The Geuda News from Geuda Springs, Kansas • 1

J. 'V The Qeoda New Subscription 60 Cents Per Year. Geuda Springs, Kansas, Friday, December 16,, Vol. 1, No. 15 Prom Oar AatUtant.

The News special assistant again Argonia Clipper baa reached us and we hasten to congratulate Bro. Duncan over the creditable effort. The News SIDNEY LANE, Watchmaker and Repairer, Watrfhes cleaned and re-paired-ai reasonable rates. at STOKES DRUG STORE, HW. 8Tr LEON, TPHYSICIAH A.

SURCEON. tflfflce with Geuda Newi. Residence Mr Blckey houte. Call tteded both night tied day. HOKllffE.

HO DRUGS, nUnnthu Cures after all other UStGUpalllj known methods have been triednd failed. My ad shall not be like the Geuda News dream, Full of imagination and untruthful scheme The merchant's upper story cannot be full to the brim If he sells you goods for less than they cost him. Therefore do not get muddled and go To buy goods where they are so very low. You will be sorry when you get back, For they caught the snipes and you held the sack. Buy where you get good goods at prices to suit them And this you can do at J.

A. Teichman. Call and see them. Yours truly, J. A.

TEICHMAN. Doyouvant to get well? If you Are iufferioflc with Rheumatism, Kid ney Diueaee, Heart Trouble, Torpid LiYer, Constipation, Indigestion, Lack al Assimilation, Nervous Trouble, Fe Bale Weatness, Suppressed, Painful Of Irreaurar Menstruation, Spinal Di- nese, Lamo Back, Paralysis, WeaK cess ot Joints, Lack of Development or ShrunkeniLimbB, Headache, Dizziness, flux.Ohronc Diarrhoea, Piles, Choi ra Mofbus, Vericose Veins, Palpus of ffose, Eazair Brain Fever, Cerebrospinal Mwangitis, Lagrippe, Pneu-nnnii Jtlav Fever. Asthma, Fever or tokes, W. M. BERKEY, Dealer in DRY GOODS, Notions Furnishing Goods, Fc md Groceries, '7' Coldness bJ any part of the -system General Debility and the thousands of nameless and un-namable.

conditions of invaldlsm which cannot be eached with medicine. All we ask is for you to give Osteopathy a trial to conyince you that it will do all that we claim for it. Hundreds-of cases that have 'been jmronounoedxlaopeless by all other of treatment have been quickly Jnd completely cured, by the applica-JPtionoftbe mever failing Principles of If you have lost faitto in medicine, anfl have tried other means of cure and lailed, give us a call and you, perhapeJike hundreds of others, will again lejoice in the sunshinecof vigor and health. Consultation, and Examination Free. DR.

J. W. BOWMAN, Closing out comes te the front with another budget of local items which we present below. Our item helper will note one of the items missing. Not having any to large a supply of hair on our devoted head we could hardly dare-Tun the risk in-volved in using said items.

We swell up over "the compliment however. Among the dsgenals of the pioneers who formerly over this great desert waste from the Platte to the Rio -Grande we snatch the following which must refer to the mystical and magical seven springs of Geuda: He that would weigh a ton, Must.ckrmk from number One. He that would be well to do, Must drink often of number Two. He that drinks once of ucmber Three, Will never after let it be. He that drinks of number Four, Will always want a littletnore.

He that; drinks deep and strong of number Will live long and always thrive. He that drinks. much of number Six Will never get into a fix. He that drinks of number-Seven, Will never lie in bed till 'leven. It is rumored that there is to be several weddings in town in the near future.

Mr. and Mrs. Alen Conley are the happy paventsof a big bouncing boy. Ask Bill Walker how he likes the honor of being-grandpa. Gus Da vidsoni moved his (blacksmith bop to the strip last week.

Mrs. M- left for. Arkansas City Monday. 'fit at money. As stated in the Njsws last G.

W. Hougham met with something like a distressing acoident. Mr. Hougham claims that when he went down town Monday evening he had in his pocket a bill book containing $140. (Tuesday morning early sas Tom Smith was going down town he picked up.

a pock et book opposite Ahe old bakery build- ng. Upon examination it was found t'j contain some papers but no vmoney. Some one identified the book as Mr. Hougham's, whereupon Mr. Smith im mediately restored it to the owner When it was found that the 1140 was missing Mr.

Hougham was terribly cut up over the affair, as well he-might be as he is a laboring man and in no way able to sustain uch a loss. Mr. Hougham has hungup notices offering a reward of $25 for the return of the money. But it is almost useless to think it will ever come to light again. We offer Mr.

Hougham our sympathy, poor substitute, however, for Jiis cash. Literary ihkclely. What has become of that Is lit possible it has fallen through? Tine News suggests meeting be called one evening next week and they matter talked over. It seems that we I ought to have some honne talent era terUanment this winter and the sooner we make a start the bettr. We understand that there is some money remaining in the treasury from the old literary of last year, no doubt sufficient to niake a start such as purchasing oil, books, etc.

IVe would like to have some of the interested to drop into the Saws office and let us hear from them. Amateur theatricals are not only a source of entertainment but are also great edu cators, so let the ball start to rolling at once. The Bridge Question. At last the question of repairing the bridge east of town has been settled and the News feels proud over the part it played in causing the start to be made. Last week A Teichman made a trip to Winfleld, where he appeared before the county board and asked that the bridge be at once repaired.

After much persuasion on the part of Mr Teichman he secured a promise romthe board to begin work at oiice. Near a Foriuuc. The Italian Rubelo recently received a letter frcm the American consul at Rome in response to an. inquiry Bent to him regarding a legacy due the Italian. Rubelo claims he has several hundred dollars due him from his mother's estate and he intends to make a hustle alter it.

It would certainly prove a veritable godsend to the poor fellow should he ever receive it. The first issue of the Southwestern Advocate, the effort of the now publisher, P.W. Duncan, formerly of the extends its warmest congratulation to the publisher and with the paper much success. Messrs Cutter and Hickey went to Nswkirk on business one day last week. There in a young lady residing in Geuda twenty years of age who has had but one sleigh ride in her life.

There was no preaching last Sunday at the Methodist church, Union meeting being held at the Presbyterian church. The poor unsuspecting jack rabbit had no peace of mind a few days the first of the week. The light fall of snow making rabbit hunting a great sport. 0. J.

Ward left last week for Hun-newell to spend a few weeks with his daughter, Mn Eroadbent, after which he will go to Wellington to spend the winter. Chas. Mapes, representing Selz. Schwab of Chicago, was in town last week and sold Nelson Tipler the largest bill of shoes ever purchased by that firm for their spring trade. Say, have you noticed that Geuda has been right in it of late.

From one to two shows a week has been the order of late. So far tho' the doors have not been broken down in the rush to purcnase iicxets. Last week we failed ta separate th items sent in by our assistant and in consequence came near getting our foot in it, so to speak. The spectacle item was thrown onto our shoulder and we had to stand it. When you desire to do a deserving turn to a cripple buy an occasioned apple or sack of corn of the Italian, Rubelo, "Frank" is a jolly good nat-ured soul and a few cents donated to him will certainly be "bread cast on waters." "When Greek meets Greek, then comes a tug of war," is the old saying, and the same thing can no doubt be said of the meeting of two dealers in patent washing machines, as was the case one day last week.

No blood was shed but, Mrs. Berkey got a big washing very cheap and no doubt would be willing to have the game played with no limit. Notice to All. Do you desire to subscribe for some newspaper or magazine. If you have been so thinking, drop into our office and we will save you some money.

No matter what paper it is, whether it is published in this county or not we will take your subscription and guarantee that you will receive it promptly. If you want to take a paper don't fail to give us your subscription. Turkey Mliuot. Geuda is to have a turkey shoot on the 24th. A number of our enterpris ing townspeople have got their heads together and it litis been decided to have a turkey shoot.

Everybody is invited to come and participate in the affair. A number of prizes will be put up for competition. All you fancy shots now get your implements of warfare in readiness and make preparation to come and spend the 24th. in Geuda and help make the day one of sport and pleasure. Last week owing to a mistake of the printer it was stated that "A Mrs.

Oleson was in town organizing an insurance order." It should have read "Mr. Oleson." The gentleman in question has been working faithfully to organize a lodge (of the Fraternal Aid Association, We have taken pains to look into the organization very carefully and can recommend it most cordially. Every married man should carry insurance and in our estimation the Fraternal Aid Association offers the best inducement of any of the old companies. v' (enda inirrli Directory, E. Church.

Pi-jiioliing service every Sabbath at 11 am, Prayer meetings Wed nesday and Saturday evenings at 8 Sunday school 10 a. m. each Sunday Epworth League at 7 p. m. Sunday evuings.

A cordial invitation is extend ed to all. Strangers made welcome. E. N. Cunnixoiiam, Pastor.

l'UESBYTEKIAN C'lH RCH. Services the second and fourth Mil days of each month at 11 a. m. Sunday school every tiabbath at 10 a. Endeavor meeting at 7 p.

m. J. VV. Funk, Pasim ii they naturally come Keeps One Planning. December brings the busy days for busy shoppers.

There's the Christmas buying that's a matterthat require eUtention. Then the home needs that arise -that's a feature in your buying never overlook. Good buyers wish, to lay in these supplies at the store OSIlEOPATH Geuda Springs, Kansas. CITY BRIEFS. Subscribe for the News.

Mitchell rWinfleld lastweeik attended court a Just glance your-eyes over our new ds this week. "Nelson Tipler and A Teichman both ave something to Hell you. 'The way coal is rolKng in now days one would never that we were ust recovering frora-aoal famine. It ever rains but it pours. Some of our enterprising merchants stock of toys and other Christ- a.i aiways WHS TO money has the strongest purshasing power That is the reason why Viaetpresents which wflLsoon be flashed here first-it's the satisfactory store-the store where biggest results follows the outlay.

Druggist and Pharmacist. A full line of drugs toilet articles, stationery, wall paper, paints, oils and glass. HEADQUARTERS For School Books and School Supplies. A full line constantly ov iuind. want a good mMs gant steak at rock Tom price give me a call.

Caih' paid for butter 1 1 Abe Manlev, I p. W. BAHRUTH, 1 Dealer in Hard and Soft A At Lowest Market Price. C. W.

NESTER, Agt. sn nythin" yon iriTeot or impro. also ret VET.fRDE.MRK. COPYRISHTor DESItN PROTECTION. Send model, or photo, for fre examination and adrice.

BOOK ON PATEMTa5SJ5U2ff MC.A.SIIOVQ GO. PatAnt Tiwmm Ufa Nelson Tipler. Plant Trees This Fall i And they will make an early growth next year. The Arkansas City Nurseries are offering to everyone A-l Apple, Peach, Plum, Cherry, Grape.vines and Small Fruits. THE ARKANSAS CITY NURSERIES Js'ntothe view of the eyea youngsters.

Wtfifington now comes to the front and wamts an insane asylum located there. Although we are sot Jarlystwek on Wellington etill we take off our frats and say "sic 'em." The odVd weather of the fast week has frozen the creek over so as to make elegant skating and you may be Bure our boys certainly took advantage of it and enjoyed the sport hugely. Ren Hicke-y, who has teen conducting the restawrant with his brother. Lyman, left last week for Harper where he has a in a hotel, run by Mr. Morrow, farmerly of the Geuda Jlotel.

J. II. Smith, our enterprising mer chant and neighbor Jias been indis posed the past week. We are pleased to note, however, at the present writ ing that he is much improved. We were informed last Sunday that winter was with us for sure.

The fall of "the beautiful" looked natural, al though it was the first snow fall the editor has seen in two years. Dr. Weeks, the "California Special 1st," who stopped at the Bath House for a few weeks, some time, since, got founded up at Caldwell for $22 last week for not conforming with the County medical law, in neglecting fpport birth and death notices. i 1 1-2 miles F. M.

IIAI'TLKV. Treastm-r l.U, mm INSURANCE. Arkansas City Kmwa KANSAS CITY, KANAS. IJ.HOWAUD, Manager. D.

E. BOOTH, Secretary. Aitarafa LOANS ili Fifth.