The Thayer Herald from Thayer, Kansas • 1

ill fit VOL. 24. THAYER, KANSAS, JANUARY 16,3 886. Cl.00 PER YEAR. A PUBTTAJr BAXSXar.

The postmaster eeneni bu issued DIRECTORY, A MI8S0UBI FBOPHET. In Dallas county, Missouri, about the tail feathers of a wild goose make excellent fence posts. Wheat is larger than corn in some states, and it is Dreary days of damp December, dreary house and order forbidding hereafter the appointmentment of any person over thirty-five years of aire in the rail oeiowinsniu, What's tbt use of lint" yawns Hetty, sulk-Ina- bv the wlndow-slll. our miles west from Buffalo, the RAILROAD TIME. Stern and silent alts the father, reading Puri way mail service.

tan divines, While tbe gloomy, solema mother o'er a tract dangerous to plant rye, as the roots have to be grubbed out before the ground can oe plowed again. A man planted a turnip one mile away from the railroad last summer and was sued for obstructing the right of way il 1 1 1 fl T-l TV 1 oer neaaaaouaee. P.T. Babnum is said to be erowinff oounty seat lives a man whose name is W. T.

H. Marshall. He is an fifty-five years of age and a farmer in good circumstances. He has often professed to the people that he is the watchman spoken of in stoop-shouldered with the weight of i its Hetty Is as fair as Vents ao oaa ever tells bersoi la a Ufa so lose and dreary how can aha her beauty kaowt like a sleepy, sulky pafaa, captured to be Southern Kansas. north bound.

PnesengerNo. Famr Ho. 4, at Thayer, Freight No. 9, due at Thayer, 11 SOUTH BOUND. rMsengerXo.I.leavea Kn.

C'y arrives at Thayer, 5 niB yean, in tou genenuun at uiruuo man must bump in order to keep up with the procession. is a. nop. 0. :40 k.

ueiure Hie milium i uiy. riepiant makes excellent bridge timber and pumpkins are in good demand for cnnstian orea, Scowling at the gray, wet hillside, Ohl aha uie miriy-miru cnapier oi azeaiei, and his cranky and unreasonable predictions have not only excited the wisnea see waa aeaa. The Burmese territory acauired From her tract wakea up her mother (she was barns and houses, ea pods are used for ferry boats on the Arkansas river, eople of his own county, but all bv England without a serious ttattle. a. p.

nutim No. 8, leavea Kan. m-j tv arrlvae at Thayer, 4 not asleep an, no)p Hester, how can you be trifling?" said she In a voice of woe. over the surrounding country, and and onion seed is much sought after comprises a region larger than all New Enirlandwith Nfw York, Penn No. que at inayer "Know'at tbou not that for each moment for walling wells and terrace work.

tnon'it be inds-ad at Juaa-ment daw" POST OFFICE. sylvania, Ohio and Virginia added. last weeK the people were oversur-prised by the following card which appeared in a local paper: And she puts tha wench to ponder some sepul Rye straw properly connected, makes ccrai, saorw lay. AMm Amu fMtn 9 'Aft ft. HI.

to California expects to make the supienor pipe ror arainiage, ana we husk of the berry when provided with w. i. a. Marshall, of Dallas Bides anon that way stranger-scares a Oodly m. Sunday, eloMd.

Letters registered lunl ftmm it ft in D. next state campaign on the Chinese county, Missouri, profess to be the rockers make unique baby cradles. m. Malls close 15 minutes before departure of question, and threatens to make the xi i i- -i J- North of Coolidge are several lakes reari But he knocks as one benighted, so la welcome to their cheer. Hetty waits upon that stranger, and her blushes eome and goi And be thlks as he surveys her, "Tis the type same issue mo leavuing uivwr of strained honey and we often have CITY GOVERNMENT.

watchman spoken of in the thirty-third chapter of Ezekiel. Therefore I feel it my duty to proclaim to all professed believers oi the bible and all people to turn from the error of termining the next presidential race I've sougnt ror so." snowers oi rosewater ana coionge in the early part of the year. Tho set- B. L. Barnes.

Quick he strives to please the father talks of The supreme court of the United 1 -J Mayor Councilman tlement of western Kansas is restor CM. Sohalley, I D. T. Benaeur, D. C.

Eldrldge, IT II KriwiriU. runtan uivines Like a curate, but love-snaring conscious HettTtwIzt the lines. tneir ways ana advocate and teach ing Eden to its primitive glory and States has announced substantially that polygamus Mormons must go. The moral senBe of the country I Jnhi i MeCnllonrh. man to his first estate.

J. M. Dunsmore Tea, he's charmed those pious parents he was Practised In tbe art) hat lasr, lovely maiden swiftly, surely lost her heart. City Clerk mllM JnAmm Wm. H.

Ayllng. reached the same conclusion some rut- nv a. T. nnd Ms. THE MODEM BOY.

VI. 1DHU1DI the commandments as they are written in the bible, faith, repentance and baptism for remission, of sins. Then to complete the commandments we are to wash one another's feet and kiss the holy kiss, both male and fe time ago. Now wake up, thou poor old pastor, for tbe 111. www 1 The Ctly Council meet! second and fourth His lovinir mother said: "If you Tuesdays oi ecn dwu.

young bird's flown the nesti Late! by this time far away she nestlea on that Tun annnintment of John L. Mor take some of the castor oil, I'll let (Z.CollIngs, JH.H.rifnt, T. D. Edwards. School Board airangera ones.

i 4 ton, a colored Kansas man, to a clerk you go to (be circus." shin at Washington under the civil Dreary house below tbe hllll Ah? riddles wo "How muchr be cautiously in men ever werei Hetty In a glided villa, wishes she again was DISTRICT COURT. quired. service rules, will be taken as another evidence that there is "a nigger in male, also pray without ceasing and in all things give thanks. We are commanded to marry, multiply and replenish the earth. I put my judgment against all the people in the fltV.

Tl-tt A VAACihA (VMfttV AO HI "Uh, only a spoonful lust a spoon mere. mmm WHO THE FEMALE WAS. tbe woodpile." ful." menees on ilrst Tuesday In April, second Tuesday iu July, and third Tuesday of Hovem- "And you'll give me some sugar A poll of congress puts down When he 'had finished with the Hon. L. Stlllwell.

Judge of the Seventh MvH UV a Judicial District, presiumg. 143 Democrats in tbe bouse and fatty world and say can prove by the New Testament that Paul was a married man and had a family. I also say and can prove that the Lord's "Of course I will a big lump." climate, soil and productions of Idaho and had stopped to blow his nose, two Republicans against suspension TOWNSHIP OFFICERS. He waited till she began pouring of silver coinage, with thirty-nine one of tbe group asked. from the bottle and then asked: word shuts out all unmarried persons An' you'll gimme ten cents too?" "now aoouc eauoauonai iaciuuesr That's the only thing we lack," jjemocrats ana nineiy-one rvepuuu cans favoring it.

over twenty-one years of age from "Yes, of course." Trustee, Treasurer. Clerk, Justice, Constable Isaac Hopkins. Wm. Palmer O. A.

Kellogg Geo. H. Post B. L. Barnes Wm.

Strickland, Boad Overseer 7th Dlst. replied the old man with a moraful "And you will buy me a shoo-fly The record shows that more ex sigh. "We ve got scnoois enougn, union soldiers have been appointed it tv kiter' he went on seeing his advant aeeL but we can't keep no teachers." "What's the CHURCHES. roomce unuer hub lyemuuratiu au- ministration than under any preceding "I guess so." Well take my sohooKfor instance "No kite, no ilet" he said as he E. CHURCH.

Republican administration, during only two miles fronfthe nearest house. stepped back." .1 i till eminently situatea on top ui a nm. 11, a 8. nm "Well, I'll buy you a kite," she Class meeting Sabbath School and paying the highest salary. We 7, pm Preaching The new postoffice law provides Prayer Meeting, Thursday 7, A.

C. Bunrtrr. Pastor. said, hlling up tbe spoon. "And a velocipede "I'll think about it," can't keep a teacher over two weeks." Do they dief' that when persons receive or take mail belonging to others from any "Some do; though its no place for pBESBTTERIAN.

"You can't think no castor oi postoffice, and do not correct the Bshbsth School 9:80. am down me!" he exclaimed, looking dying. We had a young fellow from Ohio, and he met a grizzly and whis mistaKe, cney are iiauie hi nm ui Preaching 11, a Ptvt Meetlnc. Thnrsdav 7. a around for his hat.

tled for him. The grizzly cum. We LadiesRenevofent Society meets the first Wed "Here, I will or I'll tease father to, had another, and a widder run him nesaay or eaon montn. D. J.

Bobibtso, Pastor. and I know he will. Come now. A prominent official, who has lived in Salt Lake, declares that war with down and married him inside of a month. The third one was lame, and 08PEL MEETINGS at the house of Bev.

the Mormons is inevitable. States the Injuns overtook him. Then we PhllllDs. or In the 8ehool Hall tried women folks. The first one got men are rapidly coming around to the conclusion that the only effectual way swallow it down." "And you'll buy me a goat?" "Yes." "And a coach dog?" "I cannot promise "Alright; no dog, no ilet" "Well, I'll ask your father." Sunday Schools, Children's I.pm Adult's 8, pm Preaching 7, Bible Study, Wednesday 7, a married the night she lit down there tne Kingdom oi neaven, unless tney have a lawful excuse.

I can say without fear of successful contradiction the above commandments are what the Lord requires of all people in this-day and age, and if we do not strictly comply with them we will haue to put up with that awful sentence, 'Depart from me, ye workers W. T. H. Marshal." To the above Mr. Marshall adds a postcript modestly 'requesting newspapers "to the ends of the earth" to reprint it.

LET THE GOOD WOEK GO OK. The Chanute Times says: Democrat said to us the other day, 'I do not agree with you politically, but I admire the Times because it has the courage of its convictions. I would rather give it my support than to aid a poor, soulless mugwump paper trying to carry water on both shoulders, without convictions or the courage to express what few ideas it The Blade "sees it" and goes "one better," to-wit: "That proves the said Democrat to be a political genius and a man of rare qualifications in working up the interests of his party. A few more papers in this county advocating Republican doctrine with the same profound and exalted sentiments as our esteemed contemporary would disgust most of the sensible Republicans and make Neosho county democratic in less than six months." of dealing with this national disgrace I took the second about the middle oi is with the sword instead of the pen the third week, and the next one was JUTHOLIC. abducted by a stage robber." And you'll buy me two hundred Services first and fifth Sundays in the month.

"Why don't you get the ugliest, A respectable young woman who was arrested in Chicago while trying to find an opium den, confessed that homeliest women you can find some SOCIETIES. luai uicd "Yes, now take it down." "And a ponv?" perfect old terror, like that lantern she was taught to smoke the drug by jawed, razor-faced female over by the "Oh, I couldn't do that. Now be A. F. ft A.

M. ticket window a young man, ana ever since una possessed an insatiable craving for it rflHAYEB LODGE, No. 149, meets Saturday a good boy and swallow it down." "Oh yes, I'll swallow that stuff, Whv don't we? Stranger, you ii 4. on or Doioro mil oi moon, eacn montn A. B.

Sargent W. M. C. M. McGown, Sec'y eastern folks will never understand us Judge Lynch, while swinging around the circle, should not be allowed to forget that a promising candidate pioneers in the world never.

That' O. A. my wife--the identical school teacher mHATER POST, No. 339, meets In their Hall will," he said as he clapped on his hat; "you may fool some other boy with a circus ticket and a lump of brown sugar, but it'll take a hundred dollar pony to trot that stuff down awaits mm in imcago. I married, and she was the hansomest tne nrst aatnraay or eacn montn at 8 p.

m. and third Saturday of each month at 7 :80 p. one in the drove!" it. vium, uommanaer, D. W.

Lucas, Adjutant, A fatal disease has made its ap THE QAflDEfl OPEDEI. pearance among the milch cows in many of the counties of central Illi A. O. U. W.

my neckl" DAK EIOE'S WATOH. niCK LEGION, No. 43 Select Knights, meets It has been discovered that west nois, which is attributed to the eating vx secona ana rounn eannasss eacn montu Thos. McNulty, S.C. Q.

A. Kellogg Recorder of mouldy and rotten corn wbichjfar Dan Rice's watch is coming prom en Kansas is the Eden from which Grandfather Adam and Grandmother mers lef in the field. The animals, A. O. U.

W. inently before the public. It was presented in 1851 by a fire company Evo were driven for fooling with the mHATER LODGE, No. 87, meets first and commandments and the Good Man when first attacked, are seized with dizziness and fall down, many of them dying. A disease similato-epizootio A.

tuira iubbubti eacn montn. 07 B. Lukens M. T. McNulty Recorder in XNew uneans ana was soon aner-wards stolen.

The veteran showman I.O. O.T. winter winesaps. The stump of the identical tree under which Mrs. Adam was beguiled by the serpent, is just has broken out among the heard nothing of it until a recent visit fflH ATER LODGE meet every Friday evening number having already died from the to Knnis, Texas, when a friend in Mtiwp.m, ueo.

n. rosi, w.ti. 1, W. P. Hasen, W.

8. formed him that it was "in soak" at souin in Hamilton county, iiieuain aisease. ing sword that guarded the Tree a jeweler's 'in that town. Peacefu mHAYEH CORNET ANQmeets every Wed Life has been stolen perhaps by the nesaay xiae nicnois, Leader. negotiations for its recovery, based The bill recently introduced by Delegate Joseph, of New Mexico.

Indians or cowboys, but tbe ng tree upon an offer of its value to tbe pres having for its object the organization is here from which Mrs. Adam manu ASSOCIATIONS. ent claimant, failed, and now the factured her fashionable but some powers of the justice's court, are in and arming of a military force to sup Dress Indian outbreaks, has a Dracti mHATER BUILDING AND LOAN ABSOr.I A what scanty wearing apparel. It is TICN meets first Monday evening of eaoh cal air about it. There may bebetter JBUUiU Q.

A. Kellogg Frank Inslev ways than that to solve the Indian ii i Vice-President voked to restore the long-lost ticker to its owner. Its keepsake value is placed at $125, and a prayer is addressed to the court urging it to prevail upon the present owner to fork dead now probably winter killed but like our flag, it is still here, and furnishes evidence whioh the oldest inhabitants dare not dispute. The rresiaeni, Geo. II.

Post Secretary, V. cross Treasurer. Another offensive partisan has been disposed of. Miss Maggie Darling, the postmistress at Eldora, this state eloped last Saturday with a sewing machine agent. The Reverned Jardine, who last summer kicked up a stink in Kansas City religious circles died in St.

Louis last Sunday afternoon from an overdose of chloroform. Whether or not the drug was taken with suicidal intent is yet to be determined. The tenth annual meeting of the Kansas State Historical society will be held in the hall of house of representatives at Topeka next Tuesday evening, the 19th instant, for the election of one-third the members of the board of directors, and the transaction of such other business as may come before the meeting. A meeting of the board of directors will be held on the afternoon of the same day in the rooms of the. society.

All members are requested to be present. proDiem, uui inure is no ouickot war. There is so much red tape about the regular armv. and it is so hampered mHATER COAL AND MINING OOMPANT soil is just as fruitful as in ye olden i over that amount or tbe watch; Dan .1. meets miru nuuuay evening every month G.

T. Dodds K. L. Brn by discipline and supply trains, that there is a great gulf between it and Preildent, Vice-President time ana produces proaigiousiy. Sunflowers oan be seen that will make Rice is now at Ennis and proposes to have his old watch if law can recover it.

The engraved inscription, "To 4. mi. uunsmore r. Hssen Secretary, Treasurer, the end of Indian wars. If a volunte a dozen rails and a whole lot of hard mHATER ANTI.HOR8E-THIEF ARSOHTA force is equipped for the work and 11 JJ it- i iL.i.

i Dan Rice from New Orleans Fire TION meets on Monday, on or before full work. Potatoes grow so big that they can only be roasted by building a fire it-'. 1 J.t January, 1851," is stil! oi moon eacn montn a. uestoss seo'y wen paiu, uiw enu is near in uut calitv. The boys would not care nvazj mils rresiuem.

perfectly preserved on tbe case. M. MoUOWN Dentist, office encumber their reports with every thing that oocured, but when they would be readv to renort there would England's privy council, although u. over rowers son's, tiara- on me wmuwaru suie ana wnen one section is done waiting for the wind to change. Cabbage leaves are used for circus and hoop' poles are made out of timothy stalks.

Jack ware store. All kinds of Dental if an esentiai pari or tne government, work donai nlllnir. extracting j- no further use for soldiers in that platework, and old plates mended and made as good as new. Baldwin's new process for nas never Deen recognizea as an omc I 1 1 1 i. neck of woods.

rabbits grow as large as a horse, and extracting eein witnoutpsm, iai Douy oy any act oi i iouiiom,.