The Voice-Republican du lieu suivant : Clyde, Kansas • 1

THE CLYDE REPUBLICAN. AND The Clyde Gerald. CLYDE, CLOUD COUNTY, 1 1 1 (4) Keep Your Eye on The REGULATOR Next Week, Watch this There will A big Line of Street Hats Now on Display. THE Vacaville, Mar. 9, 1906.

Editor REPUBLICAN- I promised my friends in and around Clyde I would writea little sketch concerning our trip I will try and do so. Our trip from Clyde to California was by way of Junction City, Denver, Ogden, Salt Lake, and Sacramento. We arrived in Junction City Kansas at noon and left there at about 3 o'clock. When we pulled out for Denver in a big snow storm which lasted till we almost got out of the state. The Solomon valley is a fine place and as the ground was covered with snow one could see for miles a- round.

The country is rough and gets more so as we reach the foot hills of the Rocky mountains. The country is very sparsely settled and you can only see a house occasionally. There is more snow on the ground here now than we have seen all winter in Clyde. We arrived in Denver at 7 a. m.

next morning after we left Clyde. We rode through a snow storm all night with a double header engine. We arrived at Cheyenne Wyo. at noon and at dinner thought of our Clyde friends. The ground from Denver to Cheyenne is very level and is used for cattle grazing.

We are in sight of the mountains all the time now. It was two hours from the time we left Cheyene till we made our first stop, and then it -proved to be a small mining town. We have seen some fine country and magnificent scenery especially for a man of the prairies. We went through a tunnel 1,800 feet long. After traveling all night through the foot hills we run into the big mountain country about daylight about 50 miles east of Ogden.

We thought we saw some fine scenery yesterday, but it was not in it with what we have seen today. We run up the gulch or canyon for about 40 miles and found the mountains so high on either side that we could not see the tops of them. We crossed Great Salt Lake and it is a much larger body of water than we expect ed to see. In fact look in any direction and you can see nothing but water. There is a railroad bridge across the lake and the trains only go about 15 miles across it.

We next strike a small rangeof mountains and then a desert where nothing but boulders, ragged rocks and sage brush abound. Not a house in sight along the railroads except the section house, We went through three tunnels last night one of them being a fouith of a Jat THE VI FIFTH DISTRICT POLITICAL CARNIVAL. Side Show at Manhattan SYNOPSIS. Two parties having a friendly bout with the balls and babies. ACT.

1 SCENE 1. At the baby rack. First Throw. (Large mass meeting Missed the baby. Second Throw.

Three to seven Candidates not in). No baby down yet Third Throw. The doctor Little Committee meeting.) Not a baby touched. Fourth, one extra Throw, to the Leading Lady and she quietly withdraws in favor of the Hon. W.

A. Calderhead. ACT. 11. SCENE 1 to 3.

Same settings. Second party makes a few throws. Throw one. (Sawed wood while the call pawled.) One baby fell. Throw two.

(Congressional Committee fails to recognize the unanimous vote of 4 out of 25 County committemen.) Two babies down. Throw three. (After two years fighting. Time has elapsed. Newspapers shot their wads.

Aspirants made their wants known. Wouldbe P. M's done their 'do', and all, their eyes with tears o'erflowing, weep a wail) All three babies fall. AT ONE OF THE ATTRACTIONS. Two Barkers(Gus and Mac) on a box Outside, in accents wild By press and tongue Proclaimed a Savior Child.

The wildman, Anderson, is found to be a Manhattan product. The wonderful tatooed man was only a story. The trained Pig was played by one a little. And some one with great dignity and large whiskers played two prominent parts, the con man and the hypnotist. The Nuthor of ten days campaigring in the fifth district or how we settled the thing proved to be Gloomy Gus writing under a nom de plume.

The Rubber man, or the man with the elastic back bone, was just a contemporary of Gloomy's. We missed the Snake Charmer but were told the hypnotist did her work. AFTER- THOUGHTS. The show was good And worth the price; But the Time was Short, The weather not nice. We should have enjoyed A longer session But a weak feeling seized The Strong Man- -Hessin.

Fletcher and Stratton And Parrott, they butted in With the Pushers here There schemes to win. Fletcher had a frightful sore An office he did not While Sratton and Parrott fairly swore When they lost the Revenue Tit. Quincy, Kimball and Bishop Added their mite Along with the band That attempted a fight. Now Kimball's hopes for a P. O.

were blasted So Quincy and Bishop to his rescue flew And launched him for congress, A Sorehead too. They Turned Things Loose As Gloomy said, But the trick coulden't be turned And they're as good as dead. The side show is closed And we'll all go to bed dream sweet dreams Of the Fossil-Calderhead. all sad words Of tongue or pen The saddest are those, It Might Have Millinery. A complete line of the newest and nost up-to-date styles in Ladies', Misses' and Children's Street and Dress Hats, also Caps, Baby Bonnets, and novelties.

Do not fail to give us 1 call in the Bradley building, fourth loor west of Sohlinger's grocery tore. MISSES MORAN HANNEN. KANSAS, THURSDAY, Space next be Something REGULATOR, WIDE-AWAKE-GLAD-TO-SEE-YOU-DRY-GOODS-PEOPLE. mile long. We arrived in California today.

Crossed over the Nevada line into California about daylight this morning. We ran tl roug' a snowshed forty miles long and when We reached the top of the mountain we had to put on our overcoats as it was so cold in the car. After crossing into California we not only saw some beautiful sights but saw some fine fertile valleys with large fruit fields, orchards, etc. We noticed people in the orchard gathering oranges. Peach orchards are in full bloom and everything looks fine.

You are uncomfortably (warm with one on. After arriving at Sacramento we left for our new home at Vacaville. It is a lively town of 1500 inhabitants. We will close now and later write about this town and country. Regards to all old friends and to the editor of the REPUBLICAN- HERALD, JAMES L.

HAYES. Banker's Child" is pronounced by press, pulpit and public to be one of the best comedy dramas ever written. It is now in its fifth year and has played practically to the same territory all this time, having visited many places five or six times which proves beyond a doubt the merit of the attraction. Manager Harry Shannon has new scenery painted this season. More comedy is added, while the story remains the same.

Little Hazel non as Stella, "'The Banker's Child," is pronounced by all to be the cleverest child artist before the public. Clever specialties will be introduced. It will be well to secure seats early for this production. At Beachtel Theatre one night only, Tuesday March 20. HARRY SHANNON -Presents- THE POWERFUL 4-ACT COMEDY DRAMA, THE BANKER'S CHILD A Play That Makes The Heart Beat With Emotion.

CLEVER SINGING AND DANCING SPECIALTIES Special Scenery Gorgeous Gowns PRICES: 25-35-50. MARCH 15, 1906. The Regulator is to have a Millinery Opening Soon. week. Doing are Opening New Spring Goods every day.

PEOPLE. 76) Linr. -French. Mr. Carl Linn and Miss Bessie French were united in marriage at the home of the bride's parents.

Mr. and Mrs. Chas. French, Wednesday evening, March 13, by Rev. Martin of the Baptist church.

A large number of guests were present. After the ceremony a three course dinner was served. At 9:30 the Clyde Military Band, of which the groom is a member, serenaded the bridal party, after which they were invited to the dining room and seaved with dainty refreshments. All adjourned to the parlor and joined in a royal good time. The happy couple were recipients of many beautiful presents- -the parents of the groom presenting them with an envelope containing $40.

Mr. and Mrs. Linn will make their home in Osage Oity. They will carry with them the best wishes of all their friends. Gepner-Brooks.

Mr. William Gepner and Miss Dicie Brooks were married last evening at the home of the bride's parents Mr. and Mrs. P. L.

Brooks, east of Clyde, Rev. Martin of the Baptist Church officiating. The REPUBLICAN- HERALD joins with their many friends in wishing them a happy married life. Mrs. Bauche Dead.

Mrs. Sarah Harriet Bauche, aged 48 years, died at the home of her sister, Mrs. J. J. Henley, in this city, Tuesday morning, March 13, 1906, after an illness of several weeks.

In fact the deceased had been in poor health for a long time and came here in the hope of benefiting her health. Her home was in Kansas City. The remains were shipped to Wymore, for burial. Death at Ames. Mrs.

Delmeise Rogniat, died at the home of her son, Herb Carter, at Ames, last Friday, at the advanced age of To years. The funeral was held at the Ames church Sunday. A very good account of the death appearsi in the Ames items on another page of this issue, also more particulars than we were able to learn. Blow Yourself. Blow Yourself.

All linen hanakerchie's worth 20c. at the Boston Store will go like hot cakes for so, NO, 29 16) ED. HOWE BACK TO ATCHISON. Citizens and Band Welcsmed the Editor from Trap Around The World. ATCHISON, KANS.

Mar. 11-. E. W. Howe, editor of the Atchison Daily Globe, completed his tour around the world and arrived home this morning A big crowd of citizens and Phillip's band met him at the train.

A banner containing these words was displayed: "Every body welcomes home our world famous editor, Atchison's first citizen, besign and indispensable autocrat of the Corn Mr. Howe left Atchison October 25 His daughter Mateel accompanied him. Clay County for Calderhead. 76 (6 Clay Center, Kansas; Mar; a meeting of about fifty Republicans mostly from Clay Center, held in this city yesterday a vote was taken which showed a large majority of those present to be in favor of Calderhead's renomination The with drawal of Hessin from the race undoubtedly had some influence upon the vote, that news being received shortly before the meeting. The bad weather kept most of the farmers from attending.

This will probably end all opposition to Calderhead in this county during this campaign. We Sudden Death of Heart Failure. 1 THE From California, Clay Center, Kan; March 9-J. L. Noble, justice of the peace of this city died very suddenly this after noon of heart failure.

He was on the streets till noon, was taken sick shortly after and died at 4 o'clock. He was an old settler in Clay Center and one of the best known and best liked in the county, Although prominent in Democratic politics he repeatedly carried the county and city, both republican, for different offices. For many years he was a member of the Clay Center school board. In former years he was an active Knight Templar and probably did as much as any man to build up this section of the state. A Great Play Take Warning! Some wise guy, who has grown very weary of a popular song.

has perpetrated the following rhythmic threat against these who are everlasting sing its words: In the shade of the old apple tree I have waited so long love for thee, that the voice I once heard, grows faint with each word, till its hardly a whisper to me. There is no more buzz left in the bee, the blossom is withered, ah me! and the tree that once grew where: I waited for you, has changed to an old chestuut tree. In the shade of an old apple! tree, where you hear the blame buzz of the bee, with a big carving knife that I swiped from my wife, I am waiting and watching by gee! Of daggers I have two or three, and an ax and a cutlass you see; and I'll stick all these things in the next guy who sings "In the shade of the old apple tree, From Ames. The statements which the people from district No.3 mude about the "ciphering match" were absolutely untrue, as I had nothing at all to do with the making up of the problems, They were the very problems that No. 3 had a Clyde friend prepare for the previous match, and the Ames pupils had not seen the problems or did not know anything about them.

By reading the piece in last weeks paper and changing it exactly around you will fully understand just the situation, as No.3 accused Ames of the very things they did themselves. Any one wishing to investigate the matter and have these statements proved. just call at Dist. 59 and be convinced. EDNA SMITH.

Republican Caucus. A caucus of the Republican voters of Elk township will be held at the city council room on Wednesday, March 21 between the hours of 4 and 6 p. m. to elect 14 delegates and 14 alternates to attend the county convention to be held at Concordia on Friday March 23 to select dele. gates to the Congressional and State COMMITTEE,.