Udall Sentinel from Udall, Kansas • 1

Udall i Vol II Cowley County, Kansas, Friday, October 30, 1885. No. 23. SENTINEL PASS-WOLDS. Peck's Sun, published at Milwaukee.

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Mr. and Mrs. M. Consadine who re side one mile south of this city, received the sad news of the murder of their son John, by the Apache Indians, on his ranch in Arazoma, September 21 1885. Only a short time ago they received in telligence of the murder of another son by the same Indians, and the letter that conveyed the sad news of this recent murder was certainly a severe blow to tond parents.

They have the sympathy of the entire community. Grenola Uniet. The Cambridge News of last week covered the Sentinel all over with taf fy in the following highly pleasing and complimentary manner, for which on bended knees we thank the poetical and racy genius who presides over the des tiny of that news expounder: "The Udall Sentinel looked like a riddled barn door when we got through with it this week. We are proud of the Sentinel, as an exchange, and we always go for it like the early rooster went for the Last Saturday night somebody, who did not have any respect for people's property nor fear of God or the devil, threw a stone at Mr. Barrett's store, breaking out a large piece of the heavy plate glass.

It was the most unprincipled, disgraceful act that we have been called upon to mention since our' residence in Oxford. It will cost $50 to replace the broken glass. Strong suspicion rests upon a certain party not far from the city, and enough proof may be forthcoming yet to convict him. Whoever did such a dirty trick, certainly ought to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Oxford Register.

If you see anyone this week smoking the "Marker" cigar, don't lay yourself out to get him to set-'em-up to cigars of the same brand, but rather make tracks for home on regular schedule time, as it is the safest place. The reason for this warning is that F. M. Animon, show case was broken into Sunday night and about fifty cigars of the brand above mentioned were abstracted therefrom At this writing it is considered that the thief was a gentleman in that he refrain ed from taking the whole case of cigars together with one or two of Mr. Am mon's billiard tables.

If you smoke the "Marker" cigar this week, do it on ths sly, as every other man is a detective and may make it unpleasant. It is said that the Harper girls have organized a reform association for the elevation of future husbands, and ai their meeting the other night passed the following resolutions: The man who takes the red, red wine, Can neverglue hite lips to mine. The man who chews the navy plug, Will in our parlors get no hug. Who smokes, or drinks, or cuts a deck, Shall never, never bite my neck. And don't you monkey with the cards.

Or we can never more be pards, The man who guzzles larger beef, Can never, never chew my ear, Drink nothing stronger than red pop Or in your lap I'll never flop. If aught but water you e'er taste, Just keep your arm from off my waist. The man who smokes the oigarrete, Can never squeeze me, ybu can bet. If this association would also organize against the use of slang, We belieVe tnafc much good might be accomplished, especially if the young ladies would ptifc in their time between their meetings I assisting their mothers at the wash-tuby in the kitchen and dining room. Cupid had a rattling good time among our young people last Sunday, at least we should judge so if the following signs are to be relied upon.

One couple was seen standing in the "alcove" of store door with their arms wound around each 'other's neck, utterly oblivious of everything surrounding theni and doing such feats of hugging that a beat would stand n6where in the art. A young lady riding with her pest fellow Was seen to lean So heavily upon, him, that it was feared he fcould not stand the fall pressure of her affections and angelic both together, and would be precipitated from the buggy. Two couple were dbserved walking up one of our principal streets, with hands clasped and appaventlyas happy as turtle doves, and not to be out-done a certain young man was seen, to affectionately squeeze a comely looking co61r. Oh, yes! the little man with the bof and arrow is no slouch in this trccfr o'woods. udall, Cowley Kansas.

Does a General Banking Business, and Makes Collections. Foreign and Inland Bills of Exchange bo't and sold. Exchange free to depositors. Interest allowed on time deposits, and best possible accommodations extended to customers consistent with safe Banking. P.

W. Smith, Cashier. JcKINLAY HIGGINS, Attorneys-at-law, Syracuse, Kas. Contested Claims a speclatly. Collection and all workentursted to their care promptly and carefully attended to, 1 2-23 JJD.

GATLIN, Wagon Carnage Maker, Udall, Kansas. Carriage trimming and painting neatly executed. Repairs of all kinds made. J)evore House, H. Devore, Udall, Kansas.

This house has been newly painted, renovated and refurnished. Good meals and clean beds a specialty. Sample room for drummers. JjJ M. BALLENGEE, Contractor Builder, Udall, Kansas.

Plans and Specifications furnished to order. Job work a Specialty. W. CHRISJOHN, Drayman, Udall, Kansas. Draying done night or day.

Charges reason able. Your patronage Is. solicited. CONTINENTAL OF NEW P. Ai Brady, District Agent, Udall, Kansas F.

M. Insurance. The oldest Farm company in America, Losses paid, 115,000,000. Office at Norman's real estate office. Call and see us.

N. MUMMA, Mason and Plasterer, Udall, Kansas. All work neatly and quickly exeouted at reas' onable rates. Plain and ornamental work a specialty. HULL, House and Sign Painter, Udall, Kansas.

Fine Graining a specialty. Carriage painting in connection. 46 the photographer, Winfield, Kansas East side of Main street for all first-class work go to his studio. 1-50 J( J.HANCOCK, BOOT SHOE MAKER, Udall, Kansas Boots and shoes made and repaired. The best of work and material.

Orders solicited. QHAS. HODGSON, Barber, Udall, Kansas, Respectfully solicits your patronage. Shop thoroughly equippod for comfort of patrons and for satisfactory work. pRESSMAKING AND FANCY WORK, By Miss Anna Martin, Udall, Kansas, Miss Anna Martin is prepared to do dressmaking, plain sewing and fancy work, at her estate lishment in Martin's block.

Ladies invited to call. W. ANDERSON, Auctioneer Udall, Kansas, Is ready at all times to answer calls for his services. His services can be engageS either by calling on or writing to him personally, or by communicating with the Sentinel. 2 24 Latest paterns of ladies dress goods at Smith Hildebrand's.

Ask to see them as they are kept dawers. Fine day, Monday. Nice rain last Saturday night. Orders for Udall flour still come crowding in. "Sunny Kansas." The term is well used this fall.

Ed. G. Roberts has moved into Fred. Wentz's house. The M.

A. is a sure go, and don't you forget it. No thank you, we don't smoke the "Marker" this week. Our city marshal says that P. W.

Smith has a mighty fine milk cow. See the business card of McKinlay Higgins, of Syracuse, Kansas, on the first page. A large amount of business was trans acted in Udall last Saturday, and our merchants report a good trade. So we boom. A silver dollar weighs nearly an ounce.

This is what makes printers look so bow-legged the first of every month. Rev. F. A. Brady filled his pulpit at the Baptist church last Sunday morning.

Elder Fortune held the audience in the evening. Jas. Glover, one of our real estate and loan agents, has been on the sicklist the past week. He is now getting about as lively as ever. The Brady Bros, will use the room in the Commercial hotel, formerly used as a sample room, as a flour and feed de pot.

It is very conveniently located. Alex. Wyatt will hereafter conduct a meat market in his confectionery room just east of Fitzsimthon's harness shop We wish Alex, all the success imagin able. The young man that has been hang ing on the front gate with his beloved, will soon be compelled to make arrange raents with the old gentleman about the coal and keroesne bill. Some boys in the city, we understand, have been helping themselves to various articles from the building in the rear of Charley Sheldon's, store.

They will answer to roll call to-day. Belle Plaine Resident. l'I never was exactly buried alive," said an old clerk, who was relating his experience, "but I once worked a week in a store that did not advertise. When I came out my head was almost as white as you now see it. Solitary confinement did it." Sam.

Jones calls waltzing "hugging set to music," and a Massachusetts" revivalist calls it "close-bosomed whirlings." A Breckenridge girl calls it "just heavenly." and she is the only one of the three who is capable of expressing an unbiased opinion. Breckenridge (Mo.) Bulletin. A son of E. M. Carr, living two miles north, was bitten by a rattlesnake last week Friday, while playing ball at school.

Dr. G. E. Knickerbocker was called upon to attend him, and reports that he is getting along finely. This makes the fourth case of snake-bite in this section of the country this fall.

Ed. P. Ingle has purchased eighty acres of land of Miss Hackworth. Consideration, $1,200. The land is located about a mile and a-half, or two miles, from Udall, and is a very desirable piece of property, being underlaid with tine white magnesia limestone.

Mr. Ingle's, family will come on from 111. in a short time. An exchange sftys that When the offensive partizan Who held the office of postmaster at Cedarville in Chautauqua county Was removed, he became so enraged that he took an ax and demolished the postoffi.ee boxes and fixtures. Of course, as these were his own property he harmed no one but himself by this act of childish petulence; At their meeting' Monday night W.

R. Benson, John R. Brady and Adolph Lindstrom were admitted as members of the Sentinel Band. Charlie Amnion will practice awhile on the snare drum and if considered qualified will also bfe taken in. A change of horns and pd'rts has been made and We look to see the band improve at a rapid rate.

John Brady will blow the baSs drum and symbols and will hereafter be known afe "John, the base city made a journey to the chief city in the land which was about five leagues to the southward, and at the twelfth hour the maids were ahungered and cast about for an inn and when they had found one they said to one another Let us enter here and get food for our bodies even as we have obtained raiment at other places and they did so. 1 Now of a certain article of food they ate much seeing that it was sweet and pleasant to the taste, and beckoning td the maid servant they entreated her to bring them more of the savory food, which was even the sweet potato common to the country. And the maid servant left to comply with their demand, but returning empty-handed said Woe betide me, if you wish for any more of this kind you will have to bring it with you the next next time you come in from the country, for the sack is done. Then did the virgins blush with shame and mortification, for said they She has taken us to be daughters of grangers, and seeking "a quiet spot they wept Now it was a law of the country that the children of the land should neither look upon the wine when it was red and when it sparkled in the glass nor should they taste thereof howbeit certain of the people did so in private and great secrecy. And this thihg coming to the ear of the chief prosecutor of the land, he did send his hirelings to the city of Udall about every seventh day to see into the matter and to punish those who had willfully disobeyed the decree.

And of these men sent from the chief prosecutor a certain Winfieldite, a mighty man, of the tribe of Siverd, was the most faithful in the discharge of his1 duties, even so that those who violated the decree were greatly afraid of him and did hate him bitterly. Now on the second day of the fourth week of the tenth month, this officer in company with a dtauinguislied citizen, even he who had much incensed some of our people at divers times and places, did yisit Udall to harangue the people at a certain school house on the politi cal issues of the day and on the opinion of certain tribes of the land. And it was ven so that when those who did chei'ish the cup did see the man of law stop in the city that they became sore afraid and meeting one another would say Whom doth he seek to-day And when he left there was even much rejoicing among them. And at this time the chief ruler and elders of the city did meet together and pass laws that no man should allow his horse, mare, filley, goat, swine, neat cattle or other animal to run 'at large within the limits of the city also that it would be unlawful for any per son to carry concealed weapons and tire the same within the boundaries. And the people said These laws are wise and just and they praised the chief ruler and elders for their wisdom.

Now it came to pass that a certian young man lived in the city who was fair and ruddy and good to look upon, and with the virgins of the tribe he was beloved. And he waxed proud and said I am eteif as a great king among our fair damsels and can say to one Come and she will come to me and to another Go and she will even so do it Now this thing will I do. There is now one of the damsels of the land who is far gone upon me and when she is as putty in my hands I will drop her as a man would a coal of tire and the foolish virgin will discover her folly and my might. And the young man did even as he had spoken, and the damsel was seen no more by her companions far a space of time. And this matter being spread abroad the maidens of the land hardened their hearts against the young man, and from that hour it were bettter for him that a millstone was tied about his neck and he were Cast intd the deathly tide of the Walnut river.

So endeth the fortyfourth chapter the book of Observations. The Mulvane Record is "all broke up like," because their cider mill got a load of wheat from the vicinity of Udall The Mulvane Cider mill and the Udal Patent Process Roller Mill will compare together somewhat as a mouse would to an elephant Go way, ybu make lis tired. Office in Aker'B Blook, West of R. R. Subscription price, $1.50 per year in advance.

Entered at the post-office at Udall, Kansas, and admitted for transmission through the mails as second-class matter. Bates of Advertising: Cards, por inch per year, 7.00 Advertising, single col. per inch per year 5.00 Advertising, double col. per inch por year 10.00 Puid locals, in special column, seven cents per lino per week. Paid locals, in reading, local or news matter, ten cents per line per week.

No proofs of publication to be made until publication fees are paid. Collections made monthly. Transient advertisers required to pay in advance. cit-st orncEBS. Mayor, Police Judge, Robt.

Ratliff E. M. Bufflngton Harry Gray J. R. Staton G.

E. Knickerbocker S. Moore 01. Jewett J.W.Campf George Gray Steve Girard Councilinon City Clerk City Treasurer, City Marshal, cn-criaoi5 xoectois-s-. CONGREGATIONAL CHTJRCH-Preaching every Sabbath, morning and evening.

Rev Baker, pastor. ME. CHURCH. Preaching every Sabbath, morning at 11 o'clock. Rev.

J.S. Tull, pastor. Young peoples' prayer moeting Tuesday evening at So'clock. General prayer meeting Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. All are invited to attend.

CHRISTIAN CHURCH, Services every 1st and 3d Lord's Day. Elder J. W. Camp, pastor. BAPTIST service.

Rev. IMA. Brady, pastor. NION S. S.

in Congregational churce ev-LJ ery Sabbath morning at 10 o'clock. P. wTSmith, ME. SUNDAY SCHOOL. -Meets every Sunday at 2:30 p.m.

J. E. Coulter, Sup BtTSIXTESSS CARDS. JB. G.

E. KNICKERBOCKER, Physician fifid Surgeon, Udall, Kansas. Office opposite Post-OlHce. Officehours from 9 to 13 a. and from 2 to 4 p.

m. JJB. 8. 0, SHELLEY, Physician Surgeon, Mulvane, Kansas Will attend promptly all professional calls day or night. Office on Main street.

Residence 3d house east ef Presbyterian church. H. M. BANT PHYSICIAN SURGEON, Udall, Kansas. Will attend calls day or night.

Office 2nd floor west of Bank of Commerce. JAMES GLOVER, Notary Public, land Loan Broker, Udall, Kansas Business and correspondence solicited. QIIY DAIRY, J. W. SAVIERS, Prop'r, Udall, Kansas.

The of milk delivered at your door twice a day. Rates reasonable. J1RANK K. SENSENEY, Painter, Udall, Kams House, sign and buggy painting, neately and skillfully done. Prices reasonable.

lm-pd. JJ KENNEDY, Tonsorial Artist, Udall, Kansas. fgNcw Barber Shop now opened in Sentinel Block, westside of railroad. Patronage solicited. JIJBS.

D. FI1ZSIMM0N8, i Milliner Udall, Kansas. The latest styles of millinery goods in stock. Dressmaking neatly done. Give me a call.

Ct CLARK, carpenter and joiner, Udall, Kansas. ill! work entrusted to his care carefully and Ifully executed. Work solicited. 5 "ft-. i 1.