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tional parsonage hero on Tuesday BOSTON DENTISTS. evening of last week was well attend' ed and proved a pleasant, enjoyable IHE LIN WOOD LEDGER. rrausara put satcbdat ar tThe Globe Newspaper Co. KANSAS CITY, MO. I.

M. PMiM.nl. riU.U A. 4 Shit Vtea PriMnt fcVEKfclT NON3I1AU, Manamf. Y.

at, AlUUa, iillur, affair and the hour, passed away ul' most unnoted, Mr, and Mr. Ilurtholo' NO PAIN. I GAS GIVEN mew received pound packogos of good things to the value of 810. Teeth Extracted Absolutely Without Tain. Extracting Free When Teeth Are Ordered.

Professor J. W. Thompson of Ellis, Is visiting relatives here, but will only remain a few days. lie has boon elected principal of the Ellis Gold Crowns, $5, Set of Teeth, 57, Bridge Work, $2.50 per Tooth. schools for another year.

Ills moth' ods or teaching seem to bo giving perfect satisfaction. Itatterson have just finished a We conduct legitimate and reliable Dental Parlors, and do strlotly first class work, whtchaccounts for our unparalleled success. Call sod see us. Bring this "Ad" and reoelv 11.00 (or expense mono? wblle In th olty. UPSTAIRS, No.

IOai MAIN KANSAS CITY, MO. line picture of the residence of James WILD CEESE IN A STORM. House 1 night of Squawking, JVUmV Ulown FlooU Out Ws. From the Topeka Capital: "Wild: geese by tie wagon load were slaughtered last night try the people living in the neighborhood ot the Shunga-iunga creek, People may think that this Is exaggerated, but If the statements of those living in Martin and Dennis' additions, Qulnton Heights and Walnut Hill may be believed, the condition of affairs In that part of the town on the goose proposition last night can hardly be exaggerated. The forepart of the night the capital's telephone rang incessantly, and the whole reportorlal force was Invited to listen to the squawking.

It wag declared the popping of guns indicated that all the' suburban reeldonts of Topeka were practicing for war with Spain, and; geese, tie living targets, were dropping down like hall. It appears that some extraordinary atmospheric condition had brought vast flocks of the squawking fowls down from their lofty courses through the air, and caused them to sail in dismal confusion within ten or fifteen feet of the ground. As night began to come down the geese were attracted by the blazing electric lights op further Into the inhabited regions adjacent to the creek bottoms. Around and around the lights hundreds, of the geese fluttered in blrndT It White on Ash street, Linwood. These young men have been doing good work while hero.

They go from here to DcSoto, where they will remain for two weeks and then go to Olathe, Kan. We have been reliably Informed that fcrle of HiWrlutloa i OO ft Bntarod In the Pout idle at Ku t.i City, Wo, la Mcond mull mutter. Sgnidlng aottee. pr llnet special rat fcsniBi preferrad position, tt) Mr esol extra, fio advurttasinsnM IrM thun 4v linn lor on. fciorttuo.

II so, II will ul tb rwnHMfM fcsu Display advsrllaaments at lfc par tnoh. 8r-11 raw aoonrdlng to tb number at Inobal od tha length at una run. CHUROH DIRECTORY. Tha M. K.

Church, Anderson, naator. fervlee every ttuuday at II and I p. la Sunday school ai 10 in. Cimirregjilimul Church. Srvloes aver Sun-ay It a m.

aud p. m. Rev, N. 0. Bar-tfeulomew nnmor.

Sunday achool at a. m. tbe V. 0. meeting evory Sunday at f.

in. Vram meeting every Thurday evening 1 7:45 p. ul Ludlo' Aid meota Wednesday at p. m. CITY OFFICERS.

ti.C Mayor, beorreO. Wcvul Polio Judge JolioE City Cleric tk Wbltford. City Marshal j'cECRET SOCIETY DIRECTORY. Lin wood Lodge No. If K.

of P. Rcgulal Bnoeilug every I-'rlday at 7:30 p. ro. Forget Me Not Temple No. 80 It S.

Refill nee tlug every Friday at 8 m. Llowood Cutup No. Ml H. W. A.

Regular pnootlng erery Monday 7:10 p. Lin wood Lodge No. Ill A. V. ft A.

M. Regulag poatlDf every Saturday night on or Before to. Bull moon. Lin wood Lodge No. 90 F.

A. Regular Keating every Tuesday ut p. m. Hi WhittiPr 9r aiOWestOthSt. Kansas City, Mo Ul IT III i llVl Ol (oiiletit and original.

Most suwesaf ul fcppelnllst. Est. 'hi. NIRVOUS DEBILITY, Lout vitality, Oruanlo Weakness, Eurly Decay, Uck of Knonry, Self. IJlxtrust, Weak Dypopla, Losses, Pimples on Fee, Aversion to Society, Lohk of Ambition, UntUnem to Murry, Stunted Development, Lost Msnhood, Milky L'rlne, effects of abuse or excess cchko to stav cuwti).

My life long experience, special study of euch c-use, pure medl-elnes, Insure BKal CUUI. Question list No. I free In plain envelope. Ibariies rvuNouubla. Terms easy.

Call. BLOOD AND SKIN diseases, all forms. ScRoriXA, Khki'Matihm, Catariiii, Kczema (Itoh or scaly tatter), snU A IX Majod oihkank, cured for life, surely and sura. Avuid puteut luudl-olnes or Inexperienced hands. Cull or write for question list No.

on blood dlseiwes, UoNoaaniKA, Olmt, Striotuhk, oured without Instruments or pain, List No. 3 free Medical Dictionary and Advisor free at office, by mull 2c. Hours 0 to 4. Sunduy 10 to 13. the joint at Sandy Hook, at the east end of tlui Kudora brldgo, has been having a very rough time of It lately, between the oiTlccrs on one side and some rough customers on the other.

Wo are not informed as to details, and are unable to make uny further ex planatiou. ST. LOUIS DENTISTS LOCAL AND PERSONAL. Undo Jim Pitkins turned his llttlo rat terrier, "Fanny," looso among the ruts, on the farm of Mrs, Corcoran just south of town ouo day lust week with the result- of sixty-four killed. The dog is not much larger thun a good sized rut, but as a rodent destroyer she hus no equal, Hugh Parry, Roberts, Elder C.

C. Harnett und Win. Elder wero digging and shipping potatoes last Tuesday and Wednesday, The Rev W. T. Williams, formerly a resident of Linwood, but more recently pnstor of the Congregational church of Downs, Kans.

gave his many old friends hero a call last Tuesday. Messrs Mcintosh and Miller shipped a car loud of shuep to Kansas City lust Sunduy. Joseph Or ino is still eou fined to lils room, but Is slowly improving and hopes to bo out again soon. Several carloads of potatoes huvo been shipped from here this week. Mr.

Claude Warring Is running the ice house here and delivers ice to any part of the city, ho Is very reliable and accommodating, lie should be generously patronised. There were but two Idle men In town lost Tuesday who were able to work and no amount of coaxing would induce cither of them to get out of the shade. Teachers applications arc coming In thick and fast, Mr, Wct.cl clerk of the School Hoard says that the number of applications is lurgcr thun in any previous year. I am not selling everything at cost, but you will find some bargainsquality and quantity considered, by calling and examining my stock of goods. I).

C. Ilarbaugh, The public should not forget that the new Internal revenue law goes Into effect July 1. All written instruments and ull negotiable paper must bear the paper stamp. Look at those bargains in hats at llarbaughs. Wool hats, straw hats, men's huts and boy's huts.

Mrs. II. II. Harris who hus been visiting friends and relatives in Michigan, returned homo yesterday morning. Miss Helen Hutt of Garnctt, paid her uncle, J.

V. Hutt of this place, a visit last Monday and Tues A Broken Last Tuesday evening, a horse that belongs to Mr. Charles llrceso became quite fractious while in Its stall In the fSf Tit- LOOK PLEASANT AND CO TO C. G. ANDERSON, THE MODERN PHOTOGRAPHER, S.

E. Cor. Twelfth and Walnut Sts. KANSAS CITY, MO. nuiiiti: to;) vim Hivm fik UP-TO-DATE PHOTOGRAPHY AT LOWEST PRICES.

we ihe i sriciiui or CRAYONS, PASTEL, WATER COLORS. C9 (A a stable, and lunged and charged around until it became entangled In the rope with which it was tied, and finally got down. Mr. ISowon, who resides near by, went into the stable, cut the rope did not take long for the peeple living In the vicinity to discover the opportunity for laying up of a supply of the poultry. All who had guns or revolvers began to blaze away into the thick flocks, and geese by the Bcore came tumbling to the ground and were picked up by boys and girls who had gathered to assist In the massacre.

Those who had no guns got long poles and knocked down the distracted birds almost as fast as the gunners did. All night last night and until well in the morning the shouting of the people and and allowed the horse to regain its feet again, when without a moments FIRST CLASS DENTAL WORK, LOW PRICES DR. F. F. POUND, CL W.

CORNER NINTH MAIN STS. Junction, Kansas City, Mo. LADY ATTENDANT. U. P.

RAILROAD TIME TABLE. BAIT Douwa Ka 1 1:45 m. Ha 4 4:07 p. m. Pa i a.

tSu 19 1:41 m. west BOCVD. Mo. 1 1.08 p. a.

Ita 1 11:25 a. m. po. p. tin.

15 1:56 a. m. No, and are fast mall and express and d. slot stop. No.

15 and It are looul freights and carry dull male passengers. A. Uoab, Agent warning, the animal turned and kicked hi in on the leg und broke it just above the tinkle. The fracture is a very ugly Photo Buttons, and transfer Pbotos on Plates and Otusswuro. and dangerous one, but Dr.

J. M. Phil the banging of the guns could be heard all over town. Policemen hurried toward the sound, expecting to find riot lips, who was called to attend the case hopes to be able to set the bones without anything more serious happening and revolution, and Instead they found the thrifty inhabitants laying up a supply of goose flesh, which promises to make that viand the cheapest dish to Mr. Rowen than loss of time und much suffering.

Mr. Uowcn is a poor laboring man, with a wife and a largo "Reliable." Read A. S. Balliefs "ad." They mare erected the last two yean in this land adjoining counties more pumping, jiyphon and power windmills than all Other concerns combined. today on the restaurant bills of fare and to place a sizzling gander on many Sunday dinner tables.

PARROTS ARE PATRIOTIC. ttey TJnlesrn Spanish and Hurrah tot family of small children, who are dependent upon his labor for their support. Assault and Battery-Late last Saturday evening Dr, D. A. White of this pluce was called in to sec Mrs.

John Fry, who resides just west of town. She was suffering great pain and it became necessary to give a hypodermic 'injection of morphine, which operation was performed suc Admiral Dewey. From Chicago Chronicle: Bird fanciers who deal In parrots have been obliged to teach their pets phrases to A CURIOUS BET. How the Old Woman Dashed a Heckles Youth' Hopes. Two of the younger members of a well-known club, both of whom are so fond of betting that they are willing to wager money upon almost anything, became involved In an argument over the popularity of mustaches a few days ago, says the Philadelphia Record.

One contended that the wearing of the hirsute adornment was on the wane; the oiher said that more mustaches are worn now than ever before. The upshot of tho matter was that the first offered to bet that seven persons without mustaches (Including women, for the sake of making the test more Interesting) would pass the club win-flows before three with mustaches should go by. The wager was promptly accepted, a referee was selected and the three stationed themselves at the of vantage to take observations. The first four to pass were young women and the anti-mustache man view Jubilant. His Jaw fell, however, vhen the next two pedestrians, with luxurious growths upon their Hps, hove In sight.

Then followed two more women, and the watchers waited day. THE ONLY RELIC LEFT. How Mrs. Robert liurn Silenced a Bell Hunter. Robert Burns' wife, after his death, continued to live at Dumfries, and It was customary for strangers to visit the place, says the Detroit Free Press.

A young Englishman one day called upon the widow, and, after he had seen all that she had to show, the poet's bedroom, his original portrait of Nasmyth, and his family bible, he entreated her to present him with some relic which he might carry away with him. "Indeed, sir," said Mrs. Burns, "I have given away so many relics that I have not one left." "Oh, you surely must have something," said the persevering Saxon. Anything will do anything you please." Some further altercation took place, the lady reasserting that she had no relic to give, and he as repeatedly renewed his request. At length, fairly tired out with the man's Importunities, Mrs.

Burns said to him with a smile, "Dear ir, unless you take me, then, I dlnna ee how you are to get what you want." Her suggestion had the desired effect and the petition was at onco withdrawn. meet the exigencies of the war. Trite Mrs. Ruby Meinko is quite ill with malarial fever, and docs not at this phrases such as "Polly wants a cracker" and the other Infantile remarks that constituted the repertoire of a A Novel Hat-Trap. i The Scientific American describes an Invention which It calls "a humane cat trap." The Inventor asserts that not only are ordinary trapB cruel, but they tend to defeat their own purpose, because they teach iats and mice to be wary.

The new device Is a wide-open trap, which is so arranged that a rat interlng It is clasped round the body with a rubber bund, which carries bells and la covered with tufts coated with phosphorescent paint. The trap does dot Imprison the rat, but simply turns 'It Into a scarecrow. This, the Inventor thinks, would be the most effectual nethod of ridding a house of such pests. cessfully by the doctor, and his pa well-educated parrot are now no longer in demand. The public will buy only such birds as can utter patriotic sentiments.

One dealer in talking birds who conducts a store on North Clark street has on band at present fifty new parrots just imported from Venezuela and Trinidad. Their cages are ranged round a phonograph which is constantly repeating phrases such as these: the Maine," "Death to Weyler," "What's the mat Subscribe for the Lkdof.r and you won't have to borrow one from your neighbor. expectantly. The ninth passer-by was tient became easy, whereupon Mr. John Fry, who no doubt thought that the performances had been too tome und one-sided thus fur, proceeded to enliven and enlighten his auditors in regard to the dense ignorance and total unworthiness of Linwood doctors in general and the two absent ones in particular.

This kind of talk not being very pleasing to Dr. White, he requested Mr. Fry to give him his discharge in the shape of the usual fee in such cases, and then well as this statement Is all hearsay we had not better make a statement as to what occurred until the witnesses have been heard, further than to say that the parties separated in a somewhat damaged condition. The matter will be taken up where it was left off last Saturday night in court, at Linwood, next Friday afternoon, when and where, it is to bo hoped, both parties will get the most ample satisfaction. ter with Dewey?" "How do you feel today, Alfonso?" "On to Havana," "Hurrah for Fitzhugh Lee." At the end of A DISAPPEARING RIVER.

a young man who was raising a mustache, yet in its Infancy. A warm argument followed as to the disposition J. M. PHILLIPS, Oo fli llassaynmpa In Arizona Dips a week the feathered regiment is cap cf this case, but the referee settled the writing, Tuesday, seem any better. The school at Mt.

St. Mary's academy near Leavenworth, closed last week and Miss Gertie Ilarbaugh has has returned to her home here. I). C. Mundey says that this has been a good year for celery and his plants are doing nicely.

June 28, should be marked in our daily records of events as one of the most deliciously pleasant and invigorating days of the season in this vicinity. Mr. George Ilaney, the night operator hero for the U. P. railway, in the performance of his duties, is certainly a time regulator.

Rain or shine, hot or cold, calm or storm, he is always found at his post of duty, promptly on time to the minute. There is a demand just now for tenant houses, and many persons have been turned away on account of the want of them. Miss Nellie Cruise, who has been engaged in teaching music for several months past, is now employed by Frederick llros. In their store. She seems to be an apt saleswoman, and very attentive to business.

Mr. O. C. Whitford's livery business has increased so rapidly of late that he able of giving utterance to more pa matter by crediting one-half to each mm side, making the score bIx and one-half triotic sentiments in live minutes than the most accomplished Fourth of July orator could in a month. Occasionally a parrot is found who repeats a few to two and one-half.

An old woman was approaching In the distance, and the man who had two and one-half points began to lose hope, but when she arrived opposite the reviewing Spanish words, picked up in its South AH calls promptly attended. Office at residence. American home. In former days It was considered an accomplishment for stand It was seen that she had more a parrot to speak several languages, but nowadays a parrot who speaks the" hair on her lip than her male predecessor. The referee decided against 'ho fellow who had proposed the bet, and the winner bought the drinks.

tongue of the hated dons is likely to get its next wrung. SPEAKER REED'S EPIGRAMS. of Sight Every Few Miles. "There Is a river out in our territory called the Hassyampa, which is typical of Arizona," said J. C.

Adams, the mayor of Phoenix, and one ot the most progressive citizens of that lively town. "This river will run along for a few miles as a broad, beautiful stream, and, narrowing suddenly, disappear through tho sands, only to crop up again a few miles further on and run aim as placidly and beautifully as a well-regulated stream should. There is a legend connected with this river that anyone who ever tastes of Its waters can never afterward tell the truth. The miners in tho country through which it flows are called and from them come most of the weird, wild stories of adventure that the people In the east expect from Arizona, the erstwhile home of Alkali Ike and Cactus Bill. This water can be bottled and brought east, so that an Arizonlan who comes here on a mission can take a small nip and then tell his friends about Arizona." SLEEP AND DREAMS.

Teaching Ills Wlf a laon. David Garrlck, one of the greatest actors that ever lived, had one fault la the eyes of his wife he was too fond of playing low characters to a common audience, rather than gtand characters S. THOMPSON Is well equipped with the Quest of BLAOKSMITHING. All kinds of Repair Work, Machine Work, Plow Work, Pump Work, Look aud Horse-Shoeing, eta All evork promptly and neatly don. at lowest price.

C. E. BREESE. Proprietor CITY MILLS. has deemed it necessary to employ a housekeeper to do his housework, to a select audience.

She went one which would enable him to give more night to see him in Richard and time to his patrons. The lady arrived this morning and was duly installed in her household duties. was highly pleased with the loud applause which his acting drew from all parts of the house. Mrs. Garrlck then desired to go home, but her husband asked her to wait a little, because he had some business to attend to.

So Tlie Ilieyelo Manufacturing company of Thomas W'hite and Joseph Gillct of Milwaukee, sent out from their she saw the next piece a farce In plant, on Juno 17, three young men by the rvime of Joseph Gillot, Conrad lluettener and Albert Flatt, to make a trip by wheel to San Francisco, which a farmer gave his neighbors some notions of the wonders he had witnessed during a visit to London, To Mrs. Oarrlck's dismay, this char acter was greeted with applause loud so as to reach that nlacu in seven weeks from the date of startinir. er, if anything, than what had been bestowed upon Richard and she did not quite like It. By-and-by she noticed her little spaniel trying to get --a They passed through this place June about 2 p. and expect to get Row Agassi Worked Out a Solontlflo rroblem as Related by Hlmsolf.

The letters on sleep and dreams in the Spectator remind me of a case in the experience of Agassii, and which he told me himself, though it Is recorded In Iris work on the American fishes. He was studying a fossil fish In the Jardln de3 Plantes, but had never been able to determino the-species-to his satisfaction. After a time he dreamed that he caught the very fish, and without difficulty determined the question, thinking as hp woke from the dream, that he would have no difficulty. But on returning to the fossil something in the dream had escaped him, and he could no more determine the species than before. The next niglit he had the same dream, and again forgot the essential pobt.

He then determined to take a pencil and paper with him to bed, and make his note as soon as he woke. The dream came a third time, but to his surprise on fully awakening he found the drawing made and lying on the table bedside, with three bones displayed in it which were not visible in the fossil, and which solved the problem. On returning to the Jardln des Plantes he obtained permission of his friend, the director, to chip away a scale of stone which lay on the spot where the bones were In the drawing, and found them there as his drawing had given them. It is thirty years since Agasslz told me the Incident, but those who have access to the hlBtory of the North American fishes will be able to read it in his own words in the Introduction, and correct my version If my memory has In any detail failed me. London Spectator.

through on time. The boys are much sunburned, but otherwise all right. over the balcony which separated the box from the stage, and then the truth Feed) XUEecBi! Corn, Etc. CUS ZIESENIS, Htnafacturer and Dultr Id Harness, Saddles, Whips, Fly Nets. Kcpalr Work a Specialty.

EUDORA, KANSAS. J. W. WARRIWCT i PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Culls fur city or country promptly attended, Olflce it Reildenri Kmt of Drug Store, LINWOOD, KANSAS.

suddenly dawned upon her. Garrlck The object of the trip is to advertise this company's make of wheel. No Man Now In Public Life Utter Better One. There is more public interest In the occasional philosophical remarks of Speaker Thomas B. Reed of Maine than in those 'of any other American statesman, says the Springfield (Mass.) Republican.

This is because the American people recognize In him one of the most Intellectual men In public life, as well as the wittiest and brightest. Wherefore we cull from Mr. Reed's recent address In Philadelphia on "Stephen Girard" the following sayings: "No progress which did not lift all ever lifted any." "We must all move, but we must all keep together." "The generation In which he lives can seldom understand the really great man. We live for today and he lives for a day after today." "Were this the proper time, I could show that wars and wars ought to be banished forever from the face of the earth; that pestilencesand the time is coming when they will be no more; that persecutions and Inquisitions and liberty of thought Is the richest pearl of life that all these wars, pestilences and persecutions were but helps to the unity of mankind." "If the lofty and the learned do not lift us up, we drag them down." "The overruling Providence, of which we talk so much and know so little." In these sentences one finds the epigrammatic quality that Is so characteristic of Mr. Reeds' mode of expression.

The sayings that will live longest, however, are those that are tipped with a flashing wit. ThuB the third quotations about the great man, while well said, is not uncommon In its brilliancy, but when Mr. Reed remarked, with this same idea in mind, yet from a different point of view: "A statesman is a politician who Is dead," he gave the world what has already become a classic and will live as long as the most mordant sayings of Voltaire. Some one should take pains to collect Mr. Reed's epigrams, witticisms and retorts as they have been uttered during the last twenty-five years.

was the farmer; but wblle the dog had The small boy Is now happy in the known Its master, she had not recognized her husband. She did not lecture him so often afterwards about his possession of fire crackers, torpedoes and toy pistols, and is imitating his older brethren now at Santiatro In preference for vulgar characters and vulgar audiences. making a noise, both very effective In Its way. AN ENORMOUS SAPPHIRE. Drlght Gem from Ceylon Now In London Weigh 038 Karats.

The London Times tells of a Ceylon 'sapphire in that city, the property of Robley, which is not less re-imarkable for Its size than for Its trans-: lucency and the brilliance of the optlc-al effects It can show. The weight of the gem Is 638 karats and it Is of a idark, milky color, perfectly transparent and flawless. Larger sapphires have been known, but they have usual-i ly, If not always, been dull and muddy, (Instead of having the clear, translucent color of this specimen. But in addi-tlon it possesses a property occasionally found in slightly cloudy or milky Ceylon sapphires and sometimes in I gems, too which greatly enhances its value in the eyes of believers in the I occult powers of precious stones to con-, fer health and good fortune on their wearers. It Is a star sapphire, or as-teria.

That Is, being cut en cabochon, It displays a beautiful opalescent star, 1 dividing its six rays at the apex, which 1 changes its position according to the movement of the source of light by which It Is viewed. By employing two or three sources of light, two or three of these stars can be simultaneously seen In the gem. By further cutting it is said that the beauty of this stone i could be still more increased, but, of course, at the expense of its eize. The rapid growth of the finger nails is supposed to indicate good health. The pound social at the Congrcga- Quick Sens of Savage.

It is a curious fact that the fcrgher the civilization ot a race the Blower the action of the senses. At any rate Actual experiments have shown that, whereas the ear of a white man re BARGAINS TO PURCHASERS EVERY ARTICLE IN OUR LINE. All kinds of Pumps, Pipe. Brass and Iron sponds to a sound in of a sec ond, that of a negro responds in and that of a red Indian in 116- 1,000. Fittings, Hose, Beltings, Packings, Hog Wat-' Answered tha Definition.

A. "What is an anarchist?" B. 'An anarchist is one who howls, who has no regard for authority, and who Incoherently gabbles night and flay." Trolley on Canals. An electric company proposes to rim a trolley cable along the Champlaln canal, between West Troy and Whitehall, for the purpose of driving canal-boats. The power Is to be supplied to motors, which will take the place of mules or horses in hauling the boats.

ers, bulks, Lawn Mowers, Lawn Fence and Gates. Bicycles and repairs for sale and Bicycles for rent. Estlniutcs furnished. Satisfaction guaranteed. A trial so I lei led.

A. 5. BALLIET, Tonganoxie, Kan, Telephone at Our Experts. A. "Yes; we have one at our house." "kn't B.

"What's his name?" ret, He's our batsj.".