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EXCITKMENT IN BOCMKsTKR. "Did you ninko a chomioal analysli Van Slyck. of the case of Mr. II. II.

Warner some Juat as we wore moving away, i policeman oitrao running up, and hold' Innr his club under Van's nose threaten Widespread Commotion Canted by that Be throo years ago, DoctorP" "Yes, sir." iniiritauio ctittwiuent or a rnymciau. Yesterday I walkotl down Loxmyton avonuo with a gentleman naiuud Vnu Slyck who had succeeded In scraping; ed to brain him for disturbing the The story published in those columns "What did this analysis show vouP peace and quiet of the noighoorhood. 'i v. rooentiy, from the lioohosler, N. X.

"The presence of albumen and tube, an acquaintance wun mo. no do long, to one of tho proud old Knickerbocker Democrat, created a deal of comment in mo iromiur uuuuuy you are never safe from dosporadooa," casts in great abundance." families, mat neipmi swindle tue in "And what did the symptoms indi here as it has elsewhere. Apparently it caused oven more commotion in I remarked to Van Slyck, as soon as wa cot awav from tho policeman. dians out of Manhattan Island. Van Slyck Is a very clever fellow In his cateP" "A serious disease of the kidneys.

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Iwmaw. Btatloa 1. New York. Jay Eyk See's Dhiveii, Edwin D. BIthcr, uses Cole' Veterinary Carbollsalve, and says a thorough trial enables him to endorse it as tho best remedy that he ever saw for general stable uee.

Sold by Druggists at 60c and $1.00. I useupnrtof two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm and can brv I am entirely cured of catarrh. Charles Bio id, Co. 17th Infantry, Fort Custer, M. T.

Brown's Bronchial Troches will relieve Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, Consumptive and Throat Diseases. I'hcy an used away with goodtuecm. Ho did not reply, but as I helped same paper shows: way. He la certain, in his own mind. "Did you think that Mr.

Warner him aboard a street car. ho asked: that the New Yorkers are the smartest Dr J. 13. Henion, who is well-known could reoover?" "Did you say there wore no coal not only in Rochester but in nearly "JNo, sir. 1 did not think It poss boles in Texas "No coal holes." oie." people in existenco, and also that he is the smartest among all the New Yorkers.

He doas not think, but knows positively that it would be impossible? every part oi America, sent an ox-tended article to this paper, a few days you know anything about the "I believe I will go there as soon as ago wnicu was duly published, detail remedy which cured hlmr" I am ableto travel." for Omnipotence iisolf to make New "Yes. I have chemically analyzed "Oh. no. I wouldn't do that. You lorn a-nv more poriect man It.

is al Tantiv. TTa an an Ant a rhnr. vmi a fn. it and and It pure and harmless. lug his remarkable experience and rescue from what soemod to bo certain death.

It would be impossible to enumerate the personal enquiries We publish the foregoing statements norant of all this, hence he roniincfs in view or the commotion which tn publicity of Dr. Henion's article has which have been made at our olllco as to the validity of the article, but they might not feel safo in walking the streets." The coal hole is one of tho local institutions of New York. Thero is a coal hole in front of every house Unlike the banana peel, tho coal hole is always in soason. It is covered with around iron plate of about the size of caused, and to meet the protestations have been so numerous that further in which have been made. The doctor vestigation of the subject was deemed Med Star trap was cured four years ago and is well an editorial necessity.

With this end in view a representa and attending to his professional du ties to-dav. The standing of Dr. Hen tive of this paper called on Dr. Henion ion, Mr. Warner and Dr.

Lattimore in the community is beyond question at his residence on Andrews street, a piano stool, and it is always loaded. When the cover Is properly secured, tho sufferer merely slips up and sits down on it. The cover is made of iron and is never injured, even by tho con when tho following interview occurred and the statements they make, cannot for a moment be doubtod. Dr. Hen "That article of yours, Doctor, has created quite a whirlwind.

Are the ion experience shows that Bright' cussion when a fat man sits down on it with sullicicnt emphasis to shake the statements about the terriblo condition you were in, and the way you disease of the kidneys is one of the most deceptive and dangerous of all birds out of their nests at the anti diseases, and that it can bo cured. were rescued such as you can sustain Every ono of them and many addi podes, you often, whenever ho has a chance. Van Slyck has not got a very exalted opinion of Texas or Texans, but ho was kind enough to inform mo that ho obtained that unfavorable opinion bo-fore he ever became acquainted with me. I believe he was introduced to Giobs, tho genial freight agent of tho Sunset route, some years ago when ho was on a visit to New York. I think I have partially succeeded in removing the prejudice in Van Slyck's mind, but he has a great deal to learn yet.

As we walked down Lexington avenue, Van Slyck, who was full of life and hope, he having had several hot whisky punches, discoursed about tho advantages New York had over the rest of the planets, and ho was particularly severe on tho Lone tar state. 'Nothing in tho world could induce mo to live in I would never feel safe for a moment. I would always be under tho apprehension that something dreadful was going to befall rae. I'd be afraid of the cow boys," said Van Slyck. "I don't think you would be in any very iremientiy, as was tne case with Japanese Advertising.

-tbsahttrhi poor Van Slyck, the cover is not prop tional ones. I was brought so low ty neglecting the first and most simple symptoms. I did not think I was The Japanese have a novel method of advertising, lhey arrange small sick. It is true I had frequent head erly secured and then the man who steps on it puts his foot in it. In that event, it is a miracle if the victim is not maimed for life.

Falling over a wheel -barrow in the dark is a childish rooms along the sidewalks of some of the large thoroughfares, and represent aches: felt tired most of the time; could eat nothing one dav and was the interior of a student's chamber Tree from Opiates, Jlmetlet and Poisons. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Coiigha, Sore Throat, IIoamncM, tnfluenxa, Colds. Uronchltln, Croup, Whooping CounU, Astlimn, Quinsy, Pulimln Cheat, suilotliiir Minna of tin Throat Kurt Lungs. Price eenti bottle. Sold Drnsrlsts anil Deal, era.

JirUm unable to Induct Ottlr dettier to promptly get ttfor themviU receive tiro paid, by sending one dollar to JUS flUHl.FS A. TOflELER fOffFAHY, Bulfl Uwuurs nl Mumifoctitrsr, BolUaara, asTjUnil, r. B. 1. ravenous the next: felt dull pains and crowded with pens, inkslabs, dainty sport in comparison to it.

my stomach was out of order, but I screens and popular literature. Some I asked another New York gentle did not think it meant anvthmsr so rooms give an idea of a model kitchen man if there was not some remedy for tho man whoso legs is bruise, all up and others show the scene of a toa rious. Tin medical profession have been treatiL. symptoms instead of diseases for years, and it is high time it ceased. The symptoms I have just ceremonial, being adorned with fragil cups and saucers, lacquered tobacco by falling into a carelessly closed coal hole.

bons, tea tin services and carved trays 'Oh, yes," ho replied, "there is a mentioned or any unusual action or jsosion Journal. romedy. Rub arnica on it. Alex. E.

irritation of the water channels indi meet, in Texas ay tings. Is It Not Singular cate tho approach of kidney disease more than a cough announces the that consumptives should be the least apprehensive of their own condition coming oi consumption, we do not while all their friends are urging and treat the cough, but try to help tho beseeching them to be more careful lungs. We should not waste our time trying to relieve the headache, pains about the body or other symptoms, but about exposure and overdoing. It may well be considered one of the most alarming symptoms of the dis go directly to the kidneys, the source ease, where the patient is reckless and oi most oi these ailments. will not believe that he is in dancer, 'This, then, is what you meant Reader, if you are in this condition, do when you said that more than one- not neglect the only means oi recov half tho deaths which occur arise from Around a Snowy Neck.

In a suite of rooms stood two ladies. One was a devotee of fashion and pleasure. The other was a pale-faced woman, whose manner displayed great energy. She held in her hand a Blip of paper, with which she measured around the neck of the fair creature of fashion. "That will do," she said.

"What! you fit my dress by measuring my neck?" "That is all I want," was the reply. "Dear me," said tho lady, "how strange." "Gynametry is the name of the science," said the lady with the paper measure. "The system of measuring the female figiu'o was discovered by me after years of patient study and ery. Avoid exposure and fatigue, be Bright's disease, is it doctorP" rrto-nlfir in pmii" hariira anri lian tnir.h. 'And did all these cases have sim fully of Dr.

Pierce's "Golden Medical ple sjmptoms at first?" Discovery." It has saved thousands "livery one or them, and might who were steadily failing. have been cured as i was by the tiruo- 'y use of tho same remedy, I am get A state convention of prohibitionists will be ting my eyes thoroughly opened in DOES WGHGERFUL CUBES OF LIVER COMPLAINTS AND KIDNEY DISEASES. They oleanse the system of the poisonous humors that develop in Kidney and Urinary Diseases, Biliousness. Constipation, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Nervous Disorders and all FEMALE They prevent the growth to serious illness of a dangerous class of diseases that begin in mere trivial ailments, and are too apt to. be negleoted as such.

Tbey cause free aotioa of all tbe organs and functions, thereby CXEANSINO TUT KIvOOO, re. Storing the normal powers to throw off discaso THOUSANDS OF CASES of the worst forms of these terrible diseases have been quickly relieved, and In short time Serf ootly cured, by the use of Hops and I AIr Bitterau All druggists keep thorn. Kecora mended by physicians, ministers, and nurses, and in fact by everybody who has given them a good trial. They never fail to bring relief. HOPS ft MALT BITTEKS Detroit, Mich.

held at Orlando, March 13. The conference Is called for the purpose of bringing this matter and think I am helping others to see the facts and their possible danger also." temperance workers together to discuss mat'lrrwa nf Biinnntodlniv 4 1 11 ruin tuaffin nNrnn ixv.ua vt duuui vcue i uo iuui waiui vie.u danger trom the cow boys, but you might run a risk of the cows trying1 to eat you up on account of your greenness. "There is no security for human life in Texa3. There is no telling what might happen to me," said he, paying no attention to my insinuation that he was a greenhorn. "Human life is very secure in New York," I replied.

"You never hear of any murders or robberies. Nobody ever gets run over, or dropped off the Elevated road." "If I was in Texas I would be afraid to walk on the streets on account of the desperadoes." "They are not so dangerous." "And then the people in Texas cannot possibly have the culture and polish oeculiar to New York." "It's just as you say. The people of New York like polish. That's tho reason they go to Madison Garden to see Sullivan and some other ruffian polish ieach other off." "Here in New York." continued Van Slyck, paying no attention to xny home thrust, "every precaution is taken to protect life and property. You are just as safe on the streets as jyou are in your own house.

You may walk the streets for a hundred years and nover I looked around to see what had checked Van Slyck's flow of eloquence. Really his flow of eloquence was not checked at all, but it had merely drifted into another channel. "I'll sue this infernal city for $50,000. but I'll make the blooming corporation sweat for this." van Slyck had suddenly changed his position. He was down on the side walk.

One leg was doubled up Mr. Warner was visited at his es Izel for state work, and transact such other Dusmess ns mav come Deforo lr. tablishment on North St. Paul street. hard work.

Tho rules, however, which apply to the female figure apply with equal and absolute force to tho male Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and figure." disgust everybody with your offensive breath, but use vt. bage catarrh "Dou you mean to say that you can make my dress lit by simply measuring Remedy and end it. Russia has 15,331 doctors, and maintains my neck'' "I do, if I see you." "And if you don't see me?" univeis t'es at Kazan, Kell, Charkow, Moscow, "Then I must know the measure of Warsaw, Helsingi'org, and Dorpat. The pro fessional men flock to the cities. In the coun your neck, the measure of your waist, try thousands of people die for want of medi and which too is longestr cal ana surgical attendance.

"Dear me! Why do you want to know which toe is longestP" LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S a VEGETABLE COMPOUND 13 A POSITIVE CUKE FOR All those piitnful Complaints and Weaknesses so common to our best FEMALE rOPUlATIOX. Trie (1 la Uqnld, 4II or lotengs form. Prickly Ash Bitteks is Hn unfailing sne- cinc ior an com maim arising; iroia a aerantre "II your big too is longest your ment of the functions of the Liver. It 1 uri nes the blood aud intuses new lire into the in shoulders aro square, if your second toe is longest your shoulders are valid.

Pulus in the side, general uneasiness. drooped, and the waist is correspond' At first he was inclined to be reticent, but learning that the information desired was about Bright's disease, his manner changed instantly and he spoke earnestly. "It is true that Bright's disease has increased wonderfully, and we find, by reliable statistics, that from '70 to '80, its growth was over 250 per cent. Look at the prominent men it has carried off; Everett, Sumner, Chase, Wilson, Carpenter, Bishop Haven, Folger, Colfax and others. Nearly every week the papers record tho death of some prominent man from this scourge.

Recently, however, the increase has been checked and 1 attribute this to the general use of the remedy." "Do you think many people are afflicted with it to-day who do not realize it, Mr. WarnerP" 'A prominent professor in a New Orleans medical college was lecturing before his class on the subject of Bright's disease. He had various fluids under microscopic analysis and was showing the students what the indications of this terrible malady were. 'And now, he said, 'as we have seen-the unhealthy indications I will show you how it appears in a state of perfect health, and he submitted his own fluid to the usual test. As he watched ingly shorter.

Drooping shoulders are Rf purpott tolelu for the legitimate healing of ditto and the relief of pain, and that it doe all it claim to do, thousand of ladle can gladly teetify. It will cure entirely all Ovarian troubles, InSamuuv loss of appetite, headache, bilious attacks, are sure indications that a corrective is needed. Prickly Ash Bitteks is especially adapted for these complaints. It arouses a torpid liver to action and res.oies it to a healthy those that slope from the neck out ward not stooped shoulders." condition. "Has your system any connection with the theory of twice around the tion and Ulceration, Falling and Displacements, and consequent Spinal Weakness, and is particularly adapted to tho change of life.

It removes Faintuesn. Flatulency, destrorsall craving for stimulant, and relieves Weakness of the Stomach. It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, Clnnrnl rinhlle.v. RlnorVlnunndil. HAnrtfuaion And Tnrli.

The United States government bas occupied wrist is onco around the neck, etc.P" under him, as if it was made of India rubber while the other was out of land owned by W. C. Maloney, of Key We gestlon. That IMling of bearing down, causing pain, and backache. Is always permanently curod by Its use.

flAnil Hta.mntnT.vnn. for nnmnhlflfc. Tttnrn "Not at all. That is a fallacy. It will not work out.

My system is on a for over twenty years as a burial ground, He now war ts compensation. sight down in a coal hole. Judging by the expression of his face he was not enjoying himself very much. He Inquiry eomldontially answered, for sals at druggiet. ditterent basis, and one that has never failed to make a fit.

I am constantly When you visit or leave New York City, via ntral depot, save Baezace Exoressaee and had needlessly trodden upon the cover making dresses for ladies that I never saw in my life, and never yet had any complaint. It is impossible" to measure 13 Carriage Hire, and stop at tbe Grand Union Hotel, opposite said depot Six hundred ele- SEED POTATOES of a coal hole, and it, like the worm which was trodden on, turned, and down he went, barking his shin very the human form with a tape-line. ant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million ollara: $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator.

Restaurant supplied with You simply cannot measure the back he best. Horse cars, stuees and elevated rail to save vour life. But mv svstem does 26 Varieties of IRISH POTATOES, road to all depots. Famines can live better it, and can make a lady's dress and never see her by simply having the Including Liadiks KiNDsef last year's Introduction. for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first class hotel in the city.

Iieamlng, Wyaore's measurements that have named. Atlanta Constitution. Flgurej Won't Lie. Seed Corn. r-ilioe-pojr, Rural Tliormielilrel and The figures showing the enormous yearly sales of Hidney-Wort.

demonstrate its value asumed Dent. a ninety-day sort that yielded TS bushels to the acre last year. icino beyond dispute. It is a purely vegetable compound of certain roots, leaves and berries Latimer's Slight Mistake. Capt.

W. G. Latimer, of the Light the results his countenance suddenly changed his color and command both left him and in a trembling voice he said: "Gentlemen, I have made a painful discovery; I have Bright's disease of the kidneys." And in less than a year he was dead. The slightest indications of any kidney difficulty should be enough to" strike" terror to to any one." "You know of Dr. Henion's case!" "Yes, I have both read and heard of LOW PRICES to all, and large discount on large orders.

Send for Circular aud Price l.lsf. guard, was caught napping yesterday EDWIN TAYLOR, EDWARDSVITjIiR KAN. STOVER WINDMILL it." "It is very wonderful, is it not?" "No more so than a great many WI UAMCFAOTTKS TUB OLD RELIABLE STOVER others that have come to my notice as having been cured by the same means. iKLF-HIOULATINQ, SOLlD-WHXkl. You believe that disease can be cured." "I know it can.

I know it from my WHVOEIVS TmnrnnfA MSO by some wag, who bet him the cigars that four months from inauguration day half the stores in Detroit would be closed up. After the bet had been made the wag explained that four months from yesterday would be the Fourth of July, whereupon Latimer groaned and bought tho cigars. Then he began looking around for a chance to get even. Last night the captain on his way toward piety hill overtook Harry Palmer and John B. Whelan.

"Too bad Blaine is not in Washington to-day," said the captain. "Yes," replied Whelan. "Protection's the thing, after all." "Y-e-s." "With Cleaveland president our industries will all bo injured." "Do you think so?" "Well, I'll just bet you a dollar that six months from to-day more than half the stores in Detroit will be known to have special value in Kidney troubles. Combined with these are remedies acting disectly on the Liver and Bowels. It is because of this combined action that Kidnoy-Wort has proved Bach an nnequaled remedy in all diseases of these organs.

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The suddenness of the incident was surprising. I was not aa much surprised a3 I was when, on one occasion, I saw the editor of the Houstin Age pay for beer that he had ordered. That did make me catch my breath. I helped Van out of his difficulty. His leg was not broken, was something unusual in a coal hole accident.

As a general thing the man who falls into a coal hole breaks both legs and injures his spine. I picked up Van Slyck's hat, and having dusted it, nut it back on his head. His nose bled from the shock, and he was lame all over with tho exception of his tongue, with which he made the air blue with profanity. "There are no coal holes in Texas," I remarked, dusting him off, but he was too busy rubbing himself, in several different places, and talking down through the hole to the wooden headed idiot, who had left it open. The latter talked back.

From what he said I infer that Van Slyck's ancestors were not as respectable as he pretends they were. The man down in the coal hole threatened to come up and break every bone in Van Slyck's body, and I was afraid he would come out, and give Van Slyck another Irish punch. As it was he threw diatribes and chunks of coal at Van Slyck through the coal hole. The people in the house came to the window to the fun. Thoy laughed 'heartily.

They were somewhat disappointed that Van Slyck had not broken ftis neck. Van shook his fist at them, but I comforted him by saying: "It is impossible for the people of Texas to have the culture and refinement that are to bo found in New York, and more particularly oa L-ex-ington avenue." FEED fiRM'DER, which Is operated by pumping Windmills. Wholesale dealers In Tiahrru PauiB, 1 own and the experience of thousands of prominent persons who were given up to die by both their physicians and friends." Pine. Kubberl Hose. etc.

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When, however, I found it was kidney difficulty I thought there was little hope and so did the doctors, i have since learned that one of the physicians of the city pointed me out to a closed," said Latimer. A Clear Skin gentleman on the street one day, say is only a part ot beautv: ing: "There goes a man who will be dead within a year." I believe his words would have proved true if 1 had not providentially used the remedy now known as Warner's Safe Cure." Cream Balm, and feel confident of a complete cure. Mary C. Thompson, Cerro Gordo, Pratt III. t3fA New Suit.

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