The Miltonvale News du lieu suivant : Miltonvale, Kansas • 4

''NEW RELIABLE" DRUG STORE, G. W. MATTHEWS, PROPRIETOR. THE A Saw Without IVeth. tSBEAD THIS 31 rhere'are a great many of oursub- ibera one.

two and three years IL TON A iM ILL'S outeit breith I guess i'U rest until next week, but before I quit I'de juft like to say that if the citizens of Ames and surrounding country had any "git up and git" about them they'd build a bridge across the river at this point. Having gathered all the news from HABTEB A TATE, Proprietor, An prepared to do all kinds of country custom work. They keep constantly on band the best grades of FLOUR. GRAHAM, MEAL, HOMINY, AND CHOP IEED. Highest market price paid for Corn! the N' ii.fS.

We h7e notifled them 7 I. rtt-r and through tne puper. A good many have called in and settled. Many very able to do so hare not. ow gentlemen we intend to give our readers a good paper and to do ao we MUST II AVE what is due us.

So please do not feel badly if we cut you oft. We can't pay our debts unless we get what is due us. On Feb. 1st all who hay not arranged with us will be cut off our list and the accounts put out for collection. LETTEit.

1 1 of Mil- lfefl. j. juj ieuu.ucii iVoiii a two weeks visit iu the coun'ay. 1 woiild liare stayeu longer but 1 saw a letter in the News from a fellow in Colorado, who it seems is completely mashed on me. His name I think is Bob John I wonder if he is any relation to Mr.

Sing Sing whose name I heard so 19" Satisfaction Guarantee TATE, Proprietor! CITY MILLS. Mwy Weighed at HOWE'S Scales BARTER MILTONVALE Feed and numtinmui ticoswi, mm ibiw merest biouu hum. ne 7 Sale Stable, JJ JAMES GORDON, Proprietor! Good buggies, phsstons, road Everything kept in firatclass style. wagons, hunting wagons Also Auctioneering promptly attended to. and teams to match.

UTCall and see me. THE OLD RELIABLE DRUG STORE! carries a full stock of Best Drugs, paints, and oils Blank books of all kinds. Stationery, letter, etc. Inks, ink-stands and an elegant line of notions. Chidren's Pancy Toy Books! Immense Stock! Bought Cheap! A saw without teeth, that will cut a steel rail in two minutes, is in operation at the Central-Hudson shops, in Green bush, N.

Y. The saw is run by a ninety horse power engine, more power than is required to run all the other, machinery in the shops, and is 38 inches in diameter, and three-eighths of an inch thick at the edge. The disk is make of Bessemer steel, and runs at a high rate of speed. While in operation a band of fire encircles the saw, and the many sparks flying from the revolving disk resembles a display of pyrotechnics. To keep the saw cool and prevent it from cracking, a tank of water is placed above the machine, from which a small stream runs down and drops on the saw while in motion.

By this plan one saw will cut nearly 8,000 rails before it is worn out A steel rail, after about six years' constant use becomes battered at the ends, and by cutting them off the rails can hi used in branch and switch tracks. Rails are cut by this machine for the whole line of the Central-Hudson Railroad. The saw, while cutting, bears down hard on the rail the end of which is left as smooth as the bottom of a flatiron. One remarkable thing about the machine is that the chips cut from the rad fly back under the saw with such force as to form a solid piece of steel nearly as firm as the rail itself. Scientific American, "Gentlemen of the Jury," said a lawyer oi iian Bernardino, while defending a client, "you would not sc-nd a man to jail fr a little thing like this, would you? Why, gentlemen, it some of you Lad been punished for the little ofl'enses you have committed you would be in the penitentiary to-day." This did not seem to strike the jury as good argument, and they found the accused man guilty once.

CHEAP FOR CASH. Will sell house and lot at Clyde, Kansas cheap for cash if taken within 90 days from first insertion of this notice. The building has four rooms. Size 14x24 with south ell 12x18. It fronts north.

This is a well built house and a very warm one in cold weather as it is lined inside with heavy one-inch siding. Clvde's leading contractor, Mr. 1. 1. Groff, did the work ar.d for first- class woikmansmp he is not excelled in tue county, cellar 10 12, Premises enclosed with neat picket lence.

and is directly opposite soutn entrance of city park. Lot is high and dry and as level and smooth as a floor. Size M) 160. Improvements, 36 three and four-vear-old apple trees, 12 Early Richmond cherry trees, two grape arbors (bearing fruit) containing 36 Concord vines to one and 18 to the other. Also a number of ornamental trees, shrubbery, on grounds.

A heavy six-foot sidewalk passes by the front gate. This location is one of the best in the city and not only that but in the most aristocratic part also. Is within a stone's throw of the Republican river, the same distance to both railroads, three blocks of postouice, two blocks of M. E. Church and in one block of the high school building.

This 1,000 property yon can purchase within the above specified time for $800 cash. JNo deduction will be made from the above figures. Reason for selling, want to invest where my business is. For further information inquire at News office. Respectfully.

Lamar M. Clise. Miltonvale, Dec. 23, lfMtf. A.

JJ. Clvde is at nreseut nuttinsr in a system of waterworks costing 840,000. Harden Seeds. The finest stock ever offered in Miltonvale at Red Front Grocery. You can buy flour as cheap at the Clyde Mills flour and feed store as merchants can buy at any mills.

We exchange flour for wheat. J. W. Shay. Manager.

W. K. Barnes offers a fine improved farm, known as the Adams farm, one mile from Miltonvale for 82.W0. All hedged aud cross fenced. Also a house aud two lots well located in Miltonvale.

Heavy suit3, at actual cost, at Miller Legace's. The Clyde Mills flour and feed store keeps the largest stock and the best and cheapest dour towu, we exchange flour fur wheat. J. W. Shay, Manager.

All those knowins themselves in debted to the firm of Miller Le-uack will please come and settle their bills and save farther trouble. A few more cloaks to be closed out at cost. Man. R. L.

Downing. All our flour is warranted and we can and will sell cheaper than any house in Miltonvale. Clyde Mills Flour and Feed Store. J. W.Shay.

Manager. If you want to save money aud get the best article of flour iu Miltonvale go to the Clyde Mills flour and feed store. Wheat taken in exchange for iiour, J. W. Shay, Manager.

Come in and see our great bargains. Going at cost at Miller Legacea. Great reduction in heavy goods, at Miner a Cloaks at actual cost, at Miller Lcgace s. Overcoats at actual cost, at Millor Legacea. We are here to sell flour and we intend to sell cheaper than auyoneelse, Our flour is warranted to give satisfac tion or money refunded.

Come and ex amine aud get our prices. Clyde Mills Flour and Feed Store, -J. V. Shay, Manager. Alarm clocks from 8.00 to 8.00 at Clarys.

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Km rou Nkws: Please announce that we have gotten out a book which will explain itself concerning our prices on Nursery stock wo are selling lower than ever; but we cannot employ men to travel and sell at the low figures in this book. A blank order is in the book and every one that fills out their wants and sends to us by the first day of March. 1887, will get a reduction of 10,16 and 20 per cent, according to the amount wanted. We have everything wanted In this climate less price than ever oflored here, aud if the peoplo have got to be bored for an order, let flic tree ped dler that has such wondermi fruit take their order, for It Is the only way to learn them anything in the business. We sand you this book to sen if the tree fraud can't be done away within thla locality.

Bend for the book. 83-3 Yours Truly. A. J. Smith Son.

Smith Son's catalogue of trees and prices can uo had by calling at this onice. Great Bargains. Mall gaper, aunt troantha possible and seeing the dear old lady was almost exhausted for breath, (fjr she did not catch but two while she was reciting the above) we donned oar wrappings, promised to call next week and bade her good night. Dick Jinks. IN THE IIOLE.

A few weeks ago the Milton vale city officials became alarmed at the gambling going on iu that city and sent down to Clay center for help, hat they wanted a man to enter the gang, work his ay into their conlidence and then turn informer, feuch a man was sent who entered the games, but upou linding his brother one of the gamblers retubed to further act iu the matter and returned to this city. Another spy was sit to the wicked city. He like his predecessors became acquainted with the sporting element of tlie'city, entered their rooms, snotted each man that played and then huriied to his employers, the Oiiicevs of the city, and informed on tnem. The consequence was tnat aoout twenty or i them were arresUsd. two or tne.n pieaa guilty, paid their tine of fsto.oo each mid officers, in their im became frightened and hastened to tliis citv for adyiee and help.

What the result will be, it is iin- possible to foretell, 'the people of Mil- tonvale are in earnest and intend to use all means to drive gambling out of the city whatever they may be, fair or foul. Clay Center Daily Times. The "pimp" who has been doing missionary work here has been 'round in sobbing accents declaring he was not to blame, and that one of our own men was. hat a pity that Miltonvale must go down to the swamps of Clay county for guttersnipes to look after our own business proper. TRICKS OF THE VENTRILOQUIST.

We publish the following pood piece, a the request of one of our subscribers, tuken from an eastern exchange. Ed's A solemn man in a western city re cently entered a restaurant, followed by tns aog, seated nimseit and caiieu lor a bill of fare. It was given him. "What would vou like to have sir?" asked the waiter, flipping the table with nis napKin. The dog meanwhile had climbed up on a chair on the other side of the ta ble and was gravely regarding his master.

ell," said the solemn man reflectively, "gimme some o.xtail soup." "Gimme, the same," said thedog. 1 he waiter's assumed the color of cold boiled veal. "Cup oV-offee and plenty of milk," went on the solemn man. "Gimme the same." said the dog. The waiter shuddered, and turning fled for the kitchen.

A man with a squint at an adjoinin? table was much interested in the scene. He had ibserved it closely, and finally spoke to the solemn man "It must be a fearful lot o' work to teacli that dog to talk, mister "It was." said the solemn man. "I should think so," said the do "WhHt'udyou take for him now? said the man with a squint. "'Vouldu't sell him," said the solemn man. "You'd better not," said the dog.

The man with asquint was much impressed. He began making wild offers and when he reached 8-00the solem man relented. "Well," said he, "I can't refuse that. I hate ptirt with lam, but you cun have him. "He'll be sorry for it," said the dog The man with a squint drew a check for the amount which he gave to the solemn man.

The man was about leaving when the dog cried out: "Never mind, I'll get even. I'll never speak again." He never did. The gentleman with a squintwas the proprietor of a show. The solemn man was a professional ventriloquist. PROHIHITIOX IN IOWA.

Chlcajro Mall Prohibition works wonderfully in Des Moines. A man who has just returned from that city says that while there he felt a little qualmish one day and concluded that he would like a nip of something calculated to warm the heart aud promote a healthy action of the liver. So, seeking a friend, he made known his longings. The friend led him at once into the saloon of a leading hotel, behind the birr of which there weie no signs of "spiritous or vinous liquoi-s." he white aproned attendant set out two nair-i of classes, however, one-half of each pair being empty aud the other halt containing the usual quantity or cold water which is usually thrown into a dram. For an instant lie was puzzled as to where the conversation water was to come from.

Rut in the same moment be observed a sad lookingcoloied man, who had followed the couple in, and who took from his coat pocket an old fashioned I'ikes leak II ask con taining red liquor, which be ulaccd upon the counter. They poured out as much aRthev desired, whereupon the darkev deliberately stopped the bot- me, piareu in ms pocaei ana wamea back to his stand just outside the bar- room entrance. They paid the barkeep er 2. cents lor the water he had fur nisbed aud left, the poor darkey getting nothing whatever lor the wiusKy, "Gath" tells tho following: "I know Henry Longfellow very well. Ho was a man eutiruly liy himself.

He was a consummate artist, but lie had tbe personal weakness of all literary people about Ronton. I recollect once sitting wun lyiwcu ut tue old College Hotel at Cambridge, when lie said: 'Just look at this coming across the There came Longfellow across, walking on his heel so as to keep Im boots from being muddied, lie had on a rod necktie, a silk vest ot some fancy color, a coat of browu or olive tint, Kith a velvet collar, nd fancy gloves upon bit hands. Dressed like a swell, it did look too funny for a man of bis intellect. Hut ho was always fastidious in that way. His concern for financial and social success in life was nearly as artistlo as hlspounis." ii Love letter at broneh of promise units are usually amusing, but none more so than one wrilUin by an English young man, which wns of such a strain as the following: "DeareMt, numt charming, superlative Sally I nm longing really tut the time to come when I shall have you In a homo, a bower of lovers' bliss, where vou can coo or bill all the day long.

We oon shall have a splash, dasu-un wedding of our own. aud then Elegant Line of Fancy and" Plain Lamps I Jewelry of All Kinds I Books, pipes, tobacco, cigars, etc. was small hope not, for 1 have heard i pa say that he once lived with him year aud that he would rather be hanged than live with him again. Well now it is owing to what sort of a fellow he is before he makes a mash on me. If he is any better than Doc Jim Carney, George I'Wa, or any other of Miltonvale's good looking young men, he can rest assured that I will pay my attentions to him, providing he is willing to sit in the front room without fire in the stove and be very handy at sliding out the door, if occasion requires, sliould he hear pa's footsteps coming in the direction of the dining-room.

My fellow said when he draws his fortune from the Louisiana lottery that we would get married. If that fellow from Colorado has more money than my present fellow he may stand a good show of winning my affections if he has considerable money, I would be willing to plan an elopement with him shouldn't pa and ma consent to us getting married. of iraking love to my corner the other -v. true. It was some uUH2 couple for I saw them I saw Arthur McDonald on the street the other day.

I think he is a real nice young man since he wears a moustache. When 1 was out in the country I saw several young fellows from town out hunting. I wonder how their hatid3 are by this time from punching out window-lights with their rists, but 1 wont say any more as 1 promised not to tell on them. Mr. Editor I will have to close or you might charge rae up with extra space in the News.

AMES, KANSAS. Mk. After some weeks of silence we with your permission again appear in the columns of tbe Nkws. A ot being much of a hand for gathering up tin; uett we cailed on our old maid aunt, Alias namautha Jinks, who resides here, surmising that she would furnish us with some little gossip for theNEWs. When we knocked, the old lady responded by telling us to "pull the latch-string and walk right in." Upon entering she looked up over her spectacles and ejaculated, "why, Dick, is that you? What upou the airth induced you to come out thi3cold night? Have a seatand waim yourself, but don't tread on Jocko (the dog for fear he might bite." After having warmed thoroughly we made known the object of our visit.

The old lady said as she was like the rest ot the maids she supposed she didn't know much news, but would tell me what little she in the last few weeks. They do tell me that at last they have produced suba'-riben enough to commence work on the Alow jieainery aud they have already put up enough to run it all summer and have plenty to sell. They bought the location torn ilr. W. P.

ltice aud work has already commenced. 1 suppose you Lave "hcarn" about Jimmie Jones having the pleurisy aud Mr. Martin's little girl being awful sick, but she is well now, and about Mr. Jim having an eleven pound boy at Jus house and Alichaud, well that Mich- ud he has two little fellows at his house, a boy and a girl. The increase ln lue population occurreu on iue oru and tbey tell me Andy Buckles' baby is sick aud liyron Woodwara is in ill health.

Several more sick me if 1 can think who they are now. Col. McKay is uble to be about again. Had you "hearn" about Doc. Harris bciu' accused of stealing a young lady's dress some time last week.

I can't bo fool enough to be'ei ve he'd take a dress without a fcal iu it, any way the dress was gone aud the gaL she went out in thecountry that very night and put on a man's suit and dim a windmill at midnight, said she was looking at the fire iu Clyde. Dick open the door a leetle this here tarnal asthma of mine'aabout to smother me to death. I'de almost forgot to tell you Miss Emma Guise had gone to Miltonvale and Miss Jennie Ward had returned home from a viait to krs. J. Mc.kay aud that they were laying new steel rails on the CeuWa) braucu uud have got as far Ai Ar.iiM.

Mr.Otiulelluwsuid out Ills grocery hei to Air. Joe Itiugey and hasgoue to Chicago to Ylslt a brother who is sick end not expected to recover. Dick as I hare told you nigh onto everything I know nd Dim-neany i COBB AND LOOK OYER 4 4 whole House full of all kinds of Fancy Articles nsefaU ornamental and curious sure to please, and so cheap, people will find it a pleasure to buy them.f "OLjTD EBLIABLB." CHINA note and fancy paper, envelopes, Call and nee them. trfumerg, ST STOCK ANTHOW! Proprietor. L.

O. S. CLARY. Slittdjntaher MTAU Work Warranted. Miltonvale, Kansas.

J. Y. WUITSITT, Justice of tho Peace. Will give especial attention to collections, and any other business ntrnHtd to him. Collections a specially.

Will do auctioneering Satisfaction guaranteed. Office in Stock building, opposite News office. Miltonvale, Kansas. CITY DliAY CO Jewett and Francis City Dray Co. are prepared to do all Lin Am nl onrk In Ihalr lina ThftV hlV RIIIUV mm! ihim mnri hnivt mannm.

and CUD accommuunie wi pueno iniiu uiuun a baud oox lo moving a rour-eiory building. Francis. Mlltuuvale, Kansas. UIOIIEST PJilCSS Paid for all kinds of Country Produce, flora Bros. ThtM km arrant man AWlflff On tht Nkws for various amounts.

To every i cons in siiti pay want bava to Photograph and Autograph Ajoums in various styles, pla xA fancy binding. Toilet Soaps, Hair Brushes and Combs. Perfumery in endless variety Scrap Books and Chnat-mas Cards. Bushels of fancy and plain Candies. JEWELRY Consisting of solid gold roll plate and Gilt Goods, such as Collar and (Juff Buttons, Ladies' Necklaces, Bracelets, Chains, Setts and Pins.

Gold Tens and Pencils. TOYS. in the Holiday uooas ianei s. v. FAIBCI1ILD, XOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

f304. Land Office at Concordia, Kansas, January 17, 1887. Kotice is hereby given that the following-named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will bo made before the U. S. Land Otlice, at Concordia.

Kansas, on March Oth, 18.s7, viz: Samuel Entry No. 10.314 for the N. N. W. W.

N. W. and N. W. i 8.

W. Sec. ll.Town 8 lUnge II names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upou, and cultivation ot. Bald laud, viz: Jeremiah Hreen, of Concordia, Kansas, and James Mica, Henry Uichey, John Gibbs, of Meredith, Kansas. 8i 8.

H. Dodos, Register. NOTICE TOR PUBLICATION. 6.100. LRnd Office at Concordia, Kansas, January 18.

1887. Notice is hereby given that the following-named settler lias filed notice of his Intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the U. 8. Land Office, at Concordia. Kansas, on March Oth, 1887, viz: Philip M.

lieals, Home Entry No. 10,078, for the N. E. See. 25, Town 8 8.

Uauge 1 W. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultivation of, said Und, vlj: 8. K. Johnson, Clark Adams. W.

II. Moore snd August tklsnd, all of Miltonvale, Kansas. 82 8. 1L ixuxiK, Register. 31 OX El! JIONKY! Tho Mlitonvsts Stabs Bank of Miltonvale, will loan money on chattel and personal security.

arm-ers wishing money to buy stock with, van make satlsfastoay arrangements with tbls bank. The Mlltonyale 8Uto mnk ts now i .1 (,.. nsv Hlial- neas, rwelve deposits, jsi nets, receive aepostts, iou uiut All at Extravagantly Low Prices I And Everything and Christmas IP i MQ- WEB -y we than take uie suint out or thorn,".