The Intelligencer from Hillsboro, Kansas • 3

PATENTS. JACOB J. FUNK'S A. T. F.

TIMETABLE. A fortune uwnits Dr. C. II. Sykes, of Mil Uadion Chicago, if ho was not so utterly opposod to advertising his ''Sure Cure for Catarrh" and "Atmospheric Institllator," but he says they need no advertising.

Wo announce to the public that the Intellioenceic ollico has facilities for doing all kinds of job printing in both English and Gorman. Our prices are reasonable, find work guaranteed to be as neat as can be done in the county. Peabody Items. Editor Intillltfcnecr: The health of our town is excellent. Mi s.

Walton has been sick for a coup, le of weeks, but is now quite conval-esscnt. Cards are out for tho "Wooden Dr. and Mrs. Thomas I ufl'man, which will be celebrated on the night of the -Gth inst. Ilecently their have been three "Hen Tarties" in our wideawake fashionable little city, one at Mrs.

Walton's, one at Mrs. B. Klake's and another at Mrs. Col. Pinkney's.

All were very pleasant and enjoyable entertainments. Mrs. Seybold, sen. fell half way down her back stairs, the other clay, with one of her grandchildren in her arms. The child was not much hurt, but the old lady was skinned and bruised considerably about the head and face.

She is rapidly recovering. Del Yensid. From Another Correspondent. Mrs. Slaymaker, mother of Tom, and Jno.

S. has been ill for several days. Our schools arc all janied full, and more room needed. The business men of Peabody, are talking up a board of trade. The many friends ofW.

C. Welch, are glad to see him able to be out again. II. C. Buford has opened a grocery store in the room formerly occupied by Mr.

Vail. Hay isbearing a good price here now, and immense quantities are being pressed and shipped. The ladies of the Christian Church propose an oyster, supper for Friday evening, the 24th, W. E. Jennings has opened a furniture store, occupying apart of the building with It.

L. Cochran. A car load of Durham Iowa, were sold at auction a few days ago. Cochran Bruce were the auctioneers. D.

M. Wray has concluded not to leave and has started in again with a new stock of fancy groceries. Kocicwell Sexton, of the foundry, are putting up a good many wind mills in the country, and they are giving satisfaction. An entertainment for the Sunday School children, will be given at the Presbyterian Church on Saturday evening, the 24th. Christmas and Chanticleer.

Tho following poem from tho pen of our Dr. is timely presented, and we arc pleased to favor our readers with its graceful lines Christinas inhere, let us troublo rcslpn, on tit-bit we'll lunch, on chicken we'll dine; Let usulo.se font time our eyes on the past, Ami have a jolly good time whilo Christmas does lutl, The bit; white rooster Is to pot, He's lender and ful and will feed tho whole lot; Dress liim, and roast him us nice as you ran, He'll make good dinner for our whole clan. Poor Chanticleer's rouc, we'll see him no more, To the pole In the roost he'll never more noar; He'll scratch no he'll eat no more porn, He'll wake us no more in the jjMy of tho morn, One thins he'll do, lie ne'er did before. He'll make us a feust and he'll do it no more: oh! may we be thankful for such excellent cheer And remember the giver through ail lliu New Year, While we partake of this exellent iood, And be merry and happy us every one should, I'll tell you how Chanticleer sounded his horn, In Jiulea'i vale on memorable mom. When the Paviotir foretold Ids trial and death, Hrave l'etcr ho thought his sword to unsheath F.iicoiiraircd our Lord by promises fair.

Sayinp, "Though all forsake, 1 Mill will be there." 'Not so," faith the Lord who walked on the sens. Ere Chanticleer's notes are borne on tho breeze, 'Three times wilt (hou suy thou kuowest me not." Ttvns just ns he said each tittle and. jot. While the Savior before the court being tried, Peter outside our Saviour denied; at that moment the augur to suit. On the breeze of the mora eame Chanticleer's toot.

Judas, perchance, was linperinu near. Sonic new of the trial desirous to hear. When riiuiiufr out clear on the wIiik of tho morn, Came the loud, shrill notes of Chanticleer's horn, Chanticleer always ranked ainnnir men, If tiiere's anything better they think Its the hen; Although she can't crow, of this she can boast. She can lay the best Cfjgs and makes the best roast. ni 1 Hillsboro is becoming an important factor in the legal business of the county, and the lawyers are finding it a boint of some consideration in their profession.

There is posted in trie German Bank here an old insurance policy of the 'Insurance Company of Xorth America," issued at Philadelpha in 1775. It is quite brown with age, but is in a good state of preservation. The mill-wright here, is engaged in setting up the machinery in our new mill. It will take several months, we are informed, to do this work and it will require much heavy timber. Mr.

Carter has received an order already, for 7000 feet of this kind of timber. The advertisement of C. II. Frybar-ger, collecting agent, appears in our columns, this week. Mr.

Frybarger has established a reputation as an efficient collector, and his relentless per-suit of evasive debtors, has become proverbial. We are sorry not to lie able to give a full report of the closing exercises of the school, this week. Prof. KeirT and his faithful assistant, Miss Brockets had the programme arranged with excellent taste, and all the parts were performed in a pleasing manner. There, were songs, dialogues, recitations, besides a "School Paper" which was read by Master John McCai ty.

The most admirable feature of the exercises, however, were the recitations of fifteen or twenty sentiments, taken from standard authors, by different pulpils. I'. Solicitor of American and Tor- eluii I'ntclils, Washington, I). All business onnecled with l'alcnts, whether belorc the Paint Ollico or the Colitis, promptly intended lo. No charge made unless ft patent is weuied.

for circular. FRIESEN HARMES, DEALKKS IN General Merchandise Will gladden the hearts of tho poor with good bargains mid satisfy the taste of the most opulent with the excellent character of their goods They will Not Be Undersold And if the old man needs new linen, the ninid a handsome dress, the nial rou new woolens, or the lad more comfortable clothes, these wants can be supplied at their slorC at remarkable Y'ou cannot ask for anything In the line of nilY (K)ODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS SHOES, QUEENSWARI-: AM) GROCERIES, That they than ever. do not keep. They end will sell cheaper PAY GASH KOR BITTER AND EGGS, OR WILL PAY IX Goods, ns their customers may desire, fio and learn of their wonderful bargains. Jno.

J. Fcsk. W. C. Welsh.

J.J.Funk&Co. PEABODY AND HILLSBORO. ESTATE AND INSURANCE OFFICE IX GERMAN BANK, HILLSBORO, KANSAS. Bav and sell Lands, Mortgages, Bonds, Xotes, Drafts, Securities, Loan Money on Real Estate. Collections Specially Attended to.

Conveyancing and Abstracjing neatiy and correctly done. Fay taxes for non-residents, collect Kents and deal in Tax Titles. Agents for some of tho "best Steamship Lines NOTARIES PUBLIC. Correspondence Solicited. If vou wish to GARDENING growVegetables fer 3 sY run rnuru.i l- PIT I If you wish to be- PRACTICAL COmFlorYsdial FLORICULTURl ErusSl GARDENING orfor Home Use FOR PLEASURE! AH toy FETER HEXBEKSOIS.

Price $1.80 each, postpaid by mail. Our Combined Catalogue of For 1882. sent free on application. PETER HENDERSON 35 Cortlandt St, New York. DRY GOODS EMPORIUM Funk's Block, Hilleboroi Kansas.

This firm lias just received from the East th largest slock of 1 11 ATS, CAPS, BOOTS AND SHOES, That has ever been brouncrt to Hillsboro. Their line of GROCERIES, CjLASSWAJJE, AM) QUEENSWAKE, Is the most complete that is kept in ony store iu the county. These soods are bcinir sold at bottom prices, and those who call early will pet the best "bargains ever offered in Hi'usbom. MARTIN DEALERS IN AM) FAN' GROCERIES Queensware, Notions, Toys and Stationery, CIGARS, TOBACCOS, AND FINE TEAS A SPECIALTY. Hillsboro, PORTABLE LIGHTEST, BEST BUILT, SAFEST, MOST ECONOMICAL, and MOST DURABLE Portable Engine on the market.

MADE IX SEVERAL SIZES, 6, 8, 10, 12, iind 14 Horse Power. Circulars and prices free on application to J. H. THOMAS SONS, Springfield, Ohio. damn fn Celebrate-1 Simjlo Lrf cir-lcarlinif Shot ftun, at $12 up.

l-i li-i Ht up. Mmrale and Krowh -lomlnur (iinis. J.t.e.', aid VistoU.of raiistwrovol Knjrlish titnl iin liiakes. All kimij t' ewrtiup imiiPinciits mil tim-rlcs roanireil bv sit)rtsmn and e'in makers. ColrS New Ereech-loadiasr Dou'ble Guts- Hie best riinn tl JOSEPH C.

71 p'-i-vr? i i a. BUTTS' OSffigffl' SrtrtUaled 1317 12 K. Stis Street, DT. ICKS, W. THE Physicians tn chnrjtc of thi? old and well known institut ion are regular gdu.M medicine and sn-sery.

Years of Experience hi the treatinent of Cnronio Diseases have TTncle their skill and Miuty so1uuobsiipflriortothi.toftlie or.linmy prartrtionnr, thai, tbey hve acquired untionHl riutUon tnroiinn their trvatmoot of comtiltaitpd i fections of the blood, skin or boot-s, tri'Hi mtlimw- cuss, wit tinut usinu uerenry or i i-isoiuji" YOUNC MFM und those ot IMfOl suilerin from tli of a uisttuat. unlltTus victiniB for busmess or ni.trnage, rierninnnrly cured, nt ninderMtf" PJiwn PATIgNTSJLREATED 'S', id. Listof question. to be nern paf.rnUiBMnintreu. (FrOB.uirerlntfh)mBuptnroliolilPdrt'lrfv',;l anil lera wntlhlntr to ttflr 11 nol trv.f Communicition.

ilnctlv ccmMrntuI, sb'M 1 sdrlrr.lt Uli. BliTTS. ISortli Kih rt Lout. rr i engine MAK10N M'riIKItSOX DIVISION. WKUT BOl'NI), Florence (leave) Mnrion Centra Hillsboro -U'hiRli east nor no, I-oliluh jMllsbnrn -Marion (Viitiv Florence (arrive) Ptwxenijer Muni.

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The above time tables are convi'teil promptly upon every eliiinire In the schedule, aim can be relied upon by all travellers. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. cor.vrr officers. Senator R. M.

CrnttP. Representative W. V. Warning, clerk of the Jiistiict Court, Ilown. Sheriff', Sam.

W. howe. Superintendent 1'ublie lntruetion, I'rof. aiios. a.

isojrie. County Aitonu'V, C. Reed. County clerk. V.

II. Hamilton. County Treasurer, Sam. T. Howe.

County Surveyor. W. C. Nye. ltexi.ier of Deeds.

T. I-'i'l'c. I'rolmtc Judge, 15. F. llroekett.

Coroner, U. Waring. CO.MI1.SIONEKS 1st District. I. M.

Kisley, Hillsboro. Hini District. A. Ij. Uceiic, Florence.

Distriet. V. T. llobiitell. IVabodv.

Ch ni'll. Meet in regular sessions on tiu- first Mondaysin Jlamiiiry, July mid October, and first Monday after first Tutwluy in April. Meet for etiinliza-lion of taxes on the tiivt Monday in June, and for jevyof taxes on the fiit Monday of August of each year. ThuksdaYj Dkcemdeii 15, 13S1. MONEY TO LOAN.

1 will loan with good personal -security, on thirty and sixty days time. Call at Hoover Bros. Hardware sitoi'c, Hillsboro. Mart W. Hoover.

ea -without end, at C. S. Eyer Co's. Hats, Caps, and Gloves, at C. S.

Eyer You can find plenty of Toys, at C. S. Ever Co's. All kinds of Dry Goods sold cheap for cash byO. S.

Eyer Co. You can get Boots and Shoes cheap-fcr than ever at C. S. Eyer Co's. C.

S. Ever A Co. keep anything that kept in a first-class dry goods store. Come and select your Toys for Christinas, while our stock is full. C.

S.Eyer Co. Plenty of Groceries, Queensware and which will be sold cheap for crtph. C. S. Eyer Co.

forget your Toys and wait till hey are all sorted over. C. 8. Eyer Co. Jlenry llartells wife died at 'her home on French Creek, Sunday morning, of congestive chills.

A splendid assortment of ladies' and j'hildren's knit hoods, very cheap for cash, at Mrs. Toomy's Fashionable Bazaar, at Marion. Attorney Heed is away sn IhU wcuk. and will return soon with his wife, who has been visiting her old homo for several months. Mrs, Toomy has the largest and best stock of ladies' underwear ever brought to Marion.

She is offering splendid bargains in this line of goods. If you want a stylish hat or a fash ionable bonnet, you can get one for loss money at Mrs, Toomy's, Marion Centre, than at any other place in the County. You can get a handsome lady's coat, iilolman, or jacket, very cheap, at Mrs. toomy's, in Marion. They are the tinost stylish articles of ladies wear in ilio count v.

i We invite the attention of out" readers to the advertisement of tho Buckeye M'f'g Marion, Ohio, in another column. Thev oiler rare inducements to enl'n im honest living. While looking over this lair lantof ours I observe there is a stage line running regularly between this place and Peabody, where you. will find a practical J. W.

Ferrii who has located there nine years, anil does good work; aitd reasonable. If want work ilon(V scud it by the driver, and he will return it in good order, and not charge anything for his Hoi'viees: His stock of silver and plated ware is, very large 'ami the very bpst quality, and ho: has a large 'rtock of watches, chains' and jewelry, otl cart save money, by iding hi invest elewhcif. Charley Heimbaugh's familiar face has been smiling among us tor several davs, but he left on Sunday night for his home in Michegan, We can almost see Christmas with out the aid of a telescope, and.turkie that lived through Thanksgiving are beginning to look disconsolate. It is now generally conceded by the most reliable weather prophets, that the winter is holding ofl its big freeze till Dave Goodrich can get his ice-house finished. Lux.

fcTTi sf a week in your own town, Outfit free. No risk. Evervthinsr ri (uniftil tint, rp.nnreil. Wrt will furnish you everything: Many are making fortunes. Ladies make ns much its men, and Imvs and eirls make creat nnv.

cKetider, it you w'nnt a business at which you c' make great pr.v all the time you work, write for particulars to II. Hallett Oc Portland, J.aine. 7 business now. before the public, ion can of work for us than at any thing else Capital not needed. We will start you.

Vi a day and up wards made at home by the industrious. women, boys and (firls wanted everywhere to work for us, Now is the tinie, You can work in spare time only or give your twhole time to the business. You can live at home and do the work. No other business will pay you neany ns u'll mii nrtii fuil tn nuiko piirmous D.1V bv engaging at once. Costly Outfit and terms free.

Money made fast, easily and honorably Address Augusta, Maine. AT i ciiance to make jJSf money. Those who alwnva take advant age of the good chances for making money that are oll'ered. generally become wealthy, while (lump who do not iiimrove such chances remain in poverty, We want many men, women, boys and girls to work lor us right tneir own localities. Any one can do the woik properly from the rirst start, The business- win pay more than ten times ordinary wages, axpeu Hive outfits furnished free.

No one who en gages fails to make money rapidly, You cau hnlH timn fo the' VArlC. or Olllv vour snare momrnts. Full information' sent free. Address Stinsox Portland, Maine. Lav, chd'.

Patent solicitors, Washington, 1). for re few. vees nud advice, sent free. attend exclusivelv to patent terms. Reissues, Interferences, and eases rejected in other hands a specialty.

Caveats Send model, or sketch and description for opinion as to patentability, free of charge. We refer to the Commissioner of Patents, also to Kx-ConuiiiNsioners. Established Jmui. Wm. 11.

Doomtti.k. B. H. Waiixeii. R.

McMkkn. (l.irte Assistant Com. of Patents.) B. H. WARNER Atty'S ht Law, Warner Building, WASHINGTON, I).

C. Attention g5vcn to I'atent mid Milling cases, IVilsion, Bounties, and Government claim. Attention prompt, charges lmidt'rate. Address will) stamp, liefer to Members of Con-ressanl JGwN 'if Government Departments. They were all happily chosen, and are likely to implant in the minds of the clukiren important truths to guide them in after years.

The condition of our schoof building, at the present tinie, is such as to realy endanger the health of the pupils. Iii fact Prof, lleiffe's health is much impaired iii consequence of the cold drafts which enter through the east end of. the building. The worst feature of this trouble is that the building is so defective in its construction that the difficulty can scarcely be rem-idied by ordinary repairs. This heap of stone in the shape of a building is not only uncomfortable, but actually uneafe, and before another school year rolls round, it ought to be torn down and rebuilt.

It will not pay to spend much for repairs on this building in its present siape. The Literery Association, at its second-meeting last Saturday evening, completed its permanent organization by the election of the following officers President, W.C. lieiffe Vjce-Presi-dent, Fred. Pracht Recording Secretary, .1. B.

Crouch; Corresponding Secretary, Allia Brockett. The question to be discussed that evening, was rescinded, and the following question chosen for the next meeting: "Hesolv- cd that Hillsboro be incorporated. The meeting Of tho association was largely attended, and many persons were enrolled as members. No doupt tliesf meetings during the winter will prove a beiieiit fd those participating in the exercises, as well its amusing. i'uiU a-number oi the young gen-tleriion fi'tuii this place witnessed the presentation of'i'ncle Tom's Cabin," at Marion, on Wednesday evening, and wotv Ifighly tileased witli the entertainment..