Palmer Weekly Globe from Palmer, Kansas • 2

The Palmer Weekly Globe The idle oat. BY JAMKS WHITCOKB UII.LtV. Illtuco Notes. The weather for tho past few days has been ycry line. j' The farmers have commenced planting corn.

This being leap year the girls should take notice that our friend G. McDowal a Bine young batchelor has just purchased a part of what is known as the Maitlun farm near Kimeo, and is very Here and There, There are said to be 7,700,000 Jews the world, of whom 000,000 reside in the Culled States. The Sultan of Morocco has just held acelubralon in honor of his marriage with his one thousandth wife. Bob Burdette has writt a correspondent that a political campaign in Kansas is not opened with a can-opener, but with a corkscrew. LitUoD.

Blake says that "Joseph E. C. AUSEE, Paltiier, Kansas. Contractor, Takes contracts for plastering, Illicit mid SI one work. ir nangin Haluoiuining, Klc.

All work dont! siccut'diiiR to contract. AU parties iit'odtns work done in our should call ou us. Puliucr, Kansas, Pure Drugs, Medicines, Cancy and; Toilet A ititlCK, And nil Gooiln usually kept by drug-gists. Physicians' l'KESCKII'TIOXH CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED. Also Stationery, school Hooks, PATEXT MtOICIXES, Pants, Oils' B.

JqIUUVIUUIUJ REAL ESTATE und ISt HA.ME iu ism PalRtaer, Loiiiih iniinoy inrni propfrty nt tho very Itiwcrt rail's. No dulity In money. llni tiio Iwst and iusuriinro I'uinimn-k', such un I ho "HOME." IVciv York, iinHford, "STATE ZAM of Oes Moines, la. hIko I'ire, I.lghtitlti(f and winilHtorin IriHiirnnot of tho lnoHt rrllabln Deed jSIortgage, ami Convoyaticcd onrof uly iihkIo out. NOTARY PUBLIC.

Collections Itladfl and Promptly Iteniitlfed. Him a fnw chtiii-e fnrm for auli) on easy term" Oin.io with Cook Ilros. Si Co. J. A.

NEWSOM. UEALEU IN OKA IIS' COAL Ilirihpst market price pnfd for Office Soiitliuest or the It. It. Depot. Palmer Kans.

A. rapi IIOMPhON ANDE1WOX, Palmer. Kansas, rASniONABLE 5 -A- E3 IS And Tonsorial Artist. All work done in first-class slmpo Shop one door south of Fred Arndt's. centhal 1i0u8e, palmer, Kansas A.

P. OsnOItiV, Prop. Commercial travelers ancommodatrd In tho bent of stylo. ItoHrdinir by the dny or wt-ek. Livery teams procured on nhort notlco for all rnnalenta.

Give him tall. CITY MEAT MARKET, PALMER, KANSAS, GEO. HOIII.FS, Prop. Fresh anil salt ineaks kept constantly on liaml. lliKhect I'UHh prices paid for hitlos and pplts.

Our prioos are bound to suit all. Give una call. II, I). AUSTIN, i Practical HOUSE CARRIAGE Palmer, Jtas. Houw rainllnjr and Graining a specialty.

All Work litmrunuied. Prices IteaaonHbln. George Mallen Proprietor of th "RED FRONT" LiYery, Feed and Sale STABL. HpS ES DOl taiT AMD HhhD, (Bara Soittbpast of Depot,) Palmer, Hausas. rf Si C5 3 3 (A I CD tf S3 3 3 TP IP 3 Lime, IP 09 I a 2 CO if 17" II eg Ss3 i-o tea CD -a I Hero's hla riiiwd "roundabout; Turn the poekotri innldo out Hoe, hiH punkntfo, kmt to use, Hunted shut with applo Julmi; hire, wltb mnrt)lt8, top ami atorutf, I bin (loudly "dnvll-slliiK," With its rubber, limp at lnxt At the sparrows of the pant.

Keeswux, buckles, lwnthcr straps liullets and a box of caps Not thlnif of all. 1 guess, Hut botruyes somo why wurdosg K'on these tickets, blue and rod, For tho lilblo verges mid Huch as this his uieui'ry kept WCpt." Here flJhlnic-taook and linn, Tangled up with wire und twins. And dead unfile worms and gome Hlug-s of load and chewing gum, From tho oil of rhodium. Went with scents thitt can but oomo Hero a soiled yet dainty note, That Mime sweetheart wrote, imttlnir "Vine arrows round thu And "My sweetest sugar lump!" Wrapped in thU-a pad lock key, Whore he's filled a tnuch-holc-seel Aud jinmi' powder in a quill, Corked up with a liver pill, And a spongy little chunk Of "punk." TIere' the little nont but, Where Is he we've censured bo? Don't yon hear us culling, dear? Hack I'oine back, and never fear. Ton may wonder where you will, Over orchard, fluid and hill; You may kill the birds, or do Anything thnt pleases you I Ah! this empty coat of his! Every tnttrr worth a kiss! Every stain rs pure Instead, As the white stnrs overhead! And the pockets, homes were they Of the littie hands that play Now no more-but, absent, thin Beckon us.

County News. This has been, this far, a damp and gloomy month, and although disagreeable to some extent is the making of the county. The ground is so saturated with water as to make the wheat crop almost a certain success, and but little more rain at just the proper times will give us an abundant corn yield. Kansas is becoming the never falling corn state of the Union, and she surpasses in everything else as well us corn. It does one proud to be a Kansan.

Concordia 7inf8. J. S. Miller, recently a liquor dealer at Washington, was at the Morgan House Friday night, in charge of M. 1.

Roberts, a deputy sheriff, and T. W. Hemphill, his bondsman. A few weeks ago Miller was arrested for violating the prohibitory law, and released on a S-500 bond signed by Hemphill. A short time afterwards he ran away to Missouri, and the officer, assisted by Hemphill, captured him Thursday.

Mr. Roberts said to a reporter that the people of hiscouity are becoming discouraged In attempting to enforce the law. The court costs are enormous, and no sooner is one man convicted than another takes his place. The books of the railroad agent show that more whiskey, wine and beer are received in Washington now than before the law went into effect, and there are two places in town where liquor may be had, In addition to the drug stores, which have been wonderfully prosperous of late. The result of prohibition in Washington, therefore, is great expense and annoyance, and an increased consums-tion of liquors Globe.

Ureeuleaf Notes. The green grass in the Pomeroy House lawn is shortly to be pastured on by a real live buffalo. John Shutt, living one mile west of the city is putting up a neat residence on his farm to be occupied by a Christian minister who will arrive here about harvest. The young people must have some place to go for amusement or otherwise. Now that the Malloy meetings have closed, roller skating and dancing have been resumed.

The densely intoxicated individual who was found lying on the railroad track last Wednesday and locked up, was liberated Thursday by kind-hearted Geo. Ell wood paying his fine. 1 Elder Theo. Johnson of Fairberry, a Christian miniate of considerable note, will preach at the Methodist church in this city next Saturday evening. May 3d, and also the following Sunday morning, at II o'clock.

There is some little talk now of enlarging the passenger and freight depot in this city. There is one thing certain, and that is, that Greenleaf needs a larger and oetter depot as much as does the road bed of the Central Branch need new ties and rails, and it looks now as though we were to have a new one or the old one enlarged. Judge Burke had his hair cut, bis moustache blacked and left Tuesday evening for Concordia. It is believed that Mr. and Mrs.

Burke will not return for a week or two. About half the people in the town was at the depot Friday morning to bid Mrs. Malloy farewell. A. Young bas his new residence on his farm near tbis city nearly com pleted, and is one of the largest and best farm houses in the county.

The Ladies of the Lutheran Church of this city propose holding a social at tbe skating rink.one week from Friday, MayOln. Tbe proceeds to pay the indebtedness of their lamps. Come SATURDAY, MAY. 3.1, 1884. The unnouncenicnt that Grant would come on tlie Presidential truck, has riot created a panic, thus far.

Blaine KWH right along gathering the huckle berries. i Henry Ward lieecher In for Free What humbug spurts hasn't he cot oil on? He whs for Andy Johnson and for tliird terra, and is practically for Mormon ism. A Polish seminary for the Instruct ion of Catholic priests in the l'olish lan- inincre. is to be established at Detroit It will he the. first institution of the kind in America.

The late earthquake in England was the severest known since 118. Another earthquake occurred in 1274, when the town of Glastonbury was completely destroyed. Hilly Birch, the minstrel, says that the Presidency lies between three men: Tilden, who objects to being nominated; llutler, who objects to being left, and llohnah, who objects to every-thing. The Pittsburg piqwich suggests that os the Democrats cannot be brought to the scratch on the tariff question, they might be induced to take up for Fore-puugb's elephant as against Barnums for a campaign issue. Ilanback seems to have a walk-over in the Cth District.

Holt's own County elects delegates for Ilanback, and all the other Counties are doing the same thing. Holt's name will hardly go before the Convention. -m a An article headed "How Shall We Treat appears in the New York World. Don't treat him at all. JJudge him along to the other end the of bar, and let him pay for his own drinks if lie wants any.

Chicago limes. TbeLeavenworth Jlmes says it has not yet been determined that any particular man shall be nominated by the national Republican convention for the presidency, but it seems to be pretty well settled that the nominee of that convention will be elected. Some timely protests are made in the ltepublican press against the old practice of giving the vice-presidency to the defeated faction in the national conventions. The San Francisco Bulletin says that the custom lias gone far enough, and that a friend and co-worker of the man who heads the ticket should be given second place. Another enibassady of anxious Democrats have been calling to see Tilden; and two of them declare that he is a physical and mental wreck; that he constantly slobbers, aud it runs down over bis shirt-bosom.

If there is but one man says the Trov C7.tr, they can nominate for President, and he dead. what is the party coming to? The Kansas legislature after creating the offices of live stock commissioners and State veterinarian forgot to provide for their pay. Asa consequence the Governor will have to pay these officers from his contingetit fund, or they will go unpaid. The Govenor, for the first time in the history of the State, has reserved and kept intact nearly every dollar of his contingent fund, aud could aud would turn it all into the treasury but for this unexpected emergency. Mr.

Martin was generally endorsed for Governor by the, county con- 1'nnfinna IiaIsI 1u titoab- thfrtiirr limit the State. We would suggest, however that these conventions have no connection with the State ticket; and that what he wants to keep an eye peeled for is the endorsement of conventions that select delegates to the convention to nominate a Governor. What prof-itcth a man if he is endorsed by all the Presidential primaries, and allows his opponents to gobble up the Governor delegates? Miller. The miserable Topeka men have invented a new scheme for getting drunk. A large room is neatly fitted up in the second story, where gentlemen with red noses will walk in, and call in husky tones for what they want.

'o barteuder is present, but their appeal is heard by a man in another room. Presently the desired articles come in on a miniature train of cars, presumably from another State, and iii like manner the empty glasses and "change" disappear. No attampt bas yet been made to interfere with this inter-State commerce. Young James Kutt, who avenged the death of his father, and the roia of hit sister, by killing I. N.

Dukes on the street of Uniontown, last year, is now a resident of Atchison county, having settled on a farm of 320 acres belonging to his family in Grasshopper township. Nutt was in Atchison Sat urday, and made a great many purchases of supplies at different places lie bad a a long talk with John K. Fisher with reference to his national tragedy, and said that be bas never once regretted killing Dukes. It was reported by telegraph some time ago that he would locale in Lavenworth county, but it should have read Atchison county. utt is about twenty-two years old, and uumarried, and Stops Willi Joe Coatea, ot Grasshopper township, one if the cldtt laLidtuti of the luunt.

Gkhc. much in need of a cook. Miss Minnie Kelley, who has been teaching in district 89 bas been very low with the measles, but we are pleased to say is fast recovering and will resume her school again in a few days. Miss Louis Spralgue who has been teaching in Spence district has dismiss ed her school for three weeks ou account of measles. On last Saturday M.

Thompson sold 368 worth of hogs. Mr. Thompson is one of the most prosperous farmers of Washington county. It is reported that Win. Chapman and Maggie Maitlan were united in matrimony on last Sunday at the residence of the brides mother near Kimeo If you want to.

learn how to make (lower beds call on J. M. Combs three undone half miles south east of Kimeo. JlAIK SPACE, Parallel Notes. The weather for the past week has been fine which is encourageing to the farmers.

Mrs. George Knight has been very low with the measles for the past two weeks but is fast recovering and her physician thinks she will be well in a few days. We are glad to see Miss Ida Cuning-ham's pleasing face in our midst once more. II. Dabcock is in Rooks county visiting his friends for a few days.

Joe Jones has discarded his due clothes, and is now a well driller, he says that he thinks it more becoming drilling wells than playing the gentle man. Em Space. Chepstow Notes. On visiting Chepstow one day last week the writer was surptised and well pleased to find Mr. doing such a flourishing business, and we hope it will continue.

Henry Peterson who purchased a farm one half mile south of Chepstow, has taken possession of the same. We believe Mr. Peterson to be an enterprising young man. Lee Conistock gave the young people of this neighborhood a social party on last Friday night and they all say that they passed an enjoyable evening. The long talked of Methodist church near Chepstow has just been completed.

We are glad to see so much interest displayed by the people living iu this neighborhood. On the subscription papers we And that several very liberal amounts have been paid. Although this church was dedicated by Rev. Hill of Clay Center almost two months ago, it was not considered a complete church until Grandfather Maxwell put the finishing touch the last coat of paint on. It is deserving of notice, however, that everybody in the Chepstow neighborhood has been exceedingly liberal in helping tbis good work along.

The church after every thing is considered was built at a cost of something over $2000.. Rev. J. Dennis is tbe resident pastor. Em Quad.

Dallards Falls. Weather pleasant after the snow storm; although we were visited with a late snowstorm, yet was totally eclipsed by New Hampshire's four feet of snow ou the level. Mr. J. M.

Gallagher has laid aside his teacher's rule, sold his farm ami gone peddling enteraining books. Ho will soon remove his family to Hai nes where no doubt will make his future home. We will miss Mr. Gallagher from our midst, and wish him success in his new sphere. Mr.

Musso and wife, of Hollcnberg township were visiting relatives in this neighborhood the other day. Our young friend E. L. Hubbard of Greeulcaf, was a welcome caller at our domicil Saturday. He is teaching school in District 43, with an attend ance of 34 scholars; Ellsworth will teach a successful term aud give satisfact ion.

Warren Shipley has moved into his new dwelling. Mr. Campbell has erected a residence the Boston farm, aud will settle among us permanently. Mrs. Boston, of Clay Center was in tbe neighborhood recently.

Miss Maggie O'Connell has returned to her home in Pittsburg Penn. Thomas Farrell and Wm. O'Malley hare built pastures on their farms. Mr. Richard Donovan, formerly of this neighborhood but now of Leadville is spending a few days among bis old friends.

Occasional. At a legal investigation of a liquor seizure, the Judge asked an unwilling witness: "How was the barrel marked?" and the reply was: "Well, your Honor, it was marked whiskey on one end of the barrel, and Pat Duffey on tut other, so that I can't say whether it was whiskey or Fat Duffey in tbe barrel, being as I au on mv oath. McDonald, of Indiana, is the man to whom women owe uioBt." McDonald must bo in the millinery business, then." In Salt Lake the sidewalks are twenty feet wide. This, the Troy Times thinks, is to permit a man's widows to walk abreast instead of in couples when going to his funeral. A San Francisco woman begged hard to be allowed to marry a murderer ou the day before he was hanged, but the sheriff refused to parniit it.

He thought the condemned man had been punished enough. A lawyer was summoned as a witness in a certain case. The judge, (hiding that the witness was lying badly, interrupted him, saying: "I beg of you to forget your profession for a momeut, and tell us the truth." It is said of Jay Gould's son George, like his father, he is unassuming, without the pride of great wealth and unlike his father, is candid, outspoken and genial, and he has all of the soft silkiness of his father in speech and manner. Cora Weber, the Atchison girl who escaped from aSt. Louiscouvent, wrote to her parents that soon she would be in hell then she set about devising ways and means to get back to Atchison.

The local paper is the one identified with the interests of your home, it is conducted by those you know. Its columns are filled with what is of special and particular value to you. In its prosperity you have a vital interest, and to this prosperity you can best contribute by giving it your nupport and patronage. It knows your wants. Your interests are its interests.

It is your friend, your neighbor. Your d'lty is first to it, In preference to and all others. No outside or foreign paper can possibly have claims upon you until your duty is discharged to the local journal. Ex. F.

I. JOMAX, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ci.EKNi.KAr, Kansas. fWTtauveviinelnir and perfecting Titles a ipociully. Your pnirouiiirc colieited. The Morgan Horse, Blacfc Hawk is a dapple black, weighs 1,240 pounds and is four years old the 10th of the coming June.

Black Hawk Is owned by M. Kinsley, and handled by N. W. Kinkerson. He will stand the first three days of ench week at the Red Front stable in Palmer, and the last three days at the Red Front stable in Clifton.

TERMS: to insure aud $.3 for single. Aft care will be taken to prevent ac cidents, but I will be responsible for none, should any occur. KINSLEY. HO leur llipei'teoee lUi.t. OMETREATMENT Of Mrvou and Seminal De bility, sarlf Decay, Lota ol Mamort.

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