The Osage County Democrat du lieu suivant : Lyndon, Kansas • 5

LEMLEY-BERNARD COMEDY COMPANY Few of II Tabloid Comedies Feature Vaudeville The best FIVE People show on the road COMPLETE CHANGE OF PRO- lira 1 1 and Shorts, prices right, at oyer's. Wo an I of Oklahoma, who had been here for a week attending lo bus i in left for hi- home Saturday evening. J. W. Wilbur and Charlie Greene of Ottawa were here yesterday attending to business for the Mis--niii i and Kansas Telephone Co.

Little llazd Thunnan of Orick, Ashton Salt, Barrel Salt and Sack Salt at Moyer'a. Mrs. (ieorge Montgomery and litthi son, Vernie, returned to their home ih Chanute after spending several days here with her uneie and aunt, David McNiece and Sarah McNiece. Will and Kenneth Richards returned to school at Baldwin Monday morning after spending the Christmas holidays with their father, Fred Richards, and their sister, Mi Laura. Mrs.

Hugh Hrydeu and children and her sister. Mrs. J. Davies, and daughter, Miss Vera, came BEAUTFUL IE BiG MATINEE SATURDAY AT 3 P. M.

who had been here for Home time visiting her father, 11. F. Thtir-mati, returned home Saturday inurn- r.r. -Jj. jf lion? at a Price Minee prices 10 and ictS jiug.

Minlif nficaL' in OnH TflfOntC miu po ilea i a.iv.i Jociniiiison ami little daughter, came up from Deaver Wedne-dny evening to visit HAPPY HOUR II. II. Kiehl and with her parents, wife. THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY Doors open 7:30 Show starts 8. p.

m. GEORGE LEMLEY as "Mcphisto' Olcott Bros. LOCAL AND PERSONAL Salt Mackerel at Mover's. Miss lloydie Ilogan was in Osage City Saturday. Stone churns, jars and clocks, all home from Topeka Tuesday evening where they had been visiting with relatives.

Mrs. Davies' home is in Denver, Colo. Frank Farrar and family intend to move into Mrs. Roell's property in the southwest part of town, as the property which they now occupy was traded about a month ago by Mr. Neill for Claude Coppinger.s farm 8 miles northeast of Lyndon.

A number of men, one team and the hose cart made a run to the library building this afternoon in response to an alarm of tire. It proved, however, that.it was only a case of "stove pipe down" and about a hundred would-be fireman went away to wait for another chance to become heroes. William F. Schcndel has rented his farm, five miles east of Lyndon, and started Tuesday for Turlock MUSKIE HAD GONE THE WAY IS PROBLEM FOR SCIENTISTS I sizes and kinds at Mover's. James Abbott and wife, of South Dakota, who are here visiting his parents, Abljott and wife, spent Sunday down ly (iuenemo visiting friends.

Miss Delia Mavity, who had spent the Christmas holidays here with her parents, W. A. J. Mavity and wife, returned to Lawrence Monday morning. Hoss liusenbaik returned to his school work at Manhattan after spending the Christmas vacation with his parents, Dow IJusenliaik and wife.

Mrs. K. I). Thayer, who had been in Topeka since Christmas visiting with her daughter, C. I E.

Gregory went to Topeka Saturday to visit his famfy and attend to business. Mrs. Cora Keid was in Ottawa Monday spending the ('ay with her friend, Mrs. Maude Vandivort. Pure Country Sorghum at Mov Dr.

C. W. Lyon, resident dentist. liran and Shorts, prices right, at Moyer'a. The Ford Gallery is open for business now.

J. II. Stavely was attending to business in Queneiuo Monday. C. N.

liailey and wife went to Emporia this morning to attend to business. E. L. George was herefrom Kansas City the first of the week attending to business. er s.

and family, came home Fri .1. S. 11 1 ol countv, Ira Archer and Joe Allison were sit tending to business in Olathe yes terd.iv. Just Why Minnesota Fisherman's Prize Catch Was Not "Mounted," as He Wished. All was joy at the home of Street Commissioner Joseph Gleason for a time, Bays the Minneapolis Journal.

A thirty-three pound muske-lunge had been received by express from the latter's employer, Edtrar II. Semple, who is on a fishing trip in northern Minnesota. Xo message accompanied the consignment, dleason paid express charges on the big fish and it was taken to his home on a truck. Neighbors were called in to look at the mammoth catch. They admired it for a time.

Then it was put up into sections. Gleason was generous. He gave huge slahs the fish to his friends. Everybody in the neighborhood had fish for iinner. The Gleason fajmily had finished the delicious repast.

The skeleton the muskellunge alone remained J. I. iVlchaughliii came over from Osage City yesterday morning to attend to business. Miss Emily Davis of Topeka came in Tuesday evening to make her S. A.

I). Patterson and wife went ih wit 1 ler sister. is. .) aim California, here he expects to make his future home. He and him family ere accompanied by his brother-in-law, Frank Beskow, who also hopes to find the Land of Promise.

A. 1. Criini has resigned as attorney for the Missouri Pacific railroad. Mr. Cruin has most efficiently and acceptably filled that position here for the last five years, but has filially concluded that its emoluments are not sufficient to balance other business which he has not felt free to accept on account of it.

to Topeka Tuesday morning to visit' lingers, with relatives for sever days. I Miss Wilma Feathersionc, who William Allison, who had been vacation ai Will Have Hard Work to Prove a Division Between Animate and Inanimate Nature. We refuse to be jerked from the easy and virtuous tenor of our lives by the news that Professor Schaefer can produce life artificially. Was it not Sydney Smith who explained Coleridge's great work on metaphysics on the theory that it was "only his fun?" Possibly the learned Schaefer is amusing himself, and certainly he is amusing us, for we have heard this story before. Before any substance can be said to have been artificially endowed with life it must be proved not merely asserted that it did not already possess life, and as no one knows what life is the proof would be hard.

But the professor "gave the show away" when he admitted that "the line between living and lifeless objects is growing less and less sharp as science penetrates into the heart of things." It may eventually be demonstrated that there is no such line, sharp or otherwise, except in the mind of the scientist, and that there is, in fact, no division between animate and inanimate nature. Science might save itself much speculative trouble by postulating a theory that life and matter are inseparable, that matter in its every form contains some elusive property which causes the cohesion of its parts and which is indistinguishable from the life of an organism. San Francisco Arironaut. visiting relatives in Iola and Cherry- returned to school Monday day morning. Mrs.

II. T. Closs ami twochil-divh of lSui lingauic returned home Saturd.iv morning after a couple of davs visit wiih her parents, Edward Ellis wife. Miss Anna Smith, who spent the Christinas vacation with her parents, Thomas Smith and wife, left Friday afternoon for her school in iuteiset Iowa. E.

Rogers ami wile, who had spent several days here visiting with his parents, James Rogers and wife, returned to their home in Hartford Tuesdiy morning. Ashley New ton and ife of North Dakota and their daughter, Mrs. Jewell Todd, of Idaho came in Friday morning for a visit with Anus vale, came home riday evening. morning. Fred Stavely and Phillip Oyler J.

II. Stavely and A. 15. Cri left for Sterling Monday morning were the attorneys in a ease tried lo decorate the platter. With a sigh I sf satisfaction the street commissioner pushed his chair back from the table.

Hi9 son did likewise. Just then the doorhell rang. A messenger appeared with a telegram for younger Gleason. The young man before lleizer in Osage City yesterday. Mrs II.

II Kiehl returned home Tuesday evening after upending several days in Williamsburg visiting with her sister. C. F. Kaub and wife came in to again take up their school work. M.

A. VanKirk came in from Emporia yesterday evening for a visit with his sister, Mrs. N. 0. Tate.

Mrs. Sue Waller and little son, Francis, are expected home tonight n. E. Church. Do not allow a little thing like the weather to prevent your being at Sunday School and on time at that.

Ten o'clock is the hour. I 'reach in at 11:00 a. 111. Slllj- read it. His face fell and he passed it to his father.

The latter looked worried, but not nearly so worried as his son. The telegram read: "Have big muskie mounted quickly. Finest work at any cost." 'SEMPLE." That was all the message said. from a week's visit with her friend, frB, Overbrook yesterday evening Mrs. J.

L. Frazier at Lawrence. fur a short visit with her uncle, ii i i Robert Krskine. Miss hltio Coulter ot hskmlgc wlio had spent a couple of weeks Miss Dorothy Parke, who had visiting with her sister, Mrs. Wal- been here for several days visiting lace Hays, returned lioine Saturday with friends returned to her home morning.

in Emporia Monday morning. Worral ami family. (ieorge Rogers, Dale Farrar, Ed Wolfe and Earl lleaioii, who had spent the Christmas vacation with their parents, relumed to school in Emporia i morning. Miss I Jodie Mickleson returned to her school in Manhattan Wednesday morning, after spending her SCENT AS AN INSOMNIA CURE APPRECIATIVE Pine Needles and Rose Leaves in Pillow Are Declared to Be Excellent Soporifics. Christmas vacation here with her parents, C.

Mickleson and wife. Mrs. Frank Gregory and Utile laughter, Ruby, who had spent a ject, "A Straight Talk on the Three Great Words, 'Justification A matter of vital importance to you. Xo sermon iu the evening. The service will be held in the interest of the League and the Kp worth Herald.

It will begin at 7:00 p. m. with a brief study of the topic. "Obedience the Door to Spiritual Certainty," after hich the special work for the evening will he taken up. Every member of the League should be present and all inemler8 of the church who are interested in the success of this important part of tle church.

Remember tho call for the benevolences. Read the closing verses of Matt, sio for the Masters connection with thein and remember that lie will not always be in the attitude of a mendicant going from door to door soliciting unwilling hearts for a little of His own. Fourth quarterly conference, Jan. Twos. C'onn Ki.r..

week here visiting with her parents, li. F. Oleiin and wife, returned to their home in Chase county Monday. Mrs. Pearl Doud and children re Scent has other attractions than a mere appeal to the nose, London Answers states.

Anybody, for instance, who suffers from insomnia may find relief in perfumes. Collect a number of fresh pine needles and fill a bag with them; carefully rip open your pillow and place the bag amidst the feathers in the pillow. The perfume of the-pines is often an excellent soporific. A bag of dried hops used in the same way is just as good. Dried rose leaves, mixed with dried clover heads, give out a delicious perfume and helps a weary one to woo the- god of sleep.

tmmrtftntu)tqQ A teaspoonful of eau de cologne turned to their home in Topeka Monday morning after spending a couule i weeks here with her brother, E. W. Cramer and family. Pure Country Sorghum at Mrs. Susan Brewer and little grandson, Willie, of Topeka, returned home Saturday morning after a two days' visit here with the form "Ah softly hummed the mosquito, as the sleeping victim restlessly turned over in his bed, "the other cheek.

He must be a good man." And the grateful insect settled gently down again. DIREFUL THOUGHT in a 'warni bath is most refreshing, while scent placed on the forehead As I am goinu to leave the farm. I will Bell at public auction H4' miles west of Quenemo, and 2 miles south and 5 miles east of Lyndon, Kansas, on Tuesday, January 11 1913 Commencing 10 o'clock a. ra the following property: HOlt-sKs One bay mare, 8 years old, wt. ltWO pounds, in foul by hay horse, 8 years old, wt.

1500 pounds; one 3-year-old geld lug, wt. 1200 pounds. CAT I LK-- One big red cow 5 years old, will be fresh Id a few days; one red cow 7 years old, will be fresh by day of sale. Tut- cows have but few equals as milkers; one tine Shorthorn heifer, will be fresh iu a few dys; 1 2 year-old Shorthorn bull; 1 good beifercal'. HOGr One Poland China Drood sow; 4 Duroc brood sows tn pig.

IMPLEMENTS AND M.VCALNEKY-1 eood farm wagon, 1 spriug wagon tn good shape I fted wagon and storm rack; 1 Good Enough sulK plow; i )eni( ster sulky cultivator; 1 (Jsborp disc barrow; 1 Daeriug uiowt Midline walking cultivator; 1 MeOorinick self-dump bay rak; 1 1'iger com planter and check rower; 1 Mctior-mtck self rake; 1 s'tel harrow; I waiting lister MISCELLANEOUS AR riCLE.S DeLaval cream separator 450 pound capacity; Old Trusty incubator, 150 egg; extra good grind one; scoop end gate; 150 good hedge posts; organ; child's bed; go-cut; scyru; wiien.Toictiurf hoe; shovels; barrels: watering trough; IB dozen chickens; and numerous other articles. HARNESS 2 sets heavy work harness; I stt double driving harness; 1 good heavy saddle. UKA.JN AND FKED-4S0 bushels choice kaflir corn; 150 bushels good corn in crib; CO bushels choice cane seed: 50 shocks of corn; 100 shocks of cane; 400 shocks of kailir.com fodder; 1 stack of tnreshtd kafllr corn. of anyone who is suffering from headache generally gives relief. er's daughter, Mrs.

Archie Gardner, Card of Thanks. and family. We desire to th.ink the friends George McGrath and wife, -who "'hbors for their kindness ianri assistance our recent oe- had spent several days visiting atja reavwment in the death of our hus- Ivansas City and other points, re- and fatlier. Words cannot turned here Tuesday evening for a visit with her parenis, F. R.

express it. gerty and wife. The Way Out. 1 A painstaking mother of two chil-Sren was attempting to give them a serious idea of her anxiety to make them good, and to make plain to their minds the gravity of the task befera her. Overcome with the possibility ot ever attaining her mother's ideal, three-year-old Frances answered in all earnestness: "Don't try to rnuke us good, mother; Just shoot us." Everybody's Magazine.

Mrs. Minnie Shiri.kv ani Famii.v. Mrs. II. B.

Wolford and Mr I Harry Creamer were here helping, For Sale. 12a acres, 2 miles from low well to care for their father, B. S. Doud, i 1 who has been verv I. returned to i acreB their home in Topeka, lea vine their i plenty water, under cultivation, 1 of that in tame father much better.

irrasR, rest iu prairie grass. Call at BEHEFtCUL MBIT The Lemley liernard Comedy Dkmo uat office fot location, price Company arrived in Lyndon one day land owner, earlier than expected -on acconnt of j-, i 1 to make yonr visits to a dentint fre- 0 quent every six or twelve months. The Difference. the failure. of gas supply at Pleasan- ton where they weie.

After TEtiMS OP SALE: All sums of $10 and under, cash. On sums credit of 10 wombs lime will he given witiout. interest if paid when due. If not pjiri whea due, 10 per (nfer8t wiil be ehargf from date of aaie 5 per cent ff for cash ou nmmint) over 610 Approved security muif givWn. Terms of sula to te complied with before properly is remotrd.

P. N. JOCHUMSON O. W. LAK'JENr.

Ai.c T.N. CliADIT C'k M. E. Ludit ot 4ieiai; will serv Lunch mired nf rbeifmitlsm by a stroke of i i decay, he will discover it while in its Boohoo-oo! i wus just thinknn eariy stages. mpposin' mcbody give me a nickel This economizes expense and pain.

III i I an 1 (irobnett it an it ro led down uo m.uwu mo exact condition of yotr fi-eiij. de gratin' an' I lost it, nights effort to be gay in a cold lightning." Jlngs "Yes. And the thtatf they gav up and cihiip on case differs from so many aurgie- i i al operations announced as perfectly to vh'-r- duf iv to successful in that the Datient 13 atill beg the gas tnppnkis to keep ns ftUve. Judge froi.i lte.i:g. i DR.

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