The Advance du lieu suivant : Morganville, Kansas • 2

The ten-dollar note continue to be the fa Hew a Tenrisf utakee Bleney. LATEST NEWS. vorite summer resort note. DkaR Bkadees: Whlla visitinr nlaoes of THE ADVANCE. SAMUEL JOHNSON, MA.

Prop. Wine (or the Communion Table, Sneer's nnfermented crane inire nrmwnwl Condensed for Convenience of Hurried Readers. Interest, I spend my leisure time plating table-ware and Jewelry and selling platers. I make from 16 to (15 per day. The work is done so nicely that every person waata It I paid IS for my plater to H.

K. Delao Columbus, O. why not have a goen time and money in rour pocket, when for you can start a busiaessot your own? Write absolutely pure as it runs from the press, without cooking or the addition of spirits or an other substance. It is preserved by precipitating and extracting the ferment or yeast principle by electricity and fumigation. Sold bj druggists.

Published Every Saturday Morning. MORGANVIIXE, KANSAS. A fair young editress or a paper In Georgia denounces a rival editor aa "a liar and a beast of a man." shot arai uir circular. XOUaiST- One reason why some people are not ao If everybody took un aa much mom aa fia wicked aa others is because they haven't had so good a chance. thinks he does, somebody would be crowded off the earth's surface.

Hotel keepers in the mountains, who are growling over unpaid board bills, should re Hhmi'i Made Corn Salve." Warranted te cure, or tnoner refunded. Ask member tnat tney live in owe-zone. your druggist for it. Price 15 cent. Tf.

WDB IlinVv fM. 4Vla 41--4 didn't begin shutting out Italian inimizrants i i ueiure innsiepner woiumDus came over. A. If. PRIEST.

Dronilt ShelbvvUle. Tnd. says: "Hall's Catarrh Cure rive the best of satisfaction. Can get plenty of testimonials, it cure every one who it" DrugjUti sell It, 76c Kind Ladyi And if you pile up this wood Pearls, it is said, fall sick and need a change of air and scene, like human beings. 'Upon this fact an enterprising burglar who has taken a pearl necklace out for an airing may base a plea of philanthropy which appears unanswerable.

The strength of spider silk is incredible. Size for size it is considerably tougher than a bar of steel. An ordinary spider thread is capable of bearing a weight of three grains, while a eteel thread of the same thickness would support less than two. The oldest woman preacher in this country is Rev. Lydia Sexton, who was born in New Jersey in 1799, and who still preaches in various parts of the West She predicts that she will live until 1900.

thus extending her life into three centuries. properly I will give you some more work to do. W6ary Ragglee: Den I trow up de fust job, mum. FITS Epilepay permanently cured by new vitem of treatment. TWO TRIAL BOTTLKS FBKB.

Send for Treatise. Epileptic Remedy 15 Broad SL-Sew York. Louisiana wants $11,000,000 in sucsr boun ties out of the treasury. The bounty system will raise cain there, at least. i a i or 'a Konuip.

itwilr.n A -41 -l lie and 25c. Major' leather and Rubber Cement 15c. She: Oh. yes! I Quite believe there's a fool in every family. Don't you? He: Well- er-my opinion is rather biased.

You see I'm the only member of our family. Mrs. Window' Soothlnar Avrnn tar Chil dren teething, softens the sums, reduces inflam indigo lobsters, which are so rare that it is not known that more than two of the kind had ever been taken in tho world before. In the same time two blue lobsters were caught by Maine fishermen. Blue lobsters are as blue as the summer sky and extremely beautiful.

A Kentucky man was two years ago smitten with paralysis. He regained his physical health, but was unable to speak a word. A few days ago while watching a game of ball he received another stroke, which threw him into violent convulsions. He was put in bed, and the next day astonished everybody by sitting up in bed and talking. He has regained his voice, hut has lost his recollection of all events during the past two years.

It is believed he will recover. It has been found impossible to maintain beavers in the Philadelphia Zoo. They would not bear restraint and did not take kindly to artificial homes. A constant watch was needed to prevent the animals escaping from the wire in-closure and cutting down valuable trees in the vicinity. Logs were laid beside the stream in the inclosure and one family partially constructed a house.

Before it was finished, however, the entire colony died, and the attempt to cultivate the perverse animal was given up in disgust Thieves in India have hit upon a novel way to conceal valuables of small size, such as diamonds and jewelry. A heavy lead bullet is allowed to slide down the throat a short distance, and is there kept in position for half an hour at a time. In the course of a year a pouch is formed, into which articles not larger than an inch and a half in diameter may be kept for days without interfering with speech or breath. In the Calcutta jail there are now twenty prisoners who have these peculiar throat pouches. Considerable fun, good-natured and otherwise, is being indulged in by the newspapers of the country over the fact that a distinguished party of antiquarians, headed by Senator Hoar, visited the burying grounds in Boston, and yet, we suppose, that there isn't a single one of these alleged humorists who would not find pleasure and profit in a similar undertaking.

The old burying grounds of Boston are about as interesting spots as are to be found anywhere in this country, and those who visit them are the last persons in the world to be laughed at A German editor, who had declared that he could himself do all the work of legislation for Bulgaria after his office hours, has been sentenced to nine months imprisonment for the disloyalty of this utterance. What he said was quite likely true, though legislation by mation, aiiay pain cores wind colic. 25c a bottle. Thn initntWl holiova tliof half ff (tflmniTlrT lilt, nnncicfa in onainn Iwt erable your fellow campers can be under un- I 1 4 Congressman Neidringbaus' St. Louis factory employes over 400 bands on tin plate alone.

The United States has one pauper to every 643 inhabitants; Great Britain has one pauper to every thirty-eight inhabitants. A ukase has been prepared which orders that foreigners doing Duasiness in Russia, who fail to become naturalized citizens within five years, be expelled from the country. William H. Pope, the defaulting state treasurer of Tennessee, has been arrested in the City of Mexico and is held by the police awaiting the action of the Tennessee authorities. Rebels in great numbers gathered at Lexington, to do honor to treason.

The occasion of their gathering was the unveiling of a bronze statue of General Stonewall Jackson. Tahiti is now entirely under French gov-erment. The island was contracted and paid for by France in 1880, the bargain to be fully consummated on the death of King Pomare who died July 15. Infernal machines made in the form of books have been received by several officials of the French government Their character was happily discovered in time to prevent serious consequences. Mr.

Cleveland said to a reporter at Buzzards bay that he had not been asked to make speeches in the Ohio campaign as reported; and that he had no intention of doing so in Ohio or any other state. The entire business portion of the little villiage of Blair, Trempleau county, Wisconsin, was burned, not a store being left standing. Fourteen families are left homeless. The loss is insurance very small. A resident of Monroe City, ha3 recovered $100 from a man who tied his mules to a handsome maole shade tree belonging to the villager, letting the mules bark rfnd kill the tree, it being one his grandfather planted.

A British man-of-war riddled lobster factories belonging to natives, in Newfoundland, and did not disturb those belonging to the French. This Newfoundland fishery business seems to be in a terrible mix. The natives are left in utmost destitution. In the first half of this year Atchison earned per mile $2,251, ngainst $2,335 by St. Paul, $2,231 by Rock Island and $2,616 by Northern Pacific As far as earnings per mile are concerned, southern roads are ahead of those in the northwest.

Bishop Turner, the Georgia colored divine, is back of a movement to send colomes of his people to Africa. He will make a trip across the water to investigate the promised land before completing arrangements for the first shipment. J. Waldo, traffic manager of the Missouri, Kansas Texas, has just come from a trip of inspection over the Katy, and he says that crops are big all along the line, and that over 20,000,000 bushels of wheat is being harvested in Texas this vear. The state will have 2,000,000 bales of cotton.

The governor of Tennessee is met with this article in the constitution of the state: "The militia shall not be called into service except in care of rebellion or invasion, and then only when the general assembly shall declare by law that the public safety requires it;" and is in trepidation about it. The farmers about Hainesville, Sussex county, N. are much alarmed about a a disease that has caused the death of a number of valuable cows. The state inspector pronounces it tuberculosis, and by his direction ten cows have been killed. There are grave apprehensions that the malady will spread.

The Briceville, war seems to be Persniration has the dron nn the nnhlin nt. Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of "its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in it3 effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com' mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and 1 1 bottles by all leading druggists." Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes- to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.

SAN fRANCIUCO, CAL. 10WSVIWU AT HEW tOHK. N.V.- large. Undressed kids are very popular for statu ary purposes. Feblewitte wnnrfors if Rnlrliera nrhn nro Ko.

ing drilled do not feel bored. The hiircrst thinrr nhniit. thn unrld'a fair nt. present is the salary list. Someone has written hnnlr rnlltvl "Tho Man Who was too good." It is fiction.

TflA Vflin hpllA vrit.h a oho1r lib-A vu VUWVB LI IU 4CU side of a luscious peach is devoted to haughty culture. To California. Oregon. Wash The deepest well in the world is to be drilled near Wheeling, W. by the National and State Governments for the purpose of scientific investigation.

The State will drill to the depth of a mile.and then the National Government will take charge, going as far down as possible; The humps of camels are mere lumps of fat, and not provided for in the frame work of the skeleton. When (the animal is in good condition the humps are full and plump. On a long journey where food is scarce the humps are entirely absorbed, the skin covering them hanging over the flank like an empty box. One's first impression on seeing an ostrich is that he needs another prop under him. The feeling is heightened when he goes to walk, and he himself seems conscious that his center of gravity is a long way above ground, for he goes teetering along as though exercising great care to keep his legs well under him.

There are about twenty-eight hundred Counties in the Union with an average size of a thousand square miles, but this average is enormously exceeded in many instances, and has also frequently fallen below. Leaving out the great unsettled counties of the West, the average county would be about five hundred square miles in extent. A tell-tale clock in connection with the London-Paris telephone keeps the record of seconds while the patron talks. When 180 beats have been counted a bell rings and the circuit is eut off. Another three-minutes' talk may be secured on payment of the ordi ington and Other West-em Points.

"German Syrup" For children' a- medi- In Pullman Colonist Sleepers, Via the Union Pacific. The constant demand of the traveling pub lic to the far West for a comfortable and at the same time an economical mode of traveling, has led to the' establishment of what is known as Pullman Colonist Sleepers. A Cough cine should be abso- Ihese cars are furnished complete witn good comfortable hair mattresses, warm blankets, snow white linen, curtains which secure to the occupant of a berth as much privacy as is to be had in first-class sleepers, plenty of towels, combs, brushes, etc. There are also separate toilet rooms for ladies and gentlemen, and smoking is absolutely Another fact not to be overlooked is that these Pullman Colonist Sleepers are attached to the daily fast express trains, thus over. The militia assembled at tvnoxviue have been discharged and the men are going Tho minora' pnmmitipft And cit.iZ6DS enabling passengers occupying these cars to one-man power, even by one who uses the editorial "we," would be pretty certain to lack in quality what it exceeded IIUMIV.

A.44W -r committee agreed that the convicts and their I 4 4 1 ncl make the same time as occupants of first class Pullman Sleepers. A charge of $3.00 for a lower or upper guards snouia oe reiurnua urn uuu ouu not be disturbed; awaiting the action of the legislature. double berth is made between Council htluns, in quantity. The editor should have expressed his contempt for thedilatori- and Croup lutetJy relif, tA mother must be able to Medicine, pin her faith to it as to her Bible. It must contain nothing violent, uncertain, or dangerous.

It must be standard in material and manufacture. It must be plain and simple to administer; easy and pleasant to take. The child must like it. It must be prompt in action, giving immediate relief," as childrens' troubles come quick, grow fast, and end fatally or otherwise in a very short time. It must not only relieve quick but bring them around quick, as children chafe and fret and spoil their constitutions under long confinement.

It must do its work in moderate doses. A large quantity of medicine in a child is not desirable. It must not interfere with the child's spirits, appetite or general health. These things suit old as well as young folks, and make Bo-sehee's German Syrup the favorite family medicine. 9 Omaha or Kansas City and San Francisco or nffininla hnld flint the nrfiVl- Portland.

ness of legislative bodies in more dec For those furnishing their sions of the law forbidding the importation of laborers under contract, itself provides that skilled labor may bo so imported to be employed in new industries in which this country is deficient in skilled laborers. This own bedding free berths are giv orous terms. It quite often happens that when the legislature is in a deadlock, it serves the public quite as well en in Pullman Colonist Cars is in the interest or tne nn lactones now ue-ing established in this country. as when engaged in active legislative running between Council Bluffs, work. Tliere is nothing treasonable in amn.M innlnrtincp Phipf Justice Kansas City and Portland.

this opinion. The Pullman Colonist Sleeper is especial Horton and Attorney General Ives, tay that the alien land law, passed by the last legislature, must be held to prohibit foreign cap ital from holding any real estate in Kansas ly commended for the use of the homeseek An electric novelty itf a direct acting er who is moving to the west with his family, electrio elevator. The motor is sus and desires comfortable sleeping accommodations eh route, but cannot pay the first- for manufacturing purposes, ims cuusom ihn Viit snhamea which were about to mate rialize at Kansas City, Kansas. class Pullman sleeping Car fare. For matter descriptive of any state or ter pended beneath the car, and is equivalent to about three and a half horsepower, while the movements of the cars are easily controlled by switches.

The Governor Buchanan, of Tennessee, con-Una nf the Briceville ritories through which the Union Pacific runs, or for rates, time of trains, apply to E. L. LOMAX, Gen'l Pass, and miners and proposed to them tnat he would call a special session of the legislature and nary fee of $2, but no more than six consecutive minutes are allowed to any one person. There are two or three reasons why peace-loving citizens of this glorious republic cringe as they see the awakening signs of another national political campaign. First, there is the man who goes through the train taking votes he, of course, will soon be epidemic; and then, there is Ignatius Donnelly, who, even this early, has passed the sporadic stage.

There are two Donald Mackays in oglewood, N. both prominent men, whose mail matter is always getting hopelessly mixed, but neither will change his name even to the extent of putting in an extra initial, and there is no prospect of any end to their trouble. There's a whole volume on Scotch stubborness for you, with illustrations, appendix, and glossary thrown in. A French authority, recognized in the scientific world, states, the ordinary rate of a man's walking is four feet per second of a good horse in harness twelve feet; of a reindeer in sledge on the ice. twenty-six feet; of an Eng Ticket Agent, Omaha, Neb.

319-2t Ka laKit rf nnn vifte? ihfs mi nam motor is connected with a system of gear wheels, and they grip the ropes on each side, and the car moves up and down only when the motor is in motion. UUUvravWIB wire wvfc ill" to submit to tho reemployment of the con The surplus would make a good model for Chicago's leaning tower; it has a right to PaekftM aikM 5 allai. (Mletout, tparkllM tad ftppetlflaf. victs at the mines until tne legislature uiau have taken action. leanness.

8ld bT ill 4nlcra. A fceutlful pleMrt Book ud card. Wat free aj oat wadlac addran TltKC. K. HIRES Failadelpai' Should any accident happen to the ma GEKKKAL MAHKEf.t.

It is quite right for a lecturer to be full of his subject, but not when he lectures on Pr. Snider' Kldncr Ralaftm cure Enureaie nnTMCDC chinery the gear wheels are automatically locked and the car steps. In i iu iikiiu atuwtninuj July 29. Kansas City. or circular anT laatimoniai adilrasa, with tnmr Ir.

O. F. 8KYDEB- MeTiekar'a Thaatra. Ohicuito. 11L case such an accident happening while 5 40 whisky.

Large baskets of ripe peaches, mostly bas ket, are being shipped from Delaware or cbards. aFor tab by all DruQolats. Price CATTLE Shipping steers 4 88 Cows and 1 75 Stackers A Feeders. 8 40 ROOS Good to choice hear. 4 80 8 45 640 8 45 the elevator is between the floors, the elevator boy may attach a crank to the gear that extends insido the car, and Water refracts light.

That may be why a trout looks 7 feet long when you see him in the water, and measures only about 7 half Imprudence, raualns Prematura Iiecay, hentou Debil-lt; Lot Manhood, havlnir tried in ralnewryknowa remedr. a dlKOTered a. aimple mean i of eelf-eure, which will tend (waled) FKKE to hla fellow-aulTerera. Address J. C.

MASON. Box 317. New York City. SHEEP Good mutton 4 WHEAT No. 2 red No hard winter COKN-No.

2 OAT8 No. 2 20 4 40 70 74 54 the car be wound up or down until a inches when you get him in the boat. point is reached when the passengers may alight without difficulty. Water. KlE No.

8 FLOCK Patents, per HAY Fancy prairie BUTTEU Fancy CHEESE Fall cream ZW ft 2 10 4 50 ft 6 00 It 3 KX 0 tt 10 She (fishing for a compliment): Do you think my voice needs cultivation? He (anxious to pay her a compliment): Not at all; not at all. Cultivation couldn't improve lish race-hosce, forty-three feet; of a a voice like yours. 10 10 8 7 a a 400 8 tj 40 The FOholar who takes the first prize in EUOB-Btrictly fresli BACON Ham POULTKY Hens Boosters 8 Hrin 1 5J Turkey 7 POTATOES Home grown 8 CHICAGO. CATTLE Steers 4 55 hare, eighty-eight feet of a good soiling ship, fourteen feet; of the average wind, eighty-two feet. A German chemist has invented a arithmetic is only a figure head.

Since the arrival of a new lake in Colorado, the mountains are looking quite rocky. ft preparation which, it is claimed, when 4 60 5 40 8 25 10 A grateful republic and when it come to matters of grave moment republics can be grateful will be rejoiced to learn that Assistant Postmaster Ernst, of Boston is doing his utmost to break up the pernicious practice of using the vulgar word Hello" as a telephone salutation. It is bad enough to speak to the beautiful young lady at the central office without ever having been introduced to her. It is simply dreadful, whan you stop to think of it, to salute her with that vulgar and familiar word "Hello." Mr. Ernst should be aided in this noble enter The stores in which machines that tell applied to the soles of shoes, has the your age are displayed have very few women effect of increasing their wearing ca customers.

pacity from five to ten times, besides HOOS-Mixed aw SHEEP-Natives 4 75 FLOTJ K-Winter wheat, iierbrl 4 80 WHEAT No. i red CORN-No. 2 OATS-No. 2 BUTTEK Fancy creamery EUUg-Fresu POHK- ST. LOUIS.

B8 "These are jewels of mr own setting," The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox. making them water-proof. The prep quoth the speckled hen, as she gathered her 11 85 chickens about her. aration is applied after the shoes are finished and the soles are buffed. The right to use it has been Bold to the Jeanie: Gut takes life easily, doesn't he? Jane: I always supposed he aid until he Bavarian Government for the army.

tried to talk ine to death, last night. 600 2 85 8 60 500 4 40 sot prise of his by all polite citizens, and whon he has accomplished this reform The inventor says it has been tested in the German army satisfactorily. The man who speaks without thinking is aura to come out second best with the man he should be encouraged to bring be CATTLE Native steers 2 F0 Miocker it 2 80 HOGS-Packing SHEEP Fair to ctiuiee 8 00 FLOUR-PatenU. 4 80 WHEAT No. 2 rod CORN-No.

2 OATS-No, 2 HAY-Prairle 8 00 BUTTEK Creamery 10 Saos Fresh POKt- 2X who thinks without speaking. fore the publio the advisability of send' In the last two years New London (Conn.) lobnterraen have bagged iu r.1 -1 4 1. 1 ing one's card and letters of reference to the young lady and receiving her per 04 850 17 11 1180 their deep-water trapa in Fisher's do you? He: No; people are apt to find mission beore speaking to her at all eut too many uimgt aooui eaeo outer. Island Sound not less than five or six.