Aurora News from Aurora, Kansas • 3

NO PLIES ON "HIS HONOR." THE MELUNGEONS. I Cure Dyspepaja and Constipation. Dr. Shoop's Restorative Nerve Pills sent free with Medical Book to prove merit, for 2c stamp. Druggists Da.

Snoop. Box W. Wl He You make me say such silly things. She I draw you out. Mm.

Laker: It isn't considered at all binding on the clergyman in Chicago to kiss the bride. Mrs. Bieeker Doesn't he ever doit? Mrs, Laker: Yes, sometimes, if he hasn't married her for quite a long time. Mr. Jones No.

the fools are not all dead A Strange People Who Live In the Ayran. talna of Tennessee. It is not generally known that in the mountains of Eastern Tennessee there lives a class of peculiar-looking people whose origin is wrapped iu mystery and who are called by the whites Melungeous. They resent this appellation and proudly declare that they are Portuguese. The 1irendDf their history which they carefully preserve, hi fhis: A great maay years ago these'mDuntalns were settled by a society of Portuguese adventurers, men and women, mi.

don you know, dear. I never did look well in black. 'I cannot understand ze American paper," said the educated foreigner, "Here is one zat says ze bank is gone up, and here is one stat says ze bank has gone under. Is toub blood poor? Take Beecham's Pills. Is your liver out of order? Use Beecham's Pills.

25 cents a box. who came from the shore of Virginia How a Montana Judge Administer JustfCs to a Delinquent. Judge Colman of Butte may not be a very large man, says the Butte (Mont) Bystander, but when it comes to upholding the supreme power of the law he looks as large as an elephant. At least so thinks Mr. ResKL Keski is a Hungarian who is reported to have killed a man or two before coming tO Amerlcarand, after spending eleven years in the penal institutions of Hungary, left his native country for his country's good.

Mr. Beski's aesthetic taste.not being suited by the cooking of his partner, Mr. Yago, he attempted to kill him. A warrant was sworn out but the officers failed to find Mr. Reski.

Tuesday morning Vago informed Judge Colman that Reski was gambling in the combination. No officer being present at the time the Judge, concluded to make the arrest him-" self. Yago went out with him and pointed out the man wanted and then skipped out. The Judge called Reski outside and told him he had a warrant for his arrest In response the Hungarian pulled out a pistol, but before he could use it he received a "habeas corpus" that they migbtfbe freed from the re Brings comfort and improvement and -tends to nereonal enjoyment when Ticrhtlv used. many.

-who live-bet "You've bought a bicycle, eh? Well, that beats riding in a street car, doesn't it?" "Oh. I don know. As it is. old fellow. I straints and drawbacks imposed upon them by any' form of government They made themselves friendly with the Indians, and, freed as they were, from every kind of social government, they uprooted- all conventional forms of and lived in a kind of Utopia of their own creation, trampling upon the marriage relation, (despising all forms of religion and sub ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by' more promptly adapting the world's best products to frequently have to my reat the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure' liquid When Visiting Kansas City Stop at naairvvr TXrwram 4 a TT 7Ya.

laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Its excellence is dtle to its' presenting First Class in every respect, Rates, $2.50 day. Cable cars to all parts of the city pass the sisting upon corn the only possible aoor. "Aren't you in the grave-robbing business?" "My profession, sir," responded the witness, with dignity, "is that of exhuma-torial artist. Wear the Knickerbocker shoulder brace and SUSnendercnmhinpd. Srtlri AVArrvhpm nr under the ear, was disarmed, and marched up to court in double-quick time.

As they were gointr up the stairs which led to the court Reski pulled another pistol, a 44 Colt's, and savinsr. "Me kill vou now." attemDted sent postpaid on receipt otU, per pair, plain, or i.ou,s UK-taced. oend chest measure. Address. Knickerbocker Easton, Pa.

in the form iniLiDtebJf jnd ples-ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a 'perfect lax ative effectually cleansing the system, dispelling headaches and fevers ana permanently -curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kidneys, Liver an4 Bowels without weakening them and it is perfectly free from -every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all druggists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accept any substitute if Jonas fmeetinrr Brown in Hrv crnnH shnrfM Hello, Brown, how are you? What are you product oi tne sou ana tne game or the great forests. They intermixed with 'the Indians and subsequently with the negroes, and thus formed the present race of Melungeons.

They are tall, straight; well-tormed people of a dark copper color, bat with Circassian features. They were privileged voters i a the old slave days and accredited citizens. They are brave but quarrelsome, and are hospitable to strangers. They have no preachers among them and are almost without any knowledge of a Supreme Being. They marry by established forms, but husband and wife can separate at pleasure without meeting with any reproach or disgrace from their friends.

They have but little association with their neighbors, and are in every respect, save that they are under the jurisdiction of the State government, a separate and distinct people. N. Y. Recorder. aoing now goi a steady joor Brown: guess I have.

I'm waiting for my change. "Hanson's Maglo Corn Salve." Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask your drumrlst forit. Price Si oento. to shoot, but again the Judge was too quick for him and, knocking him down, took the second gun away from him, and besides giving him a good thumping read him a lecture on the evils of endeavoring to obstruct the course of justice, after which he was escorted to the court room, his case set for trial, and then marched down to the city jail.

Upon being epjirr'hpfl a rwlf nf nrt.ri1crc and an Willie Wilt: I cawn't say I aw lik6 brilliant women. Miss Perte: I should think you would for the sake of contrast. If the Baby la Cutting- Teetfe, Be sure and use that old and well-tried remedy, WiasLOw's Soothinq Stbdp for Children Teething. August A Bostftn man ronriinor ihftf iVioro rva-ra 99 4,000 Poles in New York exclaimed: "What eight-inch dirk were taken from him, in addition" to the pistols secured by the Judge. If any State in the Union has a nervier lawgiver than Judge Colman we world like to hear from it.

The Judge can be found in his office at all hours of the day or night a spiencua piace to raise beans r. Clm All Ufa atAnn. rMA l.w Vli uri mine vireax Nerve Restorer. No fit after Ant day's use. MM--reloui cures.

Treatioe and t2.00 trial bottio rr kit oases. Send to Dr. Kline. 931 Arch fa. She I wonder whv thev oall IVipsa nnrol sleeves? He: What else could they be called when you wear them? How Biff Are Your Baby's Eyes? How big is "a young baby's eye?" We have heard it stated within tha last day or two that "a young baby's eye" is as big as a grown person's eye; that the eye does not grow as the body grows; that it is the same size when the baby is born as it is after the baby has grown to be a man or woman; that it is born full size, and is then as big as it ever gets to be.

This statement has been submitted to a number of experts on babies, who generally agree that "a young baby's eye" grows as the body grows, though not in the same ratio. But is it true? Authorities are sometimes in error. Expert witnesses frequently Bljf Money. Just think of it; 110.52 made in one weak by an ajent representing B. F.

Johnson A Richmond. and ther Can This Be True? A collection was being taken up in a Detroit church, there being a special demand for funds because of the continued cold spring weather. There was a necessity for more fuel, and the officiating minister thought to insure more liberal contributions by himself passing the hat. A shrewd, well-fixed, but somewhat iur- have had many more parties travelling for them who did I had been troubled five months with Dyspepsia. I had a fullness after eating, and a heavy load in the pit of my stomach.

Sometimes a deathly sickness would overtake me. I was working for Thomas McHenry, Druggist, Allegheny City, in whose employ I had been for seven years. I used August Flower for two weeks. I was relieved of all trouble. I can now eat things I dared not touch before.

I have gained twenty pounds since my recovery. J.D. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. G) equally as well, some a good deal better. If you need em ployment it would be a good thing to sit down and write them a line at once.

He My wife never ant thn hotter nf hut nnra fiKa. T.islr, I xjutaj mail wuuil Was that? He (sighing) When she married me Mother: I hnvp mv HiSnhta nhnnt thai tangle themselves up in all kinds of A. -SI A A A. Hansom. -Daughter: He wears a dress suit on all proper occasion.

Mother: Yes. 1 A. J. a 1 in pui li isn i aiways tne same one. norant parishoner was in a front pew, and when the minister reached him the old gentleman simply smiled and" shook his head knowingly.

The preacher was persistent, but the response was: "I'm on to you, sir; I'm on to you." After making the complete rounds the minister gave the wealthy member another call. There was nothing to be had but a cunning laugh and the repeated assurance that he was on to the good dominie. "What do vou mean?" inauired the latter. "You 'know that we must have more fuel to carry us through until the weather moderates." "That's all right, but I'm on to you lust the same:" and then, raisiner his RAD FIELD'S FEMALE REGULATOR has proven an Infallible specific for all derange ments peculiar to the female as chronic womb, and ovarian diseases. If taken in time it regulates and promotes healthy action of all functions of the generative organs.

Young ladies at the age of puberty, and comrauicujry siatemenis oi iacts; expert physicians do not reach the same conclusions from identically the same basis of reasoning; expert cotton buyers often buy when the slump in the markets proves that they should have sold. It may be that the baby experts whom we have questioned upon the subject of baby eyes have spoken without due consideration. We should like to have the puzzle settled. Do babfes' eyes, grow? How big is a young baby's eye? 4 How; Various Raoes Sir. The ideal of a graceful sitting posture has varied in the different ages of the worlds The Egyptians sat bolt upright, the knees and leet pressed together.

1 It; was the ceremonial at-titudji jrbe Greeks and Romans, wheji their seats had no backs and they Here at liberty to forget their dignity, sat stooping, with one or both elbows supported by the armiTha Chinese ideal was the knees and feet wide apart Ther. have maintained that attitude ioK sitting-" for years. The'Saxohs' and Kings in manuscripts and jcoina in- the saiue lta healinjr, soothing tonic. une highest recommendations from prominent physician and those who have tried It Write for book To Women," mailed free. Sold by all druggists.

Bbadsxeld Bsqulaxob Co. proprietors, Atlanta, Ga. A Summer Afternoon Dress. White grounds, having lovely floral figures, and sometimes of a crinkly weave, are nice enough sor semi-evening wear, and are affected at the summer resorts for dressy afternoon and driving costumes, accompanied by a white hat, suede gloves, veil, and gauze parasol, writes Emma M. Hooper in the Ladies1 Home Journal.

These are trimmed with ribbon matching the foliage or blossom of the design, creamy Bourdon lace or shaded velvet; showing the prominent colors of the design; green must come in as often as possible, as it is floating on the topmost wave of public favo. The full bell skirt may be trimmed with graduated rows or ruffles of satin ribbon to the knees, or only two are used, and a few imported dr oee8 of soft goods show se.Jn graduated rutnes of the material to the waist, tn olden fashion. It is on the waist that the trimming is massed in Empire) belt, collar and sleeve puffi of latlnj or velvet In mauve, pink, Nile or leaf aria? rose; yellow or turquoise. If of a slender figure a full vest is added, or the lace alone furnishes the necessary full ness as there sre so many ways of using it, one of the prettiest being th deep collarette ruff falling in front to the Umpire belt, and then shortening toward the shoulders. II IIHHST II ItWj i 1 voice so that the whole congregation might profit by his acuteness, the old gentleman said, "What in the world do you want money to buy coal for when we heat this here church with OTree Press.

Her Vlew. There are some arguments which are unanswerable, and children often seize upon them. Marjorie is extremely fond of ice-cream. She was spending the day with her aunt and begged for a second dish of that cooling luxury. am afraid, said her aunt "that if any -more it will make you llcn! couldn't come to "But I could come just as soon as I got well, auntie!" said Marjorie, cheerfully, nothing daunted by this unpleasant possibility.

Probably no man approves of the way an old man tries to amuse Positively cure Bilious Attacks, Constipation, Sick-Headachy, etc. 25 cents per bo tUat' 16 TVrite for sample dose, free. nlwn-to; a dai cpmppja-a tively recent kings and queens re-1 ceived sitting stiffly on their thrones, F. SMITH CO.New York 'any marked change of posture being Has been Cured Dan be Cured and is Being Cored UPTURE to derogate from the royal dignity. They now receive standing.

San Francisco Chronicle. A lantern jaw does uot always give light to the countenance very day by mod- en bieehaalcal Mean. Our book tolls I. B. Snlqr ft Co-MaSSUt.