The Mineral Cities Times from West Mineral, Kansas • 3

WH Of? MARS. ffi Mim CIIISS You Cant 1 -WnpU of flnet Hoarding Every Ore rwtr. BY CHAS. W. GRANT 'Hfford Do It Now SUBSCRIPTION $1.00 A YEAR BaWtM itoiiiil clnBS umil.tr June 4, J3(U, jjFfave Kletfeet White ihe peopte a the planet op; Mars are BHpposed to bo vastly super i tor la erory way to the inhabitants of this earth, according to Prof.

Leat-1 er Ward, of Drown university, tbey have only about 1 ,000,000 wore years' tt ptot file, at West Mineral, Kansas onder tMAol of Cnfrrea of March jntii, L-And take the risk of colds and THURSDAY, JAN. 23, 1008. Wc have vour size to live, while th people of tbla woi pneumonia 1 01 1 .1 aro oaty. uvgiuiuua weir tinnu, Peters' Sh.es, just the right 8JJM Vflw.ooo quatTly for winter wear, a- what- TMrat will kill the Martians, tb Thb Baxter Republican tfneienKttil1y up there. Most depot awoy from Neutral 'thai 1 4t'M Xt' fwkm -tt ww -ewawd every- rft I IMilUTiaCrlCr -thing bare sottish i 1'ae same way phwwt all tke wiille toalt.

Jeweler and Cents Furnisher hydrogen, one of the two components the Baxter people are now (m hi footing wltfi the Neu-li w.1 people, us iht Liaxt.tr station is as uear Ntutial as it is Bax- If you re tkinking of building or making any improvement' on your pi. ice do it. now. Lumber will much harder to get in a few weeks, coiisiTjUfntly prices will be higher. )ou't put it off too long end remember that the place to get il.e host uimber at the lowest prices is at Mulholjands.

water. This process Ua proceeded so far on Mars that mcn.it of the liquid refreshment of its inhabitants, assuming it bus such, is confined to narrow circles about the two poles. It Is made available for, the uses of the Martians only by means of an intricate network of canals. "On Mars we can, ns it wore see with our own eyes. 'a race of vast au-tlcjnity and supreme wisdom, clingiDg desperately to the orb that bore it, half gaBplng for breath, and hoarding every drop of its precious water, but doomed in the relatively near future to face the lingering death of a dying world." This gloomy picture, Prof.

Ward says, is in store for the people of this earth, but there Is no need of worry at the present time, as it is years distant. Seventeen patd a giv-tn point the rood about half way between Sesmnion and Mineral Sunday all goii t.ov.aid Scaainum and rot one fcoing west. Srannnon iVmi'I ilie hub, Scamniou Miner. Possibly, the editi.r of the Miner saw a fui'enl precession. "Us i ve us a call.

Prices VVhea in need of anything in the lin? if t7 if i.tur. on ranges and ctuches ate greatly reduced. Be sure to call for tickets on talking machine with each cash purchase. 1 N-xi ttr lion raom thb Antilles. Ckamberlaia'e Cough Itemed; Benefits a City uiicilman-at Kings-titi, Jautivioa.

Mr. VV O'Reilly Fogarty, who is a member ot the city council at Kiugiioii, Jamaica, Indies, writes as follows: "Une bottle of Chamberlain's ough Remedy had iod effect on a cough lhat nit- iinuble alio I thins 1 shpulil have been iiime quick i relieved if I had continiifd tne tenncly. That it was beneficial a 'd q'lick in relieving tne there is dunbtand it i my iiitftition to obtain a ether bottle." Forsale by Imrke Pros. Drug Co. "Catholic Church Mass every Sunday at nine a.n.

Sunday school 2:30 p. Evening services 7:30 to which all are invit Rev. Kkkd Pn-tor U. B. Chnrch.

Sunday School at 10 a.m. Preaching at 1 1 a. m. Preaching at 7:30 p. m.

Prayer Meeting Wednesday nights. Rev. Carroll Pastor. Baptist Char oh. Regular service 2nd and 4th Saturday and Sundays.

Young folks league every Saturday at 6 o'clock. E. Church Dxreotory. Sunday school every Sunday morning at 10 o'clock. Baxter Springs wails a gentlemanly, kn hc-med gambler, one that 'will gne up bis money with a smile.

One the Baxter papers, after cc intrdii the city council theie for suppressing slt machines, has thi1 to say for the class gambler, hey have at Baxter: "A gambler as a general thing is one of the most liberal hearted men in the community, and will give to the needy with a smile, but a little tin-horn, is always looking for more instead CEUSDA.Y, JAN. 28 McGhie Theater, Columbus L. HU HO LAN 44 SUCCESSOR TO J. T. SHALL LUHBER CO.

Attest JVIineral Kansas. of giving up a cent. Out with; them or make them work like others have to." A Big Husiral Ex travagnnza Seethe New Royal Collapsi-ble Go-Caits, the cart that is a Cart, folds into space 17x23 inches, at Mulholland's. In a communication to the house of representatives Monday Secretary of the Interior Garfield transmitted the request of Ditec-tor George Otis Smith ot the g-eolognml survey for appropria- "1-g-ating for the Publication Notice. tin.

is Pmieiiiug every Sunday morn-1 piHft Court of Cherokee Coanly. i i "nnfniima: -'V intr at ti mmv lnTjnSui AiUmuii, PlulmliT J. Kp worth' League meeting each Sunday night at 7:30. Dr.U. A.

D. Collclmo pbysfefan Surgeon Surgery a Specialty W. Mineral and dollars is askVd f.r the establishment and qnij nitiit" of a station for "investigation of tntlh-ods of minimizing "a i. emails ynd dangers in mines, and is asked to defray the cost of inves- Prayer meeting every Thursday night. Junior League Sunday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock.

A cardial invitation' is extend- Elli'H Aiknmu, PefrndHUl, TIip Slnlc o( Knimas to Ellen On-i'iitix: Yiu arp hon-liy n.tlflrd ttin.i jmi hnvc hfn Uif auive imini'd plain i ill. In 1I1R uliuve ei'titH'tl c.hihi'.. in tin- abi-vc i.iiinw oil. liic iii Hie Hi'1 iil.tlie abuvr nam- i-cl Dourt. Biti UiR la CNiliiniliUi), nun tli.it inunt kiiswit Hiiid i.ti or bt'fure tho It 1 clny i.r January.

tltf ftvcnni-iits of sniri p- titlmi will brliiM-n im tim-Hiid a mi-tit ri'iitlci-f (i In biicI c.hish (llvorcih): Hip -iimintift from yuu rihI Kiiiiilit olmntilT toa ti'istH Vvm. Aiknmu I'laitilltV V. StiP'-s Any. fur Piaititiff. I Attest C.

II. McNuv. Cleili of District Court tigatingmine accidents and their "ed to everybody to attend these prevention and the improvement services. G. E.

Kitchen, Pastor. I for Fancy new patterns of steel and cast ranges just received. Walbeits Tlmberlake of the condition in mines. This is a step that should have been taken before the horse was sloi-en, but it is belter late than never. The only thing we could suggest would be that the appropriation should be twice It depends upon the pill you take.

DeWilt's Little Early Risers are the best pills known for constipation and sick headache. Sold by Burke Bros. Drug Store. Indigestion Our Guarantee Coupon Skating is recemmerdtd by every physician in the country as beiDg the most healthful exercise one can take. It is a pleasure the old can enjoy a3 well as the young.

Arty lady desiring to learn will be furnished skates free of afternoons. Hours Afternoons 2 to Evening 7 to Ladies 15c, Gentlemen 25c, Ladies free Wednesday uighti Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a Safe Medicine for Children In buying a cough medicine 'for children, never be afraid to When you want the best, get DeWitt's'Carbdlized Witch Hazel Salve. It is good for littie or big cuts, boils or bruises, and is especially recommended for iles. Sold by Burke Bros. If.

after osine two-thirds of a $1.00 bottle of you can bonostly say it lnu not bona-liied you, wo will refund your money. Try Kodnl today on this Kuarantec. Pill out and ipn the following, present it to the dealer at tho limf! ot purehasR. If it nils to satisfy yon return the bottl. containing one-third of the medicine to the dealer from whom you bought it, and we will refund your money.

Town WEST MINERAL. SKATING RINK Not Equal to Luxuries- buy Chamberlain's Cough Rem A dapper young man took a seat on edy. There is no danger from it a bench Madison Square Park. say9 reie Jt the New York Press. hunnlnK lilm- self at the other end of the bench was intended especially for coughs, as fine a specimen ot the Rcnus liooo colds, croup and whooping as ever dhsflsured a After cough, and there is no better seating himself the dapper young man tle for l)lesc drew a handsome silver case from riis Tt A pocket and xtracta iLerefrom a clg- 'seases, It is not only a certain Slate Sicn here Mrs.

Alphonse Frere, -t ut'lhUOut- Midwife, one block south asas: ITt i. Nl SMITH. WE. Digests What YeuEai And Makes theJStoniach Sweet E. C.

DaWITT 3c Chicago, IU. N. t.T'FftlUNtf Afwt. t'uttilm 01 uompany ature, jiiitau Mineral. Do you have backache occa- MINERAL KANSASSTATE BANK I sionally or "stitches" in the and sometimes do you feel alH arctle.

With the cigareUo bet ween cure 101 croup, ouiwr.cn given his teeth, ho drew out a silver match- as soon as the croupy cough ap- box, to find it empty. Snapping down pears will prevent the attack, the lid he turned io the tramp, hesl- Whooping c-nqh is not danger- tated, then said: I bei ptiwdon, my friend, but do you happou to have oiis when tins remedy is given as match?" Hands plunjred luio his trou- directed. It contains no opium cers' pockets snd Ings sprawled out 0r other harmful drugs, and may before him the tramp surveyed his be ag confidenlIy t3 neighbor with an my of deep mourn- choly. "Say," he muttered hoarsely. as to 311 tor Stle at RlIlke "who do you think I am J.

Pierront Pros. drug stre, Morean?" i Ever body loves our baby, rosy-sweet and wai With kissy places on her neck, and diuipk-s on her anus. Once she was so thin and cross, used to cry with pain Mother gave her Cascasweet, now she's well again. Sold by Burke Bros. Drug Co.

Capital Stock $10,000.00. SOLICITS YOUR BANKING BUSINESS tired out, without ambition and without energy? If so your kidneys are out of order. Take De-Witt's Kidney and Bladder Pills. They promptly relieve backache, weak back, inflammation of the KANSAS I bladder and weak kidneys. Sold by Burke Bros.

FOR SALE A new organ and a bed roam suit. Inquire of Mrs. O. Van Ondall West Mineral, Kans. WKST MINERAL.

Our line of Steel and Cast Ranges in complete. They must be thinned nut. Prices greatly reduced. L. Mulholland.

This Coupon and Your Photo ood for nffc on one PIvlU dozen $4.00 photos. W.E.McGhle Until after the holidays this coupon, when cut and brought to my gallery, will be good for $1 on each dozen $4 Jiead ottr big subscription ef-fr on the back page and call at this office for sample copies of the magazine. If you are already a paid up subscriber, give a year's subscription to our paper as a Christmas present to friend away and supply your home with three good A flrstclas8 place catering to the best trd Cbe Carlton Rouse Kates $1.00 and $1.50 mm. Carlton, prop. Superb Service and Large Clean Rooms.

W. E. McGhie Columbus, Kansas. Sob6pi RqlVo to Hav nLT Boarders.