Cedarville Telephone from Cedarville, Kansas • 3

TELEPHONE. PUBLISHED Every THURSDAY. 1 CEDARVILLE, KANSAS. Entered at the Post Office, at Cedarville, as Second Class Matter. LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.

-Mud. -Subscribe. -Subscribe for the -Gaylord flour at King Winton's. Paints and Oilsat Cedurville Drug Store. -atiehigan dried, applos at, Winton's.

acres of rye in Harvey township. -Fresh Oranges and Lemons at King Winton's. -Fancy and Tollet articles at the Cedarville Drug -Harvey township plants 6,901 acres of corn this at oleo -Latest thing. out Bamboo. hats at King Winton'l.

-Go to the Cedarville Drug Store for Books Stationary. UT -The and of Agriculture for $2:00 digoud -King Winton sell Servian Prunes 8 pounds for one dollar. 47: -Ask for the celebrated Dowel Wooden Ware at King Wintou's. -Did you see those nice Triple Plated Silver casters at King Winton's? -If you wish nice white bread, buy the Golden Belt flour of King Winton. -A full line of stone Jugs, Milk Pans, Jars, and Churns at King Winton's.

-People wishing to cross the public equare, this morning, have a soft thing: -You can buy 8 pounds of good green coffee for dollar at King Winton's. -Jack Williams left for Kansas City, Monday morning, with a car load of cattle. -Steps are being fuel for the organization of' a lodge of odd Fellows at this place. CAN has a straightforward look about him, these days, that is truly captivating. -Unquestionably the cheapest place to buy your drugs is at the Cedarville Drug Store.

-Dr. Golden and wife returned last night from an extended visit to Chicago and Rodk Island, Ill. -If you wine Sugar cheap for cash go to King Winton's southwest corner Public Square. -A large stock of farm machinery just received by J. Bottomly.

Just notice those rew cultivators "wanct." -J. W. Williams is now in Kansas City, whither he went with cattle. Prof Bell is doing the hog business in the absence of Mr. Williams.

-Phillip Higgins, one of the most thrifty and prosperous of our Harvey township farmers, was in town this week delivering a quantity of rye to J. W. Wiliams. Williams informs ns that he i is now prepared to receive all kinds of grain and stock at his bins and yards in Cedarville, and that he will pay the highest market price for the same. -Two gendolas, while attempting to cross the square this morning, collided and went down with all on board.

The victims of the disaster, howeve, subsequently came to the 'surface and waded ashore. No lives lost. -Mr. L. M.

Linton, is in receipt of a card from Capt. W. D. Covington, of Logan, formerly of this place, announcing that Mrs. Covington is dangeronsly ill and that no hopes of her recovery are entertained.

-Mr. James Johnson, of Marion county, who has been visiting relatives south of town for a few days past, has bought the Wm. Lea farm, containing 320 acres, and will return with his family in September to remain. Bell can now be seen on the streets peering in to all wagons that comes Into or pass through town. Ask the gentleman his object in so doing and he will softly corn, rye." -We are pained to announce the death of the infant childs of Mr.

Frank Haines, which occurred last night, from what cause we are unable to learn. The funeral services will be conducted at the residence, this afternoon, Rev. Mr. Muxlow officiating. -Four or five Cedarville ladies went up the road toward Kirwin, yseterday morning, on a little jamboree.

the object of the out-break was, we are unable to learn definitely at present. Itis rumored however, that they went to visit Mrs. Cyrus Barney. -The following conversation between two of Cedarville's fair damsels was overheard by our reporter, which ran as follows-(we mean the conversation ran, not the reporter) "Well Eliza, why is Mr. Bell's mustache like a basc-ball club?" "Why Sally, Ham quite sure that I can't tell, enless it is because there are only nine on a side." "No, that's not "Well, why is it? "Because when three are out the side is out." -The match game of base ball played at this place last Saturday, between the Brick Bate, of Cedarville, and Plow Boys, of Bull City, was easily won by the Brick Bats who were promptly awarded the stakes by the Plow Boys.

The game was a pleasant one there being none of those disagrecable wrangles common in match games. The boys on each side are to be commended for their fair playing. At the close of the game the Plow Boys were invited to test Uncle Stivers' grub. the business men footing the bill. Advertise.

Advertise in the TELEPHONE. -Croquet setts at McCan's. bridge is -The Kirwin papers. report a suicide. -Get your final proofs made at this office.

-Dogs in Harvey township, March 1st, 221. -Dr. Golden has a good work horse for sale, -Confectionary and Cigars at Cedarville Drug Store. -Acreage of winter wheat in Harvey township, 1,418. -Pratt Kelley's Golden Belt flour $1.85, at King Widton's.

Blokberries in any quantity at King Winton's H. Johnson, of Kirwin, was in town Monday. -If you want to make final proof, call on J. R. Newell.

-Choice Mustard Mackerel in cans at Kings Wintons. -Extra nice dried Pitted cherries at King Winton's. -Nearly new top buggy for sale. Enquire of Dr. Golden.

-State Peaches 10 pounds for one dollar at King Winton's -The famous Peter Habig Stone Ware at King Winton's. -Highest market price for all kinds of Produce at King Wintons. -Fresh dried fruits of every variety can be found at King Winton's. -Prof. Walcott reports fifty pupils in attendance at the public schools.

-Somethin new--Fresh brook Trout in kits or can at Kings Wintons. -'The population of Harvey township, on the first of March, was 1,133. -Mr. Will Kemp, of Cedar township, called on the TELEPHONE to-day. -Amount of corn on hand in Harvey township, March let, 35,560 bushels.

-Scott Rice pulled out for Kansas City Monday, with a car load of fat cattle. -Eddie Rea is so far recovered from his recent illness as to be on the streets again. -Cedarville ships more hogs than any other town west of Downs, so suy the train men. -Four young ladies from Cedar township honored the TELEPHONE with a call, last Saturday, -'The largest and best stock of clothing in the country has, just been received at King Winton's. -Uncle John Mahin will be at the livery stable ever Friday and Saturday with the Renowned Clyde.

-I. M. Mahin commenced school in the Glenrock cistrict Monday with an enrollment of thirty pupils. -The farmers throughout this section of the country are happy over the prospet of fine crop fall grain. -We toook an editorial buck-board excursion to Gaylord, Tuesday night in company with: L.

M. Linton. -J. W. Williams has three car loads of rye and corn, and two of hogs ready for shipment to-morrow morning.

-Mr. John Burch, of Cedar township, in town Tuesday night to meet his father, whom he expected to come from Iowa. -First-class Stock Farm, highly improved, for sale cheap. An abundance of timber and running water on the place. Enquire at this office.

-J. W. Williams has now 011 hand ready for shipment one car load of rye one car load of corn in the ear, one car load of shelled corn, and one and a half car loads of hogs. Winton went to St. Joseph, Sunday morning, to see his Marier Ann; that is, we suppose that is what he went for, though he attempted to get a report circulated about town to the effect that he was going down to purchase goods, "jist." -Dr.

W. D. Jenkins has rented the Newman property, on the east side of the public square, and will locate pemanently at this place and engage in the practice me-, decin. Dr. Jenkins is a skillful physician and will be cordially welcomed by the people of Cedarville, many of whom have been intimately acquainted with him for a number of years.

--Rev. Mr. Young, of Beloit, made this office a pleasant call this morning. Mr. Young and wife were on their way to attend the semi-annal conference of the 19th District of the Christian denomination now in session at West Cedar Church.

Mr. Young, notwithstanding his profession is a very pleasant and entertaining gentleman land quaintance. we are pleased to have made his ac-Assessor Gibson informs us that there are five dogs to each inhabitant of Harvey township--we think that's it, though we may be mistaken. It's either that or five inhabitants to one dog, or one dog to each five inhabtants, or one inhabitant to each five dogs, or something of that sort, but for the life of us we can't recollect just what it was. At any rate he said something about five to one or one to five in connection with dogs and inhabitants, and we have done the best we conld to roport it corretly.

-Our worthy townsman, Mr John Johnston, has got so "stuckup" since he was elceted county treasurer, that he has coneluded that people can't drive over his garden and flower beds any more and has enclosed his grounds with a neat-looking barb wire fence which adds inuch to the appearance of his place, but, unfortunataly compels the traveling public to keep in the road, mud or no mud. Either Mr. Johnston is "going back on his constituents" or else he did not pause to consider the anpleasant consequences of his act in thus ruthlessly depriving them of the blessed privilege of driving across his hedge row and tearing up the front yard. We hope, however, he will see that it is taken down at ones, before anyone is serionsly Rain. A Challenge.

Cedarville, Kansas. May 16th, 1883. To the Base Base Ball Fraternity: The Codarville Brick Bat. Baser Ball Club will play any club in. Smith or adjoining counties.

Address BLUCHER, Manager, Cedarville Brick Bats. There appears to be a somewhat numerous class of people coming to this county in search of land, who are evidently afflicted with the highly pleasing hallucination that they can purchase all the land inthe Solomon Valley at their own figures. They act as if they expected lean and hungry homesteaders to flock round them with tears in their eyes and implore them to take their land for just what the improvements have cost, and then, when they find that they can't get that, to get right down on the buffalo grass and howl for just enough to take them out of the country. For the benefit of these men of mistaken ideas, we wish to say that such things don't ocour very numerously any more. The time when lands were.

given away in Smith county has evanesced -it has faded away into the purple splendors of the remote anteriority, and won't 'be back right away. But some good bargaius in land are to be had yet. "Oh, Mabel dear, you act so queer, what makes you so forlorn John -hoof you'd act so too, if you had such a corn." Live Stock of Harvey Township. Mr Gibson, our assessor, has very kindly. furnished us with the following figures with reference to the numbers and values of the live stock of Harvey township.

Number of horses, 531; value, $22,310. cattle, $19,606. mules, 57; $2'905. sheep, 1,545 $3,107. hogs, 66 $6,430.

Total, $54,268. 0, see the young girl, In beanty rare, Sans kink, sans curlBanging her hair! And hear the young man, At tha piano there, Hard as he canBanging his air! A young mother stands Oppresed with care, With slipper in hands Banging her heir! On, Wednesday evening of last week, our transfer man, Mr Charles Baker, came near having a mishap that might have been a sad affair. It seems that a couple of ladies who had been on the south side of the river, came to the dam and wished to cross over to Charles, who never shrinks from duty, crossed over and succeeded in ferrying the elder of the two across in safety and returned to bring the other across. They were both seated upon the hurricanedeck until they reached the middle of the river when the front end of the bark suddenly went down and the back end went up and they were both thrown into the river. How they got out is not known unless they waded.

MORAL: Charles, do'n't go on horse back again to bring ladies across the river- either take a wagon or go on foot. Hearn Tell On't." Texas Siftings. NO "Pretty tired, aren't you PT inquired a St. Louis drummer of an Illinois Egyptian, whom he found mutilating fence rails. "Wall, pretty middlin' so," said the chopper; "but they do say that old Abe Garfield, our President, used to split rails." "Yon are thinking of Abe Lincoln.

Garfield was 110 rail splitter, said the drummer; "besides that, Garfield is dead." Sho! You're funnin, ain't yer?" inquired the chopper. "When did he peyank?" "It's pretty near two years now since he was shot." "Shot Was he "Yes." "Wall, durn my skin, stranger, but he must have died mighty sudden, else I'd hearn tell on it." Look Here! Farmers, we are here to stay, and want your produce. Bring in your Smoked Meats, Lard, and we will make prices that will defy competition. We will pay you the highest market price for your butter, eggs, chickens, etc. Call and see us when in town.

Respectfully Yours, KING WINTON. Some men who have repented and been converted act as if their ticket to heaven had a stop-over punch for all hard places on the road. What's in a name? Well, if it's a Ruesian name, the alphabet. It is requested that all those who have subscribed to the fund for purchasing, fencing, and otherwise improving the Cedarville Cemetery, will as soon as possible, pay to the treasurer of the 'Association the amounts which they have subscribed. Very Respectfully J.

T. MORRISON, See'y. S. G. KING, Pres't.

Death of Mrs. Ashton. Mrs. Luther Ashton, died of consumption at her residence in Cedar township, on the morning of the 8th instant, after a and painful illness. Mrs.

Ashton was Virginian by birth, having removed to this state in 1879. At the time of her death she was 20 years of age. The funeral services were held the residence, Rev. F. P.

Newell officiating. The remains were brought to the Cedarville Cemetery for interment. Mrs. Ashton had made many warm friends during her residence in this country who ducerely mourn her death and extend their pathy to the aflicted bish and. Direct Law.

Arkansaw Traveler. The laws of Arkansaw may not difler matertally from the Legislative enactments of other states, but legal construction and the extent of wayward range granted to judges in this state, viewed from the rigorous standpoint of an old common law judge, would seem to possess such points of grave difference, if not directly conflicting features when compared with decisions rendered in the East. An Arkansaw gentleman, being without money, attempted to travel on a railroad train without price. When the conducaor called for his ticket, the gentleman replied: vuI have no ticket, in fact Tubelong to thaelites of Americin gentlemen- who don't have to have tickets." 011 Then the conductor insisted upon receiving money. "I have no money," the man declared.

"I belong to that class: of citizens that don't handle very much revenue." have to put you off," maid the conductor, and he pulled the bell rope. greatly desire to travel on this pleaded the American genleman. "I have been frank enough to make the humiliating confession that I have no money. Many a man would not have made 80 generous an aknowledgement, and I think that a courteous interchange of frankness and commendable openness of declaration demand that you should let me ride on this train." This plece of logie, though delivered with warmth, and with some evidence of elocutionary training, failed in its intended effect, and the gentleman was ejected from the car. Shortly afterwards he brought suit for damages, and after long and interesting hearing of the case, the Judge delivered the following charge to the jury: "The plaintiff boarded the train for the purpose of traveling a short distance.

He had no money, a fact which he frankly confessed. There was plenty of room in the car, so the plaintiff was in no one's way. The train the habit of traveling the road, in fact, it has to go along there. The train would have arrived at its destination just as soon if the plaintiff had been on board. The machinery would not have been worn any more by hauling the plaintiff.

The President of the road would not have been in the leust injured. And now, in view of all these facts, that the train had to go anyway, that there was plenty of room in the car, and that the train would not have been injured by the plaintiff, I charge you to bring in a heavy judgement in favor of the plaintiff, and that, as a healthful example to all parties concerned, the conductor be sent to jail for six months, and also that the clerk of this court furnish the President of the road with an account of these proceedings, together with an opinion that he, the President, dont live high enough up the creek to tramp on the coat-tail of this conrt." A Young Lawyer's Embarrassment. Philadelphia Press. A young lawyer, with his first case, went in to Judge Hagner's court the other day to present a petition. He was so embarrassed that he forgot to remove his hat, and stood before the judg with a petition in his hand, a big umbrella under his arm and a new silk hat upon his head.

In a trembling voice he began "Your petitioner respectfully represents? -when Judge Haguer stopped him, moment," said the judge, "hadn't you better raise your umbrella. too." The young man clawed his hat off in a twinkling, but he was so put out that he could not read his petition. Is it not strange that some meu, apparently well bred, never think of taking off their hats when they go in to a private office, or in presence of people fromwhome they seek a favor. That Naughty Night Robe. Burlington Hawkeye.

We cannot cure as a bald head is beyond help, but if those who have hair and desire to retain it will follow our advice they need neyer show a clearing on the top of their heads. The cause of baldness is the habit men have of pulling their shirts and night shirts off over their heads. There are some who will laugh at this idea, but it is not intended that they should, as this is not a funny article. Thisis business. The pulling of a shirt or a night shirt off over the head causes friction on the scalp, which in time scars the roots of the hair, and leaves a barren plain, a Sahara, forever after.

Suppose the night shirt comes to a man's feet, there is from five to six feet of tail to be drawn over the tender hair, which, kept up for a series of years, would wear out any head of hair. Add to this the friction from taking off the shirt, and the natural scratching of the head for ideas, and the hair has no rest, and the wonder is that a man is left who has a spear of hair left on his head. Now the preventive is for men to walk out of their night shirts the front way. Women are never bald, and some sneering men account for the fact by claiming that women do not have brain enough to become bald. This is a campaign lie.

Women have more brain and a better quality than any baldheaded man on earth. But they do -not wear their hair off by pulling their garments over the head. They open the storm-door of their garments, and walk into the light of day, and never disturb a hair. This we state upon information and beliefand if we are wrong we can easily be cor: rected. It is alleged that they get out of their dry goods different from men, and 1 thereby make a great saving in hair.

Takall the facts, there is only one seusible way for men who desire to retain their hair, and that is to break off the destructive habit of pulling their garments off over their heads. 'They may haye to be instructed as to the best manner of getting out of a night shirt withont using the head for a pirot, but that can be arranged. Let societies be formed classes, if you please, and tencher to illustrate Al a night shirt the front is upon. bald be the known in The Reporter at the Church Supper. is that Angry-looking man?" "That, my Son, la a Reporter." "Do Reporters always look Mad?" "Not always." "What ails that one?" "He has been to a church Supper." "Wasn't he invited?" "Oh, yes, Five of the Prettiest Girls in the parish urged him to go." "I should think he.

would have liked That." "He did. And each of these Girls Wanted him to Give 'My table a special "Did he get any Supper?" "Of course he did. He bought a 5-cent Sandwich for a quarter and ate it after the rest got through." "Where is he going now?" "He is going to the office to write that the parish church supper last Night was a most agreeable success. The lovely Faces of the fair Maidens in attendance on the were Only rivaled by the coarming Liberality with which they Dispensed the finest of Viands." "Are Reporters ever Sarcastic?" "No, my Son, never!" Corrected weekly by King Winton. Hogs 6.15 to 6.35 Corn .30 to Wheat Rye .33 to -34 Eggs .10 Butter .10 to .12 Potatoes .40 to .50 Lard .10 to .11 Chickens $2.00 King Winton's Cash Prices.

Cedarville Markets. Ten pounds light brown sugar for $1.00. Eleven pounds New Orleans sugar Eight pounds granulated sugar for $1.00. Eight pounds good green coffee for $1.00. Six pounds best green coffee for $.1.00.

Six pounds Arbuckle's roasted coffee Six pounds Dilworth's roasted coffee $1.00. Eight pounds best dried apples for $1.00. Ten pounds dried peaches for $1.00. Six pounds California dried peaches $.00. Eight pounds prunes for $1.00.

Ten pounds English currants for $1.00. One pound Horseshoe tobacco for 60. One pound J. T. tobacco for 50.

One pound Climax tobacco for 60. One pound tea for, 25. One pound taa for 80. Rates of Advertising. One Column, one year $75 One-half Column.

Column $25 One-eighth Column $15 One and one-half inches, one year $10 Local notices five cents per line or part of line each insertson. Standing advertisements may be changed quarterly. Posttively no discount. Bills for advertising are payable monthly. All advertisements will be continned until otherwise ordered.

MISSOURI PACIFIC R. R. C. DIVISION. WEST EAST Express.

M'ls STATIONS, Express. 11:40 a. m.I 0 Atchison 5:36 p. m. 113 Greenleaf 9:57 a.

m. 6:31 1134 Clifton 8:42 6:50 66 140 Clyde 8:24 7:28 155 Concordia 7:47 7:58 166 Jamestown 17:18 8:15 172 Scottsville 7:00 8:46 184 Beloit 6:30 9:15 195 Glen Elder 6:01 9:35 202 Cawker 5:41 10:00 208 Downs 5:25 10:27 217 Portis 4:48 10:43 222 Harlan 4:35 10:57 227 Gaylord 4:20 11:12 232 CEDARVILLE 4:06 11:41 242 Kirwin 3:38 12:10 255 Marvin 3:07 1:00 268 Logan 2:24 1:45 282 Edmond 1:45 2:15 66 1293 Lenora 11:10 Carley Aldrich Post, No. 184, G. A. R.

Meets semi-monthly, at the hall in Cedarville. All old soldiers who wish to connect themselves with the order are requested to send in their names and be come member of Charley Aldrich Post. L. A. Golden, M.

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, CEDARVILLE, KANSAS. Calls promptly attended to, day or night. J. R. NEWELL, Attorney and Counselor at Law, CEDARVILLE, KANSAS to Will practice in all the Courts of the Fifteenth Judicial District.

Collections promptly attended to. Final Proofs, Contests, Home Entries, Filings and all business before the U. S. Land Office transacted. S.

H. BRADLEY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, KIRWIN, KANSAS. Will practice in all the courts of the state. Special attention given to business before the U. S.

Land Office at Kirwin, and General Land Office at Washington, D. C- W. H. M'ERIDE. DAVID DODGE.

McBride Dodge. ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, KIRWIN. KANSAS. Prompt attention given to collections and business before the local Fand Office and the Department Of-! fives at Washington. ATTENTION, FARME KING WINTON -ARE LOCATED ATCEDARVILLE, KAN Where You Will Find a Full Line of DRYGOODS, GROCER' HATS and CAPS, CHINA, GLASSWARE, BOOTS and SHOES, CLOTHING "SICN," -ATASTONISHINGLY LOW-DOWN PRIC PET WILL 4450 301 FARM PRODUCE OF EVERT DESCRIP.

WHEAT, RYE, CORN, OATS, BEANS, PEAS, "GARDEN SASS," "TATERS," "INGUNS," CABBAGE, SAUER KRAUT BUTTER, EGGS, Etc. The Highest Market Price Will be Paid for HOGS, and Honest We Insured. They Are Also Sole Agents at This Place for the Celebra: PRATT KELLEY BRANDS OF FLOUR. Remember, their place of buiness is on the Southwest Corner of Public Square, CEDARVILLE, KANSAS. I.

W. Will occupy this space next week top toe purpose of making some startling Disclosures With Reference to DRUGS! V. J. BOTTOMLY, -DEALER INSHELF AND HEAVY HARDWARE, IRON and STEEL, NAILS, BOLTS, SPORTING GOODS, CUTLERY, Etc. AND FURNITURE! -A FULL LINE OFFARM IMPLEMENTS MACHO SIDE OF PUBLIC SQUARE, Notice..