The Wamego Democrat from Wamego, Kansas • 4

I TUSSw'S Snwo of Dents DSwa. CITY DIRECTORY. WAMEGO DLMOC'RAT. ROCTTCREEK. CHURCHES.

unusKisxTKBiAN church. i'reacntng every Snuday at II a. m. and 7 p. m.

Hnndar anluinl immi.toi. un: v. uiuwfobd, factor. 'C'lBST M. 15.

Chuech. Praehin(r OF GENERAL INTEREST. Details of inventions prior to 1617 are not known, as no records of patents were kept before that date. In Paris they call it a "seance de boxe," At Norris they call it a slugging match. Norrislown Herald.

There are only one thousand peo-ple men, women and children in all of Harlan County, Kentucky, yet the murders and assassinations during the year outnumber the births two to one. Bt. Louis Post. A Pennsylvania man has invented a- mechanical cow-milker which can be operated by pulling a string. He should present an accident insurance policy to every one who buys tbe instrument, as the milker must stand at short range avery t-tHi.

oJ a I prepared to da hauHiu of all tiuda on ay at m. nud 8 m. Sunday thovery hortt notiae. I mate apMiaity of LT I niwhaTe throe estanHwBfld Dental Ofltoaa which I wUlvtoiteaoa month vi nui ego. from 1st to lflth St.

Umrf trow Hth wz.ixn. toBUtn. Thau fifhpt, mmv.hi-. OUired fur thfi nArfnvm.nM Af 11 ui.i'bhi. uenmtry; ahalrtj n-aah km ahry an Itaod "3 improvementg loo nuiueroui to mcotinn.

a-Yl-k. rooriug oouaehold furniture. Team alwajv sa itroot and driven lOokinf far a job. matm a aeKemiia in rottawaiemia Kinua ot repairing aeno pnaiptar. Moraa-hocinc a specialty OWiSE JOHSSTOW.

isittnitr. Having moved to thli eity I aa aw pne- carcd 1o attend aalea in thii and adleinin oona tiea. Do not flz tout dates for sale uatil 70a ava aeen me. Hiawatha, Kas March 5tb, 188S Here en Medicine Co St. Louis, Mo.

Gentlemen: I write to inform yoo that I was suffering wiih Neuralgia the bead, and was persuaded to try your Liniment, which I did. and was 'J suffer or Neuralgia should not fail to have a bottle of Hercules Deadener 10 the bouse. Respestfully yours, Q. AMANN, Mayor of Hiawatfce. Kan.

PubHe Telephone Office at J. Moninger't Law Cffice. Open day and nioht onntetion with Louie eille. Westmoreland and Fottoria, M.S. Ccffih'Mutliht Kant ide Lincoln Wamego.

Choice Meats of Kinds, Always on Hands. imcKtos, inrneys, vvim uame etc. CHOICE groceries' Butter, Eggs, Etc. 1 Good Couutiy Produce noted. Do Y.u Want an Organ I now sve in stock several first- cKss orgKns which 1 am Eerie? at tie very Iowe't living prices.

Te' instruments aro direct! from tbe lae torf and Are the Best Organs Hade. CALL AM SEE THEM. 1 alto have a Laroe Assortment of Sheet Music. lira. AMY HT1TATT.

Jenkins Bro's Are headq tiers for fresh Baltimore Oysters. We ate cur Oysters direot from Baltimore, Md and sive our patrons nothing but the best. cox cTiorjM y. Bread. Cakes.

Fies. A F.fllt KANSAS. a S3 a 00 EI a a A p. 73 Vi I 93 5 Od ft? a a re it an 5 a a a tm a it tm fl We were in the fashion last week, we had the "spring lever The oat crop is coming forward in grand shape, notwithstanding the growlers cry of "rot." There is some talk of a daily mail route through the valley to Westmoreland, and to that we say ''amen." Mrs. Annie Umschied has been confined to her bed by a severe cold, and we are pleased to know that she is improving.

Father Weikian has been on a visit to the Rev. HishoD at Leaven worth, preparotary to the Easter Services. Wm. Burgers, of Lina came up in our vicinity to settle down with his brother George, who has rented the Volmer farm. Mrs.

Yolmer was attacked last Sunday by pleurisy. Dr. Brill, o' Louisville, was called to treat her and succeeded jin allaying the pan. We would like to know why a cer-taia frieod of ours (male) carries a bunch ot hair pins in bis pocket Are they souvenier's of former girls? Come nov, Eli, a whole pew ia too much for ooe person. Where is it to be? Don't forget "yours truly'' aod tbe Democrat.

We all like cake. That left handed picket gate at the parsonage is a peculiar piece of ingenuity. We are studying up the combination ot it- The maker has applied for a patent. The ''boys" of Rock Creek have orgauized a base ba.l uine, and in teod to piralyze the w'uole country, il their supply of flowers last lon enough. We tasted of Graodrnt Lonergan hospitality on Miuday afternoon, and it was served out and accepted in true Irih ptyla 4 A 'ellotf feeling ui wondorous kiud." We are glad to know that our respected Iriond M.

Floersch, who has rented his farm to hi sons, will not leave us lor iho more society ot town Mr. has been a Pottawatomie former for thirty two years, aod is always the jolltest of the jolly, and the life of every thing in ihe amusement line. We cao afford to ose the "old timers." tber must all tick to tbe old homesteads. The young men who has entare the brotherhood of ewspaper corres poodents with the avourd purpose of "downing" us, can keep his clothes on. We have not purchased a mud slinging pen yet, but news we impvne lacest.

Paul Prt. Weekly Capital and Famers Journal, The Weekly Capital and Farmers Journal is an eight page fifty-six col umn weekly paper, published by K. Hudson at Topeka, Kansas. The Capital is the official state paper, and gives very complete reports, of the meetings ot the legislature, and all conveuti-Mis and associations at thi state capital It contains a G. A.

department und its general state feat ures are strong, it is a splended rep resenative Kansas paper. am4h copy free. Paper will be scut to any address, in or out of Kansas, one year tor one dollar. TWO CENTS Is Homatimea unhandy ohauge to make wlitu buying a sluglo paper 50 Cts. a Month a low prion fui a paper lke THE DAILY CITIZE wUluli will be sunt to any a dirt oue moutU upou leoaipt of 60 oeiiU.

Addreax THE CITIZEN, Pnhliahed every Frldar sussobiftioh. On Six Chee 15 T5 40 Bates of sdvrrtlsing mad known upon appll wtlon at thia offioa. fRIDAf, APRIL 30. 1886. Bt THOS.

S. MURRAY. A Wasbington'correspondent says, that President Cleveland finds it difficult to face the democratic women who personally argue tbat he "tarn the rasrals out" and put good democrats in tbeir places. Geo. R.

Peck recently appointed general solicitor for the A. T. S. F. rail road, will, it is understood, have the management of the political inter ests of the company in Kansas.

Our republican brethren will meet and rati the slate that the railway magnates haye selected for state officers. For many years the great cry of projectors of new lines of railways in Kansas was competition to reduce freights. Cities to wnships and counties Toted bonds freely for this purpose Twenty seven lines of railway have been built already and these compan' iet have absorbed aod control them viz: A. T. S.

twelve lines, iviis souri Pacific i and the Union Paci fic nine. Not one of the twenty seven lines is operated by a local company The three great systems, Darned above 1 r- i .1 a pool ireiguia so mat mere is competition voting bonus to secure com petition has proved a failure. A house built upon the sand muft fall, so a civilisation built upon a Wrong foundation must decay. The competitive system, ajsyatem which ays every man for himself devil take the hindmost," nde i is our social fabric, and the result is huge mountains of wealth, taside awiul gulfs of poverty and misary A niv. ilizatiou to be permanent and progressive must be based upon the eternal rock ot reciprocity, which recognizes the divine truth tbat the welfare ot each child of God is the concern of the whole earth.

Patrons urat. When a man cannot answer the arguments advanced by another, bo will, if his prejudices are so great that be will not be convinced, decry the doctrine with mere assertions that it is wrong, and that anyone who advocates or endorses it is not a good citizen. Ottimes men of small calibre and great prejudices advise imprisonment, and even go so far as to say that men ought to be shot or hanged who advocate certain theories or doctrines. This is wrong. The proper thing for an unbeliever on any subject to do is to make that subject a study.

Laaro all you can about it, aod then if you are still au. unbe liever you will be able to tell why, and bring arguments to support your lews. Then what you say will have tome weight. Topeka Citizen. Greenbacks.

Mr. Gladstone favors, among other reforms, the substitution of Government paper money for private issues. In his speech on the Irish Government bfll he is thus reported: "Ireland might think fit to pass a law providing for the extinction of private issues iu Irelao 1, and tbat no bank notes should be issued ia Ire-land, except under the authority and for the advantage of the state. I own it is ray opinion that Ireland would do an extremuly sensible thing if she passed such a law. Hear, hear.

It is my most strong and decided opinion that we ought to have the same law ourselves.fcheers but the block of business has prevented that and many other good things toward the Attainments of which I hope we are now going to open the door. In this eouutry, too, we shall ulti. mately have to take a similar course. The national bank note will hav to be suppressed, tnd their place suppli. by greenbacks, 2f.

I. Sun, Suud koIiooI nt 8 rraver meeting every Thursday eveninc at 8 p. m. P. T.

Ehodis, Pastor. piAP'flUT Cbdrcr. Pr aoMnff every Smidnv moruinc at 11 o'clock and eveninc at 71 o'clock, ynuday noboo) at 10 o'olock. PrHr nieatiug every Weduasday eveniui; at 8 o'olock. Itev.

C. J. Coulikb. Pustnr. m.

BsBNABr's Cddbch, Catholic) Sr vices oouimeuoiue at 10:30 a. 1st fin ri Hundav nf nnl iuutli. Fa tint A.M. Weikumnu, pusi or. SOC1EIT DIRECTORY.

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125, meetn each Tnexday evmiinx nt Odd Fallows hell nt 8 o'clock. C. W. ISbijajcb, m. w.

il. Jknminqs, Recorder. Wamkoo Ikidos No. 75 F. A.

M. meetH a .1... .1 1. month occurring on or before the lull moon, at 7 p. w.

M. 8. Miohbnjcb Sec. J. U.J N1NGB, W.

HI. aw Vaixkt Chawbb No. 53. E. A.

M. meetN at MnHonio hull 011 the first and third Thursday's of each month at 7:30 p. in. W. D.

Embi.t, p. D. Goldktakdt, Sao. XXTamkoo Loneit I. O.

O. 7. No. 80 aneetal nj.i f.n, 1. ..11 vuu A'cjii'nn unit vu x'iiuuj dvduaiii; of each week at 7:30 p.

111. no. QrinvBS, N. G. Quo.

Miilb, K. 8. XXTkiizao Encampmknt No. 36, I. O.

O. P. meetH nt Odd Frllows' hnll' ou the find mid tlnH Moudny'n of ne month at 7:30 p. iu. C.

N. Caxki, C. P. A. Picbhom G.

13. A 0. P. Morton Pimt.No. 38, will meet twnw month nntil further notion ou the "a ud 4ih 8mi- urdAVK in t-nuh month.

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Hathaway, Adjutant. K. C. No. 77, niretn on the 2nd and 4th I Sntnr.ln8 of fiicu mouth nt 2 v.

11. iu U. A. Ii Hnll. Mrs.

O. N. Dkiwm.kb. Pra. Mm JENNIE 8rO.

TTmohtm or La Bun. Tittrnoni AvhuiiIiI.i K. of me- each Thursdn 7'30 u. in Uoyds hull. Virtitiuk! brOthrrH alwuva wl- C'lilu.

in thrir tinl! ul W.iineSitiivH I ii' wurk 8' III. O. A. JL.dall, Prra Horoiu Pl Seuy. Kallroid Time Table vrno ahdKahsas Citt Accommouatioi.

20 a in I ciivoq Tnnfka Arrives nt Kansaa City 9 40 a l.eaye tlOpm T.nnvM Tooeka T4.S Dm Arrirea at Waueio 915 pm Eastkb Eipbrs 202. Leavea 20Spra Toneka S3Bpm Arrives at Kanaas City 645pm Colorado Exfrkss 201. Lenrea KU9R City 1005am Lesvea Topoka 1240 pm Arrives at Wuraogo 157pm Atlantic Exramss 204. Leaves 115am 3 10 am Arrives at Kansas City 6 00am Pacific Eraiss 203. Leaves Kansas City 1015 pm Topeka 110am Arrives at SOSam Wainegon nd Kauias City Accommodation daily except Sunday.

Atlantic Ezyress daily except Monday Paoifio Express daily except Sunday morning. Eb Johnson. Citj Officers. Mavor M. T).

Smith. City Clork. W. D. Embley.

j.jh. uoy. Manhall B. A. Pierson.

Councilmon J.L. Prnnty, Henry Heme, Robert Ueattie. lsaao Teeter and Ueo. Jenkins. Board of Health M.

1). Smith, Dr. A.Morrall, Dr. J. til.

Jennings. County Officers. Sheriff County Clerk Register of Deeds Probate Judge DUlriot. PTotV L. Crowl W.Ziromorman W.

P. Campbell YT u. Jones J. J. Hontutlor SuDorintendent O.

G. Wheat I irotwurer ii. r. niuau tt una i.l surveyor n.Aivoru nnnnlv Attorney J. A.Moninire Coroner Dr.

C. A.Skene T. I. Kddy CominUslonars D. 0 3hea.

1 Rober Bayla.i A UOBIAIX It. S. TnT.n.n fnltr fm All culls day or night promptly attended to VllUUriU lUVUI, VI VUMUU. "I7AT1W1CI 1ATG0M. I mil Buildnrs.

Plain and orna mental stono work- arble and granite monur I inentt, and all kinds eemotery work. FOB POTTAWAIOMII COUNTY ilSTS ACTS Or TITLI8 Land and Farm Loans, call on Chiloott I'arry a mear and Westmoreland. Kansas. svOur bonk, at th county seat are posted from he reeordadaiUr. a a uuitnict.

v. l.nan Atents and Note Brokers. Wara.go, Kansas. Ofliee over Johsea and Cot- ton store. A.

1. IntUnru It. rs. J. W.

Sprinvsteen. Preo. Good warm meals at all hours. Board by tbe week or monte. Every possible aUent'ion givtn I to patrcu.

I. AMlSOOlf. Pltitirn. I am prepared to do all hiads uf Plain and Ornamentatplasteriagenthe shortest ootiee and in the very best style. My work la this vicinity peaks lor itseii.

rHAI rOVIACZ.Pl'iterir. Vj I a all kinds af plastering, kalsomlniag, tan always guarantee satiufantioii. My prices ardewand I employ noaa bat flivt clase work- ai.a. Uiveaseaean. J-irCome ia aod subsertte for tbe the au TV in I I while working the machine.

Philadelphia Press. It has lately been noticed in a factory at Cambridge, that the fumes of naphtha, under certain conditions, produce the same effect as laughing gas. In the factory mentioned a number of girls were rendered hysterical by, and some became unconscious from, breathing tbe gas. Lowell Citizen. At a recent lecture delivered in Philadelphia by a prominent scientist, the gentleman said it takes a prodigious amount of vegetable matter to form a layer of coal; tbat the present growth of the world would make a layer only one-eighth of an inch thick, and thatit would take a million veara to form a coal bed one hundred feet thick.

-We believe Cal Turner to be the best lumber operator and river driver now living, lie has but one hand, the i i ii i ower ii a in ueen amputated oeiow uie elbow. We saw him swinging an axe the other day, splitting some laree logs for the furnace at his house in Bethel, and we were surprised at the telling blows he struck. Lewiston (Me.) Journal. Los Angeles, was fonnded by the Spanish soldiers, on September 4, 1781. One of tbe first things they did was to dig an irrigating ditch or zanja.

This was the beginning of what is now a magnificent system ol irrigation. The ditches aggregate seventy-live miles in length, and they irrigate eightv-five hundred acres of land per month for six months the year. San Francisco Jail. Butter, as has been developed by recent discussions tfn oleomargarine, had its origin among the Scylhians, Thracians and Phrygians. After they had become acquainted with the manner of making it, it was only used as a medicine or as an ointment in the baths, but not as an article of food.

nor in cookery- It was always in an oily state, and not firm like our butter. Chicago Herald. A cherry tree stood in the way of a tierman railway' extrusion that is being pushed nt ffrcttarlahnstoin, and the owner asked about nine hundred dollars for the tree. Experts were an notated, and ho then showed that it had for years yielded him crops each of which sola for sums equivalent to the interest on the amount named. They finally agreed to award him six hundred dollars, and tbe tree bad to Some remarkable cats are entered for the cat Bhow in New Haven.

There are a full dozen or more of five or six toed cats. Striped Beauty, a tiger-cat, weighs, fourteen pounds. Dick, a maltese, follows like a dog. A jet-black cat with eight toes on each fore- Saw weighs twenty-three pounds, ack, owned by the men of steamer of the New Haven fire department, has one yellow and one blue eye New Haven Register. "This train," said the music teacher, "is like a pipe organ; it has so many stops." "Or a song," said the sad passenger, "because irs so low "Or a waltz, there's so many Blurs on it," said the dude.

"And it's marked with accidentals," suggested the man with the sample-case. "And the road is full of turns," said the sad passenger. "And the management is thorough base," said the cross passenger. "And anybody can beat its time," said the fat passenger. "But it can't be played by flats, remarked the conductor; "tickets, gcntlomen, and de capo." Chicago Tribune.

A more singular lot of names than are given in this paragraph from the Hartford Courant would be difficult to find: "There is now living in this city, temporarily, a gentleman over eighty years old who was once a pupil of Prof. S. F. B. Morse when the professor was a portrait painter, and who, more than fjfty years ago, painted portraits of Zephania II.

Smith and Hannah Hadaesah Hickick, his wife, and their five daughters, Hancy Zephina, Cyrinthia Sacretia, Laurilla Aleroyla, Julia Evelina, and Addy Hadassah Smith, of Glastonbury. It would bo curious to know whether the pictures survive the now extinct family. One of the quickest horse trades on record was made recently in Central Falls. A man was driving his horse, attached to an open carriage, along Central street, when another person, also in an open carriage, tried to pass him. Just as the carriages went abreast the man in the second named carriage shontetl, "How will you trade "Even," quickly repliod the other, and without any further talk about the merits or demerits of either horse both were unhitched, harnesses changed, hitched up again, and away went tho teams, each driver apparently satixtied with the trade.

A strange fact Is that neither of the traders know H'" ol lit'i'. Provide nee (R. Journal. Topeka, Kaus. Coma In and swbicrile for tl Dbmocxat.

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