The Admire City Free Press from Admire, Kansas • 1

TO i I IHU-? ht lure Tim ail liou run out. w' ul mi. rroi i 'itilB Kki "XM oi "HAHW-I." iff Out rbnrvm 1 arft Du id iuui.i I Ha tick To i Pmm th unxl bo' 31ar Subscription Si 4X1 a veivemcnth 51. OQ i Dim Ms IM if nr. tn ikka pHr a (KHiSic-! U-ii li (aU-riirUoit p-Ul ft tfce ourta JJOVXfci COX.

Editor Proprietor. iO.lG TALK FOR HOWE riCMT FOR HOME PATROMZi HO. ADMIRE CITY, LYON RAN, FRIDAY, APRIL ffjf 88. PHYSICIAN SUIMJEON. Hm: oi or WMt of tlie ADilIRS HOUSE.

412 calls promply attended night or day. judnireCity ZECan. G. i TC I F. 5l D.

PUYSK'iAN SURGEON. VOL.TTT. Iwo of a i. Tby win tn lb I i i CAN AT ANY HOUR A' LUNCH Miss He'-tie and Mr. Sim.

Wilbur spent Sabbath with their parents returning Sunday evening to the We are now at 425 435 425 0OMM3RCIAL LT. Touor the run! oi. Aad von i la Ms And one oi th' gaa. Thr one bo i tbe fl Wai buried in.t ion. Dbd Is 1 1 other nUo Dd Uuke.

Uiei la My. OSS-os 35a.st-5treet. opposite Livery Darn, HENDERSON'S LUNCH COUNT A CONFECTIONERY JUST Norll of the Depot. FRESH BKE A PIES always aafta, Kan J. L.

Handy has constructed an enormous hot-bed and will soon ba ready to furnish all kinds os plants at the cheapest market rates The Fost-Ofnce Quarter's have been removed to a spacious bay window in the rear of building, tyus furnishing Admire with the coziest post-office in Lyou County. Assessor Best has about completed FIRST lOOIl SOUTH EMPORIA NATIONAL BANK, And are prepared to sell RELIABLE GOODS to the people of ADMIltE 50 1 i ti and Aurist COME BACK, WILHELMINAI ZU I Tkm a Hrw Ta-fc la Sllac tjh KrrTnt. rl I PERSONAL Will the younf womas who edited the Kravy depanmeut sad eorre.tS Bf at our foundry for two dy anrt the same on the eveulns (but were to SBWS our ci. SMBSBSSI to dine with as iaeS on. bacx Bt SttlS tn tt Park Row, 1 wk he left the cr tok.

r. and rbeewt Come back. Wilhelmina, atru bo tsr little sun beam ones uioie. one oaofc Practice devoted to the treatment of BUILDING MATERIAL of all kinds AT VE IT Pll CES. bwn EYE, EAR, NOSE, CITT Vicinity at the LOWEST PRICES.

Just Received A Large Invoice af Elegant New Designs in W. Paper Cieiinri Dccratioti at Parsons Drug Storm, Dont go to Emporia to buy your wall Paper as I will Compete with my wall Paper house this Side of the River the work of Assessing Ivy Townshij. THROAT. 2 GLASSES FITTED- The residence hnihlLnir of Riclnuu i The Best LIUII1 blUlii iisa aitu Best is rapidlr approahiug completioi rtmerc.a! St EMPORlA. under the skillful direction of Warrei.

A I Hufiman. a cents a 1 ard. OUR Lines of SHIRTING at lO, 12s ame grade, and have a large asset t- 0 X3 Billy McGrath's father was here taw I ment to Select from. v.hI 15 cents yard cannot be aturday and Sunday making Billy a visit. W.

T. eat fjrWjir and Ft CjIots, Ell Hi Misi Cora Ogleaby is sick with chict K4N LUMUJL i- Gilts -Flats Micas WhiUj Blanks AHM I PF en pox. Ill is Miss Lou Ferguson, teacher of 9S an I clTiHit'i uroiiuti our uvwinewu" a to raiu'U per clunteir. If you think best, ill i n't having company at the house, especially people who do tn.t belong lO Joiif Ml We will also strive, oh, so hard. 'O make it plcasantor for yon In every Way.

If we had known four oe years that children went odensivs to you it would have been diffeeun But it is too late now. All wo can ilo sow is to shut them up in a i ind feed them tironh a knot-hole, I they shriek loud etioih to give pnin tn vour 'robbiac hrow, lot no on In 1 te wi 1 overcome anv Sent men', 'we may feel twAa rueift ai end them to the Tomls, Since you went away we rat kow I and sc lUh wr. ie. ntw. slow Utile we cousidereil vour romforL The bests, 12, lfi, 25 cents Browns PAPER with borders deling Decorations to match at scho spent Saturday and Sunday witii Dr.

Hatcher in town. i'arsons. Win. Huff was in town and hk $100,000 IGO.CGv 3epita Surplus. imiliar laugh could be heardall over it.

NCH 50,000 FUUir SHAiitS TKEKS SAAG FRE HOSE in the CITY. OIK 35. CO. SB rents. COKSHTS.

0KLaSD8aSD SHIRTS: Kne It was noticible the hrmber of HvJo AND for sale at Lyon Co. Nursery. Drive girls in town last Saturday. ThJ ui. lown and get your Trees res! ity aoruud Admire has more pretty gin.

than any other neighborhood in thi state. ft Mi ntfrr. i'rices Way Down. Nursery 10 toil f. noor Tic DLALER CI 1 If KM FT AUK --Hardware ueaiers- jor.Ea kiuth of Ad Tjii a froai the pen oi coabmiod baclie.o.

-i. bit. Kf Miprr we cairiot be beat for This issue of the Fbke Puass is vei On lAVIKI. i'iTl f. 'tOOIl.

It P1.CMB. pNietath for wmjows'it I a i late. The principal cause has been KIlSO'3'. GENERAL MERCHANDISE tiOMEHTH. Low Prices and quality J'rice SO, 7' rents.

KNEILAND BROS. podtal lay in receipt of news We hope that after next week arratig- Of JEHSRTS paw have Complete ments will bo made to secure printing SUCH A3 ISAAC FKEVCH bas on riov the rlH ritEss close ui nome. ar iplea.ui tf Uiu as Diss. flBbs)'' made on Uve S1wk and Snminrcii! Uaper dis. aimnted.

Youir busine5 solie ted. DFwY GOODS, rarry a full and esnplete line of IMPLEMENTS, WAGONS, BACP, WIRE, STOVES and RANGES, PUMPS of ai! GUNS, REVOLVERS AMMUNITION, QUEENS A RE GLASSWARE, LAMPS LAMP FIXTURES, TABLE CUTLERY, PAINTS, OILS, BRUSHES' GLASS. PUTTY ciodia i out accounts with regard ton. fBSSasc4hMn T.daa and low tiaTTT" and remind subscribers in ariea. BOOTS, 3HOE3.

Don't Buy your Table Linen till tou that the arrearage una be paic at oaoe. Ilnniit by mail to Admire Box I V.otn cnan r.urfi ljJ.j a -ST- CLOTHING, NorioNa unnt AiroN K. Admire, or ay the amouut to the Bank of Admire or to J. D. Forebeck ilMuaA.MS a.

CLAIM TO HAV1C TUX, CMO jk laCTION OV i i JBI Til COURTY, AND WK KNOW WHATWH SAYS 18 FIRST LAPS. from OUR 10 cents SCRIM CLOTH. at tl Fke Pbkss building. M'COWN HARRIS, Loan Brokers We carry the largest and best selected It is also tie NEWEST thing for Stock of TINWARE in the County PERSONAL AND LITERARY. Flour, Bran, Shorts and Chopped FeeA GROCER I ES CURTAINS.

msowiaoo. MADE BY OURSELVES emfc It is said that Dean Stanley oooa of XX Tin. offered hia hand to Jenny Li ad ta We miss glad snide, atao toiUT-Tennsssee mai'hle cake and, our Ele. We" have learned a. naiyaM.

sson since you went erei it ilk that the blame should i ot Have on one alone. It hoild divided equslly. nvitig tne to. ksif it and tny tjw; othet Where we eirel diy ug up the h'niiie Oil the ol rlolft, steak or peech vobf to bear half of it hat Slot work, lllaine anW preserves do notuiv de up on he aamo. basis.

We are now in hmirl wl al' Biay lie eslled a sliding scale. Ws think you will like this better. We also made a grave mistake in the natter of nights out. While young, I formed the wicked and pernicious habit of having nights ont myself. I panletl for the night air, and would go-, a long diMnrice and stay out a lots time to get enongh of it for a ne nnei" then bring it home in a pajKr bap, bnt I can see now that it is lime for am remain indoors and give young )x oplr like yoiirse a chance, Wilhelminn.

So'if I can do any thing v. ninge whi you are out that will asist yon, such as stoning riiicins or neighboring windows, com and inc. 1 nm no cook, of coueae, but I ran peel Hpplcs, or grind ci IT -e, or hold your head for you when you need sympathy. ,1. cou'd also so learn to do the plnln cooking.

1 think, and friends who eome to )ee us after this have aymxt. to bring their dinners. There Is no reason why li.srmony -should not he restored among uii Emporia, Kan. We are also prepared to Sheet Iron Work on short marriage. do all kinds of Tin Roofing, Spouting Screen doorsat KNEEL At.

3rcs. CALL And See When Iu Emporia. Copper and Gladstone is a firm believer in tb good of athletics, and hit son, Herbert Gladstone, is president of ft National Physical Recreation Society that bas LOWEST PRICES 1 Kir'" I- EMIT notice A guarantee satisfaction. WE Mi) SO will forget all abut M. Thomas 3 recently been organized in yverpool.

EVER3T LADY sliould Look mm I'he Sew Dress Goods AtTBKNCii's of new designs at FRKXCH. LOW THAT hard times when Now that Dr. William Perry and Mr. W. R.

Sever are dead. Dr. William Goddartl, of Char'estown. i the SONS. oldest living graduate of Harvard Col GEO.

PALMER, DEALEFJS is Kentucky Blue Grass, Orchard Grass, ate. ictLAN os. lege. He was trn in 179S, graduated in 1816, and is the only living member Have for sale a large list of Fanning and Crazing Lands In Pfiyon and adjoining counties ranging in price from $5 to $50 per ere. We are sole agents for ome of the best bargains in ranches, farms and grazing lands WB Kansas and the West.

City Jrooerties for sale, trade and rent. Any information concerning real estate furnished free upon application. OflHe Democrat building. of his olass- trading with us. KNEELA BROS.

Ktitrefi at the Admire poaloHoe a ill mttr. Benjamin F. Butler considers a comparatively young man. AL FRESH. LAST AND DRIED MEATS.

though sixty-nine years of age be is as strong physically and mentally as ha nana THE BSBT ANB CHiVFEST AT TBS ILLIKUIS 8TOHS. PLOW SHOES THE I LISOtStT EE MAKES A 8PSCUL ever was, and has no intention of retir MAKKKT PRICK PAID FOK HIDES AND PELTS. ing from the active practice of his pro fession. He withes to die in the har PTTBtiBirro evi-t ram at. the old sun light coine hack to our ness.

TTTAa THESS AND ONLCsKLLa tree Governor Waterman, of California, ADMIRE. I.YON COUNTY. KANSAS Another 1 wi ll Ui write Icfore VV UATb ttuuu VAl. Fob Fust Class Musical Iustsum I upon assuming his seat recently, had all the money in the State Treasury 1 19 Commercial counted, insisting upon every seal of ererv bag i ig broken. The money.

caull Onion a hf.fcLAfi TvS. SIDE MEATb, SMOKED MBA.T3, SALT MEAT3 and BACON. ft, 100.000. was all there, and the Gov ernor gave an elaborate dinner to all who had a hand in the count. JOHN of Eskridge A well-known writer of Boston called at the Century nffice in this t-ity EMPORIA.

KAN. i. E. LAMBERT Attoriiey at Law. Oatcu-.

Emporia TfeltjiMl Bnuk BolW- iSfPORIA KANSAS. the other day, and, wtien she went ww, forarot her overshoes. Frank Stock- Wilcox White Organs TEMPLE ORGANS toB, the story writer, saw them, and at onee sent them to' her by mail with Pianos Pianos Gilbert's Haine's VALIANT CLOUD VHEN WEF.r WK W. N'T HF, IlgiT IN l)H' ajooihi- nn 1 00T3 amd a ion MEAN WtfAT Wat aU.f. WE r.

wi ibadb-ihe bdsi ajatsi iun HTUDI.V.iiai.'Y LOW. ANtJWEQlVl fra cobTOJtfcaa the benefit 1HAT I8 TiiE SEi. RET OV OUB SU'J- cxm. -S 1 close hi miiiutiiig personal. 1 siish to lake back uiy haiaii and hit'ep sur'l about vour sinrdng.

1 sad lhal jii sniift l.ke hli.nl- mill. I was mad hen 1 -a it, and I roa- yon. I was maddened by hunger and you told me it inu-h and mi.k was the rop lung for brain worker, and you reu -d to give me any 'out on mv di.nip.iitg. Goaded to nindiu ss Iv 1 said that 1 1 MHI2 like shinrle milt, it it was not my better, hiji er nature that spoico. It wu tnv gn cr and more rr-rn'ric nature tlrit a-eried it end I now dedre to tua it k.

Vou 'o not flug like a hhingio mnl; at least 'U imiclu.i to miiead a ipractice enr. Your vol lis diom volume, ami vi hen your upper rugsUtt is closcii mellow or than any slitngie mill I ever beartl. Come ksssfc, WBhvhahsBj. We need you evory nir. After vou went nway we tried to set this note: Officii Or TOS CKKTUBV New York.

DEALERS IN Mrs. Dear Madame: Without expressing any opinion In reg rd to the 1 terary merits or the uelosed articles, permit SM to gay that they seem unsu table for the columns SMALL KSTBUME2fT8 0 EVERY DESCRIPTION Will sell cheap for eash or on easy terms without any charge for interest. TER tTr K-KvaUCKW 1 1 i i LOAN AKU AL AG NT. of this magaz on. Respectfully yours.

Tut Cihtuiit Company, per F. a M.aa DAtwKief pv irae to Lyndon aat week, visuing Oritbth. A liealthy growth of the town is pre dieted this spt ing by the husiness men. Several loads of ties are now piled up at the depot awaiting the co istruction gang wlio will put in tlie switca Uj.iu coal shaft. Kmiri are qu.it j' pKntiful this week in r.nrard to Vans railroad fromEaipjria vii A 1 aire to Lawrence The Allen ani ffwueas store will uue to lmire tYu week.

RiV. limit Bmk ot Emporia nlut id se vices at the City Hall iiay and Saturday evening. Brown is a gco tAlKtr and hU sermons are highly approciateJ. W. F.

irsjnsnow jsts Ibane ith hit "own vine and tig tree," having mpveti during tha front eud of As week iuti his new residence. The Admire Housa has been undergoing and putting on some new spring in the shape of fresh paint and now sails i iIjJ iJj 'Ta3 South ern." Rev. Hrown preachel a vr pointe sermt iat smd evening oa Ih .1 joct of C. D.ities. E.

C. I'aine iniloaota car of or: on Monday, ilru. one of ou moL-t s. b.tan'.i'.'d far.ue.s. Sovuq last mo itii, a str.i ig Emanuel Gonzales, the Franch writer whose death has just been announced, owed his start in life to We Fancy tans FYOD KNOW V7itAT OOOO FLOOR IB WHEJt V.

1 0" SEE IT. Q1VX TOOB8HL A I CALLTSO AT TUB ILI.t ronsT ax, r.tjaB OF Maih A Skcohd Ay. Kmile de Girardin. Having the young GIBBY man introduced to him, the fumous editor exclaimed the moment he heard the bread we had seen yon do it, but it was not a Miecesa. 'Jhc nent ruAcocs I the name: "I would like you to write a series of Spanish sketches for La Presse.

"BuL" said Gonzales, "though LOANS MONEY on improved Farms and farming lands at lowest rates. -SEAL ESTyTE BOUGHT St SOLD. ffici: Northwest career Sixth Ave, and tteioerciai It, entrance on Sixth Ave. Emporia a 1. Que ens war and Glassware.

1 am of Spanish descent, 1 know noth day it came oft' the nest with a litter of small, sallow ml is whio'i would e-ist lbs action of acids. If yon can not I'HtSi buck, will yott plea wiile and how yon are ireitoi aiong and how vou contrive to ing of Spain and have never been (OLDER BELT IU A V. RKMKo li WE BUT BT TKK CAB OAD AND AI ABLE AND WILL1N6 To SU.L Jl BT AS -OVV AS AN YON I here. matter. Articles signet Gonzales' are sure to oe read." W.

F. PARSONS BECGS BOOKS H0T10NS Priuts. Oils. Varnishes, Wall-Efer. FLOUR, FEED, ASB SIMM inrt a r-hoh-s Into home-made mxa es -read up" on Spain and mm roi.e Spanish s' orles which Bill Nye, K.

U'orU. Garden and Grass Seeds, Fotatcss, MM Daniel Webster's Death. Ir Look at EAGLE Liste I has I ecu said that Daniel Webster also plows, iiaiiuws cultivators. tnd Cultivatars the best died of a broken he ait. eattaetl by hi losiiii' the Wlii' in.

a. nation, and 1 PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY PREPARE (JEVTS WANTED hCifMio A-e-jfsw ti- ug A ttm.l cc wthletid ttili. nee n.f pto-E3 ponvier neome. Af rut cini acverai IfebdtrfefctjMMCsi a OTmai-diotimBagt'-F-oa ftu prrtrj ewtMiuslbili jr mm nreat awsrpperofic ani i. am tl.t oar is tb twt know a nil equippwl w'm A.b plaoiog ftiTrti MMM 10 Ofwurwri wjnm to vdTrtj tm the I tuimi9 mku tlM'fqniteiaoriii m.tk tu-u ipMp ejB-t wilf pr Aien i 4re womn.

if infonn'Hl an 1 gMf oth.oi'itYtio vertuinp ftfgsflMN i 4M App br IhW lo Git a. P. A C. Ad Burenii, 10 Ynt.uti luilbarW wul eiatut worts' at K'iEELA'tD Qrcz. mmd uw loih.wing ituts inobh-nt, which is to the point: The night after i.

Websle." lost the nomination, the IF YOU WANT THE BEST FLOCR Marine Hand irrcnnde.l hn. l) I stiipped at John iCivller'd a.i I i (oi) inr.viii'r at liis nousc no or ouii-r ftigniy praised fir their "local color. Jiihu M. Kapena, whose death is ami, leed in the latest newi-budget from toe Sandwich Islands, was a fuil-I hnh'd Hawaiian, who had been prominent in pnlilie life for many years. From 1870 to 1880 he was Governor of the Islam! of Maui.

Then he went as Minister to Japan, iir.d on his return Was ma le Prins Minister. He remained at the Is of the Government fnr twn years, served subsequently as Postmaster-General, and was Finance Mini-iter in the Gibson Cabinet which was overthrown last Juiy. Mr. Ka-pena aceomp inied King Kalakana on hi visit to this country in 1874. and again made a tour of the United Stales two years ago.

HUMOROUS. w. Bstowa A co.or Tim MOMST'IR WILL SUPPLY YOD 4 lOWKHT POUSI.LB fSBBOES TnRY WOtTi.il LIKE FOK VOL' Tv COME AND EXAMINE TIIEMt S0C LLI NO 8T0RL LiliijJi-U! I I fir USi AGENTS WANTED a peculiar manner, s.atni-; tu.ic he wa a S3al tiuior an.l tint peoplt thought hilB crazy. A fe days aft his visit a n-i-nber of papers fota near the place containing a number recomjnJ itions and teaaers tert.l: cateet3. Ti puv'i i-' in the poe -sion of J.

IL wd wilt rvi them to the rightful o.vner it lie send his ad.lrs.is or if aotaJ of hi friends will cominuuioate witli hi a. We ondcrtaud that the noted 1 v. case lies i) jo.i app juled to f.ie court Foster was Co ova E- nsn Has If BIBI WUKTHKa TOO Hl'Y on it ft lit II j. nee rou.ji:- 1 jCr jstiKg, Wire Signs, I I 1 1 1 15 Jsk Office 1 uiUnsr Window 44M larUs YirLutl.isanleverr I Its' axipi4Mi WLo Work. 7 Xun til lie's Farm ledger nail Jllrtl orloul ADCooiitaiit.

330 paw, 9x13, weighs 3K lb: 830 pages Itfleu to suit 32 different acvxinta and r-ewtis. One hour's time each otth wili in order. Complete Law Guiue for farmers jrtth all aecMiary Legal Forum, tiistor) of Qriuns Uuiiialed Medical Uepurtuient, Thiojrs Worth Knowing, Postal Law Statistics, and Scrap Isook epleuuJid of the State in which the boob tffiAiM united Stat-g Mao. Comr'iete Refer WEO DAYS TiiADE 13 DULL 11 i TWJ i PODNOt 5 80LDI.NONKA rERNOO A I a DAXU A AT Ttlil A fOAl mi Hitwwn oot PtDFC' PiiCiC QK.i;i.'.V FIXD ivTCEl'A. fCt Hiatory of aach year'.

businewi-10 isxwience needed. The bonk selis it em a i Cf A Bbrn of life was visible, but the bind play. I an I the rrovd cheered until a window in the second story a- raised, and Webster appeared in his night costume. When ihe deafening cheer with which he was rece'vod had auli-sidisl. he rested his hands on llie nln-dow-sdl, and loai i ig forwnriU se.k in a clear vet sad tutic.

conelmU ing remarks nm lliesci "11 y. 1 em glal lo so- you. but this Is the lift time vou will hear my voir. 1 en going to mv home, mid 1 feel that 1 airs pain to my home to din." A lew months later. Ouiobcr XI, i lis died at his nun in Ms w.

.1 c's'is. Stagasit: of a ait I sat alongside of a lady la a ev car tin- other day on my way down town. She was elegant an to uUlre mi4 intelligent as to visage. She was reach ing, or rather looking over, one nf th leading magasiiie. and evi and anon, when it iM'caniu neessary move ward a page, she mo I her iudex ringtir her hand was incased in a glow ft a paper-cutter.

Shades of Tom Dibdial -what a mess she -u-ide of iL torn, ragged and by tho tim we were half way down town that poif rjdje Sunday, visit ig F. P.rso i family. i Rob Bl-sI wiil farm 25 1 acrss of GRANI CoojraiiMioii it uf TB Ei CAM wis WSSSt amed also MiS boy, btMe DaraoiT. Mica. BSK5KG, 1.

iIEESijairHta. this year. As aruutier Rob Is a BPB'IAUn ti FLOCi AND BSSUtasBl AWAY DOWN FOKCA IL I "wsi oft vswfc t.Iae success. Sam Moore and Misa Siella Shaftt visited Fmporia Saturday. We hear a new batchf will 1 The Boat "STare Made for tho Eltcaen.

urod fcy ivb, by i artfe. WW, We have a stock merchandise. We bought our lot and contr.icted for thehuilding before there was'auytliing on the etcapt the irveyjrs' stikes and prairie grass. We have had over twenty year experience in the business, We came here to stay and to make this onr future home. Our stock consists of DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, HATS Caps, Boots, and Shees, Groceries, Queensware, Glassware, Flour, Meal, Motions, and a large stock of goodnature, all of which we offer at bottom prices.

We pay cash for goods and sell for cash. BUSINESS in business and money will talk, Come and Igocds OTTO is DEALING. Quality and quantity as represented. Weight and measure full. As fast as we ascertain what is needed we will try and keep it We fully realixe the many obstacles in our way as a new town, but we are here to work for the deet interest of onr town and community, and wili do what we can in our feeble way to get to the front that we may compare favorably with our sister town.

COME A SEE US WE WANT TO GST ACQUAINTED with yon whether yon buy anything or not. We will treat you kindly and ssk you to come again. eate here in a few from CouucirGro There are over i-even mill 'on pores in the human body, mid yet wo are Mirpr sed because some meu an sponges. A young man may have an honest ring in his voice while talking to his best girl, but it doesn't go unless he has an engagement ring in it. juer chant Traveler.

She Jacob, Jacob, 1 hat dropped tur Limber bar creese oud of back vindow!" He "Vot a galaniities! Now will come to us pretty quick ter Board of Health m.t ein cholera case." N. Y. Sun. Policeman (in citizen's dress to brother officer iu saloon Suutlav morning) "It's whisky, Denis, and we got the waiter dead to rights. Shall 1 arrest him now?" Denis "No; let's have a few more drinks lirst." E-cianjc.

Counstd ('o witness) ds it possible. Uncle Kaslus. that you would swear to what know is not true for a single paltry dollar? Uncle Rastni (indignantly)- sidi! de gcauuen guv nic two dollars." harper's liazar. Jack "Ethel, 1 am ashamed of you, 1 saw that Frenchman in tho conservatory kiss.ng vou repcateillv. For Kalo ly all 8tov, and lioUSO Iea.iers.

The band played out of ors Satir. dav evening the 14th, for aLout a. hoiir and a half. 4f CCLlv I cek end bura to OfMSun this paper. W.

Parsons to-c budJenly sio' from the Paris Green in his paiut, whi! magav.iiie was a Mgnt A Doubtful SssMSBii -De ruslei (who has fir rotten tho HssM of an ac-quaii tmce and wishes to rocsil it unobtrusively) "Uy the way -your peculiar name; 1 nsk how you spell It?" Acquaintance "Cie.tnlnly. BQ w-n." DePuyster (expressively) "Ah!" fssLjaai, "Here's a piece in the paper nbout an Indianapolis worn whose voice can be heard a mile," said Mrs. Slasher to her husband. "Well, dear, don't bn jealous. You may not bo much tin a mile dash, but your staying qualities are certainly unsurpussed.

IfwtAiWf ton Critic Cousin George "I've a confession to make to Grace, uu ahing I've intended to tell you for some tim and Grace fwho has been na. you're rigliL it is her GEE THAN KirffE-TENTHr the Spices and Condiments used ara adnlteruted. To introduce BpioSS into every homo, we aro eendiisg rll over tho country my feelings ippi-ned b) belong Ut mt liuvtc Atiiti r. painting his window blinds iast Tu" day. He immediately took an antidoti and was nil light in a it i.ir.,.

C.F Hill tatSa a larr i' i. tre delivery here this wivk, i two loads .1 trees. Tho Karid now practiae on uada. and Saturday (chaxges paid) our WXi isJLLlL brand SPICE SOX23, con- tainiag full quarter pound caa "This tive-dollnr gol.1 piece yoa gave me this nioriiin' is coiinterf.dL' said a vagal amd to Jatiies T. ISraity tiio late witty lawyer.

"1 didn't git you a gold piece; I gaw jo i a my good fellow." "Yrti i.xiaut give mo a bet sfc thla by niir-take tht i. 1, oy u.tui on mill ui tientl wa on -e tism ia cxi THi- Mi T. pro- eouidn t. Jack sjsy t-tMux vi grouaa awpio miirwipyi, Br CIoTcs, Feppcr and Muatard. Bant by meil (or express) to any edJiv-sa Li tho TJ.

8 or Canada, upon raoeipt of FilAKICELL BROTHERS PACA SfSCE rvllLt-S. ng- iJ "Ob, George! this is so sudden faf er MACHINES, tor UlCS CS, SitX MITTS, HCS1 EKY, MECJC WHITE G4SOD3 arr far rr.il iii Ethel you may keep It I "You couldn't? Why not? "1 can't speak French." a signj out, goon." "Well, W. H. BROW CO Piu I'm goin- tj be cauMli price (32.00. Address, 1312.

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