The Lenora Leader from Lenora, Kansas • 8

-HI'- THE- Lenora Leader. J. II. "WIUQHT, Editor and Proprietor. 1 18, im.

TEJAJlSS.t $1.00. Star Wagon Co, 1 ORDER TO Close out our entire stock of WIT AND IIUMOK. We will sell them at Remarkably Low Prices until all are sold. This is no humbug. We mean what mimmnM of Farm Wagon of all h'hidst Freight and Truck Wag- on Express, Delivery Wagons and Jbrays.

Bug gies. Carriages and Jload Carts a Complete line throughout. AH of which we ftCly worn in tn hp plriotly Arst clans. We build no hifciiur v.jl:. Ouf vogou is a farorito ovcrv.i l-i- i- 1 I pt-rfoi'tljr Ttmcked, durable, r.n.-l rXInil, overy cart well saturated In IV -t- Oil befora Our prioas will nl ri I10 low for quak Ity of goods Cvll vror.

ant B4tBt ot write for price and c.i.'iU..;ue STAR WAGflrl CEDAR EAPIDS. IOWA. we say. Come at once to secure first selection of good goods at remarkably low prices. Ladie's fine overshoes for fine shoes 11 11 of about 17 who has not yet grown a mustache.

I Io Is also very small physically. He has been paying considerable attention to a young lady and linal-ly proposed: "Miss Mary, I love he said, sinking down on his knees. "You had better speak with yourna and see if ho will give his consent." was the cutting reply. Texas iSiflilHJH. Bright reporter (to city editor) "A tramp was killed out here just now by a brick falling from the fourth story of a building." City editor "Did you get a picture of the brick?" Bright reporter "0, yes; and I found out where it was manufactured." City editor "Well, hurry up a hundred-line obituary notice, and' call him 'a well-known' and respected You know all the rest." Ar.

Y. Tid-RUs. Johnny what is an orchid?" T. "An orchid is a queer little plant with a funny flower that does not look like a llower." J. I'd like to see one.

I never did." T. "Why, yes, Johnny, you've seen one. A lady's slipper, you know." J. (instinctively slipping his hand behind him) Magistrate "You are accused of assaulting Pete Johnson." Prisoner "Yes, yo' llonah. Pete 'lowed 1 wuzaent no gemman.

But I only hit him wunee, sail, at the eo'nah of Fo'ty-secon' street an' Fo'th avenue." Magistrate street? The policeman says he picked him up at the corner of Twenty-third street." Prisoner "Am dat so? Well, I didn't mean tor hit him as ha'd as dat, Jedge. 'Deed, I N. Y. Times. "i'angle," remarked Squildig, "I've just been reading a little Roman history" "Yes," assented Fangle.

"And I learn that Tiberius jit his death left an estate valued at sterling, which Caligula spent in less than twelve months." "Yes." "Now, what I want to know is how Caligula managed 'to getawfiy with all that "money." "That's easy. Tiberius left an unpaid gas bill, which Caligula had to settle." l'Uts-burij Chronicle. On board Erie train No. 4, which left the track ai Scio recently, was a little boy traveling with his father. When Hits train jumped the track and the cars went in ail directions, the youth, who had been making notes of matters of interest to "write to mamma about," jumped from his seat in great glee, and, holding on to the.

arm of th seat for dear life, shouted: "Papa, here'll be something big to write about, won't there?" Elmira (ia.ulle. $1.25, worth $2.00 1.00, 1.50 3.00, 4.00 3.25, 3.75 3.00, 44 3.50 44 6.50 4.50, 44 5,50 4.50, 44 3,50 44 4,00 3,25, 44 3,75 Gents fine boots 11 Kip i i'r m'i a 55 KOcput-r, Uioj vtot minute. fa 5's 1" a a i i' at away down prices. Call and see us at once. C.

LATHROP Call at this office if you want a loan on your farm. BON GLAD STOKE P. LEOtf ABD, Proprietor. IN -St Thtt ii an craellrnt and powerful Force Pwnp wo.trfl.r domestic or manufacturing A POWERFUL FiE EUQUIE. ALL DEALEUs SELL THE 01.

Barbed Wire, Stoves and Tinware, fa IS Fend (or our Budfot, containing prices IvlCUO rmacK iwme Hinders, Reapers, or tuese wmm ana ouiu- useiui arcuties. Gleason Bailey M'Fg Co. VI SESKCA iAi.l& St. r. Blowers, Bain and Smith I have the best and only exclusive hardware store in Norton county.

My. utock is complete in every particular, and eonnints of everything kept in a firtit i'Ibmk hardware trtore. Manufacturer of all kinds of Tin Ware, Hoofing, Spouting, and all kinds of repairing done to order by a practical and thorough workman. My Ktcdk was bought for cash which enablen me to make better lignreB than wan ever offered in thin market before. P.

J. LtONAHl). One of the heroes of the Franco-German war has just died Gen. Bonne-mains, who commanded the cuirassiers 01 the famous cavalry charge at Reichs-hofen. Toe feat of by which he slaid the advance of the Germans, while his men fell in scores around him" under the murderous lire, until Mac-Malion had got clear away from Woerth and Frocseiiw iller, is commemorated on many a canvas and in song- and to this day Hie appearance of a cn.rasskr rgi-nieiit at a review in Franco is always greeted Vn frantic plaudits.

Gen. DoniK mains: was 71 yew of a "0, where tiro tho tni'ln of tho punt," ho Hltfliod, With it fjiii'irlc (town deep itihin tliroul "Tho jrlrls I hut once were our joy mul prido, On whom wo vro wont to (toto'" And, to hide his jri'lot'. ho wout to the show, His drooping hoiirt to rally; And ho tt if Iris of tin: long Cuvorliny in the ballet. An oi proverb says: "All things oomo to him wiio wtiitH.1' If it -num. fees tho waiter some tho things will como to him much sooner.

Korristown Herald. "What nre the Inst teeth that 001110?" asketl a teacher of her class in physiology. "False teeth, 1111.1111," replied a boy who iunl just waked up on the back Beat. 'h rial if 1 Reg Liter. A Virginia Colonel blew into a gun the oilier day and found it was loaded.

It isn't ufo for men who don't kaovv anything about firearms to bother with them. Rocheder Pod- Expretm. Delirious delight: "Were you at the, Van Nvkendurn's dance Christmas?" "Lots of fun?" "Yaas." "Who did von dance wtlh?" "Didn't dawnce." "What did you do thou?" "Looked at a doocid pretty gyurl." Ar. Y. "Can you toll uie whoso picture on ten-dollar bills?" asked a caller of a country editor.

"I don't know. I couldn even tell you whose portrait is on one-dollar replied the pen-pusher, with an eight-line pica sigh. N. Y. Journal.

Little Miss Malaprop went to see "Our Mary" as Rosalind the other afternoon, and now sin; tells her companions; "I've been to Anderson. She played I Sliakspcaru's play 'How Do You Like and 1 think I liked it very well." Bodon Record. Some time ago a music-house in this city received a letter from a young lady asking for some sheet-music. She closed, apologizing for her blunders, in the follow ing language: "l'lcz chus mi fijjclin. i spel bi ere, but i pla bi not." N.

Y. Ciiridian Advocate. Man (with a terrible cold) (cough) rum and (cough) molasses." sir, but we haven't a bit of inolassos. Man "Wcli, I've ot to (cough) do something to (cough) stop this terrible cough. (Jimme the (cough) rum without 'molasses." "1 was surprised to see you come out of a saloon with tliat disreputable old tramp, Colonel.

Did you invite him to drink?" "No, certainly not," replied the Colonel, straightening up; "but 1 felt sorry for the poor old chap, and when he asked mo to take something I hadn't the heart to ivfnso." iV. Y. tiini. "A picture of ancient PlKcnieia, you Bay? How long have you been at work on it?" "0, at odd times about a year altogether. You must come up to the studio-mid see it when I get it: done." i will.

1 suppose yon must be about completing it now." "Yes, I'm on the Phu nieian -touches." Tidbit. "Ila! ha! That's a good one on laughed Mr. Dubinin the other morning. "What, tickles you now?" asked Mrs. Dulman.

"Why, ha! ha! a Canadian doctor says more than half the women are fools." "Yes," replied Mrs. Dulman, wearily; "I guess he's right. Most women many." Philadelphia News. A cat got into a church-organ in a Western city, and, -w hen the congregation assembled Sunday morning and heard the frightful and plaintive complainings of the animal issuing from the, assistant worshiper, they thought a new and better organist 'had been engaged since the preceding Sabbath. Herald.

The Birmingham Medical Review tells of an old Highlander who was ordered by his doctor not to exceed two ounces of spirits daily. He asked his son how much liquor that was. "Sixteen drams," was the reply. "What a guid doctor," said the Highlander. "Run and tell Donald 'Mc'i'avish and Big John tae carii doon the nieht." Ponsonby Well, dear boy, I'm off to Farec.

Do Twiliger What, again? I thought you were tired of Paree. "So 1 am, but duty, dear boy. I'm going to see Pasteur." "Good' gracious! Have you been bitten?" "Not yet, but there is a ferocious dog just moved into our neighborhood and it is just as well to be prepared." Philadelphia Call. When a great ruler dies in Europe Borne one calls in his ear three times. Once is enough in Kentucky.

A friend steps reverently to the couch of the deceased and whispers not necessarily loud "Let's take a drink." If he makes no reply, then he is dead beyond peradventure, and the funeral is proceeded with. Louisville Courier-Journal. Mr.fJrindhani What will you have, Mr. Growler, roast beef or chicken? Growler Gimme some chicken ah, thanks (begins to cat it, but irives up in Mrs. G'rindham Well, what-the now? Growler I can't seem to get around this leg let me have a pirn; Mis.

Grimlli'am A pine one? Growler Yes, it's softer than mahogany. Rambler. "I am so pleased," said Clara to her little friend. "Lnt Saturday they gave mesne! doll for a birthday GO TO eo. S.

S' GASOLIIE STOTES. "Will bake, brott, wash, Iron, boil, eimmer, roast Ly'iJ and toast much quicker .14. LOOK HERE. PHARMACY FOR ana Better tnan any coat or wood cook stoves. It is ready in a zninuts and stopped in an instant, by gimply pushing a little button "Open" or "Closed," Drugs, Chemicals, TO Patent Medicines, Brushes, Soap, Perfumery, Paints, Oils, etc.

Prescriptions and Recipes Carefully Compoundc- Cive me a Call, East side of Sain Street, Lenora. Kaiisas. ft Hi 18 TO iA 3- taQMt Steal ITaxeiU" will be mailed gratis opon ipplicatiau to Tho undersigned has the General Atfertcj' of Northwestern Kansas for tlm Perkins Wind Mil, tho only rail that litis a record of never blowing down, now in use. They Are warranted not to be defective in workmanship, or blow down wliero pood niibnt initial buildings nre not materially damaged. They are perfect self -regulators.

It governs itself in liifdi winds and will rim in the lightest breeze. Ail kinds of pump work done in connection. Correspondence solicited. M. II.

Horton, Sit! Lucerne Sheridan county. Kansas Hingn StoTO Co. ST. LOUIS, MO. $3 toff UM ATIOWS.

Go to EBERSTEIN ERG'S. REDFRONT Drug and Grocery Store, Lenora Kansas for Pure Drugs, ITancj Groceries, Candies, Cigars Tobaccos, etc. Ji StarPaste YORKW present. "An. you still play with JEWELEES AND Watchmakers.

I linn I Tho Housekeeper's Friend ASK FOU, JOHN GOODMAN, Proprietor. Custom work a spfimly Satisfaction guaranteed. Chop feed Constantly on and. Give me a call, Four mite east Inai hae. you done locked it in tie-mv children." AiTiDTAKS riO OTHER.

irg now. "AIM wiiai with yours?" "I have cupboard. It will do for 'iiut suppose you have "Then it will go to my i'iv's paper. is a San Aulonio vonHi Eeiring a reeialty. All work varonted Mere three dors south ot thii office.

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