on him, and his future has a trade-dollar silver lining which sorrow cannot corrode. Fall River Advance.

It seems as though the veracity of the Nkws is being brought into disrepute on account of certain statements in last week's issue. It is so seldom we prevaricate, you Know, tnat our trusty readers are. astonished when we totter over the narrow boundaries of truth into the deep a a abyss of bald- headed lying. J. W.

Murphey, of Rich Mo. ha3 rented R. F. Roberta' blacksmith shop-and. is just making the anvil ring.

Parties who have tried him give him the name of being one of the best blacksmiths in this part of the state. He has also rented the wagon shop. Mr. M. expects to move his family to Cam bridge in the'neat' future.

If you want to borrow money on real estate security, you wilt Save time and mntiev bv dealinit Mtli Sherman Ilicko. We guarantee Tt3, low rates of Interest as can be obtainiJtt, elsewhere hi Southern Kansas, and we bake no charge for acknowledging papers. I home use Eitli er size, 84.5") a 1 sent freight pif 5.ta on receiyi. fcaearaBraM- price, if VCif not. keen them.

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