Salina Daily Gazette from Salina, Kansas • 4

soon bo hero now, Springtime will gentle Annie. Tee Duly Sazetie. ONE WEEK. Dakota came into the Union with quite a nourish of wind. Published Every Day Except Monday by SU-INA GAZETTE PRINTING COMPANY.

THE HUIV. In (Jnua'crlo It Waves ami Caterpillar In Others. In South Arorica tho inhabitants eat every thrr, eVen serpents and lizards. Humboldt has there seen even children 'jrag enormous centipedes out of crunch them up. ara choice food on the Mis-so" arl and Mississippi, and at Eineraldi 'the tid-bit is a roasted monkey.

Tho "St. Patrick's day in tho mormn -March 17th' will soon be here. ONE WEEK. COMING, SURE! SATURDAY MATINEE. COMING, SURE! G.

W. C. EOIIUER, MANAGING HUIXOR. PoBTi'-TWO states and eighty-four senators, is the way it reads now. FRIDAY MORNING.

MARCH 1. SATURDAY MATINEE. 'Gkaky" county is certainly a ver great improvement on Jofferson- county. 2STOT ONLiY" THE Salina is getting things ir4 g0h 8iajJ6 for a spring and summer. of dented progress.

wm Saline count v's share of the semiannual divifjon of the State school money is BUT THB APPEARANCE OF flesh of the larger animals is appreciated variously; in Arabia tho horso, in India the elophant and in Egypt the camel. Tho Chinese taste Is for cats, dog's, rats and serpents, while boars' paws and birds' nests are dainties. But the pariahs of Hindostan have still stronger stomachs, for they contend with the dogs, vultures and kites for putrid carrion. The nearest approach to this remarkable tasto is afforded by the inhabitants of Cochin, China, who prefer rotten eggs to fresh ones. At Terracina a fruest will be asked whether he prefers a land or a water eel.

In the West Indies a large caterpillar found on the palm tree is esteemed a luxury, while the edible nests of Java swallows aro so rich a dainty that the ingredients of a dish cost as much as fifteen pounds. A curious prevails in many parts of the world' for clay, According to Humboldt, it is eaten in all the countries of the torrid zone, but tha mildness! gain and Welcome spring, eternal gentle Annie, robins nest i hand organs, etc. TT The winter of 1888 and 1889, the most memorable in the history of Kansas, like the legislature "has went." KEWSPAPEB BOKKS. No ono who has the loust experience in a newspaper office will dispute the statement that the journalist has more than iis share of bores to endure. His life is largely made up of crosses of this kind, which he is compelled to take, up and carry eery day as he sits at his desk.

The bore always appears early in the day, when the busy newspaper man is getting comfortably at work, and is putting in his big licks; he comes in later, when the editor's desk is -covered with copy and the man in charge has all he can attend to without listening to other matters; he bobs up. serenely when the tired journalist is attempting to snatch his noonday lunch in peace; he buttonholes his helpless victim upon the street, corners him in the alley, runs him down on his way home, cnlls on him in the guise of friendship, and finally haunts him in his sleep, until the worn out worker drops into a slumber with dreams in which all creation seems to be mado up of bores, with their rfcver-ending buzz and hum. Let us enumerate a few of these nuisances to be found in nearly every community Thb Kansas legislature of 1889, that is, a part of is no more. For all of which lot us be devoutly thankful. The day of the improvement of the postal service of the country, thank for practice is also observed in the North, tune, is now very near at hand.

as hundreds of cart-loads of onrth con taining infusoria are said to bo annu- Jake Admire, as one of the commis sioners of the Hutchinson reformatory. ally consumed by tho country people in the most remote parts of Sweden, suits us, if it doesn't anybody elso. and in Finland a kind of earth is oc casionally mixed with bread. This The Fiftieth congress and the South latter custom is more civilized than ern Confederacy will, in a day or so now, that observed by tho women on the EDITH ARNOLD. be relegated to the rear for all time.

on earth except Salina. Mag'dalona river, who, while shaping Itt the first place, tho man who does not appreciate the fact that every mo The Atchison Champion is doing con earthen vessels on the pottery-wheel, nut lareo lumps of clay 1 in their siderable turning and since ment of a newspaper man's life is ynlua mouths. In the same place it is often ohn A. Martin sagged back into its edi ble, and that his 'legitimate duties demand his closest attention during all torial management. necessary to confine the children to prevent their running out- to eat earth immediately after a fall of rain.

The Otomac tribe of earth-eating Indians It is generally a mistake to appoint his hours at his. desk, without unnecessary distractions, is a bore who should members of the legislature to state offices, but Governor Humphrey probablp never be allowed to enter a newspaper oould not help himsolf. knead tho earth a true potters' clay into ualls of five or six inches in diameter, which they roast by a weak fire until the outsido is hard. They FIRST-CLASS ARTISTS! 25 TIie highest postoflice in the country is at Mineral Point, Colorado 12,000 foet remoisten them when they are re office. His class, unfortunately, is a large one, and makes its presence uncomfortably felt in every newspapor office.

He is ono of the biggest bores known in all the circles of newspaper-dom. The man who demands an editorial notice about something or other bocause above sea. The postmaster, however. quired as food, and according to insists that his salary is not as corres monk who Uvea twelve years among THE BRILLIANT YOUNG ACTRESS, pondingly high. them, one of them would eat a pound and a ouartoi? of this peculiar food in The indictment of Gov.

Larrabee, of a day. Gentleman's Magazine. he had advertised, and that other distinct Iowa, for criminal libel, presents a new The American Humane Associ lion resolved, in recent convention, and interesting phase on our form of government. The libel was in publishing the reasons why he would not pardon a that docking and nicking horse tails is cruel beyond excuse, and a disgrace to convict. civilization.

A brother of Millet, the eminent Thii Harrison administration will, in short meter, convince those who are in French artist, lives in Boston and earns a modest living as a sculptor. type, the man who wants a. notice because he has not advertised, are both of them bores whom every newspaper man will recognize. The man with a grievance, who has no no business in a newspaper office at all, is always sure to show up here, and is one of its most persistont bores. Ho has fered an overcharge from some dealor, he has been swindled by a street fakir, or injured, or talked, or abused by some one, and he invokes the power of the press to redress his wrong, entirely unmindful of the fact that in ninety-nino out of every one hundred cases of this kind the public has no interest what authority in Europe that this country is neither an ash heap nor, a swill tub for the dumping of their refuse and worth OTICE! JUST THE PLAIN COMEDIAN, WIL.L.ARD SIMMS.

AND THE CELEBRATED Uniformed Ladies Band and Orchestra This exceptional attraction consists of Twelve Lady Musicians, clad in Elegant Uni- forms, together with MISS HAXEE, The ONLY LADY DRUM MAJOR in the world, and the following first-class Musical Artists: less population. An ambitious statesman has delved into history and discovered that John THE FRIENDS AND CUSTOMERS, TO AdamSj.Thomas Jefferson and Zachary Taylor were the only presidents who did not give a New York man a place in the of firi cabinet. This proves nothing, and his 1 tory can he repeated whether New York secures a portfolio or not. as Mara MISS ANNIE BURROUGHS, Gov. Humphrey's appointment of our old friends Geo.

H. Case, of Maukato, Si Cornet Soloist. MISS MIM HALLETT, The Finest Lady Corneti.t in tho World. MISS ALICE BENNETT, Slide Trombone Soloist. warden of the penitentiary, W.

H. Mc- Tulisi MISS NELLIE NICHflLSON, MISS ALICE RICE0LS0N, Having'been unable Bride, of Kirwin, Wm. Martindale, of Emporia, and D. E. Connell, of Wyan Baritone Soloist.

Slide lAto Soloist. MISS LILLIE McKINLEY, MISS LOTTA.DE ROSE, dotte, directors of the pen, will meet with to close out satisfactorily, our large stock Solo Alto. MISS BERTHA BOYD, Tenor Soloist. MASTER DAN BAKER, The Smallest Hoy Musician in the World. Only Four Years Old.

general approval. The gentlemen named are all good men who may be reliodon to faithfully dischargo the trust confided to MISS LENORA BOYD, of matchless bargains, Euphonium Soloist. we have decided to them. Acknowledged by Press and Public to be the KANSAS NEWS. CirtMiiiiBtaiidi'S and IlaiipeiiHtiinccs From REMAIN IN SALINA We know thafit is contrary All Section of the State.

Argonia will raise cotton, and Sterling to our advertising: and our ex will raise cane. i Tho white house will be supplied with Kansas dressed beef. pectations, yet it must be, as The Galena Miner has gone to becomo we have ample reasons for so one of the ingredients of the soup. Will Appear in your Streets in One of Their Grand. ExMfoition Drills Weather permitting, each day at a.

and will give Open' Air Concerts each evening before the performances of, the CLAIR PAYEE COMPANY. All lovers of Music should see the Greatest Novelty that has ever visited the West; presenting on MONDAY, MARCH 4, Great UNION SQUARE Success, The Havana Herald is supposed to have been hung. I hat is, it has bus pendod. This is the only time that' The Dorranco Nugget and Bunker Hill Gazette have consolidated and gone we nave srone contrary to our ever, unci no paper would touch tnem under any circumstances. These are purely private matters which should never be obtruded upon public attention.

Such people find it hard to believe that public newspapers are not published to redress private grievances. Another bore is the man who is connected with some movement and assumes that because a newspaper has looked upon that movement with editorial favor he owns the newspaper. When such men carry their feeling of ownership to the point of sharply criticising the newspaper because its views do not tally with theirs in every respect, they are entitled to a high pi nee in the ranks of boredom. A bore is the man who always gives you an item with the remark: "There! That will help you fill up your paper." To a man who has been struggling for ten or twelve hours on stretch to get a half dozen columns of news into four columns of space, this has on exceedingly funny sound. The man who assumes that because you are a newspaper man that you should let him share with you all the courtesies and favors which, becauso you are connected with a public journal, you enjoy the free entry to all shows, railroad passes, etc.

that nia is a boro of exceedingly small dimensions as to calibre, but very large dimensions as to the auger instinct. The man who wants advertising done for little or nothing on the score that his influence in other directions will be a full equivalent for any deductions made on his bill; the man who doesn't know enough to properly conduct his. own business and yet who assumes to advise you how to run yours; the man who assumes to criticise the position or non-position of your paper on any, question of a public character; the man who imagines that a newspaper is run for fun and glory; all these are bores from which the whole newspajier fraternity suffpr to an almost intolerable extent. We have thus briefly outlined these various bores not because they are of special local application they, are not but for the purpose of stating some advertised word, as all those to Kussell, where they will issue the Kus sel County Gazette. who have dealt with us well know.

The candidates for a Kansas postoflice called a convention, but found whon too late there was no hall larg enough to hold them all. They adjourned to meet We have duly appreciated in an open lot. With all. the Special Scenery, Magnificent Wardrobe, Elegant Stage Settings. Solomon Sentinel: Salina had a trados your past patronage and will do our utmost to make it both display ono night last woek.

It whs of such an entertaining and picturesque character that it was repeated on the The Following Incomparable Cast of Characters pleasant and profitable to PRICES. trade with 'us in the future. We will closed for a few days to make necessary changes and receive the PRICES LORD WALTER HUNTINGTON. B. Chesley.

A victim whose future brightens. EARL OF 3VL Kimball. Keeps the ball rolling. CLARENCE ST. CLAIR C.

C. Garvin. Social, but designing. FRANK MORTON Maddern. Always on hand when needed.

ALICE ST. CLAIR Vivind Patee. lirnresentiiitr considerable Knelish money. FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE FLETCHER Ollie Evans. A siH-culator in the Matrimonial Market, MRS.

MONTROSE Eva Vernon. A devoted Mother. LITTLE EDDIE Little Tupinmce. A tie lietwoen two hearts. EDITH ARNOLD.

(An American Queena. WILLARD SIMMS -as Henry Wilkins. A sjieciilator ill American bonds and Stomach Hitters, witli-sons and refined Siiecialtics. LARGEST, BEST SELECTED and CHEIPEST following night. All the prominent business houses were well represented.

George S. Stoneking was conTictod at Abilene of rape, notwithstanding the fact that the eympathios of the young lady, Bertha Wardell, wore with tho accused. The girl's father brought the uhargo under the 18-year-old consent law. Tho Wichita Eagle says: Miss Mary A. Coombs, lately county superintendent of Saline county, was married last Wednesday to Itov.

Wm. Graham of Oregon. When left to ill better self woman nature naturally gravitates towards the mission for which she was designed. An exchange says: "Salina comes to the front with three births in ono house. Hut that's notiiinir.

Thorn wora thrra Stocks of Queensware, Glass 35 .50 ware, Tinware, Notions, Jewel, Neckweirr, Novelties and general necessities to be found in Kansas. OUR PRICESZ Gallery, Children 10c, adults 25c; Lower Floor, 3c and coc. births in one familv near Wichita a fewj Keserved beats without r.xtra charge at hitehead s. weeks ago." This is a base libel on the Schwartz hardware establishment. Three births and three birthdays are two dif-! ferenl tilings.

jr truths of universal recognition and ap plication. THE ha, is the way a sign reads in Salina, says an Abilene paper," quotes nil A Chicago man proposes tunnelling Niagara Falls and use the immense water power for manufacturing purposes. Thia kind of enterprise is really refreshing. It is on a par with that of the individual who shot over the whirlpool in a barrel. See the Solid Gold Watch to be Given Away Saturday Night, to the holder of the lucky number, on exhibition at Whitehead's.

tne Kansas uiiy uiooo. xne "sign is an advertisement in the Daily Gazette, and the advertiser is an enterprising townsmen, V. A. Maxwell, who is Bhrewd enough to know that phonetic spelling is attracting just what he adrer tiaed for trade and attention. uuuOlllul.