The Trio-News from Savonburg, Kansas • 2

1 Now look oat for v.ar poems. C. IWKV.V.K. r.e-ider li. U.

MetlTt UAX, Yi V. P.APmVKIJ. Cashier. DUKA HAllDW Kl.Ir, Ca-hier: Pres. A Tislu rman at An Sable.

l.i.n week saw a sea set pent with Uair tt it. Tiif stoiy I as a fuil beard. -T me Tabl33. V.l.SMOr.K The Trio-News. SAVIiNHl Al.l.hX IWSTV, KASSi.S.

FKI5KUAKV 14, 18e. mistake rontrarlne-Si Forr.p people for orighiUity. Wall Iibs disrov- prc.l Dial Ilie rtrtinlty tltciines to up Enslaml Having got our back must back down. you wate without nt Childbirth ami tumors a specialty. No Oilds asked in measles, hoop-in coir, and dlarrear.

lJahl-liead: bunions, corns, warts cancer iiml ingrowing trea'ed scieutitticaHy. Culeck, cramps, costivenoss and worms nailed on si yd it. I' 15 1 1S1IKII EttliV K11Y. In-uihI II Pa-S VI I.oca'i Fit Smth I I Loral If! A M. ilisioA.

M. Due. P. M. A M.

M. jnccze evi ry liaie it cnooses lu lake biiatT. Senamr t'anieron shout! bear in min BANK of SAVONBURG. olliF.iTOKs: V. 1.

Cx. 'A. McMillan. A. Liuvil'e.

(. P. Mattson, G. V. Barbcr.

R. K. MeCutchau. I. A BardvveU.

Huff. I'rjmjit Attention to Collections. Ascnts for THE LEiBiHC- RiSURAHCE COMPANIES There nre probably as good hY.h in tha ta as weir ever lied about. Ihe fact that lliere can be no euicrseacy E. A.

Publisher. sunscini'Tiox i.oo. 5 electricity li a which will call for a levi. of bis recent bulk; lillltd by ing way to die. I lii.Lf worms, pole evil, shingles ..1:23 I.

M. MADE -lliHNi; llfrilNT-Si IN' K.VXSAS. cbedy eve-r rocs to liadec-tu the tombstone. AllVKIM'ISIMi li.VTF.S. KNOWN ON AITI.K-V.TION.

As there aie oniy four congressmen fii.m the stale of Mainr. ihe pine tree hiiilivvu had to put up with -only tour la; North Pound. Nu U.l'x-i li Xii Local t-'mth iii I I No IS Fas- "11 cum in 1 1 lit cha irmiuships. jlftji Oil A. M.

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A. M. P. M- Cvirr'e Creek ay turn out ts owii streets paved with gold. Wi.ll JiDpriveJ Jirms.

KANSAS. (l ira "lii any ki-scs ''onio with Mr. N'liriOIH'I' va'eiit ine? SAVONBUP.G, The hit of Hc-rr AltwarJfs Cr2l lecture wrs mp.iie by a irehi30trlc egg. A IT-ycar-oh! messenger buy in San Kiiincisi i has just been divorced Iron, his HI year old wile. lie believes iu going it while he's young.

ht ll Dora -Yes, indeed, lie brou himself. ST AUK moles ami cross eye cured in one treatment or no pay. Private diseases of man, woman or beast eradicated. P. S.

Cash in advance No cure, no pay. N. B. No coroner ever yet sot on the remains of one of my customers, and eny one hiring me doan't haf to he good or lye up money to huv a "rave stone. An oil-borer near GnllSpolIs, Ohio, is down 2,010 feet and is still living on hope.

W. P. Ogden of Harrietts, who was drowned last August, has turned up alive at Kagle, Wis. lie insists that drowning is an death. 'Lihottv iics bleeding in the -lion S'onotor Vest.

Put ilne-wt explain she was i 1 1 i jr a icvele or opis-ing the trolley tracts Journal. is AT Due. ...1:13 P. M. ...8:30 A.

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A. bound No 14 Pas i j- tiO Local Fi Eolith bound No. 13 ra 11 oil Local I' ll The man who hegine by drinking noiue time may end by having to lirinic all the time. HOTEL 7 JLJl DE-BUNDY. Hon.

M. 1). Harter has taken himself out of the list of presidential possibili-t'es, thus giving the public. Ihe lira; No man can grind down another without first placing his own soul under a TRIP TO TEXAS the millstone. Clevelniul will he known in hi-torv as the executive who shot more duels ant rue.

the country further into dchi in time of peace th, in unv oilier of the country's preside ts llatias City Journal. When a man gels up early in tV.6 iutiiWUhm that lie was in it. Philadelphia's traction company ifcognized thai the spirit of the age is for arbitration and that the parly leiui-aig il is riire of serious trouble. 3-0 cd Rates Reasonable Transient Trade Especially Solicitied. c.o.

lander, proprietor. morning to drink, he is apt to spaul the day in doing nothing else. SIO. I'AC. atMOKAX.

COINS EAST. No. 4.V1. Passenger 5:00 P. 4:.0, Local Freight o.rle.u.

GOINI. WEST. Ko f.3. 10 41 A. M.

No. Oi. Local n-V'1'. A- M' All trains cany passengers, and -Til nm lu onp.lt to Kansas City or St. Luilis without change of cars, J.

Y. Agent. It now transpires that uparly all the St Peter Who ure Shade I iima Sunday school sup divorces that have been granted iu Oklahoma are not binding. Isn't that (Jai.ykston, 2-10, '00. To the devil, in charge Tkio News: I arrived here at 12:44 p.

yesterday, tired and almost worn out, although my trip has been in every a pleasant We break fasted at Savamih, I. T. Saturday niorning; from that place to Den uison the world seems neithei round If Ihe vocal indignation of nil Ihe warrior writers could be utilized in ihe shape of torpedoes we could easily blow ihu ih ilibh li P.v out of the ocean. General Utigscl A. Alger has engaged St.

Peter You have made a mistake. Defaulters go down below. Town Topics. The, editor of a western Kansas paper received tinea pounds of dried les 1 subscription the other i twenty-two rooms in St. Louis during convention week.

What's the matter CITY LIVERY BRN fakes drives day or night.JsL 'Transient Trade Solicied. with Alger? SchntKo American far W. S. the Cripple Creeli bo nanza king, was a "poor carpenter" and le ho could uet tbeni lionie David Jones, the "sleepless man." of El wood, is at it again, lie fre-(pienlly goes three months without closing an eye. David would make a goui detective.

While r.nglaml is notified that it will not he permitted to capture territory down in Venezuela to which it has no rightful claim the same remark appiic to Alaska. four years ago, and probably is l.ot all of tiiein. To the dev rearlv 1 ood carpenter yet. W. F.

Likvitle, Proprietor. or Hat, but is all kinds of shapes, principally The uoiintiy is ith little houses, the big-est part of which seems to be the tire dace, with which all arc supplied. Saturday afternoon we had our Says the San Francisco Wave: "Chicago has not a single groat preacher." Well, that's all right; a great preacher LSMORE HOTEL ought not to be single, anyway. iirst experience, with "hot loiuollas a made in the south, a concoction theaPtnd.ini; idivsic'iin be. renin l.eii hac he never had tueli a swcl ilinnii before, vvislii ii'i I heir lei tor.

to gi thi'otih the mails in a hii'ry write ''m on the lowe left corner of the nvch Then evi body eoiiuecied widi tin i.4al firdi-o ji uround lively. The di iver hips hi- r-c i 1 1 1 a I rislc t'ot, he dances and the rouie agenl rushes or-ivard and te'ls the ei to pn! The recent message of the president was read in all the public schools of imrtahi. Every hoy and girl i the land should hear and study Ihe important lilale paper. Rates Si. CO Per Day.

Veals at Hours. Accommodations Tor all- 1 SPARKS, Prop. Elsmore Kan. Pays the Boston Traveler: "Rev. Dr.

Gumbart of this city defends hell." Well, it needs some sort of defense: a Kruat many people speak disparagingly cf it. Tor on'1 in-e 1 v.r:t? to Mi iitiiUAV. I.r.'.v it jr. lijtsr hm ell fr Ftviiniif ir ns J.vfri V'H(''ntiaii'rtout iv 1 1 imo dif public by f. nviuc t'ivou iu UiO of nr.v fiontiRc panorln (lio Vv.iil.

iilll i nil i 3 )i lior.1.1 lo i'hout It. py.y: nix moiuln. A-hlrcs. 5: l) Co.9 I liiuudwyy, uur lul CUy. of corn meal and red pepper, wrapped up in com liu-ks.

You throw uvav the husk it von are a native. but I tdayed the pioiligd sou am atu mine, until 1 noticed the others The tory party in the United Stales seems to be made up exclusively of these distinguished Angloiiianiacsr Joseph Pulitzer ot New York and Horr Von Hoist of Chicago. Liik about vour oxv iivdri een liLiht hot in eoinni isou with to the llirottl open and le cr go doirt think, "D.d you send your li.mci a vah-n CITY MEAT MARKET MILLER MILLER, Butchers. llKAl.hRS IX vll kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats and Home Rendered Lard. Highest Prices Paid for Hides.

nollas, yon could freeze icicles as III 3 I f.za What do you suppose E. WT. Clark cf Nevada, got, who surd Caroline Simmons for $50,000 for breach of promise? Got left, and the jury was' out only ten minutes. jig as a church steeple by its llauie, Ve nave an idea that to a man wh; Physician and Surgeon. iiiaiies a resruiur niei ot ineni mo Joe Bhi 'ktim has secured a poetical manager.

It seems that a politician ought to tie able to gel into retirement without much assistance aaido lioiu what the voters give him. A Iiloomiiigton (111.) man has been lined $l'it) for threatening to shout an editor from whom he demanded a retraction. We are surprised that s.i foolish a man lives in Illinois. It is no wonder that Mr. flann has been heailily congratulated upon his course, lie is ore of the few men who ever consentet1 lo give up anything after once lea.hing Washington.

Some preachers are asking us to arbitrate the mutter with That is just what we asked John Bull to do. He wouldn't do it. Now if he on gelling whipped is isn't Sam's fault. lower regions would seem one con tiniial round of pleasure. Another heiress has gone.

This lima it Is Clara Busch, daughter cf a millionaire St. Louis brewer, while tha lucky man is Baron von Gontard. Thera are still a few more left. AH calls prnnijilly attended day or n'lgut. SpjfSpecia! attenuon given to chronic female diseases.

KANSAS. Sunday afternoon, at Iljustou, tine?" Yos, two of them; a pretty one ami a comic one." "Whiii? One of those atrocities I sec in the shop 'Yes, 1 Hatter myself that il was the wor-t of the "Why you insult lmr in tint way?" that I m'ght upend Severn' d.iys sy niiialhizing with her, nod Ik Ipintf her speculate upon who tin iiirtiteiMhle villain could lie who com Ool. li. (J. Imrersoll rot on the Says a squeamish Minnesota paper.

"arms for Sale or Trade. Agent for Leading usurance Comnaii'u '-(J" Tha Vmfiitciiful a specialty. J. O. NYMAN, Agent.

speaking of the Hayward case: "Hang ing is a terrible thing." It is, it 13, That's why we advise all our friends to eschew murdering entirely. Mark Twain is to receive $lC0O for -Truth. mitted the outrage. train and accompanied us to (Jul veston. his belief, or possibly because of it, lie is as pleasant and sociable as a Kan as editor, ami, in some respects, nearly as well posted.

I and Bo! Ulracled a good deal ol; attention. The ciimate here is simply delightful, but. until we reached lions ion an overcoat was a very pleas ant companion. In our opinion, his lecture course in Lngland. I his.

STORE 1 HI1W1E 10 FOlHilE together with the great popular subscription started in his behalf by a Cincinnati paper, will give him si ,1 Ji-' -A William Waldorf Alitor, it is ia a morning paper, has given up ah idea of ever again making ids iu America. Mr. Aslnr's dislike for his native land is exceeded only by hi. kindness lo it. t.

Iievised version of the poem, Maude Muller, by the pocticai uoifor of.th'-Topcka Mail-1'rei "Jake Muller on a sinnnier's dav the meadow of clover hay Tin mule with which he raked that I. ay. was a m.iekle dun epots of grav. We have felt sure all along thn Bill i Nye would one day take full vevenga for his "ovalion" at Patterson iwiiile ago. He is now writing funny stull 1 1 1 country between Waco anil A dispatch from New York say; that when the import of Ihe preimleui's mes-sage became generally known whisky wont down seven iioinls.

When 1 isl ihout New Jersey and matters are Then Go to abuiit even. Houston is the best we saw while uroiite. South from Houston to I he gulf lliu country is lilled with what wt would call swamps, hut are 'eruied in lilt; ele vermicular of thU country, are already planting, and HARRY V. Vachon, WAGON WORK. KANSAS.

A tramp near Cadiz made a meal from several pounds of dried apples wiiich he stole from a farm house, and three doctors worked over him all day to save his life. He wasn't accustomed to such swell dinners. Juke's shirt was hici-ory, iii- pants were brown, vv iih patch on the pin" wheie Jake set down. Jake cus-ed in a way that is Slid to see, wlum th mule went haw when hes iid bu luhh bee's home'i a the stubble lux where Jake and his mule r.ikc'l tin clover hay, A rakeloooth ran through (he bumble Home and the rices culm out unit began to roam in search ol that man on Urn summer's day who raided the meadow of clover buy icre in Galveston, gieen vegetables It's tho most reliable, and you the best at "hard time" prices. if all diinls are plenty.

Will visi hi North Galveston a few days and heard from il was diiectly under 'iic second vet button. It is not generally known that tho rtithor of that stirring ha! lad. "Yankee Doodle," was a young surgeon of Albany, named Dr. Kichard Shiickhurg. "Yankee Doodle" has probably had more influence upon the course of public affairs than many mure ambitious pieces of literature.

La grippe has done many wonderful tilings, hut its latest trick is lo make a man cross-eyed. Benjamin Stall man, x-presldent of the Barber's Pnion. has for six weeks been con lined lo bis room with an attack of la grippe. The disease in some way affected Ihe nerves of Ihe eyes and he is now under treat A New York inventor has been ser.t to the asylum as the result of 'studying over a bottle which cannot be refilled." A great many men have gone there through studying bottles which have been filled too often. donG will write you again soon.

E. A. JlHtDA.1T Dressmaking to order by They swarmed inside Jake's hickory shhtiind quickened thai, mule to a mighty spin It was tough for tin-mule, it was worse or JaA'e, and wors--r still for that snUy rake: for the nmle turned loose in a promiscuous XOTKS, Measles and the southern climate agree very nicely. mm mmn The Louisville base ball club announces that it has signed "the poet, Henry Cooiidge Semple, as a pitcher" for next season. We marvel that tho poet Stephen Crane was not chosen instead; no one ever would have hecu able to get onto his curves.

At Parsons ihcy sized me up and KANSAS. way ami scattered the rake o'er the LSMORE, TmK Winchester Repeating lover liav, took my Winchester from me 'tho ment of uu oculist. Next door to tip otlico of a popular I didn't intend tj do a thing to them. After they found that I was Kines ningistrato in a central portion ol the city there ii a small tailor shop which badly feared as they were, they Our Model 1893 Shoi-Gun is now used vVANTED-AN tiling to paten Protect youv ideas; thevmny tiring you wealth. Write JOHN" WEODEI4-WOKN atent Attorneys, Wuahiugtoa U.

fur tttair $1,600 prize otiyl- returned it at Denriison. Shot-Guns The value of Snob Smalley as a newspaper correspondent during all the years that he has figured as a contributor to tho press of New York and London is faintly revealed by the fact that ho is now reluctantly admitting, with som evidences of consternation, that the Monroe doctrine is loaded. by all the most advanced trap Ihe Mexican p-irls are not what That is a pleasing paragraph going the rouii'ls of the press declaring thai a daughter of George M. Pullman draws $10,1100 a year from the I1. P.

C. Go. for furnishing names for the cars. It would bo utterly, incredible except for the fact that Ihe management of great i.or-porations of this character often, and. indeed, usually, affords illustration of more crying cases of extravagancve and favoritism than tho despised city yoliticlan couid hope to equal.

they are cracked up to be. Sinde Shot-Rifles 3 and game shooters. has this sign in the window: "Ttous-ers pressed while you wait." Quite a number of politicians frequent the magistrate's office, and they often drop into the tailor shop to have the "hags" taken out of their trouser knees. One day last week Select The Atlantic ocean, as represent For 0ns Doilar We will send vmi Stafford's Nen ASS TOUR DEALER TO SHOW YOU THIS GUN. ed by the Gulf of Mexico, is Cverrlhinr that is Newest and Best in Repeating Arms bs well es Ul oi Magazine for due yen besides wil pretty fair sized body of water.

It end you lift eon complete books for a 'Councilman Tommy Kyan and a num- Ll Kincis Ol Aiimiumiiuii uic muuc vy iuc WINCHESTER REPEATING ARMS A7C, New Haven, premium-urn whole I Hooks in 1 3 upcoun delegates were sit- separate volumes (It mdv pocket size The cable brings the interesting information that a "Miss Viola" of London is coming over to this country "to try going over Niagara Fails." We think she will' experience little difficulty in going over the falls if she tries hard enough, but we advise her to court undying fame by engaging in a pie-eating contest in New York. OS- Send a Fostal Curd with your address (or our 1 1 a-page Illustrated Catalogue, VJUJLSJL9J! line; in the tailor's back room while their respective pantaloons were be is not good drinking water and is only used tor bathing purposes and navigation. In places it is said to be over my head and hands in depth. I have asked several of the old set-lers "What were the wild waves saying'." but they all remarked that they couldn't savey. KING OF FRUIT LAXATIVES bound, not trashy painphlets)are sent you by mail, potdage prepuid, us soon us vour subscription is received.

In "addition to this you get the magazine (idiock full of good home and general leading) once ev ery month lor 12 nios. The premium books which you receive nil at once when you subscribe, are: Scarlet 1 oiler, by Hawthorne. Under the Red 1' by Miss Iving Solomon's Mines, by Rider Hag ing ironed. Representative II. Fow, who is always on the lookout to play a practical ioke, passed the door of the shop and took iu the situ't on at glanco.

r. Fow raised his mighty HAS NO EQUAL. 0 U. fexA 0 Red Bank, N. authorities are trying to suppress swearing on the public streets.

Last week Grover Reeves was arraigned before Justice Childs and fined $3.50 for having used seven bad words on the street. This Is the second case of the kind that has occurred in a few weeks. All who wish to swear on the public higway may do so, provided there is no objection to paying for each "cuss" at the rate ot 50 cents a word. toghorn voice iti one wild cry of Fire! The fleet was instantaneous and stoilling. Mr.

Uyan, the first to thiough the shop door, was clothed, as to his nether extremities, in II ring scarlet, Two of the country politic Kansas is a pretty fair state. You don't have to go into the back doors of ihe "joints." The front doors are all wide open. The M. K. T.

road is certainly all right. gard; ihe Coi'sican Urol hers, by Jlunias; Pdack Dwnrf.hv Walter Scott. A Noble Life, by Miss Muloek; i-ttidy iu SearLt, by Conan Doyle; Sea King Catit. Miiriyat; Siege of Granada, by Hulvver Mr. Tdeeson'E Will, by Rider Haggard: Wandering M0.

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ians wore gray and white, but the third wore, besides the startled look upon his face, not much of anything. His "biled" shirt was pretty long, but it did not prevent the few pedestrians on tho street from seeing his bare. It seems likely now that, after all the Armenians have been killed, the powers will see to it that there Is an amicable adjustment of tho little A dispatch from Cincinnati announces that a new directory for the Commercial Gazette has been chosen, at tho head of which is A. Howard llinkle. The further announcement is made that "Mr.

Hinkle is president of the Ashland Iron and Steel company, Vt "VP loir, tiy Lhas- Kciitie; 1 liorough-1'are, by (dias. Dickens and Wilkin VoTlins; The Great lloegarty Dia-luond, ly Thackery; The Surgeon's Jhiughler, by Yn Iter Scott, and the Treasure Island, by ilobt. Ktevensou. Send $1 fur iS'tail'ord'sNew Magazine or one yr. and all these great hookf will be sent.

you by return mail. Tin nsaziuc will follow mcnih by inoiitr. for twelve mouths, but you get the jiremidiri b-oksxiglit aw ay of 'cm'. One of the first results of war talk director In the First National Bank. knees knocking together from fright.

According to a letter recently received by Dr. Van Waters from his brother iti Soaltle, there is a quaint and original doctor located on one Is to develop tho sensitiveness of capl-! the American Book Company, the tal It will scurry to cover if any ono, United States Printing Company, the flakes Happy Homes, Mothers and Children. happens to mention thai Mars ia liable lo ho in tho ascendant. -PA John Church Company, the Cincinnati Gas Light and Coke Company, the Everett Piano Company and other corn- JUrrJtby p. oi'djr.

lixprccs, or dft fit our rick. Aadrcsa, II. Stafford It Is not difficult to count, the men panics. The Commercial Gazette riilCK, 83 uud 0c PEU BOTTIE. FOR SALE BY DRUGGISTS.

YOIJRS FOR HEALTH, A. eetl Medicine Gemrnn, cf the island" in the sound. Ho advertises in poBtcrs and placards printed on a home outfit. In' one of bp F'lvs: I'oblifihf Siidford's New Magnjine i')610S Fiiilou Ht New York City H. who are really candidates, but when it one of the strongest and ablest papers comes to trying lo count those who in the west, hut we doubt whether it thlrV hy fro tho task can staier along under such an eirbar- TOW O.

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