The Prison Trusty from Larned, Kansas • 3

JSdltorUl Scrubs. ALL truth is nonsense to the man PRISON OFFICIALS. A gentleman must kiss every lady he Is introduced to in Paraguay. It is who has taken alio into his heart. Ex For once Major Hudson of the Capital the custom of the country.

Industrial has reason to feel proud. The organ of OE0. W. HOLLENBACK A Trenton woman has beoome Insane after marrying seven times. W.

J. Holton. People's Sentinel. This should serve as a warning for Mrs. Frank Leslie.

T. BUTLER Great Bend Resident Officials. S. M. H.

MARKtTM Deputy Warden. J. W. lavocate. Could you inform us how much the fare is to that country? Jay Gould's signature is one that would puzzle an expert to decipher or counterfeit.

To an ordinary person it looks more like "Y'rs Truly" than anything else. But Gould was never truly anybody's but his own. Topeka Press. He Is now. A woman near Princeton, gave the convicts at the penitentiary is'agin The idea of permitting these jail birds to discuss political matters in public Is a disgrace to the state, but still more of a disgrace to the Populist party, which, by the the convict organ Is a supporter of.

The fact that several hundred burglars, murderers, rapists, etc, are running.a paper in defense of Populism isn't helping that Tp you will press the rattlesnake's button he will do the rest. Topeka O. M. Populist, T. A.

Chaplain His collar button or his cuff button? You should be more expllolt. Coant tot Week Ending, Oct. BY TRY to think well oi otner countries birth to four children last week, all political school in this state. Topeka besides your own country. Denver living whose total weight is twenty Journal.

Total number of 807 f.mit rVinRAoatlve pounds. Demson, lexas, Sunday Oa zetteer, (, republican or no republican, any Road, If a man have not learned to do so, at the present stage he were a pessi Oar Garden, Gloomy, dark and moated towern, Guard this pretty spot of ours, i Green amidst a desert brown. Laughing at the grim wall'a frown. On the breath of summer singing, Damasked pinks their sweets are flinging Where the red geranium flushes, Maiden-flowers to love's first blushes, And a look from fairest skies Lingers there as down It flies, While the mellow, twinkling stars-Watch themineaob twinkling's pause-Spread their softened, changing light Throughout the dark and dreary night, 'Till-the red tints of the aawn Blaze, as men come marching on, With a welcome on each face, Blessing thee, sweet garden place! Bringing back the tender spots, Early life's forget-me-nots, When youth chased the shining hours-Free as our own prairie flowers-Romped In childish glee away All the troubles of the day. i But how a dark and ein-cursed soul.

He straggles to his numbered hole. Dead to sorrow, Joy and love, Dead to all bnt God above, Bends Us bleeding heart in prayer, Begs of hope to nestle there! For life to live he asks on High, Or sadderstlll, for faith to die. But the pearly dews still kiss you, "Hardend Hearts" here would miss you; Purple tinted morning glory, 'Tls a true and living story, Nature knows no rise or fall, -But seeds her beauties out to all. H. E.

Wilson, individual who will express an opinion Grand old Missouri! She seems to be vying with Asia to be called the similar to the above is a human wart, mist indeed. to benefit whom specialists in the medi PABST.the'Milwaukee beer man, pass cradle of the human race. ed through Kansas in a special car the other day His customers walked. A. cal line sprang into existence; and we'll bet two dollars and seventy-five cents The stuffed animals in the Kansas exhibit at the World's fair, must have that the editor of the Journal has been Star.

Some of them doubtless got to ride in lost a good deal of their attractions saved from the penitentiary more than with Artz and Mrs. Lease on the HOW neatly Ihe stupid asses In Republican print shops in this state have "been caught recently. Some of the militia at the Garnett encampment got on a high lonesome, made a holy show of themselves by knocking down stands, wrecking a merry-go-round and insulting everybody on the- streets The stupid jackasses runing g. o. p.

sheets, without any discretion, sailed into ground. Wichita Star, once through the action of some prose the "hoodlum wagon" to the police station. 1 The Stars sympatnles go out very cuting attorney who pigeon-holed an Ed. Snow, state printer, Is opposed naturally to the stuffed animals. "A fellow feeling makes us wondrous kind." indictment and thus prevented him from associating in confinement with to an extra session of the legislature, although, as state printer, it would be men wno stole a sack or Hour to feed a The water-melon season is about over, a bonanza to Catch a Republican them as Artz's militia, when the facts hungry babe.

As far as Hudson is concerned, every and now the small boy will be obliged to turn his attention to the "Chink-a- state printer" knocking shingles off his show these fellows belong tooldoompa- pln." Southwest City Enterprise, own house, will you? Hat vey County nfofl lfift nver from the Republican ad' body Knows ne is, a skui-flint, and an News. ministration and are Republicans Some of the people at the insane asy If our esteemed contemporary will permit us to take that liberty, we would respectfully remind him that the nut "Amen" howler in "moral" circles in order that he may get an opportunity to walk off with the preserves when no A MAN who had some sort of patent rostrum for sale undertook to evade lum at Tcpeka were caught systematt The Porkuplnev the ordinance yesterday by giving in question Is correctly spelled only iz a Josh Billings: The porkupine awav the medicine and selling the di one 1b looking; and as for the editor of the Journal, any man in the Kansas kind ov thorny woodchuck. two ways: chincapln and chinquapin "Chink" is an innovation on us. rections how to use. Oklahoma City Thoare bigger than a rat, and cally robbing the state by carrying away lumber, shingles, nails and many other articles from the asylum.

The Republican jackasses at once set up noisy brays about Populist thieves robbing the state, An Investiga prison wno neia up a stage to rob a capitalist is the peer of a so-called pen TimeS'ournal. We suppose our esteemed contem The mystery of the disappearance of smaller than a can. Miss Jennie Mehl, the 20-year-old They llv in the ground, and are az porary means nostrum, unless the man daughter of Eugene Mehl, formerly prickly all over az a chestnut bur, or a was going about selling dry goods box- proprietor of the Kyan hotel, in St. Paul, has been solved. It has been case of the hives.

08 to be used for speechmaking pur tion proved the thieves Republican employes who had jbeen permitted to It Iz 6aid that they have the power ov poses. learned that on last Saturday she was married to James Robinson, a young formerly elevator boy in the still hold their positions alter tne "All people have a history, but the throwing their prickers like a javelin, but this iz a smart falshood. ny-a-liner who hires out as a puppet to a political thief who makes a practice of robbing the taxpayers, for such an individual is below the scale of an emaciated Chinaman. Look up the Journal man's record, Mr. TRUSTY, and our word for it, you will ascertain that only his ability aa a "tool" has prevented him from "doing time" long years ago.

Denver Mer change of and that the Ryan h.oteh--Industrial Advocate, wise ones are not in the autooiograpnj business. Milwaukee Journal. llrtw on the outside the "fence," who An old dog wont tutch a porkupine Poor thing, she was probably born The attention of John N. Reynolds, concealed the stuff stolen, Is a Republi color-blind. ton.

We believe we have had enny quicker tnan ne would a pnire brand, but yung dogs pitch Into them like urchins into a sugar hogshed. D. M. Jessup, Walter L. Russ and others who meditate going into the Mr.

Cleveland is slowly but surely occasion to say before that the Republi lecture business after being discharged can papers of Kansas are edited by a The konsequentz ov this iz they git cury. finding out that there are some things which even a president with a powerful will cannot do, and one of those things is to compel the U. S. senate to vote from prison, is respeotfully called to the fine lot of jackasses, the proof of which their mouths phuled with prickers, which are bearded, and kant bak The Bent Law. In the early days of interior Missouri, foregoing from the editor of the Mil ia attested bv cross tenorance and upon a measure before its memberB get waukee Journal, who reasons like a A porkupine'8 quill when it enters the late Judge cut cord wood, good and ready.

Barton County Ban numerous blunders. Wichita Com' moner. 1 cleared up his homestead farm, and ner. second-termer himself. "What animal, "asks a Chicago paper, "can make the most noise?" That's goes klean tnru and cums out on tne other side ov things.

This iz a way they hav got. was employed upon one side of nearly You mean "get good ready," don't you? They may get ready, but they will never get "good." The members every case that came up, being for some years the only lawyer in the When Mrs. Harrison died, Washington 'society mourned for her in the most approved fashion by aping "the custom that obtains in foreign easy: ihe Anarcmst. uome again. The porkupine iz not bad their meat tasts like pork and beans "ain't built that way." Kansas City star.

WE were about to shout-The Popu county, had no books except an old leather-covered Bible and an old with the beans left out. countries upon the death of a queen list, but your answer covers the ground. The much advertised and very much They hav a cute way ov stealing volume or two of history," similarly Our ieole. who no longer dare lay overrated Mary E. Lease made her first bow to a Stockton audience on Sat Leavenworth Times.

You mean bray instead of shout. apples known only to a phew. bound, but had read law for a short claim to independence or equality I have seen them run under an apple time in Kentucky in his youth. He follow "foreign custom" in all. matters was very small and insignificant in ap pertaining to our rulers.

It la manifest tree, and rolling over on the fruit which had fallen from the tree, carry oph on The johahnes asinus, otherwise known aa the Stand-up-for-Kansas republican, doos the loudest, honk-a-honk-a-honk-ing. pearance, but became before his death their prickers a dozen ov them. splendid lawyer and an honorable in the fawning homage poured out upon the occasion of the birth of the resident's baby; If Mrs. Cleveland's I hav often told this story to people Judge. Col.

H. Clay Kino, one of the very but never got enny one tew Deleave it A young attorney from the east set few Kentucky colonels doing time for murder, is out with a card charging yet. urday last. She was introduced in good form by Brother Riley of the elect, and pranced to the front of the platform, erected in the grove for her occupancy, and proceeded to raise her voice to a monotonous, hard, cold tone, and give her audience two and a quarter hours of words nothing but Stockton News. You certainly didn't expect her to throw in a Bell telephone, too, did you? What an amount of gall! A fellow who Is running a lunch counter at the Chicago fair sends a column notice, which he wants inserted at once, and in friends wish to lavish flowers, presents and congratulations upon her, no one else can object, but the nation bestows tled in the little country town, with his library of about half-a-dozen new that his conviction was the result of a Porkuplnes hav got a destiny tew conspiracy.

Inasmuch as Col. King nhii. it mav be only a hole in the and handsomely bqund law books, and its homage because she is the presi murdered another man in cold blood if there were a few more such conspira on his first appearance in a case he dent's wife, the "first lady in the land," Wanna she nersonallv deserves or cies tne lame oi tne Diue grass state brought most of his library to the would be higher. Lawrence World. ground, but they kan phill that az phull azit will hold.

Told LI. An exchange relates the following: "A Southern regiment'was on a retreat. Justice's office in a fine, beautifully flowered carpet-bag, popular in that You mistake: Col. H. Clay King is a Tennessean and was sent up for killing consideration will send a free ticket to day.

-wa3 engaged against him eat a lunch at his counter! Great God Major David H. Poston at Memphis, in and, as usual, had not a book. When Preston Plaindealer, the aforesaid state. Give Tennessee his adversary carefully drew his libra her dues. The 4'lamdealer seems unduly exercised over the Chicaeroan's offer.

We ry from the pretty carpet-bag and laid commands any more affuction or re- speot than any other woman. The sentiment of driveling, sickening, fawning adulation that has taken the place of our boasted American equality, is disgusting to sensible people. New Era. There's been a terrible ado over a train robbery out In Indiana the other day. And a hundred detectives are scouring the country in the effort to run down the bandits.

The express and Jasper Carter may have managed it down on the table, looked as would be willing to publish a column or conducted a paper in Usawatomie "ad" in exchange for a lunch at the tonished, but quickly recovered his ready resources, and asked the Justice but we doubt it be ever run a paper mere. prison trusty, Chicagoan's lunch counter. Definition No. 14 in "Webster's In to excuse him for a fe moments. He hurried to his homestead half a mile The devil likes to hang around ternational Dictionary is exactly as man who never says no as though he follows: "To conduct; to manage; to meant It.

The Evangel and Sabbath carry on; as. to run a factory or a hotel or so away and put his leather-bound Bible and histories into a grain-sack railroad oompanioi declare that they A soldier was shot through one leg. As he fell he called to his side comrade for help, declaring he Was shot and could not travel, that if he was left behind he would fall into the hands of the enemy. The unhurt comrade hesitated only a moment and then picked up the crippled veteran and threw him across his shoulder with his head hanging behind. On he ran with his load while the shot and shell were flying thick and fast.

A shell whizzed along and took off the head of the wounded man. The comrade who was doing the carrying act was not aware of the accident and pressed forward with the headless corpse. He was at last accosted by a retreating soldier and asked why he was carrying a headless man. The Outlook. rColloq.

U. The expression is a col will spare no expense to catch the ras and brought them to court, imitating loquialism, out correct in the united i Here's no use to bang around a man cals. That's all right enough. We States. Greeley Graphic.

like that; he will do his own self up, his opponent In laying them before him oa the table. The evidence was hone thev'U succeed but what about We frankly concede the point which, if he is only let alone. The devil is the thieves who have literally stolen by the aid of his fourteen-barreled dic introduced, and the eastern man being probably wiser than you give him two hundred million acres of the oholo for the plaintiff, made his opening credit for: or to put it more plainly, est acres of the public domain; and tionary, our esteemed contemporary has finally succeeded in making in the enemy's favor, There Is nevertheless a very significant fact which he appears argument and read at length from his text-books. made his characteristic what of the scroundrels who are about you are probably a durn fool attempting to explain what you don't under stand. speech in reply, closing by reading law from bis old Bible just the reverse to have entirely overlooked: namely, to Bucceed in striking down one-half the metallic money of the country, thus doubling the value of their mortgage holdings increasing the burdens of IN his letter to W.

J. Cleve- Governor President of that read by his opponent and took the Globe did not charge Jasper Carter with running a factory or a hotel. It accused him of running a newspaper Northen of Georgia, land distinctly says: his seat, putting his Bible on the table, tired man laid down his load only to discover that he was carrying a man with his head off, and cooly replied, "He told me a lie, he said he was the debtors Sentinel. His adversary reached over and picked a 4- Vt a fr no nv-sciA4 fit a A which is a very different affair, as any A OlUJt VUUl OAVl 0 VJVDVU Vi-lU and unlimited coinage of silver by this it up, and seeing what it was, eagerly THE Prison TRUSTY, a bright little hotel man would not hesitate to assure addressed the Justice: shot in the leg." paper printed In the Kansas peniten country alone and Independently, and I am in favor of the immediate, and un him. However, we surrender this time.

tiary, knows a good editorial when it "xournonor," said ne, "this man IRL R. Hick's forecast for October conditional repeal of the purchasing ia a humbug and pettifogger. Why, There Is nothing that a parent gives us for the first, reactory storms clause of the so called bnerman law. sir, this is the Bible from which he has see, it and is not afraid to give full credit, to the Sun when it culls any choico morsels from its weekly spread. should so fully realize as the fact that on their way to the east; a cold wave If that doesn't prove what we have pretended to read law." can be expected from 3 to snow, rain In order to have truthful children they always Rothschilds and The old justice looked indignant, C.

Sunday Sun, must be absolutely truthful themselves. the Bank of England have strings on and interrupting the young attorney, The man who would publish such in Little minds are quick to realize the him, then we are at a loss to furnish and high winds; a normal tendency to storm; and earthquakes will wind up by a cold wave. Frost about the 10 to 13 can be expected: a storm period is said, "set down, durn ye; what better famous stuff as that which appears in anv better evidence. Americans don't absolute stability of their parents 'statements and are just as ready to detect law can we git than the Bible?" He the Ottawa Journal deserves a better lob than state printer. He ought to talk that way Americans are ready to defend American finances and believe then decided the case In favor of the flaws in their armor of sincerity as well located from 15 to 18; about the 16 it will organize and snow in the north defendant.

Ex. be promoted to the editorship of the Do not promise anything that you do in American ability to erect an American system of its own independent of any and west; very cold days and nights The man that planned the capture of not mean to carry out. If you cannot answer any of their little questions will continue up to the 21; and about country on earth. If Cleveland will go the St. Joseph train robbers last Sunday night is well known here.

His name is P. F. Locke and he formerly sold or the 25 another storm will remind us truthfully, do not make up some reply that they will later discover to be in to St. Louis, October 3, and listen to the speeches of the Pan-American that winter is at our doors. Prison Trusty.

Great Bend Regis ter, Newspaper men are not all so poverty stricken as tradition teaches. Many of them are fuirly well loaded wfth bi-chlorlda of gold. Memphis Commercial. gans here. Muscat ah Record.

"The last period for the month runs We had a man here named Organ from the 26th to 30th. The disturban scheme; he will learn that on this side of the big pond are to be found people willing to go into an American inter correct, for such proceedings will have a tendency to instill in them a carelessness in regard to their own statements that will soon make it easy for them to who used to sell locks, but we suppose It can't be the same party. ces will be central about the 27th to 29th, with warmer, threatening condi national financial scheme that will Claus Spreckles is entirely too tell falsehoods without a qualm of con tions in the east, and severe changes to- BUILD UP North and South America A FOOL is about the only man who knows at all times just what he believes. Galveston News, science. Remember the parent is the colder developing to the west.

Be on. and not make of their people monetary confident of winning for a man who has no better hand than queen high, Elaketnan the watch, autumnal storms, especially slaves to the Jew gold metal owners of pattern that the little ones will follow; therefore make that pattern as nearly It beats jack high, and that is all the England and Germany. Cleveland is hereditary. Detroit on the lakes and coast. Be ready, also, for the cold wave which will be due th last four days of October," people of the United States have to Poverty free Press.

JSO gab, perfect aa it is possible for you to do, The Advance, i NOT an American add he should be impeached. Denver Road. bank on except their "navy." i.