Ames Advance du lieu suivant : Ames, Kansas • 1

VOL. 1. NO- J). AMES, KANSAS, FRIDAY, JULY 31, 1885. BY CELBE C.

CLINE, Sunday evening about 7 o'clock 11)11 OKI AI- KTCHIXUS, ONCE IN A LIFETIME. HARDWARE STORE! small dark clowds commenced to congregate hi the heavens, until one vast cloud extended from the north to the There are over 500 illicit distilleries in Tennessee. There's a sample of southern prohibition for you. south, being funnel shaped at both ends and entending quite a distance east and west in the center. At times Thanks Mankato Review.

Nevertheless see if our prediction about prohibition don't turn out as we stated. Her cheeks are flushed, her eyes are wet, She heaves a gentle sigh, He hair is mussed, she scarce knows yet What's best, to laugh or cry; What makes her blush and tremble so With mingled joy and fright The first time in his life her beau Has kissed her sweet good-night. Funny man in Boston Courier. The uirU'V-LmkhI wish to inform the citizens of Ames and surrounding country that they have on hand a large stock of STOVES, HEATERS, MECHANICS, TOOLS, TINWARE, LOCKS, BlTW.WOODEiT WAItE, NAILS AKD A GENERAL SUPPLY OP NOTIONS. the wind blew a perfect galej one minute the south wind would threaten to devastate everthing in reach, and the next an untamed and grizzly northern zepher would "come down" on the hardy Kansans dwelling in Cloud Co.

with a will and fury threatning to exterminate the whole county, people and all. The rain fell in perfect torrents soaking the earth in a fine man St. John is stumping Ohio again. "Wonder if he will get throat as he did when he was stumping that state before. Anything and everything to down the Republican party is the idea of that fanatical organization.

FOND MEMORIES. IS-GOODS AT HONEST PRICES; ner. The thunder roared and added to the pyrotechnic display. The ele Oxe reason why fanning fails, in a good many instances, is because there are too many dry-goods-box-farmers, men who stop to "spin" yarns, ex 1, ments held full sway for an horn- or Jlailroati Street. so.

Don't you forget it a Kansas storm is a terror. No damage was lief SftueXost change political views and drag around town, when they should be at home Pass the butter gently, Mabel, Shove it lightly through the air In the comer of the dish, love, You will find a nut-brown hair. What fond mem'ries it awakens Of the days ere we were wed, When upon my good coat collar Oft was laid your little head. Lovingly I stroked those tresses, In the happy days gone by Now I strike them every meal-time In the butter or the pie. Boarding House Poet, done to amount to anything here.

helping the hired hand. CoxcdRDU has a Chinese laundry, TriERlAULT V. C. Bouoeois; Can't the "hub" afford to pay white Oh, superstitious humanity! Last Saturday morning the heavens were of an old gold appearance which later on changed to a fiery color. And several persons' tHat we know who never professed religion before; got people to get their "underwear" cleansed without introducing the dirty LOYE'S LIMIT.

down on then1 "prayer-bones''' and moon-eyed Mongolians whose chief merit is that they can live on a "rat and a cracker" a day, and thus starve AMES DRUG STORE! ovenor'H I'roclamatlosi State ov Kansas-, Executive Department, 1885. A telegram announces the death of Ulysses S. Grant. The intelligence, although anticipa ted for many months, will be received by the people of this State with all the shock and sorrow of a personol bereavement. For nearly a quarter of a century past, Ulysses S.

Grant has been the first citizen of the United States. His exalted patriotism, his genius as a sol dier, his brilliant services as the commander of our armies; his honest and loyal administration of the Presidency, and the purity and modesty of his private life these splendid' qualities so signally illustrated during his? whole career; have filled the world with his aine; and the people of every civilized Nation will mingle their tears with those of the citizens of this country around his open grave. As a niark of respect for his illustrious memory; the Executive Council has directed that the State House be draped in mourning for a period of thirty days, and that the Executive Offices of the State be closed on the day of his funeral. And I do hereby suggest and request that the people of Kansas assemble on that day, in churches, school houses, and other, places of public assemblage, there to do fitting honor to the memory of the most renowned soldier of the age, and the First Citizen of tlie Republic. In testimony whereof, I have hereunto subscribed my name, and caused to be affixed the Great Seal of the State.

Done at Tope: ka, this twenty-third day of July, hi tlie year of Our Lord onq thousand eight hundred vn- eighty-five. Jxo. A. Mmitjn. By the Govenor F.

A i lex, Secretary of State. Thirteen boys took a hand car vidt up the Branch md.iy night to slo if the east bound freight had killed any cattle as was reported. After lo all along the track for. mile and not discovering ard dti'uret bovine ti boys returned to town there w- a screw loose somewhere. communed with the Almighty, as they thought tliey had come to the jump out respectable labor.

X3etlos ill ing off place and that old Gabriel was getting his horn in condition to blow Vol. 1. No. 5. of the Harlan Advo calc has reached us.

It is a 7-Col this sublunary sphere into eternity Drugs, Medicines, Patent Medicines, That's it, most of 'eiri think they I'd swear for her; I'd tear for her, The Lord knows what I'd bear for her; I'd he for herj I'd sigh for her, I'd drink Republican river dry for her; I'd cuss for her, I'd fuss for her, I'd smasb. an omnibus for her; I'd waep for her, I'd leap for her, I'd go without my sleep for her; I'd fight for her, paper. Whether it is Democrat, Re wait till the last moment to get publican, Greenback, Mossback, Mug wump or last and least Prohibition, it does not say. It is another long-felt sold cleansed and. then float off to the realmris pi felicity on a chariot of fire, but we think about that time the devil woidd foreclose his mortgage and wanter and is gotten up in very good shape.

We wish it success anyhow Perfumery, Stationery, Soap, Combs, Etc. ALSO A FULL LINE OF PAINTS, COAL OIL, BRUSHES; Etc Prescriptions carefully compounded at all hours. someone would float off to Sheol in hand basket. I'd bite for her, I'd walk the street all night for I'd plead for her, her; If there is anything that sounds more melancholy than the hoot of an owl on a still night, il is the rasping voice of the poor innocent I'm -good- Last Tuesday night thieves entered tne residence ot Mr. Ueo.

Ldark, our postmaster, and succeeded in getting enoJig'h toslie-auy-tune Prohibitionist away with about in money whq in trying to show how prohibition has helped the State Kansas morally, socially and financially and how Republicanism dying by It is one of the daring pieces of woiii we have heard of for many a day. From what we can learn it was Id bleed for her, I'd go without my "feed" for her; I'd shoot for her, I'd boot for her A rival who'd come to "sue" for her; I'd kneel for her, I'd stoal for her, Such is the love I feel for her; I'd slide for her, I'd glide for I'd swim against the tide for her; I'd try for her, I'd cry for her, But ang me if I'd die for for. The Spindle Legged Dude. between the hours of 12 and a. m.

mches, shows a disgusted community what a big Rap-sucker he really is. Wednesday morning. The thieves took off tlie screens on a window hi the roar of the house, but the window being i. oHed on the in side they then went to tho' front of the store where they kicked out a pane of glass and -DEALER IX- Tim town pump sports a new crawling into the store through the Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots Shoes, Caps aperture and proceeding from- the Pi oniBrnoN in Kansas is -lothiug more or less than Democracy in disguise' What do the Prohibitionists care if the Democrats do put rp a beer keg on legs for an office. All they want 's to defeat the Republican party.

It is time all good Republicans who want to see the party win denounce that putrid mass of conglomerated sore-heads and fight for party rights. to Milton- AND NOTIONS. Hi jadruek.wus over vale imday last. store up sLairs into Mr. Clark's sleeping apartment, where tl.ey rifled Mr.

C's pockets as before stated, iULilUC ilUMlllltta--UrUIllj H. Ulf VS Watermelons at kst have made their appearance in our markets. Not, an Amesite went up to Downs the to witness her celebration. rjna youth's Overalls. Daring stonn Sunday, night dwelling house in -Hyde vns by lightning, shattering the chimney and gutting the house in good soapfi.

A house mile southwest was struck ateo. ml a horse belonging to a farmer-was killed during tho pyrotechnic 1 ifpl ay People should be careful how theY allow poo's of stagnant water to stand-near their dwellings; A good puddle of dirty; green water standing the sun-will breed more sickness and dis ease than one would imagine. Ladies' Jerseys and New port Scarf Frank Long, of Clyde, has been at work helping repair the old elevator. Rjtton spiling under a trostie just this side of Greenieaf, on the Central Branch Rail -Road, gave way while a freight train was eroesing, last Saturday, precipitating the engine and four or five box cars into the mire below. No one was hurt, except a sprained ankle for the engineer.

Wo candidly believe that there is not another rail road or. God's green footetool that can throw, bump and smash up ad much as the C. B. mid sustain as small a loss of life. large assortment of Clun.i and Glassware, and the finest cigars in'the market.

Eddie Yining and Harry of Clyde, made us a call Monday. XSTPaint your fence. your yard. "Tie ti dog loose. JKBeware of peddlers.

Hot, hotter, hottest. 'Look out for tramps. are numerous. are abroad. XiSubscribe for the Advance.

JBSTTveep the shot gun in reach. "Beware of snide business men. Hot as. "Sheol" without a fan. "Lock the windows after dark.

Call siid. See' TZzjxzLj Our nine was done lip at Clyde by the 5th nine of that village Saturday last. J. S. 3IcKa- HCItasmusscn.

E. Chaplin has moved his stable across the Branch track just below the elevator. Farmers should hitch-, their teairS when they come to towu; as a runaway will be the result who one of -thcFe days rawing a -good deal of damage and perhaps loss of The 2nd nine of Ames and the 3rd nine cf Clyde played a match game of base ball at the grounds Saturday for a small' purse. If wo had the time and wished to publish the score jye" would issue a tupplement, but as that would be tod much we- simply my the Clyde boys got there. DRY GodDS AND GROCERIES Thomas Duncan, of Clyde, visited I'KOVKKRN.

his parents here in Ames last Saturday and Sunday. It is easier to tell a lie than to catch a fish. C. L. Roadruck and wife ''rd Z.

A. Boadruck left for Montgomery County- last Monday morning to visit friends. Lvwill make a trip over into the Indian Nation. A number of Clyde folks came up Winter sets in When poverty to witness the match game of base ball here last Saturday. corned.

1 Principles, not pulpits, makes a church. Mr. and Mrs. Add Green and Mr. HAVE OPENED OUT A FULL LINE Tlie.knife that cuts a custard E.

L. Chaplin and wife left, the Branch ten 'Monday morning Plymouth, Wisconsin, to visit friends and hope they will have a good i hue, and that will return to Kansas satisfied that "Sunny Kansas" is as far ahead of "Wisconsin, and her "phio forests and frog swamps" as a comet is of a tallow ctindle. T. Ameiand Hattie Bushnell passed pie -We learn that one cow was killed and several wounded by the eastern-bound freight Monday night. The'' cattle we luulerstand, belongs to -Mr, Freelove.

through town Sunday. rimy also cut throat. The best fitting coat is one that is paid for, Mr. Brown, our hog merchant, has moved his geales about 200 feet east of where they formerly stood. God the roses and the devil Of every quality in the Dry Goods'aiid Grocery lino Also Roots aritf Showi.

iiats ana Caps, Canned ruits of all and family puts the thorns Maybe we don't the local paper "'of; the county. Show us the 'Old ReUa-" ble Counti-y Weekly" that 'slings' up more local news than tho Advance. Girls think men are all souf; wom- Our -barber has moved his shop" in know they arb. all stomach. to Rice's Hall, where he'll be found in HEADQUARTERS FOR GOOD BARGAINS future by all needing his assistance.

The pi'eticher' tui'ns love's young dream into a nightmare. 1 Last wbek just letters were misplaced in lines' before the papers, had been in the post office tyo hours three- people ruslied into our office and pointed out those mistakes. Aud what is queer only oiio of the three as a subscriber to this pa? par. Oh, human nature. Mr.1 Caswell and soil, from How quickly two quarts of scandal will expand into a peck of i 1 Barbers Uaztlte, yWe promise piir cuatomers a square deafcaifc -'itf times.

Come and Bea Fof tuno feeds soup to most inen witli a fofk. Exclmnne. passed through town Monday 6n their waysto Benniugton, where thoy go; to engage in the brick making business. ICbKajr ArJs Kansas. 1 Eoadtiiig ears ore in Candidates begin to bloom,.