The High School Herald from Howard, Kansas • 4

Gladys That's the first time I ever MM miMMIIilHIIimillHIH 'MIII1IIIM iked a salad that contained olive oil Komiks Wanted: An electric machine or OE to sell, srmething to keep girls from excess- i have crowding In the cloak room at noon. Bring it to Sad But True Fertnee ndL ndo. i4 Irreg die i H. H. Phono 15, HOWARD, KANS.

ome. Mr. Hunt Then an electromagnet HiiniMiminiiMMiii'nnMimiiiiiHimiiM; would be useful in the shipyards to ift the timbers. Class Timbers? Mr. Hunt Well, steel timbers, of Alumni i if mam RfJtaWtnn anil Question Box AddrtM ail comwuclctUoB to UtU eoluxo to InftratUon Kdiior, course.

"Your dancing Is like a poem Said she. He blushed: Miss Beckman What are the properties of oxygen? Cynthia I don't know. Miss Beckman Well now Cynthia, what about Its odor! Cynthia Oh it Is smelless. He I think there Is something dove-like about you. She How's that? He Yes, because you are pigeon-toed.

Ex. WhySure! Warren I think it was a woman that wrote this essay. Women know as much about fishing as men. Bernadine (Interrupting) Why sure! Three little Senior girls have been playing school In the phychology room at the first recess. Can you guess who they arc? Miss Perry What fij-ue 0( speech Is "I love my Dan Usually It Is sarcasm.

The Saddest words, The words we hate, Are these, "Get up; Its after eight Ex. Ruth All I do Is eat, sleep and study, mostly study thought ir ana Mih itm small son Tommy, aw hero from Mo-1 She murmcred, "An Amy Lowell poem. IMM4MMMMIMMM B. G. The habit of students manicuring their finger nails during class may be stopped by Installing a small box near the door, and requiring all The feet are all mixed up.

Ex. A Tragedy students thus Inclined to drop their Characters: Heroine, Villain, Dor- Act I Villain throws heroine Into the river. Act II Dog drinks up river, thus pocket knives, skate files. D. S.

scissors, hair pins and all other implements which msy be used as beau-tillers Into It, thereby removing the temptation. C. Work on the operetta "Yokohama Maid," has alreday, begun, saving heroine's life. Act HI Dog throws up river and line visiting Mr. Robertson' rarcnis, Mr.

and Mrs. T. A. Baraekman. Mr.

Robertson has employment In the Mo-line oil field. Henel Hefner writes from Qulneey, 111, that ihe It working hanl and hat only a few more weeks work to complete her business course. MUi Mabel CUmore was In Howard a few weeks ago visiting her parcnU, Mr. and Mrs. H.

A. Gllmore. Her return to Lawrence wai delayed by an attack of the flu. A daughter, Barbara Lee, was born to Mr. and Mrs.

Carl BuUcr of Man-hattan, February 10. Mrs. But-kr, who waa formerly MUi Lcta Mc-Kinney of this city, wai a prominent member of the 1C class. Veryl Simons, whose death occurred Tuesday, February 17, was a member drowns villain. and It will be presented about four Audience applauds.

Ex. Lawrence Fonce, have you read weeks from this date. J. Quinine Is much more pleasant to the taste If taken In capsuls Instead of on chewing gum. Freckles? Fonce No, I have brown ones.

Gertrude Well, console yourself. Just think how many mora privileges PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS CARDS you have than Rip Van Winkle had. E. B. The expression "raining cats and dogsH is a corruption of the word "catadupc," meaning a cataract The Ruth-How's that? Gertrude-Well all he did for 20 years was sleep.

Creek "Katadorepoi" the cataracts of the Kile, from kaUdoupeo to fall with a heavy sound. It is raining cats Mr. McNcil-What did Milton do Dr. FRANK R. REID Dentist Office up-stalrs over First Natl Bank, east rooms.

PHONE 183. HOWARD, KS. and dogs it is raining cataracts. after his wife died? Junior Boy He wrote "Paradise S. It The word "khaki" is not the Regained.

name of a cloth, but of Its color. At first the material wm a drill Gladys Just by looking at you I could tell that you were a teacher. as that was best adapted to the Indian climate, but with the recognition of the practical value in the field and for campaigning work, uniform Miss Griffith-Well, how's that? Dr. R. HARNER Medicine, Surgery, X-rays.

Office South of Metropolitan Hotel. HOWARD, KANSAS Gladys Why I can see the pupils in your eyes. for cooler climates were dyed this of the '10 class. He was active in all the school functions and took a prominent part hi the operetta, -The Treasure Hunt-crs," last year. He also was a member of the boy's Glee Club.

Vml was a fine fellow, Jolly and hearty. He was the youngest member In his class and a good student He was a Freshman this year at K. S. A. C.

The following Is extracted from the college paper, "The Kansas ludlstrialist:" "Vcryl W. Simons, of Howard, died of pneumonia, at the student hospital, Kansas State Agricultural college, Tuesday morning. Mr. Simons first had a case of Influent and was taken from his rooming place to the student hospital and while he was there the Influcnia dcvel-oped into pneumonia which caused his death. Mr.

Simons was a freshman In civil engineering. A brother, V. F. Clmnni crtnVimnrA In Industrial color. Troops In India were given It Phyllis-Huhl it looks liko thirty cents.

Marjoric What does? Phyllis Oh, a quarter and a nickel as early as 1848, and It was worn In Africa a few years later. Now It is virtually universal In its use by the British and American armies. The French Colonial troops and Zouaves also wore it a great deal In the Great War. The Germans wore a field gray, of a most dreary neutral tint F. IL The only sure wav for re Can You Guess Who? A.

F. SIMS Lawyer Office upstairs In Postoffice Building. Collections a specialty. HOWARD, KANSAS Junior I pity any person who knows more than I do. Teacher (Aside) Well, I pity any that know less.

Miss frerry, In Latin What are the ducing one's excessive weight Is the following recipe: Spend five cents for a sack of hard chocolates, and three most important tenses? Marjoric Gettit, Gcssit, and miss Dr. J. W. MAYS Dentist Offico in Met. BId'g.

All work guaranteed. Office phone 264. Home phone 121. HOWARD, KANSAS eaeh morning throw one as far as you can, run a race with yourself to see itl who beats to It, pick it up throw At Do you know the Freshman girl chemistry, Is attending school here. This Is the first death this year among the students as the result of the influenza epidemic and no other serious cases have developed." Our hearts are saddened by hts sudden departure, and the "Herald" staff members extend their sympathy to the family.

Verne Simons will not resume his studies at Manhattan the remainder of this year. whose middle name Is "Harmony?" again, run another race to get it, then throw it again, until you have re peated the performance twenty-five Miss Perry Parse the word oscu lum meaning kiss, Ariel. times. Then you may cat the candy Ariel-This word is a noun, but is in place of your regular breakfast if F. L.

DcPEW, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Eyes Tcstcd-Glasses Fitted hungry. usually used as a conjunction. It is never declined, and is more common than proper.

It is not often Singular, in that It is always In the plural, and it agrees with me. 1 Miss Perry Give mc the principa parts of the verb meaning to skate G. H. RANSOM FUNERAL DIRECTOR, LICENSED EMBALMER Phone 127-Homo 07. HOWARD, KANSAS Pauline Skate, slipcre, falll, bump tus.

T. N. DENMAN United States Tires and Tubes Phone 285 Roberts Garage, HOWARD, KS Miss Perry Tallio, failcre, flunk! suspendus. hum uome over and taste our Banana Salad. It's finel (Because The High School Herald Is printed by The Howard Courant Printers.

they had accident, omitted the olive oil from their salad dressing.).