Weir Daily Journal from Weir, Kansas • 2

3 SPRING TERM, 1895. A POSSUM SUPPER A MODERN SOLOMAN. Like all good towns Weir City is Weir Daily Journal afflicted with sorehead and one of Kl'DISIlX BYKB8. Proprietors n. C.

RudUIII Frank A Byera. the family, called Weighmouth for convenience, or just Mouth for abort, A TiSUE STOKY. EADER3 were you ever at a ...1 ,1,1 1 1 fill 01 1 niHiQIUIl TH2 Entered the Postofflce at VTelr CItj, Manga for transmission through the mall Secoad ClaM mall matter. supper? If you were you can real was taken with a literary fit last week, and after tying bis legs in a beautiful bow knot around the back of his neck, wound his tongue about his false teeth, spat on his faber and ize to some extent my feelings of pleasant anticipation when three day TEN CKNTS PEB WEEK. Kansas Texas Store; vs.

All Competitors before the Christmas of 1894 I was the recipient of a cordial invitation meekly retiriug in the- shadow llAILWAY TIME TABLES. K. F. S. A M.

R. R. mouth ROITN D. SOUTH BOUND. WEST BOUND, of his pomposity, fiendishly fired at to present myself at the hour of ten us he following sample ol one or uis o'clock at the elegant and spacious So 4M 12:47 a m.

No 40B m. No 407 niirht. swpfiis thronsrh the col- rooms of the Hotel de Poruyea, there Et.M.. urns of the Columbus Modem Light: No 412 11:24 am. Train No.

4i)4 runs to Kansas City via Pitts ll. tlt-ttt to meet and assist my several friends in the mastication of that rare and IJUPJ, liriincv aim Tim Daily Journal suspended I rfllll llll. I xiniimia i-j Train No. 412 runs to Kaunas City via Chero- publication yesterday to make some nftpnVd iiuDrovemeut8. It will re HdQ aim uiiniu.

toothsome delicacy baked possum OFOPINM FOR THE and sweet potatoes. It was years open Monday it can fiud enough In the Matter GOOD MORNING. since I had irritated my appreciative men ready to be aupeu. The above salution is a good one Mr. Whey mouth (who, by the palate with the tender and Juicy little way, is no kin to Klabberface, not creature, and while I am anything from the fact that this is oar first is 3ue as a morning daily.

withstanding contrary reports) after wiiPtlipr the Journal will live but a gourmand I frankly confess I had all a school-boy's and counted the hours intervening the turning a neat double oacK somei and thrive is a question that must be sault off of our unsheltered head, Gr Fresh, First Class. Goods, in contact with. Inferior, Second Grade Goods at same xrices. promised feast. At last the long flops his featherless wings and tries answered by our citizens.

We make no pretensions of a large subscription wished for moment arrived. I closed the same game on our worthy mayor Hat our modestv will not permit as follows: my office, scattered my business to and there is room on our books for T)r Kino- is auite elated over the the four winds and with love in my many more. There are other papers fact that he was elected mayor. If heart for my friends, kindly wishes would nount off the illegal votes in our city which arc trying to earn a of peace and good will toward all, and those cast bv the "Allybamma livlihood in the same lines as ourselves and we only ask a fair and negroes he would be about 125 votes repaired to the scene of pleasure prepared to fill my cup to the full of in the hole. just share of the public patronage enjoyment's choicest brands.

My Information tiled at Weiiv Kansas, April 27, 1S95. Can it be possible that the recent election was the cause ofi the above After a week's renovating and a heart was light, 1. trod as it were upon air, I seemed to. be. in touch with small amount of rest, we start in on our labors with renewed vigor and a tho whole world, with these feelings determination to make our paper the creased in volume until it became a best in southern or eastern Kansas Much new material lias been added and the office lias been enlarged and rapid succession by, inferring that we were out without our.

doll rags, and intimated that our grandmother. was dictating the policy of our paper. That made us mad, but we contained our wrath, long enough to ask the office, "devil" if our hat was on straight and requested him to take a chair but kept our eye on the chair to see that he did not have the bursts of wisdom? The boaes of Sol-oman must have rattled like a pair of Spanish castanets and the shades of Franklin chased the lights of Pluto from Wey's cravat clear around to his celluloid collar, button. We have been, ruthlessly, slandered, our mayor's proud name has been bedraddlec" in the streets of Rome and the "Alabama Coon" has been mistaken for a by vulgar eves. But above the din and con made more com fortable and neat.

An almost complete new job outfit has been placed i and our facilities for predominant. Why should I. not when entering that gorgeously decorated aud magnificently furnished apartment with its elegant and massive sideboard, its handsome and costly the. beautifully executed paiutings of the honorary members, the generous profusion of well and carefully selected settees and other so necessary on these occasions. The highly polished floor and over all the blaze of emanating from the numberless and costly electroliers, making a harmonious neatness of design or promptness in execution cannot be surpassed! any roar, and for a few moments I surely thought the erstwhile smiling and harmonious guests would tear that possum hunter limb from limb.

Their rage knew no bounds, pandemonium supreme, their eyes filled with the baleful light of chagrin dissapointed appetite, Man occame auimal aud they turned on each other. Garments were torn off, and, oh the shame of it, two of the guests in their wild and insane passion assumed the gai'b of pugilists- and liM let me omit fuithoivdetaU, for wheal recall this scene my team-whirls and I can building with it. He sat down with a thud that where. Whatever of credit is found in our mechanical department will be shook the city ball, smiled at us fusion occasioned bj the above notes can be heard Wey's convulsions as he goes into successions laughing a fatherlf-way and asked us how we w.Me getting on, at We-bi our lower. lip till the blood out our hat pin and began sharpi ing the paper, cutter, on.

the sidX the paste pot. Weldy smiled jifbt if his wife, had asked him for a spells, and5 gazes longingly at, a and brilliant whole, the memory of basket of typhoid hen eggs. which can never be lopt to me, flow The Journal was not started with scarcely command mj self to wi ite should I feel, I sav, when with the Atrve tu One tall young man, the expresswh tho" object fowmjg any oilier light name he smiled like a Frenc'h danc-. duo to the' skill of foreman, Mr. Vu F.

The issue this morning is a. fair flamplo-of what our readers may. expect each Sunday henceforth. The literary, society, sporting and distinctive features each, the direction, of parties thoroughlvwcrsed in their respective Other brunches added justifies. Owing to a change ia the business amtngemeatof the Journal, it is imperative, that all the old.

business be ol happiness and good, my friends gather- on whose face I can never, never for newspaper, or snowing' under the pro in. or master and tried to part his hair snip prietor of one. There is ample room ed. ariund me with outstretched get, its look of murderous hate being simply Suddenly his hend hands dud me welcome that 1 was raised and as the weapon in ins in Weir for us all, without treading on toes that are purposely placed in our Wo prefer to walk around. U'asp glittered and -sciutilated in the.

Neither do we care to agitate, anv light, felt my heart thump like mtebty hammer beating ngainst ray. with one hand while he pulled his era-. vat. from behind his left' ear, with, the, other. A pleasant, hour, was spent chatting.

about various branches of; the work and. ho left the office in ray. of sunshine behind, his uuchang-able good nature. His returned Friday. After taking, he elevator, to the -third fbor (from the top) of the office, weweie ushered into the sanctum of the Great: by a page matter with, a party ia.whose head a breast.

I as rooted to the floor, eoitimate argument, would, rattle Therefore if those, who like a dry pea in a snare We shall conduct a legitimate, newspaper should that night be witness, to one of the. most fiendish and. inhuman crimes ever perpetrated, upon, an innocent and unsuspecting.victim. Oh, thou.ttMirciful and forgiving God help me to, forge'! When I. recall that hour, strong man that I become weak as a child, aud, my blocd as it were freezes within me.

But readers listen and will tell you all. The guests were all refreshments passed and passed again; are in arrears will kindly settle, many fascinated; I could not move and my staring eyes seemed to be locked in their sockets, could see his mur complications-. in our books will b.e one thatishall not spell words with bknk3 or, use exclamation points, to iu liverv. The gorgeous spiencior or: Oui friends and patrons are Invit derous- designs were directed upon bne, of, the guests taking no part id denote oor meaning. We shall try the -furnishings, so, dazzled, us that for a moment we could, only Sweot." Scattered profusely.

to call and inspect our plant and wnvshalL. be pleased to. take orders the mad whirl, but apparently dis; gusted, was reclining in aa, aleove about the office were statues and. foil job work or place names on our with his head resting on the back of not to degrade our columns with the slime of newspaper. controversies, but will protect ourselves, when assaulted, to the best of' our, ability, and with as clean weapons as-we, can, find naintinp-s: ''Psvche," "The Stray," a settee, his hat drawn over his eyes, Beemtnglyto shut out: the.

sight so "Reconciled," "The Parting," "Rebecca at the Tub" no, "the' Well" and all the leadinff portraits of bright eyes sparkled aud flashed with pleasure; lips trembled with laughter; the merry jest, theconvivialexchange of thoughts and the, long ago but never, to be forgotten possum subscription Read this issue carefully and if -anything of worth or iuterest can be found therein, hand in name if, you have not already In our locker. distasteful to him. With a tiger-like bound the fitud sprang towards his ous feminine beauties were scattered, dfiinc so.i If you are interested in the Our city council should see that in. quaint, profusion in corners and i nooks or, hung, by suspenders, from raids, at the old hoiae farms, all were victim. The spell was broken but alas, before the attack could be frus success of the Jouranl ei couyage it the street are named, and numbered, the 1 discussed, all, were happy; care cast by, speaking, a good word to your The oroDhet' was seated i on aside: pleasura was rampant, yester looking toward a free mail deli very in a few more years.

The city is neighbor, We shall labor ii ceasnntly trated bright the quick, report andi the- dastardly, deed- was- done. Then indeed, and latest edition of, Webster, artisc? day, and tomorrow were forgotten, for the good the communitj', and rapidly growing and' branching' out, when like magic the. word was passed placed on a soap, box, A batteii coal scuttle, half filled witsandwas the advancement of Weir City, Cher around the. possum hunter, had then. in the deep silence thai did i these men, realize to leaning asamst, the wall, and was okee county, and the grand of arrived.

Ye G-odsLThe excitement, Kansas! what lengths their ungovernable pas used alternately as a-, spittoon, and a scrap receptacle. The editor of tho great Moral Mover: was in. while exclamations! pleasure sprang and this thing done now will, avoid many complications in the future when it will be a necessity. By incorporating adjacent, suburbs the population would be increased at least and then, we would, not sion had carried them. Every vctce from, every throat, 'whar dat thfir cireumstantiallj' convicted, San, murderer, has was hushed, every, red and angry 'Ha's a dandy, possum, up a gum.

tree, chcekJost its unnatural fiiush only to champions in tho shape of half de and castingaway, their, cigars they ta.ented.Jady ci who declare that prepared to mak; IhcmseLves pre be far from, free mail, delivery. The council should look into the matter and what there is ia it; realize, the burden of shame they had in theip. thoughtlessness brought! upon Willing stntable, for the, banquet ouly to be called order. by the mighty possum hunter who, after the-dea-feniug, ap hands and sympathetic hearts quickly, and with the silence off death: were Weir City's- base ball: team. i has plause with which, he was- greeted done more to -advertise our, progres he is andaa angel i in, These creatures do not, represent' American womanhood.

Kven if Durant were innocent the evidence so far introduced stamps, hi in, as- a soulless, scoundrel, of virtue, would be belawi the. wilds-ofi Madagascar- commenced Turkish cap, with tassel to. maicn his blushes, smoking gown and a pair oi hand embroidered gan.sand; was thoug.hfullyi chewing; his pencil at the end where the rub-; ber oiight to have He removed his pencil from his face when we it in the mucilage bottle, shook-hands and politely told, us to findia board and, biiiild ii seat. We. did so.

lie then tapped the bell and jtold, his, to bringj in the -di'inks-r-er, is we meant to, say, two hard boiled eggs and a.plato gum, I To sum, it alb u.p..i we spent a mot pleasant, with the. apostle of southeastern -Kansas journalism and left lu-ra as we found him scratching tendered, but, too late! late! The deadly kodak.h ad Us work, sive little, city-throughout, our. slate the order of the evening; and the J. and western all other enterpiises. If you cannot assist the delicacies that, had been prepared post! for, the occasion the re- boys fiaandally encourage them by a njftrk.that.uufortUiUatly, he bad been Sometime ago we took occasion to ftinsr, that, aooeared in kindiword.

'We, have good team, an.energetici raaiwgeiv in the- person We- have pitched i southeastern Kansas jpnyaalisra curve la the unable, to, secure'. possunj. No ppfl' vile nvonster, infamous shape of this issue- that: canuati be. of Mn thorough the Galena Republican, at; women in, general arid ourselves in partieulttr, as we 0r pencil was too short Hint t. No Thentheper youjfg Help thein.

jured villaio In explanatioa w.en,t on to write in syiiw lu-nin sn we lust did the touched with a ped wood saw. log Attend ciiurcJi', thi morning and encourage, youftpufc. iy you, pres- to -say that, the, Cow, creek, possum, The advertisements of oujr live- blOU IU uui.wii"'-., best we could and i have regretted it were of.BOUithern extraction and, laid he, foand ia the ever since regretted. because owr conbcience hurt, us' for attacking a so low. during the Kausas.

winter, months 'twas Impossible, to seewm Great is Weldy Stryfeer haye, put, awning in-ifront of their store whlchi not only adds to the com fort 'but tfc the the.huildingj,. Jou.ajiAi.3- columns; Glance aver thenv. the bargains-, contained gubscrllte now, great, bod, in a ffhoulish clee he called on one, A murmur. felt, ratuer, taan therein i i parptuze, public heatdjuiiyutbe. guests, quickly, and.

ulxaosti insulteUi us twice in. it. AS i.