The Druggist from Salina, Kansas • 1

THE SALINA HOLID GS-I 3 DEVOTED. TO HEALTH, BUSINESS AND SCIENCE. OL. XVII. SALINA, DEC.

1886. NUMBER 96. Greatest Discoyer i 1 9th Century! DR KING'S THE JDRXTO-GIST. A family journal devoted to Health, Business, Science, laugh, able and interesting anecdotes, intended to please, instruct and ben- efit all who may peruse its columns. "We take great pleasure in presenting it to you, and have spared no pains to make it worthy your time and attention.

The Druggist is delivered to you free of charge, or, if convenient, we would be pleased to have you call at our store and we will cheerfully supply you with as many copies as you desire for yourself and friends. MEW DISCOVERY FOR CONSUMPTION. Tie Only Snra Gnre for Cnitioiii to World, And all Diseases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs; PERMANENTLY CUBES Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Incipient Consumption, Lung Fever, Pneumonia, Loss of Voice, Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Dry, Hacking Cough, Tickling in the Throat, Quinsy, Shortness of Breath, Phthisic, etc. Hundreds of Hopeless Cases are being Cured every Day by I Never lorsret tlie little oiiojs. SPICES OF LIPE.

CHRISTMAS GIFTS. Oh. father! Such a beauty: Such a handsome little Jack! Do give it to me, father, and do not take it back! I am the youngest child. So you must make a pet of me; And really tis the prettiest Jack that any one could see! DR. KING'S Evelian wants to know what "chestnuts" are.

Other people's jokes. Evie dear; other people's jokes. A New Jersey girl has eloped with an InJian At first blush this is dreadful, but it is charitable to reflect that the poor girl seized NEW DISCOVERY So father gave the puppet, with The Boy Got Along. The Wall Street Daily News tells this story: "It was a New York capitalist who flung 1,000 at one of his sons a year ago and said, 'Theie it is, and it's the last dollar you'll get from me. You don't know enough to pound salt.

Speculation! You haven't sense enough to buy and ship The oth'ir day' the old man went down to Florida to see about a tract of land he had purchased at $3 an acre for an orange grove. He went to the headquarters of 'The Florida Orange Grove Estate and he found that his son as President, Secretary, Treasurer, and sole owner. Half an hour later he discovered that his 3,000 acres raised alligators instead of oranges, and that the boy had cleared about $8,000 in the single transaction. FOR CONSUMPTION. a pleased and happy look.

Then from his leather bag produced a work box and a book. The box ho gave to Charlotte' and the book to little May, And, oh! the girls were so happy on that snowy Christmas Day. And mother got a good fat goose, to roast before the fire, with Plums and almonds, raisins, too, and all she could desire. And all the little cousins came to dinner and to tea; And if you know a happier home, please name it now to me. A Persian philosipher being asked by what method he acquired so much Knowledge, answered, "By not being ashamed to ask questions when I was ignorant A man who teaches his children habits of industry, provides for them better than by giving them a stock of money.

the first opportunity offered her to escape from the mosquitoes of her native land. Manager of Caledonian sports "In what line are you contestant?" Applicant "I am a jumper." "Ah, you have made a record?" "I made a pretty fair one during the War. I jumped the bounty five or six. times." "Yes," said the artist, "photo-grapy of late years has made wonderful strides. It has got so now that photograghs can be taken at night" 'You astonish said the artists friend.

Its a fact, though, continued the artist, sadi-ly somebody got into my shop last night and took all the photographs had. Call and examine our handsome purses, comb and brush sets, odor cases and toilet sets; they are bound to please the ladies. The low priceswill please you all. GREETING. Through the valuable medium of the printing press wo are pleased fto greet our neighbors and patrons onoe again.

The Druggist is is-sued, not as an advertisement foi the increasing of patronage alone, yet we frankly admit that the hope ot an increasing trade is an incentive towards it3 publication, while truthfully say that our aim ia to supply the public with a paper jthat shall bring with it many pleas. nt remembrances. We hope and believe that you will find many, items both interesting and profitable in its columns. We desire that our paper shall prove itself interesting, amusing and of real value, in fact, will be of great benefit to all its readers by ite timely hints and valuable advice. We also liope that the inducements offered for your trade may prove of sufficient to induce strangers to test our methods, and allow us to demonstrate our ideas of careful attention and fair dealing.

In asking for a share of the patronage which the people of this vicinity have to bestow, we do so on the ground that we can make such patronage mutually beneficial A trial will convince ypu tnat to deal with us is to benefit yourselves as well as us. We are anx-ioas to secure trade, anxious to please, and bound to win, we believe, on the merits of our wares, combined with closest attention and fair dealing. Our stock is complete and well selectedthrough-out, composed only of the purest and best, our prices are as low as the lowest, and our desire to gratify our patrons never wanting. Under these conditions we believe you will find our store a very satisfactory place to purchase such articles as you may be needing in our line. Inviting everybody to come, and assuring all who deem the invitation worthy of their consideration, a hearty welcome, we remain, yours truly, McDowell Wheeler.

A Tragedy of the Big Horn. A Shoshone Indian just in frcm Big Horn reports finding, about two weeks ago, at the base of a precipice, the skeleton of a man and a silver-tip bear. The bones lay within each others embrace, and the living bodies had evidently, clasped in a death grip, fallen from the dizzy edge far above. The bones of the man were herculean in size, and the silver-tip or Rocky mountain grizzly had been one of the largest of its kind. Both of the powerful frames were badly broken, and the bear and man were donbtless instantly killed by the fearful fall A rusty hunting knife, with a buckhorn handle, lay amid the ribs of the grzzly.

You can not fail to find a suitable holiday present from our immense assortment. He Had Saved Her Life. A fat party in a seal skin sack crossed the path of a large gander. The animal stuck out its tongue and hissed violently, when the woman shrieked to a small boy near by, "Oh, bubby, drive off the ferocious- beast or it will eat me up!" The boy chased the gander away, and the owner of the seal skin sack gave him 10 cents, with the remark, "You saved my life. I shall never forget you!" DELAY NOT A MOMENT when that hacking cough and flushed cheek admonish you that the insidious viper, Consumption, is secretly gnawing at the vitals and ere long your doom will be sealed.

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No medicine has ever yet been introduced to the American people like it. Go to your druggist and get a bottle. If they have not got it have them send for it, or send for it yourself. Do not under any circumstances let them palm off on you some worthless preparation claiming to be as good, as its equal does not exist. Ask for "DR.

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KING'S NEW DISCOVERY," is on every bottle. The Boy Got Along. The Wall Street Daily News cells this story: "It was a New York capitalist who flung $1,000 at one of his sons a year ago and said, 'There it is, and it's the last dollar you'll get from me. You don't know enough to pound salt. Speculation! You haven't sense enough to buy and ship The other day the old man went down to Florida to see about a tract of land he had purchased at $3 an acre for an orange grove.

He went to the headquarters of 'The Florida Or jn jvx ivx jb jl It is Very Important TO ALWAYS TAKE ange Grove Estate and he found that his son was President, Secretary, Treasurer, and sole owner. Half an hour later he discovered that his 3,000 acres raised alligators instead of oranges, and that the boy had cleared about in the single transaction. Dr. King's New Life Pills In Connection with Dr. King's New Discovery.

They rouse the Liver to healthy action, give tone to the Stomach, invigorate the Kidneys, and thus through the activity of these organs produce a free And Natural Movement of the Stomach and Bowels, Full value and satisfaction guaranteed every time, or money cheerfully re.fus.ded Do not fail to give ns a call when wanting anything in our line. It ia no trouble to show goods whether you want to purchase or not iHoliclny.