The Harlan Advocate from Harlan, Kansas • 3

J.C. MARTIN, Married: At Portis Kansas, Sun THE PRINTER'S KISS. Print on my lip another kiss, The picture of thy growing passion; Nay, this won't do nor this nor this But now; ay 1 there's a ''proof Not many years ago when a. man suddenly disappeared his friends dragged the rivers and eAmiued all; the convenient hanging places. But times have changed.

Now they drag out his bank accouut and examine the Canada hotel registers. This is a progressive day May 1st, 1887. Dr. E. 0 Henshal to Emma Silverwood.

The Advocate joins the Dr's many friends here in THE I1ARLA1I ADVOCATE. Eabjlax, Smith Countt, Kansas, publibhi vbyebt thttbsday AS. E. arnjsk, Editor and Publisher. TERMS, $1.25 PER YEAR.

OUR MOTTO. r(K congratulating him in his new life. Beautiful weather for corn planting. Price on cattle is a little on the raise. Potatoes for seed seem to be a scarce Quick Sales and Smau Protfjt.

Three thousand people are coming article. Married: At Norton, Kansas, Sunday May 1st. 1887. A. L.

Drummond and Minnie Corf man. Another printer trying a new experiment. "Link" is publisher of the Norton Democrat and well known here and the Advocate into Kansas every Is it any won L. O. Fansler started to Norton Co.

BATES OF ADVERTISING. dcr we boom? Never before in the this morning. Qd column, one year. 75.00 .40.00 history of the state has the population Frank Denman is now clerking for Quarter S2.00 grown so rapidly: unles it was in that joins his many friends in wishing, him Keeler Son. time just after the wart when emigrants Eighth 12-00 Local notices, per each nsertlon, 6 cents.

Display adds for em than one month, one nd one-half tlinee column rate. Legal notices, logui fees. and his lady happiness and prosperity as they journey over, the matrimonial Strohm shipped two car load of swine tumbled over each other, in; their haste Monday morn ing. to enter the land of promise. v.

Quite a number of our citizens went Married: At the residence of the brides parents, 3 miles north of Downs, to the Centre Saturday. Special bargains in ladies dress patterns. No trouble to show goods. Read the new "ad" of F. B.

Denman. Kans. on Sunday May 1st, 1887. W. C.

Kansas is beginning; to exhibit her true loveliness. The recent rain had POST-OFFICE HOURS. Office hours from 7:30 a. m. to 8:30 p.

m. Open Sunday from 11 a. m. to 1p.m. Register matter closes 7:30 p.

m. AL. McCONKEY, P. M. He is off eriug special bargains.

the desired effect of- brinffinsr forest Frost, and Mary L. Tetlo'w. Both bride and groom are old school mates of "ye Now let our boys organize and come and fruit trees out in their foliage, and causing the crass to sorine ud in nro- scribe." W. Frost is a contractor and to the front with a good ball club. We turned out some Job work for LeRoy Markert, Downs, this week.

builder and we can say a first class workman. Miss Tetlow is the accomp fusion, and our sunny Kansas is now be TT AT3T. ATVr TTATsTRAflf coming so that she will captivate all In this regard she is a regular masher. Wes. Marple attended the teachers lished daughter of Mr.

and Mrs. John Tetlow, and is highly esteemed by all who know her. The best wishes of the examination at the Centre Saturday. Miss Jennie LaRoe received a 3d latne best ana cheapest tttre in omun j9.f- dbt waai yoa -wu nu. Bell what you have t.

Come one and all, prices LOW as the LOWEST in AH vt ivy tj Advocate follow them as they travel in double harness down the pathway of earthly joys and sorrows: grade certificate at the last examination. Dan Barllett is preparing an Ice Cream parlor. Look for his "ad" next fact thre is not a store in Smith Co. offering such Bargains In all kind goods such as Dry Goods, Groceries, Boote, Shoes, Hats, Caps, and C1oUim Sheriff Rushin, r. of, Marion county tells of a remarkable quadruped had been sold' --at s.

auction four different times in as many years, the party making the purchase" giving his note to pay for the animal in December, but, failing to cancel the obligations, the mule was sold again, and he Central Branch Unoion Pacific R. R. TRAINS FASS HARLAN QOMQ KA8T Express" A Mail, 7:85 A. Accommodation 8:19 A. Express Mail, 93 P.

Accommodation, M. fUl yueens nsre soa iiouvqb. QOLP was sold four times in like manner. A short time ago, and it was only a few days before the first Tuesday in Decem UD- A. -H GOMiiKY Married: At Cawker City.

May 4th. 1887, Mr John Q. Roy ce of the Smith County Bullet in, and Mrs. Ollie Crane of Cawker -The happy couple came to thfs place on the 9:35 train last night and was met at the depot by our Band. After playing one of their choice selections Mr.

Royce made a short speech and' then invited them up town where he handed out oranges cigars and other dainties by the score, also raising the wealth of the band to the amount of $5.00, for which the boys extend many thanks. Mr. Royce Is well known in these parts week. Mrs. J.

W-Strohm of Carroll Iowa, is visiting H. C. Strohm and family this week. A special stock train left this place Wednesday morning, containing thirteen cars. mt.

Kinneson's new dwelling in the north-west part of town is looming up in elegant style. Why did Jerry get left in the foot MANUFACTURER OF DEALER IN CHURCHES. U. B. Church.Rer.

P. M. Herrlck, pastor. Piwachlntr every Sabbath, at College Chapel at tl a. in.

and 1 p. in. Babbuth School every Sabbath at 9:30 a.m. P. Wagner, Supt.

Prayer mooting, every Wednesday -evening. J. McMUlen Leader. ber, the mule came up to the sheriff's home, as though he thought it about time to be sold the fifth time, but Mr. Rushin sent a negro out to turn the mule homeward, as the last note had been paib.

Logan Freeman. THE race Monday evening? Because he OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. didn't run fast enough. as a good moral man and highly es BITS, COMBS BRUSHES, LAV ROBES, COLLARS, WHIPS, BRIDLES, SADDLES. CLOTHIER! An editor is presumed to know many Hare you got a hat to trade? If so things, but here is one that gets away call at this office.

Burke, is making a with us: A freight train one mile in specialty in that line. "Rats." teemed by all who know him. The Advocate force with John's many friends, at this place extend to him and his blushing bride many congratulations, and wish them a long and happy life as they trot in double harness. down the elope of time. length stopped at a station, with the ca The Hager Bro's stock of goods were sold Monday.

Carson, Pirie, Scott boose just opposite the depot. The conductor got orders to move his train to the next station, which was just five miles distant. He gave the engineer Chicago were the purchasers. Has Just Received Sweat Pads, Leather Pads, Zinc Pads, Harness Oil, and all other articles osnalfy kept In a first-class harness shop, at lowest cash prices. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY.

HARLAN, KANSAS. We intend to put in a patch of turnips at the rear of our office. All who want a (to) turnip, come down to this end of an ellegant line of town. Born: On Wednesday April 20th, 1887, to Mr. and Mrs.

Chamberlain, host and hostes of the Commercial House, a daughter. This should have been published in last weeks issue, but was overlooked. We will try and not let it occur again, that is the omission of any such occurrences. We have some excellent base ball DISTRICT JCDQB. CUrkJUSmRh Cawker City.

STATK SENATOR. Smith Centre, V. 8. LAND OFKICER8. John Bissell.

Register Kirwln. Or. Ji. Harris, Receiver Kirwin. KANSAS 8 TATE GOVERNMENT.

florernor John A. Martin. Lieutenant Governor A P. Riddle. Secretary of State.

K. B. Allen. State James W. Hamilton.

Anorney General S. il. Utaalord. Mate Auditor McCarthy. riujt.

Public instruction J. H. iawhead. Ft ate Librarian H. J.

Derue. See. 8tte Uistorical Society P. H. Adams.

Hoard Agriculture Win. Sims. CCCKTY OniCEKS. KprenentatlT6 MtbDiat. W.

M. Skinner, treasurer Shoemaker. N. Beacom. Sheriff i M.

Carson. Otrk District Court J. H. Hill. County Attorney L.

C. UhL Sirrrcror. H. Seargeut Probaie Judge Kuu't Public Instruction Fanny R. Millard.

Register of Deeds D. L. llubler. I Or Jones. Chairman.

Oo. Commissioners, J. W. Brown P. Glenn COVMTT SEAT SMITH CKlfTnX.

the signal to move, which he did, while the conductor walked over the train to the engine and got there just as. the locomotive reached the station, where he got off. The question is, how far did he walk, or how far or did he ride at all? Will some pedagogue who holds a socond-class certificate please answer, and come to this office and get a players in Harlan. Jim Gearhart is SpanisU, Torchon numbered among the best. Jim is a "dandy" S.

S. If you have friends visiting you do not fail to let us know it. We are here to give you the news, but will have to ask your assistance. and Silk Laces; Silk Veiling, Tidies, Pil low Shams and French Hosiery. fit Hflffcr Rrno niri Stonrf The Advocatf force accompanied by Astounding Oil Region Phe ni iiuui wiuuip viu viuiiui Jim Gearhart took in the sights at nomena.

ee by an-r Ohio paper Grandfather Lickshingle, '-hat Downs, Sunday. That little burg is rapidly getting to the front, said in a Stock shipments from this place since The Northwest Kansas Editorial association will meet at Concordia Monday, May 16 instead of the 13. If every Eublislier in Northwest Kansas could ut know of the importance of attending the meetings every one would attend. Every publisher should turn out. Downs Chief We recived a letter this week from M.

F. Brower. He was taken sick on his arrival to the place he is now located, Invarimy, Atchison county. But we trust that he will soon recover. You may wacth the columns of the Advocate for an interesting letter from Atchison county Pat 3angan, the barber, smelt of.

his bay rum bottle too frequently last Thursday and became rather hilarious. Jtfarshal Archer took him in charge, and the next morning Police Judge Ramsey fined him and costs. It don't pay toget full during this administration. Concordia Times well at North Baltimore the drill lias our last tssue: 17 car load; Glenn struck an oak tree at the depth of 1,000 feet. For fear Ohio newspapers may Hailer 84 head steers; Whitmore ai 5ools, noes, uverans, ismrts, Drawers, Gossimers, Rubbe Coats, Slickers, These sroods are all srood and servi en Taylor 40 head; McDowell, 127 head.

imagine they have found something Downs will have the Santa Fe road new, it may be well enough to remind them that this is an old thing to Pen this year. IHmes. Chestnut: The Santa Fe Machine Shops and Round 'louse will adorn the beautiful city or able and will be sold at prices unheard Harlan The "due" is constantly accumulat ing upon the subscription books of the average country newspaper. Due pay mm STOCK AND8RA1H MARKET. Jiectcd Weekjv by H.

CJiitrphm. Hogs $4.90 Corn20c. WheaC Rye 32c. HARLAN PRODUCE MARKET. Corrected Weekly by Keeler Bon.

KgE" 7o. Butter 12 Je. Potatoes 7Je. Turnips 25c. Onions 75c.

Meal $1.00. Flour 2.00(g$3.00. Young Chickens $1.251.50. per dot. Old per doz.

Ul UULUJi AAA. Uillij jJCvl UX ACUJLtSCiO, XI JUU want anything in this line it -will pay you to buy now for they will not last I also carry a full and complete iine of Men's, Boys and Ohildrens Suits, Boots, Shoes Hats and Caps, Trunks Valises. up, you fellows that are more than one year in arrears. R. S.

Hoinan of the firm of Horneman A Homan has commenced the erection of a residence in the east part of town and when completed will move" to Harlan and be one of us. long at xne prices onerea ior, COME NOW. F. B. Penman, A.

W. Anderson brought in this week for our perusal two old papers, one published A gust 2nd, 184-5, and the other March 12tli, 1770, the former published at Syracuse, N. the latter at Boston, Mass. They are indeed great curiosities The type used then are far different to what is in use at this day and date. J.

G. Goheen and family have moved back to their farm in Smith county. Long Island Interocean. Yes. "Jim" passed through here Sunday last with two wagons loaded with the money he had made off from Long Island eople.

besides he left a fine farm which ie had also purchased since going there last fall. That new Dray wagon of Ed. filler's is just aa complete as though he had bought it in Kansas City In fact is Our better two-thirds has returned nsylvania drillers. We all remember the well oh Oil creek several years ago where a drill penetrated a lumber yard at the depth of 1,500 feet, and began at OBce to spray pine shingles. I was twisting junk on that well myself' and distinctly recall the intense, excitement this strike created in lumber circles, there was a general panic in the board market, the prices fell off 50 per cent in a.

few hours, except at the place where I boarded. We shot the well in the lumber stratum and she responded nobly with pine and hemlock scantlings of the most desirable lengths; matched flooring, dressed and undreTSsed; walnut and oak plank, and lath and fence pickets until the whole darned leare was cevered with them. I never saw such a sight since I used to run a double back-action catch-as-catch-can sawmill in Saginaw. Not the least wonderful feature of the whole thing was a bundle of papers that came up one day after a shot, which proved to be a lot of legal rubbish, notifying us of a suit of trespass and damage. I give the Ohio people credit for having a very nice oil field, but 1 doubt if they will be able to show us old timers with calloused heels anything new in the business." Oil City Derrick.

from her "measly" trip to Phillips Co. and we shall hence forth have to conduct ourself in a different manner, than we have in the past week. GUS THE SQUARE CLOTHIER. There will be a Box Social at the Col NEW lege Chapel on Monday evening May 8th. Every body is invited.

Ladies bring your boxes with lunch enough for two. Gentlemen bring your quarters. the best wagon for the business that we have seen in the west. The work was done by JtfcDonald the Blacksmith in Styles in Every line. the shop or JJlcDonald vvescoat.

"3ac" is a dandy on any kind of iron or wood work. Chas. Halm and Frank Denman had JBorn: On Sunday May 1st 1887. to special business to attend to at Smith Centre last Saturday. Teachers examination and other attractions.

Yes, SAY! Mr. and Mrs. J. McMillen, a great big boy, weight 12 lbs. This accounts for the smiling countenance of "Mac" they both went to the Centre Saturday.

Monday morning, as he was heard mut S. C. Perry has retired from the man tering, I don't care whether I sell any more machinery or not' I've got that agement of the Portis Patriot, has taken NEIGHBOR, Is your" proper ty'fprotected'. against unto himself a wife and gone west to grow up with the country. M.

G. is well; vv see no reason that "Mac" shouldn't "set 'em up" on the above Gall and see and convince yourself. Yours, Anxious to please, occurrence. accidents and casualties by a policy of Woodruff will hereafter be in charge of insurance. the Patriot.

If not, do not rest until you have Jim Gearhart is one of the most popular young men in Harlan, and keeps Business Pointers. Heeler's, for best goods at low prices Bird Cages, at J. McMillen Co's. 5 percent cheaper that ever before sold. Fine line of fancy candies at Payne's.

Oranges and Lemons at Wholesale or retail at Bartlett't Grocery. Cy Real Estate loans, at lowest rates, at the Bank of Harlan, money always ready, and no waiting. Flotk: By the sack or ton all warranted, at Bartletts Grocery. Listers: We have a few of the Rock Island listers on hand which we will close out cheap. J.Mcnillen Co.

Groceries: In this line we defy competition. For One Dollar we Sell You One Hundred Cents Worth of Goods. J. C. Martin.

The best line of gloves and hosiery ever brought to this market is now ou sale at Keeler's store. Crockery Glassware and Queensware, In all shapes and styles at D. F. Bartletts. Farmers Attention: We wish to call your attention to the fact that we handle the Rock Island cultivator and are selling them cheap.

This is the best cultivator on the market. J. McMillen Co. A fine variety of window curtains and carpets in fact we have everv thing kept in a first class Furniture Store, at JZarlan Furniture Store. Ladies Surprised to find such an elesrant line of fine dress naterna at J.

secured one in the WESTERN HOMI INSURANCE COMPANY. company with some of the most popular ABOLPII. WHY? 1st. Its assets to liabilitiesare' larger than anycompany in the field. Two Doors North of Baily Cox's, Hardware.

Printers Proverbs. Never enquire thou of the printer for the News, for behold it is his duty at the appointed time to give it unto the without asking. It is not fit that thou should ask of him who is the author of an his duly requires him to keep such things unto himself. When thou dest enter the Printing Office, have a care to thyself that thon dost not touch the type, for thou mayest cause the printer much trouble. Look not at the copy which is in the hands of the compositor for that is not meet in the eyes of the printer.

Neither peep over the outside while it is being struck off, nor the shoulders of the editor while he is reading proof Prefer the Advocate to any ether, subscribe immediately for it, and pay in advance, that it may be well with the and thy little ones. B' 9 rgr Hp 3.o to sf r. txJ I I 2 3 I- S. a CSD ri 1 CO 3 CD CT 2nd. its policieshave objectionable restrictians or conditions that yon cannot easily comply with.

Homely Girls of '67. The editor of the Cleveland Herald' having been tolerably profuse in his compliments to the pretty girls of Cleveland has been requested to say a good word in behalf of the homely ones, and he does it thus: First The homely girls of Cleveland are in a hopeless minority but they mean well; 2T-'They go to church every Sunday and "are fond of their meals. They had rather have their meals regular than new bonnets. They understand their business 'and wear 6 gaiters. 4.

They are bright intelligent, devoid of low jealousy, fond of music, dance at parties as though it was the chief end of life, and always go in when it rains. 5. They always thank the gentlemen for giving them scats in the street cars; never flirt with the boys, because it is out of their line, and keep out of the fire. 6. They uever have half a dozen young sprigs keeping company "with them.

7. They wash their own handkerchiefs, iron their own collars, and darn their own stockings. young ladies. But how is it? When Jim has a good thing he is" always wanting Mo(o)re. Ta, Ta, "Jimmy." Why not get up some kind of an entertainment and raise the funds to uniform our band boys? Such an enterprise would be a benefit to the town and we firmly believe it would meet the hearty approval of our citizens.

John Whitaker was brought over from Harlan Smith county, and lodged in jail by Constable Stewart, last night. Whitaker is charged with petty larceny and burglarizing II. Smock's dwelling bouse in Lawrence News. 1 i C. Martins.

VVe are selling them at The base ball game last Saturday between Harlan and Crystal Plains, was won by the former. The score stood UAuremw iow prices, loo. When You Want Money 8. They never wear waterfall 3 that For any purpose, call at the Bank of 11 to 14. It was an interesting game, weigh over one hundred and fifty Harlan.

Rates reasonable. Vtmi" On nf Hi nco Tovou CSlflno'a pounds, and have neither "rats" nor other animals in their hair. 9. They ana witn a little practice Harlan will have a club that will down any of our neighbors. cigars at Martins the best ever sold In 3d, Its losses arepaid in'full without discount.

4th. Its rates are no higher than other first-class companies. 5th. It issues a combined policy cov ering loss or damage by Fire, Lightning, High Winds, Cyclones or Tornadoes in one. 6th, It is a Western Company backed bp Western Capital, and managed by Western Men, and for this reason deserves your patronage.

7th, Your credit and even your home may depend upon your selection of a liberal Insuranc Company. 8th. It is a matter of common pru-dene that you protect you property. 9th. And an act of wisdom to insure in the Western Home.

10th. you insuie in the Western Home and misfortune overtakes you, your loss will bt paid in full as cheerfully, as was yeur money received for the premium. J. E. Garner, Ag't, AzrvocATX OSejj4 LTarlsi jxaiiitu.

aon call the young trash "perfectly splendid" 10. They never eat between meals. 11. They are all going to get Large assortment of Wall paper from the cheapest to the finest Gilt and Satin. Will trim nil nnnar orn tin Alan College Chips.

Miss Edna Keeler has been quite sick for the past week, but is now improving. Mrs. M. L. Berry accompanied by Jfiss Lydia Fisher, made her daughter Alice a pleasant visit last week.

The Literary Friday evening last was one of the best of the term. Jfost of the members were prepared Miss Annie Haseltine an old student of G. C. seems to be in business. She closed a six months school April 15, and commenced another on the following Jlfonckiy.

We wish her success. Harvey Kisor after having a tussle with the measles, is in school again, so is W. Paxton who played the same game as Harvey. Miss Minnie Simmons spent the Sabbath at her home in Downs. Miss Minnie McConky is with us again haring the pleasures of school life.

Professor Ws garden will be ripe soon. We will watch the melons. Jtfiss Clara Royce, mother and sister were in town yesterday. Jfiss Clara was one of our good College girls in the days of the past. Wes.

Jarple who has been playing off with the measles is again rustling around and getting his lessons. married. 12. They will all marry well. 13.

Their children will be bright and a fine assortment of ifaby Carriages at It is not uncommon to 'see animals early turned on pasture, lose flesh. The pastures are also injured. The ground is wet and soft, and the grasses, except possibly, blue grass, are impaired by the trampling they suffer. Grazed upon iaruiu urnuure otore. J.

C. Martin has the finest display of hats and the most reasonable prices of shining lights in the world. 14. They won't keep hired girls till their husband can afford them." 15. They sleep under misquito bars when convenient.

16. before they have made a good root- They can make coffee and nut cakes, any nrm in town, uaii ana see mm. When you have any watch or clock repairing, call on Henry Kinslow. Charges reasonable and work andean do chamber-work, 17. They are O.K.

growth and gathered considerable vigor, grasses are slow to start up again, and their growth is feeble. Pasturing early thereforejs extravigant. If the animals are kept dry feed two weeks longer they wiVcontinue to gain flefeh instead of losjg it Industrialist. SMITH CENTRE, KANSAS, Hurrah for the fellow who wrote His head is leveh We like homely girls ourself, with their' quiet, "ITeatt Winds" have nothing to do with the low prices that J. C.

Martin is nelling his fine stock of Dry Gooods and Groceries kind cheerful ways. We.endorse them.