The Lenora Record from Lenora, Kansas • 2

LENGTH OF DAYS. FEMALE BULL-FIGHTERS. Highway Biography. Five Hundred Tear Old Is Uvlns a Talr Castlllan's) Conquests Ovei the Fiercest Torrosj. It was my fortune, some time ago.

1 oat Art? Is life worth living? In the davs of long nsro people was established before we were born. And do you see They threaten me!" I read out a passage which plainly informed me that if I did not give the information asked, it would be sought elsewhere, and might not be such as I would like to see in print "Of courser said my wife, complacently. "The public insists on knowing about yon; and the men have no choice. It's like the Prime Donne with young men dragging their carriage home seemed to th nk it was, if the length of time they devoted to becoming ac-qainled with'its lights and shadows is to see Senorita Hernandez, the most famous bull-fighter in the world. Sc fearfully exciting was the so-called "sport" that the five thousand peoplt in the plaza de torros were upon theii Tali standard! preparation haa by Its peculiar marl and tu wosr derful esres won tbe eon, dance of tbs people, and la to-day tbe moat popular blood parller and strengthening, medicine.

1 1 eurea scrofula, alt rheam, dyspepsia, headache, kidney and Urer complaint, catarrh, rbeuma-tlam, etc Bs any criterion. It would seem as though life must have afforded much of enjoyment in the good old davs. Sophocles hung on ySSSf A I feet in a state of the wildest confusion; men yelled themselves hoarse and until he was 130 years old, then per- I women fainted all because a slender ished by an accident Attila was 124 young girl had nerve enough to throw when he died of the consequence of a revel on tho night of his second mar- herself in the path of a fierce bull and from the opera; or a President just elected called out into the balcony to make a speech:" "It is a very high-handed proceed- rlacrA. This is a wai-nino- tn vnnni "If you prick us, dc we not bleed!" Not long ago I wrote an article on political economy, and a few days after I woke up to find myself famous. Chateaubriand has described mj feelings in describing his own, after tho luccess of "Le Genie da Cristianisme" Had lannched him into the clouds.

I was intoxicated. How fair the world became all at once! Human nature wasn't so bad, Iter alL I forgave my enemies and adored my friends. I sent a chicken to our washwoman, and subscribed to half a dozen charities; I gave 10 cents to an organ-grinder; I ate a bad dinner with a smile, and digested it without a groan; I brought honi8 a bouquet to my wife, the first since our honeymoon, and asked her if she had dresses enough; I promised her that I would never smoke another cigar as long as I lired. In fine, I was in a fair way to become pierce him to the heart by a single man V.nampniiifici wnis 1 :1 nr. hia thrust It was her farewell perform gretted decease.

aura to gat Hood'a Saria-parllia, which la peculiar to ltaelf. ance. and the strongest and fiercest torros in the countrv had been adver Urowns did not sit so heavily on the brows of monarchs as they seem latter tised for. To make the novelty great ly to da Folii, the founder of the er, it was announced that Senorita nese Empire, reigned 115 years, ing." I said, becoming stiff. "But Mr.

Jones," my wife insisted, "the publio wishes to know." "I won't tell them!" I declared, getting hot "It is-indelicate in the high-est degree. What can my article on political economy have to do with your father's name, or with the length of my legs, or the extent of mv income, or where I was born, or if I take Hernandez would fight upon stilts, and so did Apaphus of Thebes Egyptian. Tacitus gives 175 years to Tuis-co, a German prince. Daddon. an II-lyrian noble, lived for 500 years ac armed with only a short sword, and with none of the usual defenses and loopholes of escape so that in every cording to Alexander Cornelius.

case it was victory or death to the The art of living seems to be one of Hood'i t-arsaparllla sold by drugr.sts. II tlx for 15. Vrasared by C. I. HOOD i CO, Lowell, Hut ioo Doses One Dollar 18 YEARS AGO.

For 18 years I haVe intended writing you. I got my back hurt when about 10 years old. When about 20 I took severe cold in my back, so that for 10 or 12 years I suffered death twice over, after almost giving up I was induced to try Men-ell's Penetrating Oil. My wife applied it to my back freely and halt a -bottle cured me, and now 13 years have fussed and my back still remains good. I have recommended Mer-rell's Penetrating Oil to all like sufferers since.

As long as I live I cannot say enough for it. Fklix Miller, the ninny 'lost wh ch the dark brave girl. ages ci.yjred over, and modern civ liza- The animals provided were small. tion li; not yet been able to uncover. active and wholly untamed, and the It is ctr uiin long life was not secured: horns of each were trimmed and polish by us mineral poisons as remedies ed till the points were bright as needles for distiue.

That is essentially mod ern practice. The ancients doubtless drew on the laboratory of nature for and almost as sharp. Never did veteran picador perform more expert work their medicines, hence the span of their than was coolly executed by this youth lo Merchant, Hito, Ark. i. 8.

Mxbbell Drug St. Louis, Mo. lives was naturally extended. ful senorita. As the bull, mad with We know that our immediate ances rage, would make his furious charge.

tors found their med cincs in the fields and forests, adjoining their log cabin she stood perfectly still until he had stimulants, or what my publishers pay me? It's none of their business My wife laid her hand impressively on my arm, and measured her words out with precision. "If you do not tell them what they wish to know, they will put you down ten years older than you are; and they will say that you were born of poor, but honest parents. They will say that you educated yourself, and hoed potatoes with a Latin grammar strapped to the hoe-handle. They will say that we keep house in two rooms; and that you married one of those smart girls who sparkle (and ache, poor things!) behind the counters of Worth, Nothing Co. How would you like that sir? How would my family like that? How should I like to figure as as" My wife was sobbing.

homes, lhese natural remedies were approached within three feet when. Cures Prevent Colds, 4 Coughs, i Sore Throat, Hoarseness, Stiff Neck, efficacious and harmless left no poison suddenly springing aside as tho animal jig in the system. Physicians were rarely called in, and the people lived to rugged and hearty obi ae. Is it not rushed by. with one haud she would slap him in the face with the scarlet cloak which had first aroused his anger.

worth while to return to their whole a perennial fountain of sweetness ana beneficence to all about me. Prepared for criticism, I forgave it in anticipation. 1 did more than for-give, I excused it; I did more than excuse, I justified it Everybody could not be expected to think as I did. Some ubjects are faceted like a brilliant-cut diamond, and my critic might very sincerely and properly be describing some phase visible to him, but which I had not yet studied. 1 became sublime, and consciously so.

To be conscious that one is sublime is the height of bliss. During twenty-four hours I floated at this height The second morning three letters were handed me. I opened them with a smile of profound anticipated contentment. This was the gist of tho three, differently expressed, but substantially the same: "You are requested to answer at once the following questions "Where were you born, and when month, year and day? "Who was your father? some methods of cure for common ail and with the other hand dexterously ments? thrust into his neck a gaudy bandarilla, H. H.

Warner Proprietors of Bronchitis, Catarrh, Headache, Toothache, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Asthma, Bruises, Sprains, whose sharp barb, as it pierced his flesh, caused him to roar with rage and Warner bate Cure, nave introduced to the public a line of Log Cab reme pain. Thus charge after charge was made dies, and their name indicates their character. They include a Sarsapar-illa," "Hops and Buchu Remedy," em', i cried, "xnev have a by the maddened brute, only to always good deal of impudence. I won't 'Cough and Consumption Reined answer a question. And if they print Extract for external and internal- use, be evaded by the active girl.

She played him, plagued him and tortured him as a cat would a mouse, until at any lies about me, I'll prosecute 'eml" Rose Cream," for Catarrh, "Scalp- I persisted in my resolution; and a me for the hair, "Laver rills and last bleeding, sore and completely ex Porous Plaster." They are carefully hausted with fatigue and pain, the ani compounded from actual recipes, the mal would fight no more. Three wild week after three newspapers were sent me. I lore off the wrappers fiercely. The first one had a column and a half cut out leaving what was proba most efficacious use by our grandparents, and those who would like to Quicker Than Any Known Remedy. No mat ter how violent' or excruciating the pain the Rheumatic, Bedridden, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with diseases may suffer, RADWAT'S READY RELIEF Will Afford Instant Ease.

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This title read: "Mr. Albert Jones, the author of 'A Study on Politi to kill a bull with a sword scarcely A new tiling out Is a clock, with ordinary two feet long, while standing on stilts cal The article was left works, that will run for a year without attention. An electric battery concealed In the directly in front of him. to my imagination. case winds up tbe clock from day to day, or week to weei, as the need may be.

Once in a The animal selected for this deadly I opened the next. There it was! jireat while the battery must be renewed, but contest was a beautiful specimen of ton years older, hoe-handle, two mac is an tue care tne ciock cans ior. his race, black, agile, savage and wild rooms, ana an; ana tne lew tacts so he was no sooner in the arena than distorted as to be almost unrocogmza readv for battle. After he had been Couglis and Hoarseness. Tbe Irritation which induces coughing immediately relieved by use of.

"Brown's JSrunchtal Troches." Sold only la boxes. Tbe George Peabody building fund In Lon permitted to make two or three charges, to warm him to his work, the don, left him for tbe purpose of constructing Governor of the district (who presided on the occasion) gave a sigual and the bugle sounded the "death call." Even Improved houses for tbe poor, has grown, through rent and interest, from (2,500,00 to "Who was your mother? "Were they married or single? "Are you married or single? "If married, what was your wife's maiden name, and her father's Christian name? "Have you any children? "If you have, what are their names and ages? What have you written for the press? by whom published? and over what signature? "What are you writing now? what do you propose writing in the future? and for whom? "Do your publishers pay you anything? and if so, how much? "Where were you educated, if at all? What is your income, if you have any? What is your post office address? Do you go out of town summers, or do you board up the front door and live in the back rooms? "How tall are you? What is your complexion, build, and temperament? "What are your habits while writing? "Do you write best by day or by night? "Do you write just so much a day, or do you wait for inspiration? Do you use stimulants while writing? habitues of the bull ring turned pale. and the silence of the grave reigned throughout the vast ampitheater. The ble. After I had stamped round the room a little while, I came back to my table and opened the third paper.

In the very middle of the first page were two columns of facetious abuse. I and my Political Economy" were held up by this Goliath of the pen as Ms-caulay says Dr. Johnsou held up his subject "like a nutmeg-grater." were turned round, and turned over, and smiled at and smiled at, and smiled at! Before going to the extent of the law, I wish to make one appeal to the better naturo of such a critic, if he has any. slight young girl, with stilts securely fastened to her limbs, received the nearly There are now over 5,000 houses, containing 11,150 rooms, and the average rent per week is $1.25 each. Itching Piles.

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Any Book Mailed for Retail Price. LYON HEALY, Chicago. OLIVER DITSON Boston. short sword, saluted the Governor, and turned toward her enemy with a little shout of defiance, waving her scarlet cloak to excite his anger. At this moment the distance between them was about 200 feet The toro, quiver ing with exc tement and pawing the How would he like it himself? wants to read about his affairs, earth in the fierceness of his rage, by mall lor 50 Cents.

Senator Sberman was said to have a for tune of $1,000,000 before Washington real estate began to rise five years ago, and be it now reputed to be worth $500,000 more. needed no second invitation. With but suppose that they did. How gleaming eyes and head lowered to the ground, he started at full speed for the object of his hate. She calmly waited until he was within twenty feet when, bracing herself firmly on her short Moxie Again in Luck.

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Druggists say the sale tins winter is im ful time for the spectators. When the huge brute was within four feet, she mense. Cyrus W. Field once worked for A T. Stew threw herself suddenly forward, gave art for the munificent salary of $50 a year.

one quick thrust with the sword, and "Ring out the old ring in tbe new!" baa without waiting to note the effect of the blow, swung around on her stilts i wmm i "What sort of pen, ink and paper do you use?" This was not all but it may euffice. I hurried to my wife's chamber with these letters in my hand. 'Be calm, my I said, the moment 1 got the door open. "It is some mistake. All will come right Only don't weep for that would unman me!" Mrs.

Jones shrieked. "What is it? What has harpened? Have you eaten that piece of cheese with the 'Rat's farewell' on it? Oh! oh! 1 will get some black coffee as soon as possible! I will bring the white of an egg! Betty shall go for tho dootorl" I explained as well as I could, holding my wife tightly, with my hand over her mouth. "It is not poison my dear. It is some police business. Some other man of the name of Jones has probably profited by my reputation to publish an actionable artcle about somebody.

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