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4 THE SPEED CLARION. N. H. PECKHAM, PUBLISHER. Subsciption: $1.

per year in advance. First-Class Barber Shop A Clean Shave and a Smooth Our Assistant Editors, The Coming and Going of Our Neighbors as Told By Our Regular Correspdndenls. A nonpartisan weekly, published every Thursday at Speed, Phillips County, Kansas. Razor Honing and Scissor Sharpening. H.

C. Lindsay, Speed, Kansas. THURSDAY, AUG. 6, 1908. Why He Kicked.

"Some people are chronic' kickers," growled the hotel clerk, "and it's no use trying to satisfy them." 1 "What's the trouble now?" queried the reporter. "You saw that solemn-looking chap making a get-away as you came rejoined the man behind the ten-carat sparkler. "Well, he registered about half an hour ago and was shown to his room. Now what do you suppose happened?" "I pass," said the pencil pusher. "A few minutes later," continued the key juggler, "he rushed back to the office, mad as a March hare, and jumped all over me, figuratively speaking.

It seems that he had come here for the purpose of doing the suicide act, and I assigned him to a room lighted by electricity." ASH CREEK. Mr. Martindale's and Mr. Arch Andrew's visited at Klink's Sunday. We need a good rain in this part of the neighborhood.

Little Leota Ford is on the sich list. A large crowd called at Mr. George Crawmer's last Tuesday evening bidding Sylvester good-bye. We hope it be long until we see his smil Business Locals, to regular advertisers, five cents a line for first insertion, three cents for each continuous insertion. Transient Business locals, five cents a line each insertion.

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WM. VEEH, SPEED, KANSAS ing face again. Mr. Ceorge Codner is visiting the Martindale family this week. Charles Hanchett and wife returned Monday from a visit with relatives near Sure Cure for Chigger Bites Send me a dime and I will send you the receipt.

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Box 604, Pawnee City, Nebr. Wanted. 200 Subscribers at once. The Clarion. We are still having lots of hot weather.

Mr. Clyde, Calhoon's have a fine baby bpy. and babe are getting alonjefine. We haven't seen Clyde, don't know whether he will recover or not. Either run a town with a vim, or just sell out and loaf.

One, thing must be done run the town for all that it is worth get up steam and keep it up. Do you want trade? Bid for it. Do you want business to come to your town? Encourage what you have. Do you want a prosperous town? Then never permit the jealousies to rule your actions, bdt work togather for common prosperity and mtuaul benefit. Ex.

Alta Damewood visited at Klink's last thursday. The Klink family are recovering quite nicely from their sickness. We hope they will be well by the next DRESS MAKING. I am prepared to do all kinds of dressmaking at reasonable prices. Work Guaranteed Mrs.

C. R. Williams. DR. H.

J. CHAPMAN, Special attention given to Chronic Cases and Office practice. Office Hours: 9 to 12 A. M. and 1 to 3 P.

M. No Sunday practice done except in cases of emergencies and accidents. W. T. Pfleiderer, AUCTIONEER.

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Miss Mamie Pool visited at Mrs. Lew. Seegers Sunday. Quite a number of Speed folks G. G.

FORD, went to Logan Saturday. Mrs. Mary Sullivan of Logan has General Blacksmith and Repair This is the season of the year when the merchants are attempting to clear away their summer stock-in order to make room for fall goods. By carefully reading the ads in this week's issue of the Dispatch and the other local papers you will be able to pick up some rare bargains. Phillipsburg Dispatch.

Shop. I sharpen all kinds of discs-roll them out cold. been visiting with us a few days. Miss Minnie Keeten is working at Gearge Crawmer's. Miss Zona Damewood is still working at Ben Calhoon's.

Cabbage Head. Old iron taken in exchange for work. SPEED, KANSAS. DR Z. F.

BURT, for acceptable Ideas. STARVATION CORNER. If we don't have a rain mighty quick this corner will deserve its name. Messrs Robt. and Will LafTerty and When the business men of a town treat their customers as guests as well as business associates, when a town has prepared itself to entertain its visitors, when the citizens of a town forget to knock and begin to advertise, then that town is on the road to ultimaie prosperity.

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wives 'visited with Harve Bastines Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Calhoon. are the proud parents of a big boy, born last Friday.

E. R. Barber's visited with Wm. Meyer's Sunday. Minnie George assisted in Loran-ce's store Saturday.

Miss Sopha Granuland is now employed in Veeh's store. We noticed the pleasant face of Nora Reynolds in Speed Saturday. Mr. Barber left Tuesday evening for the Chautauqua where he will spend a few days. From there he will go to Cawker City and visit awhile with relatives and friends before returning home.

Geo. Crawmer had his phonograph in town Saturday entertaining the crowd at the stone store. Happy Hooligan. Be kind to your neighbor and treat him as though you thought him the smoothest on earth; it's better to capture a friend than a foe so greet him with rapture and mirth. Let.

kindness forever be enthroned on your brow; the sunshine is better than fog; and if you get funny and stir up a row your neighbor may poison your dog. There's nothing more frightful than neighborhood strife, where trouble and wrangling prevail; so cease throwing brick at the other man's wife, and don't send her children to jail. This life is too short for a sensible man to be charging and snorting around; so do for, your neighbor, the best vdu can and don't send his cow to the pound. I. N.

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