The Advance du lieu suivant : Morganville, Kansas • 3

contend with. When he gets to The Advance be about fourteen he feels it is simply pathetic to have to stand NEXT! D. WILDER, Barber Shop. Always ready to give you good shave or hair cut Published every ttalurday morning by SAMUEL JOHNSON, Editor wad Propr, satubdaTi oor, XT, ll by and listen to his father's ap TENSIONS THE DISABILITY BILL IS A LAW. SOLDIERS DISABLED SINCE THE WAR ABE ENTITLED Dependent Widows and parents now dependent whose tons died from tbe effects of army service are inoluded.

If you wish your claim speedily and successfully prosecuted, irm James Taoocr palling ignorance of the world; and when the time comes for him One year In Advanoe. Six months Tliree Q.20 to be allowed out alone, if he You will find a complete line of Watches, Clocks, ewelry and Silverware at M. AT WOOD S. CliftOB, Kaisai Having recently taken an Opticians course at the Chicago Ophthalmic College I' ur.z prepared to fit spectacles in a scientific manner. Any one having defective vision will find it to their advantage to call anb have their eyes tested.

I make no charge for testing the eyes. (Remember tin place, 0. M. ATWOOD, Clifton, Kans. Late commissioner of pensions, Washington, D.

C. GO TO J. W. Thompson To a 00(1 jul of 3lov work, repaired, and ali hinds of black.smiiliiujr. Williams Bonner ADVERTISING BATES.

Single colurau 40 cents an Inch per month, double column 20 Locals 5 cents per Hue for the first insertion and 2 cts per line for each additional week All advertisement left standing until order edout i msL.lt you receive tbe Advance and are not a subscriber, it la xeut you ai aample copy and you will not be called on to pay for it. Entered at tbe pot office i Morganville Kansas, for transmission through tbe malls at seoondclaH rates. Hakes Farm Loans at tbe Loweit ratss. Office over Farmers and Merchants Bank. shouldn't happen to reach home till about midnight once or twice a week, the fuss that is made about it is most irritating.

It seems natural for a healthy -minded boy to have a day off with Satan once in a while; and there is a good deal of nature about the boy who gets up on a line summer's morning, and after saying his prayers with dutiful regularity CLAY CENTER; 1CAN8 G. P. Mabnee, Physician and Dr. H. H.

OLNEY, Dentist. Office over Vincent's i ware Store CLAY CENTER, KANS Surgeon. RAILROAD TIME TABLE. UNION PACIFIC. Going West.

Passenger .454 1. if Freight and Passenger 8 A. Going East. Passenger 10i58 a. m.

Freight and p. m. Tickets to all principal cities In the world also accident tickets. H.C. Wheeler Ag't.

ROCK ISLAND. Going East. Ko. 10 Etpfes 1H0 A. m.

Call at Drugstore or Residence. GO TO E. KREEK'S FOR TJ 3ST I TT E3 Of goes out and breaks a' w'ndow or punches anotbei little boy on the At the Star Gallery, nose. When the average boy gets to 12 Mall all A Express lltw A. M.

:10 V. X. 9i Past East Side Square, Day Center, im P. tin Local reigut Number 9, 10, HI, and 92 stop on signal only HI, ai H.E. Holmes Ag't.

i to an point. poln Is the place to get good photo work. Our work is unexcelled in the city, and all Work is guaranteed strictly first-class in every respect. Call and see sample work. A.

F. Reeder, Artist. Going West, No. 11 Mall Express 8:55 p. x.

"9 5:57 A. X. "19 Fast Freight 5 a. h. Local Freight 12:89 P.

M. Hearse always in Also undertaking ahd embalminor a specialty. read iless CLIFTON, i be somewhere about nine, he begins to realise that he has lived all along without anybody to love, and the cares of bachelorhood are beginning to tell upon him. Then, one fatal day, the pleasure of his company is requested at a dancing party in the neighborhood, and during the evening he findfhim self seated in the corner beside a lovely young creature, with fluffy hair, who can't dance because she 7A The One Price Store DEALER IN" Dry goods Groceries, Boots and Shoes, has a sore toe; and suddenly the Be sure to visit E. W.

Gouchers JeAVery store when in Or. vyCk viiii. unutterable yearning comes upon him to nurse that toe till death: He crawls home that night with a He has the goods, and can name the prices that trill snit von. lock df hair in his trousers pock et and a heavy burden at his heart which is partly the ecstacy bf undying love and partly the effect of I have just put in a stock of shoes and hoots of the very best Make and will sell them lower than anywherelse in town according tb quality of goods; If you even don't want to buy call and look niy stock over. My $1,25 shoe will open your eyes.

eggs and produce are just the same as cash to me and I will pay the highest shipping price. TYpTZ.ryftnri nothing but the be3t quality and sold as ivlO cheap as good goods can be sold. I cannot sell trash and kbid my trade. UButter, eggs and poultry just the same as cash. Groceries.

keep dn hand a fine clean line of groceries staple and fancy IMP MiMfM'W 1 Harris Proprietor keeps constantly on hand a supply of fresh ahd salt meat, dried beef, sausage. Butter and ejrffs taken ro exenange. iiignest market price for hides. ssaaiBisrsm I am never out of sugar and will sell it as cheap as you can buy it at any place in the state. I carry the largest stock of candy in town.

mixing stfawberry'ice with sausage-roll. The next day he waits for her when schodl is over and presses upon her a little keepsake in the shape of a slate pencil or a couple of tiddlers in a pickle-jar; and after while they will opt fishing together, and she Wm uom his rod while he goes around to shy a stone at another boy's float. By degrees the slight acquaintance ripens into deep and imperishable affection; the nertt week she sees somebody she likes better, and he has got another girt. The peculiar' thing about the boy is that in after years he never marries the sweetheart of his boyhood. It may Be because they have drifted Boots.

Dealer in Doii't fdrget that 1 have and am putting in a fine line of boots and suoes lliat I will sell as low as any dealer in town. tjrBl) not sell your produce until you see me. Overalls and pants several different kiud, Underwear, hosiery, ii mm tfil iBboris, lace, children's underwear ascheip as ever sold in this val ley according to the quality, flannels, blankets And hundreds of other articles all sold at bed rock prices. UUIUttUi LIUI apart on the remorseless sea of IJgProduce the same as cash. COUNTY TICKETS, ror Treasurer, DB, CttAS.

HEWITT) W. V. HE0BTBD, A. Pi PutMRTON, For Sheriff, E. C.

Elliott, tt. E. Need, Davis Millek, For County Clerk, J. X. C.

E. Gear, it. J. For Register of Deeds, F. M.

Coffel, G. A. Robinson, E. E. Eustace, For Surveyor, T.

K. ToIisey, M. McLauohmK, For Coroner, Db, D. C. Tyler, Dr.

C.C Morgan, Da. S. E. Reynolds, bommtMloner 2nd District, Db. 3.

P. Stewabt, W. H. Unscrwood, Ell OCR ClTMXlNOg, CONCERNIG B'YS. Like a good riiany other people who live to tee greatness, the boy starts in life without a shirt to his back; Most folks have to toil for years to gain a small share df the world's applause, but the first time the boy gets a look-in updh this sinful earth, his appearance is greeted with loud cheers and waving of handkerchiefs; and a hurried deputation, consisting of gf ahd-ma and the nlortthly nurse, waits upon Pa, in the dining rodrn, with the surprising information that it's it boy af ier all as though they had quite expected it was going to be an elep'tiarit df ft two headed calf.

The first year" Br" sil of a boy's life is one uf pure and uninterrupted bliss. He sits in solemn grandure, wrapped up in ah old flannel petticoat, in the cheerful sdciety of an india-rubber tube and ji tin of condensed milk, with nothing to do ali day long except to brush the flies from the bald Spot 'on the top of his head. It is riot until he has obtained the niattlre age of seven or eight that he begin to find out that there is some objectionable person living in his house, called Ma, who is always ready with personal remarks when a fellow comes home with a part of his riggih of his trousers torn away; and who invariably fosters the wild delusion that a fellow has been fighting just because he has got a black eye, and can't remem- ler where he left his ll'bnt teeth. But the hdrrldest thing about the house is the fat little man with no Hair on his head, called Pil; who comes honie every night, and asks lots of questions. It is always a problem to the small boy why he has to keep these two interfering people hanging about the place; time; but the likeliest reason is -tHTTr-i-f flffWi Keal estate and Gain.

Oarrid a complete otock that dating his lkfyhbod he has had the advantage of seeirig how she can fight, and he rjatnes to the conclusion that she isn't good enough. "Boys will be boys; bless 'eirii Shoes. Groceries, M.VlieeftT,Pity)r. Manufactures choice flour, Weill, graham, teed and grairi tlSstom work done. Stbneware, Dry-goods, Clueens- A good fit.

If you wfittt a Bui't 'of clothes cheap and good made to order, call on Silver and have hini take your measure, select from samples and prices the kind of suit you want, and ho will have your suit made, and here within a very GOTO D.T.Miller's Blacksmith Shop For all kinds of biacksniithing; horse-shoeing and wagon repairing. All work done cheap and satisfaction guaranteed. he BOYCOTT C3-ROCERY, Frank L. WintermuW, Proprietor. First-class goods at reasonable prices.

ware, Gent's fur few days from the time you give the order. Something New! nishing Morganville House; Gingrich Proprietor Thoroughly renovated and hll'ed with furniture. Board by the day or week. Commercial men will find it a pleasant dace to tap while in town. The abovfl tint represents Hn invention of of t-rtat merit.

It is a cUrUet. curtain and wall protector. I mi per ths paper them ai you wnnt vo ora protect write to hi.Uott I will tell you all about th protector aba bow to set them. MOROANVUXE 1ST ATI W. Peterot Pres! E.

HealV, Viceresv F. W. MonoAX.Casi.fet. Dos feenei'al jUankiiiff buines IjOailS momfy on chtttM and reahwtuto. iNslUAft in the best companies.

J.A.CaAm, Riley SELt2 co. JEWFXF.RSl Salt by the pound, torel or car toad. Spices of the purest Reward for any impurities found in them. For carpets goto Silver every time and select them by sample and have them cut, and sewed as foil prefer. You see in iny reflecting exhibitor how your ttiarpets will look oh the fioof before you buy Enc AMERICAN WATCHES) CLOCKS, VERWARE, kpectacLesjetc.

CLAY CENTERJKANS. WE SELL The piricipal stand HAYS and HOWjIJ ard watches made in all kinds bf mettle and und sometimes, after an exciting, but unsuccessful attempt to dodge the old man around Hie front parlor, when ho is left ntdiiewith the feeling that it's riiuoli more comfortable' standing up than sitting down, he can help thinking what fun it would be ft boys could bo tiorn orphans. This Pa business Is one of the most depressing draw-MeRs ad enterprising boy Has to styles Nice line ofi A cohlpleto stock of VWciPOTB, I I H. LATH, clocklaMjfevVelry on hand call and se them. clAtciicter; i kin HIMQLBB, PICKETS, CBMBNT.

PAINTS 4 Oli.8, Lit wLTNtw, rLABTER, He. Conataatry MofganVille.Tan.