The Ninnescah Herald from Ninnescah, Kansas • 2

Advertising Directory. NiNNESCAH EH AID, Tho Mat My Father Wore. iririn 11 XT One vear $1.5 I Three mouths. I HOW TO TiOW SMALL. Colored Toll ITow He LoslXIire runiids Iaily.

A well-patronized barber in a down town fchop "is frequently remarked be cause of hisjtiiniuutivc stature. A boy in sbse and appearance, he is yet twenry-jpeveiv years oid. His '-lighting weight" fiiiet tiates en both," sides of a hundred pounds, but never exceeds one hundred J. GEORGE SMITH, Editor and Publisher. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13S6, S.

Davis. Coal. Miller. Jeweler. Phil.

Veiss Coal dealer. Kingman iNational.Bank. i E. Ai(ump, Groceries. jj.

Hardware. Piiiliip Weiss--Billiard Hall. M. N. Yancy, M.

Kingman. Sheard Hotel First-rlass House. J. S. Howard City-Meat Market.

D.Hutchins Co. Dry Goods. Hacker Bro3. Ganeral Merchandise You are looking at my daoki old hat. Which for twenty viars lie wore; His father before "him sported it for twenty yearsiDr more.

It was intended to hand it down straight from sire to son mentioned so in my ath- er's will, but gnefs its day is clone, notice its shapa i alitt leodd, bnt it was once 5 in style. An its furry nap and "color of gray wouln le sue 1o make von smilo. 'Twa-s strongly' built, and there isn't a dent to jha son in the rim or cr-jwn. Which the former lironristors had no hab't SUCCESSORS TO Editois CrrTiNG is hi Missouri O. A.

AEM Said Bob Insert-oil the oilier day: "No man has the genius or the brains to own live million (P.Ihirs. The nion- owns him. lie is key to a safe. Yet these men soon accumulating-. It is a iii- It of painting th Merchan- John A.

Hicks General dise. and leu. His fao'is bright and a good exponent of his ready mind. The remarkable thing about this colored boy is not that he is undersized or nnusp.aily intelligent, but that he is the embJdiiv.ent of a singular physical history- -His arc strapping big fellows, and ids father, his uncles a lid cousins, and evPn his aunts, are larger and heavier than the average, their'raee. "Tom" (for in using hi? true name his identity is concealed as completely as if he were John Smith) in early lif gave prom 5ss of a thrifty erow-u'i, but t.h"s was interfered vyi'Ti by a method that leads to the conviction that one, "by taking thought," can Livingston Bro3.

General Merchan Fort of insanity. Imagine a man a pood intelligent man ith two million dise. J. X. Curtis Co.

General Merchandise. was never masneti er election news. Nor lick- ed in c.ii opera hail. 'Tvras gallantly doffed at the dames of old with a that would now appal It years enoear I'wiil not wear For how would the people roar, to see meairitigthe old gray 'hat my father mid grandfather wore! Detroit Free Press. six cr seven million and a rail'km neckties.

Then imagine hbn jetting no at half-past four o'ebxk in the morning and working hard fili day to get another necktie. James P. MeaiL, of Kingman Loan Wishing to Reduce our immense Stock of Cloaking and Furnishing gqodo we will sell at cost for the next sixty days. Ladies' cloaks, cloaking and dress goods, overcoats gents furnishing goods, hats, caps and gloves, and all our goods atg eatir reduced prices, onice. Marion Stabler, Rouse Livery and Feed Long McXamee Livery and Feed Stable.

Lawndale Gossip. General Mer- take a cubit from Lis stature, tbougn he. may not add one. While "'iv. his cups" lather cups -'Tom' told he; si ory: 'Hiding is the lile for me.

If I was worth a million, wouldn't be sntiflh'd only when I's astride a hogs, and that's what got me into trouble. -I'd. have been as. as Bill von know my Kellogg Vorheis eliandise. Laud, Loan and i'rice oi Laavndalk, Pec.

15. The literary at West Point is on a sound basis again this year. It is an I Insuraiicei Chas. Arnold Blacksmithing instructive for broiiier been for lioss eniovment as well as ana ooawoiK. jrs towns die for want of confidence on the part of business men and lacs of public spirit than from rivalry from neighboring towns or adverse surroundings.

When a'man in search of a business location goes into a place and finds everything brimful of enthusiasm over the prospects of the place, ail earnestly at work to build he soon becomes imbued wbh same spirit, and as a re: rives down his stakes and rs to work with the Fame interest. When, however, he goes to a town and every one expresses tioubt and apprehension in the future prosperity of the place, moping about W. P. Carry Co. I timber and Building Material; E.

A. Visser, man. Call and see us at Carman's Oid Stand, Commercial staeet. orMs Mlogl BiiiiiuSeali, racing. I've been, riding ever sinco I was twelve years old.

and have made more money in -a clay at that than in six mouths of barbering. I wou the first race over rnn on the Slate fair grounds. I rode Lbuberlwig, and. man! but we Hew. I'd bo riding yd if I hadn't been -thrown and hurt to years' ago, That's when I got this old as well as young.

A Baptist; church, has also been organized with nine members, which we consider a gos-d foundation. Their is also a protracted meet big held at Fair View and the liveliest interest is manifested, under the Udited ihetliern church. Tneir will be a Christinas tree at West Point, Kansas. Obtained, and all Patent business at tended to promptly and for moderate fees. Our office is opposite the Linited i cvCiiKi'-ti leg-.

also one at the Barnette school house, i' States Patent Oflice, and we can obtain patents in lessime than those remote from Send molel We have sevesal cases of comic love or drawing. We advise as to patenta If the fool us we in and about Lawndale. cations of tho t'mes Id IV 1 SS2Z .1 bility free of charge; and we make no charge unless patent is secured. We refer, here, to the Postmaster, the Sunt, of Money Order and to how about your "ze? "i cu said once' expected to bo as big as Fleshing me in preparing for racer, slnn-ted my growth; I've had to lose ai ns seven pounds in two days. It's easy enough to gam but maybe yon didn't know that we ji-ckeys eai lose ilesh.

How? Weii, suppose the riding weight is i'i be nine.tj'-sc-veii pounds, and me weighing one hundred and five pounds days before the race. I'd. get up early in the morning, strio naked and rvm around the race will have several weddings to note before Spring. Locals are scarce as we have been very busy and have not hai time to look them but will try and be on time in the future. 11 ex.

officials of the U. S. Patent Office. For and indulging in imaginary evils which lire likely to befal the town, he naturally feelsGthatSt is no place for him, and at once shakes the dust form his feet while he polls with all "possible speed for some other town. Consequently and make a live, progressive town out of the one in which you live, Whn you are working for or saying a good thing for your town, you are accomplishing all the mxe for jourself.

Ex. circular, advice, terms and references to actual clients in your own state or county, write to C. A. SNOW Rural Truths But jj. Ij.

Michener is the King Haedwase 'Man in Ninnescah. Has. Opposite Patent Office, Washington IK C. He will sell you anything in the Hardware line as cheap as it can bs track as hard and as long as I could uiiiii-thc sweat poured off at every pore. I'd then run to a pile and be WICHITA WESTERN.

The Supply. elsewhere. We kesD a mil stock ot tne Western buried in it up to my chin. Then I AIbo Bar 5 -i TIME CAED KINGMAN KANSAS- re, Corn Shellers, Mr. Charles MeConnell went to Wichita last week on business.

Lans Holland has a very sick chill at this writing. After an absence of three months Geo. MeConnell is back to sea his many friends. Owing to the inclemency of the weather the inorth literary did not hold its usual session Saturday night. Mr.

Benefeil, of "Cross, visited the north neighborhood last week. lie gene -ally stops nsar the No: 6:10 Stoves-Gook, Ranges and Heaters, etc. 1st Door 15Tcrtlx of tlxo 10:35 lay exhausted and sweating for.hours. Sometimes IM go fjfslccp in the manure. After awhile they'd take me out and put me to bed, where I'd for six hours, In sweating and sleeping this way I've lost three pounds in a half day, aud the next day as much more.

I kept on eating just the same as usual, and after a long sleep would AKHIVES. 5, way Freight 3. Express 1, Mail and Express. LEAVES. 6, way Freight 4, Express No.

No. No. No. No. Coal dealers fear that a famine will ensue if cold weather, with snow, should set in and continue for a Only one dealer has Ins storage supply of Canon coal intact, and very little of this or Oi-age coal is being received, as the mines are taxed to their utmost capacity and are only able to 513 alwut two-tl irds of their orders.

Newton "Republican. 7:30 am 5:20 pm 6:30 am 2, Mail and Express. eek and Miss railroad. A. F.

Fit AN M- IIi, Supt. feci brisk ami well, but migiitv lean Brooks attended literary at Bross last like. But no man can grow who is KINGMAN, PRATT WESTERN Friday night. They report a good a time. Tom Morton says he came very lighting lo fall oil' in'iiesh this way, and at the close of the racing season I always found myself smaller than at the beginning.

By keeping it up for years dnwng my growing years I made a runt of mvself, as von eea nie now. But I near shooting at some one Sunday TIME CAED NO." 6. NINNESCAH KANSAS. GOIXG -WEST. I No.

1 Passenser 11 :59 A. as long as I of bauds." V5 wouldn't give up riding had two legs aud 'a pair Indianapolis News. The trouble is not so much that ''the mires are taxed to their utmovt capacity" as it is that the dealers cannot obtain transportation for their coal to market. Instead of building cars to meet the demands of business the railroads, foreseeing (hit the subsidy business would soon tie dispensed with, Iras been building move mile? of railroad. Double the amount of coal could "3jc put into the markets if the railroads cowl ears.

At least, this is the case in Osage county. Free Tress. No. 3, Way Freight 2:01 p. 31.

GOING EAST. No. 2. Passenger. 3:57 r.

r.r. No. 1, "Way 6:88 A. M. Bower.

Ager. PASlLiitGUA. And Useful Presents in Great Variety. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. Cost As we night who lie thought was' trying to steel something.

Some power stayed his hard when he found, it to be John Hicks with a livery rig. lie had broken his whip and the team stopped. John was in his grove cutting a cottonwool limb in order to finish his journey. Mr. Brandon has at great expense and trouble collected together -some orreous specimens of the equine, germs.

Any one can see them by calling atiiis zoological tent located at Mr. McConneil's. Sorry to ray our literary went into a trance last Thumlay night, and the oiily way we can detect life is by holding a over its face. Aaotiiev T.p nut'sr 'Vliicli Js The advocates Cf a. universal language will soon more than NATIOXAL GOVERNMENT.

Are ffoino- out of business. Must Seii our whole Stock of $30,000 The I President Grover Cleveland choose from. German papws' speak a new lan- War Nye's Advice a Young Druggist. ice-nesiaent jonn onerman Chief Justice M. R.

Waite Secretary of St ate T. F. Bayard Secretary of Treasury D. Maiming Next 0 DAYS. i i P.f s-i 1 i i i i eh claims i-srecial It is based on livinr 6 OH it con'ains Secretary of var Vm C.

Lndicolt languages, in bnt all If von would like to go to a flourish thcr now cxir.ts has lived, and i Secretary or avy u. lutney eitncr now exir-is sor t'? la I'l lVi it D- HUTCHINS CO. cod ing country and put a big down to rcaaie.ed an actual i Secretary of Interior L. Q. C.

Larrr 10 lie lement. Tito system of the uhilolo- tlL Ile j. 11. ud lanu t'ostmaster ixc-nerai m. iihs il Dresden Drips.

Speaker of the House mortar in front of your shop in order to the tir.ctme of damnation throughout bleedmg Kansas now is you golden opportunity. Xovv is the accepted time. If it is the great bum ir.g de- Dresden, Dec. 15, 1333. Foitou HijuAi -r weatlt- tysirrnuifiidL of yonr hear, to go into a town or 1 again aud the farmers are happy gistSieiner oil aecc-unS of its close reia-tionsh'p to 'nicdern tongues, regarded as siiijerior to tiie earlier "Vol-apri-k" of Sehleyer, w1ik.1i in comparison is said to be.

outlandish. The ligua" is a imxl urc- of Tfsu tonic and Roicniicc elements the mixing, how-ivcr, dona ou sclevdiile principles yet that it is esoteris is not It is claimed to be a lsngnge for is commended. cdjhjhz: go LU OLll 2.009 and open the thirteenth STATE GO VEHEMENT. Govenor John A. Martin Lieut.

Govenor A. P. Iliddle Secretary of State E. II. Alien State Treasurer Sam Howe Attorney General S.

B. Bradford State Auditor E. P. McCabe Siipt. Pub.

Instruction J. II. Lawhead Owing to the im lessency of the v. eath- erthe literary exercise-; vvr Ta re last Sat ui day night, there bein only eurni or ten jfen: nresent. Xms It Will Be Effected By Visiting the proves the Literacy WQiild be afi travelers.

Commercial men, cou- ie it it vvasii'tfirf laities, i entire uetors ot noli'-is an ar One Price Cask House A. F. McPeck and Will Cooloy jntu w.tii pe-cs of a i drug store in order that you may stand behm-i a tall blaek-w dnut prescription case day and "day ot, with a graduate in tine and a Babcock lire. distinguish(-r the other hi iing orders ftr stump-waler and the juiceof fattire punishment, yon will dr well to come Kansas. It is a temperance state, no saloons are allowed lhe-e.

Aii is quiet and orde ly, and the drug business is a success. You can run a dummy drug store with two dozen srrea-sv old glass bottles atumabv il.Hcrcr.t. fcem 1hr own. unaing maw UOVEKNltENT. John Kellev Frank E.

Gillett N. S. Arnold J. C. McClelland J.

J. Stevens li. P. Bolles J. A.

Cragun Burt Venable It "tr proposed at an ca' ly di te to issue to Hutchinson. Reno eounty, Ivionday, to visit friends and relatives in that locality. Air. Lang has his new' honse KINGMAN COUNTY Stat, Senatoi- Representative easurer Sheriff Clerk County Attorney Register of Deeds of Court Sunt. Schools edition of the rcr.vi a.uimar 53.

Pl f5T assort i i i i i iivmi i ii ir imu if i till inclosed and is Ly pushing it for-; feaition is to be printed at New wara io completion. nnderstaiid iplt: of the diclion-that he is going to give the young folks ary.is showa by lite it.Yl that it is only a social hop when it is tinisiied. Mr. i ne'eessarv to root forms for Ti are sceivini ment of Briglit Hew lAimher wMcli Probate Surveyor Coroner F. Robinson Wm.

(ireen Mark D. Libbv Dr. J. II. Haggard MstDist Mr.

Russell 1-srt hivp i the nouns and a part of the adjectives. nave on the shelves, punctuated by tue Wind George Brama man and wif le, who Of of time and the Kansas fiy of the period, i jen visiting the former's parents and" all words derived therefrom, as verbs, are then formed after defi prices we are selling reach of all. Commissioners 2d A. Ridge $3d 1. AV.

Rush Dealer in those things which. rivr beauty to Ihe oatK'i jiii-' "00.I inwardiv. Vamfclv: DRY GOODS, GROCERIES. BOOTS and SHOES, of which v.e have a jjirod line in all 1 epartmsnts. More especially would we a al rules.

The follow- and with a prohibitary law at your this vicinity, started for their home in back, and a tall, red barrel hi the back Ford county last Tuesday morning. room tilled with a mixture that will jal McNamee went to Kingman Sat mie ing Til an example: I'KAIT COUNTY GOVEKNSIBNT. honge tints to tail vour attention lo 1 r. the im-gMto tho oct-n- ir.nic,o,,i..4t. A.

S. Thompson Keep constantly on iand house wry i ttr-iiictr i iiic- Louse. Probate Judge haus-illa, lbs small it.iiiS 101, urday to see his best girl. Mr. James Latham started last Monday for Iowa to be present at the marriage ceremony County Aitsniey Clerk" of Court' County Cleivk burn great holes into nature's leart and make the cemetery blossom as the rose, and in a few hears you can sell nougti of ibis justly celebrated preparation for household, and experimental purposes only, to till your Habby pockets with wealth and paint the air of Kansas a bright inflammatory red.

j. r. ay D. C. Lewis J.

W. Ellis D. Lewis J. A. Stine W.

P. Finger A. Axhne Max Lament J. S. Barnes ireasurer Register of Deeds Supt.

Schools Sheriff Surveyor iiouse. er. la Iisih the wretoh-jlo nro. The owner cd house. the hnusc.

tp. 1h, i'tuis-m, hr.lfl. (leaves! 'i ally. i-tsiis-u, rtorecst'c l.iuis 1 o. lifior.frirg to the.

I.otlic. In i-a" :ei.i, iiivin eaing aifitirs. from the nou.te. The Stoiner system may not on closer examination justify expectation, but it is at any rate, another ui tempi; to solve a difficult problem, the solution of wiiich would-be of universal benefit. Lime, Hair, Brick, Etc.

Call and examine our stock before purcbasing elsewhere. Estimates carefully figured. of his son, We think anyone could fly if they would drive ree horses to their buggy as Richard Brandon does. Jin MiiSer returned last week from Nodaway county, where he has been visiting for the past three reports very cold weather there and plenty of snow, while here we still have Sunny Kansas. Why can't v.e Of wiiich we have a nice line from S2up.

It will pay you to buy one and lay it aside for next year- "HOLIDAY GOODS" Weather Report. TOWNSHIP. Trustee Joe Canoon Treasurer B. Morton Clerk Chas MeConnell Chicago Tribune. B.

A Deweese Justice of the Peace The Congo River. KANSAS. NINNESCAH, Weather report from the to the SOth of November, 1S8. The mean temperature has been higher than the 10 days previous, but had a cold wave the 241 with a mean temperature of The lushest temperature was We have thorn. After completing your purchases at our store, vou will not want any Christmas Piesents because goods vou bousut have been of such good value at so low a rrice.

cordiailv invite you to partake of the good things Ave offer, by so" doing peace and happiness will forever reign in your homes. hare a Sunday school ia Dresden It is a shame to see so many little folks idleing away their Sundays this beautiful weather. If we had a Sunday school they would all go and take a deep interest in the work. "We know POSTOFFICE HOURS, Opens 7:30 am 67 the SOth; the lowest 13 the 25th; .1 Closes 7:00 I. N.

ITN IK. RESPECTFULLY, meai lemperature, leuii ciutiu-iness 2.26. Frost on six mornings. Report far the whole month: The wind has been mostly in the X. W.

and S. Mean cloudiness 2.76; clear days 17; NINNESCAH i Stanley says that the length of the Congo river is twenty-one hundred miles, and that the Mississippi and the Nile together would scarcely equal its tribute of water to the ocean. From the mouth of the river a steamer drawing fifteen feet cau steam up one hundred and tern miles, at which point a land journey of fifty-two miles is taken on account of the rapids. Then another steaming or rowing voyage of eighty-eight miles occurs, which is succeeded by a land journey of ninety-live miles. After that it is possible to steam up another hundred and sixty miles.

Along this routs' thirteeu stations have been constructed among peaceful tribes. Brooklyn Eagle. Ruth and Boaz are the names of two post-oflicea of Coyell County, Texas. Sale-Stable. tuis by past experience tor we were little ones ourselves.

A certain young lady over in Rural classes Alary Long ai.d Dilla Baiiium with the old maids. The girl-- consider it unjust and desire to be classed ith the young ladies, for they have no love for either the old maids or bachelors. R. B. Ingle and W.

S. Branaman were overheard by the writer hint Sunday planning how to get partners for a dance to be held in ihU neighborhood. They finally rettleJ it in this way: They were both to use one partner and one suit of clothes; one as to taki the partner" haif the even- eedand KANSAS. SARATOGA fair clays 10: cloudy days 3. Observations made three times per day, at 7 a.

2 p. m. and 9 m. Pained and snowed a little rn the 1Kb ajid 16th. Amount of rain and melted snow .182 of an inch.

Highest temperature 73 the 4ih; iswest 13 the 2-lth; mean temperature for the month 40 -3 There were foar cold waves; the lirst was on of Ci li torrmt-rM- BILLIAED HALL, -c. AmroLD P. WEISS, Proprietor. to remain out ing and the otner was ture of 2o- and a mean temperature: side until his turn cu line. only THOMAS LONG Proprietor.

Cor. Elm and Kogers sts. NINNESCAH, kAS. for the dav of 30 3" the second on the Do all kinds of The New York papers are nominating Gov. Hill for President two years hence.

Oppbsite the Ninnescah Hotel. 1 Wo Artpr I' ort.v vsnnr f'J fa 1 AND 'ii-Ts'i'i spcrw.nce in the -s il 1 irerarntion 01 more than One Hntidred Thonsand uppUcfttionB for patents in rg tho United States toreicn conn. 8 tries, ttae pablitihers of the Scientific write this for the benefit of the young ladies of this vicinity, For remember when you promise one you promise both. Imagine what a time you'll have taking care of both kids. Where is Tom Morton, has any one seen him since last Sunday when he was endeavoring to ride a balky peny It seems that Tom succeeded in persuading a young lady of thi.s vicinity to go riding with him, but as he had only one horse and no buggy they concluded to try horse-back riding, both on one horse.

They had ar got nicely seated when thepouy began to balk. Off went Tommy sprawling in the mud while tho young lady stuck to the saddle. Tom remonstrated her for letting liira fall, but she says it was his own fault, for she held to h'm until the battons on his coat gave way and then Tommy went flying. Mr. McPeek will not be oblige! to bridge the mud hole east of his hou.he now Yor Tom carded, it all away in his ears and mouth.

Daisy. 12 with 17 and a mean temperature of 24 for the day; the third on the 17th with a morning temperature of 14 and a mean for the day of 17.3 the fourth en the morning of the 25th with 13, but tiie mean temperatiue was the lowest on the 21th, 25.3 Report for the Srst ten days of December began with a temperature of 32 at 7 a. m. and a mean of 28.1 for the day and getting rapidly colder. In fact a cold ave v.

as rapidly approaching and reached its lowest point a Up. m. the 4th, after which it grew rapidly warmer until the 10th when it reached a mean daily temperature of 51.7. Highest temperature ft the 10 days, C25 at 2 p. m.

IhsOtli; the Invest zero at 0 p. m. the 4th, and a mean temperature of 2S.1 From thi 5th to the 10th it grew rapidly warmer again with line pleasant weal her. The night cf lhe4ihit snowed enough to partially whiten the ground. From the p.

m. of the Oth to the night of the 10th the for patents, caveats. t.Tude-mnrks. copy-ritriiiR. for the United States, and mi FIRST CLASS WORK AT LOWEST PRICES.

My hall is fitted up with the Celebrated Brunswick Balke Billiard and Pool Tables. The Best Imported and Domestic Cigars Constantly on hand. Good Rigs for Visitors and commercial Travelers alwaps on hand CHARGES REASONABLE. Good care and attention given to teams left in my charge. o- to obtain patents in England, Franco, Oermany, and all other conntries Their eitperi-ence ia aneualed and their facilities are unsor-pawed.

lraring and specifications prepared and filed In the Office on short notice. Term very reasonable. choree tor examination ol models or drawincs Advies by mail freo Patents obtained through WnrmCo.aronotioed Inthe SCJ KiVTiFlC AJIERjfC which has the lareest oircnlation and in the meet infiueot t.l newpaer of it kind published i tile world. The advantages of snch a- notico every patentee understands. This large anfl splendidly illustrated newspaper Is published WEEKIiV at year, and is admitted to ba tho best paper devoted to science, mechanics, inventions, eiiRinesring works, and other departments of Industrial prosress, public led in any country.

It contains the names of ail patentees and tit le Of every invention patented eaca week. Try it four mouths for one dollar, bold bv all newsdealers. It yci hvo un invention to patent write to Wunn A Oo.f publishers of Sciuuno Amerioao, Sr-I Krosilway. Hit Yoilr JIaud'uook about patents tnj.ilea fre, Special attention given to Horse Shoeing and Plow Repairing. wiim uiew quire a gue irom uie-soinn.

A good LuHincfs room on Commor BROADWAY, L. Shaw. 1.