The Caney Patriot from Caney, Kansas • 1

IT- VOL-1. CANEY, MONTGOMERY COUNTY, KANSAS. DECEMBER, 22, 1899. KO. It is strange to note the make up of our American Go The Caney Pa trfct rCnfifSHED lY A.

M. 1'AIJKONS, on the street and spring the ques TITiT A CnTCDT A tion of the South African war and W. M. 1: I'd Physician Surgeon Culls tumwered at all times of day jind night. Oil! ce, room 4, Ilcinkwm tiuildinsTj 11! you will almost see tears of sym lulilUliecl each i rWay nt Ciii'i-y, Monttroim'ijr Con a Kiiumis, by the canny Newn Ciui'iaiiy.

Hiiit'ivd nt second class lUiitlor lit lie l'oi-t IP pathy for the poor down trodden Boers trinkle -i the checks Ollk'etCaiioy, Kanwis. i See The Grand Holiay Dispaly At The 8 J) you of the sory stricken faees ill Ion l'rlcu Sl.w pur yi'il rlil mlvum-o. great many with whom you gjewelery Store. may bring up the question. But AitvarUtrfiiK rales Oocentsa month i'r Im-Ii I.ol-iiIsO cents a lino first lusi'it Inn, contus (Id.

Ou yoarly cunt racts 2U ci' i-snu iliscduut, or 10 pur cent on Kh months soatrai'ts. All niatie.rullve until onleroil Mit now change the subject to the Jewelry. Fine BoIIl Qold Watclies, Clocks, Silver Novelties. CEHLTJIjCID GOODS. HARDWARE -v FURNITURE.

war with the Philipinoes see how 1 Fine Cilluloid Trinket boxes 10 cents and up. Toilet Cases from quick the estpresiori Willthange GRAY GRAVES Citq Transfer apd Cab Ltijc Meet all tratus. Baggage promptly attended to. Cull'and Collar Boxen 50 cent and up, cents to $11.01 eaoh to one of vehemence they will say the rebels ought to be killed. If you dont beleive this try it.

Handkerchief Boxes from 35 cents up. OIov Box-s from eeiiti) up. We are sorry ttt at Montgomery Sterling Silver Toilet Cases. County has such high minded ed T. Ciii'llnghniiso, r.

flnrlliiulioiiMC. Additional Locals." 0. O. 'l aylor was up Tuesday from Colliusville after Rjy who took French leave fend came back to Caney. He took the deserter back at once.

Ve dU not learn the sentence of the court marshal The the-moon day night was grand sight. It w.is nearly The sky was entirely free fr'om'clouds the view being' very obstructed and the clear old air making the sight all that could be asked for. Garlinghouse Bros, Keep connlaiilly on timid and man ufuuture lo order, itors as those of the Elk City Enterprise the f. Cherry vale Clarion and Coffeyville Independent that they will not favor a county paper with an exchange. Of course we realize our smallness but thought might by having the pro Toy Pistols 1 cent each.

Dolls from 1 cent up. Braid plus 3(Hit aud up. ton Round Oak Stoves Wilson. Heaters-Mosaic stove Shot Guns, Rifles and Revolvers Ammunition. Kutter Axes Block Tack, Axes Cross Cut Saws Table and Pocket Cutlery.

M0NUMENT6, TABLE TOPS. Bed- Rscm Suits Mattrers and Couches Rockers Center Tables Extension Table-; Carpets Oil Cloths and Window shades All Kinds. Remember the JEWELRY Store Is head quarters for 'Sail kind of presents, f'jr Old and Yong, Cheap and Ex- duction of those great minds pensive, the best of ad gjood goods at the lowest prices. j) Solid Gold Rings 25 cents and up. I.A.SELBY, Jeweler, Cancy, Kansas.

In Marb and Granite, FlneCarvtngaSpeclalty i Cuiuy, Kaiifitis, The Auual meeting of the St Kkholders of the Caney Creamery Co will be held at the office of A. M. Parsons in building ou Saturday Jan. 6, 1(M, E. S.

Estes Sec. come to our table be much benefited, and again, -ve are sorry because they are all three liberty loving sociable loving republican papers. But then we get the Kansas City papers. 1'ies. J.

HluckKjilw. r. Allen, V. ie K. U.

Allen, Afjsltiluut ('null. Secretary of War Root is receiving quite a boom for the nomination for vice president on the republican ticket. Wit- HAVANA ITEMS. Oh how cold! Great Stars what rough roads. Overcoats and gloves Please did you notic how ic snowed and blowed-Wednesday.

A carload of coal is badly needed if it isn't the very best --why we'll take it. Why in Sam Hill dont Dr. Botts OANBY VALLEY -BANK Capital and Surplus $20,000 I)oc a fonoriil J'linliiiif; liiihiiuw. Loan on jfood perimnal inxl collaleral oecut'Iliev, Also write insuramie in best eomrmnies. The Post Office safeat Cherokee Kansas was blown open this week but the robbers failed to get any thing of value.

NOTICE. PATRIOT and either the Weekly Kan sas City Times or the Kansas City Star for $1.00 a year, tUMKADhii. The 0. A. K.

will meet in the I. O. O. F. 'hall Dec.

30 th the last Saturday in this month for the purpose of electing aud other important NORTH SIDE. FORTH CANEY- KANSAS- Taylor Riddle chairman of the Populist State commtttee is adva-eating the theory of the party hold ing but oneconventien next year instead of two. He says the people of the party are not wealthy and they do not hold rail road passes therefore must pay their rail road fair. The holding of one convention and at that put out a state ticket and elect deli-gates to the national convention will save for the state campaign funds about $8000. should be done as the enrporations will not contribute to the campaign fund.

Ask some men how they feel and they will entertain you for an hour with thuir woes. Just as though you had no troubles of your own, ay his side want. Hogs-Hogs less than a thous Charlton Dana, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Practice in all Courts. and head were shipped from Havana Wednesday.

Office ronmx live mid nix, Ilui'dos Jlnmleison liiillcllup, Caney, Kausiis. Most men are now wondering what they are going to get for Christmas also what it is' going to cost them. A wonderful Death is expected soon occurs once in a Board by-Day or Week. Patronage The Clifford hundred years. ao TO There is a new man in the field of those talked about for the Populist nomination for governor, in the person of A.

P. Elder of Ottawa. Mr. Elder is a son of If you want your spoons silver plated Uncle Joe. Robison is the In Africa the war is between the bulls and Boers but in New York it is betwee the Bullst and Bears.

LEMMQN, Propr itor. lad that can do it. SummerS HcQuilfen's T0NS0SIAL PARLORS For au easy shave and up to-date hair cut, Geoige. Bowcrsock is unload Lately Refitted and Under New ManaKraer.t'-.. DIED: -Stephen Sanders one ot the old settlers of these parts died Saturday evening.

has been sick for several years' and took suddenly worse Saturday evening about 5 oclqck and expired in- about ten minutes. Mr. Sanders was a member the M. W. A.

and carried au insnreauce of 3DOO.O0. This lodge of woodmen have been exceedingly, fortunate this is the first member the lodge has lost by death in a period of over 10 years. The funeral services were bile; at the Christion church Sunday after noon at2oclock the sermon was preached by Elder J. R. Charlum.

ing a carload of lumber to day Located North of Corner Drug Store, Caney, Kansas. Will Foster' wife is quite sick with throat trouble. There is said to be money enough in the county sufficient to supply every, mm, woman and child with $25. Evidently those Wall Street fellows want more than their share G. Rush has moved into his new resident.

A. STEVENS, M. D. i Special attention given to Surgery and the Diseases of Women. Jffiptf nvr I Hmrn Vultey llanlc.

I 11 a. 111. to 3 p. m. Cam-)', Kiiiiiiiii.

Mrs. is verv nick Pi1 living four miles east of Havana The average girl starts out at Bruce Blake went over to the 16 to make a name for herself, P. P. Elder the distinguished reformer who has been doing business in Kansas for many years. Governor Stanley has commuted the penitentiary sentence of Edward Johnson from six years to four.

This lets him out in March. Johnson burglarrized the store of his uncle, Foster Williams, at Coffeyville. Williams asked for clemency in Johnsons case, aud promised to give him a job. Johnson was 17 years' old when his crime was committen. Miss Anna Carlson, the new editor of the Lindsborg News, evidently has an eye to business.

She says "the man with the lioe is all right, but what's the matter with the man with, the dough?" Topeka Mail. Hub Sunday. but decides at JO that some man will do. Dr. Rose butchered his hogs Friday.

A.M. RARSOMS, tf.TTOR.VEY AT LA V. If you want your hogs bu cther- The average woman will marry any man who has the grit to hang around her long enough ed Willard blake is in the busi 4 -VP ness. Olllce roum 3 HemUM'Sim-Hnrlles biilMIng Specla elfui'lii villi culli'climis and real trslate. prehapsshe thinks it is the only A stranger gave us quite a talk way she can yet rid of him.

The City Meat JAMES DANCER, Proprietor Fresh and salt meats constntl on hands We take special care in the selection of our meats, and seclected by only experienced hands. We handle only ilu best brand of fresh OYSTiikS nd SELL at the very lowest pries, CALL for our CELERY Always Crisp and Tender, at church the other night and We have of late heard several he seemed to be out of his neck. i V' i republicans make such remarks Dr. Botts was buying corn to as this: since the court desided L. II.

YORE, Auctioneer, day (Friday.) The Cjinmercial club met last Wednesday evening to discuss the ga-3 question. Mr, K. B. Skinner making the city a proposition' on that subject through a letter to Mayor Todd We think that every encouragement, shouid be given Mr. Skinner that can be as the fact is now that if Caney gets gas at all it must he through individuals and not the city its self.

The club will meet next Wednesday evening when Mr. Skiuncr will be asked to be pre ent and make a written proposition the same to be taken up and discussed by the club. Everybody interested in this matter should be present. What Caney wants and must have is gas. If the Visitation court law uncon Would like very much to be in stituional.

"The Suprme court vited to a Christmas dinner-poor Havana, Kansas. is knocking out every one of the "Age has its advantages in the office of the ministry, but it has also very evident disadvantages and when the balance is struck perhaps a congregation is right in the idea that it is losing and not gaining under the ministry of an Pop laws as fast as it comes to them''. How about the good re pussy wants a comer. L. H.Vore butchered bin hogs Friday.

Did you see the eclipse of the inoon last Saturday night. Poor old Fox that has been a re public asylum law whicu ruu cost the state several thousand of dollars and nothing derived from it. man, writes "lan Maciaren in the December Ladies' Home Journal. "For one thing-and it is a very serious one-a minister after a certain age is almost iinpevious sident of Havana for less than a the people and the city keeps on in hundred years has left for parts unknown Ross Blair was buying hogs the same old way no one taking new ideas Of course the exact any interest in the matter but age will vary with different men, and it is dangerous even to hint Ml leaving it to somebody else then Palace Hotel The leading hotel the city. Good, clean beds.

Special attention to mcrcial men. Board by day or week. Your patronage solicited. J.T.SHULTZ, Proprietor so long we will be a back number so far as gas is conceerned. at it since the reader would always be able to mention exceptions.

Here is a thing which is fl it-ing around Kansas: "A mother gave each of her two sons thirty apples- to sell. John sold his at two for a cent and brought his mother home 15 cents. George dirposed of his lot at three for a cetit returning 10 cents. The combined sales amounted to 25 ctnts. The mother then went out with sixty apples and soli them at the rate of five for-2 cents receiving 24 cents for the lot.

Where is the missing cent?" KC. Times. There are men to whose minds no new idea can find access at the age of thirty men of hopeless BACHELOR BUTTONS. From the New York Press. When a man admits that the dullness who will be.

an incubus joke is on him he doesn't think on a conjfreffation all thicr days; and there are men whose minds it is much of a joke. The dream that woman is like Monday. We have heard that a mule waits 14 years for a chance to kick his master bnt R. U. Knocks only waited one year and-he lost a few ribs Friday.

II. M. Ross is quite sick with the hemorrage ot the bo wels. Al Robison wai delivering coal Irom the train Monday. C.

M. and Ed James have dissolved partnership. Al Robinson has retimed from Oklahoma and has moved Jflto the Odem house. James Deffenbaugh of Wayside is very low at this writing. i JOE.

will be hospitable to the latest idfns at the age of fouiscore. is generally the one that you are glad isn't so when you wake up. With the average man there co nesa time when his mind cry A woman nlwavs tries to smile Secretary Hay's son goes to Pretoria as consul, at one of the stallizes and his beliefs become There is nothing quite as nice as a Piano, Organ, Guitar, Banjo, Violin, Mandolin, Some kind of a Musical Instrument Will please the average person better than any oher Present. If you think of buying a Piano or Organ, call on or write to the COAL. sarcastically when she is in most critical periods in the relat absolutely fixed.

He may not street car next to a man and the resent the discoveries of younger ion between this country and the South African Dutch Republic. men; he certainly will not as conductor says 'Si closer When the average woman gets on a new silk petticoat she acts im late the n. He may not oppose j. Peidraon Smithing, Pittsburg. If.

ALSO Inasmuch as the young 'man is 24 years of age, lie may have een new methods of action; he certain ly will not adopt them. His peele 1 to have acquired a large like a man that goes around with his necktie sideways so as to show It is Strang that the. Editor of amount of di mitic experience prcaceing njiy bo absolutely as his diamond stub. Hard Coal for Base the Tribune is so short ighfel which will stand him well in hand jood as it was before because it will Jbc the same without any ad as to clip from the P. iot and in his new job.

Being a son of Burner. Lumber Co Et-ery Chri.itin.-iH every old gels a lot fussy things to slick on the wall from women (Sit It, n. 1 a .,..,11 ditiun of nen thought, but it may be bad rp speaking Coffeyville -Music Hon 19 8th give credit to the Chronicle. We are sure the two words are not sue'led alike. Wt notic- U.

bis lather, however, lie may be expected to dodge all the rough places aud basj; on to the soft sii.i.O-.irlArlcDj-ncr-it. becausa ii should have new I bnv him a piir (if v.m!en socks. ii this vrteks.