Clay County Sentinel from Morganville, Kansas • 4

PROFIT-SHARING. How Tea Was Discovered. It is curious that while the OhinfiSfi r-ln'm "RATS." STORY OF A LOST DIAMOND. Am Incident Which Shows That Clrenm- a The great soap manufacturing firm remote antiquity for nearly all the prod-cts of their Ion? arrested rivilizat.inn ucts tantial Evidence Hay Mislead. A singular story comes from New York of Procter Gamble, of Cincinnati, have entered into an agreement with A tractlcal; Joke at the Expense of Senator Blackburn.

One of the handsomest ladies who haunt Washington is a tall and magnificently formed widow, who is the agent of a they give what to them is a comparatively modern date for the introduction of tea into the Celestial Emnir A going to prove the futility of circumstan their employes by which the latter are they trace the origin of the article to a 1. 'IM Tl 1 1 prominent dook concern. cue lias lustrous brown hair and splendid eyes, and many tial evidence. -a. gcuucmw has apartments in a desirable locality.

He has means sufficient to gratify luxurious tastes and jog along life's road comfortably. His domestic habit is to partially dress in the morning and open the windows and many a member of Congress has wyiu. lucy us uuu auum mo oegm-ning of the Sixth century, in our present reckoning, one Darma, a prince of high principle and great piety, landed among 1. ,1 i to share in the profits of the business in addition to their wages. This action was voluntary on the part of the firm and without solicitation on the part of the employes.

The Evening Post of that city refers to the new de Disease and Death force their way into many a household that might be protected from their inroads by the simple precaution of keeping in the houat that benign family medicine and of health, Hosteller's Stomach Bitters. Particularly where there are children, shoaLi it be kept on hand, as a prompt remedy for ia. fan tile complaints, in their outset easily eon-querabie, but which, if allowed to engraft themselves on the delicate childish organism, are not easily dislodged, and speedily work grievous mischief. Irregularity of the bowels, indigestion and biliousness, are ail. menta of common oecurrene in the house hold.

Children, living in malarious regions, are more liable to be attacked with chills and fever than adults, and the ravages of that fell disease ia their system are speedier and more serious. In remote loculities, far from professional aid, it is especially desirable. wilted under their expressive glances. bug solicits subscriptions, and, it is understood, is the most successful of all the vast army of book-agents who prey upon the community. If there is one thing above another that will interest gallant Senator of his sleeping rooms lor ventilation wmie he sips his mocha and reads his paper in parture as follows: ui au gaic up uia 1110 lum in me enu he would become absorbed into the Divine presence.

He had an idea that if he could only conquer sleep so his mind might be forever alive to the impressions and scenes around him, and in constant meditation on the unseen, the sublime purpose he had be-forO him would surely be attained. The another apartment, meanwmie me attendant comes and makes up his dressing-room for the day. The firm of Procter Gamble, their em A REVOLUTIONARY A BmildiBg in Which the Tint Senate of New York State Met. Early in the present week Senator Connelly will introduce a bill for the purchase of the old Senate-Louse in this place, writes a Kingston, N. correspondent of tneNew York Times.

The object is to have the State own and control the building at a kind of museum of relics of the Rerolutionary war. The building was erected in 1676 by Col. Wessel Ten Broeck. It fa situated on Upper Clinton avenue. The front walls are of stone, two feet thick, and the back is constructed of bricks imported from Holland.

The oaken beams of the interior appear to be good for many years to come. Portions of the woodwork wera destroyed by lire when the British were in the town in 1777. These, however, were so carefully replaced (by Gen. Armstrong, afterward Secretary of War under President Washington,) that the loss of the original is scarcely noticed. Three years ago the house was advertised for sale by Frederick E.

Westbrook, but no buyers appeared. In April, 1885. the house was finally sold at mortgage sale, the purchaser being Mitchell Valentine of New York City. The first Senate of the State of New York met in this building in 1777, and remained in session for several months until the arrival of the British army. Ilnon the walls of the house a tablet attests Blackburn, it is a handsome woman.

The widow by some means ascertained that the courtly Kentuckiau was somewhat susceptible, and so went up to the Senate Cham One in whom he had the greatest conn-dence recently left his service to better her condition. Her departure was so sudden ber and sent in ner card, bevcral weakness ot the nesli, however, was too much for this enthusiast. Worn out by his protracted viiril. he at lp.nptli fall ployes, the city of Cincinnati and the toilers of the whole world are to be congratulated upon the inauguration by the firm above mentioned of a practicable nd mutually beneficial scheme of profit-sharing, which includes all the small army of employes of this great soap -making firm. of the Senator's associates learned that that in the emergency the vacancy was filled without ordinary consideration as to the applicant's qualifications or recom Genial Joe" was about to receive a found slumber; but instead of waking up call, and they made up their minds to play a practical joke at his expense.

They en Procter Uamble are to be coceratulated A cangraph, as good as new, that has been in use only a few days, for sale. Ad-dresf, Iowa Novelty Company, Davenport, witn a sense oi comiort ana refreshment, it was in shame and humiliation that he opened his eyes, and in agony of grief over his failure to keep awake" he took a knife and cut off the offending eyelids. Returning after a time to the snot mendations. Unfortunately her personal appearance was not calculated to impress her employer favorably, and he her from the day she came. However, he discovered nothing to justify his suspicions that she was untruthful or dishonest.

listed the services ot a messenger and substituted for the widow's card one bearing the name "Mrs. Wratz." Blackburn came out into the ante-room, and when he OWfc. because they have bound their employes to their interest; because they have sweetened their own residue of profit by the ness lhat they receive it into unenvied possession; because they have the consciousness that ibey are not only helping to cleanup the world of mankind, but also contributing to the cheerful and hopeful solution of the here this extraordinary penance was npr- caught sight of the beautiful widow his face was wreathed in smiles and his breast swelled out like a pouter pigeon. Ad The other morning he received a most formed, he was amazed to find that the 4 vancing in his most fascinating manner he IT ANNOYS, eyelids had taken root and developed into fragrant and beautiful shrubs. He plucked some of the leaves, and, eating them, felt violent shock, which for a short period threatened grief to the new chambermaid.

While the gentleman was indulging in his early siesta the thought flashed through his extended his hand and said with great cor liKe a man transtormed. A new joy possessed his mind. A now muraim nnimntixl diality: 1 am very glad to meet you, Mrs. Wratz." The widow's eyes snapped as she replied sharply; "Senator Blackburn, the fact that the Senate once called this oueer old building its home, To-day it great problem of profit distribution, and because every lover of bis race, as he uses a cake of Ivory soap, will give an approving thought to the firm which has joined hands with its employes ia the profit of its Oenitnor brain tnat lie naa leu a aiamonu conur lying on his dressing case, and the sinister-looking maid would be tempted to ap 1 am astounded. 1 came Here to see you carries these inscriptions: JMATB HOTSS OF THE STATE OF If.

1777. oi. canal Ten Broeck. bora at Westphalia. w4 A BOTTLE" OF on a matter of business.

You are the his body; ho had found an elixir that conquered sleep, and made persistent watchfulness a certainty. It was in this fashion, say the Chinese, that the tea plant eame into existence. 1635. erected this stone bouse about 1W, where The employes are to be congratulated, be. ALSAM- in tba senate or we state oia.

x. was nem ha vmp nt the arinotion of its first Constitu- first member of Congress who has ever said 'rats' to me." The Senator looked confused for a moment, and then he drew out the card which the practical jokers had prepared aud said: "I'm sure We do not find mention of ton. in litem. propriate it it in a pecuiative mooa. oust then he heard her enter the bedroom to do her morning's work.

His first impulse was to rush in and snatch temptation from her view, but on second thought he made up his mind to put hor to thp test. He said to himself; "If the evil genius prompts the girl to take the precious cause, with no responsibility for the losses of the enterprise and no capital at stake, they will first surely get their wages, and will ture earlier than the Sixteenth century. thereafter get a suitable share in the profits ucriaiu iiaiian writers who nourished then speak of it, and one of them, anticipating Cowper. describes it as del fan to inino tioo, 1777. Continued here until the burning of Kingston, October 16th, 1777.

"Here," to use the words of Gen. George H. Sbarpe. the historian of Kingston, "the first Chief Justice of the State, John Jay, charged the grand jury soon after the Revolution. Here presided Judge Brockholst ATiKE irfAITH- of the undertaking.

Hie city of Cincinnati is to be coneratu. u'FU LLY. AND which takes the place of wine, and is good lated, because it ilo have an opportunity to witness the practical cperationand results of profit-shariog on a very laree scale, because Livingston, Judge Kent, Judge Spencer, ior neaitu ana soonety. lea must then have found its way into Europe, and Portuguese were probably the first to import it. It was not, however, until about a century later that it was brought into England.

It the example, right at home, is likely to be Judge Van in ess, juage muu inompson, afterward Chief Justice of the State, Sec mere must De some mistake, iue name reads W-r-a-t-z." The widow looked at the caul, and then they both laughed. A few moments later the widow put down the Senator's name for two copies of her book. Then they shook hands and the widow went to look for a fresh victim. Later in the day the practical jokers told Blackburn all about their little scheme. He looked at tliem sadly and led them down to the restaurant, where lie gave an order to a colored waiter, who appeared in a few moments with a bottle which he opened with great care.

The article wmcu 1 prize as an iieirioom, will go hard with her. Nobody else can steal it but her if it is missing, and there will be no trouble recovering the property and Droving her guilt by circumstantial evidence." The maid seemed unusually slow in making up the room, and tho lime dragged heavily on her employer's mind. All things have an ending, and in due course the girl finished her work and went out, signalizing her departure by slamming THKT. there retary of the Treasury, and Judge of the SuDreme Court of the United States. He was so much of a rarity that a gift of a few pounds of it to the sovereign 1M4 was was Kent's successor and Nelson's prede followed by many, if not most, other industrial establishments of the city, and because it eugurs the introduciion of a happier feeling on the part of the manual laborers of the city, whose protection and comfort should be the city's first cre.

But otiE eepyfq COUGHS COLDS considered a magnificent present. In 1G67 cessor. Here also were heard those mingled tones of Dutch and English, the utterances of Judtre Yates, afterward Governor of the a uuusiueruuiu mipoiiauoa oi tue anicie was made into England, the amount being neariv 5.000 pounds, but it found bv ,4 The toilers of the whole world are to be State, of whom it was once apologetically jokers and the Senator sipped the foaming no means a ready sale. congratulated because this example shows said br a bystander that it was easy to un the door. The gentleman waited a lew minutes lest she should return, and then, concluding that she would not, leaped to his feet and bolted for the bedroom.

contents, and promised to Keep tue auair tnat, tie old heathen doctrine of "let alone" a profound secret. being demolished, and that an era of mu Monuments in Italy. Of- all the lands in the world there is not derstand him when he spoke in the vernacular." The presence of British troops in New York, the nominal capital of the State, tuality and fair dealing is at hand. one in which there is such a rage for mon It is long since the papers of Cincinnati Curious Clocks. When the Emperor Charles V.

of Spain been able to chronicle so pleasant an gave a migratory character to the seat of Was the diamond collar-button gone? No. But the sight that met the owner's gaze brought him to a sudden halt. As he reached the threshold a frightened monkey skipped nimbly off the dressing-case with the collar-button, and sprang to the the way by Government until after the evacuation. The retired to the Monastery of St. Yuste he took with him Torriano, his clock maker, in order to while away the time by constructing the movements of clocks.

So first Legislature met at Kingston, but ad item of local news. It is better to share profits as we go along than to hoard them till we die, and then bequeath them to the public, and infinitely better than to trans ument raising as in Italy. "Of late, especially, hardly a week has gone by without witnessing the unveihng of a new one. It is incredible the number of monuments, of busts, of; pillars, and. inscriptions that dot the fair! peninsula.

Philologists who claim, reasonably euough, that we find J.H jl skin of beauty is a joy fobbvbb. DR. T. Felix Gourand's Oriental Cream, or Magical Bsantiier. Journment was had to an old stone building in Poughkeepsie, now a malt-house, which which the grimacing little thief had en mit them unearned to our family descend.

is soon to give way to something more modern. The second Legislature met in tered. He gave one glance at the human ants. Poughkeepsie, the third returned to mngs occupant or tlie room, and uisappcareu down 'the side of the building in tho man wonderful were some of the pieces of work which they made that the monks would not believe any one except the devil had a hand in them, until the machinery was shown to them by the ex-Emperor. It was ordered by Charles that when he should die all of these clocks should cease running and it ton, the fourth and sixth again met in The queen never fails to send 5 to every ner and with the speed peculiar to his Poutrhkeepsie.

the seventh to tenth, inclu English mother of twins. hand. The gentleman pursued as far as sive, met in the city hall, New York, the eleventh met in Poughskeepsie, and it was L. Mathews, of Carthage, 111., is said to be a fact thut his orders were obeyed. not till the twelfth (1788) that Albany was he could and called vainly to tue monkey to borne back with the priceless button.

The sparkling diamond apparently had a fascination for the four-legged thief, first a word where a thing is most common, may find another proof of their theory in the fact that the word monumento muuia. has been coined in Italy. Certainly it would not be coined elsewhere. If one is inclined tp look at the better side of things in general, one might say that this.new craze is not a bad tlnng after all; it is rather a good sign when people take so great an interest in public affairs, and are willing to contribute with their money to, honor and prolong the memory of. those who either by deeds or words have helped favored in the least.

For ten years longer ruriuesHSwe w4 as itsanr tifies tbe sklo No otter cot met 0 viil do it pimplesreclc leg, motb patches, nub and skin diseases and ev-eryblemisb in beauty, and defies detection. It hat stood tbe test fer Tears and it is so harm less that Another king of bpam went to Geneva the Legislature came together as the two hitched his Uorse to a fence and wenfc off to traasact business, and on bis return found the animal down with swarm of bees settled on him. and. like a shrewd robber, it caught his Houses might agree or the Governor might designate, and then (1788) Albany was eve when he climbed into the room, and he grabbed it without looking for other treasures on the premises. made the permanent capital.

MAO STEERS. 'Mawnin', Brudder Smif! how's all de folks id their country to become richer or greater 'Uey ls.well, bress Moses! Oneebde YOUNQ MEN IN OFFICE. A Very Lively Time in the Streets of chi'luos was ailin' yisterday, but it died dur-ia' de Mexico: feaMfVamlly Black Sheep and the Youth to see a clock which had been made by Droz, a merchant of that city. Upon the clock were seated a shepherd, a negro, and a dog. As the hour was struck, the shepherd played upon his flute, and the dog played gently at his feet, but when the king reached forth to touch an -apple that hung from a tree, under which the shepherd rested, the dog flew at him and barked so furiously that a live dog answered him, and the whole party left iu haste.

Venturing to return, one "of the courtiers asked tha negro, in Spanish, what time it was. There was no reply, but, when the question was repeated in French, an answer was given. This frightened the courtier, who reioined his companions, and all of them The City of Mexico Two Republics of a With an Aim. recent dale says: A terrible excitement FIT3. All fits stopped free by Dr.

"Let me describe the voumr man who is or better. But alas I there is a but which spoils our optimistic views very few of these busts aud monuments are raised by popular contributions. The greatest part of them arc built and paid for by municipal bodies or by the government, in either case without consulting the tax-payers who, at the end, have to pay for them. New York Mail and Express. Kline's Great Nerv Restorer.

No fits af the black sheep ot his lamiiy, waicn nas was caused yesterday morning, shortly after 7 o'clock, in the heart of the city, by a drove of cattle which were being driven ter first day's use. Marvelous cures. Treat- we taste it to be sore the preparation ipioporly made. Accept no counterfeit o. kimilar came.

1 he uistinqnish-ed Dr.L.A.Rayer, wid to a lad of tue bin on(a patient As yon ladies will nsa t. em, I recommend 'ttourand's Cream' as the least harmful of atl the skin One bottle will last six iporjllu, rising every day. Alse Pondre Subtile removes siioeilluoiit hair, withoi't ipfnty to the akin. loid. X.

Hopkins Manager, 48 Bond street. H. T. For sale by all drag-gists and fancy goods der'eis throughout the "Jolted States, Oanadds, and Knrope. 43rBeware of baa notations.

$1,000 reward for arrest and proof of any oneselins: the same 1 3e and $2 trial bottle free to fit cases. enough influence to get mm an omce, writes a Washington correspondent of the New York Star. Sometimes he is a cheap style of dandy, with expensive habits and to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St Philadelphia, Pa. Davenport Business College.

Send for from the Mexican Central depot, to the slaughter-houses in the eastern part of town. The cattle, which numbered some thirty head, it seems were thoroughly frightened by their short trip in the cars from the station where they were shipped to this city, and were unruly and almost Why She Wept. A lady called on a friend who had only voted that the clock was the work or tne catalogue to Duncan Hawks, Davenport, a disposition to look upon the wine when ever an opportunity oilers. His money comes regularly, and begets that delusive security a salary engenders. Of course he been married a few years and was sur evil-one.

Iowa. THE OLDEST MEDICINE IN THE WOBLD IS PKOBABLY i i i Upon the belfry of the Kauthaus, in Cob- prised to find her in tears. trets into debt easily, and when once there I am the most unhappy woman In More than all other Lung is unmanageable as soon as tney were un lentz, there is the head of a gianf bearded, and hclmetcd with brass. The giant's head he stays, and is owned by some one of the -VTi' IAVmp80n'-' Celefcr't'd the world, and it is all on account of my loaded. At Plaza de San Fernando they what E.

W. Fairman, a druggist at Dayton, hundreds of money lenders and note shav is known as "the man in the custom nusuanu. bis article is a careiutly prepared physician's ore- finally broke and scattered in all dircC' writes abaut the sale of Allen era who fatten upon iust such fools as he Why, your husband lives for Ton house," and whenever a countryman meets Balsam. Ho has sold it far eight years, and is. or upon the pressing wants of the more alone.

He stays at home all the time. a citizen of Coblentz away from that place, tions, gathering fury as they ran. Three continued eastward in the direction in which they were being driven. These three were the only ones, as far as heard it gives satisfaction. Sold by all druggists at 25c, 50c, and $1.00 a bottle.

deserving. His salary, is always hypothecated, and certain streets are avoided on He never goes away from home; he never brings any of his friends to the house." acription, and has been in constant use for nearly a eentnry, and notwithstanding the many other prepare acUosn that have been Introduced! nto tue markets, legale of this article constantly increases. If the directions are followed, it will never fall. We particularlyr invite tbe attention of physicians to its merits. Job.nL.

Thompson, Sons Sold by druemsta. -V instead of saying "How are all our friends in Coblentz?" he asks "How is the man in the custom house?" At every stroke of account of little bills due his victims. Yes, replied the unfortunate woman. from, who did any damneo. In Calle de Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to the bell which sounds the hours upon the A few years of this life is enough to hasten his new habits upon him and to use.

It is not a liquid or snun. duo. Rosales a woman who was on her way to market with her basket on her arm was at putting her handkerchief to her eyes and sobbing convulsively, "that's what makes me so miserable." clock the mouth of the giant opens and shuts with great force, as if it were trying utterly unfit him for making his living any tacked by one of the infuriated beasts and Officer's pay, bounty procured deserters reltavatl. to say, in the words or Longtellow, frightfully mutilated. She was taken to PENSIONS, other way.

lie is smguiany iikc a sanor or a printer in his inability to keep or save 21 rears' nraptirA. "Time was Tune is lime Is past. her home close by, and is now, it is feared The earth: The Woman's hat of the pres DYSPEPSIA Is a danae-ons woil as distressinB complaint. II neiriscted, it tends, by impairing nutrition, and depressing: the tone ol the Uii'tem, to prepare the way bis money, hut lie has none oi tue redeem or no fee. Write for circulars and new laws.

W. MoOormick tt Son. rTuMngloa, D. C. Cladaaatl, O.

ent. day is not trimmed with feathers, in other inir Qualities of cither. His associations in a dying condition. In Calle de Santa Inez, just back pf the national palace, one of them gored a pedestrian, inflicting what ere inclined to be low and his pleasures words, it has no ings rtat all but gets there just the came, regardless of price. What a 1 ariuer Boy Can Do.

fur Rapid Decline. coarse. will nrobnbly prove tatal injuries. Alter There is a farmer boy in the town of Phelps, New York, who is indeed a model A little grammar found in an old garret It often happens that the young man in office is of a very different type from the DETECTIVES Wanted in every Connty. Shrewd men to act nnder eof Ezperiencenot neces-sary.

Semlstampfor particulars. GKANNAN DliTEO TITS BUREAU, 44 Arcade, Cincinnati, O. this last attack the three now thoroughly in rousmouiD, jn. has an illustration maddened beasts retraced their course one referred to. He is steady, and is in of industry.and is bound to make a sterling citizen.

He is 17 years old. His father represent in the difference between the ac. westward and entered the national palace, to the consternation of the soldiers quar live, passive aul neuter verbs. It is a pie, office only for an object. He is studyin, law or medicine, or something else, am died two ycais ago, leaving a wife and four ture of a father whipping his boy.

The fa tered there. There was some lively scam office enables him to live while he acquires children, anda mortgage of $1,800 on the farm. The bov was tho oldest of the chil ther is active, the boy is passive, the mother, a profession. Then he will shake the dust 1 pering, but one of the steers pressing too closely upon the soldier he had singled out setting by herself on a stool looking on, but dren, and the funeral was scarcely past be CURES WHtRE ALL ELot tAILo. of Washington life from off his feat, go doing nothing, is neuter.

for pursuit, the latter turned ana lauuea fore he set resolutely at work to help the Boat Cough Syrup. Tastes good. Use west or south, and begin the serious busi his bayonet between the ribs of the 111 lime, noia Dy uruffirifits. family out of their financial embarrassnient. ness of life.

His office experience neither Mr. John Gutmon, Sherman, writes: brute, and the bayonet happening to 53: enervates nor destroys his ambition and "I have used St. Jacobs Oil for ten years. nenctrate the animal's heart it rolled With the advice of a kindly neighbor he has since been the solo manager of the farm of over ninety acres. Ho has, with manhood as in the case with the other It always cured the tooihacbe in about ten ever dead.

The other two had in the man. minutes." Sold by Druggists and dealers, meanwhile found their way back to the only a little assistance, plowed the fields, You will see him out in the best society, street, continuing westward. At the Zocalo ITS sowed, cultivated and reaped; he has had iSTflPPED FREE Marvelous sucrttl. Insane Persons Restored' (Dr.KLINE'S GREAT A Baltimore police officer, 80 years on the wheie it is known that he has a purpose sole charge of a large number ot cattle and force, Mr. Henry H.

Durkee, says: "I suf a little girl was knocked down, trampled unon. and fearfully used up. A policeman life and is making a brave struggle to fit l.i ..1 T- mm mm jr NERVE RESTORER fered with poison ook for more than a year, horses upon tho farm; ho has managed a retail milk business, and lias himself mar who ran to her rescue was also knocked 1 I fer 0BKAIN NllRVB D1SKASSS. Only turf curt for Nervo jlffeetiont. FMlftsv.

olr. mm ior me coming uauiu. no jo generally a well-behaved gentlemanly young fellow, who dresses well, is well-informed. I tried St. Jacobs Oil.

After the second application all the sores dried up and I vas keted all the farm products. Last Summer I In allidlk if taken as directed. Aj lit fttr down, but he managed to draw his revolver, and fired almost as he fell. Dlantinz i first day't us. Treatise and trial bottle free BEST TQ III KUiren DymuepNia in he found time, after bis work in the fields, I Fit patieats.

they paymfreKpiesschargeson boa wK cored. 1 think it I tiniok'y and comnlotelji ely lucky shot just behind the ear of one of I received. names. P. O.

and -arre addre tm and invaluable in the gcrmiin, and where good dancers are worth their weight in eold. The serious and business side of his to puiut tho house twice over and to build five new fences. In the Winter he not only I afflicted to DK.KLINE.011 Arch its fornix, liclcliina. TUMtinK. the ntn It-.

nnric.lmH Ann nuriflAH the blood.Ktimu- the steers and rolling him over in the dust, teeDruggista. BBWAKM Of IMITATING fJlAUOS. "Now, my boy," said a policeman to a attends to the necessary work about the The shot frightened the other one, and deserted his companion, going as far as life does not unfit him for participating bootblack as he stood on the corner and saw in and enjoying the pleasures of refined so farm, but teaches a country school three miles away, fells timber in the woods on Agent make f3 per day nT -j. improved Idoal Hair Carter finn Tjizn.ro. where he was finally caDtured.

the pntrol wagon go past with a prisoner in LADY The one which had been dropped at the it, can see what vice bnaiiy lesius to ciety. Of course, the managing mamma with a Frlzzcr. ou cm, fl Thoniptan, l-ZIliuiaeyat Saturdays, and writes excellent letters to the local newspapers. Tho faim is not fxnh tho nppntita. and aidathe assimilation of food, llr.v.

J. T. Bobhitkb, tun honored pastor of vie First tyburcn. Baltimore. amrs: Having used Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepsia and I take great pleasure in recom-mnriing it highly.

Also consider it a splendid tonio nnd invunratur. and Tery strenstuoning." Hov. Juski'H U. Burr, Jmlire of Circuit Court, (Million says: I bear most cheerful testis monv to the otlicncy of Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepsia, and as touio." Genuine has ubo-e Trade Mark and ffnwsed red lines onwrtpwr. 'i'nli UPOtiirr.

Made only by )iK i CMK111CAL CO- tUk Look well at that picture." Zocalo soon attracted an immense crowd bunch of daughters to sell settle in life "Oh, rats!" exclaimed the boy ia deep only out of debt, and in splendid condition some of whom carried off the little girl who had been hurt. Her injuries were disgust, I've seen my old dad run in by that but the lad and his mother have enough LIS to the best advantage takes him at his face value when looking for a husband lor one of her dear girls, and while she will be as sweet as a peach to him to keep him in fame wagon twenty limes, roars no new money on hand to buy twenty more acres cbrcmo to oi land this season. "CHICHESTER'S ENG'tlSH." their train, or as a partner in the gernian "Tliniater "I wish I could do something with the choir to stop lhat constant chewing How Ingalln Won His Wife. will turn and rend him if ho dares to lilt his pauper eyes as high ns one of her nt) vrwinai aura wniy annln. Safe an! alwari Reliable.

Fewaes of worO Jem lndLMnwhlo to LADIES. At jr jKuMuTtSr frttmus) to us fur jmrticiilarn in itttmr hv n.tnm Mnii hAME PAPJB. t'kkknihjHrtJr'' Villi adlwu I are, 1'hUada ia Mdbr DranUta every irhew. tor When Ingalls first went to Kansas he blood. Let him bide his time.

The day was supposed to be nn irreclaimable bach of gum. It's deiestible." "No, it isn't, it's spruce' will come when he comes back as a repre elor. He paid no attention to the girls ol the frontier, and the pretty maidens of th sentative or senator, or as a great young lawyer or physician, that lie ill have tc For Good Purposes Mr aiienmatlim, Lumbago, I mmA Backaolie, WoakmM, Colds in Sks carry a stick to keep off tho very mammas who are now smiling in a patronizing way Mrs. M. A.

Dauphin, of Philadelphia, is well known to the ladies of that city from the West cast their eyes nt his in vain. He met, however, at a reception ono night the daughter of a New York merchant, who had just come to Atchison. Her name was Miss Annie Chceseborough, and she was very fair to look upon, lie talked to hci and giving him two lingers at their reccp tions. IhtUUMlanaaUAcnesaeaBirauiBiaajaaBN mmmwmWmatr sk- ttnusi nn Am at nil at great good she has doue by means of Lydia Pinkham's vegetable compounu. sue The dear girls will still be on her hands, LC Az Ssmnlea worth 81 HIEK.

411 KitaHsmSak-lilf 9 MS Dr. Joseph A. Srwali'd Truatis oi HOD CHOLERA. 1T8AKS.loN gent free.C. S.

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8. No. 27. writes Mrs. Pinkham of a recent interesting onndimrnamet, 1U rot UEMKK AND TABS HO passe spinsters, getting grny and showing the wear and tear ot fifteen years ojf husband hunting all around the.

haunts where case: ''A joang marriod lady came to me suffering with a severe case of Prolapsus and aud found her conversation ns bright at her eyes, and ho rode back to Sumner full of possibilities which his soul had not dreamed of theretofore. Shortly after this Ulceration. She commenced ts mug tne um that kind of game is supposed to abound found to be severe, but not necessarily fatal. The policeman had escaped with slight bruises. The.

crowd around the fallen steer, which was dying rapidly by this time, continued to increase until there must have been nearly a thousand people around. The scene was made ludicrous by the man. ner in which, the crowd scattered every time the steer moved, Over the park benches they went tumbling pell mcll, several getting a ducking in the fountain. As soon as the animal became quiet the spec- tators slowly closed in on him again, only to repeat their flight as soon as he showed signs of life. This thing contiued until tho animal was hauled oil' by the slaughter house people.

The third steer, in the meanwhile, on his flight to San Lazaro had entered the house No. 18 Cuadrante Santa Catarina, mounted the slops, found his way into tho parlor, and smashed about $8,000 worth of furniture. After there was nothing left to break ho went down the steps again and continued until he was caught. The family at No. 18 had not arisen yet, and their awakening by the steer, it may be imagined, was not very pleasant.

Jolneil the Noble Came. Jones I didn't know thut Deacon Good enought was a Prohibitionist. Smith Ho is, though. Jones How do you know it? Smith I went around to his house tba other ight and he gave me a drink out of mug. pound and in two months was fully restored one of his best friends was married and ot a nc it TTW Ingalls was asked to bo tho best man.

Tiierk has been a generous rivalry in In proof of Ibis she soon found herself in an interesting condition. Influenced by foolith florpblao Habit Cored In lit. y. no pay friends she ot tempted to evade the responsi his delight ho found that 'Miss Anna Chceseborough was ono of the bridesmaids. After this tho courting went on rapidly Washington society between the daughters of the two Oregon Senators.

Miss Mitchell has been noted lor her beautiful face and bilities of maternity. After ten or twelve dais she came to me Again and she was in aud his marriage was the result. 1 lie Airs. Miss Dolph for the symmetry of her figure, deed in a most alarming state and suffered Ingalls of to-day is tho Miss Annio Cheese' fVhicu ono has the greatest personal charm im still an open question. terribly.

I gave her a tableepoonful of the Compound every hour for eight bouts until borough of the prist. 'She is one of the brightest women of Washington society as well as ono of the best looking. She has she fell asleep, she awoke much relieved an High Culture In Chicago. had a large family but tho cares of mater ovi tentally better. She continued taking tho Compound, and in due season she became nity do not weigh upon her mid she enters "Ah? Miss Porker, observed young Why did the Women of this country use awe thirteen millidi.

Procter Gamble's Lenox Soap in 1886? Buy a cake of Lenox and you will soon understand uushcr to a Chicago young woman the mother of a fine healthy boy. But for the timely use of the medicine she believes as luiiy into senator mgniis political career as though had no domestic mat' "What a charmiug writer Browning is, suonoso ho is admired in Chicago?" her life trould have been lost." tcrs to bother her. "Well." replied Miss Porker. "Ican'i Ted manuscript of a famous sermon which John Knox preached in Edinburg sty for tho whole town, but 1 can tell you that I'm just dead stuck on him myself." Your Druggist hns the Compound, $1 per Jiottie. la luua tuts Dcen soia luteiy ior n.tmt..