The Glade Echo from Glade, Kansas • 5

WWtHMWJff.l--H;is W. F. HUNTER RECORDS OF SONGS OF BIRDS LANDS BASS WITH SAFETY PIN Local News AUCTIONEER DR-G- W. LEREW Glade Boy Brings In Three Throe-Pounders With Which to Prove His Story. Call or write for Dates: eat Missouri Pacific Time Table EAST ABO No.

63G PnHaengor 4:43 p. rn. No, 604 Freight 6:30 a. m. V.SSTWABD No, 635 Passenger 9:50 a.

rn. Little Avne Olson, cowherd In Itas MERCHANDISE or STOCK SALES Drugs and Drug Sundries ca park, who catches big, black basal Market -KANSAS LOGAN, with such a seemingly impossible de vice as the much-maligned safety pin, Gramophone Has Been Successfully Employed In a New and v-Interesting Way. The gramophone is sometimes put to strange uses. The leader of an Afrjcan hunting expedition, who set out on a motor trip from the Cape of Cairo, recently used It as a decoy for tlgera and hippopotami. In tiger-hunting it is usual to tether a lamb to a tree; Its bleatings attract ttie tiger within reach of the hunters.

Before leaving England the exploror had some records made of bleating lambs, and, says, a recent writer, he tried no. tiiif I'reignt p. m. G. A.

HART. Agent Albert Elliott and wife were 'Burg Prices are Always Right Give Your Home Druggist Your Home Patronage Give Us a Trial may have revealed a mechanical principle taat will revolutionize the gentle art of angling. Arne does catch POINTED PARAGRAPHS (From the Chicago News) visitors Monday. bass with safety pins. This fact is Love is a dream; marriage is an vouched for by William T.

Cox, state Fresh and Cured Meats always on hand Nate Garrison was an Edmond vis alarm clock. itor last Thursday. fprestof who heard the tale direct from the forest service men in Itasca park, an exchange states. Other neome's troubles bore us Ben Gilmore has had his turn with One evoning Arne brought home more than our own. them on the unsuspecting tigers of the the grip this week.

KANSAS GLADE There's but little waist material in All the Best three fine bass weighing in the neighborhood of Jhree pTund3 each. To the repeated demands to explain how he hrfd made the capture he said that he had caught them with a safety pin, Mr. and Mrs. I. D.

Thornton were this year's ball gown. Speed visitors Sunday. African Jungle with considerable suc- ceSS. The record makers gained one of their greatest triumphs when they succeeded in getting good nightingale and blackbird records. The chief difficulty was the objection that birds had to the sounds of the recording Trying "to stand on your dignity Everybody laughed.

Miss Nellie Baker was the guest of may result in a hard fall. He explained that when he clam 'Burg friends Sunday. bered out over the lake on a fallen tree his sporting blood was fired by Love is a disease that most girls machines The clever men' got round Cash Paid for POULTRY and HIDES catch as often as they are exposed. Land Mrs. D.

A. Olds has been afflicted with the grip several days. that by setting up a dummy recording machine, in the horn of which a the sight of a number of big bass lolling in the shade. He had a piece of fishing line in his pocket, but no hooks they put some of the birds' favorite A lawyer doesn't know everything, gome iarge, and some small grass or bait. Then there, came an Inspira The infant son of Mr.

and Mrs food. but he thinks a client thinks he does. ranches in Phillips, Norton Roogs tion. When the bird entered the horn to and Graham counties, priced right. Harry Sparks is very ill with pneu- Plucking a safety pin from his get the food the clockwork was, set History repeast itself, with the ex- can use trade 0n some of them, trousers, he fastened it to the line in motion.

The little creatures soon cention of vour private history, which C. H. Sparks Glade, Kansas The tail of a crawfish made a pre grew accustomed to the sound, and une river Douom iarm mat is sure Walter Weston, the Standard Oil is repeated by the neighbors. sentable bait. so, after much tedious and discourag right.

man, made-his regular rounds Tues- Three times he heaved the impro- ing labor, successful records were There is no place like home, but Three good ranches on Bow Creek. day made. These records are selling in vised lure into the semidarkness of the pool and three times he brought Hamrnmrnrntmnjumnrosmamnms that's no excuse for loafing around Plenty of alfalfa. Water and grass. thousands all over the world.

out a bass. Not one got away. tnere instead oi going out ami uuut Harry VanAUen and wife visited the T. N. Keeten family at Phillips- Arne is quite sure that the tricky ing a job.

TENANTS DID NT MIND HIM pin snapped itself shut when a bass List your land with me if you wish bui'g Tuesday struck, but each one was securely Have your eyes tested and fitted to glasses by Drs. Nelson Morgan at Phillipsburg. 7-tf One seldom sees a woman on tne t0 gi, Mrs. Maude Armstrong, of Downs, hooked, and all the fisherfclk can ac-count for the lad's success1 in no oth Old Gentleman Merely Was a Harmless Optimist With a Seemingly Peculiar Delusion, street without a shopping bag. That ought to be sufficient warning to any Write or Phone vlStea a "ay or so at tne a.

w. Arm- er way. bachelor Glade Phone 39 Philrasbure 2G24 song nome iasi weeK. Clyde Young came down from Speed Tuesday and spent a few hours in Glade A district visitor was paying calls ITS LIGHT AFAR THROWS A. W.

Cunningham was in town on on the folk in a row of cottages, ar Kitchen Weights and Measures N. W. Garrison was shocked by the conduct of a shab One-half kitchen cupful equals one Monday demonstrating the Dodge car to prospective buyers. Searchlight Placed on Collapsible bily-dressed old gentleman, who GLADE KANSAS Tower Worked by Man 1C0 Yards Away." Curt Davidson left Tuesday for a few weeks visit with his parents near St. Joseph, Missouri.

passed from door to door in a great rage, and threatened the occupants One kitchen cupful equals one-half CS3 with all manner of dire The searchlights now used at the Jr'nimpsDurg ana spent tne pint or two gills. front are not, only extremely powerful day with the home folks. "Dear me, what "a peculiar old man!" she exclaimed to one of tenants. "Why do you permit "Mm Harry Mann, of Pleasonton, visited his brother, Eev. Mann, and family, Wednesday of this week.

Four kitchen cupfuls equal one qt, Ben Gilmore was a Norton visitor to abuse you in that fashion?" but they are mounted on swift motor cars, so that they can be moved to any desired point at night. as quickly as possible, Pearson's Weekly says. Dr. J. L.

Shewmaker. PHYSICIAN "ana STTKGEON last week, taking the cizil service examination held in that city. Two cupfuls of granulated sugar "Oh, we don't mind in the leist, ma'am," answered the tenant, with These searchlights, too, are mount NOSE AND THROAT A SPECIALTY Electro Eherapentins and X-Eay equal one pound. a Mrs. Edna King and baby returned to Kirwin Saturday after a week's visit with her parents near Cowley.

ed on portable collapsible towers Office Phone 235 Residence Phone 150 PMIIiIjIPSBURG KANSAS a twinkle in her eyes. "We're quite used to his little ways by now. He's been a harmless lunatic for ten or are glad to report Mrs. Mann, Two and one-half cupfuls of pow which can bo run up a height of 30 feet or so very quickly. The light is, who has been quite ill, as improving eleven years," dered sugar equal one pound.

4 and on the road to recovery. as a rule, worked by an observer who WILLIAM KINGERY "You don't say so! Poor old fel is at least a hundred yards away from S. Jacobs, of Phillipsburg, has been building an ice chute on the river on the George Ewell farm this week. low! What particular form does his One heaping tablespoonful of equals two ounces or one- Lawyer and Bonded it, so that he is pretty safo from being, hit by the rain of shells which madness take?" Abstracter KAKSAS Phoebe Darnell was an early moi'n-ing visitor at Phillipsburg Tuesday, having business with the dentist. PHXHLIFSETma quarter cupful.

are always turned on to these lights ma'am. He comes for the rent every Monday, and actually allows himself to fancy that he'll get by thQ enemy. Mrs. Herbert Quanz has been quite sick and away from her post of duty at the store by a severe attack of the The towers are run up by means ABOUT COUNTRY P.OADS One cupful of flour (one heaping it!" London Tit-Bits. of compressed air carried in cylin That more cities in Kansas have quart) equals one pound.

gnp. paved their streets with first class Exercise for Thin Folks Homer Williams joined the auto class last Monday by the purchase of a Dodge car from the Smith agency. Mrs, Rod Chester and children re- ders on motor cars, which also carry the electrical apparatus for working the light. All the movements, vertical as well as horizontal, are controlled Eight round tablespoonfuls of -dry materials during the last five years When it. comes to the question of exercise, the' thin woman will do well material equal one cupful.

man in any ouier suue in uie uusuu, is the assertion of W. S. Gearhart. Dr. Morgan was called to Glade Sunday to the home of Wilbur Vincent and also the home of Art Chester where the children were to remember the old Greek warning, by a long cable.

state hirfiwav engineer. "These cities turned last Friday from a two- These searchlights, which are "Nothing too much." She assuredly SCHOOL EXTENSION 1 ji. II savs Mr. Gear- montn visit witn ner parents in needs a certain amount of gentle ex Manhattan, Kansas. The exten- negan tneir worn, much more powerful than those used in any other war, will pick up a Zep koi-t "Kir naxrina nna tw twn VilnplfS in vjOlOiauO.

ercise every day, but she does not sion scnooi idea is growing rapiaiy mstrcng and children ir tt i the business districts ana extenamsr need and ought not to take up the violent sports which will do the fat left Sunday evening for a temporary. pelin, no matter what height it has risen to. They carry, indeed, to a distance of six miles, though for in ux iduuo Wvm Wilhur Vincent delivered mail on i i m-ovntinns until 111 mnnv nlfifes Tirnc- W11DUI VltlLtou uiuvtieu uuiu uu auvantage oi nine sucn scnooi i i alt of the streets have been both the routes Tuesday, Jno. Lou stay in -Downs or until they can get a residence in Glade again. woman all' the good in the world, There are two outdoor practices, how picking out soldiers the nearer the veiuoer auu ueceiiiuer unuci i ausnices of the Kansas State Agri- Paved.

The most natural, practical "1 better, not only because they show substitute, Ben Gilmore, being sick. ever, which will be of great benefit to the thin woman. One of these is cultural collee-e. Similar schools are and logical development of this sys them up more clearly, but because the scheduled for this month and Febru- tern, will be the extension of these light dazzles the eyes and throws the walking, the other is swimming. men into confusion.

ary, and in the week of February 14 Paved highways out into the country When the thin woman walks she should not try to see how much In our notice last week of the S. S. class banquet we unintentionally omitted the presenting by the class to Mrs. Minnie Albaugh, the retiring the Kansas State Normal Schoool and mcieeci, many counties are matung ae Mr. and Mrs.

Jno. Smeet, and Mrs. Behnson, of Vona, Colorado, who have been visiting relatives here for some; time, left Monday evening for Cawker City and Glen Elder, where they expect to spend some time before returning hone. the agricultural colleee will co-oper- hmte plans tor such a radiating sys i. More Rabies.

It is a real pleasure to be able to ground she can cover in a certain -period of time. Let her walk quietly and at a moderate pace, paying par ate in holding an extension school and tern of roads. call attention to a case of so-called Dnrine- the last five vears. Kansas teacher, a silver cake plate in appre- a district agricultural congress in ticular attention to her breathing. has built and has been maintaining ciation of her work with them.

"rabies" which failed to scare one sensible man. Emporia Walking in the fresh air will help Contracts are now -being made by the finest system of earth roads in the The Kennel master of the Animal the division of extension for schools world, but about ten months ago, the you to breathe correctly, and it will also give you a splendid appetite for Rescue league found two policemen next year and those interested should 'bottom dropped out' and the most waiting for a "mad dog" to, run out those three meals of good, wholesome of a store on Dudley street and be anr.lv immediately to the dean. important dimension oi tnese ingn- food of which you ought to dispose i -i i mi i shot. Mr. Rowlinson, going in fear Three sDecialists in agriculture and was has been tneir aeptn.

ine weatner dally. Swimming also will aid your appetite, and it is positively the best lessly, discovered a dog to whom some Gas Engines two in home economics were present conditions in 1913 and 1914 were at each one of the schools held in No- favorable for the maintainance of fool had given some sticky candy. and quickest way to develop the bust The dog, frightened when he found I il J- T-n and shoulders. This is the swimming his Jaws stuck together, had a fit, and vember and December. Soils and eann roaua mm many jvananno craps, dairying, live stock, and animal gan to think that properly graded season; don't fail to learn if you want when found was too weak to walk.

But to gain weight and a healthful sym diseases were the agricultural sub- eann roaas wouia answer any yui- metrical body. for the arrival of Mr. Rowlinson there would have been more scareheads like l'ects handled, and food nrincinles. pose, "Epidemic of Rabies Spreads to Bos- Papuans Die Young. The average duration of 'life Is home furnishings and decoration, and "However, it is now cieariy evident dress making the subjects handled by that if these main roads radiating the women teachers." The attendance from market centers and connecting ranged from 35 to 115.

cities, are to be maintained in the Cowardice among men is responsi shorter in Papua or New Guinea than in any other country, possibly owing ble for most of the "rabies" stories, and mistreatment of dogs for a good deal of the remainder. Boston Globe. An extension school was held this eastern part ot tne state as obo-aay to the peculiar diet affected by the week at Ouincv. The schedule for highways, it will De necessary to sur natives, who devour with gusto the larva of beetles, dug out of decayed January and February follows: Janu- face them with more permanent ma- Joffre and Napoleon. tree trunks and habitually drink sea arv 17.

Maize: January 24. Argonia; terials than puddled earth." A saying of General Joffre's which Come in and let as show you our Fairbanks-Morse Engines with Electric Light Plants in Connection January 31, Belle Plaine; February water when near the coast. "The people die off at about 40," we are told has never been given the publicity it deserves comes from a correspondent Milt Keeten was a 'Burg visitor on 7, February 21, Chap who vouches for its accuracy. It il Tuesday. man; February zts, mcKerson.

in A. B. Pratt's Two Years Among the New Guinea Cannibals. "We saw one very old man, who may have been lustrates charmingly the modesty of the man wbo, it is claimed, saved Mrs. Lee is reported as being quite Mr.

and Mrs. A. F. Aynes and Edith about 60 years of age the only exam France. The general was explaining ill this week.

left Saturday night for a week's vis to a favored American visitor the po ple of longevity that we came across. He was bent almost double, and had 1 sition of the French army in trench-ments on the plain beneath the hill Mrs. Ira T. Reeme is numbered on a long white beard. His fellow tribes it in Kansas City.

Mr. Aynes expects to attend the retail hardware and implement dealer's association which meets in that city this week and Mrs. the sick list. where they stood, and he traced the course of the German lines beyond. men regarded him as a great curiosity and" brought him to see us.

Despite the decrepitude of his body, however, there was no trace of senility; his William Pruitt and wife were "It's a big Job," said the visitor, "But I guess even Napoleon, If he had visitors Tuesday. Aynes will visit relatives and. friends. Lee Nail is in charge of the hardware store in their absence. had all your troops to fight with here senses were unimpaired, and the poor old creature showed great gratitude would have had to dig himself In just for a gift of tobacco." The Royal Circle S.

SY class will the same." A portion of the south end of the "Ah," said Joffre, slowly stroking give a social at the Hall Friday January 21st. Dromntlv at eight his chin. "Napoleon! No, I think Na Styles Soon Change. poleon would have thought of some We have a good line of fine Robes for the Auto or Carriage. Just what you need! "So you are going to motor across dam at the Glade -mill went out last Wednesday night for some unknown cause.

The mill shut down grinding for a few days until repairs can be o'clock. Miss Gerdaldine Livingstone i T. rt TJ Tl 1J 11 thing!" Manchester Guardian. the continent, Mrs. Whyffer?" "Yes.

We start tomorrow." ana jvir. Bruce xveynoiua wm be married at this hour. Happening That Is Rare. made. "I dare say you anticipate a pleasant A grotto fungus, extremely rare, and time?" "Yes, but there is one thought that This promises to be one of the prominent society events of the season.

Following the wedding, refreshments will be served and a social time promised. The admission will be 5c. adv. described as a stalk about an inch in diameter which supported a wax-like collar of lacework, above which was a bright green ball with a mouthlike troubles me." "And what is that?" The little son of Mrs. Loy Graham, of Portis, who has been visiting her sister, Mrs.

George Carter, was quite ill several days with pneumonia but is much better. "I'm afraid our car will be out of orifice at the top, was found growing date when we reach our destination. In a Brockport (N. dooryard the other day. So far as is known this Is William King received the sad news of his mother's death at her daugh Great Advantage.

a tropical growth, transplanted by in "What is your idea of the zero of en- ter's home in Oklahoma, on December sects. A bunch of bananas may have The D. S. club held their regular meeting at the home of Mrs. Emma Quanz.

The attendance was light on account of the severe cold day. joyment?" been the medium. "Why er a monologue on a pho 23. "'She was quite advanced in age and was for many years a resident of this community and was a lady of fine chararter and highly respected. She nograph." The, Climax.

Th ID. "I know Bomehing less enjoyable "I see where a seedless tomato has ornton Fern King returned Friday night been grown In California." than that" "Yes?" from "a two-weeks stay at Selden "Yes. but the gastronomic millen- will be well remembered by older people who will be sorry to hear of her where she has been helping cafe for A monologue on the stage, Yon can nlum will never arrive until they death. her grandmother, Mrs. Duncan, that off the phonograph, JVQlve the boneless shadl" titiiiiiiummniiiiiiiiiiimmiuiiniHiiiiiimt.