Smith County Bulletin from Smith Center, Kansas • 3

Open That Door. THE RECORD. Lincoln. I am so surprised Who do you think kissed you TURNIP SEEDS, at Ahlborn Bros. 44 Bro.

Wentworth was taking- up a THURSDAY, JUNE 1 1 882 BY ROVINO BOY. Kansas. Smith Centre, EDITED BY G. I. BURR.

Kotrd at the pust-fltoa Smith Centre. seeood-efcus matter. A collection in his potato patch to-day. H. FIELD, Cannier.

A. V. MII1XDOX, Aaat. A General Banking? Business ITraneactedL We have noticed for some time that our office-boy had a habit of looking down his nose in a peculiar way, whenever the name of Charley Roberts, the painter, was mentioned; but only yesterday did we learn the full pariculars. Thinking that possibly on account of his peculiarly sensitive disposition, he may have made a mistake, and believing that Charley's "intentions were honorable;" we give the matter publicity in.

the hope that a reconciliation may be effected: It seems that Charles was painting in Dr. Cannon's drug store, when our boy William in passing, thought he would drap in and chat with him a few momenta On trying the door 4 ''Farmers wishing to borrow money, will find it greatly to their by patronizing us, on account of our extreme low rates exUSH-' sions granted and our, liberal policy in dealing with them. Vf make Final Proofs and advance money on the same. Buy County Warrants, Court Certificates, School District and Township Orders. HEADQUARTERS FOR BURLINGTON AND QUEEN INSURANCE Henry, where art thou Castor Beans at Ahlborn Bros.

39 School closes week after next. MOHAIR Dressgoods at eight cents per yarckat McDowell's. 35 Three new subscribers this week two last. EARLY AMBER Cane seed. A fresh supply at Ahlborn Bros.

44 Tho Record outfit had their pik-turs tuk this week. Elegant styles of Lawns and fancy Dress Goods at Jacob We got badly "skeered" for fear our fair weather local was "previous." Broken suits of clothing at cost or below, at H. H. Reed's 43 The spiritualists are making arrangements to build a church near Salem. MENS' BOYS' CLOTHING to suit everybody in quality and price at Jacob Brunner's: 39 Our office towel is becoming soiled.

We will have to have it washed or get a new one, this fall. SMOKE John A. Kindred has just got on a new lot. of cigars and tobacco's. Try 'em.

The masons of Waterville take an excursion trip to Leavenworth, COMPANIES, WHICH INSURE AGAINST FIRE, LIGHTNING. he found it to be locked, but a stento Cold and wet, high water and no mail. Corn that is up is managing to keep above the ground, but that is about all. Joseph Breon has some of the nicest pigs we have yet seen. A number of boys talk of going to Saline county to harvest, where hands and teams will soon be in good demand.

The Kellum brothers started west last Thursday. They will probably rusticate in tho mountains awhile and return as most of the boys are doing. Rev A. T. Riley, pastor of Twelve Mile M.

E. Church, has. ill for tho past two weeks. It is hoped by his many friends that ho will soon be able to be with us again on his circuit. We notice quite a lengthy piece in the last weeks paper, against the word system of teaching.

Can not some one give us a good reply We see by the Superintendent's report that our teachers only average about $17 per. month. We should liko to see this raised a little. WIND STORMS AND TORNADOES. AGENCY FOR THE ROYAL NETHERLAND AND WHITE CROSS STEAMSHIP LINES, RUNNING TO THE OLD WORLD.

rian voice from within, cried: "Go Round to the Other Door." The unsuspecting youth, in whose heart there was no guile, or any thing of that sort, stumbled around to the 1n27 rear of the building, over barrels, Ink (XL boxes, and tried the back door which was also locked. Somewhat surprised, almost grieved, as it were, he gave the door an energetic shake. Picture the feelings of the poor boy, KEEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND, A FULL LINE OF when the same sonorous voice rang out: "Go Round To The Othir A NEW STOCK of spring goods just received at Jacob Brunhek's. 39 WTe wcro forced to mutilate our correspondents somewhat, this week. Straw Goods of every variety at Jacob Brunner's.

39 r-The letter of R. O. Gue arrived too late for publication, this week. Ladies, call at McDowell's for your lawn and dress goods. 35 The late dampness has taken out about thirty foot of the mill dam at Cedarville.

How fine our ladies will dress, now that McDowell is bringing on his swell stock of trimmed millinery. 35 Mr. Hasbrouck and family intend to start for their new home the last of next week. Go to the Key West Moat-market for Corn-beef, Fresh Laid, Onions, and Sour-Kraut. 33 Henry Breon finally parted with that extra mule team; selling team, harness and wagon for no little sum, in Kansas.

Plows, harrows, and cultivators for sale or trade for horses or mules by S. D. Cummings. 31 We learn that Lysander Stokes received $800 back pay for services rendered to Uncle Sam. The Celebrated Linen Glace that gives an extra polish gloss, to starched goods, can be had at Jacob Brun-ners.

34tf The Pioneer leys are moving, this week, into the building formerly occupied by the county officers. They have our sincere sympathy. Tne mail route from Smith Centre to Red Cloud is now owned by S. Cummings.of Smith Centre, and Joe Warner, of Red Cloud. Hack leaves each place daily.

31 The amphictyon organ is advertised for sale on June Gth. Something "ligious" has got to be done pretty sudden, if we want to save it. Local afid Miscellaneous. Yesterday was decoration clay. Bird Cages at Ahlborn Bros.

39 BfflOBb office need an McDowell is getting on a fall stock of notions. 35 v-Dr. Ayers has returned from bis eastern trip. If you want any dress silks, call at McDowell's. 35 Mrs.

Leroy Crofut was quite ill, tut is getting better. Oar Clay Centre boys got back alive. CIGARS CIGARS At the Post Office Store. Try them. 41 The long haired barber has come -back.

Staple and fancy Groceries sold at Bottom Prices at Jacob Brunner's. 89 How do you like the newest new kind of shouting proverbs A new supply of canned goods just received at the Key -west Meat, Market. 44 -The boys say it was base ball; but they think the informant baser nor that. Capt. MeDowell is getting on the finest stock of goods ever brought to this market.

35 Headley go head. Brief authority with a judicious mixture of Nick-olas Nickleby, is good. The finest stock of hand made boots at Jacob Brunner's. A fit for everybody. Every pair warranted.

39 The attempts at puns this week are awful, but they the best we can get out of the stuff. Fly time is coming, and Ahlborn Bros, have a full supply of screen wire cloth; door i springs, and spring Listening intently he fancied he could hear sounds of suppressed laughter, as though some one was leaning over a linseed-oil barrel in order to do justice to their feelings; and he indignantly departed, Boots and Shoos, about Juno 1st. A full line of Ladies' fancy Slippers and Shoes at Jacob Brunner's. Cedarville' BY DIRieO. Call and see them.

39 HatsaDdCaps, Notions, Queensware, Soap, 'Coal Oil and carefully looking around to see that everybody was attending strictly to their own concerns. Since then no A letter recioved by W. N. Hall from his son in Colorado reports amount of argument can convince snow still eight inches deep, in that him but what Charley is lacking in country. sociability.

He thinks he is cold and haughty. We tell him "'sail-right" The post office of Tyner passes into" the hands of Mr. Fisk, this week He will make a careful and but he refuses to be comforted. 4 Sunday School Convention. efficient officer.

H. M. Barger has just received a choice lot of bahna flour, which he The late heavy rains have completely cooked the chinch bug's goose. The Solomon has been booming for the past two weeks. People on the south side have been living on faith and sorghum, owing to the fact that the mills are all on the "tother" side of the drink.

It is estimated by good authority that Harvey township will grow three thousand acres of broom corn this season. Allowing five acres to produce a ton, and realizing $5 per ton for the same, Harvey will be $36,000 ahead. Married: At Kirwin, Thursday, May 18th; Mr. John S. Lee and Mrs.

Taylor Patton were indissolubly united in the holy bonds of matrimony. May posies forever grown in Is Ffl si to fell NORTH SIDE PUBLIC SQUARE, suracsmE, mm The Beaver township Sunday school convention will be held at tho Daven will sell, at wholesale or" retail, as cueax? as good, flour can be sold. 31 port school house, on Thursday, June Charley Aldrich has been obliged 15, PROQBAMME. 1st, Devotional exercises, 9.30, A. M.

to give up his position in Washington, on account of sickness, and has returned to his home in this coun- vln40t( 2nd, Address of welcome, J. C. Dav- ennort 3rd, Ought unregenerated persons to Another car load of Salina flour just received at the Key-West meat market. That shows who is doing teach in. the Sunday schools liev J.

S. Ross. 4th, Tho troubles and helps of a the flour trade. Prices from $3.20 to 42 their cabbage patch, and may their path be smeared with lasses, is the $4.00 per hundred Weight. 43 bunday school teacher, R.

G. Miller. 5th, Should the New Revision be in A. Kindred has re-opened his Cedarville was thrown into a com troduced into the Sabbath school? motion few days ago by a "fist and sincere wish of their many friend. On Friday last, a gentleman from Stockton, while on his way home from Bloomington, was caught in tho Rev.

J. G. H. Armstead, skull fight between "Young America 6th, How to prepare the lesson and "South Africa." Amerioa got a Hildor Grover. rain storm near Codarville.

After black and Africa is black pretty 7th, Ought Superintendents to teach putting his team in the livery stable much all over. The newly married member of the firm of Ahlborn Bros, will take up bis residence in the northern part of town glad of it. IT'S A FACT. Chas. S.

Uhlhas horse, nets to sell at wholesale prices Call and be convinced. I mean 39tf E. J. Mix has gone back to his in Nebraska, to arrange his 'business, preparatory to moving to this place. and going to tho Valley House, he was in the babbath school? J3.

Mer riman. suddenly prostrated with congestion Henry Stone says that he has the best coal oil to Bell at 30 cents per gallon, that has ever been brought to 8th, What are the present needs of of the lungs. Dr. Golden was called the Sabbath school? E. Grover.

in; he pronounced him in a dangerous this market. The electric oil, 300 9th, A talk to.the children, C. E. condition. We are unable to give the If.

ft STONE MUST GO, AND, IN ORDER TO EFFECT A REMOVAL, WELL BE COMPELLED TO MAKE A 0 IN HIS STOCK OF GOODS: ERGO, IF YOU WANT GOODS AT ASTONISHINGLY LOW FIGURES, NOW THE TIMS TO WW Many Articles Will be Sold BELOW FOR CASH. SMITH CENTRE, KANSAS. proof, warranted to bum every drop. Mann. gentleman's name; but are told that he is one of the merchants of Stock 30 i 10th, A lecture on the good of the ton.

Mrs. Dedrick, living about a mile and one half north of town, fell back school, liev. Dr. Albright. 11th, Miscellaneous.

12 Benediction. Salem. ward into a cellar, one day last week: striking upon her head and injuring H. It. Stone sells the best brand of custom made boots.

Kvery boot warranted to be of good stock and well made extra wide and low broad hoeL 2C Look on the other column at the A A A. 'M Let every one interested in the work of tho Sunday school come up BY TYRO. and give one day to the cause; ner so badly tnat she was unconscious about thirty hours. SHEARER Bros, have the hand especially are the superintendents "Drouthy Kansas is not very de and teachers of the township expect scriptive of the realities of the case. ucuuuuv ill mo Hurpnw party juu would know why Henry Clark looks 'so "sheepish" every time the boys ted to be present, Let every school somest and of walnut and ash bedsteads ever brought to i i i i send at least two delegates.

John Martin, President. J. C. Devenport, Sec. lieve it, don't go and examine them.

Looking at certain corn fields where the lister has been used, one cannot help being favorably impressed with the merits of that machine-as a ditcher. I favor progress as opposed to fogyism, on general princi yeU'liAMBl'' For Photo's and Ambrotypes call onW. N. Hall, over Brunner's Store; North side Public Square, Smith Center, Kas. Childrens' Pictures a spec 43 We loarri that Guy ClevelanI has also shaken more less dust nl7 What a German Newspaper Say a.

ples; but if the lister represents mod from his feet, as a testimony, and de ern improvement, I must confess that in this respect, I cling to the custom parted for S-ockton. All the young Wo Germans are in general not in clined to believe at once in great an of the fathers. folks will miss Guy, especially well, they'll all miss him. nouncements and puffs; we are rather suspicious, and often with perfect Crops look quite promising, and farmers who, last fall, looked blue and dismal, how have their counte COMING Directly from St. another large invoice of trunks right, of exaggerations and humbugs ialty.

33 We see by the News that a resolution to instruct the delegates from Marshall county for John A. Ander- on, was defeated, not because they opposed to Mm, but because they thought it poor policy to tie up a delegation with instructions. NEW FIRM E. J. Mix, of Nebraska, has taken an interest iu the meat, flour, and produce business, Our motto is, "What the eye sees the nances illuminated by a smile as be and valises, at the Eureka Harness Shop, which will bo sold cheaper than heart believes, and we therefore do witching as that usually seen on the visage of a amis clown.

sire to see and examine ourselves before wo speak about things and praise ever. Call early and don miss this grand opportunity. 39 Patrick Berry, from the extreme north-east part of the county, called in them. This was our idea when we heard and read so much about Dr. There has been so many eighteen inch fences built this spring, that it has become almost dangerous to walk on the prairie.

A person is liable at any time to stumble on a fence, and S. A. Richmond's justly celebrated to see us on a very dismal day this World's Epileptic Institute, and we We Buy Our Goods of -MCDOWELL- IS WHAT THEY ALL SAY. HAS ALWAYS ON HAND A GOOD I STOCK OF 1 Dry Goods, Groco ies, Hats, Caps, Boots and Shoes, Clothing, NOTIONS QUEENSWARE, IN FACT EVERYTHING WANTED BY THE FARMERS. ALSO AGENT FOR THE CELEBRHTED Davis newinc machine.

therefore sent a reporter to the I uild- blacksmith shop at the old stand. He solicits the patronage of all his former customers and a share of new ones. Satisfaction guaranteed to all. 39 Many thanks for the kindly mention, whether by "boss" or "boys," that we received from the Pioneer. We hasten the opportunity afforded of grasping the fraternal flesh, protruded so cordially at us.

Some of the Lincoln and Oak delegates were 'heard to remark that there might coino a time when Webb would want to go to Topeka fully as badly he did the other day. Though it has cleared up and sunshine is dirt cheap just we hope that some of the boys will not have "the sun in their eyes" so much as they did last week. Mc DOWELL has the finest article of Silk at fifty cents per yard, also Arlington at twenty and twenty-five cents, and Pi at twenty and twenty-fivecents. 35 The Herald's special artist made Webster look so nobby just before he started for Clay Centre, that several of our exchanges have taken his image as a cut for a clothiers advertisement. Being compelled to reduce his stock of goods in order to effect a removal of the same, H.

R. Stone will sell all kinds of merchandise at very low figures, many articles below cost. 41 Perry Hackett is now the paricnt of a fine girl, and has been since Monday last. Everybody doing well. We feel like grasping the hand of, and taking refreshment with all men who are in that enviable situation.

Swans sing before they die. Although not a swan and not proposing to die; H. R. Stone sings out that he will sell you goods cheaper than any can be obtained any where else, in order to reduce his stock. 43 Mr.

Kennard called Monday and said that he had secured all tho help he needed for his sheep shearing and was ready to go to work as soon as there was a reasonable prospect that the sheep would not need the wool all summer. We don't approve of rings, combinations and set up jobs, as a general thing, but we are willing to enter into a sort of a combination with some-body-or-other to get up a first class article of 4th of July celebration. What d'ye soy boys Did no one but Webb McNall and W. P. Meadows, make a motion in the convention We see no mention of any one else doing so in the very full and complete account of the proceedings of that body, given in last week's Herald.

The reason the Pioneer is so fearless and unmindful of consequences in denouncing the infractions of law and decency which have become so frequent in our town, of late, is because it is forced to do so in order to be consistent with its motto, -Hew to the line, let the chips fall where they will. fall head first into some ones pasture, week and quite chirked us up; leav ing us the richer by one years subscription to the Record when he de parted. there to be devoured by sheep or oth ing. We are now able to give tho best informmation on the subject, based on a personal review and examination er blood-thirsty monsters. However, the fence is highly recommended es found at all times Jbev best of goods at the.

lowest tainjgy rates. Choice cigars and tobaopus constantly on hand. Give them ft call. 41tf We were confidentially informed by a young ma in whose tones we could deteet anote of "exhortation," that Miss Nina Newkirk would be home from Baldwin City in a few days, to spend a three month's vaca J. C.

Wilson was exhibiting a of the premises. pecially by the agents. It is claim Our reporter found Dr. Richmond ed, and I think trnthfully, that a cow in his office. The doctor kindly recioved him, and not only answered all connot crawl under the wire.

I predict that a majority of the his questions, but showed and explain couple of pelicans, Tuesday, which he brought to the ground with one shot each, from a double barreled shot gun. The wings measured eight feet from tip to tip, and the Lilts were about fourteen inches in length. We have concluded to fight whenever any Pawnees will stand by St. John, ed everything about the place to him. though quite a number oppose him His office is on the first floor of the on tne tinrd term theory.

If thev building, and its walls are covered one calls us a pelican. with thousands of photographs of gen have any argument to sustain this third term opposition, they keep it locked up in the secret chambers of tleman and ladies restored to health by tion at her old (perhaps as she has been away to school we should aged) home. We are glad to bear it. We give below the first effort in the noble art of printing, of a certain youth whom we were thinking of of taking in on probation 'tis his imMoJ straom Yon Surprise Mc. the use of Samaritan Nervine, among whom our reporter recognized many their own stomachs.

Will they please to give us the reason why they of his own countrymen, and its glass KANSAS. SMITH CENTRE, This week the surprise party was a success. Quite a number.of the oppose a third term If they will cases contains innumerable certificate of cures and letters in praise of this t1u27 young folks were present, and all say not do tnis, they will, perhaps, be it was. the best time they have had world-famous remedy. Nothing daunted, like unto the gritty little grairi 'mills out west; he KEY-WEST About ten years ago Dr Richmond kind enougn to pardon us for bohove-ing in the future as wo have done in the past, that the whole thing is an old threadbare blanket with which tney are vainly striving to conceal a camd to bt.

Joseph. He was then a poor young man, with but little money, and no friends to assist him whisky-barrel. He rented a small office on Francis street, and commenced the struggle for success single-handed and alone. Thank Ye. He has achieved a grand triumph, in the face of stubborn opposition on SMITH CBNITIE, KANSAS.

We and shall continue to keep on hand a Large Stock o( fresh And still they come. This time my friends at Cora thought they would see if I could not be surprised; so for MEAT, SAUSAGE, BOLOGNA, CHEESE, CRACKERS, APPLES fear some one would give me a hint, erery hand, and is to-day one of the wealthiest man in our midst. This fact alone is amply sufficient to show the merits of his invaluable preparation, even though there wore no other sources from which' to procure valid and reliable testimony. But beside the money which this they waited until I went away from for ages; Oho of the best features was where the boys went into one room and the girls into the other, (hold on, we're not through yet) and after calling in Dan Pattorson to assist them, the ladies admitted tho one by one into their room. The poor victim was blinded, surrounded by a bevy of girls, and before he.

recovered from his surprise a kiss was deposited on his countenance somewhere, and the game' was for him to guess who gave it to him. Almost all the boys bit, and revealed the name of the fair one whom they thought they had smitten. Picture the woe-begone look, when after giving themselves away, they learned what Dannie had been taken in for, and it was the universal opinion of these unfortunates that they were more "taken in" than Dannie. Then followed a new kind of shouting proverbs, where instead of giving each one a word of the proverb and having all shout their word, at once, everybody except one deluded being, was home; they then got up a pound so BRAND, AND FEED. BUY HIDES.

I ShaU Sell Strictly for CASH. Morris Barger. ciable for our benefit, and while I was still away from home, brought the proceeds to my family. Well, you up uuu mou lb oiuu niw me muu wring result: siarom qaimeroj Upon our solemn compact not to publish bis name, (legibly) Jft-J has agreed to "set-'em-up" to all the boys who can find out his secret. What a revolution, of feeling comes over us when after weeks of clouds and storms; weeks of dull, dreary depressing weather, the storm ceases, the clouds clear away, and a flood of bright, cheery, sunlight pours over everything, warming our very soles, and transforming even the most commonplace objects jnto things of beauty.

How the taters grow; the sun-flowers The small boy bate away at stray frogs in half dried puddles, and the nobby young man crawls under his summer hat. How the guinea hen sings, flies and gnats become sociable, and woolen underclothes are peeled Now may the young lady appear on the street without an mnhrelfa under one arm, and a pair of blankets under te other. And now may -our iethergic citizens be seen, each crawling to his itemed dry goods box, with a graceful 2rid air; as though his back was iu' (our ptoses. -Welcome great medicine has been tho means of bringing to the inventor, the doctor re played it sharp this time, but I shall A 1 11 a oe on tne xook-out in tne iuture. xou have our hearty thanks.

deyes daily the blessing of thousands of patients restored to health and happiness through bis instrumentality. These letters are open for inspection M. w. Uonry. Livery, Feed And Sale Stable.

Married: At the residence of at his office, and it requires two clerks Thomas Glenn, on Sunday, May 28, to attend to this branch of busi SMITH. CENTRE, 1882, by the Rev. H. F. Albright; Something New.

ness. Dr. Richmond is a living example Mr. L. C.

Ahlborn to Miss R. E. Glenn all of Smith county, Kansas. Proprietor. AARON MILLER, instructed to keep quiet.

They say to be imitated by all young men who have a disposition to reach eminence The couple, have already I am now prepared to aoooiiimodate all my friendi and patrons in in the world" by diligence in the use made arrangements to move to town and become perni'enent residents. Although by slightly with either, we are sure that Jthev will be I have opened a blacksmith shop on the south-east corner of the public square, where I will keep good workmen, and be prepared to do custom work in a neat and workmanlike manner. Horse-shoeing a specialty Give me a call. 43tf "''Si D. of their own exertion, and besides the Enjoyment and prosperity which the way he snouted "JUamb till the windows rattled and then retired behind hi5 celluloid was "too funny for The last, and one Of the best things, about it was the.

closing song by Miss FairebilcL Oh, such a good time I style. a good tarn and experienced hands to care tot stock, r- urtounos him, ne has the satiezao-ttoa to be regerd! a benef- an aouisition to esciety of oar GIVE ME A CAUL' place. They hsva fpfcc; wisbea.