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THE CARLTON TRIBUNE ON A TEN-THOUSAND-MILE HIKE tfsalreaf Queer. There may be some statesman who had rather be right than president but there are others who seem to have no ambition in either direction. Washington Herald. r. i ae mm iiiitli ii lit) i William Moore, aged twenty-one; El win G.

Cook, twenty-seven, and Henry. Mason, twenty-two, have started on a ten-thousand-mile hike, bearing letters from Mayor Mltchel of New York. They are dragging a miniature prairie schooner stored with provisions and clothing and expect to cover 24 states in about eighteen months. Their combined capital when they started was WAS SOCIETY QUEEN Extreme of Wisdom. Utmost wisdom Is not in self-denial, but in learning to find extreme pleasure in.

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At times the itching and burning were so Intense that it seemed unbearable. The more I scratched It the worse it became, and there would be a slight discharge from it, especially on my scalp, so as to make my hair matted and sticky close to the scalp. The hair was dry, lifeless and thin. My hair was falling so terribly that I had began to despair of ever finding relief. My clothing irritated the eruption, on my back.

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--mm mm ft Bears the Sigpatnreyj -Vut or Sorn CARTERS 1 1 its. i J1 HITT1 I IIIVEK I II PI LIS. I HENRY HOWLAND Some people sayit wasn't luck lhat made 'em rich and proud; They claim 'twas wisdom, work and pluck that raised 'em from the crowd; I don't deny that there's a pile of truth in what Wiey say. And ylt it always -makes me smile to hear 'em talk that way. Fer Instance, was Henry Wood taught school here years ago; HJs teachln' wasn't any good we had to tell him so; i He tried to get another school, but couldn't anywhere; Directors thought he was a fool and said so plain and fair; So, havln' nothin' else to do, he wrote a silly book or two; Most mushy stuff I ever read, but I have lately heard it Bald That Henry was a millionaire.

And there was John Tate's oldest son, a lazy, worthless chap; 'When there was hard work to be done he never helped his pap; The old man drove him oft at last Just told htm plain and flat That all the monkeyln' was past what happened after that? They say he's saltln money down and keeps six servants up in town; He sells some kind of medicine he guarantees to keep 'em thin When women think they're gettin fat. Take them two fellers was It pluck wKh which they were endowed? Or was it just a bit of luck that made 'em rich and proud? Take notice, that I don't deny that work and wisdom win, But when you say that ends It, why ex- cuse me if I grin. Decided Long Ago. "Now, my dear," said young Mr. when he had signed the ileaee for the pretty little flat which he and his bride of three months were to occnpy, "the first thing we shall have to decide Is which of us Is to be in supreme command here." "Oh, no, George, you are mistaken," she sweetly replied.

"I decided that while our friends were still throwing old shoes at us." The Modern Polonius. "Remember, my boy," said the philosopher, "that the acquirement of xichea is not the greatest measure of success." "All right, dad. I'll keep that fact in mind." "But don't overlook any chance to get the coin when you can do It without arousing the suspicions of a grand Jury." A CHANCE FOR TROUBLE. "I eee that somebody proposes to have a law making it nec essary for every married man to pay his wife a sal-. ary for looking after bis house and caring for bis children." "Well, it seems to me that a wife who does that is entitled to a salary." "Yes, but there will be one trouble about It." "What?" "Some men will be sure to get in bad If they pay wives higher salaries than their stenographers draw." Out of Danger.

The man who listens gladly to A happy mother's ctadle song And stays to hear her baby coo, Will not be likely to go wrong. The man who has the time to greet A girl or boy with words of cheer Will not be likely to retreat Along the downward paths, In fear. Exchange of Compliment. "Aren't you putting on flesh, Mr, Btoughton?" "No. I'm not I don't weigh a pound more than I did a year ago.

Why don't you use Bungay's face cream? have been told that It Is awfully good for hiding the wrinkles of old age." Ah, Yes! "Ah," eighed Mrs. Plumpley, "that Bong" carries me back to my childhood days." "Some whispered Mrs Bnlpperson, turning to Mrs. KaFlippe. Hit Doubt "Say, Billy," called the junior, clerk. "how do you spell citizen?" 'OIL' "I know about the front end of it.

but is it 'i-u-n or s-u-n? Easily Guessed. "What will the woman of tomorrow be?" siKhed the pensive person. "Oh, a year or two younger than she Is today," replied the one who had rea soned such things out Experience. I'v run across some Queer snecl mens of manhood in my time," said ttia tmi driver. "Well," replied the aviator.

"I've fal len In with tome queer people, too. lJj(rulj) 11 III IrA Mrs. Siegel's first social coup -came at the yacht cup races In 1903, when she met Sir Thomas Llpton, and she was invited to be a guest on his yacht. Later she was one of his guests on a trip to Chicago. Prominent people began to be entertained by her at her home at Driftwood at Mamaroneck.

Among her guests was Lady Sweetenham, wife of a former governor of Jamaica. On her trip to London in 1904, Mrs. Siegel was sponsored, in society by Mrs. Arthur Paget One of her first elaborate and. costly entertainments was in honor of the duchees of Sutherland, and later Mrs.

Siegel was one of the few American women present at a reception given by the duchess to Joseph Chamberlain. Her greatest stroke was on the occasion of a bazaar at Victorian hospital, when, in charge of the book stall, she determined to get several famous autographs, and succeeded In securing the signature of Queen Alexandra of England. Meantime her stepdaughter, Miss Julie, became the bride of Tyrell William Cavendish, a relative of the duke of Devonshire; and in 1906 her own daughter, Georgine, waB married to Count Carlo Dentice de Frazzo, an Italian nobleman. The year' 1912 was the banner year for Mrs. Siegel In a social way.

First she entertained the Infanta Eulalla of Spain at her elaborate apartment in the Avenue Malakoff, Paris. Then came ae her guest the Countess Ester-hazy of Austria and Princess Hohen-lohe of Then came the fall of the house of Siegel, the story of which was revealed before a grand Jury at Boston. The Siegels found, to their surprise, that their bank roll was not unlimited, and the inevitable- downfall was the result ASCENDS THRONE ON CREDIT William of Wled Borrowed Million, Unable to Pay $750 Bill-Stormy Time Predicted. Berlin, Germany. Europe has found amusement in the financial embarrassment of Prince William of Wled, who was forced to arrange all the prelim inarles of his ascent to the throne of Albania on credit.

Not until th last moment before his departure from Berlin did the young monarch-elect succeed In getting any of the 000 loan which had been arranged by the powers. The result was that he was unable to meet the bill of $750 for moving his personal effects and furniture to the palace of Durazzo. The shipment was intrusted to the German agent of the Austrian state railways, who finally obtained orders from Vienna to send the bills for transportation to the Austrian foreign office. Austria also paid the railway fares and hotel bills of the new monarch on his round of state visits to the capitals of Europe and furnished the steamer to take him to Durazzo. The gorgeous uniform which the prince designed for his stat entry was turned ont by the Austrian court tailor, and the Albanian notables who came to the prince's German home at Neu-wled to offer to him the crown, borrowed In Vienna the money for the first payment on that necessary piece of royal equipment Good Judges of Balkan conditions here predict an existence of not more than ten years to the new kingdom, and the German foreign office Is convinced -that William may even lose hla life within that period.

SAYS KING IS SYNDICALIST George Bernard 8haw Declares Mon-archs Are Progressing, In Address for Socialist Unity. London. George Bernard Shaw, speaking at a demonstration held for the purpose of advocating socialist unity, referred to the presence of Kelr Hardle, Mr. Hyndman and himself on the same platform. The three of them, he said, had met on the same platform In the reign of Queen Victoria, who was a Whig.

They had met In the reign of King Edward, who was a liberal, and they bad met in the reign of King George who, apparently, was a syndicalist They showed they were moving. Mrs. Marie Vaughn' Siegel Declares She Is Penniless. Wife of Former "Merchant Prince," One Time a Newspaper Reporter, Developed Into Leader of the Ultra-Fashionable Set New York. Mrs.

Marie Vaughn Sie gel, wife of Henry Siegel, head of a fopner banking concern at Boston, took the witness stand when the grand Jury investigation of her husband's former business opened in the latter city. Mrs. Siegel, a former society leader in the Massachusetts city, re vealed to the world the fact that she is practically penniless. This investigation came as a climax to Mrs. Slegel's social career, which began three years after hej marriage to Henry Siegel on April 24, 1898, and continued partly In this country, but particularly In London and Paris, almost continuously until 1912, during which time she spent great sums of money.

Mrs. Siegel, who was at that time Mrs. Wilde, came to New York in 1896 with her two daughters, Misses Geor- glne and Dorothy. They came from Virginia where their family name was prominent, 'and Mrs. Siegel became a reporter on the New York Press for which she wrote fashion articles.

While engaged In this work she was given as an assignment a display at the Siegel store. Shortly after a po sition was offered her in the store, and she accepted it at considerable DEWEY DEFENDS NAVAL MEN Admiral Says That Navy Will Obey Order Against Liquors, Although Men Rarely Get Drunk. "Washington. There is no drunkenness in the navy and has not been for years, says Admiral Dewey. "It does not seem to be generally understood that until this new order MWlJ Admiral George Dewey.

of Secretary Daniels beer and light wines were allowed enlisted men on special occasions. Even In the old days men did not get uproariously drunk. There has been no drunkenness in the navy in recent years." HIS EMPLOYES GET $100,000 Late President of Chicago Bank Also Remembers Charitable Institutions In His Will. Chicago. The will of Byron L.

Smith, late president of the Northern Trust company, was filed for probate here. The petition shows the value of Mr. Smith's estate to be $5,600,000, of which $3,800,000 is rn personal property. The banker gives $100,000 to various long time officials and employes of the Northern Trust company, of which be was the founder, and the sum of $100,500 was bequeathed for charitable purposes. Makes New Nose From Rib.

Baltimore, Md. Ross Allen has a new nose, made from one of his ribs. He lost the original organ in a saw more pay than she received as a newspaper The marriage of Mrs. Wilde and Siegel, "the merchant prince," followed the next April. Then Siegel began spending money as though there was Mrs.

Henry Siegel. no limit to his resources. His own daughter, Miss Julia Siegel, and other relatives, began to take a hand In his New York affairs. A beautiful New York home, ehow places and establish ments In other parts of the country were 25,000 HOMELESS IN LONDON 112 Women and Five Children Found Sleeping (n Streets In One Night London. The annual census of homeless persons has Just been taken by the London county counciL It shows that 2,881 persons on the night the count was made' were without homes.

The numbers have declined since the original census was made ten years ago, principally because of the new casual ward scheme, by which wander ers are questioned by the police and given tickets of admission to the casual wards. Those who, on the night of the census, were actually homeless In the streets or sleeping on staircases or beneath arches numbered" 317 men, 112 women and five 'children. There were also 77 sitting In shelters, 29 in the king's tents, over two thousand in free lodging houses and 33? in the casual addition there were 20,000 In common lodging houses, where from eight cents to twelve cents a night has to be paid, so that really It may be said that there are about twenty-five thousand persons In London who have no homes of their own. The common lodging bouse population, however, declines year by year. girl is Clever detective Young Woman Recognizee Her Stolen Hen's Feathers and Has Man Arrested.

Bowie, Md. Wade Coleson, white, is In Jail at Upper Marlboro, his Incarceration being the result of clever detective work by Miss Marjorle Zug of this place. Miss Zug discovered, the other day, that the door of her henhouse had been opened by some one who had taken off the staples of the lock. Several Plymouth Rock chickens were missing. Miss Zug observed foot-prints leading away from the henhouse.

She followed these, and after going a mile and a half the tracks led her to the house occupied by Coleson, and Miss Zug entered. She discovered no one was at home, and going to the second story found the evidence that resulted in Cole.son's imprisonment The room was littered with chicken feathers. In Miss Zug's hennery was an old hen which had been her pet nine years. Miss Zug knew practically every feather on this chicken, and was satisfied that they came from her pet Miss Zug swore out a warrant for Coleson's arrest THE FACE Make Women Look Old and they show the effect of unnatural Bufferings of rlrrt, back cliea, Hitrirstrsa, hot (lashes, pains in lower limb, paina in groina, btaaring-down aensabotu. Tbeea symptoms indwmta that Natnre Mads hep.

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