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KIRWIN GLOBE. FRIDAY, FEB. 5, 1897. $1.00 Per Year in Advance. THE OFFICIAL CITY PAPER.

Entered at the post-office at Kirwin, Kansas, as second-class matter. W. G. Littell. Mayor Hull W.

W. Strout Olty Treasure Oity Judge. I. Wands Police Oity Marshal. 8.

Ewing COUNCILMEN. D. A. Duff, F. H.

Quintard, M. Fisher, G. H. Ensign, C. R.

Jackson. of the Kirwin Cemetery. Superintendent Travis Dennis. U.S. POSTOFFICE, MAY L.

KIKWIN OPERA HOUSE. 8. CITY DIRECTORY. SECRET SOCIETIES. POST 122 G.

A A. KIRWIN and third Thursday of Meets the Arst each month at 3:30 p.m. B. R. Orist, P.0.

Palmer, Adjutant. at the Warner House the W. R. at 2:30 p. m.

and fourth econd Thursday at 8 p' m. of each month. Thursday Mrs Sarah Deppin, Pres Ma8. Amanda Brower, Secretary. KIRWIN LODGE 175, A.

A.M, second and fourth Friday of each Meets W. Doebler. W. M. month.

O. E. MONELL, Secretary. KIRWIN CAMP Wednesday evening of each Meets third month Clerk C. Ingersoll, Yo C.

E. Monell, KIRWIN CHAPTER A Wednesday of each month. Meets on first cordial invitation to all visiting companA O. E. MONELL, H.

P. ons. C. W. HULL Secretary.

KIPWIN LODGE 148100 Meets every Tuesday night. Resident: to meet promptly at 8 bers are requested members cordially welcomed. Fred Clark, elock. Visiting A. Fisher Secretary LODGE 350 A.

0, U. W. KIRWIN Meets every 1st and 3rd 1 Monday evening of W. A. Havens al.

W. each month. H. Ensign, Recorder, POPLAR CAMP M. W.

A. AGRA KANS. Friday evenings of Meets first and third each month at 7: 30. Browning, Morrow, A Clerk. C.

CHURCH SOCIETIES. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Sabbath at 11 a and at Preaching every Sabbath School every Sunday at 2:30 pm 3n and Prayer Meeting every Wednesday H. W. CONRY. Pastor.

evening ME CHURCH Preaching every Sabbath at 11 a and at :80 Sabbath School every Sunday at 2 and Prayer Meeting every Thursday W. LiTTELL. Pastor vening UNITED BRETHREN. Preaching every alternate Sabbath in the Boyce Hall, at 7: 30, p. In.

8. T. KOESTER, Pastor. EPWORTH LEAGUE Meets every Wednesday evening at the church. Literary Program every two weeks.

All invited. Mr. H. C. Duff, President Miss Mina Houtz, Secretary.

CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR Meets every Thursday evening at the Congregationalchurch. Miss Kittie Fisher, Pres. President. Miss Fie South, Secretary. LO AL TIME ARD.

C. B. Mo. P. -asenger east 10:42 sasenger west 8.27 p.m W.

E. Fallas, Agent. LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS. Advertising notices under this heading are worth 5 cents a line, and will be continued antil ordered out. 10 cents A line for locals a bold-faced type.

Tycoon Teas at Weaver's. A very fine variety of Tablets, cheap, at Ensign's. Go to Ingersoll for Lard, Hams and Bacon. A Car load of Tiling for wells and culverts at C. E.

All shades of half wool Henriettas, 36 inches wide, only 20c at Ingersoll's. Do you want any paint? If you do Bradley's is the place to buy it. Ladies underware in all grades and sizes, very cheap at The best carpet stretcher ever invented can be bought of C. E. Bradley.

If you want a good job done on your Listers and Plows, call on R. R. Hackley. A new supply of paints and oils that will be sold at prices that defiles competition, at Dr. Truesdle's.

Those having old razors can have new ones made out of them by bringing them to JOE ARRINGTON, West side of Square EXCLUSIVE JEWELER! If your watch requires cleaning or repairing, take it to R. Locke, West Side Square. He warrants his work. WANTED travel for responsible MEN OR Jabed house in Kansas. Salary $780 and xpenses.

Position permanent. Reference Enclose self- addressed envelope. 'The Na onal, Star Insurance Chicago, The mills known as Wilson mills, are now in operation. Rye, buckwheat and milo-maze flour made Corn meal and feed ground on short notice. Give me a call.

Yours Truly, J. D. McDOWAL. The best Teas in the market at Weaver's Say, did you see those beautiful tines at Ensign's? Do you want good machine oil? You can get it from Frank Ewing. Try Sinclair on tuning Pianos and Organs.

Satisfaction guaranteed. Henrietta dress goods in all shades only 25 cts. per yard, at Rowe's. WANTED Poultry and will pay the highest Cash price. G.

F. BARTLET. Oh! did you see those beautiful Albums at Trusdle's? They are lovely! Atchison Thompson will have Fresh Fish on Thursday and Friday of each week. John Ellenberger went down to Kansas City Wednesday with three car loads of cattle. A horse buyer was in the city yesterday but we did not learn how many horses our farmers presented him.

R. H. Trusdle sole agt. will refund the money if not satisfied after using one bottle of Dr. Fenner's medicines.

You can always get SHINGLES at Bradley's and all other kind of building material as cheap as any where else. The Populist legislature has been in session over three weeks and still the price of corn remains the same. How 18 this thusly? An Alton, Kansas, girl washed all day made a supper of twelye boiled eggs, and then danced all night. The funeral procession was a mile The Populist statesmen who went to Topeka after pie, many of them have returned home to satisfy their craving apetite on hog and hominy. Mr.

Frank Boddington spent, a few days looking after business in this vicinity and in visiting his family. He returned to Kansas City Tuesday. The Wa-Keeney World says that J. M. Rhodes' two-legged calf is still alive and well.

There are many two-legged calves still alive in Kansas; and the worst of it is, they keep up a continual bawl. An old experienced hog raiser says: "The best profit from hogs is made during the first six months of their lives. It pays much better to feed two lots to 200 pounds than one lot to 400 pounds." Several of our exchanges state that in the vicinity of Marvin, Phillips county, that cattle are dying in great numbers of Black -tongue. This is a mistake as we have heard of no deaths from that disease. An Eastern farmer who has been feeding ensilage to his horses for the past two winters, says of the result, that he never had horses to look better, or be healthier.

Mr. Will Jones, the gentleman who was here a short time ago with a view of buying a barber sbop, has bought the shop of W. D. Gower. in Osborne City, where he will locate permanently.

The police boards of our large cities have become to all intents and purposes a machine to control and manipulate the political wires in behalf of the bosses. The Kansas City investigation is showing up a wonderful degree of corruption. J. M. Tinney returned from Topeka last Saturday.

His voice indicates that be received the cold shoulder while at the State Capitol, or perhaps he missed the train and had to be wafted home on the chilly southeast wind which prevailed that day. The Smith Center papers, even the Bazooo, was struck dumb by the recent scandal in their midst. Had such things occurred in one of her neighboring towns, two of the papers at least, would have come out out with two line pica head lines, denouncing with holy horror detestable creatures. But we will admit the fact -it does make a difference as to whose ox is gored. HOME SEEKERS EXCURSION.

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Mo. Pac. Grant Shaw's defense of the bedbug: There is a good deal said about being as 'crazy as a But bid you ever know of anything else so small, to use as much sense in its career as does the bedbug? A bedbug always has plenty to eat of the best in the land. It keeps warm, and makes it warm for others. All its wants are satisfied and it takes such good care of its health that it is never sick.

It never meets with an accident. It lives to a ripe old age, and dies a peaceful death, after having rounded out an active, useful career. The bedbug is the philosopher the insect kingdom. It knows more than all the bees and ants iu the world. If people had as much sense as a bedbug they would get along better and the bedbug not so well." It is said that the bubonic plague which has killed off a million in India is beading this way and may strike the United States during the summer.

There is little occasion for worry. The bubonic plague started among the people who never bathe or clean house. The wonder is that bal! of the people of India didn't die instead of only a million. If it reaches the United States at all it will hardly reach Kansas. The people of the United States are generally clean, and as the plague is of the microbe variety, it will never stand the test of the Kansas climate.

This is the advantage of living here, and the special advantage of the short grass region. 'The bubonie plague couldn't brace up against a Western Kansas wind and live Afteen minutes. There are no drawbacks, brethren, without some com and Breeze. Nice and warm, Valentines at Ensign's! Cloudy weather prevails this week. George Fenner was over at Smith Center Wednesday.

A few hogs are dying in this neighborhood form pneumonia. John Ellenberger has purchased a fne new Singer sewing machine. A car load of Northern grown Early Ohio Potatoes at Ingersoll's. Mr. John Bissell is in Phillipsburg this week attending to business.

We would like to get a few small pigs from those who owe us on subscription. Messrs. Wey and Knowls shipped a load of fat cattle to Kansas CIty Tuesday. Mrs. W.

C. Littell is enjoying a visit from her sister who resides in Osborne county. Ray Tinney went to Kansas City on Wednesday. He may remain there for some time. Mr.

Lew Hays has been ailing for the past ten days, but is again able to be out on the street. Mr. Will Arrington drove over from Webster last Saturday and visited his parents over Sunday. Mrs. Twiss, wife of G.

J. Twiss, may. or of Kansas City, is visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Lew Hays, of this city.

Messrs. Wm. Edwards and Vogle completed building the woodwork of a ten horse power and jack for Mr. Wey this week. Jim Roberts was in town yesterday carrying his finger in a sling.

the result of being too near the business end of a mule. Mr. o. W. Cross.

of Plum township, made this office a vist last Tuesday. He informed us that horses are still dying in his neighborhood. Webb MeNall's mother died at her home near Gaylord last Tuesday. Sbe was 70 years of age, and was loved and respected by all who knew her. Mr.

McFadden, who has been an invalid for many years, died last Wednesday night. The funeral services were held yesterday afternoon at the M. E. church, conducted by Rev. Littell.

Obituary next week. A series of meetings began in the M. E. church last Sunday evening. Considerable interest is being manifested and we look for a successful meeting.

A cordial invitation is extended to one to attend and aid in the services. Tuesday was ground hog day, and as he could see his shadow all day, he will again retire to his private apartments and enter into a conspiracy with the weather clerk to give six weeks more winter. However, in yiew of the fact that Wednesday and Thursday were cloudy, and with the influence of the pop legislature, his Hogship may conclude to send us an early spring. A communication was received a short time ago by the St. Louis Journal of Agriculture cautioning farmers to look out for "parties who under the pretense of forming a 'Farmers and Grain Raisers' Protective are asking farmers to contribute five dollars and to agree to pay a quarterly assessment for the purpose of accumulating a fund to enable them to hold their grain and control the price of the same." It would seem strange if any' man with common sense could be induced to contribute to a fool scheme of this kind, but those fellows are looking for "suckers," and no doubt will find them by appealing to their prejudice they hold against the "middle-men:" totally ignoring the immutable law of supply and demand.

PROCEEDINGS OF CITY COUNCIL those AT MEETING FEB, 1, 1897. Meeting culled to order by the Mayor. Roll called: Councilmen present; M. Fisher, F. H.

Quintard and G. H. Ensign Absent: D. A. Duff' and C.

R. Jackson. The minutes of the last meeting were read and approyed. The following bils were then presented and allowed: H. C.

Wey, $2.60 D. S. Stoner, and 11.40 F. HI. Quintard, 95 W.

W. Strout, 5.25 The bill of E. Bradley for $5.60 was allowed with the exception of $3.50 for tiling. The Police Judge's report for months of Dee. and Jan.

was read and approved and ordered placed on file. The report of the city treasurer was read and accepted and ordered placed on file. On motion Council adjourned. W. W.

STROUT. Clerk. A young lady down in Smith county became very much alarmed the other day because her pug dog kept up an uneasy whine and running off at the mouth. She ran to a neighbor. and in tearful ac.

cents described to him the dog's symptoms. The man began to chuckle and said: "Do not be allarmed Miss although the disease is considered contagious, it is not necessarily fatal. Let the pup whine, but keep him at home as much as possible and the disease may wear itself out; in fact your dog has caugh the Kansas disease but will be all right when it runs its course." what is the preyailing Kansas disease?" she asked; and the old farmer began to chuckle again, and said: "Why Miss bless your heart! your tittle dog bus only turned Populist, that's all." "My Fido, my Fido turned Populist!" she exclaimed. and asked "Oh! and will Fido be guilty of such conduct as some of our pop county officials, if I thought he would I would have him shot, rather than suffer the disgrace of having owned such a The good farmer assured her that there were many good, noble and true men afflicted with the disease, and while they caused their friends some uneasiness, yet they would eventually come out all right. The young Indy returned home much relieved and hoping for the best.

CORRESPONDENCE. KENSINGTON ITEMS Loyely weather! Grandpa Mahin is sick. Mrs. Gus Thieler is quite sick at this writing. Mrs.

Allard and family spent Sunday in the country. Miss Tidda Johnson came back from Smith Center last Saturday. Geo. Wood and wife returned Wednesday morning from Baldwin, Kan. Rey.

Conry is holding a series of meetings at the Congregational church. Ernest Smith was surprised by a number of his friends one eyening last week. There was a Y. P. S.

C. E. entertainment giyen at the Cong'l church Tuesday evening. Mrs. Curt Scott arrived here Saturday morning from Col.

Curt will drive through. Grandma Hinman started Wednesday for Forest City, where she will remain until spring. The Ladies Society spent Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Ghilchrist. They had a lovely time.

Miss Fannie Hinman and Miss Ellen Vessey had a run-a-way Sunday. Miss Hinman's wrist was sprained. buggy sligbtly broken, but otherwise no damage was done. HAPPY HOLLOW ITEMS. Who saw the eclipse? Paul Willis has toncilitis.

Mrs. Gilbert is under the doctor's care. The farmers are filling their ice houses. Miss Gertrude Richards is still very sick. Two of Simeon Smedley's children nave the diphtheria.

Several cases of bad colds and la grippe in this neighborhood. Abe Bechtel shipped his fat hogs to Kansas City via Agra, last week. Diphtheria has broken out in Agra and the schools are closed in consequence. Charley Anderson froze his fingers while shucking corn last Saturday week. Miss Belle Bechtel spent a few days last week with the Misses Northup of Agra.

Eyery member of Fred Clark's family has been more or less sick the past two weeks, The school boards of Dist. 42 and 49 thought it best to close the schools while diphtheria was in the neighborhood. L. P. Hogan has traded his farm of 120 acres for land in Graham county and A.

N. Willis has bought the farm. We presume he intends baching this summer unless he can induce one of his good looking young lady friends to keep house for him. HODGE PODGE. W.

W. Strout will go to Smith Center the first of the week where he has accepted a position with "Gus, the Square Cloth ier." We are sorry to see Will leave Kirwin as he is one of our brighest and best young men. For many years he has been in Keckley's store; he not only bad the confidence of his employer, but of every one who did business with him. Will is a good musician and will add much to the already popular Smith Center hornblowers. ORIPPLE CREEK via COLORADO SPRINGS.

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