The Holton Argus from Holton, Kansas • 1

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HOLTON, KANSAS, OCT. 10, 1S77. Number 29. 3 IS I. ij I i la JL lliJJ Butiaefts Cards.

lllnla fer Marrirtl People. It baa been well aaid that married Tj ror Ucntiemen! ara more American man In' vuupm Btiuuiu itooy earn omcr 6 wea points for tbe same reason that skaters look out for holes in I he KDITOniAL SOTES. Rumor hath it (bat snmo parties fallr of starting a Pemocratio paper at Seneca, TCaa. -f kTitB Baltimore -end Ohio railroad has rrade arrancements forn reduction of faro to" the Ohio dorks who are to bo driven home to vote CtlAS. HAYDEN.

HPMIY IIAYDEW. 11 IX DUX it 's AYYTEIH, nOLlOJT. KANSAS. Will prMtlc. In al (Courts af Record.

the Gib inst. Jho following ffomlo-mon were icbjuted as Democratic delega'cH: L. D. Nichols, W. Keeper; W.

Letson, J. W. Omearai T. Daily M. Kiley, O.

Vfr. Todd. Netawuka was visi'ed by some pesky thief, lunt oight, sunceod-ed in procuring a nag from Mr. Crawford and one from Mrs. Bibb; also a harness, bnggy and a b-ig of Mr.

Evart tit Sea. One of our most respectable the fct. Lonia Jirpubltran, dis covors with a show of surprise that Secretary Evans Is at on the tariff question. Last sri he made a sjiruch At the Chamber of Commerce banquet in which ha seemed to favor freo trade-, but now ha bas swung away again toward protection, There is nothing to bo astonished at in any anch seeming inconsistency and imprKcr) tho the belief thut be ia tbo only real reformer in the Cabinet. The President la not dloposcid to givo much attention to thoie opjjoslng Secretary Schura but bii enemies seem to work, on the welt accepted theory that a constant dripping will wear away a atone.

But we opie that they can do Mr. Fcburz but little harm. lie is known by his works. And, in whatever position we have found him, he baa proved Limaclf to be able, honeit and' worthy, Mr. Scbbrz will hold a big place in the ine penitentiaries in this country learning liadcs tban there ae out of' them.

The principal cause of this is that we are educating our young for gentlemen trying to make lawyers, preachers, doctor's- and1 olorks out of material that nature intended for. brioklay. era, carpentcra, tailors and other' honest "bewera of wood and draw-era or It's a mistako and -big one, to teacb boys and girls to believo that to labor is disgraceful and to do nothing for a living is ics in order to keep clear of tbein. Unfortunately, however, tbey often use their knowledge of snob tender spots for a very different purpose, sparing no pains to givo them a rub on every possible oooasloo. Hence "domeslio difficulties" Women have, immense power over ihs men creatures, and they know it; but, alas I they do not always exercise their influence wisely.

Tbe wife and mother should be tbe primary, orb of tbe domestic system, 0. rORTKRFIKI.O. SIDNEY HATCE.V County writ. i POETEUF ELD ft JUTDS5, oats. More anon.

Job. Major Et of Balfi-more, ex prison, pons in the South, is a clerk in tbe solicit kal estate and tax pay- Thai C'Ii. Will somebody bave the kindness to bunt nn the chap who, at this INO AGENTS, on the pert of Mr. Kvi.rts. Settled principles and positive convictions form no part of his intellectual baggage.

Uia mind is not made op upon logical considerations respecting the or otilcfl or the Treasury Uoiart- season of the year, used to get ou HOLTOX, Jacksok Cochtv mom oecoming toe society in which they expect to move and bave tbo' Uaksas. m0t Thus do wo conciliate. on bis bind legs and bowl about mo centre or attraction to all the truth or falsehood of ideas. lie look to see hnw the cat will lump before nffVctioriB of the people, long aficr bis truduoora bave been uBnicrnod to 'droutby' or 'grusshoppcred' Kansas TiWif The nearly member, of the family group for Holn to the lJ' when wives are "repe.fant 1 11 as a State that wou'an raise any tXKM II, LOW IX. political graves.

thing but etarva ipii? He had a ca unanimous opinion of the Southern press is that President Hayes is TTO'iNRr and COUNSELOR davcrous, lunlcrrl Jawed visage A uu oated to air lh mr. i 'Broke Jail. space. fully reconstructed arid ought to he tries to fake bold of, her. Thus be has never decidedly belonged to any party, and it was only a week belore the last Presidential election that ho really began to determine whether be should go for Tilden or i miA uu 'WHiA'inir ffnnrtamaiM' iu.

dull rye, in which there were no de terminations to work, and a genera In the Seneca Courier we and the Men Hhoii mmh thai, m.xtr I jii tun AT LAW, mkwrll'e block, ANSA 9, havejhis disabilities removed. UIHII 1 ffMar. SI ISA at aT m.L, lit a. Of our highest nrivileiraa ar. fnnnd wno wm looseness of gait and shuffle tha following communications, which' on flomi.rOBiiana Tr 7, "YUD" wr pennen suggested tbe forlorn image of a were idefcod up in their cell after i aft th.

lner P'rd their One of the urgent duties the Fraudulent Administration, With such a man tbe question is Kore-eared 'jailer' dog under creaking witgon. John Rourke and Hnbert G. Mo- to- nnliAtr th.t tUriiii mops. UO ruroituro, Ccfflnt.k&o. on which sido he is retained.

If bo I ww" sjvavv ii unpuM wAVlrT Ration baa escaped from jail. The n. la kA wurier-uovmat, That his wife and all of bis can make tbe worse appear tbe bet ihi juncture, 1 tho-despa'ch ol an exploring party for tie discovery "Dick" addressed it Iiicburd John and ber relations bad a babit. of be IV "vw vhm ei a unit? policy. Therefore, oh, husband I if I AH sin AAMCaA AL a.

,.1.1.4 ter reason, especially if it is a very Gems of Tbonglir. aoi rescue of nowsrd. U. B. DAVIS, conspicuous caso, such for instance ing numerously around, vociferously present, and dogmatically certain ston, Shoiiff of Nemaha Hotel di Jail, Sept.

17, 1877. ask a friend home to dinner with "nt'. as cheating ont of bis election a man TBR Cincinnati Ccmyiercial puts notice, neglect not respond favorably thut Kansas was an agricultural wbo bas reallr been chosen i resi To tin Citizens of Ntmuha Co, Kas. when then the nartnr nf ik inr. L.

ranx ana-a rear horticultural, commercial, moral, op the present position of pa' ties in dent and putting into bis place one UlHt'FiCTL'aUB AND DCALKB IK and sorrows hin at a new bonn-r. We. would say that we are very political, social and eternal failure. wno was eeieated at the polls and New York in this fbape: Tonaling is the biggest man in New York un or a new dress. It is a faithful sav- lnat Virginia undor- sorry to leave; but, surrounding lie was extensively engaged in the in tbe electoral colleges, why that inrf that tha ik.

k.o I stanas tne constitution as wo An i circumstances are aucn that delay profit bUNiness, and it a goodly seems a great and glorioos achieve I wvuw.a VUU w. til the vote of the Slate 'is counted. mihtbe injurious to one's health, Lumber of customers had only paid mont to such a fertile and audacious band's oppertunity," and the enongh. Cries of verse of the proposition is equally ''J Then the Democrats come out about soldier of fortune. and so we bave concluded to take him rttular rates for what be didn't our departure; btif, while so doing, kow, that whole outfit would bave true.

It is one of the misfor- 1 doi" forget how much indebted a a .1 4 a. TTi i Our St. Louis ooteraporary is 100,000 we none the popie ot i Qst sprawled, pi noted and rolled in iunes or unregniatea famines tbat tkiuia are nve or our rnk wrong thon in finding fault with a county will be memful toward tbo wealib. He was great in a dry both wife and husband insist upon I States, and remember with pride Fred. Douglas is guilty of the petty discrepancy of miod respect omciais, lor we win assure you mat ume, but gloriously immense when nuving tne last wora.

noining can i Buu pleasure ineir origin. tney nave no itnowieage oi mis the 'hoppers began to put in an ap. grossest of nepotism. A Washington dispatch of the 20th uit. says ing the tariff, since it is only a small illustration of a mental peculiarity which in larger matters others have COFFINS, whatever; and we earnestly hope pearance.

Then the neighborhood is an "infernal machine," and mar- (poihUng to ail1 animal upon whose ned folk ahould no more struggle back wera two persons) when one 'bo has removed an' old bailiff of that xo.r may not be stigmatised fairly rang with tho oracular declar noted before. Nevertheless, the pro for something that they snow the court to make room for bis son. ations of what he bad tried, how his for it than for a hundred pound fessional accomplishments or Mr. wuaiu oe neiier. nothing about.

crop (chiefly weeds) bad failed, and and soeu who tne ruie lighted. EvHits, bis wit and humor, and tbe PICTURE FRAMES, MOULDINGS, It might be well enough to state admirable domestic and social vir I could talk a vreat A'nui He has already one son under him as deputy, and there are yet two more to be provided bow be was going back Hast. II bad an affection for editors, had llml( Yenr that we thought we would take tues ot his character, bad given him wnere i nave such agreeable audi- From the nature or things the in change of venue. that chap. It was just nuts for him a most enviable position-in ibis com Signed McIIatton nocRKi.

to surround a newsuairer oflfco and ncr, ior now could 1 stop when tbey great me as von har Anna? a Ac, come of tbe moat of tbe inhabitants of tbe earth must be limited, and in- munity until he embarked in tbe t'oiungc. Piease don't lay tbe blame hurl anthems by the bushel at the desire to introduce to deea within very narrow bounds. to any one for our leaving. innocent pencil shaker for presnm service of the Electoral Fraud. From that calamity it is not likely that be will ever be able fullv to recover The prodoct of labor throughout the nend8 wnn re associated with me' ing to insinuate that an industrious a a linvtla WAhK A a world, if equally divided, Ky'om, oi me country hick: we hate to do this, on man could make a living in Kansas JY.

Sun. Kerf Cr. Public Square, would not make the share of ear-h mv-vtmotrat. your account, but under tbe circum Coinage at the mints of tbo United Staloe dating the month oi September: Bauble eagW, St (r.io do'lara. balf-dollare, quarter-dollars, dimes, total, Ai when be crossed tbe lino, how he swelled, puffed and enorted; and individual larire.

It a ImnnuihU stances we will bave to do it. tbat every one should be what is I The wy real good, solvent, first- how tbe Eastern paptts rejoicingly A Terrible Kcrcnse. A man named Horace Jewell, ving a few miles from Carrollton, hope that yott won't feel hard toward us. Those things Charlie called rich; but it is by no means I o'ass Insurance companies mah set- partun'd bis lies as the 'sad expen- HOLTON, KANSAS.8 UB Ana tiement now-a-days, with policy. what is the bi nnmnui thl I.

tbis State, recently had in his em- took from me the money give to i once of an intelligent and reliable 15 ib Nelson, and tbe rest of the farmer, who, efier full trial, denoun ioy a servant girl, fifteen j'ears of Hayes has decided to do awny as Burns anoronrlaielr dnil it UWVT the settle-" things tell Bob to earn of for Ices the Great Americas Desert ge, uamed Lizzie Cook, whom he glorious nr vilege 7" Tbe meth- nmt maio witt tw0 of our citizens rce, and oblige, Truly yours, Undertaking; a Specialty. uceccded in seducing tnd then od isjvery simple. 'It consists of holding policies irfthe Missouri Vai- with military ornaments around bis official housbhold, he has notified Major Sniflcn, paymaster, the 5 li. Q. M.

fraud, and warns people Jtga'nst But somehow be was always back tbe next year, to go over one rule limit your wants. Make ley Insurance Company, of drove J.er from tbe hone. She went to a neighboring farmer' and told her story of outrage and them lew and inexpensive. To do it ail again. Netawnka IVews.

rnoLSTEWNQ DOSE to orJer. Wbut has beoome of him this this State. The adjusting agent of' the defunct concern came around last Tuesday, and offered the gen- sbame. It happened that evening IT tbis would interfere but little with your enjoyment. It is mostly a matter of babit.

You require season? Hero fs a State larger than only luxury ot tho kind now on duty at tbe White Iloas, that he can report to tho paymastor-goneral for duty on Oclobo' 10. Netawaka, Oct, 1, '77. Editor Holton Argus 1 that a sewing circle was having Vermont, Now Hampshire, Connec ircet.ing at the house wbero the girl llciuuu bolillng a eo.OOO policy, Bon, more, or you are fRtrsned with Jess, ticut and Massachusetts all run into applied for assistance. Her elory Everything gliding smoothly at preeent, all hough politics seem to NEW BENIGN just as you bave accustomed your- which be has paid out already $975l one; and supporting more tban bait vcrv naturally wrought up tbe feel self to tbe one or the other. Limit be at a higher ehb than usual.

ings of her listeners, and eight of your wants. Estimate their cost, incashtbe liberal eum.of FIFTEEN DOLLARS The other gentleman had been insured auite so lonir. the married ladies present resolved in are received' by fitrt as On Thursday last P. Ammon's that tbe crime should not go with they re turned oin.ot tiie maiiuiautuiies, a million of people, wbo, on tbe average, are making twice as good a living as uro tho inhabitants of any Eastern State. Tho aggregate value of tbe agricultural products bar-vested this year is safely estimated and never exceed it, taking pains at ways to keep it inside of your in Young men, tbink of this, team made things, lively in rni out its punishment.

Tbey procured and of course bad, not enjoyed an' equal share of the confidence of a around town for a few moments; it the aid of three men (probably tbe A great deal of tbe happiness ot took fright at the train and ran husbands of some there) and pro The Victor Folding good company like this: therefore he was allowed thirty-five dollars' for his policy. That's tbe way to do Jay uld's Tribune, writing of the appointment of tbo commission to examine the public buildings at Washington says: VThe wo'-k which follows should be thorough, far afire in the Government office usually does damage which can never he True enongb. Of late years it usuhIIv destroys evidences of the guilt of rascals who bave plundered the Government. your lives depends upon it. After having made your money, epond it ceeded, a little after dark, to Jewell's away, scattering harness promiscu at and this car-load of silver dollars will go into the pook-ets of the farmers on every town house.

The man was entirely un ouslynone hurt. as you please, honestly; but be sure business, (jivo ua life insurance' -AND- you make it first. Eennblican would-be candidates suspicious of danger, and was easi'y coaxed into the yard by one of tbe ship and homestead. Careful esti and we all right. mates say that there are 280 bush Hed aud While Chief.

men. lie was then quickly tied and bound and taken to a vacaut spot in els of grain to every inhabitant in returned from tbe convention with sad and troubled countenances, bey are Dot thoroughly satisfied At a final interview with tbe pres Crngfi In a florae There are many causes for couehs' tbe Mate. After the sales and reed the brush, a short distance away, ident, Spotted Tail re and left in the bands of the women irked tbat be would like a supply with the ticket nominated, and ad ing of last year's corn crop, there still remain over 110,000,000 bushels in horses. It, however, arises from some irritating source, which should When he returned to the bouse, an of short-horned cattle, Cathilio sr roit they do not consider it as strong 0f 0u coin to sold or fed. lor grist be for nd removed, when hour afterwards, ho was in a condi priests, overcoats, saw and as the party could bave brought mil s.arrrinnftiiml imnlnmAfifa aPflria enrgo will COBSe.

It it IS at tion which will utterly preclude the House Officers. For Speaker of the National of Keprosentatives the following Congressmen, and perhaps 7 uuw.al.m I he first time ruit has been a drug; and everybody and bis youngsters have had all they could cat; while and five nr ai alnrn. an hia nonnla lcDaca rnnning at the nOSe it forth, but, there is no going behind the returns, therefore unwillingly possibility of bis doing any more injury to girls in future. A physi "could buy cheaper an one tban at ma" Ve can.8d by a cold, in which I naaa ,1 I Km. I.

-a. A. I Mrs. Everybody has exhausted the cian was called to see bun, al others are candidates, Dm- the other. Air.

Hayes reffered r' 10 cr submit lo accept the situation. supply of cans in putting up stores thorn to the Interior Department for mDe flight, with half an ounce I rofpectfully th Hclinol Bftard of cseh Township to ixmln! this conliin-ml School Sat sai Desk, before furnish-injf their lehoul rooms. It Is decidedly a superior p'ece of schr.ol furniiure and in my jwiirmont is tha only perfect Folding Seat and Ufsk Combined, that (hero is now buing manutactured in the United States. It is not put together with serws, No Atnountof hard usago affect it firmness unit solidity. The Book Bo is closed when the desk is not in me.

A pn'snd pencil case in every dVFk. Clo ing the desk creates do noise. tall, ot Goo of J. C. Archer, the nomineo for though tho surgery performed by tbe women was not accomplished after the most scientific methods.

such things aa tbe appropriation Biignuy warm. for winter use. The cattle areloo tat to give more tban a general and Virginia; Cox, of New York; Mor would warrant. He also informed 8taDle houid be kept cool, and Count' Clerk, is satisfactorily known in ibis part of the country, indefinite attention to flics, and are they think the man will get well. them that it was considered too late "orBe bianxeted lor a few days rison, of Illinois, and fcajlor, of Ohio.

sure of unlimited forage for a joar in the anisnn In rnmnrn tha atrnn. I urocseus irom H10lCe8 lo come. Joplin (Mo.) Aews. Fifty Years Encased. cies, and advised the chiofs to gath- which.

9 ver7 Pt to do, tho The candidates for Clerk are the and is generally conceded to be a gentleman, but wa not cut out to be a clerk of Jackson county, but Tbe acreage of wheat already in er their nnnnln aa nosr tsi tha nma. Ieeo raD811 0 Changed: SOIt Or ffreon Upward of fifty years ago there and up is fur greater than that ever ent supply points as possib'e. In I fo0 should be given with an ounce A lit I CftCh Of 711! Slid fTfinitilin AJA A present incumbent, Mr. Adams, of Keniuckj', and ex-Congrossman J. 11.

Caldwell, of Alabama. lived in this county a young swain grown in Kanras, and tbo prospect appears best behind bis little ma possessing the patronymio of Geo would be removed to tho rocuth of drachm of copperas daily for a few chine making brooms. So much for is as good for of busbeis next year as it is for of W. Gillespie, generally nown and White Kiver. Red Cloud exoressed aaJ8- For door-keeper, I'atterson, of him.

bushels. As an inevitable conse called by the plebeian appellation of an apprehension that if he New Jersey, late incumbent; Wad- As to Mr. Leeper, every citizen of I quence, immigrants are already in bis whilom tcrgivera- should go to the Missouri, tbe long- Mn wants but littlo lifre below, a few years residence in Jackson pouring in; and, just as rapidly as tions he became tangled up in tbe derburn, of Yirgiuia, and S. aton Gales, of North Carolina, aro candi tailed rats would get into his "box- UUk 100 ret mn wants nis share. improved times in the East will en affections of Miss Annie Wilson, of There are numerous Mlier that this desk is warratitedlo possess.

A SAMPLE bESK my Furniture Store in Holton. U- B. DAVIS, Sole Agent For Jaekson County and destroy tbe contents. But Bceds, saw mills, "five or six stores, county knows bim to be a high-toned gentleman, and think they bath, who in her prestini days was the president evidently thinks tho instead of only one;" trunks for able men to sell their property, hundreds of thousand of solid farmers dates, For the IIoubo postmastership long-tailed witter rats cannot be clothing, $46 apiece and an overcoat, have hcuored him with the office of a rual lass ot no groveling presence Tbey wore wont to congregate un will settle in Kansas. There i to more destructive than the land rats DI wnooi nouse, two, four, and Treasurer as often as they care, to.

day greater activity in the land der the umbrageous shrubbery of of tbo Indian ring, for the old chief's horse wagons; "not with horns the candidates thus far are Stewart, of Virginia, the lute incumbent, and Clarapitt, of Indiana. Mr, Niswunder is but little known market than there has been for three old man Wilson, and exchange those remonstrance received no attention. 018, but the shorthorn kind in this part, but is looked upon as a HnJ lui "Ctivity is only the soul inspiring words and glances priests, '-the kind with ack dress drifting spray from off the Caps of which only tbe juvenile tillers ot tbe Drink and Murder. es;" nuns, plows, mowing machines. the coming waves.

COUP, soil can enjoy, till George found William Wunder, who is charged I good grub, sheep, hogs, and a thou- gentleman, and if it bad not been for the 'selling of Mr. (as Garrett terms it) an the supposed After Scliurz'rt Scalp. A Vashington special says ene Now, why doesn't that chap call himself engaged and the day named, witb having caused tho death of bis sand boxes of money, are a few of in to explain how this condition of Kut trivial troubles arose, and wire in uanayunk, seems to fully me more immediate wants wbicH mies of Carl Soburz, within the Re things squares with Jim i redictions, George went West, and settled in St promiso of tbe deputysbip, perhaps realize tbe enormity of the offense, I tbe Sioux suggest at Washington, and toll us whether we aro to bo George, Kansas. In due time bis publican party, are endeavoring to woJd have polled a complimentary oui ininKS tnai no ongui not to sur I wone, wun sublime confidence in SULKY PLOW. licve him or tbo facte? He might fer for tbat which be did while the-hero of the Patent office fire, tbe vote, but kis present prospect is not passion for Annie sufficiently paled to conter upon another, whom be tbe mind of President Hayes against him.

Thev represent that cavort around a partial failure of crazed with liquor. He is a young I Ureal father answers, "I tbink th fluttering. late-sown wheat in some localities, married, and reared a family of man, probably not more tban 28 becretary of the Interior can satisfy a It vr but not least, comes Mr and standing on it with one fool eleven children, who bave all mar he is to Ilayes' cabinet what Bris-tow was to Grant's; that, while ow years oi age. as ne siooa Denina i you. i.

tyun. The Unrivaled Favorite tniuht peep out a young whine; but ried and abandoned the parental Deardorff, the nominee for 'Third where couid he raise bis full-tbroat ing to constitational disqualifica tbe cell bars, with tbe tears streaming down bis pale face, lamenting and calling for bis dead wife, be Blodesl Ohio. Commissioners District; and to bim we accord due qualifications for roof. Two years since Mrs. Gillespie died, and George, in want of a wife, resolved to retura to bis first CtliO nOW has the Trtniawt I7.a tion, his ambition cannot aspire to ed bowl? Here ithe grandest kind of an opportunity for tbe lugubrious ASP hat General, Lieut.

General and ona tarnished a pitiable picture of the position he spires to, and had love in Bath. prophet liusiness, with no competi a man can be brought to by excess- Mot General of the army; the Chief ive use of alcoholic stimulants. Justice and one Aflnnciata inat.v. MONARCH of the FIELD. lion whatever, and mat chap is tho Presidency, he wants to appear as tho representative of all that is good in the Administration; that be is willing to trado npon tbe Presi it not been for the misruling of the present Commissioners allowing Ho found ber an old maid, and told her be didn't mean anything by away off in Philadelphia, instead of Tbey won't hang will tbey 7' he the Supreme Court, and tho Knr- 'improving tbe shining hour.

Won it, and asked if she was siiil angry. She said sbe felt a little miffed at ri somebody bave tbe i-indness to send inquired, clutching at the iron bars, tary of the Treasury, seven of the 't ia bad enough as it is, but I did fine, large places in tbe Federal not strike her on the head with tbe Government: and still Ohin nnt lawyer fees and awarding county printing contracts, be might have jastly laid claims to the office, but him out West? Tbe press would first but had partly gotten over it. E. D. KOSr.Ag TJolton, Kansas.

like to interview bim in ibe cause of balchet. No! God knows I didn't, happy, but would bave nrovid.l hr dent's good intentions for bis own vain glory, and to take to himself all the credit due him, and a good deal more. They represent that bis failure to accompany tbo Presiden tbe Republicans have forfeited their acience and veracity. Manhattan We lived happily while we kept tfce Stanley Matthews missrs ibe Senate Industrialist. right to that office in the future, and temperance pledge, but since we seat bim on the Supreme bench, be- broke it' Here he broie down.

tween Waite and Chatta we win contend witn them over II is very careless leaving tbe par It was not long till he succeeded in reinstating himself in ber affection. The two visited the Paris Fair, and while there procured a marriage license. They then sought tbe smiling countenance of Judge Turnyea, and were wedded. They (pent several hours at the Fair, and in tbo evening took tbe and began moaning: 'Mr poor rot in the parlor Sunday evening, every inch oftbegr- und from the present until the 4lh of November wife, my poor wifef As our repre tial ptfrty through its complete recent circuit was not owing, as he alleges, to tbe press of public business but sbe never thought anything about it until Monday mornine. at 6 m.

WILLIAMS WESXF.B, DSALEBS 15 Pine Lumber, Iath, fihinglts, DoenSsoh. Blinds, and all kind, of Finishing Material. WEST 8IDZ OF PUBLIC SQUABE, BOLTOX. AUrSAS. sentative waa about to depart, tbe prisoner sprang rorwayi, and, catching bim by tbe coat, exclaimed: when be roused the whole bouse by Tbe primary of tbis township nooga lXtpatck.

One of the discoveries made by Ibe latest Arctic explorers, is that the length of the polar night is 142 days. What a heavenly place that would be ia which to tell a man with a bill fo call call around day fter to-morrow and get bis money. making a smacking noiee and err Tell tnem to nut me in a cell with engagements, but rather to bave it appear that be is opposed to Presidential junkets, as not in consonance with genuine administrative reform, ing 'Darling He kept it up train for Cincinnati, to enjoy tbe sweets of wedding tour. The bride is 69 years old and the groom was held at tbe appointed" time, and selected the allotted number of del egates to attend lbs convention on some one else! For God's sake do, or I will go PhilaiilfMa all day, too, and tbe old folks are mm-b interested in the case. IZCarlule (Ky Mimry.