The Caney Patriot from Caney, Kansas • 1

VOL-1. CANEY, MONTGOMERY CODiNTY, KANSAS. JANUARY, 12, 1900- JO. 20. The Caney Patriot PUBLISHED UY A.

M. PAIISON'S. IS Osteopath and terns I'lihllshcil eucli l- ililiiy lit Carey, Moutjiomory County, KuiiHiis, by the Cunuy New Cuinpni'y. Magnetic Heal- j3 WANTED EiiU'h il ui wound iliiKii mader lit tlio pout Ofllee nt nnry, Kiiiimim, il IV HiiUsi'i'liiluu I'l'Id-jLimimi yi'iirlu aclviiiii'O. er.

Specialist in chronic diseases. Permanent cures guaranteed. CONSULTATION free, Office at Palace liotift, after, the 15th of January. NV Now look at the condition of our chronology, if the latter system is used. It makes leap year come in A.

D. chronology oa 4, 8, 12, or any number divisible by four, which is correct; but in computing B. G. chronology leap year then comes on 1, 9, 13, numbers that have 'no common divisor, and placing that era's chronology in an almost inextricable confusion. On the other hand, if the astronomer's 0 year is inserted, sec with what case chronological events in both eras map be accurately computed and that troublesome 29th.

of February located. In tracing chronological events from the Christian: Era Advertising Vlitca, BOcoritsn llinutll )PI'll('ll I.WUls Tl t'OlltK a IllIC HlHt ItlRWtlnil, 8 eeiitas ftm. Onjciu ly ciintriitis 2ii per win tllKcmint, or 10 per cent on sh moiilln jciiitrittts. All mattvr alive until oiiii'ieil i ut. Cull The Boers nude Johnnie shed another big tear.

'LliYA McCORKliLL SEEMSTflESS, Does fnr.ily tiewlng cither by the day or ly the Cull Mr. Lumla residency corner 2nd, Ave. und Spring Struct. Ladiegaid Seitkn7Ei? to look at the BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY of fine jewelry, watches, clocks, Silverware, optical goods and musical instruments. J.

A. SELBY, Jeweler, Senator Quay and Representative Ruberts. can, set on the white house steps and shed tears of sympathy for each other. Must be starting in over again witli the war over in the Philippines as they ate lighting:" again into the B. C.

Era, leap year falls Do not stand on your head to read this. s.aaoiMHOf H01 IDtfcfe sirfl hdM 1 on the years 4 A. 0 A. 4, 8, 12, etc, B. C.

The cipher year at the beginn 1" 1 at Cavite proviuee which is near Caxey, Kansas, Manila. ing of the Christian Era must stand, and it must stand as the beginning of the first century, as W.M.l;UGATlv Physician Surgeon Culls answered at all times of day and nljcht. Ofllue, room 4, llenderwon building, 2 t. i vr' 4 5' 4-n Crv( -t-' vv. ALJ Washington dispatches say the old soldiers are becoming disgusted with the McKinley administration.

The same most ever where but some wont own it. Governor Stanley's pivate Henry Allen takes this kind Is a man, and particularly a man who is entrusted with the management of the nation's af of a shot at Funston. "The only argument for the soldier is sue- fairs; to stick to notions which he cess, it he nas gained tnai ue the cipher year in 190o must stand for the beggining1 of the 20tb. century. The Christian Era division of time came in vogue in the 6th.

century and what is known as the Gregorian calendar was compiled. Not being an accurate measure of time this calendar was improved on, and wc read -of the adoption in Scotland of the improved calendar in 1600. which was sup posed to be the opening year of the 17th. century. Inasmuch as the astronomers have been the ones to correctly GRAY GRAVES Qitq rcmsfer Meet, trains.

Baggage promptly attended to. Our forefathers left th old world braved the danger of au unknown land to get away iro.n imperialism and military despotism. Why should we favor it now? can not add to it by talking. may have held previous to his elevation to the position of the people's scvan whether they be right William Jennings Bryan the 1 or wrong? Perhaps the president choice of nine-tenths of the demo has been convinced that he was mistaken. Would his critics have him continue in a course which iie has discovered to be a wrong.

Perhaps again he has shifted his position owing to a change in the' times. This countrvis Charton Dana. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Practice in all Courts. Onii-o lwmiK nt Hurt kK, Hurtles Homlmson Citiicy, Kansas.

compute the divisions of time, and claim the accuracy of chronological computations C. depends on the ciper year, we are inclined Colonel Bryan is winning fame as a capturcr of wild beasts. He has captured a panther in Texa a tiger in New York and has started in of thc-elephaut. Taylor Riddle chairman of the Populist State committee has called a meeting of the commettee for Feb. 6 to fix the time and place for holding the State cratic voters for president.

He is also the choice for that high office cf more than two million vot ers who are opposed tollannaism but have not as yet fully identified themselves with the democratic partv. It is the desire and purpose of the rank and file of the democrats of the country that Bryan receive the party nomination next year. His nomination will mean victory for the party and for. the toiling millions of America, Broad Axe- progressive andsilua'tious change rapidly. What was best for the couiiry in 1896 might be the worst Board by Day or Week.

Patronage Solicited. possible thing for it in 1900. to the belief that the beginning of tne lirst century of the Christian Era was the year 0, and the beginning of the 20th. centurv Tribune. GOT3 Take the tarift question as an example.

Many former strong- Summer McQuilfen's The Clifford Hotel, M. IvLEMMON, Propri tor. advocates of the protective tariff are now ready to go further even TONSORIAL PARLORS Fur an easf slnirCa-hd ifp- to-date hair cut. than the president in thedirection of free trade. If the tariff has As we go to press we arc informed that Grandma Midner is very low, her condition in very critical.

Lately Refitted and Under Nevr Management And then it is a fact that we are thus early begining to reap something from our new possessions smallpox front Porto Rico THE OF A NEW COURT. Topeka.Kan., Jan. 10. Before seven days elapse a suit will be Located North of Corner Drug Store, Canej', Kansas. served its purpooe, and is no longer needed and the country would be better off without it why shouldn't it go." and Cuba, and the bubonic plague brought in the supreme court of Kansas to test immediately the TYRO NEWS.

trom the Hawaii Islands. Noth ing like having something new, power of the couit of visitation to establish and enforce raihoad Special attention given to Surgery and the Diseases of Women. tnici' over i Hons Valley 1 3 1. The cattle shippers of Kansas Good winter weather. Drs.

Stanley and Bradley have been trerting the case. 1 rates This determination was reached today at a conference of the live stock men's grievance held a meeting at Topeka the mrst oi this week and decided to committee with its attorney, ha take steps to protect their inter CHRONOLOG ERS OR ASTRONOMERS. The great daily chronological bookmakers have slarted in to correct our entrance into the 20th century. They figure it very much like a Chinaman computes the age of his infant that it's a iear old the day it is born. This F.

Garver. The nature of the i. uuwitt ana wire were quite poorley but are geting ests future. They say they are proceedings is left to the counsels A. M.

EAR being robbed by the rail roads better. judgment, but it will probably is the Republican party stands Mr. Ground the new section mov be in mandamus or quo warranto. sponsor for the corporations they ATTOIIYEY- AT LA Olllce mom 3 bulMIng Specla elt.nls with cnlU'Cllmw ami real estate. ed in to Mrs.

Morrison's house threaten to bolt party at the Not much hope is entertained that the court's constitutionality will at once. coming election. The City Meat Market JAMES DANCER, Proprietor Fresh and salt meats constat! on hands We take special care in the selection of our meats, and seclected by only experienced hands. We handle only the best brand of fresh OYSTERS nd SELL at the very lowest pries, CALL for our CELERY Always Crisp and Tender, be upheld. W.

II. Allen has moved to his Whatever else may happen Mr Kansas University will have to new farm two miles west of way Garver was instructed by his get a push on the loot ball game side. clients to keep out of the federal next year or Missouri will walk off with the prize. As co ach court. want to do our A.

D. Jordon aud Walter Par II. YORK, Auctioneer, Havana, Kansas. fighting in the state courts," the II, Yost, who gave the Kansas I1' 1 sons bought the J.M.Garr spokesman of the oommittcc said university football team instructions last season, has definitely of hardware. to Garver.

"If we can't get fair view might be justly yclept "yellow" journalism. The Topeka Capital absolutely ridicules anyone who cou Id be so imbecilic as to maintain that January 1 1900, is tit fii fst day of the 20th century but its iu-telleclnal brilliancy is as manifest on this question as it is in politics The nucleus of the argument of these chronological jugglers lies in the assertion that we had no such a thing1 as a cipher year. Assumption is false. We have a cipher year every ten years and the only possible way to figure is from the ba sis of the cipher from. We figured from it at the begining of the Christian Era and decided to accept the offer made play in the state courts we have A.

S. Madison has rented the redress. We can rise up, and Dr Tann farm one mile west of by the Missouri universiiy management and will coach the Tig the judg-e off the bench at Harrisonville. the next election. Besides, the ers next fail.

FOR state courts as a rule are more in The Wheeler brothers moved out of Mrs. Morrisons and moved clined to be fair on general principles. But the federal courts Palace Hotel in to the Butter building. are controlled entirley by the cor sickness none very bad ex poralions and wa (have no more ccpt Nute Cornthaite who was ex show bucking the railroads in "A newspaper whose coiums over How with' advertisement of business men." says Ta Image the great preacher has a greater influence in attracting and building up a town than any other ageucy that can be employed. People go where there is business.

Capital and laber go where there is an enterprising No pow soon ever xu years; wc- nigure pected to die for two weeks but is better. the federal courts than a snowball in Iloilo in. June A. C-Times. Mrs.

John Buster sr. has been A Present There is nothing ar nice as a Piano, Organ, Guitar, Banjo, Violin' Mandolin, Some kind of a Independence several days The leading hotel in the city. Cood, clean beds. Special attention to com- nicrcial men. Board by day or week.

Your patronage solicited. J. T.SHULTZ, Proprietor aiting on her grandchilb Rob from a cipher year in 1900; we figure the very timj of day from timepieces that do not register the hour until the hour is fiuesh-edjyou can nouureelimhiite the cipher from the conjunction of B. C. aud A.

D. than you can from 1S0O. Some of our dictionaries in giving the definition ot a century er on earth is not so strong to bnildupatown as a newspaper Buster's little son. wen patronizcu, ana its REPUBLICANS CHANGING FRONT. The following editorial clipped from the Topeka State Journal a Republican paper shows that the average republican will have to be a trained adrobat if he keeps Jose Lenhart ha been visiting should be appreciated.

1. rr in tyro since Christmas but has gone back to take her place ujcciunjc: lown killers are become ambibuous and about in the high school. classified into eight seprate bran the only clear conclusion derivable ches as follows: First, those from them is thata century 100 who go out of town to do their Rev. Brunk Pastor of the up with his party, they gave up Silver for the Gold Standard and now they are to abondon protection aud he como a free trade warlv and this too under -Musical Instrument Will please the average person COAL. years.

Christiou church at Coffeyville shopping; second, those who oppose improvement; third, those who prefer a quiet town to one lecturedlast night to fullhcuse. The Encyiopedia Brittanic states that the astronomers have Subject Love, Courtship aud maintained thcO year at the be trininsr ot the Christian tra in McKinley the apostle of protection. What nezt? "The president is being subjected to much criticism on the order to correct and easily com I pute our chronology. Marriage it was simply grand. He is a nice smooth talker and a very plesant gentleman nlround.

BIED-December, 27, 1S99. Mrs Euu a Schooley wile of J. L-Schoolcv a former resident nf It has been a tew addle-pated, cetter than any other Present. If you think of buying a Piano or Organ, call on or write to the Coffeyville Musie House, 119 8th Coffeyville, Kans. Peidmon mithing, Pittsburg.

ALSO Hard Coal for Base Burner. Long-Bdl Lumber Co F. C. ACCCTT, prufessed chronologists who have of vim and enterprise; fourth, those who imagine they own the town; fifth, those who deriJe public-spirited men; sixth, those who oppose every movement that does not originate with them; seventh, those who oppose every movement that does not appear lit them; eLjht who sec injure the creii; or t- n.c:it!vils. part of the opposition press.

lie is accused of having changed front on almost every public question during his term of oake. mixed the many in a maze of am 1 They have claimed that Caney. died of cosumptiot at her the Christian Era started wtth father's home, Robert Cirrick, the year 1, and thai the year pic- four miles oufh west of Frankfort Without going int. the pro ol these changes let us assume that they are true. What thea? Indiana.

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