The High School Herald from Howard, Kansas • 6

DDo Your (Christmas Early Will-No It has been too cold. MW Perry lister, why are the muscles in your head smaller than the other muscles in your body? Lester I dunno. Ht rvey Because you use them less. Ml WhittedDid you study your geometry last night, Alexander? Alexander Yes, an hour and a half. Miss Whitted-Well, the next time nlij Sixteen DDays Left Look over the list of articles below and come in and make your selection now.

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Dan (acting as substitute) Let's turn Physics class into a gosip club. Opal-lluh-Well I'd sure make a lot bttter grades. Mi Griffith in Ancient History When are the Dark Ages? Student When women quit telling their ages. ALLUIGHT PENCILS ltAIIY TOILET SETS HOT WATER DOTTLES POWDER BOXES HAIR RECEIVERS PICTURE FRAMES PERFFUME SETS SHOPPING HASKETS WATERMAN'S 0 AIN PENS SHAVING SETS PARKER FOUNTAIN PENS POCKET HOOKS FANCY STATIONERY DAY DREAM MAVIS GARDEN COURT COLGATES FLORIENT COLGATES LILAC PALMER'S WRIGHT'S SYLVADORA MOORLAND DJER KISS COLLAR HAGS SMOKING SETS BOX CIGARS FANCY HOX CANDY FLASH LIGHTS manicure sets toilet sets ivory mirrors i jon net miukous BRUSHES TKAYS COM US MANICURE PIECES CLOCKS PERFUME BOTTLES A Mi THE POPULAR PERFUMES AM) TOILET WATERS CAR DENG 1.0 DREAM KISS It will pay you to look our goods ovor, and we will bo pleasod to show them, whothor you buy or not. ALLEN'S DDOSOJdD STOKE "QUALITY FIRST." HOWARD, KAS Let us fill your prescriptions.

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I Mbs Griffith in American History What is the difference between the Molacs and Sugar Act? I Gladys, whose mind is on Physics, 1 he first is liquid and the other is l.i solid. Mr. Hunt And why are you late? Freshman Because the class had started before I got here. Miss Bcckman Why Is it that some of the girls are getting such low grades in their studies? Miss Perry It Is because they have too many steadies Leota I had a dime and a nickle on the counter, the nickle rolled off, why didn't the dime? Anne I dunno, why? Leota It had more cents (sense.) AN OBJECT LESSON The patient teacher was trying to show tht small boy how to read with expression read Johnny laboriously with no accent whatever. Try that again," said the teacher.

"Read as if you were talking. Notice that mark at the end." Johnny studied the interrogation mirk a moment, and an idea seemed to dawn upon him then he read out triumphantly "Where are you going little button American School Board Journal. When you flunk You could have answered Any ten but those When you pass You could have answered Any ten he chose. ANSWERS 1. No, R.

C. Earl Summerfelt is not Miss Bock man's brother. 2. Peggy To economise on coal get a gas burner. Yes, G.

B. we will promise not to advertise your charivari. A. R. make biscuits light, drench with gasoline and ignite before serving.

5. Mr. Hunt We are sorry you need "relief" from the intense heat. 0. Yes, Miss Griflith, the Russians In America have a tendency to be "Anartfc." Gertrude No, I don't think the city could bring a damage suit vs.

you. Anyone is liable to make dents in the side walk this slippery weather. Dr. R. HARNER Physician and Surgeon Medicine, Surgery, X-rays.

Eyes Tested-Glasses Fitted Offire South of Metropolitan Hotel. HOWARD, KANSAS G. H. RANSOM FUNERAL DIRECT, A. F.

SIMS INCENSED EMBALMEU Lhone 127-Home 91. Lawyer Howard, Kansas Offico upstairs In Poatoffico Building. ci nft. Collections a specialty. The 11 gh is printed by HOWARD, KANSAS The Courant-Bucl Printers.

i I Men-Mot her, I think I will slip on my rain coat and go for the mail. Why, My dear, it isn't fit for a dog to be out. Let your father go. Ex. Senior (to Freshman) Do you like codfish balls? Fresh I don't know.

I never attended one. Ex. English Teacher Who was the visitor who came and talked with Mark-heim? Bemadine Well, I thought it was the devil. CaKCrt Civics Teachcr-Of what does a case consist? Hervey H. 24 bottles.

Miss Bcckman How would you re T. N. DENMAN United States Tires and Tubes Phone 285 Roberts Garage, HOWARD, KS move fruit stains from linen? Gladys I'd use scissors. Mr. McNeil Will, have you finished your "outside" readings on those plays I gave you?.