The Intelligencer from Hillsboro, Kansas • 1

THE INTELLIGENCER NO COMPROMISE WITH POLITICAL PERFIDY, VOL. I IIILLSBORO, MARION COUNTY, KANSAS, FRIDAY, MARCH, 31 1882. NO 28. PROFESSIONAL CAllDS. ton honso.

THEBRAVETHREEKUMDRED. Chicago Junrual. It wiiu the night Stonewnll Jackson yr FILE, PENSION SOLICITOR SoMion Claims of whutever dcacription prnii ecntcfi before the Pension Dernirtmuiit. with promptness. Call on me at tho City Clerk'f Of-tico, over Funno's store.

gathering darkness for cue of our cavalryman and wad shot by one of his own soldiers. Our times three" had hardly ceased to ring, when Sicklvn, who had rushed ahead of his veterans hurrying to our support, rode up among our guns and called out: ''You have done nobly, boys! Stand firm, nnd in ten minutes 111 have ten thousand men here, who don't know anything but fight." lie was as good as his word, nnd quickly the old third corps filed in behind the guns, and Jackson's famous corps had received its first defeat. Three hundred men made Thermopylae live through centuries (500 men at Balaklava rode to frame in sight of the world but the cynicism of America has left to slumber in unknown graves, beneath the pine groves of Chancellor-ville, a band of men whose f'eed was as worthy of a name as those which poets have sung through all ages. REED, ATTORNEY AT LAW, MARION', KANSAS. Practices In all the Courts of the State.

BusI-Bass Intrusted to Mm will tt ceivo hit prompt Had careful attcmtloll. A. B. KNOwWON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, rSABODY, KASSAS. Coniultsioua in Gorman, French anil Spanish.

B. CROUCH. ATTORNEY AT LAW, ttlLLSBORO, KANSAS. All profeMibnlai biigine. receive prompt attention.

A. FLIPriN, PHYSICIAN AND SfRGEON, Qradnnte of Bennett Medical Collepe. Will' at tand.calU.both day and nipht. Teeth extracted without pain. German aiid English ipoken.

Offica in Flippin'i Block, Main Street, PILLSBORO, KAN8A3. E. DISNEY. DENTIST, Office at residence, second duor north of the LSSaray ballding FBABODY. KANSAS.

w. E. COBURN. DENTIST, TORUS DOOM WBT Of POST OTFICE. AION KANSAS.

MISCELLANEOUS. JOHN G. HILL, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE fvr Risky Township, Marion County, niLLSBORO, KANSAS. JU1 fficial bmineis receives prompt attention. P.

GARDENIKR, DltUOOIST. Fuli stock of Pure Drugs and Medicines. niLLSBORO. KANSAS. -Prescriptions carefully compounded.

OL. D. McKERCHER. NOTARY PUBLIC, Loan, Real Estate and Insurance A gent, Peabodv, Harion County, Kakjas. rt All buiinc carefully and prompt! to K.

SU RIVER, ARCHITECT, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER, tilLLSBORO, KANSAS. Plans, Specifications, and Estimates furnished on short notice and at reasonable charge. Jf 3. VETTER, BUILDER AND CONTRACTOR. Joiner Work a Specialty.

Plans and Specifications furnished. Oive me i call. HILLSBORO HOUSE J0'S2FH LOVELAClf. Pboprieto'e this Efpuse Is headquarters for Commercial Meb Good Samplb Rooms. XSR Every attention ttven to cueta.

4RJ -DOE A-, GENERAL BANKING, BUSINESS. foreign and D. mesiic Exchange BOL'OItT AMD SOLD. fOOB COLLECTIONS SOLICITED. HRSt-clam" v.

LOANS "Didn't we always do well by you?" asked the New Yorker, as ho sat down for an explanation. "Yes, I believe so." "Didn't wo fchip goods promptlyr' "Yes." "And did we ever preen yott in a "Did you get lower pries of the Boston house?" "No, I can't say ns I did." "They can't understand why you should leave our house all of a sudden after buying of us for several years." "I kiKjw that Eome explanation ia due, and I will make one," replied the merchant. ''You know that I attend Yes, and so do "Do you? I didn't know that, I acA looked upon as a christian." 'oo am I. I've got the date of my baptism right here in my book!" "Is that so! Well our church is ir need of repairs. We were talking ft over the other day when the Boston drummer was in here, and he at once subscribed ten dollars." "Ten dollars! why tbats only tw kegs' of nails! Put me down for thirty dollars cash, a new silk hat for every season, and a full suit of clothes for the minister." "Do you really men it?" Of course I do, and if that two-cent Christian from Boston dares to sign another five I'll sent you down a $500 church organ and pay a man $500 er year to play it.

We are a house which never makes any great display of gospel hymns and religious tracts, but when a Boston drummer qlufifs we show our religious hands and rake in the pot every time." The merchant will still continue to deal with the New York house. Discoveries About the Czars Palace. From Lecture by John Stoddard ito "sDoJtdn After the blowing up of the diinfe oom by the Nihilists in their attempt to assassinate the Czar, the police made thorough -examination of the build- a i mg, a task that took several weeks and in course of which there were many surprising and curious revela tions. The extent ot tne population of the palace had hitherto been unsuspected there were over people living within its walls, and 'no. one knew how they all catiie Many families had evidently conte in with former Czars, and, their descendehte id been corn there and had died t1ere.

One curious thing discovered- was ft cow kept in ashed on the' palace roof. The palace had shabby looking exterior, covered wih stucco, which had caled off in places, showing the com-iiion bricks beneath The interior was however, wonderfully rich ud rane- For the Good of the Church. The ladies are very ingenious in inventing plana and methods to obtain money for church purposes, but it is ry seldom their religious zeal will .11 them to make a sacrifice of their person til adornments. This last was left, for a parish priest in Italy to introduce. He was very much in need of an altar for his church, but hecould not induce the male mem iters to contribute to that end.

He i hen resolved to experiment upon the, softer natures of his parishioners. Ascending the pulpit after high 'mass, one Sunday morning, he conclu led an -eloquent sermon by, exhorting the women present to devote their hajr to the siicred purpose he had so frequently and -unsuccessfully, recommended to their natural protectors. So saying, lie, produced from the bosom of his cassock, a pair of Targe sharp scissors, andrctire'd'to his sacristy, im pressively matrons and maidens alike to follow 'Tiim thither. No fewer than 212 submitted their locks to his pastoral a'ntV when th sacrifices had been fully the female population bf Montanaro found itself as short of hair, as a cob-vict just tcapd irdm recpived his death wound. He hnri coinpk'tfly nurjiriscd IlQward's Eleventh corps, nnd was driveinjj them in tlio wildest confusion nlong toward the center of our line.

In the light thev passed through a woods' just beyond which, in a clearing, lay jur of Sickles' b.tttei a flying artillery battery, and the Eighth Pennsylvania cavalry. The latteries were not in ijiSiition, hut were 'packed'' awaiting orders. Through their lines dashed the fugitives, hotly pursued by Jitcksons immense, corps of over 20,000 men. Infantry, artillery imhulahccs, pack-mule, negroes and stragglers, the worst scared men ever looked upon, came tearing -past as if they were mad. Batteries had no com-inanders, but eiich Captain acted for himself.

"Battery, left wheel, fire to the rear. battery caisons, pass your pieces; trot, march!" nnd a frightened bugler caught only the word "trot," and sounded it the more. It rang out clear above the worse than Babel. Many took it for a general stampede signal, and across the field, and down a hill, and over a stone wall near its foot, in that faipous ravine, dashed several caisons and it few "Fix prolong, to fire retiring." "With canister load!" On enme the fugitives nearer and nearer through the-1 woods came thai Confederate yell and tlie rush of Stone- Jackson's victorious legions. Sickles was almost a mile away, pushing through the woodswjth his splend'ii corps.

Not a Federal musket was in -ight. except what the Eleventh corps men bore to the rear as rapidly as otu legs could carry them. We must mak nr jfetyjsa. tremendous-nlds alone. Five batteries of us and 100 cavalry not over GOO.

men all told. On swept the 20p0 and we were not yet ready to fight )ur line was confusion worse confound guns stood pointing withersoever; ilieesi-iied cannoneers listened, and at i lie first fire one-half of us would blow other half into eternity and Stone would have Hooker's headquarters and doubl. up, the entire army lieering prospect that! The sun hat: -et beyond the woods, and through them, yet faster in the thickening Joqm.iUfihcd Jacksons troops. Suddenely out gui ide tlie familiar form of General Fleas intom. Above the din rose his shrill voice.

''Align th(se jiieces!" It was, a vork of, many aijd Stopgw-al) vas jusi now upon us. Time! ch, foi ten iniutes' time! How to get fjt' There sat Major Keeuan, with his SOU lorsemah. Here was a sacrifice, which every man was a patriot like Arnold A'inkelreid; would give us those previous minutes. General Pleasanton aid quickly to Keeuan "Major, yoii oust charge into those woods with youi and hold the enemy in check until I get those guns in position. Yon nustdo it at any cost." lieenan says "Its just the same as saying, yoit must killed but (with a smile), General doit." Oh, what a eight was that! Would chat some American Tennyson m'glh iave it, and hit those humbU lames intr immortality I Three bun ired troopers, with deep-set spurs and lashing rushed at.

the throats of iO.OOO armed men. had blttn-iercd, but somebody must die for the that was So mad a blow did they strike in Jack-sous very teeth that he stuped bison vatd rush to reform his lines. Surely here must be more coming. No sin regiment could be charging his riny single handed and when itherbfild riders came then it was that jrave Keenan died at the head of his legimcnt, and the whole platoon died vith their feet in the stirrups. But, they did not die in vninJ Ten niniiten purchased at that fearful cost us, was costlier still, to Jackson.

A'hen became otiasain flesli sunt blood onld not stand befot? pur terrific can ster fire. Hiu Veteferans quailed he-ore the sirocco of death. He', rode up to' rectify hi lhiftswfl mistake in tho FLORENCE, KANSAS. THEMOST POPULAR LJ nr ai SEWING MAEHIKESI IE. ALWAYS a L7ST I i 17 LI FETI SURPAS-SCOv0THERS wt iruA 33 UNION SQ.

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f)ALi ON OUR LOCAL AGENT. aft JfM zrfil jHt i i i i i ii ii iii a iJt tit 1 fc'Mflfc-i a 1K TT I us 3. dfiTsTOYE Fast Railroad Time in Engiaftd and "thb United States. A critical examination of the speed of the English railroad time does not sustain the commonly-accepted notion of their great velocity nor prove that progres in accelerating speed which as to be looked for in this country in which the railroad was born and cradled. The famous "Flying Dutchman" on the Great Vetern Kailroad makes the run from London to Exeter, 194 miles, in four hours and fourteen minutes.

With tour it attains a speed of almost fort.v-.--ix miles an hour. A train on the Great Northern Railroad the "Leeds Express," doe3 better. It makes the distance from London to Leeds, ib7 miles, in four hours, almost 17 miles an hour, with foiif 'stops. The train carrying the Irish mail to Uolyrood, over the London line, and dubbed years ago -The Wild Irishman," has now sunk nto comparative obscurity with its rate of a little less than forty miles an hour. The competition over several of the lines to the populous Scotch cities leads to some last schedules.

The morning express of the Great Northern llo.ul makes only four mops along tin-tine from London to Edinburgh, S9i niles and flies over the whole distance in hours, with an average rate of al most forty-four milt an hour, and on midland line the nujht Scotch express run the 423 miles to Glasgow villi a speed of forty and a half in hour. These are the four swiftest trains in England, and as will be seen, ihe Leeds express with its rate of forty-even miles an hour, is the fleetest ol theni all. Three outof the four trains probably beat he running time for tin-name distance on any other roads in the world. Tuey are far fi i a shorter distance by the train on the Pennsylvania Railroad which leaves Jersey City at 4:10 p. and makes the run of about; eighty-fight miles to Philadelphia in 100 initiates, with one stop at Trenton.

The dfty two and eight-tenths miles, an Dour made by the American train if-probably without parallel in the sched iile time of any. railroad company on die. globe. If may be mentioned that the fast trains recently put on. by the Pennsylvania and Vanderbilt roads ie tween New York and Chicago compart well as to time with the long runs on the English and Scotch hues, and mor than double, as to distance.

On both the American and English sys terns bi railroads it must be remembered thai for short stretches of straight with gooU.rroad bod ami favoring grades, a speed of sixty hour is not uticommonor The ordi uary time Of passenger trains on tin British -railroads dues not vary much, 4 any frrim the corresponding on our steel-railed lines about live mileij an hour for express and twenty-five for accommodation trains. Winning Him Back. Wall Street New a) One cf the travelers for a ne fresh, dry gocdn house recently arrived town in the interior bf the state to 'find iluit. mm of hi bete customers fta about to transfer hie, custim to's, "Bca.