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fXAOX, Cashier The Dickinson County Bank, OF ENTERPRISE, KANSAS. Does a General Banking Business and solicits your patronage "Tom" Rsd's "Bored" Walk. Tom Reed' was very fond of crash suits in the warm weather, and be often went down Pennsylvania avenue, in Washington, on his way to the capl-tol, strayed In one of them, with a silk sash about his waist and a Jaunty straw hat on his head. One day while be was speaker, when so attired, and accompanied by Congressman Hltt of Illinois, he was overtaken by Mr. Lessler, who, It will be remembered, defeated Perry Belmont for congress in his famous "washboller" campaign.

Lessler was not very popular with the speaker, or, Indeed, with any of his colleagues In the house, so when he familiarly, said to Mr. Reed, "Ah, there, Mr. Speaker, you think that you are at the seashore, I presume," re-ferrlag, of course to his costume, the speaker turned to him and said, "Yes, yes, Join us and we will have a bored walk." iHuiimiimmtiinmiiiuitmuw4iimtiMiiitamuuiiiniinii Not the manufactured kind, but the kind that are Involuntary expressions ot pleasure, come to the users of FANCHON FLOUR. Every sack full of smiles and grins. Every ssck full of good cheer and pleasure.

Every sack full of flour that ill make good bread, you bet. Bread makers will stand week after week anxiously awaiting to see If this lotof bread will turn out any better than the last. Why these anxious moments when you can havetho assurance that your bread will always be good? MISTAKES OF THE YOUNGSTERS. Echoes From tha Kindergarten Heard at th Teachers' Convention. A party of teachers at tha contention at Ocean Orov recently were discussing the mistakes made by children, especially in the matter of single words.

Some instances were cited. A kindergartner told of one youngster In her class who interpreted the line In a school song. "There's a giant in me hid" as referring to something wrong with his head. And indeed even those who have not the least strain of Oaello in their blood may And a weird and perverse tendency in that phrase "In nu hid" to suggeit strange msanings. Another teacher told of a little girl In a Sunday school class this time who in th hymn "Onward, Christian Soldiers" tang: the railroad master, Leads against the foe.

It was the same pupil who origin ated this reading of a sentence in the Twenty-third Psalm: "My cup dumped over." One child rendered a line in a song: "Buckles it over his dirty back, "for "Bturdy back," and another tot, In repeating the Lord's prayer, suddenly stopped to call for an explanation of the line which he recited "Give us this day our dirty bread." The sensitiveness of children was Illustrated In the last story. "I have been drilling a class for some exercises at a school entertainment," said one teacher. "The children were divided into battalions and the leader of the first group was a youngster of unusual precocity, very bright Indeed, but often led by his cleverness into mistakes which the more stupid pupils would never have made. 'The first battalion is going too I corrected, and this little chap, breaking into tears, ran to a seat and laid his head on the desk, sobbing. "It took several minutes to comfort and console him, and assure him that I hadn't been making fun of him.

"He thought I had said: The first Italian is going too and he resented it." FANCHON FLOUR Is Your Assistance. Buy a Sack of FANCHON Flour and Demonstrate to Your Husband That It Was Not Your Fault That The Bread Was Not Good. Be a "now is" not a ''has been" bread maker. Don't blame ns, we can't help this pouting. Theself satisfied look on FANCHON users has rought the enthusiasm.

It makes ns smile to sell FANCHON FLOUR, for we know that It means continued businers relations. ORDER FANCHON from YOUR GROCER They all keep it. C. HOFFMAN SON. eeeeseeeeasesei.eeeeeeeeeeseeeesaaeee jQoing to Colorado? We can save you money if you are.

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Subject to clinnpe with out. notice: Trains 109 and 110 run between Jnnct'on City and Ellis. (': C. Tiltom Agt. MODES AND FABEICS THAT HAVE THE SANCTION OF DAME FASHION.

New French Blouse an Especially Attractive Garment Simple Linen Waist In the Popular Russian Styles Rhubarb Wine Recipe, This Gearing Is Ceasonable. Washable gloves have become absolutely Indispensable to the summer girl. Not only do they save her hands Irom the ravages of the burning sun without Inducing perspiration, but they are always Immaculately clean and fresh. Each night the pair she has worn during the day gets its tub bath In warm soapsuds and Is dry and ready for use the following day. Fabric gloves, whether in lisle or linen mesh, are so skillfully woven now that they have lost all of the scratchy feeling which has long been thelf objectionable feature.

The girl who is peculiarly sensitive to this Irritation will find lisle gloves lined with the most supple of China silk. Fashionable shades, such as old rose and old blue, are lined with cneck silk or silk embroidered with polka dots or tiny flowers. Linen mesh gloves, so popular during the warm months last year, are more than ever la evidence this summer, and the stltchlngs on the back show most elaborate handwork In self-tone Qt contrasting shtde. Graft. "I want you to put in your 'Lost and Found' column an advertisement like this: 'Wallet containing considerable sum of money and papers.

Finder will keep money; return said the man. "Don't you think," suggested the clerk, "you had better add no questions asked'?" "No, but you may say 'no questions I'm the finder." Provoking Mistake. The caller was angry, and even belligerent "I want an explanation and an apology, sir," be snid. "In your paper this morning you had an account of the wedding at the Smithbys' last night, and you spoke of 'the Jay that attended the happy pair as they went to the Now, sir, I'm the" "Gracious heaven!" gasped the editor. "I wrote it 'Joy'!" And That Lets Her Out It is the duty of a wife to agree always with her husband-of course rf' SCRAP CAST IRON.

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15, 1905 Inquire of C. C. TILTON, Detroit. The Bachelor' Hard Lot. It Is hard to be a bachelor In America.

The President abuses you in a few well-chosen words. The wonsen of the country hold a congress and debate upon you. Even the Joins in the fray. Senator Beverldge. through the medium of a Philadelphia paper, has been telling the bachelor what he thinks of him.

President Roosevelt chastised the unhappy man with wbipB, but the Senator takes to scorpions. "You are nobody," says he, genially, "if you are merely an Individual. Both Nature and soe'ety have use for you only as one of a pair. If your arm is not strong enoug'i to protect a wife, and your shoulders net broad enough to carry aloft your children in a sort of grand gladness, you are really not worth while." This doubtless is so. And yet the fathers whom one occaslonaly meets In the street carrying aloft their children do not seem to be feeling a very grand gladness.

That probably is their mistake. When Presidents and Senators puff matrimony like this, we realize how much valuable exhortation we lose by making a bachelor our Premier. London Telegraph. Bad Fit Now that nature lessons are In fashion, children have learned much that is new to their elders, and that, when suddenly displayed, is embarrassing. One economical housekeeper conceived a brilliant plan of making one set of half-shells serve for two meals.

She was to give one dinner on one evening and another the next night At the first dinner oysters were served on the half-Bhell. The next day the hostess bought oysters in bulk, and gave orders that they should be placed on tbe shells used the day before. Little Johnny was a close student of nature In his small way. He looked at the plate before him. Then he said in a loud, shrill voice: "Mamma, look! What funny oysters! All of mine grow the wrong wsy In the shell." New York Tribune.

'Xlipseis no saoS isnio eqj uj uor)j)U33aoa jnq 'peau isnba spuini XaunA iddisaissm aqi jo uoiviod aiaiia eqi 'VPO auji gjaqjoo. OOO'OOT. 1 mtoAv 9ai3 ua aao ojsjb aaAvs sat ismoq moaj Jesi pexieoea I )ueo9H uonnqmsip jo uoHsenh etrj Suioq ijmomip 1l 'iJiunoo eqj Sao; )sqi snoiaes isota eq) meiqojd uopsjaiuiaii eq; Bqj spioq 'Joql pus aoaaraaioa jo Aiiwo8s 'jrsojaw uk uiaiqoJd uoujBUjui Spnf inoi dAua. '09 )noq euo i.uaAnq noi uaqj pu papenaj nam SunoX eqj, qil OOO'OSI HI '0 'sziia saw oqA um eq) pay '000'St J9q eA8 nqs I pu 'u8 SS 998 I.uoa oqn samoa uaqx -seiijsui aqs naq OOO'II aq H1' 1 'tJl3 poo3 113.1 pu 'pio 8JaX 'iJVK 8 ejaqx 'spuaqtmq joq? 0) s3u usd o8 )oo in Xaqj Xauotu emu epflm eAq a pus ipatJjetn Aq)Joi -moo mam 80 1 e1tl pns 'siI Xtn jo pnojd oil -joiiBjA SanoX iq utm p0 eqj pi 'sei, ig 4pio Pity the Popr Woman. "But your dog license has been paid for this year," said the department clerk.

"Strange," remarked the forgetful man, "I'm sure this string around my finger was to remind me to come her for my license." "But it's been paid; probably youi wife, or "My wifeT Oh. that's It! It was my marriage license I was to get to-day." Little Angle For some considerable time the patient schoolteacher had been endeavoring to explain the meaning of the word angle to the Infant class. Towards the finish of her effort she pointed to a corner of the room. "There," she said, "that corner, children, forms an angle. Now can can any scholar tell me what an angle Is?" Little Doris Tresser's hand went upj "Please, teacher," she said, "an angle Is a place to put bad boys In." Forbidden Guest The following verse from a recent poem on "Our Christmas Guests" discloses a delicate little hint: Come from that darkened corner! You're the Imp who In my ear For thirty years nas whispered, with feverish Hps of fear.

That the thing to get was money, the stuff that men most prize; Don't think I'm longer blinded by the glamor of your lies. For you're a mighty liar, and the thing to keep Is health. And It has a value greater than all your boasted wealth; And another one Is honor, and some more are truth and right; can hardly bear your pre nee amongst mv tniexts to-ntrht School Teacher's Treat A Hamburg school teacher treated her pupils to a dinner In a restaurant and then found she had forgotten her purse. So she and they were locked up in the nearest prison. Would Get Used to It.

John Hanan told this story at a recent dinner of the Shoe Manufacturers' association about one of the employes in his factory; Mr. Hanan had become convinced that the lasters In the factory could turn out more and better work If they stood up at their benches than If they sat. He Introduced this system. Most of the younger hands took kindly to it and were well satisfied with the change. The older men found it hard to break up the habit of a lifetime, but even they were won over gradually until there was but one grumbler left.

This man entered an appeal. "Mlsther Hanan," said he, stopping his employer In the shop, "I've worked fcr you fer twenty year. All that time I've sat at me blnch as I worked. It's sorry I am to be the only one to be unable to adjoost mesilf to th' new ordher, but I can't get used to it. I've thried an' thried, but it's no use.

Now, Misther Hanan, couldn't ye grant the one favor to an old hand an' let me sit down till I get used to standln' up? It's sure I am that In a short time I'd be all right" New York Sun. Jim's Quart of Gin. "It may be that the average negro Is ignorant," says Representative Moon, of Tennessee, "but I had one in me employ who was one of the shrewdest fellows I ever ran across. "Jim, for that was his name, was a good negro, but he loved gin better than he, did his Maker, and he would not pay a debt if there was any earthly way to get out of it. One day Jim went to the store armed with a gallon Jug, and asked for a quart of gin, telling the merchant that he was prepared to settle.

The fluid was put In, and then It was discovered that Jim- had no money. Forthwith the merchant poured the quart back in the while Jim picked up his Jug and walked out smiling. "He had put in about a quart of water, and, of course, he had Just that much gin and water in the Jug. The grocer's gin In his barrel was a little weaker, but Jim's quart was strong enough to bridge over on." Sitting In 8orrow. "Who's that unhappy-looking fellow over there?" "That's Scribbles.

He writes for the funny papers." "He' doesn't lack as though he had any sense of humor." "Who said he had?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ownership In Letter. Letters belong -to the person to whom they were sent; but the writer of the letters has still such an interest in them that he has a right to restrain excepting under special clrcumstan-ceg any use being made of the communication made in the letters. Invention of th Telegraph. The telegraph was Invented In 1837, the first patent granted in 1S40.

Natural Deduction. City Editor Well, did you get an interview from Mrs. Blank on the subject? New Reporter No, sir. I saw the lady, but she refused to talk. City Editor Indeed! When did she die? Try nj a wor au.m.

Tat. told me before. Moral Standard In Business. From a thousand pulpits our midsummer moralists asure their perspiring auditors that things are bad, very bad, In the business world Just how. The publicists and the reformers shake their heads dolefully and repeat the pessimism.

The magaainlsts and the paphleteers search in vain for some less depressing theme. Un't it barely possible that the vast majority of observers are all generalising too much? The morale of our business life Is not to be measured by the rascals who occasionally come to the surface in It any more than the potency of the Christian religion is to be Judged by the backsliders from it (New York Mail.) Th Secret Chamber. into the secret chamber of my heart Wherein no mortal enters, Lord, come Thou, And make Thy dwelling place ere day depart The glory fades on yonder mountain crest. The long, slant shadows creep across the way; Even now the clouds are golden In th west; It will be nightfall soon; for, faint and far, The pallid moon, a silver crescent, hangs Above the low reach of the horlcoa bar. The night Is lonely and beset with fears! Come Thou, Lord, come In and Owell with me Through the long darkness till the dawn appear! 0 Thou who didst create the human heart.

Didst Thou not make one sure place? It is high sanctuary where Thou artl Thou knowest, ah, Thou knowestt Words are weak; When the tongue falter and the Hps are dumb, Thou knowest all th yearning heart would speak. 1 wait Thy presence, Thou Guest di vine! Take then possession, Thou Quest divine I Julia C. R. Dorr. Not Raurlng.

Doctor No better, eh? Well, you must not worry or get nervous, you know. Four years ago I had the same complaint as yours, and you see I'm perfectly well now. Patient Yes, but you didn't have the same doctor. Trick. Ida "Belle was flattered yesterday.

Three young men insisted upon her taking the onty seat in the car." May "She must have been flattered." Ida "But not long. She found there was tar on it" Rhubarb Wine Recipe. Twelve quarts of rbubarb, cut and )rulsed into small pieces, 10 quarts of water, 15 pounds of sugar. Put hese together and let stand three lays, stirring two or three times a lay. Then put into a Jar or crock, tnd half ounce of gelatine dissolved a little of the wine; let it stand months, then strain and bottle.

I little coloring may be added, if de-jired. Without, it is white wine. This New Hat Is A new style lingerie hat cover of Inen Is most attractive. The crown original in the way it is fastened to Ae brim, with tabs that are secured ver dainty peart buttons. With a retty bright colored ribbon twisted and out through these tabs, and a juill Jauntily thrust through the rib-xjn on one side, a chic hat covering Is tomplete and ready for a frame.

Real Thing. "Are the members of your dramatic club very enthusiastic?" "Are they? Why, when we presented 'Hamlet' in the next village last week, half the company walked all the way home on the railroad track Just to give It a professional flavor." Puck. Rather Insinuating. Eva Did Jack kiss you last night? Ernestine No, the chaperon was in the parlor. Eva But she was playing the piano all evening.

Ernestine Yes, but she persisted In playing, "I've Oot My Eyes on You." 'jeAjasqo sjjojur U.SBJJ e)m op Jj qsnoue ua UOO0X)3O OD US uooa ep iai tJtnoua si 'qsup Ui Xu inopiM. seise), ep psejq ep jna Jquinm jaSuU 1A. u.Rp ep je opis uo tu3 jo eD)d ug 'euios im Juunnq ua iAVi j0O A uueq a.tm fiD uvui etqjn) a no tanaw jui ua poopt poo oe ewq Jiq uy 'usd ep uinj dn ados not. 1p Ht nf "nJ HI luno1 nu ussji PI U0IV 'uoojXiso ep ua uooa JJ qsvq ua Aauoq ua JJ)taq I asoiu noiq ue paajq usj I Now is the time to make arrangements for attending College next winter. Are you acquainted with the work done at E.

A. Jr. B. C. if you are not we shall be pleased to mail you our catalogue and give you all the information yon may desire.

Besides the regular Academic and Normal Courses we have the strongest Business Course in the West. Exam-amine its merUs. Address ENTERPRISE NORMAL ACADEMY J. P. KOELLER, A.

M. PRIN. ENTERPRISE, KANS. In III i i A Chance for Southwest! Properly Stated. Mokeley "Oh! life and death are not far apart.

You hear of so many people who pass away suddenly." Jokeley "Yes; only the other day I heard of one poor fellow; buried one day and died the next." Mokeley "You've got that twisted; you mean 'died one day and burle the next." Jokeley "No. I don't TH man was an undertaker." Sensational Journalism. "I understand that Crimon Gulch has a newspaper." "Yes," answered Broncho Bob. "But the fellers around here Is so sensitive that they dasn't print anything about em." "It's editorial staff must have many difficulties." "Mister, that ain't any editorial staff. That's a suicide club." LOOK TO PARIS OR LONDON.

American Woman Unable to Set Fashion in Regard to Dress. "Explain to me if you can," says the student of the eternal feminine, "why the American woman has not yet made a dent on the old world In the matter of fashions for clothes. American supremacy is an old story, but If the American woman isn't supreme who or what is? Indeed, what she has done in the way of marrying European celebrities and instituting American ways in Europe is a part of our recorded supremacy, but in colthes she is not In it. Whenever the last touch of fineness is to be given to any of her garments it la described as being of Paris or London make. We have heard, to be sure, that the shirtwaist is an American Idea and that it 1b making its way abroad, but when it comes back here it is labeled 'lingerie' and as 'created' In the old world.

As for the bride's trousaeau, though we have as many brides here as anywhere, their clothes must all bear the foreign label. Tbe old world still sets the styles in woman's dress." Philadelphia Record. A LESSON IN ECONOMY. One Cent Wastefulness That Endangered an Engagement "I have Just had a great Jolt," said the betrothed young man, "and Incidentally a lesson in economy. "You know, they make mailing cards nowadays that are beautiful and I have been sending daily to the object of my affection a pretty mailing card with a few words from myself on it.

"The other day I got a letter from the ojd man I mean the young lady's father saying that he would like to see me. When I went up to call on him I found him looking very solemn. 'Young man, he said, 'I have given my consent to your engagement to my but I shall have to withdraw "'What's the I asked. "'You are wasteful and extravagant' said the old gentleman. 'Look at "And he held np one of my dally postal cards.

I didn't see anything until he pointed at the stamp. Then a light broke on me. The stamp was a two-center. I hadn't happened to have any one-cent stamps around, and so pn all the mailing carda I had sent her I had been putting two-cent stamps. "I had simply thrown away a cent, and that had impressed old man far from pleasantly.

He could afford to spend dollars where I couldn't have spent mills, and there wasn't a mean fiber In his body, but he hadn't accumulated hla money by wastefulness, and my carelessness worried him greatly. "After a long wrestle with him I did finally persuade him to give me another trial. And now I'm sending her not one, but four mailing cards daily, with not a two but a one-cent stamp on each. I'm showing him that I oaa tconomjia." Enterprise Normal Academy Business College. Everyone E.

G. Richards, Agt. ENTERPRISE, KS. 'Oklahoma" and "prosperity" are synonymous. Thousands of mechanics, tradesmen, and farmers have gone into Oklahoma the past two years and every one has made an opportunity for yon.

More farmers create a need for more blacksmiths, more merchants, more saddlers, more tailors, more manufacturers prosperity begets prosperity and the needs of the new communities are widening and multiplying. The country is far from over-crowded. It is still growing, and growing rapidly. Oklahoma is the center of the southwest, and what is true of that territory is true, in grearer or less degree, of Missouri Arkansas, Indian Territory, Texas New Mexico and Colorado. Each has its pecular advantages in resources, climate soils, etc, but that the Southwest, as a whole, is the most prosperous soction of the United States to-day, no one denies The harvest time is close at hand and now is the time to look the land over and boo for yourself the abundant crops that are being grrnered.

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